Post by thecrapper on Nov 26, 2008 18:33:27 GMT -5
Sunday Night Crap
William Shatner vs Waylon Mercy
Winner: Waylon Mercy in 9:42 with a punch to the head
Damian Demento vs Snitsky
Winner: Snitsky in 23:10 with a pump handle slam
Super Porky vs Heidenreich
Winner: Heidenreich in 15:55 with a blackhole slam
Sewerside #155
Russo starts the show off with an opem forum with the entire sewerside roster, he say that the whole meeting is about how the economy is effecting TNCW Sewerside. He says first thing, is that there is going to be a $10 limit per wrestler for locker room accomidations. This gets Arquette upset, Arquette says how dare you do that I have a contract that states that I get three bottles of Hpnotiq, two asian hookers,a 10 pound bowl of brown M&Ms,the lastest tabloids, a steak dinner with all the trimings, and a bottle of KY Jelly for the hookers. Shatner yells wait they only give me one Philippino hooker, one old Shaq's Mr. Big bar, and one Hulk Hogan Frozen cheeseburger with no microwave to cook it. Russo says too bad. Also due to budget cuts there will be no Turkey on Pole match this year. This causes the lardasses including all out overweight fans which is a good chunk of our fan since were in Green Bay to riot. As the riot is going on Snitsky gets to the mic, Russo says this isn't the best time to ask any questions. Snitsky says it wasn't a question, just wanted to say "it wasn't my fault, that is all" and leaves threw the crowd big booting people left and right including a 5 yr old girl and a 90 yr old man.
It took 3 hrs to get the riot under control before the show could really begin. Cops were called including the WCW tag team State Patrol and Robocop and Gary Coleman and Ahmed Johnson who are the heads of TNCW security. There was $400,000 in damage to the building due to the
riot.
Ken Patera vs Johnny B Badd
Winner: Ken Patera in 17:03 with a atomic drop
Ludvig Borga vs Arachnaman(c) for the WTF title
Winner: Ludvig Borga in 18:35 with the torture rack
Loser Leaves TNCW
The Shockmaster vs Gary Spivey
Winner: Shockmaster in 11:56 with a running splash
After the match Spivey grabs the Mic and announces that before their match Spivey talked Russo into givivng Shockmaster a shot at the WTF next show and Russo accepted. Shockmaster is glad and he shakes Spivey hand for everything he did for him.
Cooking Tips #1 How to carve a turkey
Skinner does a voice over for this bit, We see a Turkey just sitting there, skinner says the correct way to carve a turkey is to cut it down the center and along the ribcage, he turns to damian demento and says thats right ain't it? Demento says I don't know, I'm not a jobber I don't carve my own turkey, butterball does.Skinner says anyways lets watch out expert in action, Leatherface just runs in with the chainsaw and tears the turkey apart. Skinner says thats not right. Leatherface chases after skinner.
Kamala/Akeem vs Papa Shango/Black Scorpion
Winner: Kamala and Akeem in 21:14 when Kamala pinned Shango after hitting a Headbutt
Outback Jack/Skinner vs Lord Hugo/Zeus(c) for the Tag Titles
Winner: Lord Hugo and Zeus in 17:26 when Hugo pinned Jack after hitting a powerbomb
Main Event:
King Booger vs Jay Leno(c) for the World Title
Winner and New World Champ: King Booger in 12:19 with a powerslam, after B.a.l.s.a.c got involved and Arquette turned on Leno hitting him with a chair while the ref wasn't looking. Arquette and Shatner continued the beatdown until King Booger made the save. Russo came out and announced at December show it will be King Booger and Jay Leno vs David Arquette and William Shatner.
