Post by Thunder on Nov 4, 2006 18:37:39 GMT -5
November 7th is drawing near. On that day millions of Americans will head out to the polls and make their voice heard. They must deal with the tough decision of letting the GOP stay in the Senate and House or putting the Democrats back in for the first time in years. While a difficult choice, it is one of the freedoms that Americans enjoy. But one could say it is tarnished by the seemingly endless campaign commercials and cable news coverage.
The scene opens with Thunder watching that news coverage on CNN. He sits in a black leather recliner with a glass of red wine in his hand. To the right of him on the end table is a small lamp that provides the only light. On the TV, several analysts are discussing individual races in this election. A map is placed on screen with some states colored red, others blue, and even some no color, indicating a toss-up. The show cuts to a commercial, leading to the expected string of commercials. Since Thunder is from Pennsylvania, he of course is watching a Rick Santorum commercial. After bashing his opposition, the ad ends as all the others do.
I’m Rick Santorum and I approve this message.
More commercials follow, but Thunder becomes progressively less interested with them. He eventually places the wine down on the end table and begins to speak.
Is this what America is all about? Is it really about politicians who lie every waking moment and then ask for your vote? Around this time of the year, this is what America becomes. Attack ad after attack ad dominates every American’s television set for months. It’s enough to make even a very patriotic man ashamed, except for people like Joe Kessen. They love their country so much that they’re blind to the flaws of this nation. He probably enjoys all of this crap on TV right now. After all, this is the country that allows voters to vote for their political scum, so we should enjoy this garbage. In reality, Joe Kessen and those like him should be the ones that are ashamed more than anyone else. The politicians are holding the country that they hold dear captive, but their patriotism allows them to see it all as a wonderful thing.
And now as a new era of WFWF begins, I now face the man who calls himself The American Dream. That in itself is hilarious. So I guess the American Dream is being a brute who has never done anything in his career. That does make him like other Americans, though: he’s accomplished nothing. Unlike him, I have actual wrestling talent. I know submission holds he’s probably never even heard of. With my wrestling expertise, I can easily make him tap out and beg for mercy. What’s he going to do? He’ll probably throw some punches and hit some body slams. But it’ll take a lot more than street fighting to keep me down.
Everything I just said has probably gone straight over Joe Kessen’s head. Since I’m such a benevolent loving man, I’ve prepared something that Joe Kessen surely will understand.
Thunder reaches into his sports coat and pulls out his cell phone. He dials a number and speaks.
Come in here right now and play the DVD.
He hangs up before getting an answer, knowing that he will get what he wants. The maid enters the room with an angry look on her face.
It’s already in the DVD player.
You could of done this yourself.
I don’t pay you to say what I can and can’t do.
She flashes an angry look and walks over to the TV. She changes the channel to AV and grabs the remote to the DVD player from the top of the TV. She turns the DVD player on and begins to play the DVD.
Videos of Joe Kessen wrestling are playing on the TV. Over top of it, a narrator speaks.
Joe Kessen may want you to believe he is a great wrestler, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. He has voted 10 times to raise WFWF ticket prices and agrees with Alex Sean 98% of time. The man known as Joe Kessen is nothing but a bully, a brute, and a thug.
The clips of Joe Kessen stop and is replaced by the following words on screen.
Joe Kessen:
Not the American Dream, the American Fraud
The text is removed and now Thunder is seen sitting in his leather recliner. He speaks.
My name is Thunder and I approve this message.
As the commercial ends, the scene fades.
[/i][/center]The scene opens with Thunder watching that news coverage on CNN. He sits in a black leather recliner with a glass of red wine in his hand. To the right of him on the end table is a small lamp that provides the only light. On the TV, several analysts are discussing individual races in this election. A map is placed on screen with some states colored red, others blue, and even some no color, indicating a toss-up. The show cuts to a commercial, leading to the expected string of commercials. Since Thunder is from Pennsylvania, he of course is watching a Rick Santorum commercial. After bashing his opposition, the ad ends as all the others do.
I’m Rick Santorum and I approve this message.
More commercials follow, but Thunder becomes progressively less interested with them. He eventually places the wine down on the end table and begins to speak.
Is this what America is all about? Is it really about politicians who lie every waking moment and then ask for your vote? Around this time of the year, this is what America becomes. Attack ad after attack ad dominates every American’s television set for months. It’s enough to make even a very patriotic man ashamed, except for people like Joe Kessen. They love their country so much that they’re blind to the flaws of this nation. He probably enjoys all of this crap on TV right now. After all, this is the country that allows voters to vote for their political scum, so we should enjoy this garbage. In reality, Joe Kessen and those like him should be the ones that are ashamed more than anyone else. The politicians are holding the country that they hold dear captive, but their patriotism allows them to see it all as a wonderful thing.
And now as a new era of WFWF begins, I now face the man who calls himself The American Dream. That in itself is hilarious. So I guess the American Dream is being a brute who has never done anything in his career. That does make him like other Americans, though: he’s accomplished nothing. Unlike him, I have actual wrestling talent. I know submission holds he’s probably never even heard of. With my wrestling expertise, I can easily make him tap out and beg for mercy. What’s he going to do? He’ll probably throw some punches and hit some body slams. But it’ll take a lot more than street fighting to keep me down.
Everything I just said has probably gone straight over Joe Kessen’s head. Since I’m such a benevolent loving man, I’ve prepared something that Joe Kessen surely will understand.
Thunder reaches into his sports coat and pulls out his cell phone. He dials a number and speaks.
Come in here right now and play the DVD.
He hangs up before getting an answer, knowing that he will get what he wants. The maid enters the room with an angry look on her face.
It’s already in the DVD player.
You could of done this yourself.
I don’t pay you to say what I can and can’t do.
She flashes an angry look and walks over to the TV. She changes the channel to AV and grabs the remote to the DVD player from the top of the TV. She turns the DVD player on and begins to play the DVD.
Videos of Joe Kessen wrestling are playing on the TV. Over top of it, a narrator speaks.
Joe Kessen may want you to believe he is a great wrestler, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. He has voted 10 times to raise WFWF ticket prices and agrees with Alex Sean 98% of time. The man known as Joe Kessen is nothing but a bully, a brute, and a thug.
The clips of Joe Kessen stop and is replaced by the following words on screen.
Joe Kessen:
Not the American Dream, the American Fraud
The text is removed and now Thunder is seen sitting in his leather recliner. He speaks.
My name is Thunder and I approve this message.
As the commercial ends, the scene fades.
