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Post by Swarm on Jun 30, 2008 20:50:12 GMT -5
The opening theme music from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" begins to play as we fade into a shot of a WFWF ring surrounded by the grand mystery of space."Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages that we hope will soon be realized with coming technologies. Of course, we've been funding the space program for, what? 40 years now? And the best we can do is drop some sort of Wall*E-iPhone hybrid on Mars? You'd think by now we'd have flying cars and meals in capsule form but, nope. iPhones and melting ice caps. Nicely done, as*holes. Anyway..."We pan around the WFWF ring as quick flashes of recognizeable clips of WFWF matches flicker. We apologize for any of you at home who may be epileptic. Just seemed like a good, stylistic choice."On this night, many WFWF Superstars will do battle in this very ring. Well, more or less. The ring won't actually be in space but it is in front of the National UFO Museum and Research Center. We figure that's close enough. Either way, some will claim great victory and gull the spoils of the hard road it took to get here..."We're reminded of those who decided to drop out of their feuds during the buildup of this show. Steven Nyangel. Obo. Flamez. Jake Slash. Candi Starlight. I could go on."... And some will suffer crushing defeat, only to wallow away into the shadows of despair. This... is Attack! ... Of The Little Green Men!"As these epic words echo... epically, a fleet of UFOs zoom over the WFWF ring, shooting Independence Day style lasers down into the center, causing a massive explosion leading to the WFWF Attack! ... Of The Little Green Men logo to zoom in front and center. We transition live in front of the National UFO Museum and Research Center. A stylistic display of themed pyro, primarily green, explode on the stage as lasers frantically dance and criss-cross. Overtop zooms a large, inflatable UFO, and we cut to Matthew Werner and Matt Steel.Matthew Werner: Welcome everyone to Attack! ... Of The Little Green Men! Matt Steel: What a show this is going to be, Matthew, the first, might I add, of the esteemed King Kraig and Napolean Weisgarber regime. Matthew Werner: ... Sure. However more importantly, what a lineup we have tonight Matt. And, I think most importantly of all, you have to wonder the mindset that the three participants in tonight's WFWF Championship match must be in. Matt Steel: It seemed for a fleeting moment that the recently returned Yukio Blaze had an upperhand on his opponents, but last week EBR managed to get the last laugh as Thunder and Blaze seemingly devolved into nothing more than frantic monkeys fighting over their captured, enslaved, human wife. Matthew Werner: That was kind of rough, Matt. Matt Steel: Perhaps. Still, I think even more importantly was EBR's guarantee for victory at the WFWF Attack! ... Of The Little Green Men press conference earlier this week. Matthew Werner: As most of you probably know, every time EBR has guaranteed a victory, he has gotten it. At least I think that's accurate, I didn't really do much research on the topic. Matt Steel: Great journalism. Matthew Werner: And you can go straight to hell. Anyway, let's get to our backstage colleagues who will be keeping up with the action behind the scenes as we call the action inside the ring. You there, Stacy? We cut backstage where Stacy Grey is standing in front of a large crowd of people, most either holding a cell phone camera, cheering shirtless into the camera, or holding a sign with something to the effect of "We bring peace, not war, space friends".Stacy Grey: Thanks Matthew. What a scene out here tonight in front of the National UFO Museum and Research Center. It appears that most of the WFWF fans have already taken in a publically unacceptable amount of alcohol and we're convinced that there will be at least one fight between two men with painted chests by nights end. We cut back to Matthew Werner and Matt Steel.Matthew Werner: Uh, thanks for that... Stacy. Riddel, you there? We cut backstage where Ryan Riddel is standing in front of the official interview platform for the evening.Ryan Riddel: Thanks Matthew. I'm really looking forward to tonight's show and, as per usual, the catering is above and beyond the call of duty at Pay-Per-Views. Try the shrimp, it's delicious. We cut back to Werner and Steel, Werner's head firmly resting in both of his hands.Matthew Werner: ... I should've just accepted that job at the History Channel. Matt Steel: Oh I wouldn't worry, Matthew. Matthew Werner: Well, worst case scenario I just drown my regrets in alcohol and casual sex with socially diseased women with daddy issues. Matt Steel: And that brings us to the first contest of the night... The graphic for K13 vs. Vinson Evorett appears on-screen. Matthew Werner: This one's sure to be a barn burner for an opening contest. Matt Steel: Absolutely. Matthew Werner: Think that about covers the buildup? Matt Steel: Absolutely. "Welcome Home" familiar, plucking acoustic guitars begin to play only to be overpowered by a chorus of boos from the audience.Matt Steel: I'm pretty sure we say this every week, but Vinson Evorett is clearly not making any friends here in the WFWF. Matthew Werner: That's kind of obvious, Matt, though I don't think that's entirely his concern at this point. Keri Thames: The following contest is your opening match of the night. This bout is scheduled for one fall and is Singles Competition! As the distorted power chords ring out, Vinson Evorett casually walks on the stage, seemingly enjoying the massively negative response. He pauses for a moment, observing the outdoor crowd in attendance, then begins to make his way toward the ring.Keri Thames: Making his way to the ring first, Vinson Evorett! Matt Steel: Regardless of his attitude, Matthew, I have to put my bets on Evorett here. Matthew Werner: I think he's going to have the best chance if K13 comes out here guns a blazing. Not that I'm saying K13 would use a gun or anything. Black people don't always have to use guns. Matt Steel: What, they just always choose to? Matthew Werner: That's not what I'm saying at all! I swear! Evorett quickly takes his walk down the apron and slides in under the bottom rope. He goes to the nearest corner, climbs the turnbuckles, and raises his arms in a crucifix position.Matt Steel: Well aside from your obvious racism, Evorett seems focused and calm, whereas K13 is clearly going to come out and be the aggressor. Matthew Werner: Well why do you say that? Because he's black? Matt Steel: No Matthew, he's angry. Why would you say something like that? Matthew Werner: I was just... Matt Steel: You know I didn't sign up for this to be sitting here with someone who clearly has disdain for a race of people. Matthew Werner: That's not true! Matt Steel: What you think I wanted to sit next to a racist? Matthew Werner: No, I mean I don't have disdain for black people! Matt Steel: Who said anything about black people? You did, Matthew, you did. As Evorett steps down off the ropes, "Fight The Power" blasts over the sound system will full, racially charged intensity, eliciting a loud cry of support from the fans in attendance.Matthew Werner: K13 clearly has a lot of support tonight. Matt Steel: Yeah, no thanks to you and your attempt to "bring him down." K13 wastes no time in making his way on to the stage, clearly fired up and ready to go.Keri Thames: And his opponent, weighing in at 225 lbs and hailing from the future... K13! K13 charges towards the ring and slides under the bottom rope, seemingly never losing eye contact with Evorett.Matt Steel: And we're set to go. Ding! Ding! Ding!Matthew Werner: He's going right at him! Instantly following the bell, K13 charges towards an unsuspecting Vinson Evorett and releases a flurry of punches. Evorett tries to defend, but K13 lays it in on his opponent, backing him into the ropes.Matthew Werner: Things are not looking good for Evorett, Matt. Matt Steel: We predicted this would happen, but I see it backfiring. K13 grabs Evorett by the wrist for an Irish Whip, but as he throws him off, Evorett is able to stop the momentum. Evorett attempts to reverse the whip, but K13 manages to switch the momentum back and whip Evorett towards the rope they began at. As Evorett rebounds, he gets lifted high in the air and dropped painfully with a Back Body Drop.Matthew Werner: Backfiring? Matt Steel: You'll see, just wait. Evorett quickly springs up, but as he charges towards K13 he is met with yet another high angle Back Body Drop. Evorett springs up again on shaky legs, falling against the ropes for support. K13 wastes no time and hits a Running Clothesline, knocking Evorett over the top rope to the floor!Matthew Werner: What momentum by K13 in the early going! Evorett manages to get to his feet quickly, but is clearly hesitant to enter the ring again. K13 walks towards the ropes trying get at his opponent, but the official steps in and backs him off.Matt Steel: Evorett's playing this smart here. He's taking his time resting on the outside, getting his bearings. Matthew Werner: More like hiding from his opponent. All this is, Matt, is a desperate attempt to shake K13's momentum. The opportunistic Vinson Evorett sees his chance, but as he leaps to the apron K13 shoves the official out of the way and stiffly kicks Evorett in the ribs, knocking him to the floor once more.Matt Steel: Now that's just a cheap shot right there! Matthew Werner: Can you really blame him after Evorett's actions? Matt Steel: That was different. He was sending a message! Matthew Werner: So of course that makes it okay. Matt Steel: All I'm saying is, when that bell rings, there needs to be a level of sportsmanlike conduct. The official attempts to argue with K13, but he shows no interest. Evorett begins to make it back to his feet, and K13 responds by scaling the ropes. He gives a look to the responsive crowd, and jumps backward with a huge Moonsault to the floor.Matthew Werner: High risk attack! Matt Steel: Yeah, thanks for that. Just as he's about to land, Evorett is able to step out of the way. Still, the ever aware K13 lands on his feet, completing a huge back flip off the ropes. This, however, allows Evorett to ram his shoulder right into the ribs of K13 and drive him back first on the guard rail.Matt Steel: I told you! I told you! Matthew Werner: He landed one move, Matt. That doesn't necessarily mean... Before K13 can fight back, Evorett cinches in his grip again, pulls back, and slams K13 once more into the guard rail.Matthew Werner: ... Touche. Fearing a count out, Evorett rolls in the ring under the bottom rope, only to roll right back out as the count is restarted. Evorett makes his way towards his fallen adversary, and lifts him off the ground. He grabs K13 by the back of his pants and shoulder, then tosses him hard into the steel steps.Matthew Werner: I'm sorry, what was that you said? "Sportsmanlike" conduct? Matt Steel: I see nothing wrong in what he just did. Evorett clearly feels the damage has been done and picks K13 off the mat. He rolls him inside the ring, quickly following, and goes for a cover.Matt Steel: This could do it. ... 1 ... ... 2 ... Matthew Werner: Very close call! K13 manages to kick out but it seems not to deter Evorett at all. He stands up and lands a sharp Leg Drop right on the collarbone of his opponent. He then lifts K13 off the mat, who though manages to stand on his own is clearly worse for wear.Matt Steel: See Matthew, this is exactly what I was talking about before. K13 came in, spent all the gas in the tank, and now he's completely out of it. Matthew Werner: And Evorett throwing him into the barricade twice then the steel steps was, what? Matt Steel: A foregone conclusion, Matthew. Evorett nails several elbows right to the neck and trapezoid of K13, eventually wearing him down to the point of losing his footing. As K13 falls back, however, he lands on the ropes and springs forward. This breathes new life into him and he opens up a wreckless flurry of strikes on Evorett.Matthew Werner: He's still got fight in him! Evorett clearly feels the momentum switching and quickly rakes the eyes of K13, followed by a Snap-Mare to the mat. He backs all the way up to a far corner, runs on K13's direction, and hits a Curt Hennig style Flipping Neck-Breaker. Following impact he leaps right on top of K13 and goes for a cover.Matt Steel: Clearly not enough... ... 1 ... Matthew Werner: This could be it. ... 2 ... Matt Steel: Almost! K13 just barely manages to kick out, visibly frustrating his opponent. Evorett turns K13 on his chest and makes it to his feet. Evorett then drops several quick, pin-point standing elbow drops right on the back of the neck of K13. Again he turns K13 over and goes for the pin.Matthew Werner: Evorett seems to be losing his cool here... ... 1 ... Matt Steel: You don't understand, having never been in a ring. ... 2 ... Matthew Werner: Kick out! Again, K13 manages to kick out, which leads a frustrated Evorett to hook both legs and go for another cover.Matt Steel: He's got it! ... 1 ... Matthew Werner: No way. ... 