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Post by Artie Kendall on Oct 1, 2019 16:47:23 GMT -5
Am I on the Mattel board? I mean i typing this from a sandbox but when Dino Bravo get a figure? Ever?
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Post by HandsomeHollywood on Oct 1, 2019 17:06:14 GMT -5
No Cesaro? For shame.
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Post by Decky on Oct 1, 2019 17:24:01 GMT -5
First names that popped into my head were British Bulldog and Cesaro.
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Post by PJ on Oct 1, 2019 18:43:24 GMT -5
Here’s the thing. Has demonstrated tremendous power in the ring, but has minimal documentation of training. Obvious we know he trained his ass off to become that way but no one knows if he’s ever tried for a personal best in the powerlifts or moving enormous inanimate objects. I had planned on writing thorough biographies of each wrestler’s lifting accomplishments but I figured that would just get more bungholes to tell me I need to get laid. Because some people on this site are evil and hateful and deserve brief periods of pain brought on by diseases. Interesting thread. I’d be interested to know some documentation on the guys you listed, as I doubt off the top of my head I would’ve included Bulldog, Big John Studd, Kane, Road Warriors as top strength athletes (don’t get me wrong, obviously very strong guys but like some said about Cena, not sure they’re elite). Ken Patera is the most obvious omission. And I believe Mark Henry has said that Cesaro is pound for pound as strong as he’s seen. Patera was my first thought also, but he doesn’t have a Mattel figure though which was one of his perimeters.
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Post by Gorilla on Oct 1, 2019 18:51:56 GMT -5
Earthquake was undefeated as a sumo guy in Japan before he gave it up because he didn't like the lifestyle Hard to find burgers?
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Post by GoCanes84 on Oct 1, 2019 20:28:57 GMT -5
Rhyno’s shoulders deserve an honorable mention.
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Post by Turnbuckle Zealot(Phil) on Oct 1, 2019 22:07:40 GMT -5
Here’s the thing. Has demonstrated tremendous power in the ring, but has minimal documentation of training. Obvious we know he trained his ass off to become that way but no one knows if he’s ever tried for a personal best in the powerlifts or moving enormous inanimate objects. I had planned on writing thorough biographies of each wrestler’s lifting accomplishments but I figured that would just get more bungholes to tell me I need to get laid. Because some people on this site are evil and hateful and deserve brief periods of pain brought on by diseases. Interesting thread. I’d be interested to know some documentation on the guys you listed, as I doubt off the top of my head I would’ve included Bulldog, Big John Studd, Kane, Road Warriors as top strength athletes (don’t get me wrong, obviously very strong guys but like some said about Cena, not sure they’re elite). Ken Patera is the most obvious omission. And I believe Mark Henry has said that Cesaro is pound for pound as strong as he’s seen. Does Ken Patera have a Mattel figure that only you know about, bud? And the road warriors have photographic evidence of their involvement with using powerlifting training and moving heavy ass barbells to train for wrestling. And John’s whole success in WWF was based in having trained to get as muscular and powerful as he did. Studd trained like a madman to handle Andre since he wasn’t as naturally girth and muscle bound.
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Post by Turnbuckle Zealot(Phil) on Oct 1, 2019 22:08:47 GMT -5
I left it open so people would have names to list. otherwise there’d be no thread.
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Post by Turnbuckle Zealot(Phil) on Oct 1, 2019 22:10:00 GMT -5
Rhyno’s shoulders deserve an honorable mention. The Mattel figure literally looks like a Superheavyweight powerlifter in a custom singlet for a meet. I even put a weightbelt on mine and poses him prepping for an 800lb squat.
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Post by GoCanes84 on Oct 1, 2019 22:26:47 GMT -5
Rhyno’s shoulders deserve an honorable mention. The Mattel figure literally looks like a Superheavyweight powerlifter in a custom singlet for a meet. I even put a weightbelt on mine and poses him prepping for an 800lb squat. Yeah, you need to get laid.
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Post by hulkjoegan on Oct 2, 2019 1:47:35 GMT -5
Interesting thread. I’d be interested to know some documentation on the guys you listed, as I doubt off the top of my head I would’ve included Bulldog, Big John Studd, Kane, Road Warriors as top strength athletes (don’t get me wrong, obviously very strong guys but like some said about Cena, not sure they’re elite). Ken Patera is the most obvious omission. And I believe Mark Henry has said that Cesaro is pound for pound as strong as he’s seen. Patera was my first thought also, but he doesn’t have a Mattel figure though which was one of his perimeters. Oh yeah, of course 🤦🏻♂️
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Post by Turnbuckle Zealot(Phil) on Oct 2, 2019 8:10:11 GMT -5
The Mattel figure literally looks like a Superheavyweight powerlifter in a custom singlet for a meet. I even put a weightbelt on mine and poses him prepping for an 800lb squat. Yeah, you need to get laid. And you need an illegally potent, opium based numbing agent injected to each major portion of your lower extremities because you’re so uptight and anal retentive.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2019 11:11:02 GMT -5
The perimeters you've set make it kinda hard to answer. And you're kinda being a dick when people have an answer that doesn't fit in with what you're trying to say. And you're the one who said you need to get laid. And then you talk nonsense when someone agrees with you.
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Post by Turnbuckle Zealot(Phil) on Oct 2, 2019 11:14:31 GMT -5
The perimeters you've set make it kinda hard to answer. And you're kinda being a dick when people have an answer that doesn't fit in with what you're trying to say. And you're the one who said you need to get laid. And then you talk nonsense when someone agrees with you. I mean I am one but that wasn’t the intention. What nonsense did I say exactly?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2019 11:16:52 GMT -5
Turnbuckle Zealot(Phil)[/quote]And you need an illegally potent, opium based numbing agent injected to each major portion of your lower extremities because you’re so uptight and anal retentive. [/quote]
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Post by Codyverse: Tag Team Champion on Oct 2, 2019 11:19:57 GMT -5
I think you just need to focus on getting laid.
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Post by Turnbuckle Zealot(Phil) on Oct 2, 2019 15:56:42 GMT -5
And you need an illegally potent, opium based numbing agent injected to each major portion of your lower extremities because you’re so uptight and anal retentive. [/quote][/quote] Yes because people who tell me nonsense get nonsense back.
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Post by Turnbuckle Zealot(Phil) on Oct 2, 2019 15:58:53 GMT -5
I think you just need to focus on getting laid. Misanthropy is not a great aphrodisiac.
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