WF:TF LIVE Show 1!!!!!!

Show 1

Opening Match – Zeke vs Tnavswwe134

Tnavswwe134 was perm banned from WF but I did receive his match. Here it is:

Steel Cage Match For The Ewf Title: Shawn Michaels (c) Vs Randy Orton
We begin the match with Orton clotheslining Michaels really early in the match. Randy picks Shawn back up and hits him with a dropkick. Orton then tries to esape the cage before Michaels is caught by Orton. Michaels then hits a big boot to Orton followed by Shawn throwing Orton right into the steel cage. Michaels then hits a series of rights and lefts on Orton before Orton throws Shawn Michaels right into the steel cage to bust open Michaels. Orton then places Michael's head right on the cage followed by a dropkick by Orton. Orton tries to escape the cage, but Michaels catches Orton and throws Orton right into the steel. Now that makes Orton busted wide open also. Michaels then hits a flying forearm on him followed by a scoop slam. Michaels then goes to the top of the cage and tries to hit the elbow from the top of the cage, but Orton moves out of the way and Michaels goes down onto the canvas. Orton then does a signal hes gonna do an Rko, and he also tells Shawn that he'll see a new champion. Orton tries to hit an Rko but Michaels blocks it and Orton goes down. Michaels then tunes up the band and is about to hit the sweet chin music. Orton then dunks underneath the sweet chin music and Michaels hits his knee right into the steel. Michaels then says his knee hurts. Orton then does another signal for the Rko, this time he hits the Rko onto Shawn. Orton then tries to escape the cage but Michaels got back up and stopped him. Michaels then hits a sweet chin music to Orton from out of nowhere. Michaels then tries to get out of the cage but Orton stops him and hits Michaels with a back breaker. Orton then grabs a steel chair that he brought in the ring with him before the match, and hits Shawn with the steel chair. Orton then hits an Rko to Shawn onto the steel chair. Orton then tries to escape the cage. Before he could get his other foot out of the cage, Michaels stops him and drags him back into the ring. Orton is about to hit Shawn with the chair again, but Michaels hits Sweet chin music to Orton with the chair in his hands. Michaels tries to escape, but the Big Time Players Shelton Benjamin and Mvp come in the cage and start to attack Michaels. Mvp hits Michaels with the Playmaker and Benjamin hit Michaels with a T-Bone Suplex. They climb back to the outside of the ring and tried to help Orton to get out of the cage but The Powers of Pain come to the outside of the cage and start to attack them. Batista hits a spinebuster to Benjamin on the steel floor and Rock throws Mvp right into the cage. Michaels and Orton get back up and Orton gets with with a steel chair followed by Sweet chin music. Michaels tries to get out and he does get out and Michaels wins the match.

Winner and still Ewf Champion Shawn Michaels


Zeke didn’t hand in due to illness. Therefore the winner is tnavswwe134 by default although he is banned.


Triple Threat Match – Private Nick Jacobs vs R.I.P. Jax...You'll be missed™ vs Saw 5


Saw 5’s match:

Billy Kidman .versus. AJ Styles

Match starts with both men circling the ring followed by locking up. AJ Styles hits a big drop toe hold followed by applying a headlock, which Billy Kidman gets out of and applies a submission on AJ's arm. Both men get on their feet and AJ Styles looks to have the upper hand until Billy Kidman trips him up and applies another submission. AJ fights back with punches followed by Billy Kidman also fighting back with some punches of his own. AJ hits a few big knees to Kidman followed by a chop across the chest. Kidman follows back with a big punch to the face knocking AJ back.

Both men circle the ring and stare each other down until they lockup again and both men exchange stiff kicks to the legs followed by stiff kicks to the chest. They both back up and go for a big kick of their own but miss, Kidman misses a clothesline and Styles takes him down. Kidman flips AJ Styles over and holds him down. Styles stays on the ground trying to kick Kidman but Kidman grabs his foot. AJ then gets of out Kidman holding him and hits a spinning back kick to the chest. AJ backs Kidman into the corner, backs up and comes running in for the kill, but Kidman cuts him off with a dropkick to the knee. Kidman picks up AJ, hits a superkick followed by a B-K Bomb. Kidman goes off the ropes and hits a big senton splash, goes for the pin but AJ kicks out after two.