2 ... Matt Steel: Thanks for jynxing it! K13 manages to kick out again, causing Evorett to slam his fists on the mat in fury. He stands and approaches the official, hailing a mouthful of accusations of slow counts and bias.Matthew Werner: Again I say, "sportstmanlike conduct"? Matt Steel: Well let's be frank, there's a clear bias here both on your side of the announce table as well as in the officiating of the match. That's a fact. Matthew Werner: Oh, so the official is biased towards K13 and I'm a racist? Matt Steel: And you just admitted it. Matthew Werner: ... Damn! As Evorett rips into the official, K13 manages to stumble to one knee, then to his feet. Evorett notices but as he turns around, K13 lands several quick punches to the mid-section, knocking the wind out of Evorett.Matthew Werner: Can he capitalize? Matt Steel: Probably not. K13 turns his back to Evorett, and goes to run for the opposite ropes. But just as he gets started, Evorett responds fast by grabbing his head and slamming him to the mat. He goes for yet another cover.Matt Steel: Told you. ... 1 ... Matthew Werner: How much does K13 have left!? ... 2 ... Matt Steel: Enough to kick out, apparently. Perhaps expecting the kickout, just as K13's shoulder goes up Evorett flawlessly transitions into a Crippler Crossface, pulling back on K13's neck with all his power.Matt Steel: A Crossface? Evorett's never done that before. Matthew Werner: Yeah, that's what happens when you delete your bio before the match can be written. We're also required to refer to this move as the Nagata Lock II thanks to the lawyers over at WWE. Keep it up, guys! The preceding comments in no way represent WrestlingFigs.com or Jack Specific and are solely the opinions and beliefs of Matthew Werner.Matthew Werner: ... F*ck. K13 kicks his legs and throws shots at Evorett with his free arm, but it appears to be no use. The official steps in asking K13 if he'll quit, but he remains resiliant.Matt Steel: He's breaking down, Matthew! Just as all hope seems to be lost, K13 begins to shake his free arm, then push up from the mat. He manages to get one knee to the mat, then the other, then one foot. Evorett nods his head from side to side, refusing to accept K13's willingless to continue.Matthew Werner: Not so fast! Can he fight out of this hold? K13 finally manages to get both feet on the ground and pulls his trapped arm from between Evorett's leg. He nails several elbows in the mid-section of Evorett, finally forcing him to release the chin lock. Evorett, in an act of desperation, runs to the ropes and rebounds looking for an attack. But just as he reaches close to K13, Evorett gets caught in a Uranage position and dropped with a Rock Bottom!Matthew Werner: He lands it! The tide has shifted here! Matt Steel: I certainly hope that after Evorett's incredibly daring and inspiring underdog performance here that he is not cheated by this extreme bias in K13's favor. Both men lay on the ground for a moment, Evorett recovering from the impact of the last move and K13 nursing his neck following Evorett's grueling assault. They both seem to simultaneously rise, both men reaching their feet at the same time.Matthew Werner: We're back right where we began! Matt Steel: Sure, minus give or take ten minutes of our time. Time that we'll never, ever get back. Ever. Matthew Werner: You can be a real pessimist sometimes. Matt Steel: I've got an internal quagmire of despair and misery. You don't even know Werner, you don't even know! Evorett walks towards K13 and goes for a punch, only to be blocked by K13 and hit with one of his own. Evorett tries again, throwing a punch, and is again blocked and recieves one for his efforts. Finally Evorett goes for a third, and for the third time K13 is able to block and counter. K13 then unleashes several punches to the face of Evorett, who doesn't even manage to block or counter.Matthew Werner: He's building some momentum. Matt Steel: Let's see if he can capitalize. Almost a repeat of before, Evorett winds up with his back up against the ropes and K13 swinging away at him with a flurry of punches. Different, however, is K13 doesn't seem to be intent on stopping and continues to rain down on Evorett with extreme frustration and brutality.Matt Steel: Now come on! Five count, ref, five count! Perhaps feeling he has gone to far, the official finally steps in and shuffles K13 back off of Vinson Evorett. As they argue, the official winds up with his back to the corner, which allows Evorett to recover quickly and shove K13 right into the official, then pull him back for a German Suplex.Matthew Werner: Did you see that? Matt Steel: Yeah man, I can't believe K13 attacked that official. What unprofessional conduct. Matthew Werner: You're ridiculous. Evorett holds the bridge with the move, but having knocked the referee into the corner, there is nobody there to count. He releases the bridge and moves towards the official, who has just begun to stir. As he tends up waking up the referee, K13 manages to make it to his feet, spin Vinson Evorett around, and nail him with his own patented version of The Stunner; The K1LL3R 1NST1NCT 3!Matthew Werner: He got it! He got it! K13! K13! K... Matt Steel: That's really enough, thanks. K13 taps the referee on the shoulder, then leaps on top of Evorett for the cover.Matthew Werner: This ones finished! ... 1 ... ... 2 ... ... 3 ... Matt Steel: What a travesty! Ding! Ding! Ding!Matthew Werner: What a win for K13! Keri Thames: Here is your winner... K13! K13 stands triumphantly, the potentially concussed official gingerly raising his arm in victory. As the celebration goes on, Evorett begins to stir, followed by a hail of obscenities and curses.Matthew Werner: Evorett clearly showing himself to be a sore loser here. Matt Steel: Sure, call him a sore loser after being victimized by this corrupt system of inequality and injustice. The hypocrisy of democracy! The thrilla in Manilla, rumble in the jungle, float like a butterfly and stings like a bee! The extreme prejudice and hypocrisy! Matthew Werner: ... What? Matt Steel: Nevermind. You just... You just don't get it. Matt Steel lowers and shakes his head from side to side.Matthew Werner: ... Ugh. Evorett slides under the bottom rope and makes his way up the ring, his eyes looking straight ahead and mouthing insults and curses. |
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Post by Swarm on Jun 30, 2008 20:50:39 GMT -5
We cut backstage as Alex Sean and DGX make their way into the building. As they approach closer, it becomes clear that both men are involved in a heated debate.Alex Sean: D, you really need to get this "they weren't pushed as much so they must've been a better tag team" logic out of your brain. I swear, you'll have a stroke. DGX: The fact that Demolition weren't pushed as hard has nothing to do with Demolition being a much better tag team. There's no question. You figure the entrance music, the matching attires, the finisher... Alex Sean: Oh, a Leg Drop while the other dude holds a back breaker. How revolutionary. Really. DGX: And what? The Doomsday Device was so much better? Alex Sean: In every way. I'd much rather take a leg drop from a diabetic, sickly old man than get clotheslined by a drunken, womanizing, career-ending alcoholic. Just on that aspect alone it's a much more devastating move, and frankly it's cool as hell. DGX: That's how it always breaks down for you, doesn't it? How DGX raises air quotes. "cool it looks". Honestly, you're such a mark sometimes, Sean. You might not want to admit it but you probably were swept up in Hulkamania, you probably bought Warrior arm tassles from the WWF Magazine, and more likely than not you're judging a team by their cool shoulder pads and fancy double team moves when you should go by their skill in the ring as well as ability to inflict as much damage as humanly possible. Alex? As DGX rants, he fails to notice that they have walked up to EBR and Calvin Lee, both as surprised to see the former Rated X as they are to see them. Somewhat confusing sentence there.DGX: What the hell is your prob... Alex Sean: Uh, hey guys. DGX finally takes his attention off Sean, now noticing the self proclaimed Greatest Show on Earth.DGX: Oh, right. Hey guys... EBR: Yeah... Hey. Calvin Lee: Hey guys. There's an incredibly awkward moment of silence, only occasionally broken by the clearing of throats.Alex Sean: Well I gotta go warm up... DGX: Yeah, me too. Calvin Lee: Yeah, that Meg... EBR: Yeah, I'm just... All four men walk in different directions as we return to ringside with Matthew Werner and Matt Steel.Matthew Werner: Bizarre. Matt Steel: Yeah... Matthew Werner: We should probably get to the next match. Matt Steel: For sure. Same as before, the graphic for the next match appears on-screen. Matthew Werner: This next match, I gotta warn you guys, is guaranteed to up the ante in terms of violence. Matt Steel: It seems like both men are on a level playing field, Chaemo nearly knocking DC intellectually- disabled and DC beating the ever loving crap out of Chaemo. But with DC having, literally, nothing to lose, will that give him the edge he needs to pull this win out? Matthew Werner: We're about to find out, let's give it to Keri Thames at ringside! The opening Jungle like drums of "Shock Out" tickle the arena's PA while the euphoric female vocal echoes into every corner. The track then drops and Chaemo steps out onto the WFWF stage. [/Size][/Color] Keri Thames:[/Size] The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is an unsanctioned street fight. Strobe lights flash more frequently than the cameras do now and Chaemo makes his way down to the ring at little more than snail's pace.[/Size][/Color] Keri Thames:[/Size] Making his way to the ring weighing in at 246lbs Chaemo! He slides under the bottom rope and does very little to please the crowd, instead he removes his jacket and begins to warm up his joints waiting for DC.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] This is certainly one of the stranger matches of our show … Matt Steel:[/Size] Either way its DC’s last match. I guess just make it special, or something. The heavy sounds of Hellyeah hit the airwaves as the house lights begin to flash.[/Size][/Color] Keri Thames:[/Size] And his opponent…. DC steps out slowly onto the stage.[/Size][/Color] Keri Thames:[/Size] DC! In DC’s hand he holds a sledge hammer with Chaemo’s name on it.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Wow does it actually have Chaemo’s name on? What a coincidence! Matthew Werner:[/Size] I think it was just a phrase Matt Steel:[/Size] Takes one to know one Matthew Werner:[/Size] I’m sorry? Before DC even has chance to reach the ring Chaemo has already run at the ropes and sling shot himself up and over them. He goes to connect with DC but he is quick to react and swings the hammer at him catching Chaemo square in the jaw. He drops to the ground like a corpse whilst a proud DC sets himself up to take another swing.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Chaemo could already be seriously injured! Matt Steel:[/Size] Something tells me this match isn’t gonna end well. He jokingly holds the hammer like a golf club before connecting with a brutal smash to the ribs. The crowd buzz off of the instant violence this match has greeted them with.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Society today … DC takes a step back and again goes for a golf like swing only this time with a run up. Chaemo manages however to roll under the ring before he has chance to land the blow. DC stands there and laughs, now leaning on the hammer’s handle waiting for Chaemo to emerge.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Chaemo started it and DC is looking to finish it! It’s a waaaaaaaaaaarzone!! Chaemo rolls out at the opposite side and stays low giving him a chance to compose himself after the attack he just received. He pulls his mask up and spits out a mouthful of blood before returning the mask to its correct position.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Well that can’t be good. Matthew Werner:[/Size] Other then getting hit with a sledgehammer this match has really just been a bunch of cool visuals. He now rises to his feet looking to be in control again. From ringside he grabs a steel chair, DC has now spotted him through the ropes but before he can react Chaemo slides the chair with great force across the ring mat and right into DC’s face. DC staggers back and leans on the guard wall holding his nose and Chaemo continues the assault by grabbing yet another steel chair and heading around to the ramp side of the ring.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] And keep in mind even if the referee wanted to stop this match they couldn’t, considering it’s not even sanctioned. Matt Steel:[/Size] Plus you figure if they were going to stop this they’d do it when Chaemo was first hit with the sledgehammer. Matthew Werner:[/Size] That would be the logical thing to do, yes. DC goes to pick his hammer back up but is met with a shuddering blow to the temple as Chaemo batters him with the chair. Chaemo doesn’t let up and shot after shot follows the 1st until DC has stopped squirming. Chaemo now drops the chair and drags DC up to his feet, resting him face first on the guard wall he was leaning on minutes ago. Chaemo sets up one of the chairs a few feet behind him and then takes a run at it, using the chair to gain more height as he jumps toward DC. He grabs DC’s head for a bulldog as he soars over the guard wall, however DC’s body can’t follow his head over the wall and so he is choked mercilessly on the rim of it.