Post by Kyzer on Jun 24, 2006 4:25:50 GMT -5
We see a black and white video that features violent scenes such as: bombs exploding, lions fighting, riots, pub brawls etc. Marilyn Manson's “Fight Song” plays over the top as the video's focus changes at a greater speed. The video then sets on fire and peels away and we see the WFWF owners Michael Kyzer and Drakz sat in their office on the coffee table with their faces pushed right up against the camera. Their pupils are dilated and they have smirks panning from ear to ear.
Drakz: Ladies and Gentlemen.
Kyzer: Tonight is the next step in our master plan.”
Drakz: The latest addition to our manifesto.
Kyzer: Man-of-pesto!
Drakz: Man-of-f*cking-pesto!
Kyzer: Tonight our new found friend Percival will be proving his worth.
Drakz: Our little tournament will kick off.
Kyzer: And the 1st number one contender for the Ham-Shank title will be decided.
Drakz: Ladies and Gentleman we give you Odium!
Kyzer starts to laugh and Drakz pushes him over.
Drakz: You cun...
The feed cuts to the arena and we see pyro erupt from the stage as Odium kicks off its debut show. The cameras cut over to the announcer’s booth where Hayden: Cross and Crystal Vierra both sit.
Hayden:: Welcome to Odium, the brand new show from our new owners Mr. Drakz and Mr. Kyzer. This will be a night where the new era of the WFWF continues. We have two matches to determine who meets Reverend Shadow at SuperBrawl. We have the newly named Meggalicious title on the line as Meg takes on Justin Tyme. We also have the newly crowned Ham Shank Champion Obo taking on Reverend Shadow, the man who beat out everyone else in the company to win that coveted spot in the main event at SuperBrawl.
Crystal: Most importantly though we have sex, drugs and violence as Kyzer and Drakz continue to show the world the new WFWF. Now instead of Hayden: talking more out of his ass we will go to the ring for out first match on Odium.
As Tear Jerker plays, Cardinal walks out about 5 seconds into the song. The lights are dimmed to red. Cardinal walks down to the ring, and flips in between the middle and bottom ropes. He stands on the middle rope and throws up a WC hand sign, before back-flipping off. The lights return to normal as Cardinal waits for his opponent.
Crystal: Now this bitch has quit and returned to the WFWF all in the matter of like two weeks. He gets the award for being the biggest **** in the WFWF.
Hayden:: I don’t think you should be berating the talent here. It may get them in an uproar.
Crystal:
them.
The arena lights fall; as the strobe light pear towards the entrance way. Smoke fills up the runway, "Superunknown" kicks to full swing; and seconds later, Wayne McGurk drives down to the ring in his black Harley Davidson Hog. McGurk hops into the ring and they lock up. Cardinal takes advantage with a quick kick to the knee of the bigger man. Cardinal follows with a sharp elbow to the head and then a clothesline to the mat and covers him, but McGurk quickly powers out easily pushing Cardinal off. Cardinal goes to the ropes and rebounds off of them into a massive spear from McGurk. McGurk quickly gets to his feet. He pulls Cardinal up and lifts him over his head. McGurk drops him with The Death Sentence. McGurk doesn’t go for the pin though. He pulls Cardinal to his feet again and nails a right hook that takes Cardinal back to the mat.
Crystal: I love this. McGurk is just toying with him.
Hayden:: He may be underestimating him though.
Crystal: Watch that!
McGurk bounces off the ropes and nails a massive leg drop on Cardinal. He picks Cardinal up and follows that with a powerbomb. Cardinal hits the mat as McGurk holds on.
Crystal: He is picking him up for a second one, I love it.
McGurk does just that and lifts Cardinal back into the air. He slams Cardinal down hard, but still refuses to let go. He lifts him up a third time and drops him to the mat. And yet McGurk holds on. He lifts him up and nails a fourth powerbomb on Cardinal. McGurk finally releases this time and Cardinal bounces off the mat. He lies motionless as McGurk stands over him with a smile. McGurk starts to pull him up and immediately hits The Blister City Slam. McGurk covers him with ease. 1…2…3!!!
Hayden:: Exerted his dominance here. He is definitely on the path of proving himself in the WFWF.
Crystal: Apparently something is going on backstage.