Kidman gets back on his feet as well as AJ Styles who ducks Billy's clothesline with a roll and follows up by hitting a Pelé to the back of Kidman's head. AJ nips up again and hits a big boot to the head of Kidman knocking him to the outside. Kidman tries to climb up onto the top rope but AJ Knocks him down with a stiff kick to the chest. AJ Styles attempts to suplex Kidman back in but Kidman brings AJ to the ring apron and gives him a big clothesline knocking AJ to the outside. Kidman attempts an asai moonsault from the second rope but Styles moves out of the way. AJ Styles goes to throw Kidman back in, Kidman counters and gives AJ a big punch to the face. Kidman rolls in, goes off the ropes and looks to jump through the middle ropes but as he does Styles hits a big kick to the head of Kidman. AJ Styles gets up on the ring apron and Kidman follows. Both men exchange punches and kicks on the ring apron until AJ gets into the ring and grabs Kidman and locks him into a tarantula like submission but facing forwards, not backwards. Kidman falls back into the ring while AJ climbs to the other corner. Kidman charges and battles with AJ on the top rope. AJ looks to superplex him off of it, but Kidman punches AJ off, then Kidman does the shooting star press but misses when AJ moves out of the way. AJ Styles picks up Kidman and attempts to go for a Styles Clash but can't hook his legs around Kidman's arms. After a struggle AJ lifts Kidman up higher for a powerbomb attempt but Kidman counters into a spike hurricanrana! Kidman goes for the pin and gets the 1, 2, and 3 for the win.

Winner: Billy Kidman



R.I.P. Jax...You'll be missed™ and Nick Jacobs no showed. Therefore Saw 5 wins by default.

WCWA Online vs K-Barr


K-Barr’s match:


Cage Match
Charlie Haas .vs. Kane
Haas watches as Kane walks into the ring as the Cage starts to lower down. As the bell rings Haas backs away and starts to climb the cage as fast as possible! Kane climbs up too and grabs Haas by the hair and throws him back down to the ring.

Kane throws Haas face first into the steel structure, and Haas falls between the ropes and the wall. Kane charges at him, but Haas ducks under and Kane crashes head first into the steel. Haas crawls under Kane's legs and starts to climb the opposite wall of the cage. Kane gets back up and grabs him by the trunks and Haas gets pulled hard in the ring as Kane stares down.
Kane picks Haas up again and this time he backs him into the corner and delivers several big right hands to the side of the face. Kane lifts him up but takes a low blow for doing so; Haas then delivers a DDT on Kane.

Haas gets back up and and scrapes Kane's head along the steel like a cheese grater, then rams Kane into the steel hard.
Haas ascends the top turnbuckle and starts hammering away at Kane, then hits a toprope bulldogg on Kane. Haas tries to get a win with the Pin but only scores a 2 count. Haas stomps away at Kane then goes to the top rope as Kane starts to get back up. Haas jumps off into a crossbody but kane catches him and slams him into the steel wall! Haas bounces back off the wall and Kane knocks him down a hard clothesline. Kane picks Haas up and kicks him in the gut and delivers a devastating powerslam.
Haas lands hard but Kane gets straight to his feet and picks up Haas again, this time he slams him face first into the cage wall. Kane then grabs Haas by the throat and hits a Chokeslam!Kane picks up Haas again in the powerslam position and this time rams him straight through the steel cage onto the outside floor! The bell rings and Kane thinks he has won the match with a K-O!
The winner of this match by escaping the cage, Charlie Haas!

