Post by RBW on Oct 13, 2008 17:51:46 GMT -5
Legend: Welcome to the big show! It's been months since RBW as last active
Heyman: And it's sure great to be back, live and kicking
Legend: I'm Kid Legend, and this greasy penguin claims to be Paul Heyman
Heyman: Coming up on tonight's RBW return show will be great action plus a special guest interview
Legend: that's for later on, but right now it's time to kick off with some in-ring antics
Batista .vs. Jimmy Jacobs
The undefeated RBW Champipon, Batista makes his way down to the ring and the fans are going nuts. Batista gets in the ring and hands the Title to the referee, just before Jacobs has his spike convascated by the ref. The bell rings as Batista and Jacobs Lock horns, and predictably Batista overpowers Jacobs sending him bouncing off the mat and rolling through the ropes to the outisde. Batista is on the hunt and goes to the apron and leaps off with a double axe handle. Jacobs gets hammered on the back of the neck with the heavy diving attack. Batista grabs Jacobs and irish whips him towards the steel steps but Jacobs leaps on to the top step. Just as quick as Jacobs lands on the steps he leaps off again and crossbodies Batista... but Batista catches him and rams Jacobs' spine into the steel ring post. A fan throws a bottle at Batista's neck and security grab him and escort him from the building. Batista looks pissed off and stiffs Jacobs with a nasty kick to the ribs. After rolling Jacobs back into the ring Batista hits a few backbreakers and a number of slams and picks up a two-count. Batista whips Jacobs to the turnbuckle and charges in. Jimmy Jacobs raises his feet and catches Batista right in his jaw. Jacobs pulls himself to the top tope and hits a missle dropkick, and it seems the tables have turned. While holding the ropes, Jacobs starts double foot stomping all over Batista's back and follows with a sentom.
Jacobs straps on a tight dragon sleeper for almost a full minute, which provkes one or two 'boring' chants from a bunch of ungrateful low-attention crowd members. "Shut your Mouth you A.D.D peices of crap" was Jacobs' response to them "I wrestle my way, like it or not!" After a struggle, Batista starts to fight out of the hold with some elbow shots but Jacobs hits a nasty knee to the temple. Jacobs continues hitting hard and applying pressure with several chinlocks until Batista starts to get a second wind and fights back. Batista knocks Jacobs into the ropes, Jacobs lashes out but Batista ducks a clothesline, Jacobs turns around and Batista gives bim a spinebuster!Batista covers him, 1....2...kickout! Batista grabs Jacobs by the neck and locks him in a front facelock. Batista calls out "Brain Bustah!" but Jacobs knees Batista's thigh giving him a dead leg. Jimmy Jacobs grabs Batista into a cravate and runs while pulling Batista with him towards the turnbuckle. Jacobs quickly scales the turnbuckle, flips over Batista like a sliced bread technique and connects with the Contra Code! Jimmy Jacobs hooks the leg 1....2....Batista kicks out! Jacobs can't believe it and starts to scream at the referee, who tries to calm Jimmy down. Jimmy pulls Batista up, which is quite a struggle with Batista's dead weight. Jimmy locks Batitsa in a cravate and goes for another Contra Code. Jimmy runs up the turnbuckle again but Batista pushes him and Jimmy gets groined on the top turnbuckle. Batista climbs up the top with Jimmy, and goes for a top rope back suplex. Batista does the move but in midair Jimmy turns around and counters with crossbody onto Batista! As they hit the deck, Batista rolls back still clutching Jimmy, and picks him up and powers him onto his shoulders. Jimmy starts to elbow Batista in the side of the head, but Batista takes the pain and then hits a Death valley Driver! Batista pins Jimmy 1....2....kickout by Jacobs! An aggressive Batista pulls Jacobs up by his hair and hits a sudden stiff lariat that knocks Jimmy Jacobs inside out. Batista pins Jacobs 1....2......3! A win added to the legacy of the undefeated RBW Champion, Batista.
Legend: A great intense match with a great ending!
