The Most Painful Physical Expierence You've Had.

i sprained my ankle climbing the money bars when i was 5 years old

Back in elementary school, we were outside having recess, we were playing kickball. The ball went near the swings, and I went go get it, I ran to go get it and got kicked straight in the face by someone swinging extremely high, my face was swollen for a week.

Other than that, I haven't been hurt worse enough to tell about it.

No comment.

No, but that's a good one, should have used it.

Back in 4th grade, during recess I was playing on the monkey bars, and i jumped off the platform to the third monkey bar, (BTW, theyre monkey bars that move) and missed, and thats all i remember. I was knocked out for probably 30 seconds to a minute, wake up, and raise my right hand, and it was probably the most deformed thing ive ever seen in person. snapped in both bones in the wrist as a result of putting it out to break my fall.

That however, was NOT my most painful experience, that just set it up for the real one.

Anyways, im in this cast for 3 months, and its time to get it off ! great moment right? Wrong . Well apparently after they took the Xrays to determine if the cast comes off, the doctor tells us that neither bone healed right as a result of a F'n botched operation as the bones werent lined up right, and they have to operate again, and in order to do that, they had to purposly re-break my wrist (cue goosebumps). Now i never figured out how they managed to pull it off, since they knocked me out for the operation, but i think that sick bastard snapped my wrist with his bare hands! When i woke up from the anestisia (sp?) in the recovery room, it was by far the worst pain i could have ever felt. Lemme tell you, the first time when i broke it, it didnt hurt that bad. I didnt cry or nothing just mostly a pain like owww this hurts. But in that recovery room, i cried and screamed like a little bitch, and rightfully so! I could honestly name 10 things i would rather have been through, pain-wise, then to have that happen again, and one that popped into my head, is i would take a one hitter from Kimbo to the face, instead of feeling that pain again! It really felt like they amputated my arm with a rusty saw.

You're in luck, he's selling those for $5 a pop now.

I'm SURE it was fracturing my skull and getting a concussion and/or contusion from it, but I was on stupid street and don't remember any of the pain. So, as it is, getting my wisdom teeth removed. That was hell.

Breaking my leg in half would probably be what most of my friends expect me to say, but that's not it.

It was like 5th grade. It's December, we're out for recess. We're wrestling and throwing eachother around, and my friend picks up a pencil. "Who ever falls on it, loses." He sticks it in the ground, point up. I think to myself, I can stomp on it and send it into the ground so no one lands on it.

K, it's December, right? The ground is rock solid, frozen.

Without thinking, I stomp on the er. The point hits the bottom of my shoe, goes through it, and hits the bottom of my foot. The pencil also goes through the bottom of my foot, missing all bones and ligaments, and eventually comes out the top of my foot. But, wait, there's more! It came out the top of my shoe, too.

I jump on my other foot, and grab the remaining half of the pencil protruding from the bottom of my foot. I yank it, and the pencil slides out of my foot completely. I collapsed and took my shoe and sock off to take a look at the damage, which was disgusting. Just gnarled holes on the top and bottom of my foot.

I ended up going to the hospital the next day, because when I woke up, my foot was at least 4 times it's normal size. That, and it was ing purple. There was dirt, pieces of pencil, and god knows what in my ing foot. Lots of medicine and a surgery later, I was done. But that craphurt.

I feel like a 78 year old man due to all of my knee, back, and shoulder injuries but that is nothing compared to one of two things. The more obvious one was when I was like 6, I was on a rope swing. Somehow I fell off, managed to land on some tree branch with my face, but it was stuck in the ground, so the skin from the left side of my mouth ripped down almost to my chin. I was rushed to the er, got stitches that night, and I cannot remember if that pain was worse, or trying to eat for the next 4 weeks with the stitches. The scar is now covered by a beard that I began growing in 9th grade to cover it up.

The other is migraines. Oh I cannot stand migraines. The pain is so bad that I vomit.