WWF 1994 EWR Diary (WWF SUPERSTARS 2 IS UP!!)

It's good, just don't use EWR results. Try typing them yourself.

And reply to my ROH, because....yeah.

Wow, Really good man. Nice Opener. I really like the rating System. I might steal it. And That Roster is Pretty hefty. How did you remember all those guys?

That was pretty cool man. I did a 1993 one just for fun, didn't post anything here or anything, just simply for fun. Your first show was pretty good, and I like your champs.

Two new announcers have just been signed. Bobby Heenan And Gorilla Monsoon have agreed to start announcing. Backstage at a House Show there was an incident with Crush and Lex Luger. It appears that Crush ambushed Lex Luger in his dressing room. Lex Luger wasn't able to compete in his match against Yokozuna that night.

RAW will be up later tonight.

The rosters are pretty good... nice scenario you found there. I like who is the champions are. That WWF Hotline logo is ancient, I'm surprised you actually were able to find one as good of quality as that. I can't wait for more results from ya as I will be reading this from now on...

Rick Martel vs Bob Holly: First match of the night and set the pace for things to come. A slow paced match full of technical moves. Lots of backdrops, suplexes and arm wrenches in this one. The match hit the point where Martel was over-confident coming off of a belly to belly slam on Holly. He began to taunt to the crowd and was heading for his bottle of arrogance where Holly went for the roll up pin. Martel kicked out. A stiff clothesline and a boston crab later, Martel had made Holly tap out to the pain of the boston crab.
Rating: 55%

The tag team champs came out. The Quebeccers had a celebration ceremony arranged courtesy of Johnny Polo. Johnny grabbed the mic running his mouth stating that if any tag team in the WWF wanted to challenge the Quebeccers they could do it anytime. Polo spoke to soon because out of the crowd came out the Steiner Brothers and they were angry. They had gotten to the arena in a taxi because there car that was parked outside of the hotel was vandalized and spray painted in the French colors. Rick threw Jacques out as Pierre re-treated to the corner turnbuckles. Scott gave him a hard punch to the mat. Rick then picked him up and put him on his shoulders when Scott executed the Steiner-Recliner. Jacques pulled Pierre out of the ring as the tag champs re-treated in defeat by The Steiner Brothers.
Rating: 81%

Lex Luger vs Kwang: Luger just coming out of a hostile house show where he was ambushed by none other than Kona Crush. Kwang started the matches out with heavy blows to the chest, martial arts style. But to no avail. Luger was in a foul mood. Kwang was pushed diagonally across the ring and landed on his back. When he got up, a heavy bionic elbow was planted on him by Luger. Luger wasted no time in taking out his frustrations with a Torture Rack. It didn't last too long because lurking down the entranceway was Crush. He walked around the ring as Luger applied the pressure to Kwangs back who was appeared ready to pass out. Crush picked his spot and entered the ring. Luger dropped Kwang on his head and watched Crush. Crush ran trying to clothesline Luger but he ducked. Luger replied with a Bionic Elbow and Crush was laid out. Crush quickly rolled out of the ring and left ringside. Luger taunted to the crowd ad Crush swore revenge near the entranceway.
Rating: 65%

As Luger exists the ring, Mr. Perfect comes out. Perfect timing, considering Luger was still pissed off by the bad referee skills from the Perfect one at WMX causing him to lose his shot at obtaining the WWF title. Luger gave a heated glance at Perfect who smiled and went toward's the ring. Perfect was in the ring as the fans roared with boos. He quickly grabbed the mic from Howard Finkel and began to speak. "Earthquake.. I'm calling you out. Last week in the back you went as far to say that I was the worst Intercontinental champion of all time. If you got any brains in that potbelly of a body of yours, you'd come out here before I come back there and break your spine." Perfect waited for a minute. Fed up with the results of his challenge he figured he'd take matters into his own hands. "Earthquake. Your a coward and a liar." said Perfect as he dropped the mic. He quickly jogged towards the entrance disappearing past the WWF logo.
Rating: 62%