Heyman: The power and brutality of Batista is just scary at times, it makes me glad not to be a wrestler
Legend: The guy has been RBW Champoin since the start of 2004, and has never been beaten once!
Heyman: That title reign is almost at the five year mark!
Alex Shelley is backstage and boasts about how he choked Sting out with the hose pipe on the last Nitro. "Well Stinger, I guess we won't be seeing your wannabe-crow-ass around here much longer! Out with the old and in with the new, I say, which is why I'm the new icon around here!"
Former police officer Matt Morgan goes up to Shelley and says "If I wasn't busy cracking the mystery of Old Greg, then I'd have to arrest you on suspicion of G.B.H!" Morgan stares at Alex, expecting some sort of answer. Alex Shelley spits at him and then runs off
Legend: That wasn't a very clever thing to do!
Heyman: What on earth is wrong with Shelley?
Raven: The brat needs to be taught a lesson! And I think I'm gonna be the one to do it!
Heyman: Raven? Where did you come from?
Raven: You don't wanna know where I've been, but what you should know is where I'm going
Legend: Do tell
Raven: As you know, I've been punishing sinners as of late, and Benoit is the latest on my hitlist
Legend: Well he's scheduled for action next
Raven:... which explains why I'm here, moron
Amazing Alan .vs. Benoit
Amazing Alan locks up with Benoit and throws him right back into the turnbuckle. Alan comes charging and shoulder barges Benoit in the corner, with a barrage of shoudler thrusts. Alan grabs Benoit and slings him over his head but Benoit lands on his feet and gets Alan in a waistelock. Benoit tries a german suplex but can't lift Alan. Alan grabs Benoit's arm and flips him over his shoulder and applies a grip on the neck's pressure point. Benoit quickly puts his foot in the rope to allow a ropebreak. Benoit rolls out the ring but Alan quickly charges after him and tackles him into the ring post. The champ Alan takes a run up then charges but Benoit ducks and Alan smashes into the ring post. Alan stumbles back and Benoit dashes into the ring and hits plancha on Alan. Benoit is fired up after the risky dive and rolls Alan back into the ring. Benoit hits a jumping enziguri which takes the champ to his knees. Benoit hits a dropkick to the head of Alan and he goes back into the corner. Benoit goes up and hits a 10-count-punches right in front of him, but Alan grabs Benoit by the tights a slings him facefirst into the turnbuckle. Alan gets Benoit up by the hair and throws him around the ring. Alan backs up and is ready to hit a spear while Benoit is slowly getting back up. Alan charges and spears Benoit inside out! and pins him 1...2....kickout! Alan picks him back up and attempts the dominator but Benoit rakes his eyes and then rolls up Alan for a sneaky pin, 1....2....kickout. Benoit still hurt by the spear, rolls out the ring to recooperate. Benoit goes over and grabs a chair and goes back into the ring and swings at Alan. Alan ducks the attack and spine busters Benoit. Alan poses to the fans that have widly errupted in excitement. Alan goes over to pin Benoit but gets trapped in a desperated small package pin! Just then, Raven runs up to the apron and starts shouting at Benoit, while the refereee tries to get him to leave the match alone. Raven's plan backfires as this distraction allowed Benoit to grab the chair and smash it over Alan's head, and a go for the pin. Raven jabs the referee in the jaw, and rushes into the ring to beat down on Benoit. The Raven effect pulls Benoit headfirst onto the steel chair. Raven stands over Benoit grunting about Benoit being a deadly sinner!
The Raven's music hits as he leaves the ring while Alan grabs his belt, holding the World title high in the air indicating his VICTORY.
Legend: Raven making life hell for Benoit
Heyman: Well If he wasn't a sinner, he wouldn't be getting junked
Legend: That's highly correct, it's his own fault... although Raven's morale's aren't exactly holy either
Heyman: As long as they beat the hell out of each other on P.P.V and give us a good show, I don't really care
Backstage are the "Cool Cats" better known as Andre the Giant and Carlito Cool. Andre is holding his sloppy custom made belt, in a poor attempt to seem better than what he really is.