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Do these guys like each other? There’s your answer. Matt Steel:[/Size] I assumed at this point we had already covered their relationship. With DC still hanging over the wall Chaemo throws an audience member off his chair and folds it up before driving it into the back of DC’s head. The crowd is going wild as this match gets off to a flying start. Chaemo now climbs the guard wall and is stood next to DC who is still hung up on it. He goes to drop a leg onto DC’s neck but DC slumps off to the ground and Chaemo gets nothing but wall. DC drags himself over to the ring and uses the apron to help himself back to his feet. Its evident both men are already feeling the strain of this street fight.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] I would assume so, yes. DC pushes off from the ring and toward Chaemo, who is still perched on the wall. He manages to snatch the hammer while he still has momentum and dives cracking Chaemo in the back of the skull. Chaemo falls back into the crowd and connects face first with the corner of a chair on his way down. DC grabs onto the wall to stop himself falling over but it’s no good he slams shoulder first into the ramp.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] By the end of this both men are probably going to look like Crash Test Dummies. Matt Steel:[/Size] Strange analogy. Matthew Werner:[/Size] Just trying new things. Both men are down but DC doesn’t take long before he is up on his feet again, as shaky as he may be. He climbs into the crowd and grabs Chaemo before throwing him back onto the ramp. Chaemo lands awkwardly on his shoulder on the steel and DC begins to capitalize on this. He jumps off the guard wall and stomps onto the joint causing Chaemo to writhe in pain. DC smiles when he realizes he’s got an opening and he goes and grabs his sledgehammer again. He swaggers back over to his downed opponent before driving the head of the hammer into his shoulder. A blood curdling crack echoes around the arena and judging by the volatile movements of Chaemo it becomes apparent that he has just smashed the socket.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] This is just getting tough to watch now. DC laughs and doesn’t pause, instead he drags Chaemo to his feet and lugs him up the ramp toward the stage. Chaemo hangs as a dead weight as DC drags him. Once he reaches the top he lays Chaemo down with his face against the edge of the stage. DC then lifts his foot before bringing it down on the back of Chaemo’s head, crushing his masked face into the steel stage.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] The WFWF won’t be held accountable if someone dies, right? Matthew Werner:[/Size] In this situation, no. Matt Steel:[/Size] Alright then. Makes this match a little more enjoyable. DC now leans down to try and remove Chaemo’s mask but gets an instinctive thumb to the eye causing him to stagger back. Chaemo sweeps his legs out from underneath him with a low kick before mounting him and delivering shots with his working hand with a closed fist until DC’s nose is pouring with blood.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] That’s what you get when you try to take off someone’s mask. Chaemo struggles up to his feet and staggers toward the entranceway holding his hurt shoulder and DC is already back up on his feet. DC charges for Chaemo and swings, aiming for a lariat, but Chaemo ducks and wraps his good arm round his waist and dives backward off of the stage nailing a sloppy german suplex.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s dead. Really wouldn’t. In the mess they have landed in DC’s leg however is on top of Chaemo and Chaemo’s shoulders are flat on the ground. The ref first has to climb down to where they are before he can even begin to count.[/Size][/Color] … 1[/Size][/Color] … … 2[/Size][/Color] … Chaemo rolls to the side, holding his shoulder that seems to have caught most of the pain from the fall.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] It almost seems strange to even see a pin attempt in this match. Matt Steel:[/Size] It wasn’t intentional, I’ll tell you that much. Both superstars lay still for what seems like hours until its DC who is up first. He ignores Chaemo completely and limps his way back down to the ring whilst his opponent remains on all fours, now hammering the ground with his fist in an attempt to rally some form of momentum before trying to stand. DC goes under the ring to try and dig out some kind of weapon while Chaemo now begins to pick up speed toward him.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] This ain’t ova! DC hurries himself, knowing Chaemo is drawing nearer but in his hurried state he drops the light-tube he has found. Chaemo goes for a clothesline but DC thinks fast and catches him slamming him down with an STO right onto the half shattered light tube. Chaemo’s back begins to seep blood from the hundreds of tiny cuts and DC knows he’s got him right where he wants him.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] If anybody would like to give blood I’m sure Chaemo and DC would really appreciate it. Matt Steel:[/Size] O positive should probably cover it. He rolls Chaemo into the ring for the first time in the match before going back under the ring. He pulls out a number of light tubes and gathers them in his arms before rolling into the ring with them. He walks over to the turnbuckle and begins neatly leaning the tubes against the post, forming half a tipi but Chaemo is now back up, barely, his arm slung over the top rope to keep his balance.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Not a pretty sight. Matt Steel:[/Size] They’re unfortunate looking. He lifts up his mask again and spits out another burst of blood onto the mat before shouting at DC. DC turns to face him in shock that he is even conscious. Chaemo throws himself toward DC in a final attempt at victory but he is met with a boot to the gut before be flung into the air and onto DC’s shoulders.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] This won’t be good … DC spins so that he is facing his light tube creation and then dunks Chaemo with a sit out powerbomb crashing him right through it. He holds the move for the pin.[/Size][/Color] … 1[/Size][/Color] … … 2[/Size][/Color] … … 3[/Size][/Color] … Matthew Werner:[/Size] What a match … hrm … fight be more appropriate. Matt Steel:[/Size] DC gets to leave on top. Going out like a champ, minus a belt of any kind. After a few moments it becomes clear that neither Chaemo or DC are moving. Frantically paramedics rush to the scene carting two, makeshift stretchers. Two men quickly tend to Chaemo while two others tend to DC.Matthew Werner: This is a real dangerous situation here. Matt Steel: Yeah, but regardless they both put on one hell of a match. Both men get strapped to their respective stretchers and rolled past the side of the ramp. As they meet the waiting ambulance, the current President of the WFWF King Kraig approaches the paramedics carting Chaemo off, then ushers them away with a flick of the wrist. He leans down towards Chaemo, seemingly whispering something in his ear, then places a sheet of paper on his chest. We zoom in closer and though most of the writing is unreadable, a very clear, bolded statement of "Suspension" stands out amongst the blur of the smaller writing.[/Center] |
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Post by Swarm on Jun 30, 2008 20:51:10 GMT -5
We cut backstage where Meg is in her locker room warming up. Suddenly there is a knock on the door.Meg: Ugh, come in. The door opens and it’s Calvin Lee. The crowd in attendance lets out a collective grown, really, two Calvin segments is enough for one night wouldn't you say?Meg: Uh, what the hell are you doing here? Guess Meg didn’t expect him either.Calvin Lee: Com'on Meg, it's your big match tonight! Our big match tonight. Whoever wins, you know, unifies these two belts. Calvin taps the Hardcore Championship resting ontop of a bench.Calvin Lee: So really I just wanted to wish you luck tonight in this match, and may the best ma... er, person, win. Meg pauses for a moment, a confused stare coming over her face.Meg: Calvin... Calvin Lee: Before you finish, I swear, I'm sincere. It's great to be in this match with someone of your calibur. Meg: What are you talking about? Calvin Lee: I admire your tenacity, Meg. You're a fighter, through and through. You've done great for yourself, hell even winning that Hardcore Championship! Meg: Yeah well, I really didn't appreciate... Calvin Lee: And I mean really, it's just unfortunate what happened to Dead Idol out there. Here I am, minding my own business, when Dead Idol comes on top of the fascility like a maniac trying to cause as much havoc as possible. Luckily he just happened to slip and ended up giving you that belt. Meg: ... Slipped? Calvin Lee: That's what it looked like from my angle, anyway. Meg: ... Right. Calvin Lee: All I'm saying is, you know, I've had a lot of success in my career. Former XWA Tag Team and World Heavyweight Champion. But when it comes to the WFWF, I can only feel honored to be in the ring with someone as esteemed as you. Everyone remembers Calvin’s career in the XWA. XWA representin’!Meg: I see. Calvin Lee: ... Well I'm just gonna head on out the door then. Good luck, Meg! Meg: Yeah... back at you... Calvin exits the locker room concerningly bubbly. Following his exit, Meg begins to try warmup again but stops after only a few moments.Meg: ... What the f*ck was that? And with those words we cut back to Matthew Werner and Matt Steel.Matthew Werner: You have to wonder what exactly are Calvin Lee's motives when it comes to Meg. Matt Steel: What? Someone can't look out for the well-being of someone else? Someone can't sacrifice his time and safety to watch another's back? Is that the world we live in Matthew, is it? Matthew Werner: Dude, it's Calvin Lee. Matt Steel: ... I guess you have a point. Matthew Werner: Well folks, coming up next is something that should, in the very least, prove to be interesting. You know the deal by now. Graphic comes over screen, blah, blah, blah. Matthew Werner: David Williams will publically address his recent actions on Loaded which were... well, in the very least controversal. Matt Steel: I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for all of this, Matthew. You'll see. Matthew Werner: Well, Keri, take it away. Red and black flickering lights cue as "Through The Fire and Flames" burts over the soundspeakers, eliciting a chorus of boos from the crowd. A sea of smoke rises on the stage bringing David Williams to pass the curtain, gaining an even stronger negative reception.Keri Thames: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 219 lbs... David Williams! Seemingly unphased, Williams quickly makes his way down the ramp and slides in under the bottom rope. He approaches the corner, climbs to the middle rope, and raises his arms to a massive roar of boos and jeers, again seemingly unphased. Williams leaps off the middle rope and gestures towards Keri Thames to hand him a microphone, to which she obliges.David Williams: You know, you guys are really harsh. Every little thing I do, you all find some fault in. Granted, some of that stuff I deserve the negativity for, but most all of it was done for either the good of something or, more specifically, someone. As for my most recent actions... The crowd begins to boo Dave again as they are chanting “Horror.”David Williams: I'm sorry for the way that I went about what I did, but in the end I did what had to be done. Horror had gotten so caught up in the National Title hunt that he completely blew Chemical Reaction off. You'd think he'd realize that he and I are the only actual tag team left from even so little as since SuperBrawl, but clearly he doesn't. For crying out loud, we are two of the best wrestlers in the WFWF period. Could you imagine what we could have done had we taken that opening and ran with it? We could bee Tag Team Champions. We could be in that match against Sean and DGX, Burton and Hamilton, any random tag team they throw together. But instead, you had to go and selfishly focus on only yourself. For once you need to see the bigger picture. Not only should you realize that I did what was best for you, but truth be told, you should be thanking me for it! ‘Hard Rock Hallelujah’ blares over the sound speakers, cueing the fans to erupt as well as bring High Horror out from behind the curtain, a somewhat damaged steel chair in hand. He bolts down the ramp, heading straight for Williams, but right as he reaches the apron Williams slides out under the bottom rope, dropping the Microphone on the way out. Horror quickly grabs the Microphone, staring straight at Williams.High Horror: What the hell, Williams? None of what you said is true! I never turned my back on Chemical Reaction. Sure, over the last couple weeks I’ve had this tournament, but you know damn well that you and I have no control over how we're booked. I was given an opportunity and I took it, no more, no less. And I'll be honest, all this sounds like to me is simply jealously over