Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2007 11:23:42 GMT -5
JR: Welcome Ladies and Germs to JR's Jockstrap.
JR: I'm so sexy.
And now for your entertainment, Midget Warrior with his Bass Solo.
Kane: MIDGET FIGHT!
*Circus music plays*
JR: AND WERE UNDERWAY WITH TEH MIDGET FIGHT !!!1!!1!1!1!
JR: Hmm, the scenery keeps changing.
Hogan: Whats he talking about Warrior?
Warrior: I have no idea.
1-2-3 and your winner Hulk Hogan!
And theres Black Ric Flair of XWF in his private condo above the ring!
And Andran The Giant of XWX is sleeping in his bed. Might we also mention that the XWX title was put under 24/7 rules last week?
Wait! Ladder of XWF is pinning Andran! 1-2-3! Well hot dog we have a weiner!
And new XWX champion! The Ladder!
Kane: The following contest is an upside-down cameras match for the XWF tage team championships. First the challengers from XWX Hillbilly Jim in a coat and Bald X Pac.
Kane: And the champions from XWF Rico and The Iron Sheik.
JR: OMG! THEY'RE GOING TO NEENJA DIVING HEADBUTT HILLBILLY WITH COAT AND BALD X PAC!
Hillbilly: Nah, they aint coming, so basically we win.
Hillbilly:Nope, they definately arn't coming....there is just no possible way they can. It's so impossible. Yep, they definately arnt coming....
X Pac: Yeah we get the picture.
JR: OMG THEY GOTEM WID DA HEADBUTT! SUPER AMAZING PLOT TWIST!
JR: OMG CHYNAS AVIN' SEX WID PAC!
Kane: Ladies and germs, X Pac has been disqualified for being an unlucky bastard and therefore your weiners and still tag champs Sheik and Rico.
Rico: Were going to McDonalds!
Sheik: Yay!
JR: OMG, RING ANNOUNCER KANE IS UNMASKING IMSELF!
JR:OMG SOME IMPOSTER KANE IS CHOKCSLAMMIN IM!
JR: HE TOOK THE MASK OFF OF IM! kANE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT! Why has this FAKE Kane taken the mask of REAL Kane?!
JR: Main event time winne takes all match the first team consisting of Ladder, White Flair, Warrior, JR, Rico, Sheiky Baby and Coach, the first team of Black Ric Flair.
JR: OMG BLACK FLAIR IS JUMPING OUT HIS CONDO! SOMEONE FROM THE OTHER TEAM HAS TO TELL HIM!
JR: TOO LATE, HE GETS THE CLOTHESLINE! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD!
JR: BAH GAWD! HE EXECUTES A DEVASTATIN PUT 'EM IN A PILE SO I CAN PIN 'EM ND WIN THE MATCH!
JR: THE WINNER AND NEW MILLION DOLLAR MAN WITH ALL THE CHAMPIONSHIPS BAH GAWD BLACK FLAIR BA GAWD Goodnight Ladies and Germs
