Post by Swarm on Jun 7, 2008 12:41:30 GMT -5
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"Hit 'Em High"
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The Main Event!
WFWF Championship
Thunder vs. Yukio Blaze vs. EBR (C)
To call the World Heavyweight title situation a clusterf*ck would be chillingly accurate. It was at SuperBrawl that EBR defeated Thunder to win his second Heavyweight Title, and from there, it all gets a little hazy...
Before SuperBrawl EBR enlisted the services of Pierce Deville & Obo to have his back in the event of any type of ambush courtesy of Thunder and The Axis. On the Loaded afterwards both men announced what they wanted in return – a title shot, respectively. Holding up his end of the bargain EBR agreed, but left it up to Deville and Obo which one would get the title shot. In what would appear to be any example of everything working itself out, Deville was released the following week for involvement in an illegal dog fighting ring. Apparently, it was EBR vs. Obo. Or so we thought.
In that same week Thunder approached EBR, attempting to evoke his rematch clause, which EBR shut down after claiming he already had a title defense. When King Kraig was named WFWF President, one of his first acts of duty was to announce who would officially be named the number one contender to the WFWF Heavyweight Title. With no substantial reason given by either Obo or Thunder to explain why they deserved it more, King Kraig signed the upcoming title defense as a Triple Threat, believing it was the option that would please everyone. Again, so we thought.
One of the few constants in the Heavyweight Title picture was, obviously, the Heavyweight Champion EBR. But after an impressive showing at SuperBrawl and the weeks that followed, that constant was nearly broken when EBR held-out for a new contract, claiming that he wasn’t being paid “accordingly”. One week after EBR’s Hold-Out Thunder faced Obo, in what at the time looked to possibly be a preview of the main event at Attack! Of The Little Green Men. It was after the match that Yukio Blaze made his dramatic return to the WFWF. While Pierce Deville and Obo were requesting title shots, Thunder and his fellow Axis members were busy throwing Yukio Blaze off balconies to relieve some post-SuperBrawl stress. From there Yukio Blaze cashed in his contract for a WFWF Heavyweight Title Match, which was won at … duh duh duh … SuperBrawl!
At this point what was going on in the title picture was seemingly a wild guess, but things would look much clearer a few days after. EBR was rewarded with a new contract and it was announced that, obviously, he would be defending his title after all. On the opposite, Obo was surprisingly released by King Kraig for what he described as “conduct detrimental to the WFWF”, whatever that may imply.
So what does all of this mean? The Heavyweight title match came down to which men could keep their jobs in the course of two months, that’s what. And thus, its EBR defending his title against Thunder and Yukio Blaze, in as it was originally announced as (with different participants, mind you); a Triple Threat Match.
The rivalry continues as Yukio Blaze looks for revenge against Thunder while also winning the Heavyweight Title, while Thunder wants to regain what was his going into SuperBrawl. And EBR? Reports from his camp are that he’s dedicating this match to deceased former tag team partner CBT.
One title. Three men. Two of which will be awfully unhappy.
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WFWF Tag Team Championship
Kat Hamilton & Kurt Burton vs Alex Sean & DGX
Ever since Obo decided to vacate the Tag Team Championships following Pierce Deville's departure, the road to this title match has been harder to follow than tuning in at the 45 Minute mark to an episode of "Law and Order: Criminal Intent". Upon King Kraig's rise to power, he decided to retroactively penalize those who had violate his newly instated "Zero Tolerance Policy". The first to suffer these consequences were Alex Sean, DGX, Kurt Burton, and Possessed Child, who had been chosen simply due to Kraig's severe dislike of the man. As a means of punishment, Kraig decided to place these four men in a match for the Tag Team Championship, citing that if they refused to participate they would all be fired on the spot. Of course, it's questionable why Kraig thought a shot at the Tag Team Championships was a punishment, but we're really not here to rock the boat, just to write match previews. On the day of the contract signing for the bout, Posessed Child chose not to participate and was subsequently fired from the WFWF. This led Kurt Burton on a frantic race to find a new tag team partner, leading him to an old friend and now bitter acquaintance Kat Hamilton. On the other hand, Alex Sean and DGX aren't exactly the best of friends either, and after it seemed that Sean attempted to hit his finishing move on DGX in their first match as a tag team in the WFWF, this team is even more on the rocks than before. Can either team bring themselves to co-exist and pull out the victory, or will we see four explosive elements ignite in a blaze?
