Post by sniperhunter on Dec 20, 2007 18:23:58 GMT -5
The camera fades in to a familiar face in the WFWF, Peter Henshaw.
He was wearing a flashy new suite with a white tie and such with a good smile on his face. He gave the WFWF a nice warm welcome before he began to speak.
Peter Henshaw: Hello I'm Peter Henshaw as you know and in a few moments I will be interviewing you one of our newest addition to the WFWF. He has been in a few small feds but I'll tell you this guy is one small at al-
Peter Henshaw gets interfered by a low growl as a hand comes into the camera view and swipes the mic right out of Peter Henshaws grip. The camera begins at the unknown figures feet and slowly pans upward. Slowly going up, reaching the knee, the thigh, the sweat stain by the mans crotch, then a huge bulge in the mid section, up more, more, more...and more...
*5 Minutes go by*
The camera finally passes the mans stomach and reaches the out of controlled chest hair, meets the mans quadruple chin and then, We see who the figure was. It's the Revolting Blob. He has a very mean but funny look on his face as he attempts to look mean but really doesn't pull it off one bit. He then gazes around trying to mimic the peoples champ.
TRB: I am...The Revolting Blob!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!! Lemme' tell you somtin' fokes'! I am the one, the only and the newest and the future of WFspam! Yes thats right..I may seem small...
The crowd bursts out in laughter
TRB: Shut up or you will all feel the wrath of my 306 pound body layin' the Big Splash on you! or how about the blob bomb?! You wouldn't be laughing then would ya'?
The camera pulls in for a close shot as TRB's face becomes real sterm and he moves his head slowly side to side as he gets in closer to the camera. Suddenly he grits his teeth and you can see last weeks Ribs he had for dinner rotting in behind his molers.
TRB: This is a warnin' to all WFWF stars, Watch out!
TRB does an air punch but keeps it still in place.
TRB: Or ya' gonna' get the wrath of...MEEEEEEE!!
TRB then whips the cape in front of him and his face only showing his eyes. He stays still for a moment until the butter ball runs off the scene. The camera man watches TRB waddle down the hallway when he runs and steals a backstage workers twinky and shoves his face in it and runs off laughing hysterically.
He was wearing a flashy new suite with a white tie and such with a good smile on his face. He gave the WFWF a nice warm welcome before he began to speak.
Peter Henshaw: Hello I'm Peter Henshaw as you know and in a few moments I will be interviewing you one of our newest addition to the WFWF. He has been in a few small feds but I'll tell you this guy is one small at al-
Peter Henshaw gets interfered by a low growl as a hand comes into the camera view and swipes the mic right out of Peter Henshaws grip. The camera begins at the unknown figures feet and slowly pans upward. Slowly going up, reaching the knee, the thigh, the sweat stain by the mans crotch, then a huge bulge in the mid section, up more, more, more...and more...
*5 Minutes go by*
The camera finally passes the mans stomach and reaches the out of controlled chest hair, meets the mans quadruple chin and then, We see who the figure was. It's the Revolting Blob. He has a very mean but funny look on his face as he attempts to look mean but really doesn't pull it off one bit. He then gazes around trying to mimic the peoples champ.
TRB: I am...The Revolting Blob!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!! Lemme' tell you somtin' fokes'! I am the one, the only and the newest and the future of WFspam! Yes thats right..I may seem small...
The crowd bursts out in laughter
TRB: Shut up or you will all feel the wrath of my 306 pound body layin' the Big Splash on you! or how about the blob bomb?! You wouldn't be laughing then would ya'?
The camera pulls in for a close shot as TRB's face becomes real sterm and he moves his head slowly side to side as he gets in closer to the camera. Suddenly he grits his teeth and you can see last weeks Ribs he had for dinner rotting in behind his molers.
TRB: This is a warnin' to all WFWF stars, Watch out!
TRB does an air punch but keeps it still in place.
TRB: Or ya' gonna' get the wrath of...MEEEEEEE!!
TRB then whips the cape in front of him and his face only showing his eyes. He stays still for a moment until the butter ball runs off the scene. The camera man watches TRB waddle down the hallway when he runs and steals a backstage workers twinky and shoves his face in it and runs off laughing hysterically.