Post by iyfwkidzc on Nov 15, 2008 2:34:15 GMT -5
It’s Saturday, April 23rd, 2008. After a 7 PM showing of Monster Jam! on the Versus network, the TV shows a single light bulb burning dully. A man in a suit walks underneath the bulb.
“Hello, my name is Nicholas H. Jacobs. But you can call me Nick. You see, back in August 2007, myself and the president of the Versus network signed a contract for a one hour television lot showing my pro wrestling show, Pacific Coast Wrestling, to be shown here on Versus. So ease the seat back and get ready for the show of a lifetime!”
The light bulb slowly burns out.
Then, an opening video of numerous of these pro wrestlers is shown set to “Colors” by Crossfade
Some pyrotechnics shoot off and explode as the same song plays, except it’s echoing throughout the arena. The ring has a white mat, with orange poles and three white ropes. A logo of a sun with "Pacific Coast Wrestling" at the bottom is in the middle of the mat.
A commentator randomly starts speaking, introducing him and his partner as Cory Scott and Alex Evans.
Another man, introduced as the ring announcer, is in the ring, with a silver microphone.
“This first match is scheduled for one fall, and has a twenty minute time limit!”
A man steps out with this crazy hairdo, horns, and a red and white bodysuit and mask.
“Introducing first, from Japan, weighing 202 pounds, Jushin “Thunder” Liger!”
Liger walks down to the ring, slapping a few hands as he gets in the ring.
Fans boo loudly as long-haired masked man comes out wearing a black and red flame bodysuit, a glove on his right hand.
“And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing 326 pounds, “The Big Red Machine” Kane!”
MATCH 1: KANE VS JUSHIN “THUNDER” LIGER
Kane stalks to the ring, not taking his eyes off of Liger. As Kane steps over the ropes, Liger dropkicks Kane, sending him back to the floor. Liger springboards, and kicks Kane right in the mouth! Kane staggers, and falls! Liger energetically stomps around in a circle, but Kane gets up and punches the tar out of Liger! Kane slides back into the ring, followed by Liger. Liger shoots off the ropes, only to be kicked in the face by the monster, Kane! Kane picks up Liger, but Liger headbutts him in the stomach! Liger shoots off the ropes, but Kane catches him by the throat! He lifts him up, but Liger counters, dropping Kane headfirst with a devastating DDT! Liger goes to the top, and hits a Shooting Star Press onto Kane! Liger covers Kane!
1! 2!
NO~! Kane kicks out!
Kane gets up, and nails Liger with a straight right hand! Liger is dazed! Kane grabs Liger by the throat, and slams him with a Chokeslam! Cover!
1! 2! 3! Ding Ding!
WINNER: KANE
Kane skulks back to the back, with the ref attending to Jushin.
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(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(COMMERICAL BREAK)
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We’re back from commercial, with the team of Michael Nakazawa and Kota Ibushi, Team DDT!
“The following is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, Team DDT, Kota Ibushi and Michael Nakazawa!”
Another two men come out, both shirtless, one wearing trunks, the other wearing tights. Both are screaming.
“And their opponents, Jimmy Jacobs and Tyler Black! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE OOOOOOOOOOFFF THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!”
The fans just go BANANAS for these guys! They’re like Mexican jumping beans!
MATCH 2: TEAM DDT VS AGE OF THE FALL
These two teams are about to start, when suddenly, two men calling themselves “The SAT” come out! The one named Jose Maximo has a microphone.
“Hey! We want in this match too! Either put us in the match, or we put ourselves in the match!”
The referee tells the ring announcer something inaudible.
The ring announcer exclaims, “The referee has added The SAT to this tag team match!”
The fans go wild as The SAT sprint to the ring!
MATCH 2a: TEAM DDT VS AGE OF THE FALL VS THE SAT
We’re getting underway, but ANOTHER team comes out, both wearing matching attires, but one is blonde, the other brunette.
The blonde one speaks:
“Hey, our names are Brian Kendrick, and my friend here is Paul London! And we also want in this match, but with a twist. We want to make it…a TABLES MATCH!”
Officials bring out 6 to 8 tables to ringside, as this match finally gets underway!
MATCH 2b: TABLES MATCH: TEAM DDT VS AGE OF THE FALL VS THE SAT VS LONDRICK
The match rules are that the last man that hasn’t gone through a table wins the match for his team.
Team DDT waste little time getting a table into the ring. They try to set it up, only to be cut off by Tyler Black and Joel Maximo. Jimmy Jacobs slides outside and sets up a table! Tyler Black picks up Joel and Powerbombs him right through the table!
ELIMINATION #1: Joel Maximo by Tyler Black
Jose Maximo dropkicks Ibushi and Nakazawa out of the ring! Both land on the table! Jose flies, Ibushi moves, and Jose drives Nakazawa through the table with a no hand flipping plancha!
ELIMINATION #2: Michael Nakazawa by Jose Maximo
In the ring, London sets up the table in the ring! They both set Black up on the top! Kendrick climbs up to the top, and hits a Super Sliced Bread through the table!