me beating you in the first round! The crowd oohs at Horror's questioning of Williams' motives, but Williams nods his head from side to side, clearly denying the accusation.High Horror: Williams, you cost me one of the best opportunities I've ever had in my career. For over a year now I've been fighting my way up, scrapping with everyone who they put in front of me, earning my stripes, and I finally got my break. And for you to say that you took away my first real chance at success for my own good is bullsh*t. I want the real reason you did what you did, why you've come out here and run your mouth, god damn it I want the truth! Williams ponders for a moment, then beckons for another Microphone from Keri Thames.David Williams: Look, Horror, I did what I did for your own good. Honest. But I'd be lying if I said there isn't more to it than that. High Horror: What the hell are you talking about, more to it? David Williams: It's sort of complicated, Horror. Maybe you don't want to hear this in front of all of these stupid fans. High Horror: Explain yourself, man! David Williams: I've been trying to explain for the past 18 months! High Horror: What? "Devil's Dance" blares over the soundspeakers, cutting both men off and leaving both in a state of mild confusion. Reckless rushes towards the ring. He asks Horror for the Microphone, which he is given.Reckless: Horror don't listen to him, he attacked you, how can you trust him? David Williams: He wants to know the truth, Reckless. I think he should hear it from his... Reckless: Not another word! Horror snatches the Microphone aggressively out of Reckless' hand.High Horror: What in the hell is going on here!? There is a momentary pause where all three men stand, frozen in awkward stares and darting glances. Finally, Horror raises the Microphone to his lips and speaks.High Horror: Reckless, why are you getting involved in this? Why have you been getting involved in this in the first place, man? What's going on here? Horror stares straight at Reckless, who hangs his head down, unable to speak.David Williams: His problem, Horror, is he's a liar. He's been lying to you since before you even came here, when you guys were both struggling on the independent circuit. Best friends, right? High Horror: How did you... David Williams: The truth is, Horror... I am your brother. The crowd goes silent at the revelation, Horror angry and baffled.High Horror: That's bullsh*t, Williams! You're a liar! David Williams: The proof's right in front of you, Shawn. It's always been. For most of your life you've been, no pun intended, wreckless. You've put yourself and those around you at risk for a thrill, for excitement. If you had bothered to even read your contract in the first place you would've found this all out for yourself. Isn't that right, Reckless? Horror turns towards Reckless, who's head is still looking down.High Horror: Did you know about this? David Williams: Know? Shawn, think; Who introduced you to Ben Crossen when you were first signing your deal with the WFWF? It was him, Horror. Him, Crossen, myself, we set all of this up a long time ago just incase you'd do what we expected you to do, what you did by entering in the National Title tournament, all of that. Reckless finally grabs the Microphone out of Horror's hand.Reckless: Williams, you don't need to do this! David Williams: No, I think I do. Shawn, when you signed that contract, you signed a specific clause in that contract which leaves an option for someone to take sole, creative control with how you are booked. That someone is me. For 18 Months I've been watching you closely, and I thought that you had your life together. But clearly, Shawn, you don't. That's why I'm activating that clause. From here on out, I control your career. I'm doing this because you clearly can't control it yourself, and someone has to take responsibility. Horror looks on in disbelief. He turns towards Williams, who now has allowed a small, cynical grin to form. He then turns towards Reckless with an angry look in his eye and smashes him over the head with the Steel Chair. Reckless, who was completely unprepared, slumps to the ground, a small pool of blood forming around his head. Williams drops the Microphone and makes his way around the side of the ring, Horror staring him down with a hateful look in his eyes. Matthew Werner: ... Right. |
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Post by Swarm on Jun 30, 2008 20:51:40 GMT -5
We fade into black as the epic voice of the ever powerful narrator rises from the ashes again to instill anticipation in our hearts."In 1478, the Catholic Monarchy led the Spanish Inquisition to preach the word of Catholicism to all the Jesus-hating, bearded Jews of the time."These incredibly offensive words are followed by a collage of paintings depicting the time."What preceded was a bloodbath of torture, conversion, and religious suppression and contained enough hardcore to make the toughest tough guy in all the land cringe at it's sheer brutality. Now, Five Hundred and Thirty Years later..."We cut to black followed by the next words zooming towards the screen."The Inquisition is Back!"A series of clips from various WFWF matches play to hard, rock music followed by a logo locking on screen. "On this night, a new Grand Inquisitor will be crowned, but this time he'll be the Grand Inquisitor of kicking a*s and taking names! Join us live when this spectacle of brutality and in-ring athleticism takes place... We assume in the next couple of months or so."The logo fades and we return live, however we find ourselves backstage with Napoleon Weisgarber, who seems ever pleased by the video package. A visibly angry King Kraig approaches.King Kraig: What the hell was that? Napoleon Weisgarber: Oh, that's the video package for our next Pay-Per-View! King Kraig: When the hell was the decision made to call it... that!? Napoleon Weisgarber: Well, you were busy dealing with Chaemo and the office needed something so... King Kraig: I was gone for like, twenty minutes! They made a video package and logo that fast? Napoleon Weisgarber: Technology my friend, technology. Kraig grunts in disbelief and walks off. We cut back to Matthew Werner and Matt Steel at ringside.Matthew Werner: ... I think it's best we just proceed with the show to, in the least, avoid further legal action. Matt Steel: That'd probably be best.  Matthew Werner: Up next is the finals for the WFWF National Championship tournament. Matt Steel: This one's probably going to be a good match. Matthew Werner: I think so too. Matt Steel: Well... then... yeah. “Dance with the Devil” by Breaking Benjamin hits the arena PA system as all arena lights dim down. Suddenly, flames shoot from the ramp, bringing with them the entrance of Trace Demon, who walks through the fire unburned to the slight pop and steady boo of the crowd. [/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] And after a month... Matt Steel:[/Size] Theoretically. I think it was around four. Matthew Werner:[/Size] Whatever the case, the National Champion will be crowned. The arena lights slowly turn into a eerie red glow as Trace begins to make his way down to the ring, a large metal staff bearing a pentagram on its tip in his right hand. As he approaches the ring, Trace abandons the staff and ascends to the ring apron. Perfectly timed flames emerge from the turnbuckles as he does this, each turning off as Trace hits its respective turnbuckle.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Trace Demon has really been one of the more impressive individuals in the past few weeks. Matt Steel:[/Size] He’s looked good, but keep in mind he’s been facing the likes of High Horror and Reckless. Matthew Werner:[/Size] That’s true, with all of their current drama with David Williams which we saw earlier tonight. Matt Steel:[/Size] Yeah, that’s what I meant … The music on the PA system slowly dies out as all arena lights turn to blue and white and begin to circle the entrance stage. The PA kicks in once again, this time playing an instrumental anthem, that of Finland, as out from behind the curtain walks the Finnish Phenom, Saku Salmelainen. The crowd steadily boos him as he salutes them with a Finnish flag held in his hands.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] And then the man who really needs no introduction. Matt Steel:[/Size] And neither did Trace, seeing as how Keri Thames is surprisingly absent. Wasting no time, Saku quickly walks to ringside and deposits his flag at the announcer’s booth. Trace Demon has not taken his eyes off of Saku thus far and the man from Finland seems to be worried by this, not exactly sure how to make a safe entry into the ring.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] I’d be concerned about having to face Trace Demon, too. Matt Steel:[/Size] You’d be concerned with having to face KI3. Matthew Werner:[/Size] What? No sir. I wouldn’t be afraid of KI3 stabbing and robbing me if I saw him with no one else around. Not just because he’s black. Not at all. Casting fate to the wind, Saku finally decides to just get into the ring and get the match underway. He runs at the ring and slides under the bottom rope, only to be met wit hard stomps from his opponent as the ring bell sounds[/Size][/Color] Ding …. Ding…. Ding![/Size][/Color] Trace Demon is doing his best to not let Saku into the match; stomp after stomp to the grounded Saku eventually forces him into a corner and to lean on a ring post. Demon now applies pressure to the head of Saku with his knee before the ref gets in and orders him back.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Trace Demon is just working Saku over right here. Saku now is able to get to his feet and look his opponent in the eye. Trace, however, wastes no time in resuming his attack and immediately charges Saku, taking him down football style and forcing him to the ground once more.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Lawrence Taylor without the cocaine. The technician Trace Demon hits Saku with a few stiff punches before attempting to lock in a headlock. Saku, it seems, is on the defense and is able to slide out of the hold before any damage can be done, and emerging behind Demon. Saku immediately throws himself on Demon, trying to keep him on the ground, hitting him with elbows, knees and any body part capable of causing pain. Demon has other plans, however, and begins to work his way up to his knees, Saku still on his back[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Look at that display of strength. Matt Steel:[/Size] This probably won’t end well for Saku. Demon has now managed to get to his feet, Saku still on his back, now with a sleeper hold locked on. Demon see the opportunity and runs backwards, forcing Saku hard into a corner turnbuckle. Saku is forced to release the hold, and is now leaning against the turnbuckle.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Called that. Demon now charges at Saku, attempting to hit a clothesline, but Saku is able to roll out of the way at the last second. Demon nearly goes into the turnbuckles at full speed, but manages to grab the ropes and stop his momentum before it is too late. Saku, capitalizing on his opponent leaving his back open, rushes in to attempt a German suplex. Demon is caught off guard and is nearly a victim to the maneuver, but instead manages to use his superior size and strength to prevent the suplex.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Again, Trace Demon’s strength gives him the advantage. To shake the hold Demon now hits repeated elbows to the head of Saku. Finally breaking it, Saku stumbles backwards. Demon doesn’t waste a second and quickly locks his arm under Saku’s, before lifting him up and over into a huge T-Bone suplex![/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Remember that episode of Seinfeld where George wants to be called T-Bone? Seinfeld, all seasons available at Best Buy! Demon, trying to get the match over quickly, goes for the cover [/Size][/Color] … 1[/Size][/Color] … … 2[/Size][/Color] … Saku, while caught off guard by the move, is still plenty alive to kick out[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Saku was caught off guard, but he’s still plenty alive to kick out. Demon does not stop the pressure, with Saku still on the ground, he kicks at his opponents legs, clearly trying to him grounded. Eventually, with Saku looking on in pain, Demon moves in a grabs Saku’s legs, trying to lock him into the sharpshooter. Before he can fully complete the move, Saku has scrambled to the ropes however and clutches them for dear life as the ref is forced to break the two up.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Saku just scrambled for dear life. Saku slowly uses the ropes to bring himself to his feet as Trace Demon waits, at the referee’s watch, for him to stand once more. Once he is vertical again, Demon charges once more with the clothesline. Saku, it appears, was strategically taking his time getting to his feet, so to give himself more energy. He ducks the shoulder just at the right time, flipping Trace Demon clear over the ropes and onto the outside[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] He ducks his shoulder just at the right time - Matthew Werner:[/Size] Stop doing that! Demon now writhes in pain on the outside as Saku salutes the jeering crowd on the inside. Eventually, when Trace has got himself up to his knees, Saku uses the ropes to gain momentum and throws himself through the top and middle ropes towards Trace, hitting a gigantic spear that forces both men into the outside fan barricade.