We now see Yukio Blaze storming down one of the arena's corridors at high pace. He pushes backstage staff out of his way and even knocks one off his feet. He then turns suddenly and bursts through the owner's office door where he finds Drakz alone laid on one of the sofas. He races over to Drakz and grabs him by the scruff of his t-shirt.
Yukio: I don't want to fight your lackey! I want you! It's your ass I want to beat!
Drakz smiles at Yukio and lifts his eyebrows.
Drakz: Oh Yuki you know how to get my juices flowing. You want me? You wanna beat my ass?
Drakz's mocking makes Yukio all the more angry and he lifts his fist.
Drakz: Remember who you work for slut.”
Yukio can not stand being referred to as this but he lets go of Drakz. He grabs the glass coffee table in-between the sofas and launches it across the room where it shatters against the wall. Drakz starts to laugh as Yukio continues his rampage.
Drakz: And what makes you think smashing our sh*t up is going to bother us any more this week than it did at Scars and Stripes?”
Yukio ignores him and kicks over a book case.
Drakz: Fine.
Drakz straightens his shirt and lies back down. His eyes close and he seems to be blocking out Yukio altogether. Yukio feels he has done enough damage as he turns around and makes a B-line for the door. Drakz shouts to him as he leaves the room.
Drakz: Good luck against Percy. HAHA!
Crystal: It seems like Drakz doesn’t give a rat’s ass about Yukio being an a**hole.
The camera moves down the hall slowly as it passing by rooms. Sounds can be heard from the down the hall and it closes in on it quickly. As it reaches the door where the sounds are originating from the door is lock but voices can be heard from the inside.
Voice #1: Why do you plague me so? I cannot become what I was again! I cannot abandon the ones I love!
Voice #2: You mustn’t be burdened by them any longer, they have served their purpose and the time to truly embrace who you are now. Fooling about with this infantile dream of family and honesty is pure ludicrous and you know it! You’re whining, you’re blubbering, this will not bring about any great awakening and your ignorance will cause you to pay dearly in the ring, that I promise you.
Voice #1: Who hath sent you?....Why must I give up all I have begun to hold dear, why must I give up my family and friends for this will?
Voice#2: Keep in mind that this is not your will, this is Gods will....you are not to question it in the least. Embrace me as your new family, as your new friend and I will bring you to a you that can complete Gods plan. But until you give yourself to me I can do nothing but standby and watch your whiny antics ruin all that we both hold dear. The time of the Rapture is upon us and you have done nothing but worry about your own needs and this I will not stand for any longer without stating the facts.
Voice #1: Just what are the facts?
Voice#2: Your such and imbecile, but you have let yourself become this way. I remember the days when fear and reverence shown through people who walked by you and now you are but a withering priest with no true identity unless you embrace me. I can help you overcome those who stand in your way, whether it is Alex, Zmaster, CBT, or Jason...I can help you...please consider my offer.
A rustling within the room and then the door seemed to unlock and open as Reverend Shadow walked out. He pushed past and made his way down the hall, the camera then panned into the room and found nothing and no one.
The light's goes out in the arena, then the beginning note of "Remedy" play's over the P.A. Smoke start's to fill the entrance way. The drum beat start's to play and Yukio Blaze comes out from the titantron to a standing ovation while the crown still sings. Yukio drop's down to his knee's then look's around the arena at the fans. He gets off the ground and take's his time to get in the ring and admires the crown in the process. He gets in the ring and walk's over to the turnbuckle and climb's all the way up and raises his right arm in the air. Yukio waits in the center of the ring for Percy. “Through The Iris” by 10 Years hits the speakers as Percy makes his way down the ramp with a shopping cart full of plunder, ranging from a stop sign to a couple of steel chairs to a card table.
Crystal: He is that little annoying punk Yukio. I hope he bleeds. That would be very nice
Hayden:: You really don’t like Yukio do you?
Crystal: I don’t like anyone who messes with the people who sign my paychecks.