ELIMINATION #3: Tyler Black by Brian Kendrick
Jose Maximo is backing the ring, and hits a crossbody on both London and Kendrick, all three men collapse to the floor!
Jimmy Jacobs sets up a table on the floor, grabs London, and puts him on the apron. Jimmy grabs London’s head, and hits a Contra Code through the table!
ELIMINATION #4: Paul London by Jimmy Jacobs
Jimmy back body drops a sprinting Kendrick through another table at ringside!
ELIMINATION #5: Brian Kendrick by Jimmy Jacobs
LONDRICK ELIMINATED
Jose hits a standing Spanish Fly, but Kota hits a springboard Senton Bomb taking Jose out! Ibushi sets up a table, puts Jose on it, but Jimmy low blows Ibushi from behind, and hits a backdrop into a facebuster, putting both Jose and Ibushi through the table! Age of The Fall wins!
ELIMINATION #6: Jose Maximo by Jimmy Jacobs
THE SAT ELIMINATED
ELIMINATION #7: Kota Ibushi by Jimmy Jacobs
TEAM DDT ELIMINATED
WINNERS: AGE OF THE FALL
Fans go nuts as Jacobs’ and Black’s hands are raised!
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(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
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We’re back for our final match of the night!
A man with long hair, taped fists with X’s on them, and blue trunks walks down the aisle
“The following is your main event, and is a triple threat match for the PCW Championship! Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing 222 pounds, C! M! Punk!”
Punk gets into the ring, as another man wearing yellow vinyl looking pants, and a black shirt with “CH” in the form of the Superman logo, with long hair, and a bit of a beard.
“Introducing the first opponent, from Metropolis, weighing 240 pounds, Chris Hero!”
Hero is showered with boos as he walks down the aisle.
As Hero taunts in the ring, we are told PCW: The Return is sponsored by Coke Zero and Buffalo Wild Wings.
The final man walks out, his hair in a ponytail, wearing pants, his fists are taped, and he has elbow pads on, and he has a beard.
“Introducing the final opponent, he is from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 225 pounds, Matt! Hardy!”
Hardy is cheered like crazy as he walks to the ring.
The match starts with all three men staring each other down, when all of a sudden, both Punk and Hero toss Hardy out of the ring! Wait! Punk is laying down for Hero! Hero with a cover!
1...2…3! DING DING!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS S**T? Fans are throwing everything from beer bottles to bubble gum in the ring!
WINNER AND NEW PCW CHAMPION: CHRIS HERO
Chris Hero and CM Punk celebrate, as we fade to black, with a frustrated Matt Hardy banging against the ring!
“Hello, my name is Nicholas H. Jacobs. But you can call me Nick. You see, back in August 2007, myself and the president of the Versus network signed a contract for a one hour television lot showing my pro wrestling show, Pacific Coast Wrestling, to be shown here on Versus. So ease the seat back and get ready for the show of a lifetime!”
The light bulb slowly burns out.
Then, an opening video of numerous of these pro wrestlers is shown set to “Colors” by Crossfade
Some pyrotechnics shoot off and explode as the same song plays, except it’s echoing throughout the arena. The ring has a white mat, with orange poles and three white ropes. A logo of a sun with "Pacific Coast Wrestling" at the bottom is in the middle of the mat.
A commentator randomly starts speaking, introducing him and his partner as Cory Scott and Alex Evans.
Another man, introduced as the ring announcer, is in the ring, with a silver microphone.
“This first match is scheduled for one fall, and has a twenty minute time limit!”
A man steps out with this crazy hairdo, horns, and a red and white bodysuit and mask.
“Introducing first, from Japan, weighing 202 pounds, Jushin “Thunder” Liger!”
Liger walks down to the ring, slapping a few hands as he gets in the ring.
Fans boo loudly as long-haired masked man comes out wearing a black and red flame bodysuit, a glove on his right hand.
“And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing 326 pounds, “The Big Red Machine” Kane!”
MATCH 1: KANE VS JUSHIN “THUNDER” LIGER
Kane stalks to the ring, not taking his eyes off of Liger. As Kane steps over the ropes, Liger dropkicks Kane, sending him back to the floor. Liger springboards, and kicks Kane right in the mouth! Kane staggers, and falls! Liger energetically stomps around in a circle, but Kane gets up and punches the tar out of Liger! Kane slides back into the ring, followed by Liger. Liger shoots off the ropes, only to be kicked in the face by the monster, Kane! Kane picks up Liger, but Liger headbutts him in the stomach! Liger shoots off the ropes, but Kane catches him by the throat! He lifts him up, but Liger counters, dropping Kane headfirst with a devastating DDT! Liger goes to the top, and hits a Shooting Star Press onto Kane! Liger covers Kane!
1! 2!
NO~! Kane kicks out!
Kane gets up, and nails Liger with a straight right hand! Liger is dazed! Kane grabs Liger by the throat, and slams him with a Chokeslam! Cover!
1! 2! 3! Ding Ding!
