Post by Markw on Nov 4, 2018 17:55:38 GMT -5
WFWF SNAFU - No Thought Was Put Into This
I amnae gonna pretend I’m not disappointed.
Course I am.
You get so close in a competition like tha’, in your first three matches, an’ course you’re gonna be disappointed if you donnae pull it off at the end.
But, same time, I’d be lyin’ if I made out that this is the biggest setback in the world. Did I wanna win under that Wembley arch? Proclaim myself THE Intergalactic Spaceman Vanguard Champion? Yeah. I did.
But if I coulda picked any f***er in this place, assuming it couldnae be me, then yeah, it’d have been Mesh.
‘cause that Lass? She’s f***in’ boss man. She’s a tough wee f***er with a heart a gold an’ she deserves it. She deserves every last second o’ it.
Thing is, though, those seconds?
They’re countin’ down lass.
An’ yeah I wasnae up to the job last time out, an you know, I feel like I let myself down. But this is my chance to put it right. To show the whole world that I amnae just a wee knobhead with a space fetish.
I’m a tough wee f***in’ b******.
I’m a champion.
I’m the Wee Gren Man, the Vanguard champion, THE Intergalactic Spaceman.
But honestly? It isnae about that, no’ really.
It’s not so the whole world has to take notice, it’s not about proving a point.
It’s just about going back to see me two best mates, the lads in Glasgow, an’ most importantly, my beautiful wee lass. Going back to them with a belt on my shoulder, and a whole s***tona pride in my heart.
I’m a fan Mesh, I really am, prolly your biggest outside a’ family an’ close friends.
But I’m a competitor, just like you, an’ I know that when you saw our names pitted against each other once again, you’d be expecting nothing but me givin’ my abosolute all to take tha’ belt from you.
You hold on to it? Great, I’ll step aside, regroup, set my sights on tryin’ a build a wee bit a momentum.
Win?
An’ maybe we can see who’s best a’ three? If the powers at be’ll allow it a’ course.
I think the expectation is I should be a really grumpy f***er right noo, angry, bitter. But I amnae.
I feel great to be honest.
Sure I lost, an’ I am disappointed, but I lost fair and square to a proper tough wrestler.
If it happens again, it happens again. I’m just stoked to have the chance to try an’ end that winnin’ run you got goin’ for you.
See yous in Seattle lass, things have never been so swell.
Course I am.
You get so close in a competition like tha’, in your first three matches, an’ course you’re gonna be disappointed if you donnae pull it off at the end.
But, same time, I’d be lyin’ if I made out that this is the biggest setback in the world. Did I wanna win under that Wembley arch? Proclaim myself THE Intergalactic Spaceman Vanguard Champion? Yeah. I did.
But if I coulda picked any f***er in this place, assuming it couldnae be me, then yeah, it’d have been Mesh.
‘cause that Lass? She’s f***in’ boss man. She’s a tough wee f***er with a heart a gold an’ she deserves it. She deserves every last second o’ it.
Thing is, though, those seconds?
They’re countin’ down lass.
An’ yeah I wasnae up to the job last time out, an you know, I feel like I let myself down. But this is my chance to put it right. To show the whole world that I amnae just a wee knobhead with a space fetish.
I’m a tough wee f***in’ b******.
I’m a champion.
I’m the Wee Gren Man, the Vanguard champion, THE Intergalactic Spaceman.
But honestly? It isnae about that, no’ really.
It’s not so the whole world has to take notice, it’s not about proving a point.
It’s just about going back to see me two best mates, the lads in Glasgow, an’ most importantly, my beautiful wee lass. Going back to them with a belt on my shoulder, and a whole s***tona pride in my heart.
I’m a fan Mesh, I really am, prolly your biggest outside a’ family an’ close friends.
But I’m a competitor, just like you, an’ I know that when you saw our names pitted against each other once again, you’d be expecting nothing but me givin’ my abosolute all to take tha’ belt from you.
You hold on to it? Great, I’ll step aside, regroup, set my sights on tryin’ a build a wee bit a momentum.
Win?
An’ maybe we can see who’s best a’ three? If the powers at be’ll allow it a’ course.
I think the expectation is I should be a really grumpy f***er right noo, angry, bitter. But I amnae.
I feel great to be honest.
Sure I lost, an’ I am disappointed, but I lost fair and square to a proper tough wrestler.
If it happens again, it happens again. I’m just stoked to have the chance to try an’ end that winnin’ run you got goin’ for you.
See yous in Seattle lass, things have never been so swell.
OOC: So yeah this participation piece is clearly the product of prioritising other stuff (and a splitting headache on the deadline day set aside to knock something out). I can’t see myself signing up for a show for a little while I’m afraid, my hearts just not in it right now, I'm sorry. At least it's an honest title.