Post by dachs on Jul 21, 2016 17:03:37 GMT -5
(Video opens of Maxwell Dachs sitting in his office with his feet up on his desk, he moves his feet too the ground and addressed the camera and begins talking.)
Maxwell Dachs: In the last promotion I wrestled in, they felt that I was an animal. They couldn't handle me. That is why I am here. I couldn't contain myself, they said, and got released They mistook my dedication and passion for irresponsibility. Thankfully WFWF, has allowed me to have a second chance. They're not afraid of what I am able to unleash, they understand who I actually am. All throughout my career I have been stacked up against great adversity. And every single time I end up toppling giants. WFWF respects that and understand that. So for my first match they put me up against David Brennan, a man who has gone undefeated since his return to WFWF. But honestly, it really isn't that impressive, he's won, what, like 3 matches? Winning a match a month for three months isn't very impressive. I've gone more than three weeks undefeated, and nobody was booking the guy against me as "The Usurper." But hey, I guess they must lower the bar here for alcoholics. Makes sense, he's too distracted by booze to operate fully in the ring like me. But hey, it is my first match. I will take what I can get. I'm motivated to bulldoze my way to the title picture, and what better stage to put myself on the map then against an established figure here of like likes of David Brennan.
(Dachs pauses and pulls out a photo that says "REST IN PEACE YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN." and has a image of Harambe the Gorilla on it. He then puts it back down and continues speaking.)
Dachs: I'll do everything I can to get out of this match on top. Not only will I hit with the intention to hurt, but I will hit with the intention to injure. This my match, my debut, it is how people will get their first impressions of me. So I have to put it all out on the line out there. I just don't want to beat Brennan, I need to beat him, and when I set my eyes on something like this, I will do it. It's the Harambe mindset. The Harambe mindset is all about doing everything you can to get everything you want. And what I want is a title here in WFWF. I just need to take one off the loser who is keeping it warm for me. I'm done waiting, I've been on the sidelines far too long and I'm chomping at the f*cking bit to be unleashed. I feel bad for Brennan because he's going to be my punching bag for all my pent up aggression. And I'll be a nice guy though, I'll pay for half of his medical bills. I'm a kind man. Skinhead alcoholic wrestlers tend not to make as much money as the next level guys like myself, so I'm sure he will need that extra cash for all the illegitimate children he has.
(Dachs laughs and pulls out a bottle of whiskey and pours himself a glass of it on the rocks. He taunts the camera with it and winks as if to taunt David as well.)
Dachs: I have respect for you Brennan, don't get me wrong. I have plans to model my career after you. Well, I'll do the opposite of you I mean. The potential I have is around the same level you had, but unlike you, I don't let it fall through my fingers. That is because I have more dedication to this business than you. Wrestling as a whole takes a back seat for you. And I don't blame you, I'm sure it takes a lot for you to get out of your twin bed in the morning. I get it David. You're a loser, and I'm here to put you out of your misery so you can go home to your double wide and f*ck your cousin.
(Dachs pauses to take a sip of the whiskey, to taunt Brennan even more and continues to laugh.)
Dachs: I'm better than you. I'm sure you know it too, but your boozed inflated ego is too much to admit it, and you're going to try and put out this big tough guy persona about how you've worked to get to where you are and you're gonna kick my ass for disrespecting your family and inbred children. But that is just the thing with white trash like you. You just lack the capacity to understand complex ideas, such as that I am actually leagues ahead of you. Unlike you, I am able to think critically about my situation. I don't care how dominate you've been. I don't care that you've had potential in your career. I don't care that you have a record of 3-0. All I care about is lacing up my boots and going to that ring and using you as a blank canvas to take out all the pent up frustration I've had for the past month of having to sit idly by and watch other people get opportunities that should have been mine.
(Dachs changes to a more serious tone briefly.)
Dachs: You don't deserve to be here in WFWF. Too many times you have let your addiction get the better of you and waste your opportunities. I'm doing the right thing for this company and opening up a position for myself. I'm taking charge of my destiny and showing the drive that I have. Something that you sure as hell have never done in your pathetic career. You try and use your demon in a bottle as an excuse for all of your misfortunes in your career. While that may be part of it, the other part of it is that you're lazy as hell. You don't care about this business, you don't care about it at all. That disgusts me. I've worked very damn hard to get to where I am and I've had to just sit and watch you piss it all away because you're not dedicated to wrestling enough to actually show effort. You clearly have no passion for wrestling, all you have passion for is drinking and looking like a skinhead. You're cancerous to this company, you give off this aura that you can just half ass everything and be successful, I'm here to shatter that image and show that it is no longer possible. I'm here to put everyone on notice. And maybe after our match, I can buy you some beer to drown your sorrows.
(Dachs laughs and stands up and begins to walk out of the room while delivering the final line of his message.)
Dachs: Who can beat David Brennan? I can. I'm taking your spot David. Your time is over. You no longer deserve it. I'm Maxwell f*cking Dachs. And I sure as hell am The Usurper, and I'm going to put everyone on notice.