After main event
Cooking Tips #2 How(not) to deep fry a turkey
Chef boy-r-dee-dee-dee(Eugene) returns to show us how to deep frying a turkey. The kitchen is done up with christmas decorations. With a tree and ribbons everywhere. Eugene says the reason why its all decorated for Chistmas is because this all thanksgiving stuff that the stores this time of the year. Russo is heard ugging in the background. He has a trashcan with all the grease and already heated. He says you have to carefully put the turkey in the hot grease. He puts in in just fine, and and after a while you have to check the temperture. He grabs a thermometer(which you can tell is a rectal thermometer) Russo can be heard saying Oh sweet Jesus, I can already smell the lawsuits, or is that the thermometer, Eugene yells I got this from Akeem. Russo shakes his head and says I'm out of here. Eugene goes to stick the thermometer in the turkey without taking it out, burns himself, he freeksout kick over the garbage can with the turkey in it. It falls over grease goes everywhere. The set is now a blazing inferno Eugene yells and runs out crying. Snitsky sticks his head in and says oh a fire, well as usual it wasn't my fault!! well someone call Firebreaker chip. We see a scene from an hour later all the roster is outside and the fire trucks are there. The entire arena has burned down. Eugene gets arrested and he cries.Lobsterman yells Oh my god!!! where is russo I think he didn't get out. All the talent are upset, Russo is then shown on the other side of the burnt down building, he says to the camera I ain't dead I just wish I was, making Lobsterman happy. Vince Russo says Happy Thanksgiving, I'm leaving see you for the Christmas show. He says Oh sweet jesus!! next month is Christmas I have to hope an arena will book us after this show and last show where snitsky burned down the school.
TNCW X
Start of Show
Triple B gets out of his car, as gets ou,t he grabs his bags, he gets about 10 ft from his car, and a masked man(wearing a Killer Bee's mask) hits him in the back of the knee with a lead pipe. The masked men continues the beatdown until A-train runs up and the masked man runs off. A-train keeps running though right to his car. Triple B holding his knee says Help me A-train, A-train says not now, I just found out Mcdonalds, just brought back the Mcrib and I love those things. As he backs up not looking where he is going he runs over triple b's other leg. Mantaur walks up and pisses on Triple B. Khali chases mantaur off yelling No!!! bad doggie. Turns to triple B and says sorry.
The Berzerker vs I.R.S
Winner: The Berzerker in 17:55 with a legdrop
Pirate Paul Burchill vs Mark Henry
Winner: Mark Henry in 10:26 with a big splash
Steve-o/Chris Pontious vs Super Crazy/Psicosis
Winner: Steve-O and Chris in 10:51 when Steve-O pinned Psicosis with a sunset flip
Karl Malone vs Lazertron
Winner: Karl Malone in 15:51 with a elbow drop
after 4
Great Khali is shown working on a center piece for the big thanksgiving feast. He is dressed in full Indian gear with the headdress and all. Sid comes in to check on the progress, his first reaction is oh my god, you got a holiday right. Sid pauses and looks at Khali, and says I thought you were the thank you, come again indian, and not the (does the tatanka war cry) of indian.Khali gets pissed. Sid says hold up, I was just saying, I was just pointing out something weird to me. Khali shakes his head and shows sid the center piece, The center Piece is a mini jack-o-latern, and couple easter eggs, a bottle of guiness with a shamrock sticking out the top. a couple candy canes, and a little plush heart. Sid says oh, I spoke to soon about getting the holiday right. Just then Mantaur runs up and starts humping sids leg. Sid says thats enough and powerbombs mantaur. Khali starts checking on mantaur and then chases sid, crying while doing it.
K-fed/Arnold vs Flairs Little Ponies(c) for the Tag Titles
Winner: Flairs little ponies in 16:08 when roma pinned arnold after a punch
Mr. America vs Johnny Polo/Adam Bomb
Winner: Polo and Bomb in 54:51 when Polo finially made America tap to the ankle lock
(note America wouldn't give up)
Kiss Demon vs Viscera
Winner: Kiss Demon in 9:20 with a pump handle slam
Main Event
Jason the Terrible vs Boogeyman(c) for the King of the Crap Title
Winner: Jason the Terrible in 14:09 after hitting boogeyman in the head with a wooden baseball bat.
