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Post by HBK: Kayfabe on Feb 15, 2008 1:34:42 GMT -5
I don't care what anyone says, he's the funniest character
It was back in nineteen-dickety-two, we had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased him to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles. Anyways, I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, and nickels had pictures of bees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you would say ...
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Post by Raoul the Great on Feb 15, 2008 3:37:51 GMT -5
I never thought I'd be able to shoot down a German plane, but last week I proved myself wrong!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2008 8:43:31 GMT -5
yeah grandpa simpson was probably my favorite character back in the day. hes the crap, always got some good words of wisdom
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Post by Sam on Feb 15, 2008 8:46:18 GMT -5
Grandpa Simpson is one of my favourite simpson characters.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. -Plato
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Post by Reasoning through Questioning on Feb 15, 2008 9:20:42 GMT -5
I always have liked him.
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Post by slappy on Feb 15, 2008 9:34:51 GMT -5
Oh bitch, bitch, bitch.
The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Feb 15, 2008 10:02:56 GMT -5
...and everyone was doing a dance called the Funky Grandpa! And there wa......SNNNNOOOORRRE
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Post by Cult Member BriGuy on Feb 15, 2008 10:13:00 GMT -5
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2008 10:24:42 GMT -5
back in my day we used to call banannas yellow fatty beans
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Post by lancewiget on Feb 15, 2008 10:47:52 GMT -5
Oh bitch, bitch, bitch. The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few. "And i took many a lump... T'was all in good fun" [/irishaccent] Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson... WE LOVE YOU! |
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Post by Stinger TNA on Feb 15, 2008 10:50:30 GMT -5
Great Stuff
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Post by Sam on Feb 15, 2008 10:52:51 GMT -5
"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I took the fairy to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones."
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Post by Flava Dave on Feb 15, 2008 14:03:46 GMT -5
"What? Seeeeexxxxxxx? What's so unappealing about your elderly father talking about seeexxxxxxxx? I've had seeeeexxxxxxxxx."
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Post by BulletV1 on Feb 15, 2008 14:06:49 GMT -5
Grandpa:'I'm still in the care'
*Homer cracks window*
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Post by cccmrkennedy on Feb 15, 2008 14:55:12 GMT -5
What you cackling at fatty ? Too much pie, that's ya problem !
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Post by Jimmy on Feb 15, 2008 16:48:16 GMT -5
quit your day dreamin', melon head
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Post by The UndyTaker on Feb 15, 2008 17:23:15 GMT -5
Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it.
I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Ah, here it is. The Stonecutters.
Grandpa Simpson made me start using the phrase "consarn it". ...and everyone was doing a dance called the Funky Grandpa! Oh I'm the......SNNNNOOOORRRE Fixed.
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