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CAMERA ON THE RINGJR: Welcome everybody to the first ever RAW!
KING: We are sold out here at madison Square Garden, and Vince McMahon is in the middle of the ring!
VINCE: Hello, a welcome ladies and gentlemen to Raw Homecoming! Tonight the lives of so many WWE superstarst lives shall change. As they go on a historic bumpy ride on Raw road! First of all I would like to introduce you to good 'ol' JR and The King.
JR: Well, thanks Vince
THE KING: ha, thanks
VINCE: So tonight, live on the USA network it shall be Kane - the world heavywieght champion taking on Tommy Dreamer - the Hardcore champion! It will be....
(gets cut off by eric Bischof's music, as he walks to the ring)
ERIC: Who the hell do you think you are....
VINCE: I'm Vince McKenedy Mcmahon, god dammit I'll make your life a livin...
ERIC: Shut up! I'm the raw general manager of this god dam show and....
VINCE: I run this whole god damm biussness.
ERIC: You think your so good, your just pathetic! Now get out of my ring!
(Gets interupted by.....'Here comes the money!!!!')
ERIC What the hell are you doin here you...
VINCE: By the way Eric, have you met your new partner?
ERIC: What?!?!!??!
VINCE: Ladies and gentleman, your new co general manager ....... Shane McMahon!!!!!
(Crowd cheers!)
SHANE: Thats right dadio, I'm runnin this show now!
ERIC: Wait a minute, him, he's just a kid. I'm Eric Bischoff.........
VINCE: Well i'm going to let you two get on with each other a little better! HAHA
(Vince leaves the ring.)
SHANE: Looky here Bich-off this is my show, I'm a McMahon......
ERIC: I don't care who the hell you are, this is my show.....
((IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK.......IS COOKING!))
JR: Oh my god its the Rock!
THE KING: AWWW
THE ROCK: Eric Bischoff........Shut the hell up!
ERIC: Wait a minute, you can't just come in here and......
(The Rock turns around and gives a rock bottom to Shane 'O' Mac!)
ERIC: Ohh yer, thats it Rocky take Shany back to the manshen, HAHAAHAH
(The Rock rock bottoms eric Bischoff and leaves the ring.)
------ CUTS TO COMMERCIAL ------- JR: Welcome back everyone to raw, and 3-Minute Warning are walking down to the ring!
THE KING: Thier big guys JR.
JR: Sure are, and the match was supposed to be a table match that Shane set, but Eric Bischoff changed it to a normal match!
(The hart founation come out and the bell rings.)
#1 CONTENDORS MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP.
RICO, JAMAL, + ROSY VS BRET HART, ANVIL HART, + JIMMY HART. Bret and Jamal get into the ring, Jamal takes a cheap kick to Bret's stomach and a hard right hand. Jamal irish whips hart into the corner and runs with a full head of steam, Bret moves out of the way a delivers a dropkick to Jamal's back. hart starts to choke him on the middl rop. Rosey distracks the referee and Rico delivers a hard stiff kick to Bret's head, knocking him to the canvas.............................................................. bret with a superplex to Jamal, in comes Rosey as Bret tags in Anvil as the two giants collide.................................... Jamal kicks bret into the floor and tags in Rico. Rico belts him right in the face and starts to pose to the crowd. bret crawls to the corner and instead of tagging in Anvil he tags in Jimmy! He takes down Rico with a clothsline and a thew hard punches............................... Rosey sets up a table ont he outside and Bret goes to the out side and takes him to the ground. Anvil goes after Jamal and the ref tries to seperate each pair. Jimmy grabs the megaphone and blasts him over the head with it! 1........2............3......!
The Hart Founation leave the ring with a smile on thier face, Rico stands on the apron arguing with Rosey who is in the ring. Jamal has managed to prop him self up on to the table. Rico slaps Rosey, but then gets pushed offthe apron by Rosey straight onto Jamal through the table!
----- CUTS TO A COMMERCIAL FOR THE RUMBLE! -------(We return with Pipers Pit)
PIPER: Welcome everyone to the first Pipers Pit in 20years! My guest for tonight is a big man, a very big man. Ladies and germa, please welcome......VISCERA!
(Viscera's music hits! As he walks into the the ring.)
PIPER: Here he is here he........
(Viscera grabs the microphone from Piper forcing him to get another one.)
VISCERA: Welcome to the big VIC'S VA VA VOOM! This is a clear statemant to anyone in the back, that I'm here and ready to roll. So anyone in the back who wants to belly bounce with the big man, then bring it on!
((bow bow 'CAN'T GET A LOVER.........HOOOOO TRAIN!'))
JR: Oh my gawd.......its...its The Gofather!
THE KING: BAHH
PIPER: Well what the hell are you doing here?
GODFATHER: Well Pippy pipe I'm here for one night only, here live in New York city! I'm here to say - Vis my main man - The Godfather is here to lead you to sucsess!
VISCERA: What you on bout ho man?
GODFATHER: Two words my man......WORL TITLE!
VISCERA: Yer that sounds good.