Kane suddenly climbs out the cage hole and grabs Haas by the throat, but Big show comes running down and hits Kane with an iron! Big Show nails Kane three times in the back of the head and Kane drops to the floor. Big Show lifts Kane up and Chokeslams him right through the announcers table! Haas is laying on the floor busted open, but laughing at Big Show's actions towards Kane. Show lifts Haas up onto his shoulder and carries him out of the arena as the fans boo the match result.



WCWA Online’s match:

The camera cuts back to ringside, the fifteen foot high solid steel cage now in place, ring attendants putting the final touches on securing the enclosure. A graphic appears on the screen as “Hurt“ by Johnny Cash begins to play once more, Brain Damage on one side, Joker on the other. Below them are the words “Steel Cage Match”

BJ: Looks like we’re setting up for Delirious versus Chuck Taylor..

SD: Cage.. Cage match.. Damage-Joker..

BJ: Sorry.. Format sheets are impossible to read..

SD (ignoring) Here we go Benjo. Steel cage warfare. Brain Damage versus Joker.. Damage has went on a one man crime spree through all of WCWA, putting the hurt, pun intended, to Joker’s comrades in the BLK Out, even giving Allison Danger a vicious package pile driver through a table..

BJ: Benjo? Didn’t I tell you that wouldn’t stick?

SD: The hell you say.

Cut to Mel Phillips, standing outside of the steel cage with a microphone in hand.

MP: The following match is a special grudge match and it will be fought inside the fifteen foot high steel cage!!

The crowd cheers for the barbarianisms that are sure to follow.

MP: During this match, managers Joey Eastman and Allison Danger will be handcuffed together to prevent outside interference. The only way to win this match will be escape from the cage, either over the top of the cage with both feet touching the arena floor, or through the door.

“I’m a Hustla” by Cassidy feat. Jay-Z begins to play over the P/A system, but fades into “No Mas Control” by Roadrunner United following the introduction. With this, Allison Danger makes her way out onto the stage, shortly behind her, Joker, his face painted in possibly the most demonic clown make up imaginable, the color scheme being nothing but red and white..

BJ: Who do you think hates this more? Eastman or Allison.

SD: Definitely Allison.

BJ: How do you figure?

SD: Well, we know Allison likes girls. We assume Eastman does as well.

BJ: I wouldn't be so sure...

MP: First, making his way to the ring, being accompanied by “The Queen of Green” Allison Danger, from Chocolate City, weighing in at an even two hundred pounds, he is “The Cambodian Ax Murderer” this is JOKER!

Joker makes his way to the ring, sliding right up the steps and into the cage. He bounces off the ropes hard, seemingly ignoring that the cage is there and is raking his back every time he hits the ropes. Joker’s pre-match sprint comes to a close and the lights dim. "Bleed For Me" by Black Label Society hits over the P/A system and the crowd lets out a spattering of boos. This spattering of boos is turned to a SHOWER when Joey Eastman steps through the curtain, Brain Damage stomping behind him.

MP: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by “Absolutely Tan” Joey Eastman.. From Last Chance, Texas. Weighing in tonight at two hundred and fifty one pounds.. He is the “Hardcore Terminator” this is BRAIN DAMAGE!!

Damage down the ramp quickly and right into the cage, ambushing Joker before the lights even come back. The bell sounds and this match is under way. Two referees on the outside, senior referee Jason Verdoes for the action, referee PJ Drummond for Eastman and Danger. Drummond fiddles with the handcuffs provided for him by WCWA, struggling to get one cuff opened for Joey Eastman’s wrist.

BJ: Somehow, I doubt this is the first time PJ Drummond has put Joey Eastman in handcuffs..

SD: That’s so gay..

BJ: Glad you see the problem..

Eastman is cuffed to nothing on the outside as Damage and Joker slug away at each other on the inside. Eastman goes to the cage and begins to rattle it, trying to distract Joker. PJ pulls Eastman by the cuffs back to him, slapping the remaining cuff on the wrist of Allison Danger. Neither Eastman or Danger seem real happy about being cuffed together, as Damage and Joker continue to trade blows on the inside.