Percy tosses all his weaponry into the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. Yukio meets Percy as he slides into the ring with a shot from the stop sign. Percy kicks the stop sign out of Yukio’s hands and kicks Yukio away. Percy charges and hits a running clothesline on Yukio. Percy grabs a snow shovel that he tossed into the ring. Percy with a wild swing with the shovel, but Yukio hops right over. Percy counters the hop by drilling Yukio in the back, breaking the handle of the snow shovel. Percy turns his attention to the card table, working quickly to set it up. Yukio comes running in, nailing Percy with a lung blower out of no where.
Hayden:: Yukio caught Percy off guard with that move changed the momentum of the match there.
Crystal: Percy will recover. This is the man who took part in one of the most violent matches ever in the WFWF.
Hayden:: That is most certainly true there.
Percy rolls over into the card table, accidentally knocking the table over. Yukio comes over to the downed Percy. Yukio nails a standing star press to Percy. Yukio immediately jumps to his feet and places the stop sign on Percy’s face. He nails a pendulum elbow onto the stop sign. Yukio rests on his knees as Percy flops around. Yukio crawls towards him but Percy catches Yukio with a punch to the stomach, but when he pulls out, he also pulls a needle out, apparently punching Yukio with the needle. Yukio now has a puncture wound that is bleeding at a rapid pace as Percy sets his card table back up.
Crystal: That was awesome. I hope to see that more often.
Hayden:: You are one sick girl.
Yukio comes in with a kick to the stomach of Percy, working quickly to minimize blood loss. Yukio hooks the arms of Percy and lifts him high into the air, dropping him onto the card table with the Undecided Finisher. The table crumbles underneath Percy and Percy is out of it for a count of three.
In the locker room... Manny and Kurt are prepping for the match against Tyger.
Kurt: You know, that one big guy... he kind of scares me.
Manny: You mean Kronik?
Kurt: No, the German guy.
Manny: Ahhh... how does he scare you?
Kurt: I don't know, it's just.... well he kind of looks like your mom.
Manny throws a towel at Kurt.
Kurt: Just kidding, only the stubble looks like your...
Manny pegs him with a water bottle. A littler guy walks in.
Spider: Hey guys... wazzup?
Kurt: Who are you?
Spider: The name's Spider! I am the most hardrockin sonofabitch in this business.
Kurt: You can't be... that's me.
Spider: I know, I came back here to let you know I'm a big fan of your carnage. If you guys need...
Kurt: Ok, I see where this is going. I don't dig guys.
Spider: NO! I want to join the revolution!
Kurt: Ohh... well...
Manny: We'll consider, just show us what you got... if we like it... we'll let you know. Ready?
Kurt:Ready.
Hayden:: It seems our Orgy Champions are recruiting.
Crystal: Those two are crazy enough. They don’t need to recruit any others.
Hayden:: I won’t argue that. Now we have our next match of the evening. It is the women’s tag match.
Crystal: The sluts’ match.
''Flirt'' hits the speakers. The Gyno Champion Scratch Cat then emerges with Tiger cubs on leashes, she is wearing a Pink shimmering Coat over her ring attire and proceeds to the ring. She climbs onto the apron gracefully as she gives the tigers to a staff member at ringside, and takes off her coat. She crawls the apron like a Cat on a Wall then pulls herself up with the ropes and discards her coat. She then climbs over the bottom rope, in a feminine manner. She makes herself to the centre of the ring and smiles at the crowd while holding the Gyno Championship.
Crystal: There stands the dumbest blonde to grace our fair company.
Hayden:: You have to give credit where credit is due, she is the first Gyno Champion.
Then "Slave For You" Britney Spears hits the speakers and Lydia walks out slowly, flaunting her stuff. She makes her way in to the ring and her and Scratch Cat wait patiently for their opponents. As the haunting scream of Melissa Auf Der Maur's intro to "Followed The Waves" shatters around the arena, the light fall, and a haunting shade of violent fills the arena. As the song finally kicks into gear. Phoenix makes her presence felt as she hauntingly glides into the ring. Then as the three women were staring each other down when The lights in the Arena go out, silencing the many fans in attendance. Red lights flash every now and then down the Entrance Ramp. The Titan Tron's screen begins to light up with static. The static begins to form into a face, the Demented face of Vivica. Just then, "Never Again" plays throughout the Arena. The fans cheer for the two psychotic monsters that this theme music belongs to. Morgan Lander's Demonic screams are heard behind heavy, thrashing music and all of the sudden, signaling the entrance. Vivica walks out from behind the curtain, with a Long, Dog Chain in hand. The rest of the Dog Chain is still behind the curtain. Vivica puts her hand to her waist, as the Unstable Monster, Kronic appear, wearing a Spiked Dog Collar that the Dog Chain is attached to. The two insane beings walk down the Entrance Ramp to a chorus of cheers. Vivica walks in front, pulling Kronic and sticking her tongue out at the fans. Vivica hops onto the Ring Apron, then steps into the ring, Kronic follows behind her. Vivica taunts the fans with the chain, as if she'd let go of it and unleash Kronic onto them. Kronic stands in the middle of the ring as Vivica unbuckles to Chain as they wait to attack the opponent. Then as all four women prepare to square off Kronic is signaled to leave. He leaves willing and the match bell rings and it seems that Scratch Cat and Phoenix will be the first two in the ring squaring off.
