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Hacker versus Manny C
The opening match of this house show pits one half of the WFWF Orgy champions Manny C against WFWF new comer The Hacker. Hacker starts off quickly with a fury of arm drags, catching Manny off guard. Manny with a rear waist lock on Hacker, but Hacker reverses it into a go behind into a German Suplex. The finish comes when Hacker locks on his Decapitation triangle choke hold, which Manny quickly taps out to.
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Thunder versus Yukio Blaze
In one of the more anticipated matches of the night, Thunder took on Yukio Blaze. Thunder tries to comes in quickly with a clothesline, but Yukio ducks and goes behind, quickly nailing a Dragon suplex. Thunder gets up quickly but is woozily. Yukio tries to take advantage of this with a super kick, but Thunder avoids this and comes in with a hellacious roaring elbow. The finish comes when Yukio catches Thunder off guard with a roll up for three
GaZ versus Quan Chin
Quan Chin tries to start off quickly with a lot of kicks, but misses them all. GaZ hits a kick to the gut and Quan Chin doubles over. GaZ quickly hooks both of Quan Chin’s arms and hits a pedigree, scoring a quick three count and an upset over the Ninja.
Three Way Dance
Justin Tyme versus Kurt Burton versus Christian Shields
A three way tie up starts this three way dance. Shields breaks the tie up and Tyme and Burton form a standard tie up. Shields runs into the ropes and comes in, nailing a drop kick to the back of Kurt. Kurt falls into the arms of Tyme, who nails a belly to belly suplex. Tyme lets his guard down and pays when Christian Shields nails him with a super kick. The finish comes when Shields nails a running fameasser on Kurt while Tyme is on the outside of the ring for the count of three.
MAIN EVENT (filmed for WFWF home video release)
Unlucky 13 staple gun match
MOD versus Obo
Obo and MOD with a tie up. Obo breaks out of the tie up and gets completely free with a thumb to the ribs of MOD. Obo quickly scrambles away and goes for the staple gun that’s laying in the ring. Obo grabs the staple gun, but MOD comes from behind and hooks Obo into Cobra Clutch position. Obo uses his free hand and the staple gun to send a staple right into the hand of MOD, getting himself free from the Cobra Clutch. MOD squeals in pain as he tries to get the staple out, turning his attention away from Obo. This is a mistake, because Obo grabs one of the dollar bills and comes in, quickly stapling the dollar bill to the back of MOD’s head to score the first point.
MOD screams in agony and runs, trying to get away from Obo. Obo goes to the pile and grabs a second dollar bill. He tries to staple MOD again, but MOD blocks, kicking Obo in the gut and forcing him to drop the staple gun. Obo still has the dollar bill in his hand, so MOD makes a quick move, stapling the dollar bill right to Obo’s hand to up the score to one to one. MOD wastes no time, quickly going to the pile of money and snatching up two bills. He goes after Obo again, quickly firing off a staple and attaching one of the bills (2-1 MOD). He starts to attach a second, but Obo counters with a headbutt and steals the dollar from MOD. Obo starts to staple the bill to MOD, but MOD steals it back. Obo still has the stapler, so he staples the bill that was already attached to his hand to MOD’s forehead, tieing the score at two all.
MOD with a knee to the gut of Obo causing Obo to drop the staple gun. MOD quickly staples a bill to the back of Obo’s head (3-2 MOD). MOD goes to the pile and grabs another bill, giving Obo time to recover. Obo is perched and when MOD turns around, Obo comes running in, going for a Yakuza Kick, but MOD moves his head and puts Obo’s foot on his own shoulder, stapling the fourth bill to Obo’s crotch!!! Obo goes down squealing in pain, and MOD fires off another staple gun shot for the sake of stapling. MOD goes to the far ropes and taunts for a moment, giving Obo time to grab a SECOND staple gun from a camera man. Obo gets back to his feet and goes after MOD with two bills, firing off two quick shots to tie the score at 4 all.
MOD winds his arm back, delivering a vile shot to Obo’s face. Obo returns the punch with a hellacious punch of his own. Both men are now producing a mass amount of blood. MOD shoots a staple at Obo, stapling Obo’s own shirt to his chest, but Obo returns the favor by driving a staple into MOD’s forehead. MOD brings another dollar into play, stapling the fifth dollar to Obo’s chest. Obo rips the dollar off his chest and staples it to MOD’s, tieing the score at five for each man. Both men are a bit groggy but MOD seems worse for wear. Obo reaches into his pocket and produces a handful of white powder, quickly tossing the powder into MOD’s eyes. MOD screams in pain as the powder gets into his eye socket. Obo goes to the dwindling money pile and swoops up all the money that remains. Obo’s hands are soaked in blood, so he puts the money in his mouth. MOD comes in with a quick staple, attaching two bills to Obo’s chin with a single staple, bring the score up to seven/five in MOD’s favor. Obo with a thumb to the throat of MOD and a quick Kawada kick to leave MOD suffering, giving him enough time to fire off a staple and dollar right into the back of the neck of MOD!! MOD screams in pain and tries to get away, but Obo staples him right in the back! The score is now 7-7, with the final bill being the difference maker!
The finish comes when MOD steals the final bill from Obo, pulling the bill right out of Obo’s mouth. MOD tries to use his stapler to attach the bill to Obo, but Obo kicks MOD below the belt. MOD drops the bill and crumbles to the mat, giving Obo plenty of time to staple the final bill to MOD’s head for the win.