Randy Savage is backstage. He paces back in forth as Bobby Heenan goes backstage for an interview with him. "To all the humanoids in the front, I'm here with Randy Savage. Savage, how did it feel last week when Big Daddy Cool Diesel gave you the beating of your life? How did it feel when Diesel picked you up like a twig and put you in the Jackknife Power-bomb? How did it fee", Heenan was quickly cut off by Savage who seemed to have grown more angry after the comments by Heenan. "Stop right there. The Macho-man Randy Savage knows what happened last week. O yeaah! But the Macho-man couldn't help it. See Diesel came behind me, yeeah!. See thats the kind of person he is. Heenan you can relate to him because your booth Weasels!" said Savage with tenacity. "Savage, I'm not going to stoop to your level calling you names because only god knows what I could possibly say to you. But the bottom line is, Diesel gave you a beating of a lifetime. What are you going to do about it?" Heenan Replied. Savage grabbed the mic off of his hands. Savage replied, "Diesel. I'm not going to say what I'm going to do... But you'll see. OHHH YEAAHH!!!. DIGGGIT!". Savage existed the locker room.
Rating: 91%

Mr. Perfect vs Koko B. Ware: Perfect wasn't in a happy mood as he didn't find Earthquake backstage. The in-ring action was amazing. 2 veterans of the WWF battling it out on RAW!. Koko hit a dropkick on Perfect which sent him to the mat. Perfect got up and was floored with a clothesline. Momentum was building for the Birdman as he headed up to the top rope for the Bird Buster. Perfect quickly got up and superplexed Koko to the mat. Perfect signals for the Perfect Plex as Earthquake enters through the crowd. He pulls the leg of Perfect before he can set up Perfect Plex. The ref rings the bell for a DQ. Perfect gets up from the mat and attempts to dropkick Earthquake. Earthquake barley affected by the dropkick takes Perfects head and smashes it on the stairs. He then walks outside towards the entrance. Meanwhile Koko B. Ware has just gotten up from the superplex dazed, and confused leaves the ring. Perfect finally comes to his sense when WWF officials come to the ring.
Rating: 55%

Randy Savage vs Adam Bomb: Savage is on a warpath much like the other superstars in attendance tonight. Savage grapples with Adam Bomb who pushes Savage down. Savage gets up angry and irritated. He grapples and slams Bomb. Numerous grapples back and forth later, Savage has the momentum. Adams on the floor and Savage climbs the turnbuckles. Adam gets up hesitant due to the chants from the crowd signaling the patented double axe handle. Savage leaps off the top rope and connects. Adams on the floor lifeless as Savage gets the pin. After the match Savage walks up to the camera man and calls out Diesel on the monitor. Apparently he isn't too happy with the win. Happy or not he leaves the ring pointing to the crowd gaining the accolades from the fans.
Rating: 70%

Owen Hart vs Razor Ramon: Hope everyone watching had there VCR on record because this was some quality wrestling. Owen Hart starts off with stiff shots to the chest of Razor. Razor replies with stiff shots of its own. Razor goes for a clothesline which Hart ducks and replies too with a dropkick to the back of Ramon. Ramon gets picked up by Hart and irish whipped to the corner. Arm drag by Hart. Razor gets up and punches Hart in the chin. Massive back breaker follows by Razor. Id go through the highlights of this match, but everything was top notch wrestling. The ref got floored by Owen who missed a clothesline. Hart pulls something out of his tights and nails Razor with it. Razor falls to the floor and Hart goes for the pin. The ref gets up and begins to count. Upon the 2 count he discovers the foreign object used to knock out Ramon. He rings the bell and runs over to Razor who's just re-gaining conciseness and raises his hand. Owen goes berserk. He starts yelling and goes towards the ref. He begins to smack him. He then puts the ref in the sharpshooter and Ramon leaves the ring. As the ref taps out, Owen begins to yell. "COME ON BRET!!. TAP OUT BRET!". It appears he thinks the ref is Bret Hart. The WWF officials break up the sharpshooter. Owen leaves the ring shouting obscenities about Bret Hart.
Rating: 83%