Hayden:: Now, Vanessa “Phoenix” McGurk is making her debut in this match. We saw earlier her husband destroy Cardinal.
Crystal: This chick could probably do that. The only one that is worth a damn in there is Lydia. She is so hot.
Hayden:: She definitely is hot.
Crystal: Can you do something other than drool over the women?
Hayden:: But you just said, oh never mind.
The bell rang and the match began, both Cat and Phoenix locked up and just as shortly as it took them to lock up Phoenix broke the hold with a striking knee to the gut of Cat sending her to a knee, wind knocked completely out of her. Phoenix then went on thing attack, she grabbed Cat's hair and in a fury swung her around and launched her to the ground again with a sickening thud. Phoenix then grabbed the hurt Scratch Cat by her hair and pulled her to the corner where Vivica awaited her tag. The tag was made as Phoenix pulled Cat up and held her and let Vivica get in a cheap shot before the Ref made Phoenix leave. On the other side of the ring Lydia was going nuts, wanting the tag badly, as he was she tried to get the crowd behind them. The crowd were cheering for Cat as Vivica laid into Cat with a few knees to the gut and then threw her head into her and flailed Cat into the air, holding her there for a few moment before falling backwards and sending the ring shaking. Cat screamed in pain, holding her back and flopping around like a fish out of water. Vivica began to scream at the crowd because the chants were starting to get on her nerves and sent her into a frenzy of sorts, she then threw herself upon Cat and mashed her head into the mat several times before out of nowhere Cat got the energy and stopped a blow. She then tripped Vivica with her arms and sent her to the mat hard.
Hayden:: Scratch Cat is showing why she is the Gyno Champion here, as she is fighting hard.
Crystal: She is showing what a worthless sack of **** she is.
Hayden:: You are going to get us in trouble with that language on television.
Crystal: Grow a sack.
Cat then started to make her way to Lydia who was pumped and ready to go. Cat slowly began crawling little by little with the crowd behind her cheering her on. Vivica slowly made her wait to her feet and then as she shook off the daze she realized what was going on, she then ran to stop Cat, only to see the tag and be quickly met with a dropkick from Lydia to the jaw. Then, to save her partner, Phoenix ran in only also to be met with huge dropkick to the face. Then taking turns back and forth Lydia laid into both Vivica and Phoenix before finally knocking Phoenix out of the ring and began concentrating all her attention onto Vivica. She launched Vivica into the corner with a hard blow and the fans cheered aloud when they heard Vivica's cry as she hit the turn buckle. As Vivica bounced off she was met with a clothesline from Lydia, which sent Vivica back into the corner. She laid their upon it for a minute before Lydia picked her up and set her up on the top, then Lydia started to climb up herself only to be caught off guard by Vivica who sent a thrusting punch right to the gut of Lydia. She fell off the rope and Vivica flew from the top with a elbow drop that connected with quite a velocity that could be seen by the impact that it had. Vivica then made her way up slowly as did Lydia; both of them very wore out from the match. Lydia gets to her feet and manages to make the tag as Vivica makes one to Vanessa. Vanessa runs towards Scratch Cat and nails a shining wizard. Vanessa wastes no time as she hits a powerbomb on Scratch Cat. Vanessa makes the pin before Lydia can react.
1…2…3!!!
Hayden:: That was a great match.
Crystal: You are just horny because no one will have sex with you.