After main event
All the wrestlers except Mantaur, Khali, triple B ,Chuck Norris and the Karate Kommandos are shown sitting at the big thanksgiving.feast, A-train has a big plate of McRibs on his plate.Virgirl,Lazertron,and Ice Train are trying to steal McRibs from A-train, but A-train won't let them. They say come on were hungry they don't feed us, A-train replies its not my problem. Team Jackass is having a contest to see who can drink the most turkey gravy. Boogeeyman has palte full of worms. Lodi is swooning over a squash that looks like a heh and says i'm saving you for later.Mr.america and sid are arguing over a turkey leg when Khali, Mantaur wearing a neckbrace, and a couple police officers apporach sid, the cop turns to khali and says is this the guy? Khali nods. The police say to sid your under arrest for cruelity to animals, you have the right to remain silent. . . Sid yells back I have powerbombed midgets off the roof, i have done hate crimes against mexicans, I beat up retards for fun, and I have Webster locked up in my basement and you arrest me for this? come on he's not even a real dog!! The cops put the cuffs on him and start to bring him off. Mr.america then throws mashed potatos at him, which pisses mark henry off because he wasted food. Mark Henry attacks mr.america, this leads to team jackass throwing food at Henry. It then breaks out in to a huge Food fight/brawl/riot/anarchy. The cop who is arresting sid gets on his radio and calls for backup. We see a black screen with the words 45 minutes later. . . the place looks like a warzone and everybody is still fighting. The s.w.a.t team busts in. they set off tear gas bombs which chris master blames on mabel. Team jackass steals a tazer from a s.w.a.t team member and they tazer each other in the balls.B.a.l.s.a.c.x are in a corner with K-fed yelling man they are going to give the kids back to britney, think of the children people, think of the children. Arnold gets in to a firefight with the s.w.a.t. team thinking he is the terminator.Doink is trying to escape when a member pof the s.w.a.t. team mistakes him for the joker, and the s.w.a.t. team member chases him. Just then Chuck Norris and the Karate Kommandos just show up late, because they were at a party celebrating Brock Lesnars UFC title win. The s.w.a.t. team see chuck norris, and retreat. Chuck Norris looks around and says to Blackman did I miss something? However the brawl continues, this leads to Jeff Jarrett singing to try to calm everyone down, which leads to everybody kicking the crap out of Double J. The show ends with the brawl still gong.
William Shatner vs Waylon Mercy
Winner: Waylon Mercy in 9:42 with a punch to the head
Damian Demento vs Snitsky
Winner: Snitsky in 23:10 with a pump handle slam
Super Porky vs Heidenreich
Winner: Heidenreich in 15:55 with a blackhole slam
Sewerside #155
Russo starts the show off with an opem forum with the entire sewerside roster, he say that the whole meeting is about how the economy is effecting TNCW Sewerside. He says first thing, is that there is going to be a $10 limit per wrestler for locker room accomidations. This gets Arquette upset, Arquette says how dare you do that I have a contract that states that I get three bottles of Hpnotiq, two asian hookers,a 10 pound bowl of brown M&Ms,the lastest tabloids, a steak dinner with all the trimings, and a bottle of KY Jelly for the hookers. Shatner yells wait they only give me one Philippino hooker, one old Shaq's Mr. Big bar, and one Hulk Hogan Frozen cheeseburger with no microwave to cook it. Russo says too bad. Also due to budget cuts there will be no Turkey on Pole match this year. This causes the lardasses including all out overweight fans which is a good chunk of our fan since were in Green Bay to riot. As the riot is going on Snitsky gets to the mic, Russo says this isn't the best time to ask any questions. Snitsky says it wasn't a question, just wanted to say "it wasn't my fault, that is all" and leaves threw the crowd big booting people left and right including a 5 yr old girl and a 90 yr old man.
It took 3 hrs to get the riot under control before the show could really begin. Cops were called including the WCW tag team State Patrol and Robocop and Gary Coleman and Ahmed Johnson who are the heads of TNCW security. There was $400,000 in damage to the building due to the
riot.
Ken Patera vs Johnny B Badd
Winner: Ken Patera in 17:03 with a atomic drop
Ludvig Borga vs Arachnaman(c) for the WTF title
Winner: Ludvig Borga in 18:35 with the torture rack
Loser Leaves TNCW
The Shockmaster vs Gary Spivey
Winner: Shockmaster in 11:56 with a running splash
After the match Spivey grabs the Mic and announces that before their match Spivey talked Russo into givivng Shockmaster a shot at the WTF next show and Russo accepted. Shockmaster is glad and he shakes Spivey hand for everything he did for him.
