Post by Zeke on Jul 13, 2008 11:00:52 GMT -5
WWE Raw
(Michael Cole)
Welcome everyone to Monday night Raw. I am Michael Cole along side me is WWE Hall Of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler.
(Jerry Lawler)
You don't have to tell every one I'm a hall of famer Cole.
(Michael Cole)
I know but everyone should know.
(Jerry Lawler)
You are a suck up.
John Morrison made his way to the ring.
(John Morrison)
Last week I had the opportunity to face the WWE Champion at Backlash. I lost that chance because or a a has been Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels made his way to the ring.
(Shawn Michaels)
Sorry but I did what was needed to do. Super kicking your jaw shut.
(John Morrison)
Funny thing is that..
Morrison hit Michaels. Michaels & Morrison began trading punches. Michaels had control of the brawl. Until SmackDown's Miz & one halve of the Tag Team Champions came down and helped his partner Morrison take Michaels to the floor. Suddenly Chris Jericho ran down to the ring with a chair. Jericho layed out both the Miz & Morrison with the chair.
Zeke Roscoe made his way to the ring.
(Zeke Roscoe)
Well as the Miz & Morrison want to fight with Michaels, Michaels you will team up with Jericho to face both the Miz & Morrison for the Tag Team Championship at Backlash. Another thing please welcome you new Raw GM.
Jerry Lawler's theme music played.
(Jerry Lawler)
Wow Cole I'm the new Raw GM.
(Michael Cole)
Well done King.
Jerry Lawler lefted the announce table and made his way to the ring.
(Jerry Lawler)
Thank you Mr. Roscoe or?
(Zeke Roscoe)
Just call me Zeke, your first thing to decide is who would you like to take your old announcers spot?
(Jerry Lawler)
Well let me think it can be Tazz.
Tazz made his way onto the stage and joined Michael Cole at the announce table.
(Zeke Roscoe)
I know you will do a great job.
Zeke Roscoe lefted the ring and stage.
(Jerry Lawler)
Tonight it will be the WWE Champion Triple H vs Shad.
Jerry Lawler lefted the ring.
ECW Championship
Extreme Rules
Kane (Champion) vs Jamie Noble.
The match started with Noble getting a load of strikes onto Kane. Kane pushed Noble away. Noble rolled out of the ring. Kane slowly followed. Noble hit Kane with a chair from under the ring. Kane hardly felt the shot. Noble hit Kane again with it. Kane was starting to stagger. Noble hit Kane once again with the chair. Kane fell to the floor. Noble entered the ring and climbed the turnbuckle. Noble waited for Kane to get up. When Kane got up. Noble hit a front flip hitting Kane with his back. Noble went for the pin (1..2). Kane kicked out. Noble pulled Kane to his feet. Noble hit a chop on Kane. Kane then upper cutted Noble to the floor. Kane pulled Noble up by the throat. Kane choke slammed Noble for the pin.
"The winner of the match and still the ECW Champion Kane"
Suddenly Mick Foley ran down to the ring. Foley picked up the chair outside of the ring. Then he hit Kane with it multiple times. Foley pulled out a microphone from ring side.
(Mick Foley)
Right this is a Extreme Belt which should always be defended in Extreme rules. I am the most extreme wrestler in the world. So Kane I challenge you to a Extreme rules match at Backlash for the ECW Championship.
(Tazz)
Wow, Kane vs Mick Foley at Backlash in a Extreme Rules match for the ECW Championship.
(Michael Cole)
Three great title match's from the Raw side of Backlash.
(Tazz)
This one will be off the hook.
JBL is backstage with Shad.
(JBL)
Right Shad, all I have to say is beat Triple H tonight, like I will at Backlash.
Shad chuckled to himself as JBL had a big cheesy smile on his face.
Umaga & Snitsky vs the Highlanders, Funaki, Shannon Moore & Jimmy Wang Yang.
Match was short but was funny watching Umaga destroying his 5 opponents. Snitsky made a blind tag. Snitsky was whipping both Highlanders & Wang Yang into the ring post and ran at them full force with a shoulder. Umaga jumped into the ring and super kicked Moore in the face. Snitsky hit a pump handle slam onto Funaki. One of the Highlanders was hit with the Samoan spike by Umaga. Umaga & Snitsky won.