Hayden:: So?
Crystal: Loser.
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Drakz: Ladies and Gentlemen.
Kyzer: Tonight is the next step in our master plan.”
Drakz: The latest addition to our manifesto.
Kyzer: Man-of-pesto!
Drakz: Man-of-f*cking-pesto!
Kyzer: Tonight our new found friend Percival will be proving his worth.
Drakz: Our little tournament will kick off.
Kyzer: And the 1st number one contender for the Ham-Shank title will be decided.
Drakz: Ladies and Gentleman we give you Odium!
Kyzer starts to laugh and Drakz pushes him over.
Drakz: You cun...
The feed cuts to the arena and we see pyro erupt from the stage as Odium kicks off its debut show. The cameras cut over to the announcer’s booth where Hayden: Cross and Crystal Vierra both sit.
Hayden:: Welcome to Odium, the brand new show from our new owners Mr. Drakz and Mr. Kyzer. This will be a night where the new era of the WFWF continues. We have two matches to determine who meets Reverend Shadow at SuperBrawl. We have the newly named Meggalicious title on the line as Meg takes on Justin Tyme. We also have the newly crowned Ham Shank Champion Obo taking on Reverend Shadow, the man who beat out everyone else in the company to win that coveted spot in the main event at SuperBrawl.
Crystal: Most importantly though we have sex, drugs and violence as Kyzer and Drakz continue to show the world the new WFWF. Now instead of Hayden: talking more out of his ass we will go to the ring for out first match on Odium.
As Tear Jerker plays, Cardinal walks out about 5 seconds into the song. The lights are dimmed to red. Cardinal walks down to the ring, and flips in between the middle and bottom ropes. He stands on the middle rope and throws up a WC hand sign, before back-flipping off. The lights return to normal as Cardinal waits for his opponent.
Crystal: Now this bitch has quit and returned to the WFWF all in the matter of like two weeks. He gets the award for being the biggest **** in the WFWF.
Hayden:: I don’t think you should be berating the talent here. It may get them in an uproar.
Crystal:
them.The arena lights fall; as the strobe light pear towards the entrance way. Smoke fills up the runway, "Superunknown" kicks to full swing; and seconds later, Wayne McGurk drives down to the ring in his black Harley Davidson Hog. McGurk hops into the ring and they lock up. Cardinal takes advantage with a quick kick to the knee of the bigger man. Cardinal follows with a sharp elbow to the head and then a clothesline to the mat and covers him, but McGurk quickly powers out easily pushing Cardinal off. Cardinal goes to the ropes and rebounds off of them into a massive spear from McGurk. McGurk quickly gets to his feet. He pulls Cardinal up and lifts him over his head. McGurk drops him with The Death Sentence. McGurk doesn’t go for the pin though. He pulls Cardinal to his feet again and nails a right hook that takes Cardinal back to the mat.
Crystal: I love this. McGurk is just toying with him.
Hayden:: He may be underestimating him though.
Crystal: Watch that!
McGurk bounces off the ropes and nails a massive leg drop on Cardinal. He picks Cardinal up and follows that with a powerbomb. Cardinal hits the mat as McGurk holds on.
Crystal: He is picking him up for a second one, I love it.
McGurk does just that and lifts Cardinal back into the air. He slams Cardinal down hard, but still refuses to let go. He lifts him up a third time and drops him to the mat. And yet McGurk holds on. He lifts him up and nails a fourth powerbomb on Cardinal. McGurk finally releases this time and Cardinal bounces off the mat. He lies motionless as McGurk stands over him with a smile. McGurk starts to pull him up and immediately hits The Blister City Slam. McGurk covers him with ease. 1…2…3!!!
Winner: Wayne McGurk.
[/i][/center]Hayden:: Exerted his dominance here. He is definitely on the path of proving himself in the WFWF.
Crystal: Apparently something is going on backstage.
We now see Yukio Blaze storming down one of the arena's corridors at high pace. He pushes backstage staff out of his way and even knocks one off his feet. He then turns suddenly and bursts through the owner's office door where he finds Drakz alone laid on one of the sofas. He races over to Drakz and grabs him by the scruff of his t-shirt.
Yukio: I don't want to fight your lackey! I want you! It's your ass I want to beat!