"Alligah Alligah! My cousin here has been waiting until RBW finally came back, because he's been training! He's ready for you Hogan, he's ready to beat your head into the ground! Hogan, at No Ways Out, Andre the Giant will run wild on you, because that... that's Cooooooooooooool!" spews Carlito in a raspy voice.
"Und whan aye peek yoo up, Hogun, yoo will get throw right out duh wing by me!" blabbers Andre, then lifts up his belt and releases a roar that sounds like a whale. "Now that... wasn't so cool," Carlito admits
Heyman: Andre the Giant sure is ready to face Hogan, huh?
Legend: yeah, but he sure won't get far on any X-factor auditions
Heyman: Well he's not got much to sing about, but if you look in the ring you'll see that Mike Awesome might be!
Legend: I always wanna hear what the 2008 Royal Rumble winner has to say
Back in the ring, Mike Awesome has a live Microphone as the fans chant "Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!" Mike reminds everone that he won the 2008 Royal Rumble match. He says is guarenteed a title shot in the main event of WrestleMania-8, but what brand's champion will he choose? He talks about the three options of either Smackdown, Nitro or Rock-Bottom. Suddenly
Rikishi comes down with a microphone of his own while saying his Royal Rumble win was far better than Mike's.
Rikishi says Mike can't win at WrestleMania-8 no matter what champion he chooses to face. Rikishi berates Mike more and more until Mike has enough. Mike Awesome says he has a joke for Rikishi, and Rikishi says "what is it, your haircut?" So Mike snaps back "No! The joke is, Knock Knock!" Rikishi goes silent and then mutters "who...Who's there?" as Mike Awesome points to the stage. Suddenly some brand new music plays as a new guy comes down to the ring. The newbie goes up to Rikishi and says "who's there?" The newbie responds with "Bradon Walker! And I'm gonna knock your brains out!" then all of a sudden Bradon smacks Rikishi with a knock out punch!
Mike Awesome said "I knew somebody would ruin my limelight, so I had Bradon prepared just in case!" Suddenly Bradon tries to hit Mike, but Mike is to fast and superkicks him! The fans errupt in excitement as Mike says he will make his announcement about his Wrestlemania-8 opponent at the No Ways Out P.P.V.
Heyman: What a crazy moment we just witnessed
Legend: That's what RBW is all about, Paul. We have the weirdest people with alot of mental problems
Heyman: Haha, yeah! It is sort of like a mental asylum, isn't it?
Legend: no
Backstage, European champion CM Punk, is chatting with Jim Duggan, while Tajiri and Sabu are on the lookout for customers. "Hey Duggan, Hey Punk! Rooky Rooky in the case!" advertises Tajiri as he holds up a breifcase with the logo "McJunkies" plastered on it.
"Hey tough guys! What exaclty are you Mcjunkies selling here?" Duggan bursts out, as an aprehensive Punk glares on. "I'm Sabu, and I'm dealing some wicked sh*t!" says the death defying maniac. CM Punk takes exception to this "Hey listen doofus, not only is that stuff complete crap, but you've choosen to bother the wrong customer! Y'see I'm straight Edge, and that means I'm better than you! This European title prooves that fact, that Staright Edge is better than everyone!" Punk states and then storms off saying "come on Jim, lets go to Subway!"
Duggan replies "I'll catch you up in a second" as Jim pulls out some cash from his trunks and gives a toothy grin towards the McJunkies. "We are in Bussiness!" giggles Tajiri.
Heyman: They are crazy people, those McJunkies
Legend: You'd know all about that
Heyman: What's that?