Cooking Tips #1 How to carve a turkey
Skinner does a voice over for this bit, We see a Turkey just sitting there, skinner says the correct way to carve a turkey is to cut it down the center and along the ribcage, he turns to damian demento and says thats right ain't it? Demento says I don't know, I'm not a jobber I don't carve my own turkey, butterball does.Skinner says anyways lets watch out expert in action, Leatherface just runs in with the chainsaw and tears the turkey apart. Skinner says thats not right. Leatherface chases after skinner.
Kamala/Akeem vs Papa Shango/Black Scorpion
Winner: Kamala and Akeem in 21:14 when Kamala pinned Shango after hitting a Headbutt
Outback Jack/Skinner vs Lord Hugo/Zeus(c) for the Tag Titles
Winner: Lord Hugo and Zeus in 17:26 when Hugo pinned Jack after hitting a powerbomb
Main Event:
King Booger vs Jay Leno(c) for the World Title
Winner and New World Champ: King Booger in 12:19 with a powerslam, after B.a.l.s.a.c got involved and Arquette turned on Leno hitting him with a chair while the ref wasn't looking. Arquette and Shatner continued the beatdown until King Booger made the save. Russo came out and announced at December show it will be King Booger and Jay Leno vs David Arquette and William Shatner.
After main event
Cooking Tips #2 How(not) to deep fry a turkey
Chef boy-r-dee-dee-dee(Eugene) returns to show us how to deep frying a turkey. The kitchen is done up with christmas decorations. With a tree and ribbons everywhere. Eugene says the reason why its all decorated for Chistmas is because this all thanksgiving stuff that the stores this time of the year. Russo is heard ugging in the background. He has a trashcan with all the grease and already heated. He says you have to carefully put the turkey in the hot grease. He puts in in just fine, and and after a while you have to check the temperture. He grabs a thermometer(which you can tell is a rectal thermometer) Russo can be heard saying Oh sweet Jesus, I can already smell the lawsuits, or is that the thermometer, Eugene yells I got this from Akeem. Russo shakes his head and says I'm out of here. Eugene goes to stick the thermometer in the turkey without taking it out, burns himself, he freeksout kick over the garbage can with the turkey in it. It falls over grease goes everywhere. The set is now a blazing inferno Eugene yells and runs out crying. Snitsky sticks his head in and says oh a fire, well as usual it wasn't my fault!! well someone call Firebreaker chip. We see a scene from an hour later all the roster is outside and the fire trucks are there. The entire arena has burned down. Eugene gets arrested and he cries.Lobsterman yells Oh my god!!! where is russo I think he didn't get out. All the talent are upset, Russo is then shown on the other side of the burnt down building, he says to the camera I ain't dead I just wish I was, making Lobsterman happy. Vince Russo says Happy Thanksgiving, I'm leaving see you for the Christmas show. He says Oh sweet jesus!! next month is Christmas I have to hope an arena will book us after this show and last show where snitsky burned down the school.
TNCW X
Start of Show
Triple B gets out of his car, as gets ou,t he grabs his bags, he gets about 10 ft from his car, and a masked man(wearing a Killer Bee's mask) hits him in the back of the knee with a lead pipe. The masked men continues the beatdown until A-train runs up and the masked man runs off. A-train keeps running though right to his car. Triple B holding his knee says Help me A-train, A-train says not now, I just found out Mcdonalds, just brought back the Mcrib and I love those things. As he backs up not looking where he is going he runs over triple b's other leg. Mantaur walks up and pisses on Triple B. Khali chases mantaur off yelling No!!! bad doggie. Turns to triple B and says sorry.