Drakz smiles at Yukio and lifts his eyebrows.
Drakz: Oh Yuki you know how to get my juices flowing. You want me? You wanna beat my ass?
Drakz's mocking makes Yukio all the more angry and he lifts his fist.
Drakz: Remember who you work for slut.”
Yukio can not stand being referred to as this but he lets go of Drakz. He grabs the glass coffee table in-between the sofas and launches it across the room where it shatters against the wall. Drakz starts to laugh as Yukio continues his rampage.
Drakz: And what makes you think smashing our sh*t up is going to bother us any more this week than it did at Scars and Stripes?”
Yukio ignores him and kicks over a book case.
Drakz: Fine.
Drakz straightens his shirt and lies back down. His eyes close and he seems to be blocking out Yukio altogether. Yukio feels he has done enough damage as he turns around and makes a B-line for the door. Drakz shouts to him as he leaves the room.
Drakz: Good luck against Percy. HAHA!
Crystal: It seems like Drakz doesn’t give a rat’s ass about Yukio being an a**hole.
The camera moves down the hall slowly as it passing by rooms. Sounds can be heard from the down the hall and it closes in on it quickly. As it reaches the door where the sounds are originating from the door is lock but voices can be heard from the inside.
Voice #1: Why do you plague me so? I cannot become what I was again! I cannot abandon the ones I love!
Voice #2: You mustn’t be burdened by them any longer, they have served their purpose and the time to truly embrace who you are now. Fooling about with this infantile dream of family and honesty is pure ludicrous and you know it! You’re whining, you’re blubbering, this will not bring about any great awakening and your ignorance will cause you to pay dearly in the ring, that I promise you.
Voice #1: Who hath sent you?....Why must I give up all I have begun to hold dear, why must I give up my family and friends for this will?
Voice#2: Keep in mind that this is not your will, this is Gods will....you are not to question it in the least. Embrace me as your new family, as your new friend and I will bring you to a you that can complete Gods plan. But until you give yourself to me I can do nothing but standby and watch your whiny antics ruin all that we both hold dear. The time of the Rapture is upon us and you have done nothing but worry about your own needs and this I will not stand for any longer without stating the facts.
Voice #1: Just what are the facts?
Voice#2: Your such and imbecile, but you have let yourself become this way. I remember the days when fear and reverence shown through people who walked by you and now you are but a withering priest with no true identity unless you embrace me. I can help you overcome those who stand in your way, whether it is Alex, Zmaster, CBT, or Jason...I can help you...please consider my offer.
A rustling within the room and then the door seemed to unlock and open as Reverend Shadow walked out. He pushed past and made his way down the hall, the camera then panned into the room and found nothing and no one.
The light's goes out in the arena, then the beginning note of "Remedy" play's over the P.A. Smoke start's to fill the entrance way. The drum beat start's to play and Yukio Blaze comes out from the titantron to a standing ovation while the crown still sings. Yukio drop's down to his knee's then look's around the arena at the fans. He gets off the ground and take's his time to get in the ring and admires the crown in the process. He gets in the ring and walk's over to the turnbuckle and climb's all the way up and raises his right arm in the air. Yukio waits in the center of the ring for Percy. “Through The Iris” by 10 Years hits the speakers as Percy makes his way down the ramp with a shopping cart full of plunder, ranging from a stop sign to a couple of steel chairs to a card table.
Crystal: He is that little annoying punk Yukio. I hope he bleeds. That would be very nice
Hayden:: You really don’t like Yukio do you?
Crystal: I don’t like anyone who messes with the people who sign my paychecks.
Percy tosses all his weaponry into the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. Yukio meets Percy as he slides into the ring with a shot from the stop sign. Percy kicks the stop sign out of Yukio’s hands and kicks Yukio away. Percy charges and hits a running clothesline on Yukio. Percy grabs a snow shovel that he tossed into the ring. Percy with a wild swing with the shovel, but Yukio hops right over. Percy counters the hop by drilling Yukio in the back, breaking the handle of the snow shovel. Percy turns his attention to the card table, working quickly to set it up. Yukio comes running in, nailing Percy with a lung blower out of no where.
Hayden:: Yukio caught Percy off guard with that move changed the momentum of the match there.