Legend: ugh... Look! The ring is full of wrestler's for an Intercontinental Championship match
(( Intercontinental Title ))
Paul London .vs. Chris Hero .vs. Kane .vs. Jindrack (w/ Trish)
As soon as the bell rang they all gathered up into a quad-grapple-up. Kane pushes with huge force and knocks London and Hero down, while Jindrack staggers back but quickly comes back firing fists. Kane dropkicks Jindrack's knee and starts chopping at him in the corner, while London and Hero grapple up. Kane and Jindrack start brawling and head ringisde while London and Hero chain wrestle countering move for move until Hero decks London with a roaring forearm shot. Hero takes control of London for the next few minutes, with a notable whisper in the wind type attack getting a 2-count on London. More ringisde brawling between Jindrack and Kane, while in the ring hero irish whips London into the ropes. London comes back and ducks Hero's clothesline and London dives through the ropes and takes out Kane and Jindrack like a missile! Chris Hero then whispers something into the referee's ear, as all three on the outside of the ring starts to get back to their feet. Back in the ring, Hero nods at the referee while Hero starts to bounce off the ropes. Hero runs at the referree who does a back bodydrops and flips Hero over the top rope and crushes all three men outside the ring.
The match carries on as Hero rolls Jindrack in the ring and applies a mexican stretch submission. London comes in and starts fighting Hero. They exchange fists until London throws Hero over the top rope and Hero is caught by Kane. London gets on the apron and missile dropkicks Hero which sends him and Kane to topple. London claps and stamps as the fans get behind him, while Jindrack baseball slides him and sends him flying into the barricade. Jindrack takes London back into the ring and starts feircly chopping London all the way around the ring. Jindrack contols the pace and hits an exclamation german suplex on London which gets a 2 count. Hero runs over and hits a sunset flip on Jindrack which gets a 2 count. Hero then rolls Jindrack up and that gets a 2 count only. Kane comes back in and double clotheslines Hero and Jidnrack. A sneaky Paul London springboards off the middle rope and hits a dropkick but Kane boots him in mid air! Kane holds his palm in the air, waiting for somebody to get up so he can chokeslam anyone.
Hero staggers up and Kane grabs him by the throat! Jindrack gets up and dropkicks Kane in the back, and sends the moster tumbling down crushing Hero. Jindrack starts stomping on kane while London climbs the top rope. London makes a werid monkey noise, and as Jindrack turns around in confusion, he is met with a moonsault by London, and pins 1....2....Hero breaks up the pin. Hero starts punching at London and hits a spinning rock bottom, which gets a 2-Count. Kane comes up and manages to hit a double chokeslam on both Hero and Jindrack! Kane pins each person but both kick out before the 3-count. Kane changes strategy and starts to climb the top rope. As he is perched up there like a gargoyle, London quickly nips up and dashed to Kane. Kane tries to kick away but London fights back and climbs up the turnbuckle with Kane. After some fast forearm shots, Paul London hits a top rope hurricanrana on Kane! Both men are down on the mat as Jindrack and Hero have been grappling in the corner. Jindrack fights off Hero's armbar and hits three german suplexes on him. Suddenly René dupree comes down and puts the ringside Trish in a cobra clutch and drags her off.
As soon as Jindrack notices his girlfreind is in distress, he runs out the ring and chases after them to the backstage. London is in the ring and goes to piledrive Chris Hero, but Kane comes and clotheslines London. Hero swings at Kane but misses and gets chokeslammed! London staggers back up and walks into Kane's chokey grip. Kane chokeslams London but it gerts countered into a spike DDT! London quickly hits a standing moonsault and pins Kane 1....2.....3! London looks shocked he got the 3-count, as the refeee hands London his belt as he has retained the Intercontinental Title.
Heyman: What an epic match we just witnessed
Legend no kidding, that was intense!
Heyman: Kudos to London for retaining his gold throughout such a war
Legend: Since London won that belt he's been having quality matches ever since, I love this guys ability... no homo
Backstage Jillian Hall is chatting with the Hardcore Champion, Perry Saturn. The question of "why do you have a black bra on under your other top?" asked by Perry doesn't go down to well.
Suddenly Perry is junked from behind by Brian Kendrick who continues to lay into Perry. "I'm taking that Hardcore Title and putting around me!" shreiks Kendrick, who boots Perry in the face. Brian tries to pin Perry but he keeps squirming away, plus there's no referee to make the count. Jillian runs off and calls for help, while Kendrick grabs Perry around the head into a cravate. Kendrick runs and backflips off a door and nails Perry with a sliced Bread!