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] What a move! Matt Steel:[/Size] It was, but I’m sure it hurt Saku much more then it needed to. The ref makes his way to the outside and begins to survey the situation. Both men are down and appear to be worse for wear. Upon further inspection from the referee, neither man is sufficiently injured to stop the match, and it continues.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] That’s good, because we kinda advertised that we’d be crowning a National Champion tonight. Slowly the two men gather themselves, Saku now on his hands and knees, and Trace leaning on the barricade. Taking a deep breath, Saku pushes himself up with his hand so he rests now on his knees. Trace has also released his barricade and is on his knees. Both men on their knees, Saku throws a punch at Demon, only to be met with one in return. For a moment this punch exchange continues, both wearing each other out.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] This is the type of technical wrestling that’s brought to you only by the WFWF. Finally it is Demon who breaks the trend, hitting Saku with a hard punch to the stomach, causing him to double over. Demon takes advantage of the small break and pulls himself to his feet. Looking down at Saku he begins to hit him with square punches to the forehead. Punch after punch Saku endures, still on his knees, as Trace Demon stands tall above him.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Beat down! Trace Demon soon gets bored with pummeling his opponent and begins to salute the crowd. They respond with mostly boos and few cheers, as Demon returns to Saku, looking down at his battered opponent. Saluting the crowd one more time, Demon uses Saku’s knee to jump up and hit a perfect Enziguiri.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Trace Demon has really been showing his dominance right here. At this, Saku is forced all the way to the ground, rolling around and clutching his head in pain. Demon, a slight demonical smile across his face, pulls Saku up by the hair. He looks at his for a moment, whispers something inaudible into his ear, before thrusting his head between his legs in preparation for Satan’s Drop. Saku, realizing his position, commits a desperation move, pulls out and uses his weight to lift Demon up, and bring him down and forward into a spine buster![/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Great counter by The Finnish Phenom. Matt Steel:[/Size] I’m interested in what Demon whispered into his ear. I’m going to have to guess it was something slightly homoerotic. Matthew Werner:[/Size] What the hell gives you that idea? Matt Steel:[/Size] Just a hunch, relax. It is Demon’s turn to lie on the outside in pain, this time clutching his back. Saku swiftly rolls back into the ring, where he lies, exhausted.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] These two will kill each other for the National Title. Matt Steel:[/Size] Or pin each other for a three count. Soon, Saku is on his feet and Demon has staggered to his knees. Saku reaches to the outside and pulls his opponent back into the ring. Saku, with the upper hand now, locks Demon’s arms in his own, the early stage of the Finnisher![/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] The best move name in the WFWF! Demon smartly pushes forward before the move progresses any further and pushes Saku out of the hold…. And straight into the ref! Knocking him down and out. Turning around, Saku narrowly dodges a shoulder from Demon and pushes him into the turnbuckle[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Fortunate counter for Trace Demon. Matt Steel:[/Size] And the ref’s down. This can’t be good. Demon does not go in hard, however and begins to move towards Saku. It is at this point that someone calls out from behind Saku, causing the Finnish Phenom to turn. The source of the call, is now visible, as Wez Vendetta charges at Saku! Saku, however, has just enough time to move out of the way, as Wez instead hits a spear directly on Trace Demon’s mid section. Not wanting to be caught off guard, Wez quickly turns and runs at Saku, this time not missing, and hitting him with another spear.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Told you. Matthew Werner:[/Size] Wez has just interfered and taken both men out! Matt Steel:[/Size] Expect a suspension from King Kraig in your near future, Wezley. Wez now grabs trace Demon’s arm and drags him over to Saku, throwing it over him and rousing the ref, just in time for the count[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] I bet Trace Demon’s glad he didn’t have to eliminate Wez … … 1[/Size][/Color] … … 2[/Size][/Color] … … 3[/Size][/Color] … Matthew Werner:[/Size] It’s over! And in uh … Matt Steel:[/Size] Non-traditional fashion? Matthew Werner:[/Size] Yeah. Whatever the case Trace Demon is the National Champion. Trace Demon is announced the winner as Wez stands over both fallen competitors, shaking his head. Rolling to the outside, Wez stops to grab the National Championship belt from ringside before receding back up the ramp.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] … Maybe not. Matthew Werner:[/Size] Well, I don’t think he can just take the title. Trace Demon was the one who actually won the match. Matt Steel:[/Size] Possession is nine tenths of the law. Matthew Werner:[/Size] You don’t think this will actually stand do you? Matt Steel:[/Size] Of course not, but for tonight? Party on, Wez.[/Center] |
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Post by Swarm on Jun 30, 2008 20:52:01 GMT -5
Matthew Werner: And on that note, let's get to our next bout. Matt Steel: Word.  Matthew Werner: It’s time for Calvin Lee and Meg to unify the International and Hardcore Championships. Matt Steel: GO WOMEN’S RIGHTS! Matthew Werner: Are you feminist? Matt Steel: What? No... Matthew Werner: Are you blushing? Matt Steel: No... say is it just me or is it hot in here? The light's go out, smoke engulfs the titan tron. A loud mischievous scream hit's the PA system. Bleeding Mascara by Atreyu begins to play as Meg walks out onto the ramp raising the Hardcore Championship above her head.Keri Thames: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a unification match for the WFWF International and Hardcore Championships! Matthew Werner: Here’s Meg! Matt Steel: Also here is a short entrance! Matthew Werner: It sure is. Some people’s entrances are unbelievably huge... Meg poses for a moment, absorbing the noticeably different than usual positive crowd reaction, then quickly makes her way towards the ring.Keri Thames: Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 145 lbs, she is the reigning WFWF Hardcore Champion... Meg! Meg slides in under the bottom rope, then begins stretching in a corner awaiting her opponent. Hot. An electronic yet tribal percussion line suddenly shakes the sound system, the entrance of "Unorthodox Manifesto".Matt Steel: Ok, here we go. This is what we were talking about people. This repeats over several times, the thunderous crash of the music jolting everyone in their seats. Then, at what looks to be the point of sudden and harsh impact, a distortional descent tears through the line, flowing directly into the song itself. Calvin Lee follows and makes his way on to the entrance stage. As he walks down towards the ramp, in true Anointed fashion, gold sparks shoot up from the stage.Keri Thames: And her opponent... weighing in at 245 lbs, the current reigning and defending WFWF International Champion... Calvin Lee! Matthew Werner: How many people do you think realize that Calvin still walks in Anointed fashion? Matt Steel: It all depends on who actually reads the results. Matthew Steel: You make a valid point. After walking to the top of the ramp, he is consumed entirely by the pyrotechnics.The pace of his music suddenly picks up, prompting the sparks to cease fire and Calvin Lee to let out a primal scream and pose on the ramp.He walks down further for a moment, then locks into his pose once more. Following the even sharper turn towards speed of his music, the sparks once again begin to fly, this time lower on the apron.After several moments, the pyro ceases and Calvin Lee runs into the ring.Matt Steel: Are we there yet? Matthew Werner: I think the whole entrance being long joke is far overdone. Upon entry, he scans the area. Moments later, Calvin Lee walks over to the ropes and ascends to the middle turnbuckle. He poses for a brief second. Calvin Lee leaps down from the turnbuckle and prepares for his match.Matthew Werner: Lets get this match underway! Ding! Ding! Ding!Matt Steel: Fight! Calvin immediately rushes towards Meg and they lock up. Calvin, being the bigger person, starts to get a slight upper hand.Matt Steel: This is one of those matches I wish I was in. Matthew Werner: Why? Because there is a women in it? Matt Steel: It’s really the only place where I can claim I was doing my job so the charges get dropped. Calvin pushes Meg into a corner. He starts to fight a little dirty, but suddenly stops. He backs off a bit, and waves Meg to come at him.Matthew Werner: What is he doing? Matt Steel: He doesn’t want to hurt Meg. I hope he doesn’t. PLEASE DON’T HURT HER! Meg comes at him, but Calvin turns it into a quick arm drag. It’s apparent Calvin doesn’t want a rough match now, and this kinda upsets Meg. After getting up from the arm drag Meg runs at Calvin full blast, expecting another arm drag. As predicted, Calvin goes for the move, but Meg reverses!Matthew Werner: What a reversal! Matt Steel: Anyone could have predicted that. Meg whips Calvin right the ropes! Calvin fires off and heads for Meg. Meg jumps up, and sends Calvin Lee flying with a talented looking drop kick! Calvin smashes to the ground. Meg just smiles.Matthew Werner: Only one word will describe that. Matt Steel: Ownage. Meg goes for a the cover but the count is less then two. Meg pulls Calvin into a minor arm lock. Calvin tries to fight out, and slowly prevails. Meg pushes him into the ropes and goes for a quick german suplex! She hits it and goes for another quick cover, but only gets two.Matthew Werner: Close call there! Matt Steel: Although this match seems to just be starting. Meg gets up and pulls Calvin to his feet. She hits him with a punch, but Calvin blocks the punch! He whips Meg into the ropes, and off the rebound he hits her with a small drop kick!Matthew Werner: Calvin has life. Matt Steel: To be fair, Not much has really been done by either person yet. Calvin pulls Meg up, and knees her a couple times in the abs. He then lifts her up and over his head with a quick snap suplex! Calvin gets up and runs at Meg and hits a diving elbow to Meg’s ribs! Calvin goes for a cover, but only gets two!Matthew Werner: Close call there! Calvin gets up and knees Meg, and puts her into position for a power bomb. But Meg fights out of it! She reverses it into a hurricarana! Calvin gets up, and runs at Meg but she goes for a kick, but Calvin catches the leg! However Meg just have planned this, as she swings her other foot around, nailing a HUGE kick to the side of Calvin’s head!Matthew Werner: What a killer shot!! Matt Steel: Rellik!! Matthew Werner: What? Matt Steel: You don’t know Rellik? Matthew Werner: No, that is it? Matt Steel: Killer spelt backwards. Matthew Werner: Oh my. Meg goes for a cover!... 1 ... ... 2 ... Calvin kicks out!Matthew Werner: Meg almost had it there! Matt Steel: What’s happening, Calvin’s had like no offense. Matthew Werner: There must be some explanation. Meg gets Calvin up, and figures that this match should end sooner rather then later. Meg signals for the fall out! She goes to set up Calvin.Matthew Werner: This could be the end! Matt Steel: What an upset this will be! Meg goes to set up Calvin, and suddenly Calvin pulls a quick roll up!... 1 ... ... 2 ... Calvin almost has it! Meg kicks out just in time. Calvin rolls up, and Meg looks surprised.Matthew Werner: I didn’t expect that. Meg runs at Calvin full speed wildly! Calvin grabs her and hit’s a huge power slam! The crowd gives out boos as Calvin smiles and runs for the corner!Matthew Werner: He’s going up top!! Calvin gets up, and goes to jump for a splash, but Meg moves! Calvin goes right into the canvas! Meg is slow to get up as the 10 count starts.Matthew Werner: Wow. Matt Steel: Man, I really wasn’t expecting that. Matthew Werner: I hope they are ok. Matt Steel: Honestly, we’re only talking so it just doesn’t say “one, two, etc.” Matthew Werner: Because who wants to read that? Matt Steel: I think it’s been about 8 seconds now. The ref just gets to eight as both man are up. Meg goes for an attack, but Calvin retreats!Matt Steel: ... What? Calvin is holding his arm in pain! Meg looks confused.Matthew Werner: He’s hurt! Matt Steel: How? Matthew Werner: Must have been from the missed splash! Calvin begs Meg off, and Meg looks at him confused! She doesn’t know what to do. She kinda gives Calvin some room as he gets to his feet, asking for some space. He appears to be in a lot of pain.Matt Steel: This match isn’t over! Matthew Werner: You gotta give him some room to recover when he’s injured. It’s only sportsmanship. Matt Steel: This is why you’d lose in this business. Calvin is right to his feet and the ref asks him where it hurts. He goes to check it. Meg wants to peek in to have a look when suddenly...Matt Steel: What the hell!? Matthew Werner: ROLL UP! ... 1 ... ... 2 ... Matthew Werner: HE HAS THE TIGHTS!! ... 3 ... Ding! Ding! Ding!Matt Steel: Whoa! Matthew Werner: What happened there! Keri Thames: Here is your winner, and now both the WFWF International and WFWF Hardcore Champion, Calvin Lee! Calvin slips out of the ring, with a huge smirk on his face as he walks to the back.Matthew Werner: I don’t think Calvin was ever really hurt! Matt Steel: Once again, who’s the one who wrestled? Matthew Werner: You. Matt Steel: And who was right, again? 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Post by Swarm on Jun 30, 2008 20:52:50 GMT -5