Crystal: Percy will recover. This is the man who took part in one of the most violent matches ever in the WFWF.
Hayden:: That is most certainly true there.
Percy rolls over into the card table, accidentally knocking the table over. Yukio comes over to the downed Percy. Yukio nails a standing star press to Percy. Yukio immediately jumps to his feet and places the stop sign on Percy’s face. He nails a pendulum elbow onto the stop sign. Yukio rests on his knees as Percy flops around. Yukio crawls towards him but Percy catches Yukio with a punch to the stomach, but when he pulls out, he also pulls a needle out, apparently punching Yukio with the needle. Yukio now has a puncture wound that is bleeding at a rapid pace as Percy sets his card table back up.
Crystal: That was awesome. I hope to see that more often.
Hayden:: You are one sick girl.
Yukio comes in with a kick to the stomach of Percy, working quickly to minimize blood loss. Yukio hooks the arms of Percy and lifts him high into the air, dropping him onto the card table with the Undecided Finisher. The table crumbles underneath Percy and Percy is out of it for a count of three.
Winner: Yukio Blaze
[/i][/center]In the locker room... Manny and Kurt are prepping for the match against Tyger.
Kurt: You know, that one big guy... he kind of scares me.
Manny: You mean Kronik?
Kurt: No, the German guy.
Manny: Ahhh... how does he scare you?
Kurt: I don't know, it's just.... well he kind of looks like your mom.
Manny throws a towel at Kurt.
Kurt: Just kidding, only the stubble looks like your...
Manny pegs him with a water bottle. A littler guy walks in.
Spider: Hey guys... wazzup?
Kurt: Who are you?
Spider: The name's Spider! I am the most hardrockin sonofabitch in this business.
Kurt: You can't be... that's me.
Spider: I know, I came back here to let you know I'm a big fan of your carnage. If you guys need...
Kurt: Ok, I see where this is going. I don't dig guys.
Spider: NO! I want to join the revolution!
Kurt: Ohh... well...
Manny: We'll consider, just show us what you got... if we like it... we'll let you know. Ready?
Kurt:Ready.
Hayden:: It seems our Orgy Champions are recruiting.
Crystal: Those two are crazy enough. They don’t need to recruit any others.
Hayden:: I won’t argue that. Now we have our next match of the evening. It is the women’s tag match.
Crystal: The sluts’ match.
''Flirt'' hits the speakers. The Gyno Champion Scratch Cat then emerges with Tiger cubs on leashes, she is wearing a Pink shimmering Coat over her ring attire and proceeds to the ring. She climbs onto the apron gracefully as she gives the tigers to a staff member at ringside, and takes off her coat. She crawls the apron like a Cat on a Wall then pulls herself up with the ropes and discards her coat. She then climbs over the bottom rope, in a feminine manner. She makes herself to the centre of the ring and smiles at the crowd while holding the Gyno Championship.
Crystal: There stands the dumbest blonde to grace our fair company.
Hayden:: You have to give credit where credit is due, she is the first Gyno Champion.
Then "Slave For You" Britney Spears hits the speakers and Lydia walks out slowly, flaunting her stuff. She makes her way in to the ring and her and Scratch Cat wait patiently for their opponents. As the haunting scream of Melissa Auf Der Maur's intro to "Followed The Waves" shatters around the arena, the light fall, and a haunting shade of violent fills the arena. As the song finally kicks into gear. Phoenix makes her presence felt as she hauntingly glides into the ring. Then as the three women were staring each other down when The lights in the Arena go out, silencing the many fans in attendance. Red lights flash every now and then down the Entrance Ramp. The Titan Tron's screen begins to light up with static. The static begins to form into a face, the Demented face of Vivica. Just then, "Never Again" plays throughout the Arena. The fans cheer for the two psychotic monsters that this theme music belongs to. Morgan Lander's Demonic screams are heard behind heavy, thrashing music and all of the sudden, signaling the entrance. Vivica walks out from behind the curtain, with a Long, Dog Chain in hand. The rest of the Dog Chain is still behind the curtain. Vivica puts her hand to her waist, as the Unstable Monster, Kronic appear, wearing a Spiked Dog Collar that the Dog Chain is attached to. The two insane beings walk down the Entrance Ramp to a chorus of cheers. Vivica walks in front, pulling Kronic and sticking her tongue out at the fans. Vivica hops onto the Ring Apron, then steps into the ring, Kronic follows behind her. Vivica taunts the fans with the chain, as if she'd let go of it and unleash Kronic onto them. Kronic stands in the middle of the ring as Vivica unbuckles to Chain as they wait to attack the opponent. Then as all four women prepare to square off Kronic is signaled to leave. He leaves willing and the match bell rings and it seems that Scratch Cat and Phoenix will be the first two in the ring squaring off.