"The winners of the match Umaga & Snitksy"
(Tazz)
What a destructive 2 man team.
(Michael Cole)
Ha look at them now.
Umaga & Snitsky were grunting at each other. Snitsky stuck his hand up for a high five. Snitsky was staring at Snitsky like "What the f***". Umaga starts ramming his thumb into Snitsky's hand. They both smiled in a sick manner to each other.
(Tazz)
I think they wanna be friends.
(Michael Cole)
Imagen if they actually became at Tag Team, they would certainly be top contenders for the Tag Team belts.
(Tazz)
Look what they did to a team of 5 people. Think about a 2 on 2 match.
(Michael Cole)
I don't even wanna think that.
The Miz & John Morrison were backstage with their Tag Team Championships on their shoulders.
(John Morrison)
Hi I'm John Morrison & welcome to the dirt sheet, When I play a game of connect four, I can win in 3 turns.
(The Miz)
And I'm your chick magnet the Miz.
(John Morrison)
As you know the draft happened a couple of weeks ago, teams have been split up and new one shall be formed.
(The Miz)
Yeah like us.
(John Morrison)
Shut up! I'm on Raw and I was one of the 20 draft picks, you Miz didn't get drafted, but the matter of the fact who can we defend our Tag Team gold on this brand against?
(The Miz)
Shannon Moore & Jimmy Wang Yang?
(John Morrison)
Beat them.
(The Miz)
Hawkins & Ryder?
(John Morrison)
Beat them.
(The Miz)
The Highlanders?
(John Morrison)
There Scottish enough said.
(The Miz)
Yeah I feel sorry for them.
(John Morrison)
I don't even know which ones which.
(The Miz)
Same here but what about our opponents for Backlash?
(John Morrison)
Well Jericho hasn't won a PPV since returning to the WWE, Michaels is just a has been.
(The Miz)
You right and thats the end of the dirt sheet, I'm the Miz.
(John Morrison) ...and I'm John Morrison we are the WWE Tag Team Champions, be jealous.
United States Champion Matt Hardy vs Mike Knox (Non title)
The match began with Hardy having control. Hardy was using his speed while Knox was using his strength. Hardy was hitting chops to Knox's chest. Knox hit a body slam. Knox whipped Hardy into the corner. Knox hit a few elbows to Hardy's nose. Hardy's nose began to bleed. Knox hit a running knee to Hardy's nose then hitting brutal neck breaker.
"The winner of the match Mike Knox"
(Tazz)
No one messes with Mike Knox.
(Michael Cole)
Quite a impressive guy isn't he?
(Tazz)
One of ECW's finest.
(Michael Cole)
Well until ECW ended.
Jerry Lawler made his way to the ring and announced the main event of next week's Raw which feature the WWE Champion Triple H, the ECW Champion Kane, the Intercontinental Chris Jericho & Shawn Michaels taking on JBL, Mick Foley & the WWE Tag Team Champions John Morrison & The Miz.
(Michael Cole)
Wow what a main event.
(Tazz)
This is why Raw is better than SmackDown.
(Michael Cole)
Unless you haven't notice but there are 5 title holders in the match.
(Tazz)
Wow, go you, who really cares?
WWE Champion Triple H vs Shad (Non title)
Shad start the match using his power as a advantage. Shad big booted Triple H to the floor. Shad went for the cover. Triple H kicked out right away. Shad whipped Triple H into the ropes. Shad then ran at Triple H with a running splash. Triple H fell to his knees. Shad started to hit a few strikes onto Triple H. Shad slammed Triple H's head to the mat. Shad pulled Triple H up. Triple H started to fight back. Triple H hit a face buster onto Shad. Triple H went for the pedigree. Shad flipped Triple H over his head. Shad lifted Triple H over his head. Shad lifted Triple H up onto his shoulders. Triple H rolled of Shad shoulders. Triple hit the knee into the stomach of Shad and hit the Pedigree to get the win.
JBL ran down to the ring and hit a devastating clothesline from hell onto Triple H.
JBL pulled out a microphone.
(JBL) Right as you know Backlash is a week on Sunday, and Triple H your rein as Champion is over.
Shad lifted up and hold back Triple H. JBL then hit a vicious big boot to the side of the head onto Triple H. JBL then stood in the ring with the WWE Championship in the air.
