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Post by punkdude656 on Oct 12, 2007 23:03:28 GMT -5
Shelly Martinez Refutes Porn Rumors, Says Forum Trolls are Full of BS
Posted in ECW Alumni on October 11th, 2007 Okay, so maybe the title of this post is a liberal translation of Shelly’s latest MySpace blog post, but if a wrestling blogger can’t paraphrase, who can? Here are the exact words from Shelly Martinez on the latest fabrication manufactured by pervy forum trolls:
''There is a HUGE difference between porn and Bettie Page fetish style shoots that is all I have to say'' So there you have it folks. As we reported back in August, Shelly will be doing a Bettie Page-style fetish film for Platinum Jewel.
Shelly Martinez has certainly made enough of a name for herself as a pinup model and wrestler that she has no need to do porn to advance her career. Any rumor to the contrary is the stuff of greasy, nerdly fantasy conjured up during an all-night, all-male Dungeons & Dragons session. (No offense, guys.)
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Post by E-Noon on Oct 12, 2007 23:07:06 GMT -5
Shes still really trashy...
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Post by jj on Oct 12, 2007 23:13:17 GMT -5
Yeah but so i would cut my penis off to see her get it up the ass
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Post by E-Noon on Oct 12, 2007 23:24:45 GMT -5
^But if you have no penis there really is no point for you to see her take it in the pooper.
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Post by onemoretime on Oct 12, 2007 23:27:05 GMT -5
Porn is porn, I don't care what she says. I love it when sluts think they're so much better when they do "classy" porn
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Post by CBT on Oct 12, 2007 23:27:35 GMT -5
^But if you have no penis there really is no point for you to see her take it in the pooper. Maybe he's offering it; friendly sacrificial gesture?
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Post by kingrey18 on Oct 12, 2007 23:31:21 GMT -5
wtf is Bettie Page fetish style shoots?
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Post by kingrey18 on Oct 12, 2007 23:32:26 GMT -5
Nvm I
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Post by kingrey18 on Oct 12, 2007 23:34:04 GMT -5
Nvm I researched it and it is somewierd type of goth nurse type of crap.
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Post by Mr. Old School™ on Oct 12, 2007 23:44:05 GMT -5
Hey, wether it's softcore porn or hardcore porn, it's fine with me. I can't wait to see her in action.
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Oct 12, 2007 23:58:28 GMT -5
Funny thing is, I can direct you to some photos on MySpace of a chick who digs the D&D stuff, and poses in lucrative photo shoots as superheroines. Hell, I used to LIVE with her. She was my roommate's girlfriend at the time.
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Post by "Vintage" HBK Still Rules on Oct 13, 2007 0:09:05 GMT -5
^But if you have no penis there really is no point for you to see her take it in the pooper. *Laughs uncontrollably* Greatest post ever!!
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Post by fataldesire on Oct 13, 2007 0:35:15 GMT -5
Yeah but so i would cut my penis off to see her get it up the ass LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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Post by jj on Oct 13, 2007 0:35:50 GMT -5
^But if you have no penis there really is no point for you to see her take it in the pooper. Thats after i sew it back on
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2007 0:44:32 GMT -5
ask John Wayne Bobbit how it feels to have it sewn back on.
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Post by Master Lewpac on Oct 13, 2007 0:45:08 GMT -5
^But if you have no penis there really is no point for you to see her take it in the pooper. My thoughts exactly. I would like to see some hardcore crap from her though..
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Post by jj on Oct 13, 2007 1:01:35 GMT -5
^But if you have no penis there really is no point for you to see her take it in the pooper. My thoughts exactly. I would like to see some hardcore **** from her though.. Hardcore? Anal all the way, i would mark out watching it and masturbate my sewed on penis
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Post by Creative Has Nothing for Me on Oct 13, 2007 2:28:03 GMT -5
Agreed. Even though her boobs were all jacked up...I think she has gotten a boob job since so I'd like to hope they corrected them.
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Post by Sound888 on Oct 13, 2007 2:31:12 GMT -5
Why isn't this locked yet?...
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Post by Dan on Oct 13, 2007 6:25:45 GMT -5
Wonder if Batista will watch it
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