The opening match of this house show pits one half of the WFWF Orgy champions Manny C against WFWF new comer The Hacker. Hacker starts off quickly with a fury of arm drags, catching Manny off guard. Manny with a rear waist lock on Hacker, but Hacker reverses it into a go behind into a German Suplex. The finish comes when Hacker locks on his Decapitation triangle choke hold, which Manny quickly taps out to.
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Thunder versus Yukio Blaze
In one of the more anticipated matches of the night, Thunder took on Yukio Blaze. Thunder tries to comes in quickly with a clothesline, but Yukio ducks and goes behind, quickly nailing a Dragon suplex. Thunder gets up quickly but is woozily. Yukio tries to take advantage of this with a super kick, but Thunder avoids this and comes in with a hellacious roaring elbow. The finish comes when Yukio catches Thunder off guard with a roll up for three
GaZ versus Quan Chin
Quan Chin tries to start off quickly with a lot of kicks, but misses them all. GaZ hits a kick to the gut and Quan Chin doubles over. GaZ quickly hooks both of Quan Chin’s arms and hits a pedigree, scoring a quick three count and an upset over the Ninja.
Three Way Dance
Justin Tyme versus Kurt Burton versus Christian Shields
A three way tie up starts this three way dance. Shields breaks the tie up and Tyme and Burton form a standard tie up. Shields runs into the ropes and comes in, nailing a drop kick to the back of Kurt. Kurt falls into the arms of Tyme, who nails a belly to belly suplex. Tyme lets his guard down and pays when Christian Shields nails him with a super kick. The finish comes when Shields nails a running fameasser on Kurt while Tyme is on the outside of the ring for the count of three.
MAIN EVENT (filmed for WFWF home video release)
Unlucky 13 staple gun match
MOD versus Obo
Obo and MOD with a tie up. Obo breaks out of the tie up and gets completely free with a thumb to the ribs of MOD. Obo quickly scrambles away and goes for the staple gun that’s laying in the ring. Obo grabs the staple gun, but MOD comes from behind and hooks Obo into Cobra Clutch position. Obo uses his free hand and the staple gun to send a staple right into the hand of MOD, getting himself free from the Cobra Clutch. MOD squeals in pain as he tries to get the staple out, turning his attention away from Obo. This is a mistake, because Obo grabs one of the dollar bills and comes in, quickly stapling the dollar bill to the back of MOD’s head to score the first point.
MOD screams in agony and runs, trying to get away from Obo. Obo goes to the pile and grabs a second dollar bill. He tries to staple MOD again, but MOD blocks, kicking Obo in the gut and forcing him to drop the staple gun. Obo still has the dollar bill in his hand, so MOD makes a quick move, stapling the dollar bill right to Obo’s hand to up the score to one to one. MOD wastes no time, quickly going to the pile of money and snatching up two bills. He goes after Obo again, quickly firing off a staple and attaching one of the bills (2-1 MOD). He starts to attach a second, but Obo counters with a headbutt and steals the dollar from MOD. Obo starts to staple the bill to MOD, but MOD steals it back. Obo still has the stapler, so he staples the bill that was already attached to his hand to MOD’s forehead, tieing the score at two all.
MOD with a knee to the gut of Obo causing Obo to drop the staple gun. MOD quickly staples a bill to the back of Obo’s head (3-2 MOD). MOD goes to the pile and grabs another bill, giving Obo time to recover. Obo is perched and when MOD turns around, Obo comes running in, going for a Yakuza Kick, but MOD moves his head and puts Obo’s foot on his own shoulder, stapling the fourth bill to Obo’s crotch!!! Obo goes down squealing in pain, and MOD fires off another staple gun shot for the sake of stapling. MOD goes to the far ropes and taunts for a moment, giving Obo time to grab a SECOND staple gun from a camera man. Obo gets back to his feet and goes after MOD with two bills, firing off two quick shots to tie the score at 4 all.
MOD winds his arm back, delivering a vile shot to Obo’s face. Obo returns the punch with a hellacious punch of his own. Both men are now producing a mass amount of blood. MOD shoots a staple at Obo, stapling Obo’s own shirt to his chest, but Obo returns the favor by driving a staple into MOD’s forehead. MOD brings another dollar into play, stapling the fifth dollar to Obo’s chest. Obo rips the dollar off his chest and staples it to MOD’s, tieing the score at five for each man. Both men are a bit groggy but MOD seems worse for wear. Obo reaches into his pocket and produces a handful of white powder, quickly tossing the powder into MOD’s eyes. MOD screams in pain as the powder gets into his eye socket. Obo goes to the dwindling money pile and swoops up all the money that remains. Obo’s hands are soaked in blood, so he puts the money in his mouth. MOD comes in with a quick staple, attaching two bills to Obo’s chin with a single staple, bring the score up to seven/five in MOD’s favor. Obo with a thumb to the throat of MOD and a quick Kawada kick to leave MOD suffering, giving him enough time to fire off a staple and dollar right into the back of the neck of MOD!! MOD screams in pain and tries to get away, but Obo staples him right in the back! The score is now 7-7, with the final bill being the difference maker!
The finish comes when MOD steals the final bill from Obo, pulling the bill right out of Obo’s mouth. MOD tries to use his stapler to attach the bill to Obo, but Obo kicks MOD below the belt. MOD drops the bill and crumbles to the mat, giving Obo plenty of time to staple the final bill to MOD’s head for the win.
Congrats to all the winners.