BJ: So, how long until either Eastman or Danger decks the other?

SD: Are we betting?

BJ: Well, closest to the pin. Or the time, in this case.

SD: I'll take six minutes.

BJ: Put me down for nine.

SD: Five?

BJ: You're on.

Damage grabs Joker by the head and forces his face right into the fencing of the cage. Joker’s face paint peels off on the cage, leaving bits of paint behind. Joker elbows Damage in the gut and forces his face into the cage. Damage is split wide open from his contact with the cage.

BJ: And three minutes into the match, Damage is busted wide open.

SD: I'd make a joke, but we aren't allowed to mention the guy.

BJ: Has that ever stopped you before?

SD: Well, no. But we have sponsors now, so I actually do get paid

Damage a bit weary, stumbling back to the center of the ring. Joker comes in for several punches to the open wound, staining his own knuckle tape with Damage’s blood. Joker grabs Damage by the head and tries to whip him into the cage, but Damage puts on the breaks. With a ton of force, Damage reverses the whip, sending Joker sailing face first into the cage. Joker goes right over the top rope, getting stuck between the ropes and the cage, sliding down the metal grating before sliding out under the bottom rope and back into the ring.

SD: F***! That must be the industrial strength fencing!

BJ: A 280 pound man just hit steel, and the cage went nowhere!

SD: Sucks to be Joker about now, eh Ben?

BJ: Eh? You're Canadian?

SD: I miss Styles.

BJ: He's Italian.

SD: Kloss?

BJ: Moron.

Joker stumbles back to his feet. Damage comes in and goes for the knockout punch, but Joker ducks it and showers Damage in blows to the body. Damage clubs down on Joker with a downward punch. Joker fires back on Damage, sending blood spatters from Damage everywhere with each shot.

SD: Ladies and gentleman, let the ass whopping commence.

BJ: I think it already has.

SD: Well, then we’re officially starting it.

BJ: Folks, this is going to get ugly in a hurry.

Damage stumbles backwards, going all the way into the corner. Joker puts the boots to Damage in the corner, getting him down to a seated position in the corner. Joker backs up a bit and comes diving into the corner with a cannonball senton, squishing Damage in the corner and grinding his face right into the side of the cage with disgusting force.

BJ: Squish!

SD: That **** ain’t right!

BJ: Cambodian cannonball, and the already bloodied face of Brain Damage meets the steel again!

Joker back to his feet, Damage’s blood all over his back. Joker starts out of the cage over the top, but Damage is right back up, grabbing Joker by the waist band of his shorts and jerking him right back down to the mat. Joker hits the mat hard, his head bouncing like a basketball upon impact.

SD: That may be the most disgusting twist on the flapjack I have ever seen

BJ: Not really a flapjack. More of a show of strength, as Damage just pulled Joker off the cage to the mat with sickening force.

SD: You see his head? It bounced! (Silence) Well?

BJ: Waiting for the joke.

SD: There is nothing funny about this, Ben.

Damage mounts Joker, going for the ground and pound, but Joker jabs him right in the eye with a thumb. Damage grabs his own eye, not pounding on Joker, but not getting off of him either. Joker reaches up and grabs at the bottom of Damage’s mouth. He pulls Damage’s mouth open, Damage trying his best to fight him off or bite him. With Damage’s mouth WIDE open, Joker socks Damage in the top of the right side of his face, shaking his jaw brutally.

SD: That was ing depraved!

BJ: He just tried to break his goddamn jaw, Shane!

SD: Fans, you know I love to goof around here. There is nothing funny about this. There may be an actual murder in that ring tonight

BJ: I hope our medical expenses are caught up.

SD: Will you shut the hell up??