We now head backstage, to the deep dark parts of the Raw Arena. Paul Bearer greets us with the Undertaker. He seems focused. Paul Bearer tells us about the Undertakers wishes of finally defeating Yokozuna. In the shadows we see a large fellow. The shadows become bigger and bigger. Undertaker turns around when he is greeted by a handful of salt to the face by Yokozuna. Jim Cornette runs in and takes Paul Bearers urn. The Undertaker gets thrown into the walls. Yokozuna and Cornette seem satisfied by the attack and run away for safety. Just before Yokozuna leaves the Undertakers layer, he turns back only to see the Undertaker sit up with a look of revenge on his face. Looks like Yokozuna will not be sleeping tonight..
Rating: 92%

Razor Ramon is backstage in his locker room. He is icing his wounds when he grabs his bag and heads out to the exit of the arena. As he steps outside the door he is ambush by the Shawn Micheals, who we haven't seen in a while. Micheals floors Ramon with the Sweet Chin Music. He then takes his belt saying, "Thanks Razor for holding on to this for me.". Razor is left on the floor belt less and all of his luggage scattered.
Rating: 99%

Diesel vs Bret Hart: Diesel is alone by himself today as Shawn Micheals left the arena early to celebrate his new found gold. This match was an interesting one. Plenty of ups and downs. Diesel had the momentum one point in the match. He even caught The Hitman with the Jackknife Power bomb. It wasn't enough to shut the book on the match though. The Hitman kicked out at 2. He fought back fearlessly. Just like it seemed things couldn't get any worse, Diesel caught another Jackknife Power-Bomb. Unfortunately he didn't pay attention to how close Bret was to the ropes and Bret was able to be saved by a rope break. It looked like Diesel had this match in the books until he made a key mistake. He went for a big boot that Bret ducked. Bret went for a russian legs-sweep. We all thought things were turning around for Bret until Shawn Micheals showed up. He came running down the aisle with a chair. The ref was distracted by the antics of HBK as he slid the chair into the ring. Diesel got the chair and tryed to hit Hart. He missed. Bret drop kicked him in the knees and Diesel crashed down the mat. HBK still stalling the ref allowed Bret to get the uperhand and to injure Diesel's legs. Bret threw the chair onto the outside mats and applied the Sharpshooter. The ref quickly regained authority telling HBK to leave the ringside area and went to the scene of Bret applying the Sharpshooter. Diesel appeared to be in indescribable pain. He was just about to tap when the bell rang. He tapped out. "This match has reached the time-limit. This contest is declared a draw" said Howard Finkel. A look of frustration came across Bret's face while-list a look of relief came across Diesel. Both men lay on the ring tired. Bret and Diesel both gradually got up. They were at it again. They brawled into the aisle. It looked like they would never stop until WWF officials ran down the aisle and told them to break it up. Bret and Diesel were trading insults in the middle of a dozen WWF officials.
Rating: 84%


Overall Rating: 76%

Next Week On Monday Night Raw:

Bret Hart's first RAW appearance since losing to Owen and Yokzouna at WMX. How will he take the news of Owen still bad mouthing him?

Yokozuna. Is he afraid death? What will Jim Cornette do with Paul Bearers urn?

Why didnt Earthquake respond to Mr. Perfects challange? Will he respond?

Shawn Micheals celebrates his new found gold. How does Razor feel? Will he show up?

Big Daddy Cool didnt respond to Machoman. What does he have to say about Savages challenge?

All this AND more comming next week on Raw. Be sure to toon into Superstars on saturday and the WWF hotline during the week featuring its new segment:

The Brain Scan and Moonson Report.

This is Gorilla Moonson and Bobby Heenan saying so long everybody.

that was a good show, i like the directions you are taking with the wrestlers, and you had some pretty good matches there. The Undertaker and Yokozuna story is going along really well, im excited to see Jim Cornette is going to do.

Wow.... Steve, your shows are tremendous. I love them. The hotline idea is brilliant. Keep this fed going, you got something here.