(Michael Cole)
Welcome everyone to Monday night Raw. I am Michael Cole along side me is WWE Hall Of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler.
(Jerry Lawler)
You don't have to tell every one I'm a hall of famer Cole.
(Michael Cole)
I know but everyone should know.
(Jerry Lawler)
You are a suck up.
John Morrison made his way to the ring.
(John Morrison)
Last week I had the opportunity to face the WWE Champion at Backlash. I lost that chance because or a a has been Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels made his way to the ring.
(Shawn Michaels)
Sorry but I did what was needed to do. Super kicking your jaw shut.
(John Morrison)
Funny thing is that..
Morrison hit Michaels. Michaels & Morrison began trading punches. Michaels had control of the brawl. Until SmackDown's Miz & one halve of the Tag Team Champions came down and helped his partner Morrison take Michaels to the floor. Suddenly Chris Jericho ran down to the ring with a chair. Jericho layed out both the Miz & Morrison with the chair.
Zeke Roscoe made his way to the ring.
(Zeke Roscoe)
Well as the Miz & Morrison want to fight with Michaels, Michaels you will team up with Jericho to face both the Miz & Morrison for the Tag Team Championship at Backlash. Another thing please welcome you new Raw GM.
Jerry Lawler's theme music played.
(Jerry Lawler)
Wow Cole I'm the new Raw GM.
(Michael Cole)
Well done King.
Jerry Lawler lefted the announce table and made his way to the ring.
(Jerry Lawler)
Thank you Mr. Roscoe or?
(Zeke Roscoe)
Just call me Zeke, your first thing to decide is who would you like to take your old announcers spot?
(Jerry Lawler)
Well let me think it can be Tazz.
Tazz made his way onto the stage and joined Michael Cole at the announce table.
(Zeke Roscoe)
I know you will do a great job.
Zeke Roscoe lefted the ring and stage.
(Jerry Lawler)
Tonight it will be the WWE Champion Triple H vs Shad.
Jerry Lawler lefted the ring.
ECW Championship
Extreme Rules
Kane (Champion) vs Jamie Noble.
The match started with Noble getting a load of strikes onto Kane. Kane pushed Noble away. Noble rolled out of the ring. Kane slowly followed. Noble hit Kane with a chair from under the ring. Kane hardly felt the shot. Noble hit Kane again with it. Kane was starting to stagger. Noble hit Kane once again with the chair. Kane fell to the floor. Noble entered the ring and climbed the turnbuckle. Noble waited for Kane to get up. When Kane got up. Noble hit a front flip hitting Kane with his back. Noble went for the pin (1..2). Kane kicked out. Noble pulled Kane to his feet. Noble hit a chop on Kane. Kane then upper cutted Noble to the floor. Kane pulled Noble up by the throat. Kane choke slammed Noble for the pin.
"The winner of the match and still the ECW Champion Kane"
Suddenly Mick Foley ran down to the ring. Foley picked up the chair outside of the ring. Then he hit Kane with it multiple times. Foley pulled out a microphone from ring side.
(Mick Foley)
Right this is a Extreme Belt which should always be defended in Extreme rules. I am the most extreme wrestler in the world. So Kane I challenge you to a Extreme rules match at Backlash for the ECW Championship.
(Tazz)
Wow, Kane vs Mick Foley at Backlash in a Extreme Rules match for the ECW Championship.
(Michael Cole)
Three great title match's from the Raw side of Backlash.
(Tazz)
This one will be off the hook.
JBL is backstage with Shad.
(JBL)
Right Shad, all I have to say is beat Triple H tonight, like I will at Backlash.
Shad chuckled to himself as JBL had a big cheesy smile on his face.
Umaga & Snitsky vs the Highlanders, Funaki, Shannon Moore & Jimmy Wang Yang.
Match was short but was funny watching Umaga destroying his 5 opponents. Snitsky made a blind tag. Snitsky was whipping both Highlanders & Wang Yang into the ring post and ran at them full force with a shoulder. Umaga jumped into the ring and super kicked Moore in the face. Snitsky hit a pump handle slam onto Funaki. One of the Highlanders was hit with the Samoan spike by Umaga. Umaga & Snitsky won.
"The winners of the match Umaga & Snitksy"
(Tazz)
What a destructive 2 man team.
(Michael Cole)
Ha look at them now.