Damage slides off of Joker, his jaw out of whack. He’s bent over, holding his mouth in agony. Joker gets back to his feet and runs up, punting Damage right in the face like a football, kicking with such a high kick that he himself lands on his back flat on the mat, Damage going down from the force of the kick.

BJ: And the field goal kick by Joker lands both men on the mat.

SD: Think about this Ben. How hard do you have to kick someone to fall yourself?

BJ: I don’t want to know. Nor do I want to find out.

Joker gets to his feet and he calls for the door to be open. Referee Jason Verdoes down as asked and opens the door. Joker starts towards the door, but Damage catches him, stopping him from escaping through the door. Verdoes shuts the door as Damage throws Joker with a belly to back suplex.

BJ: If I kicked someone as hard as Joker kicked Damage, and that person got up that quickly, I will seriously reconsider my career choice.

SD: To be fair, you hit like a girl. They’d probably get right back up.

BJ: You get the point, Shane.

SD: Yes, I do. And I think Joker’s about to get a point made

Damage mounts Joker again, this time slugging him several times right to the face with the ground and pound. Damage goes to the door, Joey Eastman “assisting” referee Jason Verdoes in pulling the door wide open for Damage. PJ Drummond and Verdoes are both trying to get the door away from Eastman as Damage is exiting. Allison Danger does a straight back fall, pulling Joey Eastman down too and effectively slamming the cage door right in Damage’s bloodied face.

SD: Quick thinking by Allison!

BJ: And Damage eats steel thanks to Eastman!

SD: How thanks to Eastman?

BJ: Well, if Joey was in the way, Allison couldn’t have fallen and taken him out!

SD: Well, there is that. Yes.

Damage stumbles to the center of the ring, Joker gets under him, hooking him up in an electric chair position. He grabs Damage’s arm and brings him down to the mat, violently spiking his head into the mat with the Joker Driver!!

SD: WHAT THE SAM ING HELL WAS THAT ****?!

BJ: Electric Chair Driver! In some circles, it’s known as the Rubix Cube, but Joker calls it the Joker Driver.

SD: I call it, lights out Brain Damage. You see the angle his neck hit at?

Joker holds it in a pin attempt, but realizes he cannot win the mat this way. Joker goes to the door and starts out, but Damage catches him. Damage rams Joker’s head right into the steel frame of the cage door, Joker crumbling over the middle rope. Damage grabs the top of the cage door, pulling it in to him enough that he can grip the steel mesh. From there, he pulls the door back as fast as he can, violently smashing Joker’s head and shoulders in the cage.

SD: And to think, this isn’t even the death match title match!

BJ: Which is next.

SD: No, it isn’t.

BJ: Son of a BITCH! Can I get a readable piece of paper here?

The side of Joker’s head is now split open from the slamming mesh. Damage on the attack on the wound, punching it several times to split it further than it already was open. Joker fights back with a slap. A second slap from Joker. He spins, going for the back fist, but Damage ducks it. Joker turns around and Damage slugs him right between the eyes.

BJ: Knockout punch!

SD: Also known as the “You Die Now!”

BJ: Huh?

SD: Nevermind.

Joker is down and out on the mat. Damage starts out the door. Allison Danger is doing her very best to get to the door to stop him, but Joey Eastman has her firmly trapped with the cuffs. Allison reaches into the pocket of her skirt, pulling out a can of mace and liberally coating Eastman’s face in the spray. Damage starts out the cage, but Danger gives him some spray too, before slamming the cage door in his face.

BJ: Well, combined we were right.

SD: Huh?

BJ: You said six. I said nine. It actually happened 15 in.

SD: Does no one win?

BJ: Oh, you owe me five dollars, Shane.

SD: Pay you when Heyman pays me.

BJ: (groan)

Damage is blinded, Joker slowly getting to his feet, still woozily. Eastman falls down, scrambling to find something to rinse the mace from his eyes. In falling down, he pulls Allison Danger’s head right into the cage, her forehead hitting the hardest right into a support pole on the cage. Both managers are effectively incapacitated at ringside.