Rick Martel vs The 1-2-3 Kid : The first match of the night. The cocky Rick Martel came out as usual with his bottle of arrogance. He was taking on the youngster already in the ring known as the 1-2-3 Kid. This match was sure to be interesting. Kid tried to execute a headlock on Martel but he was too small. Martel retaliated with a running shoulder block. After this he showed off to the crowd. The Kid slowly got up and as Martel showed off he knee blocked him to the outside mats. Martel got up angry and went back into the ring. The Kid hit him with a fast paced dropkick that sent him to the floor. When he got up, The Kid hit him with a clothesline. He was building momentum. As Martel got up from the clothesline he climbed the ropes and headed to the top turnbuckle. He lept off the turnbuckle in hopes of doing a cross body, but Martel was one step ahead because he caught the kid. He then executed a power slam. The Kid’s back was in pain. Martel capitalized on this by doing a boston crab on the injured back. He was close to the ring so he was holding the ropes for leverage! The Kid tapped out. Martel let go and began to show off. The Kid got up and offered a handshake to Martel. Something interesting was about to happen because Martel chooses to accept it. Right after the handshake Martel nailed The Kid with a fist of fury. He left the kid laid out in the middle of the ring. As he left the ring he screamed “Come on Marty! I just injured your dam tag partner!”.
Rating: 69%

We now head backstage with the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase. Bobby Heenan is on interview duty tonight in the Million Dollar Man. “Ted Dibiase. The pleasure is always mine. You have a match with Lex Luger tonight. How badly will you beat the All American Cheater?” said Heenan. “The pleasure is mine as well Bobby. Tonight I plan on injuring that neck of Luger. I will lock the Million Dollar Dream in and make him tap n snap.” said Dibiase. “Well there you have it folks. Tonight is going to be un doubt ably Lex Luger’s last match uninjured” said Heenan.
Rating: 85%

The Quebecers vs The Smoking Gunns : The Smoking Gunns obviously the fan favorite in this match. We start off with Bart against Pierre. A snap suplex executed by Pierre but it appears to have little to none affect on Bart. Bart comes back with a clothesline but misses. Pierre irish whips him into there tag team corner where Jaques holds Bart as Pierre sets up for a big splash. He runs and misses because Jaques couldn’t hold him long enough. Bart goes for a rollup pin. 2 count only. The action was intense in this match. Both men got up and went for a clothesline but ended up double clothesline each other. Both men are down and on the opposite sides of there corner. Billy Gunn gets the crowd rowdy and they begin to chant Bart. Pierre gets up before Bart. He goes to tag in Jaques when he looks back and sees Bart slowly running to tag Billy. Pierre forgets about tagging his own partner and try’s to stop Bart from tagging but it was too late. Billy is in. Billy is a fresh man and begins pounding on the skull of Pierre. Pierre looks tired and is put into a headlock. Just when it seems he’s about to drop the arm for the bell to ring, Jaques comes in for the save. All hell breaks loose. Both teams are in the ring brawling but Pierre is still on the floor recovering. So it’s a 2 on 1 situation where the Smoking Guns are winning. Jaques goes flying outside of the ring. Jaques isn’t that hurt though. He’s playing possum. As Billy and Bart sets Pierre up for the sidewinder, something happens. Jaques runs into the rings and pushes Bart out of the ring. Pierre and Jaques then put a beat down on Billy. Pierre still the legal man, goes up for the cannonball and executes it. A 3 count and your winners are The Quebeccers. Like them or not, they defeated the Smoking Gunns fairly and left them down and out. As the left the run they went into the cameras saying, “We got the gold. Anytime, anyplace, Steiners!”.
Rating: 70%

Earthquake vs Jeff Jarrett : Jeff Jarrett is already in the ring when The Quake comes out for a huge pop. Quake and Jarrett lock up. Quake slams Jarrett. Jarrett gets up surprised. He try’s to go for a shoulder block but The Quake doesn’t move. Silly of him to match power with Earthquake. Looks like this ones going to be a short one because Quake sends Jarrett into the buckles for a Splash in the corner. Jarrett comes out dazed when Quake slams him in the middle of the ring. He signals for the Earthquake splash and hits it. Jarrett’s neck seems to be snapped. Short work for Earthquake tonight. As he leaves ringside, we wonder if Mr. Perfect will fall prey to the Earthquake Splash in a matter of minutes like Jeff Jarrett did.
Rating: 67%