WINNER: KANE
Kane skulks back to the back, with the ref attending to Jushin.
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(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(COMMERICAL BREAK)
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We’re back from commercial, with the team of Michael Nakazawa and Kota Ibushi, Team DDT!
“The following is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, Team DDT, Kota Ibushi and Michael Nakazawa!”
Another two men come out, both shirtless, one wearing trunks, the other wearing tights. Both are screaming.
“And their opponents, Jimmy Jacobs and Tyler Black! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE OOOOOOOOOOFFF THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!”
The fans just go BANANAS for these guys! They’re like Mexican jumping beans!
MATCH 2: TEAM DDT VS AGE OF THE FALL
These two teams are about to start, when suddenly, two men calling themselves “The SAT” come out! The one named Jose Maximo has a microphone.
“Hey! We want in this match too! Either put us in the match, or we put ourselves in the match!”
The referee tells the ring announcer something inaudible.
The ring announcer exclaims, “The referee has added The SAT to this tag team match!”
The fans go wild as The SAT sprint to the ring!
MATCH 2a: TEAM DDT VS AGE OF THE FALL VS THE SAT
We’re getting underway, but ANOTHER team comes out, both wearing matching attires, but one is blonde, the other brunette.
The blonde one speaks:
“Hey, our names are Brian Kendrick, and my friend here is Paul London! And we also want in this match, but with a twist. We want to make it…a TABLES MATCH!”
Officials bring out 6 to 8 tables to ringside, as this match finally gets underway!
MATCH 2b: TABLES MATCH: TEAM DDT VS AGE OF THE FALL VS THE SAT VS LONDRICK
The match rules are that the last man that hasn’t gone through a table wins the match for his team.
Team DDT waste little time getting a table into the ring. They try to set it up, only to be cut off by Tyler Black and Joel Maximo. Jimmy Jacobs slides outside and sets up a table! Tyler Black picks up Joel and Powerbombs him right through the table!
ELIMINATION #1: Joel Maximo by Tyler Black
Jose Maximo dropkicks Ibushi and Nakazawa out of the ring! Both land on the table! Jose flies, Ibushi moves, and Jose drives Nakazawa through the table with a no hand flipping plancha!
ELIMINATION #2: Michael Nakazawa by Jose Maximo
In the ring, London sets up the table in the ring! They both set Black up on the top! Kendrick climbs up to the top, and hits a Super Sliced Bread through the table!
ELIMINATION #3: Tyler Black by Brian Kendrick
Jose Maximo is backing the ring, and hits a crossbody on both London and Kendrick, all three men collapse to the floor!
Jimmy Jacobs sets up a table on the floor, grabs London, and puts him on the apron. Jimmy grabs London’s head, and hits a Contra Code through the table!
ELIMINATION #4: Paul London by Jimmy Jacobs
Jimmy back body drops a sprinting Kendrick through another table at ringside!
ELIMINATION #5: Brian Kendrick by Jimmy Jacobs
LONDRICK ELIMINATED
Jose hits a standing Spanish Fly, but Kota hits a springboard Senton Bomb taking Jose out! Ibushi sets up a table, puts Jose on it, but Jimmy low blows Ibushi from behind, and hits a backdrop into a facebuster, putting both Jose and Ibushi through the table! Age of The Fall wins!
ELIMINATION #6: Jose Maximo by Jimmy Jacobs
THE SAT ELIMINATED
ELIMINATION #7: Kota Ibushi by Jimmy Jacobs
TEAM DDT ELIMINATED
WINNERS: AGE OF THE FALL
Fans go nuts as Jacobs’ and Black’s hands are raised!
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(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
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We’re back for our final match of the night!
A man with long hair, taped fists with X’s on them, and blue trunks walks down the aisle
“The following is your main event, and is a triple threat match for the PCW Championship! Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing 222 pounds, C! M! Punk!”
Punk gets into the ring, as another man wearing yellow vinyl looking pants, and a black shirt with “CH” in the form of the Superman logo, with long hair, and a bit of a beard.
“Introducing the first opponent, from Metropolis, weighing 240 pounds, Chris Hero!”
Hero is showered with boos as he walks down the aisle.
As Hero taunts in the ring, we are told PCW: The Return is sponsored by Coke Zero and Buffalo Wild Wings.
The final man walks out, his hair in a ponytail, wearing pants, his fists are taped, and he has elbow pads on, and he has a beard.
“Introducing the final opponent, he is from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 225 pounds, Matt! Hardy!”
Hardy is cheered like crazy as he walks to the ring.
The match starts with all three men staring each other down, when all of a sudden, both Punk and Hero toss Hardy out of the ring! Wait! Punk is laying down for Hero! Hero with a cover!
1...2…3! DING DING!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS S**T? Fans are throwing everything from beer bottles to bubble gum in the ring!
WINNER AND NEW PCW CHAMPION: CHRIS HERO
Chris Hero and CM Punk celebrate, as we fade to black, with a frustrated Matt Hardy banging against the ring!
