Post by Get A Rhythm™ on Mar 14, 2008 2:18:04 GMT -5
UPDATED 3/13 for the Professional Wrestling "Journalists" of the Internet Wrestling Community
It has been brought to my attention that several of the "journalists" that "report" pro wrestling have commented on my most recent blog, "The Seventh Cryptic Blog." Cryptic blogs are one of my different blogging styles. Due to the fact that I’m a big fan of blogging, I like to change up my style of writing to keep things fresh and entertaining. My concept behind a "cryptic blog" is very simple-I take situations that are currently revolving around me, and write about them. I convey my thoughts in a very broad, abstract, and colorful way so that the readers can make their own interpretations of my words. It’s very similar to a song that has vague, abstract lyrics that allows you to draw your own opinions and conclusions based on your own personal experiences.
The reason I just explained my cryptic blog concept was to clear up a couple of incorrect translations that the "Internet Wrestling Community (IWC)" have taken and ran with. The inaccurate interpretation is of Article C-
"C-I know two people of different genders who are in a dilemma at this time. One of these individuals I am extremely close with-the other one I used to be. The thing that worries me is that they’re both playing around in the deep water and can’t swim. I can swim. Ironically, Eulogy by Tool just came up on random."
This paragraph is about a former couple, one of my close friends, and her ex. Neither one of them can seem to move on (swim) from their bad relationship experiences with one another. It’s really adversely affected their personal lives and they’re both metaphorically "drowning" in the "ocean" of negativity, sorrow, and pity. Through my own personal experiences, I’ve learned how to "swim" away from an unhealthy relationship to avoid doing personal and career damage to myself (Although I had to learn the hard way in 2005). When Eulogy by Tool randomly played on my iTunes, it was ironic caused I had just told my friend earlier that she should "bury the relationship" once and for all.
The reason I deciphered this portion of my cryptic blog was to put an end to some of the "interpretations" that the IWC have made. Several people have speculated that the male in Article C was my brother, Jeff Hardy, which isn’t true. As unfortunate as the situation is concerning Jeff, I’m not worried about his health or well-being in the slightest. I know my brother will be absolutely fine even though he has suffered a career setback. Jeff is one of the best human beings I know, regardless of the fact that he’s my brother. One of the names I saw circulating around as the female was Ashley Massaro, which is now obviously inaccurate as well. Although I do see how people could misinterpret my words, given one of my statement-"One of these individuals I am extremely close with-the other one I used to be." Ashley is a awesome girl who I wish nothing but the best for. I wanted to address these misinterpretations so that the spreading of any untrue rumors originating from my "cryptic blog" would immediately cease. Thanks for taking the time to read this, and make sure to pass this info on to your favorite IWC information source.
God bless the IWC and all the opinions, view points, speculation, misinformation, and rumors that come with it--I appreciate your passion for pro wrestling! Be well..
Matt
It has been brought to my attention that several of the "journalists" that "report" pro wrestling have commented on my most recent blog, "The Seventh Cryptic Blog." Cryptic blogs are one of my different blogging styles. Due to the fact that I’m a big fan of blogging, I like to change up my style of writing to keep things fresh and entertaining. My concept behind a "cryptic blog" is very simple-I take situations that are currently revolving around me, and write about them. I convey my thoughts in a very broad, abstract, and colorful way so that the readers can make their own interpretations of my words. It’s very similar to a song that has vague, abstract lyrics that allows you to draw your own opinions and conclusions based on your own personal experiences.
The reason I just explained my cryptic blog concept was to clear up a couple of incorrect translations that the "Internet Wrestling Community (IWC)" have taken and ran with. The inaccurate interpretation is of Article C-
"C-I know two people of different genders who are in a dilemma at this time. One of these individuals I am extremely close with-the other one I used to be. The thing that worries me is that they’re both playing around in the deep water and can’t swim. I can swim. Ironically, Eulogy by Tool just came up on random."
This paragraph is about a former couple, one of my close friends, and her ex. Neither one of them can seem to move on (swim) from their bad relationship experiences with one another. It’s really adversely affected their personal lives and they’re both metaphorically "drowning" in the "ocean" of negativity, sorrow, and pity. Through my own personal experiences, I’ve learned how to "swim" away from an unhealthy relationship to avoid doing personal and career damage to myself (Although I had to learn the hard way in 2005). When Eulogy by Tool randomly played on my iTunes, it was ironic caused I had just told my friend earlier that she should "bury the relationship" once and for all.
The reason I deciphered this portion of my cryptic blog was to put an end to some of the "interpretations" that the IWC have made. Several people have speculated that the male in Article C was my brother, Jeff Hardy, which isn’t true. As unfortunate as the situation is concerning Jeff, I’m not worried about his health or well-being in the slightest. I know my brother will be absolutely fine even though he has suffered a career setback. Jeff is one of the best human beings I know, regardless of the fact that he’s my brother. One of the names I saw circulating around as the female was Ashley Massaro, which is now obviously inaccurate as well. Although I do see how people could misinterpret my words, given one of my statement-"One of these individuals I am extremely close with-the other one I used to be." Ashley is a awesome girl who I wish nothing but the best for. I wanted to address these misinterpretations so that the spreading of any untrue rumors originating from my "cryptic blog" would immediately cease. Thanks for taking the time to read this, and make sure to pass this info on to your favorite IWC information source.
God bless the IWC and all the opinions, view points, speculation, misinformation, and rumors that come with it--I appreciate your passion for pro wrestling! Be well..
Matt