Unoffical Security come and restrain Kendrick before he can do any further damage. "I'll see you soon Saturn! At the P.P.V I'll be coming after your title for real! Next time I'll have a proper plan and a referee with me!" Kendrick threatens, as he is slowly escorted down the hallway.
Heyman: That Kendrick has alot of nerve
Legend: So he wanted to pin Perry, but didn't bring a ref with him? He certainly hasn't got a very good plan
Heyman: Maybe at No Ways Out we will see those two face off in a hardcore match!
Legend: That would be ace, but not as ace as our next match!
Heyman: For once, you could be right, since up next is my favourite wrestler... ROB VAN DAM!
RVD (w/ Daizee Haze) .vs. Kenwood
The Match got underway with Kenwood missing a superkick, leaving RVD an opening to nail a nasty back crescent kick followed by a standing moonsault. RVD then following up with a rolling thunder, but Kenwood rolls under the ropes. RVD runs and hits a rolling plancha onto Kenwood to the outside! Eventually RVD rolls Kenwood back into the ring and hits a back suplex, which gained a two count. Kenwood fights out of a headlock and hits a reverse-STO which floats into an anaconda vice submission. RVD manages to brake out of the hold by reaching to the ropes. Kenwood brought RVD up and nails a double underhook backbreaker followed by a double underhook suplex which gets a two count. Kenwood goes for a piledriver this time, but RVD pushes off the ground and Kenwood falls back, with RVD on top for a jacknife pin position. Kenwood kicks out and they start to exchange forearms shots. RVD ends the forearm battle with a quick kick to the brain, followed by a powerbomb. RVD rises to to top rope, with Kenwood slowly climbing back to his feet. RVD dives off but Kenwood catches him in mid air for a powerslam! Kenwood wastes no time pinning RVD but only a 2 count is secured. Kenwood follows up with a top rope moonsault but RVD rolls out of harms way and Kenwood eats the canvas! RVD takes advantage of the fallen Kenwood and goes back to the top rope. RVD springs off with a split leg moonsault but Kenwood blocks with his knees which destroys RVD's ribs. Kenwood nips up and starts to stomp his foot while waiting for RVD to get up. Kenwood wants to unleash a superkick, but General Manager Shane McMahon appears on the stage shouting at Kenwood.
Being fed up with Shane always screwing with him, Kenwood leaves the ring and chases after Shane. Just as Kenwood catches up with Shane right at the top of the stage, a fist comes round the corner and knocks Kenwood over. Kenwood looks up and cringes as Big Daddy Viscera starts raining down fists at him. The beatdown esculates into Viscera hitting a pump handle slam on Kenwood on the cold, hard ringside floor!
Heyman: What a nasty outcome for poor Kenwood
Legend: I feel sorry for Kenwood but he did kinda bring it upon himself
Heyman: Why? Shane hates Kenwood and keeps on screwing with him
Legend: Remember when Kenwood was the G.M? He abused his power until he got himself fired, and that's why Shane keeps punishing Kenwood
Heyman: Kenwood got fired, and that was bad enough! Why won't Shane just end the grudge there?
Legend: It's just gotten personal week by week. This can only end with one man being beaten once and for all
Heyman: I have a feeling those two will fight in the ring sooner than later
Backstage in a nice cosy office, Stephanie McMahon is sat down for an interview with author Blossom Goodchild. Stephanie asks her why she desperatly wanted to be on RBW's show. Blossom replies saying she needed to get a huge message across and therefore had to come to the highest rated show to successfully do so. Blossom says that October the 14th 2008, will be the day a huge space craft will fly down to Earth and make itself known to the world. She says the world is in a terrible state at the moment and these creatures known as the "Federation of Light" will come in peace to help us wake up and evolve into a world of harmony. Stephanie questions Blossom further and more is revealed, but suddenly a scream is heard from outside the interview room! A screaming Crash Holly runs through the hallways as Old Greg chases after him! Blossom exclaims that must be the Alien, and starts to chase after Old Greg, while Stephanie lets out a sigh of despair.