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WFWF International & Hardcore Championship Unification
Calvin Lee (IN) vs. Meg (HC)
Since the very beginning, the WFWF has been a leader in women's rights. From Lenore's WFWF: RP Heavyweight Title reign to BadAssDiva's WFWF: Vote Heavyweight Title reign and even Jennifer's WFWF: Vote Cruiserweight Title reign, the WFWF has generally been an equal opportunity company. This all seemed to become null, however, when Women's Titles were initiating and thus causing segregation. The proverbial championship gold back of the bus. But now with the incredibly democratic King Kraig in charge, the WFWF has once again opened it's doors and allowed all to drink from the same water fountains and use the same washrooms... Metaphorically speaking. I guess you're probably wondering what this has to do with anything. Not much, to be honest. I didn't really know how to start this so I just kind of went with what I had. The truth is, this match breaks down simple. Calvin Lee wins the WFWF International Title after DGX helps him beat Johnny Valentine and Luther Castle. Luther, considering himself Calvin's friend, gets understandably frustrated which is only made worse when Calvin Lee costs Castle his match with Meg. This, in all fairness, could have been an accident but that seems unlikely. Then Castle kind of snapped and tried to rape Cal's girl and take America's Wrestler out, thank god he didn't. From there Castle was suspended, Meg won the Hardcore Championship with Calvin's unrequested assistance, and now they're booked in a unification match. I guess you're also probably wondering when this became a unification match, what the angle going in is, etc... I'll tell you straight up, we didn't really think about it cos we had a lot of other stuff to deal with so we didn't ask either of them to write segments or anything. Kind of our bad. But hey, it should be a good match anyway, and you're guaranteed a new champion. Word.
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WFWF National Championship Tournament Finals
Saku Salmelainen vs. Trace Demon
Ever since Pierce Deville's departure and subsequent forfeit of the National Championship, the road to crowning a new champion has been a test for all those involved of extreme tenacity and hunger. What began as eight men has, with the process of elimination, been shortened down to only two; Trace Demon and Saku Salmelainen. For Trace Demon his journey began against Reckless, pulling out a decisive victory against the superstar. From there, in controversal fashion, Trace Demon defeated High Horror and thus earning his placement in this match. With a newfound meanstrike and drive, Trace Demon has risen as one of the most feared and dominant men in the entire WFWF. On the other hand, Saku Salmelainen's road has been paved with conflict and sheer controversy. After being forced to team, first round opponents Wez Vendetta and Saku Salmelainen showed much potential as a combination and seemed to be destined for glory in the Tag Team Division. That all changed when during their singles encounter in the first round of the tournament, Saku Salmelainen used that mysterious bag as a weapon to claim his victory. From there Saku went on to defeat David Roberts in decisive fashion but has clearly made an enemy out of Wez Vendetta who, perhaps for the first time, seems to be appropriately named. Now with this climactic battle for the WFWF National Championship on the horizon, with Wez Vendetta promising to take his revenge on Saku Salmelainen, and with the stakes higher than ever before, who will claim the vacant WFWF National Championship and earn their place in the hierarchy of the WFWF?
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Public Statement
David Williams Explains his Actions on Loaded
To say David Williams' actions on Loaded this past week were reprehensible may, in fact, be the understatement of the year. Not only did David Williams turn on his tag team partner High Horror, but in the process managed to cost him his opportunity at the WFWF National Championship. However, in the sense of fairness, King Kraig has allowed David Williams to publically explain and, perhaps, justify his actions this past week. What could David Williams possibly say to explain his actions? Well, a lot. He could say Horror tried biting off his big two backstage and he was simply defending himself. Of course I can't imagine that argument would get over. Anyway, we'll find out at Attack! ... Of the Little Green Men.
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Unsanctioned Grudge Match
Chaemo vs. DC
In yet another complex series of events, the road leading to this unsanctioned bout has been rocky at best. It began when, following a singles contest between the two, Chaemo reacted in an extremely violent manner, nearly decapitating DC with a chair. This led King Kraig to place his watchful eye over Chaemo and, as a punishment for his "Zero Tolerance Policy" violation, Chaemo was placed in a program with now well-known crybaby Steven Nyangel. Once Nyangel proved himself to be a baby back b*tch, however, Chaemo was left with no one to face off with. This changed when last week on Loaded, DC made his return attacking Chaemo brutally. Now an unsigned DC with nothing to lose will square off against Chaemo, who's job may just be on the line.
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Singles Competition
K1LL3R 1NST1NCT 3 vs. Vinson Evorett
It was several weeks ago when Vinson Evorett made his explosive return to the WFWF, attacking the young upstart K13 for no apparent reason. Since then Evorett has made his reasons clearer, citing that he felt overlooked and that someone the likes of K13 doesn't deserve the opportunity he had been given. Regardless of the reasons why, these two men have a personal grudge to settle and at Attack! ... Of the Little Green Men, they just might do it. Will Vinson Evorett prove his point, taking out K13 once and for all, or will K13's newfound blackness propell him into victory? At the end of the day, someone's gonna need some affirmative action after this one!
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Tag Team Competition
Double Mayhem vs. DUH
In what should be an entertaining contest, the fledgling team of Jay and Kay Mayhem will take on young upstarts Chris G and Mr. Bigglesworth, otherwise known as the DUH. Last week on Loaded it was Mr. Bigglesworth claiming a victory for his team of Chris G and K13, defeating both Mayhems as well as Vinson Evorett. This led to Double Mayhem challenging the DUH to a rematch, this time a simple two on two match. Will Double Mayhem avenge their loss and, perhaps, climb the Tag Team ranks or will The DUH continue their momentum with two, straight wins in a row?
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* Deadline for RPs is Friday, June 20th, at 11:59 PM EST. *