(Video fades to black.)
Maxwell Dachs: In the last promotion I wrestled in, they felt that I was an animal. They couldn't handle me. That is why I am here. I couldn't contain myself, they said, and got released They mistook my dedication and passion for irresponsibility. Thankfully WFWF, has allowed me to have a second chance. They're not afraid of what I am able to unleash, they understand who I actually am. All throughout my career I have been stacked up against great adversity. And every single time I end up toppling giants. WFWF respects that and understand that. So for my first match they put me up against David Brennan, a man who has gone undefeated since his return to WFWF. But honestly, it really isn't that impressive, he's won, what, like 3 matches? Winning a match a month for three months isn't very impressive. I've gone more than three weeks undefeated, and nobody was booking the guy against me as "The Usurper." But hey, I guess they must lower the bar here for alcoholics. Makes sense, he's too distracted by booze to operate fully in the ring like me. But hey, it is my first match. I will take what I can get. I'm motivated to bulldoze my way to the title picture, and what better stage to put myself on the map then against an established figure here of like likes of David Brennan.
(Dachs pauses and pulls out a photo that says "REST IN PEACE YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN." and has a image of Harambe the Gorilla on it. He then puts it back down and continues speaking.)
Dachs: I'll do everything I can to get out of this match on top. Not only will I hit with the intention to hurt, but I will hit with the intention to injure. This my match, my debut, it is how people will get their first impressions of me. So I have to put it all out on the line out there. I just don't want to beat Brennan, I need to beat him, and when I set my eyes on something like this, I will do it. It's the Harambe mindset. The Harambe mindset is all about doing everything you can to get everything you want. And what I want is a title here in WFWF. I just need to take one off the loser who is keeping it warm for me. I'm done waiting, I've been on the sidelines far too long and I'm chomping at the f*cking bit to be unleashed. I feel bad for Brennan because he's going to be my punching bag for all my pent up aggression. And I'll be a nice guy though, I'll pay for half of his medical bills. I'm a kind man. Skinhead alcoholic wrestlers tend not to make as much money as the next level guys like myself, so I'm sure he will need that extra cash for all the illegitimate children he has.
(Dachs laughs and pulls out a bottle of whiskey and pours himself a glass of it on the rocks. He taunts the camera with it and winks as if to taunt David as well.)
Dachs: I have respect for you Brennan, don't get me wrong. I have plans to model my career after you. Well, I'll do the opposite of you I mean. The potential I have is around the same level you had, but unlike you, I don't let it fall through my fingers. That is because I have more dedication to this business than you. Wrestling as a whole takes a back seat for you. And I don't blame you, I'm sure it takes a lot for you to get out of your twin bed in the morning. I get it David. You're a loser, and I'm here to put you out of your misery so you can go home to your double wide and f*ck your cousin.
(Dachs pauses to take a sip of the whiskey, to taunt Brennan even more and continues to laugh.)
Dachs: I'm better than you. I'm sure you know it too, but your boozed inflated ego is too much to admit it, and you're going to try and put out this big tough guy persona about how you've worked to get to where you are and you're gonna kick my ass for disrespecting your family and inbred children. But that is just the thing with white trash like you. You just lack the capacity to understand complex ideas, such as that I am actually leagues ahead of you. Unlike you, I am able to think critically about my situation. I don't care how dominate you've been. I don't care that you've had potential in your career. I don't care that you have a record of 3-0. All I care about is lacing up my boots and going to that ring and using you as a blank canvas to take out all the pent up frustration I've had for the past month of having to sit idly by and watch other people get opportunities that should have been mine.
(Dachs changes to a more serious tone briefly.)
Dachs: You don't deserve to be here in WFWF. Too many times you have let your addiction get the better of you and waste your opportunities. I'm doing the right thing for this company and opening up a position for myself. I'm taking charge of my destiny and showing the drive that I have. Something that you sure as hell have never done in your pathetic career. You try and use your demon in a bottle as an excuse for all of your misfortunes in your career. While that may be part of it, the other part of it is that you're lazy as hell. You don't care about this business, you don't care about it at all. That disgusts me. I've worked very damn hard to get to where I am and I've had to just sit and watch you piss it all away because you're not dedicated to wrestling enough to actually show effort. You clearly have no passion for wrestling, all you have passion for is drinking and looking like a skinhead. You're cancerous to this company, you give off this aura that you can just half ass everything and be successful, I'm here to shatter that image and show that it is no longer possible. I'm here to put everyone on notice. And maybe after our match, I can buy you some beer to drown your sorrows.
(Dachs laughs and stands up and begins to walk out of the room while delivering the final line of his message.)
Dachs: Who can beat David Brennan? I can. I'm taking your spot David. Your time is over. You no longer deserve it. I'm Maxwell f*cking Dachs. And I sure as hell am The Usurper, and I'm going to put everyone on notice.
(Video fades to black.)
I dont know good luck