Umaga & Snitsky were grunting at each other. Snitsky stuck his hand up for a high five. Snitsky was staring at Snitsky like "What the f***". Umaga starts ramming his thumb into Snitsky's hand. They both smiled in a sick manner to each other.
(Tazz)
I think they wanna be friends.
(Michael Cole)
Imagen if they actually became at Tag Team, they would certainly be top contenders for the Tag Team belts.
(Tazz)
Look what they did to a team of 5 people. Think about a 2 on 2 match.
(Michael Cole)
I don't even wanna think that.
The Miz & John Morrison were backstage with their Tag Team Championships on their shoulders.
(John Morrison)
Hi I'm John Morrison & welcome to the dirt sheet, When I play a game of connect four, I can win in 3 turns.
(The Miz)
And I'm your chick magnet the Miz.
(John Morrison)
As you know the draft happened a couple of weeks ago, teams have been split up and new one shall be formed.
(The Miz)
Yeah like us.
(John Morrison)
Shut up! I'm on Raw and I was one of the 20 draft picks, you Miz didn't get drafted, but the matter of the fact who can we defend our Tag Team gold on this brand against?
(The Miz)
Shannon Moore & Jimmy Wang Yang?
(John Morrison)
Beat them.
(The Miz)
Hawkins & Ryder?
(John Morrison)
Beat them.
(The Miz)
The Highlanders?
(John Morrison)
There Scottish enough said.
(The Miz)
Yeah I feel sorry for them.
(John Morrison)
I don't even know which ones which.
(The Miz)
Same here but what about our opponents for Backlash?
(John Morrison)
Well Jericho hasn't won a PPV since returning to the WWE, Michaels is just a has been.
(The Miz)
You right and thats the end of the dirt sheet, I'm the Miz.
(John Morrison) ...and I'm John Morrison we are the WWE Tag Team Champions, be jealous.
United States Champion Matt Hardy vs Mike Knox (Non title)
The match began with Hardy having control. Hardy was using his speed while Knox was using his strength. Hardy was hitting chops to Knox's chest. Knox hit a body slam. Knox whipped Hardy into the corner. Knox hit a few elbows to Hardy's nose. Hardy's nose began to bleed. Knox hit a running knee to Hardy's nose then hitting brutal neck breaker.
"The winner of the match Mike Knox"
(Tazz)
No one messes with Mike Knox.
(Michael Cole)
Quite a impressive guy isn't he?
(Tazz)
One of ECW's finest.
(Michael Cole)
Well until ECW ended.
Jerry Lawler made his way to the ring and announced the main event of next week's Raw which feature the WWE Champion Triple H, the ECW Champion Kane, the Intercontinental Chris Jericho & Shawn Michaels taking on JBL, Mick Foley & the WWE Tag Team Champions John Morrison & The Miz.
(Michael Cole)
Wow what a main event.
(Tazz)
This is why Raw is better than SmackDown.
(Michael Cole)
Unless you haven't notice but there are 5 title holders in the match.
(Tazz)
Wow, go you, who really cares?
WWE Champion Triple H vs Shad (Non title)
Shad start the match using his power as a advantage. Shad big booted Triple H to the floor. Shad went for the cover. Triple H kicked out right away. Shad whipped Triple H into the ropes. Shad then ran at Triple H with a running splash. Triple H fell to his knees. Shad started to hit a few strikes onto Triple H. Shad slammed Triple H's head to the mat. Shad pulled Triple H up. Triple H started to fight back. Triple H hit a face buster onto Shad. Triple H went for the pedigree. Shad flipped Triple H over his head. Shad lifted Triple H over his head. Shad lifted Triple H up onto his shoulders. Triple H rolled of Shad shoulders. Triple hit the knee into the stomach of Shad and hit the Pedigree to get the win.
JBL ran down to the ring and hit a devastating clothesline from hell onto Triple H.
JBL pulled out a microphone.
(JBL) Right as you know Backlash is a week on Sunday, and Triple H your rein as Champion is over.
Shad lifted up and hold back Triple H. JBL then hit a vicious big boot to the side of the head onto Triple H. JBL then stood in the ring with the WWE Championship in the air.
. Main event was expected, I knew HHH would win, but JBL kickin' his ass rocked. Great show man, LOVE the format, awesome stuff.