Matthew Werner: ... Well, regardless, it seems there's a situation backstage. Stacy? We cut backstage where Stacy Grey, Microphone in hand, seems to be tailing behind a visibly angry Vinson Evorett.Stacy Grey: Thanks Matthew. I'm back here with Vinson Evorett who seems to be a little frustrated. Evorett stops for a moment and for the first time the gym bag on his shoulder becomes noticeable.Vinson Evorett: Frustrated? Frustrated!? Did you see what happened out there? I had K13 beat but, as usual, the WFWF screwed Vinson Evorett. I'm sick and tired of all the bias and corruption, Stacy. I'm finished here. Evorett storms past Grey, nearly knocking her into the camera, and makes his way towards the exit of the building.Stacy Grey: Well guys, it seems like Vinson Evorett may be finished with the WFWF. I'm Stacy Grey for W... As Grey begins to sign off, a caterer holding a tray passes by.Stacy Grey: Hey, is that shrimp? Oh! Back to ringside... Stacy Grey goes in the direction of the caterer and we cut back to ringside with Matthew Werner and Matt Steel.Matthew Werner: Well, that was interesting. Matt Steel: Sure. Matthew Werner: It looks like it's about time for our WFWF Tag Team Championship match. Matt Steel: Sure.  Matthew Werner: With Burton and Hamilton's inability to co-exist as well as Alex Sean and DGX's disdain for one another, you have to wonder if this match will go as scheduled or if both tag teams will simply explode. Matt Steel: I doubt either team will legitimately explode, Matthew. Matthew Werner: I was speaking in hyperbole. Matt Steel: Oh, right. Matthew Werner: Keri Thames, take it away. Keri Thames: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WFWF Tag Team Championships! The lights in arena go dark as a girl is heard meowing like a cat. The bass line from 0:37 of the song kicks in as the lights come up in a dull pink tone. A sillouhette of a girl posing on her knees with her back arched appears from behind a curtain. As Steven Tyler's voice kicks in the curtain drops and Kat crawls a few feet down the ramp, hair in her face, as the camera focuses on her. She sits on her knees and throws her hair back before slowly getting to her feet.Keri Thames: Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 145 lbs... Kat Hamilton! She walks past the camera that turns around to follow her, she climbs up onto the ring and licks her lips at the camera. Kat leans back against the ropes and does a quick flip backwards into the ring. Following almost instantly, the opening chords to With the Fire blares over the speakers as video clips of riots and destruction play on the big screen. Suddenly, a golden waterfall of pyro pours down, as Kurt Burton emerges, carrying his handy lead pipe to the ring, The pyro dies. He brandishes the pipe at the crowd, and bangs his head.Keri Thames: And her partner, weighing in at 230 lbs... Kurt Burton! He runs to the ring, and he steps through the ropes and throws off his shades and jacket. Kat stands off in the corner stretching and Burton raises his pipe once more. A sudden record scratch is heard and the immense, opening power chord of "Pray" blasts throughout the arena. This cues the lighting, pulsing with blinding brightness at the power chord and slowly fading to reveal Alex Sean standing at the top of the ramp.Keri Thames: And their opponents. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 235 lbs and hailing from Baltimore, Maryland... Alex Sean! Sean stands momentarily observing the crowd until the second power chord and bright flash hit. Sean walks down the ramp in a hurried pace, quickly making it to the ring steps. He enters the ring, once again gesturing to the crowd, then leans against the close, right turnbuckle awaiting his partner, and he gets comfortable because he knows his partners frankly asinine policy on his entrance. The gentle opening strumming of "Imperium" takes the soundwaves as the lights extinguish. The crowd's attention is diverted to the video screen, where several shots of the Los Angeles skyline fade into one another. As the music begins to pick up, the images on the screen do as well leading to an enormous blast of pyrotechnics on the stage!Matthew Werner: It's a good thing we have a larger budget for Pay-Per-Views. The heavy riffs begin to pick up leading into the opening lyrics of the song as DGX appears on stage with his back to the crowd raising his arms out in a crucifix pose as the crowd roars. DGX turns to face the men in the ring and then leisurely begins to stroll down the ramp taunting the fans.Keri Keri Thames: And his partner, weighing in at 225 lbs, hailing from Hollywood, California... DGX! DGX finally gets to the back of the aisle as the song plays on, as Alex Sean stares holes into his tag team partner as DGX heedless of the glare leisurely strolls up the steps and leans back against the ropes standing on the apron, hooking his arms into the top rope before entering the ring and walking right past Sean and Burton/Hamilton to the middle of the ring with a spotlight shone on him. He raises his arms in victory with a big smirk of self satisfaction before discarding the vest he wore to the ring and meeting up with Sean in the corner and the holds his hands out as his music cuts before saying a couple of words to Sean. Sean looks skeptical and disinterested but nods and puts out his right fish on his left palm as D assumes the same stance as the two have setup a game of rock, paper, scissors.Matthew Werner: You'd think two men as experienced as Alex Sean and DGX could come to even the smallest agreement such as who tags in first without a game of rocks, papers, scissors. Matt Steel: Perhaps, but let's not kid ourselves. It really is the ultimate test of human wit and technique. The two men go through the motions, Sean comes out with rock, D comes out with scissors but shifts his hand position.DGX: Oh snake! Snake bites rock...I win! D taps Sean's fist with his two fingers and Sean rolls his eyes before leaving for the apron.Matthew Werner: It seems like Alex Sean is not entirely up to arguing with DGX at the moment. Matt Steel: Well not for nothing but they do have a Tag Team Championship match to focus on. On the other side Kat and Burton have been arguing but finally it appears Kat has her say and Burton gets on the ring apron. The bells rings as this contest for the tag team titles is underway!Matthew Werner: And it looks like we're good to go. Ding! Ding! Ding!Matt Steel: Let's do it. DGX smirks at Kat and walks to the middles of the ring circling like a vulture as Kat stares focused at her opponent. DGX's smirk grows and get steps to the middle of the ring and reaches up with his left hand inviting Kat for a test of strength. She cautiously approaches this and reaches up but DGX switches hands on her. Annoyed she adjusts her own arms to match the position and DGX changes again, before beginning to mock dance with a grin as the crowd partially jeers and partially laughs.Matthew Werner: DGX taking women's rights back a few decades. Kat gets pissed and lashes out at DGX with forearm shivers to the face. DGX takes a few steps back and finds himself in the corner before Kat Irish whips him into the opposite corner. She follows him in and leaps up on him before hitting a monkey flip sending him airborne! DGX lands on his back and springs up but Kat is there to grab him be the head and leap up springing off the top rope and planting him with a bulldog. DGX rolls away out of instinct dazes as Kat gets up and exits the ring climbing to the top turnbuckle.Matt Steel: I think DGX is probably taking her serious now. Matthew Werner: If not this could be a short match. DGX gets to his feet and turn only to be taken right back down by a missle dropkick. DGX rolls away again and gets back to his feet and goes right for Kat but she's waiting for him and drops to her knees dazing him with a jaw jacker. DGX snaps back and falls to his ass off this and lands sitting in the corner and Kat smirks and wastes no time before racing at him and hitting her bronco buster on him in the corner.Matthew Werner: That's just... Matt Steel: Awful. Totally. Matthew Werner: Uh, yeah. Kat gets off DGX who is more embarrassed than hurt as she creates distance from DGX who crawls to the middle of the ring trying to recover to his feet but Kat's already on the move. She races around the perimeter and leaps hitting the middle rope close to DGX and looks to be going for a springboard crossbody however amazingly DGX though not even completely to his feet yet manages an awkward leap and dropkicks Kat right out of the air.Matthew Werner: Great counter by DGX. Matt Steel: Let's see if he can keep up the momentum. DGX gets to his feet as Kat is writhing on the mat trying to get her air back as DGX plants and measures her waiting. Kat manages to get to her feet and DGX scoops her up and turns one hundred eighty degrees planting her hard to the mat with a Double A version spinebuster. DGX gets to his feet and quickly drops a elbow across Kat's sternum, before getting to his feet and sneering down at her. DGX grabs her hair and pulls her to her feet...Matthew Werner: This is turning into the first fifteen minutes of "The Accused". Matt Steel: Ouch. Kat tries to break free with shots to DGX's solid abdominal muscles but that doesn't pan out well as DGX simple pulls Kat to her feet and then sends her to her ass with a hard open hand slap across the face. DGX moves Kat roughly into a neutral corner before winding up and lighting her up with a brutal knife edge chop that echoes punishingly throughout the arena. Kat begins to bring the hard right hands to fight out of the corner but DGX cuts that off by putting his weight into a knee to the gut that takes the fight out of her momentarily.Matthew Werner: DGX is really laying it in here, it almost seems like he has something to prove after that onslaught by Hamilton at the beginning. Matt Steel: I'll tell you straight, there's nothing more embarassing than being outwrestled by a woman. DGX takes hold of Kat's hair and the waist of her jeans and throws her hard at her corner sending her skittering across the ring to her hands and knees in front of Burton. DGX points at him.Matt Steel: And it seems like DGX wants Burton. Matthew Werner: But not in a gay way. Matt Steel: Probably. Burton doesn't allow Kat to make that decision and tags her himself coming into the match. DGX looks focused and like he's moving to meet Burton in the middle of the ring when abruptly DGX turns completely around and tags in Sean. Sean looks at DGX and DGX points to Burton and then gets on the apron.Matthew Werner: What a bizarre move. Matt Steel: I think Sean's a little taken aback by it as well. Sean comes in and he and Burton circle before locking up in the middle of the ring. Sean weight a little more and begins to force Burton back but Burton breaks the lock up. The two men walk a little more and then crash into a lockup again and again Burton withdraws, drawing a look of annoyance from Sean. The move to lockup again but Burton sneaks in a boot to the gut and then clubs down on Sean's back before moving into the side of him and hitting a back body drop.Matthew Werner: Good move by Burton. Matt Steel: Think that covers our job? Matthew Werner: Yeah. Burton stomps on Sean a couple of times and Sean gets up despite this and Burton moves him to the ropes and delivers an Irish whip which Sean reverses and attempts an hip toss upon Burton's return but Burton blocks and switches position looking for hip toss of his ownMatthew Werner: Burton's really taking the advantage here. Matt Steel: Yeah, Sean's wrestling like a homeless man. Matthew Werner: Cough Yeah... heh... Okay I'll level, I'm blank. I have nothing for the middle-end part of the match so I'm not going to try to force it. Furious back and forth action with DGX and Sean getting more and more fluid albeit it argueing the whole time about irrelevant details. Burton gets isolated for a long time and as he tries to make tags to Kat DGX frustrates by illegally interjecting himself to stop it from happening. Finally Kat has enough, snaps, gets into the ring and attacks DGX after DGX Germans Burton off a blind tag to Sean to keep him away from Kat as Sean who just missed a major move is in no positions to stop it.Matthew Werner: Boy that was intense! Matt Steel: Yeah, I'd really hate to have missed the last ten minutes of this match! Matthew Werner: I know! Kat kicks DGX in the gut and runs at the ropes and races at D and looks to hit a running enzigiri but DGX ducks his head and hits the mat as Kat's foot sails harmlessly overhead and she hits the mat awkwardly chest first. DGX waits for Kat to get up which doesn't take long before scooping her up like the beginnings of an Alabama Slam...Matthew Werner: Not the worst position to be in with Kat Hamilton. Matt Steel: Not at all. Kat struggles and struggles as DGX staggers with the writhing woman up on his shoulders before DGX finally unceremoniously dumps Kat to the outside over the top rope sending her crashing to a heap outside. DGX turns and sees Burton trying to get up with Sean trying to rise to his feet as well however Sean is between Burton and DGX. DGX begins to stomp his foot signalling the end...Matthew Werner: Uh, what is DGX doing here? Matt Steel: Sean might want to... Burton is to one knee with his back to DGX and Sean. Sean is just unsteadily to his feet still unawares of the tag DGX got on him earlier. DGX continues to stomp, his gaze locked in the direction of the two men and as Sean gets to his feet and turns to look at the source of the stomping DGX takes off out of the corner. Sean's eyes get wide as saucers and he barely hits the deck as DGX comes barreling out of the corner as Burton turns around and takes the Breakdown right in the face!Matthew Werner: What was that all about? Matt Steel: I believe Sean is asking himself that same question. DGX falls into the cover as Sean looks at the pinfall incredulously...Matthew Werner: Regardless, DGX's got this! ... 