Hayden:: Now, Vanessa “Phoenix” McGurk is making her debut in this match. We saw earlier her husband destroy Cardinal.
Crystal: This chick could probably do that. The only one that is worth a damn in there is Lydia. She is so hot.
Hayden:: She definitely is hot.
Crystal: Can you do something other than drool over the women?
Hayden:: But you just said, oh never mind.
The bell rang and the match began, both Cat and Phoenix locked up and just as shortly as it took them to lock up Phoenix broke the hold with a striking knee to the gut of Cat sending her to a knee, wind knocked completely out of her. Phoenix then went on thing attack, she grabbed Cat's hair and in a fury swung her around and launched her to the ground again with a sickening thud. Phoenix then grabbed the hurt Scratch Cat by her hair and pulled her to the corner where Vivica awaited her tag. The tag was made as Phoenix pulled Cat up and held her and let Vivica get in a cheap shot before the Ref made Phoenix leave. On the other side of the ring Lydia was going nuts, wanting the tag badly, as he was she tried to get the crowd behind them. The crowd were cheering for Cat as Vivica laid into Cat with a few knees to the gut and then threw her head into her and flailed Cat into the air, holding her there for a few moment before falling backwards and sending the ring shaking. Cat screamed in pain, holding her back and flopping around like a fish out of water. Vivica began to scream at the crowd because the chants were starting to get on her nerves and sent her into a frenzy of sorts, she then threw herself upon Cat and mashed her head into the mat several times before out of nowhere Cat got the energy and stopped a blow. She then tripped Vivica with her arms and sent her to the mat hard.
Hayden:: Scratch Cat is showing why she is the Gyno Champion here, as she is fighting hard.
Crystal: She is showing what a worthless sack of **** she is.
Hayden:: You are going to get us in trouble with that language on television.
Crystal: Grow a sack.
Cat then started to make her way to Lydia who was pumped and ready to go. Cat slowly began crawling little by little with the crowd behind her cheering her on. Vivica slowly made her wait to her feet and then as she shook off the daze she realized what was going on, she then ran to stop Cat, only to see the tag and be quickly met with a dropkick from Lydia to the jaw. Then, to save her partner, Phoenix ran in only also to be met with huge dropkick to the face. Then taking turns back and forth Lydia laid into both Vivica and Phoenix before finally knocking Phoenix out of the ring and began concentrating all her attention onto Vivica. She launched Vivica into the corner with a hard blow and the fans cheered aloud when they heard Vivica's cry as she hit the turn buckle. As Vivica bounced off she was met with a clothesline from Lydia, which sent Vivica back into the corner. She laid their upon it for a minute before Lydia picked her up and set her up on the top, then Lydia started to climb up herself only to be caught off guard by Vivica who sent a thrusting punch right to the gut of Lydia. She fell off the rope and Vivica flew from the top with a elbow drop that connected with quite a velocity that could be seen by the impact that it had. Vivica then made her way up slowly as did Lydia; both of them very wore out from the match. Lydia gets to her feet and manages to make the tag as Vivica makes one to Vanessa. Vanessa runs towards Scratch Cat and nails a shining wizard. Vanessa wastes no time as she hits a powerbomb on Scratch Cat. Vanessa makes the pin before Lydia can react.
1…2…3!!!
Winners: Vivica and Vanessa “Phoenix” McGurk
[/i][/center]Hayden:: That was a great match.
Crystal: You are just horny because no one will have sex with you.
Hayden:: So?
Crystal: Loser.
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: I am hear to take back what is mine.
These were some kick ass results fellerz and laderz.. I think I jinxed myself because I had a name all picked out for if I won the match with Meg but the better... person won 