BJ: I think Eastman just killed Danger.

SD: Allison head first into the pole.

BJ: Rimshot

SD: And to think, I wasn't going to go there

Joker is up, but still dazed. Damage is up, but blinded and in the wrong corner. Damage holding on to the cage for a guidance. Joker comes running at him, delivering a sick Liger drop kick, sandwiching Damage’s head between the force of his feet and the steel cage.

BJ: Joshi dropkick from Joker..

SD: I am so telling Joker you called him a Japanese girl..

BJ: Uhh, uhh.. Shades of Jushin “Thunder” Liger?

SD: Too late.

Joker up. He’s crawling towards the cage. Damage is out and would have no idea where he was even if he wasn’t. Eastman is down on the floor crying like a baby. Joker calls for the door to be opened. He’s halfway out the cage.. But the door slams shut hard on Joker’s head! Through the crowd has come Lance Storm, and he’s slammed the cage door right on Joker’s face.

BJ: Lance Storm!

SD: What the hell is Lance doing?

BJ: Well, remember Lance did say he was going to make an impact tonight.

SD: And me thinking that meant he was going to watch Justin Credible tapes. Silly me.

BJ: (groan)

Lance knocks referee Jason Verdoes out of the way and enters the cage. Immediately, he starts putting the boots to Joker, kicking him hard with his patented leather shoe. Damage is up to his feet, still blinded slightly. Storm grabs a hold of Damage and guides him to the door like a blind man, every few seconds taking time to kick Joker back down.

SD: Why is he doing this though?

BJ: Why are you asking me?

SD: I figured you might know.

BJ: Well, you figured wrong, pal.

Damage is about to escape the cage with the help of Lance Storm. Joker comes running at the pair, but Storm cuts him off with a decapitating super kick, Joker’s neck snapping violently backwards from the kick before he crumbles to the mat. Storm leads Damage out of the cage down and to the floor. Reluctantly, referee Jason Verdoes calls for the bell.

BJ: That is bull ****.

SD: Say what?

BJ: You heard me, Shane. A good hard hitting match ruined by that pompous Canadian ass.

SD: I think you need to look at the bigger picture. Is this a one time thing, or has Lance Storm joined Joey Eastman Worldwide?

Mel Phillips makes the announcement official as “Bleed for Me” by Black Label Society hits.

MP: Your winner of this match.. Brain DAMAGE!

Storm to the outside, quickly grabbing several bottles of water from the commentator’s table to rinse out Eastman and Damage’s eyes, PJ Drummond making quick work of the handcuffs to unhook Eastman from Danger..

BJ: Hey! They took my water!

SD: Shut up and eat your delicious Quizno’s sub. Quizno’s gave you the water for free anyways. Quizno’s, the official sub sponsor of WCWA.

BJ: That was the most shill-tastic thing I’ve ever heard..

SD: Quit your bitching, they took mine too. Quizno’s boy, more water!

Eastman liberally pours the water into his face, drowning himself in Ben’s refreshment. Damage applies a little bit and shakes off the pain. Standing between Eastman and Damage, Storm raises their hands in victory.

BJ: This cage match was supposed to prevent outside interference but dammit, that JEW rat Joey Eastman still pulled one over!

SD: That’s incredibly racist..

BJ: Joey Eastman Worldwide..

SD: Still racist.

Cut back to ringside. Joker lays in the center of the ring a bloodied mess, Danger on the outside leaking a bit of color as well. Cut back to the isle way, where Joey Eastman Worldwide and Lance Storm celebrate, Eastman and Damage being joined by Darin Corbin and Ryan Cruz.

BJ (sounding disgusted): Let’s send it backstage to Joel Gertner..




DTP vs Philli Boi vs Max

Max’s match:

Final Count Championship Wrestling presents, The WF:TF Live 1 Match

Chris Jericho (The Generation) vs. Ken Kennedy (Rev X) vs. Paul Burchill