1 ... ... 2 ... ... 3 ... Matt Steel: And it's finished! Ding! Ding! Ding!Keri Thames: Here are your winners and new WFWF World Tag Team Champions... DGX and Alex Sean! The bells rings as "Imperium" plays. DGX gets to his knees and throws up both his hands roaring in triumph.Matthew Werner: What a moment for these guys... Well, DGX at least. The referee hands DGX a title but DGX takes both of them and stands up with a chesire grin and raises both the titles triumphantly. He turns to Sean with a smile and nods to him and holds out a title to him but Sean snatches the title from D's hands and gets in his face as "Imperium" cuts and Sean gets in D's face.Matthew Werner: I think this situation is about to go nuclear. Alex Sean: What the hell was that?! DGX: Well...that was us winning the tag team titles...I'm not... Alex Sean: What the hell was with the Breakdown you almost hit me with?! DGX: It's called moving. I kind of figured since I was stomping the mat you'd be aware I was about to let a kick go and might, for instance, avoid it. This obviously does not sit well as an explanation for Sean not to mention D's patronizingly sarcastic delivery. Sean gets in DGX's face argueing and DGX looks off to the side before talking back as both men are getting more and more heated and heated. Finally D holds up both his hands...DGX: Fine. Whatever, I don't need this ****. I'm going to celebrate you can stay here or go find someone else to argue with, I don't need this! DGX shakes his head in irritation and exits the ring as Sean stands in the ring holding his title hollering after DGX. DGX starts to head up the ramp when seemingly the entire power in the building goes out. The crowd reverts to a confused, near-silence until the lights come back on. As they return, however, it becomes clear that standing behind Alex Sean is Reverend Shadow!Matthew Werner: That's Reverend Shadow! Matt Steel: Sh*t's about to go down! Before Sean can even address the situation, Shadow assaults him with a flurry of fists, knees, elbows, anything he can throw at him. Shadow grabs Sean and whips him off the ropes then runs the opposite ropes. As they meet in the center, Reverend Shadow hits Sean with his new finisher The Revelation, a Big Boot where he brings the foot down as the guy falls and turns it into a stomp! It's at this moment it becomes noticeable that DGX has been on the ramp the entire time and chosen not to help, instead walking back to the locker room.Matthew Werner: This is insane! Shadow exits the ring and grabs a steel chair from ringside, but before he can get back in a mass of security and officials run in and restrain him. 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Post by Swarm on Jun 30, 2008 20:53:04 GMT -5
Matthew Werner: [/Size] And now folks, it is time for your main event.  Matthew Werner:[/Size] Going into this match I think it's safe to say EBR has the momentum, but who will ultimately pull out the victory... I don't know. Matt Steel:[/Size] Guess there's only one way to find out. The entire arena goes black, then the cracks of Thunder and Lightning, along with the violin starts to fill the speakers and it abruptly stops. The arena lights come on, but the tron lights flicker with the beats of Miseria Cantere.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] And we're set to go! Matt Steel:[/Size] Apparently. Yukio Blaze comes out after a few seconds, with the crowd completely behind him. Yukio walks halfway down the ramp, following with him dropping to one knee to look over the crowd and say his prayers. Yukio kips up, then slides under the ring ropes, followed by him kipping up once again in the center of the ring as he crosses his arms and gestures devil horns with his right hand, while having his left fist clinched, as the song stops on, "YOU ARE NOW, ONE OF US". Yukio adjusts his tape on his hands as he waits for his opponent.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Yukio of course is joined by his family in the crowd. Yukio’s family is shown. I didn’t feel like having to edit his entrance. Word.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Well, it must be awfully disappointing for them if he loses. Matthew Werner:[/Size] I hear Yukio had to actually pay for those tickets. Matt Steel:[/Size] I’m just happy to know there’s people who actually care about Yukio Blaze. "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour begins to play. As the cash register sound ends and the music begins, Thunder walks towards the ring. He reaches the apron and climbs the turnbuckle, taunting the fans, and notably Yukio’s family. Yukio immediately approaches Thunder, shouting as the referee separates both men before the match even begins. It sure is heated up in this place.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Really goes to show you the type of person Thunder is. Matt Steel:[/Size] I’m sure Yukio would prefer this to being thrown off a balcony again. Thunder looks at Yukio’s mom.[/Size][/Color] Thunder:[/Size][/Color] I will destroy your son. Matt Steel:[/Size] Thunder apparently has become Ivan Drago or something of that nature. Matthew Werner:[/Size] At least he didn’t make any ‘Yo Mama jokes. Matt Steel:[/Size] This has been an incredibly strange start to the match. This is what happens when I get a request and just read off whatever was given to me. I’m kind of a douche bag like that. Sorry, Yukio.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Fairly classy to apologize. Matthew Werner:[/Size] I thought so. Dramatically the lighting dims to a near darkness as initially four taps of a drum are heard. As the intro to EPMD’s “Out of Business” album begins the crowd stirs, and shortly thereafter a sampled and remixed Rocky theme blasts throughout the arena.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Two Rocky mentions and the match hasn’t even started yet. A little concerning. Selfishly keeping the entire show waiting, EBR proceeds through the curtains after several moments. A mixed, but mostly hasty reaction is followed as he confidently strolls down the entrance ramp, Heavyweight Title slung over his shoulder.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Shockingly it doesn’t look like the fans are completely on EBR’s side. They seem to be rooting for Yukio. Matt Steel:[/Size] That’s probably just his family. Maybe they should throw them some EBR shirts or something. Get them on the right side. As he reaches the ring apron he momentarily stops and begins to observe the crowd and his various surroundings. At this time the lyrics finally begin and EBR descends the ring steps, and as he reaches his destination he steps through the second and third rope. He climbs the turnbuckle from the inside and looks on towards the crowd, and with the Heavyweight Title accompanying him, attempts to create the illusion of some type of epic appearance.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] I can’t help but feel that hold out really affected the connection the fans had to EBR. Matt Steel:[/Size] That’s ridiculous. EBR represents America. For them to not show their support for him really just makes me question the patriotic values of this country. He simply hopes off the turnbuckles and remains in his corner as the music gradually fades out and the lights gradually resume to their normal settings. All three stand in opposite corners as Keri Thames enters.[/Size][/Color] Keri Thames:[/Size] The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the World Heavyweight Championship! Obligatory crowd pop[/Size][/Color] Introducing first, weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds and standing at five feet and eleven inches, his current residence unknown. I can’t find that in your bio, Yukio.[/Size][/Color] Keri Thames:[/Size] He is a former Tag Team, Hardcore, and International Champion … Yukio Blaze! The crowd cheers.[/Size][/Color] Keri Thames:[/Size] And the second challenger … weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds and standing at six feet and one inch … he also does not list where he’s from … Seriously guys, wtf?[/Size][/Color] Keri Thames:[/Size] He is a Grandslam Champion and is “The Best Wrestler Money Can Buy” … Matt Steel:[/Size] Which explains why he’s challenging for the title instead of defending it? Keri Thames:[/Size] Thuuuuuuuundah! Thuuuuuuuuundah![/Size][/Color] Keri Thames:[/Size] And finally … Matt Steel:[/Size] Quiet up. Matthew Werner:[/Size] Wasn’t saying anything … Keri Thames:[/Size] Weighing in at two hundred and forty five pounds and standing at six feet and three inches … currently residing in Detroit, Michigan … he is a member of the WFWF Hall of Fame and is the current World Heavyweight Champion of the world … E … B … R! EBR raises the belt to another mixed and unfulfilling reaction. It’s handed to the time keeper as Keri Thames exits the ring. And we’re underway.[/Size][/Color] Ding! Ding! Ding![/Size][/Color] See? All three men stand in the ring until Yukio rushes at Thunder and mauls him with an assault of forearms. EBR shrugs and leans against the corner.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] It’s really no surprise that Yukio Blaze would want to get revenge against Thunder here. I expect that to continue for the duration of the match. Matt Steel:[/Size] And it’s perfectly understandable, but I have to question that method when there’s another guy in the ring with you. Bringing Thunder up Yukio Blaze kicks him in the gut and applies a front-face lock, to which Thunder responds by pushing Yukio into the turnbuckles. He quickly grabs a hold of Yukio’s face and strikes with several right hands to Yukio’s head. Before the referee can break this up Yukio swipes his arms and breaks the grip, before quickly he performs a Super-Kick to Thunder’s jaw. Talk about rushing into signature moves because of pure laziness, but whatever no one’s probably reading this.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Pessimistic, man. The force sends Thunder staggering backwards, and conveniently into a roll-up by EBR.[/Size][/Color] … 1[/Size][/Color] … … 2[/Size][/Color] … Thunder kicks out as Yukio shoves EBR off. Yeah, it just wasn’t meant to be. Maybe next time. Yukio gets into EBR’s face, but before anything can come from it Thunder hooks Yukio and performs a German Suplex. Is that in Thunder’s move list? I think so, but I’m not positive. I have no desire to go back into their bios.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] And thus far you look to be right with your theory that this might not be the best time to attempt to extract revenge against Thunder if you’re Yukio Blaze. Matt Steel:[/Size] You really have to keep your head on a swivel in this type of match. If you’re just focusing on one opponent then good luck, but odds are you’re not going to win. Immediately after Thunder performs the move he props back up to his feet, only to be sent back down with a running knee to his jaw by EBR.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] … And I should point out it’s probably even riskier if the man you’re not paying attention to happens to be EBR. Matthew Werner:[/Size] Thought in all fairness this match has just begun. Matt Steel:[/Size] Yes, but EBR’s competed in the XWA so he has the advantage. Matthew Werner:[/Size] I really, honestly, do not see how. With Yukio now rising to his feet EBR measures him up before spinning and connecting with a Discus Lariat. Yukio’s back down and EBR goes for the pin.[/Size][/Color] … 1[/Size][/Color] … … 2[/Size][/Color] … Yukio muscles his shoulder up.