Diesel vs Doink The Clown : This match starts off with Doink trying to put a joke on Diesel. He goes for a handshake. Diesel instead of shaking Doink's hands pulls him in for a short arm clothesline. The crowd boos as Diesel yells profanities to the audience. Doink gets up and is greeted by a boot. Diesel follows up with a elbow drop on the neck of Doink. Looks like were going to see another early ending here tonight because Diesel sets him up for the power bomb but Doink hasn’t lost faith yet. He begins to punch the head of Diesel who falls down on his back with Doink on top of him. 1, 2,… Diesel throws Doink off of his neck. He gets up angrier. He goes for a clothesline but misses. Doink kicks Diesel in the back. Diesel appears to be angrier now. Again he goes for a clothesline and misses. Doink dropkicks him from the back but still can’t take the big man down. The crowd roars for Doink as he runs to the ropes and attempts a cross body. Diesel catches him in mid air. Turns it into a falling power slam. The crowd is at a hush. Diesel picks Doink up and sets him up for the Jackknife Power bomb. He executes it and pins Doink. 1, 2 , 3! It’s all over folks. Diesel’s face turns mad when he hears the chants of “Macho!, Macho!”. He heads towards Doink and begins to batter him with a series of left and right fists. He appears to have punched off Doink’s face paint. Doink is left on the canvas down and out as Diesel heads towards the back.
Rating: 65%

We are now taken to a pre-record interview with Razor Ramon at a house show the previous day. Gorilla Moonson is interviewing him. Gorilla asks Razor how is he doing, is he still hurt after the cowardly attacks by HBK and what does he plan to do? “Well you know something Chico. Razor Ramon isn’t afraid of anyone. Shawn Micheal's I beat you at Wrestlemania 10. Now you want to come back and steal my title? You want to tell the bad guy thanks for holding your belt? Well you know something chico, you better watch yourself. I’m going to get my belt back. Whether it’s a match, a brawl or an attack on you, chico ill do it. And anyone who steps in my way, is going to feel, the Razor’s Edge” said Ramon. “We there you have it folks. Razors a man on a mission” said Gorilla.
Rating: 87%

A video package is now shown. It’s about the upcoming Monday Night Raw. We see clips of Owen Hart attacking WWF Superstars and putting the sharpshooter on them. We then see a clip of Owen Hart defeating Bret Hart at Wrestlemania X. We also see when Owen Hart ran in Bret’s match later that night while Rowdy Piper was down and out. We see how he prevented his brother Bret from getting the WWF title from Yokozuna, by hitting him with the heavyweight championship. This week on RAW, it’ll be the first appearance of the Hitman. What will he do? What will he say? Is he going to have to put a stop to Owen’s Hart ego? Find out on RAW! .
Rating: 89%

Ted DiBiase vs Lex Luger : Main event time. Ted Dibiase comes out in his wrestling gear with his briefcase. He taunts to the crowd when Luger’s theme hits the arena. Luger comes out to a huge pop. Luger was still angry after all he’s been through with Crush. We start the match. A veteran vs a legend in the making. Luger gets the early uperhand. He smacks Dibiase to the neck. He then puts him in a headlock. The pace of the match slows down but Dibiase escapes from the headlock. He hits Luger with some fierce right hands. Luger gets sent to the canvas. Dibiase spent too much time showboating because Luger got up and clotheslines him to the back of the head. Luger picked him up and set him up for a stalling suplex. He dropped him on his back. Dibiase appeared to be in unbearable pain. Dibiase rolled outside to recuperate. He got back in the ring where Luger had the momentum. Dibiase grappled with Luger and won. He gave him a forarm to the back. Luger was signaling the end. He waited in the corner for Dibiase to get up. As he got up, Luger hit him with a big boot. Dibiase looks dazed. The end is near because Luger goes to the ropes and hits him with that patented forearm. Dibiase is on the floor lifeless. Luger goes for the pin when Crush comes running down the aisle. Crush pulls the ref outside of the ring. He grabs the suitcase as Luger gets up from pinning Dibiase. Crush nails him with the suitcase. Dibiase and Crush both pick up Luger and tie his arms in the ropes. They begin kicking and punching Luger as WWF officials come down to breakup the attack. Lex Luger got the win because of a DQ on Dibiase, but im sure he didn’t want to win this way.
Rating: 81%

Overall Rating: 77%


Lookout for RAW tommorow, Monday or Tuesday.