Legend: What a weird guest
Heyman: Do you believe what she said?
Legend: Well I don't think she's lying or making it up, I just doubt if her sources are credible
Heyman: Well, if she thinks Old Greg is an Alien then maybe she is a bit loopey
Legend: But he's a scaley convict man fish!
Heyman: And after all this madness, we have finally made it to the main event! The best part of the show
Legend: Right let's see what's going on!
"Panasonic" John Morrison and Lance Rocker .vs. "Krystal Maze" Big Show and Charlie Haas
The bout started off with Morrison and Show in the ring. It was suprisingly technical to start off with, but soon turned into a fist fight. Morrison uses his quickness and agility to out smart Show, and ran circles around him. Morrison went for his springboard enziguri but was swatted in mid-air by a huge fist. Big Show tagged in Haas and the match became one sided as Haas and Show made quick tags in and out, with Big Show doing most of the work in between. Morrison managed to slip out of a Big Show powerbomb attempt and roll into a sunset flip. Big Show wouldn't go down, so Lance Rocker came in and booted Show, and Morrison got the sunset pin 1....2.... Kickout. The referee told Lance to get out the ring, while Morrison hit a low blow on Show. Morrison tagged out and Lance started beating down on lowblowed Big Show. Big Show made a comeback when Lance had trouble irish whipping the big man, since Show pulled Lance back into a lariat. Big Show tagged in Haas, who climbed onto Big Show's shoulders. As Lance Rocker got back up he was taken back down again by a Crossbody from Haas, which scored a two-count. The match went on further with Haas and Lance equally fighting back and forth. Lance hit a big chokeslam on Haas and then went towards the top rope, but Big Show was in the way. Lance wasted no time and just booted Big Show right in the jaw, and knocked him off the apron. Feeling left out, Morrison then ran into the ring and hit a back-cracker on Haas. The referee tried to get Morrison back to his corner while George Steele and Maven (the Undertaker's Mortician's) ran down ringside to attack Big Show.
Lance tagged in Morrison and they hit the snapshot onto Charlie Haas. Morrison got into the pin, but Haas kicked out just before the three-count! Big Show was still being attacked ringside by his upcoming P.P.V opponents, so Haas was left all alone while Morrison picked him up and hit the moonlight-drive!
After hitting the moonlight-drive, Morrison covered Haas as the referee counted the pin 1....2.....3! Team Panasonic were estatic with a win over the tag team champions, even though it was a non-title match
A Sudden GONG chilled the arena, as the Undertaker's music started to play. Panasonic decided to head off, as The Undertaker made his way down to the ring, and was greeted by his Mortician's, George Steele and Maven. Once all three were in the ring, Maven got a Mic and started to boast "We just beat down the tag team champs, and at the next P.P.V No Ways Out, we will win the gold in a proper tag team match!" Maven declares
Maven then goes on to say that the Undertaker will challenge World Champion, Amazing Alan, at No Ways Out, in a rematch from the Royal Rumble. Maven even hinted a run-in from himself and Steele, which some of the crowd didn't pick up but the ones that did began to boo. Suddenly Amazing Alan came running down to the ring in protest of this announcement but was greeted by three pairs of stomping feet. Despite Alan's best efforts, he just couldn't overcome a three-on-one assault and was beaten down relentlessly.
Heyman: The Undertaker has prooven one thing here tonight
Legend: That he's a cheapskate?
Heyman: No! That he can and probably will defeat Amazing Alan at No Ways Out!
Legend: Well there's only one way to find out that, which is ordering and witnessing the P.P.V for yourself!
Heyman: The P.P.V is looking action packed so far, and it is the next RBW event that happens
Legend: We encourage everyone to check out No Ways Out on P.P.V, and we here at RBW thank everybody who witnessed tonight's fantastic show!