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] EBR is, of course, dedicating this match to the memory of his deceased partner CBT. You may want to bring up Yukio’s family being in attendance, but EBR’s win would be more gratifying for all watching … probably for Yukio’s family as well. Matthew Werner:[/Size] I have to question EBR’s motives behind that. I worked on that documentary with EBR and apparently I’m the only person who remembers that EBR didn’t have a whole lot of good things to say about CBT, not to mention their subsequent falling out which ultimately ended with EBR beating him at Survival of the Fittest and watching him get destroyed at Scars & Stripes. I just really don’t see where this sudden respect for CBT came from. Matt Steel:[/Size] You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Thunder runs into the ring hits EBR with an Ace Crusher. Yeah. This type of thing happens in these types of matches. Just a bunch of random moves. Not that I’m disinterested. No sir. The momentum sends EBR up to his feet, back towards Thunder. Thunder grabs EBR’s shoulders just as Yukio rises and does the same to Thunder. Simultaneously a Lung Blower is performed by Thunder onto EBR while the same is performed on Thunder by Yukio Blaze![/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] The effects of a triple threat match right there with Yukio, currently, being the man on top. Not surprising after Yukio’s comments on WFWF.com just earlier about how he’s a metaphorical Grandslam Champion. Matt Steel:[/Size] As opposed to Thunder, who as Keri Thames pointed out, is just an actual Grandslam Champion. With his opponents down Yukio descends the turnbuckles and performs a Double Jump Moonsault onto both of his opponents. Nifty. He pins Thunder because he’s closest. There’s a method behind his madness.[/Size][/Color] … 1[/Size][/Color] … … 2[/Size][/Color] … Thunder kicks out. That’s how he rolls. At this moment Yukio catches EBR rising to his feet. He attempts a Double Underhook Backbreaker on the Heavyweight Champion but EBR’s able to scout it and prevent Yukio from lifting him. He breaks free and forearms Yukio in the face. He backs into the ropes and grabs Yukio’s arm, floating over his back and landing in front of him. He swiftly kicks Yukio in the gut and performs an expertly timed Float-Over Rocker Dropper. I’d call it “The Line” by Mason Dixon but THREE Rocky references? A little much. And it’s a crappy move name. Anyways, awesome visual if you can follow my explanation. If not, no big deal. We’ll both move on.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] EBR’s looking sharp, I will admit that. Matt Steel:[/Size] Arguably no one has been better than EBR since he won the Scars & Stripes Battle Royal. The fact that he holds the Heavyweight Championship really just reiterates that point, so to even try and argue against me is arguing against statistics. Matthew Werner:[/Size] Anything else? Matt Steel:[/Size] And science. Probably be arguing against science too. Matthew Werner:[/Size] I feel I'm obliged to point out in his pre-match press conference EBR went as far as to guarantee to win here tonight. A strange thing for someone to say when he formally condemned that act. Matt Steel:[/Size] Only if you don't win, Matthew. If he wins he'll become the WFWF's version of Joe Namath. They still talk about Superbowl III, you know. EBR rises to his feet, leaning into the ring ropes hoping to hear the admiration from the fans. Sadly for him it never comes as again, he receives a mixed reaction.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] This is worse then the high gas prices. America is going down the drain. Matthew Werner:[/Size] What does he expect? That he can win a title, hold-out for more money, and still have the fans on his side? Matt Steel:[/Size] Matthew, yes. America is built on those principles. Taken back EBR is quickly defensive, shouting back at any of these pesky and rebellious fans. Meanwhile, Thunder performs a T-Bone Suplex on Yukio, bridging up in the process for the pin attempt.[/Size][/Color] … 1[/Size][/Color] … … 2[/Size][/Color] … EBR’s attention is returned to the match, but he doesn’t even need to break it up as Yukio kicks out. Good job.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] It almost seemed as if EBR cared more about the fans reaction to him then the actual match. Matt Steel:[/Size] He was startled. It’s like bizarro world right now. What’s next? Is Yukio actually gonna win this? Out of the blue Yukio rolls up Thunder in a small package.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Gah! … 1[/Size][/Color] … EBR kicks Yukio in the head, breaking it up.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] … That made a lot of sense, actually. Opportunistically Thunder punches EBR in the gut, forcing him to buckle over before hooking his head and dropping him face first into the mat with a DDT.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] This is quite the back and forth match. Matt Steel:[/Size] Like a teeter totter. With EBR down, Thunder’s quick to grab a rising Yukio’s arm and perform a Short-Arm Clothesline. He brings Yukio back up and sets him on the top rope. Uh oh![/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] There’s obviously no love lost between EBR and Thunder but I’d be willing to bet that Thunder would love to pin Yukio to win the title in this match, just to add some salt to the wound. Matt Steel:[/Size] And I’m sure vice versa. And that’s logical because Yukio seems to win most of his titles from Thunder anyways. Thunder climbs onto the second rope and attempts a Superplex but Yukio fights off with fists to his gut. That’s the logical thing to do in this situation.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Yukio fighting for everything he’s got right here. Matt Steel:[/Size] Don’t want to make those tickets an embarrassing waste of money. Before anything can happen EBR pounds Thunder in the back before throwing him off the top rope. This brief period gives Yukio time to gather a strategy, and perhaps foolishly EBR descends the turnbuckles. Before he can do anything he’s quickly grabbed by Yukio, who dives off the top rope with the Trail Blazer!![/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Great move by Yukio Blaze! He wasn’t even originally scheduled for this title match and he could win it right here in front of his family! Could this be destiny!? Could it!? Why is it when I actually try to write something seriously it looks incredibly goofy? Woe is me.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Word. Yukio attempts to collect his thoughts from the impact and looks for the pin, but he’s grabbed by Thunder who applies the Cobra Clutch![/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Thunder has him! Cobra Clutch! Seriously, now it just feels like I’m repeating myself no reason. Whatever. With the hold applied Thunder and Yukio waddle around the ring, the latter beginning to fade from consciousness. Yukio desperately reaches out towards the ring ropes, only to be pulled back from Thunder.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Thunder perfectly capitalized on the situation. Matthew Werner:[/Size] Well Thunder is certainly an expert on capitalism! Cue the canned laughter.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] I don’t know how much longer Yukio can survive in this. He’s been in this hold for several moments now. Indeed he has. Just as Thunder backs into the middle of the ring brings himself down in an attempt to ground Yukio and finish him off, the back of his head is met with EBR’s knee! The force sends both men back up, to which EBR replies with a vicious punch to the back of Thunder’s skull.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Thunder may be knocked out, possibly concussed with those two shots! Dazed, the hold is broken as EBR grabs Thunder and throws him over the top rope. Most likely already out of it Yukio falls backwards, conveniently on EBR’s shoulders who then lifts him into a Torture Rack.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] EBR looking to end it right here! It doesn’t take long before EBR impales Yukio skull first into the canvas, completing his finishing move narcissistically known as “The EBR”. Wisely looking outside of the ring he spots a still dazed Thunder trying to rise to his feet before he pins Yukio, keeping his eyes on Thunder the entire time.[/Size][/Color] … 1[/Size][/Color] … … 2[/Size][/Color] … … 3[/Size][/Color] … Ding! Ding! Ding![/Size][/Color] Thunder rolls into the ring, unfortunately for him too late. The intro to EPMD’s “Out of Business” plays as EBR rolls out of the ring, his arm held in triumph by the referee as he’s handed his title.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] EBR gets the win here in what was really a valiant effort by both Thunder and Yukio Blaze. Matt Steel:[/Size] And it essentially ends just as it began; neither Thunder or Yukio accounting for EBR. And in a surprise to no one, it cost them. Matthew Werner:[/Size] I don’t know if that’s really a fair summary of what happened. Matt Steel:[/Size] … Who was the actual wrestler here? And in the XWA, no less? Matthew Werner:[/Size] I’m not even gonna argue … Matt Steel:[/Size] Damn straight. A light rain begins to drop as Thunder rises to his feet, watching EBR on the outside of the ring as the fans give another mixed reaction.[/Size][/Color] Matthew Werner:[/Size] Convenient that the match ended when it did. Dunno how safe it’d be to wrestle outside in the rain. Matt Steel:[/Size] It’s refreshing and symbolic. It’s like EBR took the Nestea plunge. The camera shows the downed Yukio Blaze and then his family, disappointed.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] Not your night, Yukes. EBR stands on the guardrail, holding up his title as an American flag is randomly set behind him. Thunder simply watches, piercing a stare towards EBR which goes unnoticed by the World Heavyweight Champion.[/Size][/Color] Matt Steel:[/Size] And EBR backs up his guarantee. Two PPVs in a row that end with a great, historical moment. Matthew Werner:[/Size] I dunno if I'd go that far ... either way this concludes the first ever King Kraig Pay-Per-View. Matt Steel:[/Size] Nice plug. Matthew Werner:[/Size] It’s what my card says. For Matt Steel I’m Matthew Werner, good night. We conclude with the image of EBR, victorious in front of a blowing American flag. God bless America.[/Size][/Color] [/Center] |
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Post by Swarm on Jun 30, 2008 20:53:27 GMT -5
Well there you go guys. The Tag Title Match will be in there soon, promise.  |
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Calvin
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Post by Calvin on Jun 30, 2008 22:39:54 GMT -5
awesome crap. A really good show for sure... I actually read most of it And usually I just skim the matches.. so an up there!
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Post by Kyzer on Jun 30, 2008 22:49:55 GMT -5
Pretty interesting crap. It was definitely entertaining.
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Post by recklessmatten on Jul 1, 2008 4:45:44 GMT -5
Nice to see something I wrote up there (Part of the Williams Segment)
Great show, liked the part about the next PPV, Interesting choice for a PPV Name, but it doesnt beat Attack Of The Little Green Men
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Yukio Blaze
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Post by Yukio Blaze on Jul 1, 2008 9:49:24 GMT -5
I do jobs right and no one can deny that !!
Nice results, sans the tag title match as its not up, but it is nice to see Trace with the National Title as he has come a long ways.
Good work everyone and Spanish Inquisition, here we come.
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Post by jesterslaugh on Jul 1, 2008 9:51:35 GMT -5
Very enjoyable results.
Only one gripe is whoever wrote EBR's match *Like I don't know who it was* kept writing descends the turnbuckle and such when they should of written ascends. Really my only gripe.
Yah that is right I read them that well. Suck It.
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Post by zombiesx on Jul 1, 2008 13:06:57 GMT -5
Very nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Swarm on Jul 1, 2008 17:56:48 GMT -5
Tag Title match is up.
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Post by sonstuds on Jul 1, 2008 18:38:55 GMT -5
Very enjoyable results. Only one gripe is whoever wrote EBR's match *Like I don't know who it was* kept writing descends the turnbuckle and such when they should of written ascends. Really my only gripe. Yah that is right I read them that well. Suck It. From now on I will never vote for you to win any match.  |
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Post by jesterslaugh on Jul 1, 2008 20:06:49 GMT -5
Very enjoyable results. Only one gripe is whoever wrote EBR's match *Like I don't know who it was* kept writing descends the turnbuckle and such when they should of written ascends. Really my only gripe. Yah that is right I read them that well. Suck It. From now on I will never vote for you to win any match. If that is the price I pay for correct syntax, it is worth it. ;D |
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