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Post by spacejam on Nov 9, 2007 10:03:05 GMT -5
Credit: TMZ
Posted Nov 9th 2007 9:35AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Train Wrecks
Wrestling trainwreck Chyna has legally changed her name and wants to kick her former boss' ass!
Only TMZ was at a Burbank courthouse yesterday when the former Joan Marie Laurer celebrated her new moniker. Now it's just Chyna, bitch!
Chyna: Click to watchThe muscle-flexing diva used the occasion to challenge Vince McMahon -- head honcho at World Wrestling Entertainment and former owner of the Chyna brand name -- to meet her in the ring:
"Do I want to go back to get abused by you and get punched in the head every day and have people not stand up for me besides the fans? No. Would I like to go back for one day representing myself and all these people to kick your ass and your ass only? Cause you are the boss, right Vince? Then I would love to do it. You know my number. You know where I live, obviously. And you know my name. Bring it, Vince!"
Only Chyna puts Chyna in a corner!
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Post by cia on Nov 9, 2007 10:05:18 GMT -5
Attention seeking whore.
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Post by Creative Has Nothing for Me on Nov 9, 2007 10:12:13 GMT -5
I'm sorry how long has this slut not been relevant?
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Post by Jacob on Nov 9, 2007 10:12:39 GMT -5
For old school sake, if she was in good enough condition, I would like to see Chyna come back and take on Beth Pheonix. They should save it until WrestleMania, though.
If they use Beth right and keep her character strong, it could work out quite nicely.
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Nov 9, 2007 10:15:42 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next Warrior.
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Post by Graze on Nov 9, 2007 10:17:15 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next Warrior. Thats what I was thinking  Nutcase 1, meet Nutcase 2 |
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Post by Johnny on Nov 9, 2007 10:17:54 GMT -5
lol. What a whore.
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Post by spacejam on Nov 9, 2007 10:25:36 GMT -5
Warrior and Chyna should Get married
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Post by moogie101 on Nov 9, 2007 10:33:39 GMT -5
The sad thing is ho popular she was at one stage, but another example of how quickly that star can fall when not featured weekly on WWE TV.
I never understood why she was so over though, she was poor in the ring & that screechy voice.
Don't like the idea of her marrying Warrior, instead how about a wrestler's Big Brother?
Imagine her, Warrior & The Iron Shiek trapped in the same house for weeks, comedy gold I tell you.
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Post by PhoeniX™: Valoween on Nov 9, 2007 10:38:16 GMT -5
...TMZ actually wrote "head honcho"? How hip and trendy.
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Post by Graze on Nov 9, 2007 10:40:14 GMT -5
I wanted a debate at last years 'mania between Shiek and Warrior, never happened  |
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Post by Mr. Old School™ on Nov 9, 2007 10:44:56 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next Warrior. Yep, that's exactly what I was thinking as well. The next thing that will happen, Terry Bollea officially changes his last name to Hogan. I'm calling it now. |
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Post by Creative Has Nothing for Me on Nov 9, 2007 10:50:02 GMT -5
yeah...next surreal life....Chyna Chyna, Warrior Warrior, the Iron Shiek, Macho Man Randy Savage, Bruno Sanmartino, Jake the Snake Roberts and VIRGIL! Oh and Chris Kanyon as the token gay guy.
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Post by *KASSLE* on Nov 9, 2007 11:06:40 GMT -5
And why does anything she said make her a "whore"? Dumbass. |
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Post by Creative Has Nothing for Me on Nov 9, 2007 11:10:47 GMT -5
because she is.
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Nov 9, 2007 11:15:04 GMT -5
I wanted a debate at last years 'mania between Shiek and Warrior, never happened That'd be one hell of a debate, given Warrior's position on queering and Sheik's fondness for  ing asses. |
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Post by OverTheEdge on Nov 9, 2007 11:17:55 GMT -5
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Post by E-Noon on Nov 9, 2007 12:29:08 GMT -5
They had a video of it on TMZ on TV yesterday. After they showed her going off on Vince an announcer guy and say "lets see what Chris Jericho has to say about this". Jericho says "... I think he would hire an assain and.. kill her" then shrugs his shoulders. I started laughing
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Post by The Dude on Nov 9, 2007 12:48:05 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next Warrior. LOL, very true. |
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Post by Batista on Nov 9, 2007 14:11:55 GMT -5
lol, the next ultimate warrior.
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