The Berzerker vs I.R.S
Winner: The Berzerker in 17:55 with a legdrop
Pirate Paul Burchill vs Mark Henry
Winner: Mark Henry in 10:26 with a big splash
Steve-o/Chris Pontious vs Super Crazy/Psicosis
Winner: Steve-O and Chris in 10:51 when Steve-O pinned Psicosis with a sunset flip
Karl Malone vs Lazertron
Winner: Karl Malone in 15:51 with a elbow drop
after 4
Great Khali is shown working on a center piece for the big thanksgiving feast. He is dressed in full Indian gear with the headdress and all. Sid comes in to check on the progress, his first reaction is oh my god, you got a holiday right. Sid pauses and looks at Khali, and says I thought you were the thank you, come again indian, and not the (does the tatanka war cry) of indian.Khali gets pissed. Sid says hold up, I was just saying, I was just pointing out something weird to me. Khali shakes his head and shows sid the center piece, The center Piece is a mini jack-o-latern, and couple easter eggs, a bottle of guiness with a shamrock sticking out the top. a couple candy canes, and a little plush heart. Sid says oh, I spoke to soon about getting the holiday right. Just then Mantaur runs up and starts humping sids leg. Sid says thats enough and powerbombs mantaur. Khali starts checking on mantaur and then chases sid, crying while doing it.
K-fed/Arnold vs Flairs Little Ponies(c) for the Tag Titles
Winner: Flairs little ponies in 16:08 when roma pinned arnold after a punch
Mr. America vs Johnny Polo/Adam Bomb
Winner: Polo and Bomb in 54:51 when Polo finially made America tap to the ankle lock
(note America wouldn't give up)
Kiss Demon vs Viscera
Winner: Kiss Demon in 9:20 with a pump handle slam
Main Event
Jason the Terrible vs Boogeyman(c) for the King of the Crap Title
Winner: Jason the Terrible in 14:09 after hitting boogeyman in the head with a wooden baseball bat.
After main event
All the wrestlers except Mantaur, Khali, triple B ,Chuck Norris and the Karate Kommandos are shown sitting at the big thanksgiving.feast, A-train has a big plate of McRibs on his plate.Virgirl,Lazertron,and Ice Train are trying to steal McRibs from A-train, but A-train won't let them. They say come on were hungry they don't feed us, A-train replies its not my problem. Team Jackass is having a contest to see who can drink the most turkey gravy. Boogeeyman has palte full of worms. Lodi is swooning over a squash that looks like a heh and says i'm saving you for later.Mr.america and sid are arguing over a turkey leg when Khali, Mantaur wearing a neckbrace, and a couple police officers apporach sid, the cop turns to khali and says is this the guy? Khali nods. The police say to sid your under arrest for cruelity to animals, you have the right to remain silent. . . Sid yells back I have powerbombed midgets off the roof, i have done hate crimes against mexicans, I beat up retards for fun, and I have Webster locked up in my basement and you arrest me for this? come on he's not even a real dog!! The cops put the cuffs on him and start to bring him off. Mr.america then throws mashed potatos at him, which pisses mark henry off because he wasted food. Mark Henry attacks mr.america, this leads to team jackass throwing food at Henry. It then breaks out in to a huge Food fight/brawl/riot/anarchy. The cop who is arresting sid gets on his radio and calls for backup. We see a black screen with the words 45 minutes later. . . the place looks like a warzone and everybody is still fighting. The s.w.a.t team busts in. they set off tear gas bombs which chris master blames on mabel. Team jackass steals a tazer from a s.w.a.t team member and they tazer each other in the balls.B.a.l.s.a.c.x are in a corner with K-fed yelling man they are going to give the kids back to britney, think of the children people, think of the children. Arnold gets in to a firefight with the s.w.a.t. team thinking he is the terminator.Doink is trying to escape when a member pof the s.w.a.t. team mistakes him for the joker, and the s.w.a.t. team member chases him. Just then Chuck Norris and the Karate Kommandos just show up late, because they were at a party celebrating Brock Lesnars UFC title win. The s.w.a.t. team see chuck norris, and retreat. Chuck Norris looks around and says to Blackman did I miss something? However the brawl continues, this leads to Jeff Jarrett singing to try to calm everyone down, which leads to everybody kicking the crap out of Double J. The show ends with the brawl still gong.
