Cargo Shorts.

I miss Lemmy too.

And I'm also in Chicago

To be honest, I wore my boxers and robe into Walgreen's yesterday to pick up a script.

I don't care what people think anymore. You hit a point- especially living in this in' city... and you stop caring. My ex-fiance was real funny about social and public appearance at times, yet when she'd get a little tipsy or whatever she'd wear fuzzy hats into fancy stores and puke at parties.

Sometimes I think people assume the whole world is watching them, and you should tell this girl that there's about 40 other smelly farts on the L and maybe one or two might even notice you're wearing cargo shorts. Would I wear them to a wedding? No, but then again, not many people would wear a pair of Yoshi slippers and their robe into Walgreen's and wait for a prescription to be filled.

I don't feel like getting dressed at 8am and sometimes if it's the middle of the night and I'm running to go pickup midol or something, maybe I don't care too much to put on much clothes. Gimme a wife beater, enough skibbies to cover my junk and something for my feet and I'm OK.

to put it in a nutshell how much I hate pants: when I was arrested in 2011 (wandering the streets intoxicated) and had to spend a night in lockup, and then in the 'pen' or dugout or whatever you wanna call it the next morning before going before the judge for bail, I was in my boxers and a t-shirt when I woke up... uh whoops. They gave me these horrible plastic shoes or something.... I forget what even... and that was it. In a pen of about 40+ ...oh man. I recall a guy who dressed in drag and told me he did it so they'd let him out of the pen, and sure as doggy doo it worked and the harassment he took led to the guards moving him to a private holding cell.


OH man, it was nasty. I remember thinking when I was in the dugout that I was probably sitting in so much dried piss and feces.
+ This was also 26th+Cal... dog days of summer- no air whatsoever no matter where I was that night/next day it seemed, and my apartment had no air yet, since I was waiting for my window unit to come in the mail... uggggh... it smelled so bad but for all I knew it was me and my sweat by that point.
(thank the good FSM it was before they stopped having court on Sat morn.- RIGHT before this went into effect, it feels like...and I worked at a law firm back then, to boot...oy... but I didn't have to spend the entire weekend there, having gotten arrested the night before & it being a Friday now you have to wait 'til Monday- thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster...)

It was an experience. My lawyer brought me this pair of oversized jeans and a horribly tacky sweater and I felt so disrespectful on so many levels. Someone told me I looked like "David from Roseanne" and I should "tell the guards I have to be on set" ...I wanted to tell mr. PCP that Roseanne had ended about 20 yrs ago but he had me cracking up in dire times.


el fin. Rock the shorts like the American flag. In fact, if you can, wear the flag as a pair of shorts or makeshift depends. No need to poo on it, just wear it around your jock. I like that look.

Aye, I think that as long as one is comfortable in themselves- and can find a balance in their clothes that looks good to them (sometimes I understand you can't wear contrasting colors and fun/crazy things for kicks, like our buddy Lemmy up there <3).... most clothing can look good on most people, if it isn't insanely over- or undersized. That's my only thing. If it's WAY too big, or WAY too small (well... I admit, it can look good on women, and some people probably would agree with me... but as a man who has been dating strippers and crap for years, and am accustomed to my ex's all dressing like that, I probably find a certain female type and look more appealing or maybe look at it different compared to some people?... I am peculiar in that regard, and maybe even picky... one vanity I admit!) it might not work. Over/undersized clothing can look really silly.

OTHERWISE, just be appropriate, mix and match wisely, and you'll be good!

Out of curiosity, which parts of Chicaaahgo are you guys from?

I still wear cargos. em, the shorts I was told were in style are too short.

Dude. I have a pair of bathing shorts with the Rolling Stones logo all over them that I wear as regular shorts. They look like absolute cancer, but I love them. Cargo shorts is acceptable, wear 'em.

There's really only two types of shorts for men that are common. The basketball kind (silky) and these. Actually wearing these right now, and they're really comfortable.

Nothing wrong with these.

They also say I shouldn't wear a kilt.  'em, I'll do what I want!

Cargo shorts are great because you can hold a lot of things in your pockets, and you never have to worry about making friends, cause everybody is going to avoid you.

grows up w/ the threat of violence if u wear skinny shorts cuz that mean u a pansy.

gets older and gets made fun of for not wanting to wear skinny shorts