GODFATHER: So i am willin to be your manager untill you win that title. You were there for me in '99' when I captured the Inter-con-tin-en-tal title!
VISCERA: I guess your not gonna be with me very long then, huu.
GODFATHER: Damm straight.
(Viscera and his new manager, Godfather leave the ring)
PIPER: Well I'm very sorry I didn't relise this was my show boys. Jesus.......
----- CUTS TO COMMERCIAL ------- JR: Well the Europene champ is in the ring, William Regal who has held the title since vengeance 2004.
THE KING: Yep, when he defeated Booker .T.
((den den den doo doo Eugene's music hits and Madison Square Garden erupts!))
EUROPENE CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE THREAT MATCH:
Tyson Tomko Vs Eugene Vs Willam Regal (c)In comes Tomko and thier off. Regal and Tomko double team Eugene and threw him to the outside.................... Regal is going to superplex tomko here, and Eugene has grabbed Regal and as Regal superplexes Tomko he's getting back dropped by Eugene. They land with a thunderous blow to the mat...................Regal is down, and Eugene gives Tomko a stunner! 1........2........2.1/2
Eugene goes for a rock bottom to Tomko but Regal with brass knucks sends Eugene down to the canvas once again. {DING DING} The referee calls for the bell! Tyson rolls out of the ring and Regal starts to beat on Eugene as more officials run down to ringside.
JR: Look at this hannis assault by our Europene champion.
THE KING: It look asthough Regal wants to teach Eugene a lesson!
[Shows The Godfather and Viscera talking backstage.]
THE GODFATHER: Well Vis, I'm going to go to Eric Bischoff and get you a match.
VIS: Yer, that sounds good man, but remember to get me a spot in the Rumble aswell.
THE GODFATHER: Don't worry, i'll try get you #30!
JR: Well I guess The Godfather, Viscera's new manager for the time been, is going to get big Vis into the Rumble.........
THE KING: In abig way JR!
JR: Yep, in a hell of a big way. Anyway here comes Gene Snitsky.
((STAND BACK, THERES A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!))
JR: Well the crowd is going bizzark for the intercontinentral champ, The Hurricane!
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
The Hurricane (c) Vs Gene Snitsky. The Hurricane poses on the apron and Snitsky hits him on the back. He then mounts the top rope and gives him a super back drop! Hurricane bounces off the mat to the outside...............Gene gives The Hurricane an irish whip but it gets reversed and Snitsky goes directly into the referee knocking him out cold. Gene delivers a clothsline to Hurricane over the top rope. Gene goes to the outsde and grabs a chair, The Hurricane stands up. Gene hails the chair over his head and hits The Hurricane right between the eyes as he starts to bleed! gene starts to tear apart the announce table and sets The Hurricane up for a powerbomb!
((A video that noone has sen before hits the titan tron))
Gene looks towards the stage, and out walks Kevin Nash! He goes over to Gene and gives him a Jackknife Powerbomb through the annouce table at ringside. The crowd goes wild, and then The Hurricane blasts the chair over Nash's head! Then from nowhere Scott Hall jumps over the guard rail and grabs The Hurrican giving him a Razors Edge into the steel post!
[Shows The Godfather and Viscera again in Bischoffs office!]
THE GODFATHER: What, come on man.
VISCERA: No, look man its cool this way if I win my first match at the Rumble, then i'm #30 in the main event!
THE GODFATHER: Well, if your happy ma.
ERIC: Great, so at the Rumble it will be Viscera Vs another man from Raw Vs two men from
SMACKDOWN! and the winner will be #30 in the Rumble!
---- CUTS TO COMMERCIAL! ---------[Shows Nash + Hall backstage]
NASH: What we did tonight was a message to the World Wrestling Entertainmant.
HALL: When I slammed Helms into the pole, and when Nash but Gene through the table, it was a sign! It showen that we are here and ready!
NASH: Plus at the Rumble, we will make an imact!
{Dreamer is in the ring as Kane enters.}
[The ring is full with weapons]
NO DQ WORLD HEAVYWIEGHT TITLE MATCH:
TOMMY DREAMER VS KANE (c)Dreamer goes after Kane with a kendo stick but Kane hits him with an uppercut as Dreamer slams down to the mat smashing his head. Kane props him into the corner and starts to hit him. He goes to pick up a trash can and run towards Dreamer, but Tommy kicks the trash can straight into his face!........................Dreamer sets up a table on the out side and climbs onto the ring apron, Kane grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him right through the table!................Kane sets up 4 chairs opposite each other and once again grabs Tommy Dreamer by his throught and Choke Slams him through the chairs, Kane picks him up and props him onto his shoulder ready to deliver the Tombstone Piledriver when the lights go out! There is aloud bong as Kane gets nervous, the lights then come back on. Dreamer comes running at Kane with a 2X4 he grabbed while the lights were out but Kane kicks him in the gut and gives him a Powerbomb! Then Kane delivers a Tombstone Piledriver and gets a 1.....2.....3!
[Camera zooms in towards Kane's face as he looks arund the arena, then the end credits.]
