Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2006 14:44:35 GMT -5
WFWF Presents
Location: Belle Centre--Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Another week of Odium begins! The fans in attendance scream and the lights flash bright over the ring and crowd. However unlike the normal event, rather than pyro going off the opening of "The Gentle Art of Making Enemies" thunders over the speakers.
Hayden: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to this weeks instalment of WFWF Odium. What a night it's going to be tonight.
Crystal: You bet your ass on it. I wanna see some action.
Hayden: Me too.
Crystal: You haven't seen any action for years, cept your hand of course.
Hayden: Shut up Crystal, it looks like Alex Sean is making his way down to the ring.
Almost on exact cue, Alex Sean rushes towards the ring, paying no mind to any sort of spectacular entrance. He slides in the ring under the bottom rope, grabs the microphone from the ring announcer, and pats the top to make sure it's working.
Alex Sean: I told you all I would force revolution into the WFWF. I made the claim that it all will change right before your eyes. Today I stand here confident. I am confident because I know that I will beat ZMaster and that my army, as of today, is stronger than it has ever been. From soldiers like Frost to Zero to Slayer, never have I had the sheer alliance and kinship that I do now with my army. So that brings me to my point, I want to introduce you all to the first member of The Anointed... Calvin Lee!
"DEESSSTROOOYYY!!!!" Screams over the loudspeakers as "Unorthodox Manifesto" blares. Calvin Lee casually walks out on stage, taking his time to enter the ring. He takes the time to walk up the steps, enters through the ropes, and politely grabs the microphone from Alex Sean.
Calvin Lee: I thank Alex Sean for this opportunity to speak and be involved in something like this. But truth be told, I feel sorry for every one of you out there. You don't fight for a cause like I do. You don't care about something like I do. I serve The Anointed because the cause is pure and reasonable. You all just coast, you coast like Wayne McGurk and come SuperBrawl, the HamShank Champion.
Sean grabs the Microphone from Lee.
Alex Sean: With all that being said, I have my army in place and my cause is stronger than ever. And, as ZMaster and Wayne McGurk will find out tonight, those who get in our way will be vanquished.
"The Gentle Art of Making Enemies" once again blares as Sean and Lee exit the ringside area.
Crystal: I don't mean to judge but in all seriousness, can you really have an army with just two people?
Hayden: I think it's quite possible Sean's bit off more than he can chew here.
Crystal: Absolutely. We'll be right back!
We now see an empty arena. There are no signs of life in it but the sound of a dull heartbeat can be heard. PUMP. PUMP. The arena flashes and we see a milisecond of footage of in ring action. Then the dead arena is back. the heartbeat continues, louder now. PUMP. PUMP. The screen flashes again to the bleeding face of Tha CBT and then the silent arena once more. the heartbeat continues to get louder and faster. PUMP PUMP PUMP. The screen flashes again this time to Drakz celebrating with his newly won heavyweight championship at Distance. Hayden's voice can be heard shouting over the top of the fans roars. "This is what WFWF is all about!" The screen now flicks through a large amount of seperate action footage featuring many different WFWF superstars. Deadstar assembly's "Send me and angel" plays along with the footage and the edits get faster and faster until finnaly the music cuts and the screen freezes on Michael Kyzer and Drakz staring at the screen. The camera zooms out and the recognisable Superbrawl IV poster animates to build itself up. the superstars pose before freezing. Alex Sean and EBR flash onto the screen and the PPV's tag line hammers over the top of it all. "Revolution has never been quite this cold!"
Hayden: Ladies and gentlemen Superbrawl IV coming to the world July 30th
Crystal: I can't wait
Hayden: Now back to the match at hand
Scratch Cat vs Vanessa McGurk vs The Black Widow
WFWF Gyno title match
The 3 women are in the ring for tonight's Gyno title match. The bell rings, and we are underway. Vanessa steps back to the turnbuckle as Scratch Cat and Black Widow lock up. Black Widow pushes The Cat back into a turnbuckle and delivers a knife-edged chop to her chest. As S-cat recoils, she has another devastating chop delivered to her. She drops to her knees. Phoenix takes the opportunity, running full speed into Widow knocking her crotch first into Cat's head. Both ladies tumble over.
Crystal: I bet she enjoyed that the slut
Hayden: You really don't like any of the women in the WFWF do you?
Crystal: Why would I? They're all dirty skanks!
Phoenix capitalizes, stomping the Widow while she is down. She turns and delivers a sliding dropkick into Cat's face. Cat rolls away, and under the ring rope. Black Widow gets to her feet, and Phoenix is there. She grabs Widow by the arm, and Irish whips her hard, over the tope rope, and into Scratch Cat.
Hayden: Phoenix McGurk is a house of fire tonight.
Crystal: Ooooooh great joke there. D*ck.
The two ladies recover slowly, and Phoenix runs, bounces off the ropes, and with a full head of steam, sails over the top ropes in a Shooting Star press. Widow is hit hardest, knocking her back into the guardrail. Scratch cat falls to the ground with Phoenix on top of her. Phoenix tosses Scratch Cat into the turnbuckle, and delivers a monkey flip sending her halfway across the ring. Scratch Cat hits hard, and screams. However, there has been a wardrobe malfunction.
Hayden: Oh my...
Crystal: This proves it, the women in this federation are just a bunch of sluts.
Scratch Cat, adjusts herself, and Vanessa moves in, she puts on the Mexican Armbreaker. Scratch Cat screams in agony, as Vanessa wrenches back on the arm. The referee moves in to check on the champion. Black widow, walks off her daze after finally recovering from the Shooting Star press.
Scratch Cat reaches the rope, and Phoenix breaks the hold. She runs up the turnbuckle, and delivers a 900 degree splash from the top rope.
Hayden: What the f*ck!
Vanessa goes for the pin.
1....
2....
3!!!!!
Winner – Vanessa “Phoenix” McGurk
She pops up and raises a fist in the air as the referee hands her the belt. She kisses it and begins to show it off to the crowd.
Hayden: Vanessa McGurk displayed awesome athletic ability. I bet that belt doesn't leave her waist for a long time
Crystal: She was lucky! And she was fighting two terrible opponents.
Hayden: What a match to kick off Odium. A title change already! What a show and we have only had one match so far
Crystal: I want more Kyzer and Drakz action!
The camera switch to the backstage, more particularly the offices of Michael Kyzer and Drakz. The two are sitting around enjoying a few lines of something when there is a knock at the door.
Drakz: Come in.
Wayne and Vanessa McGurk walk into the office. The bosses seem happy to see the married couple.
Wayne: What do you want?
Kyzer: So broody. I like that.
Drakz laughs at the lame remark.
Kyzer: Anyways, since you are the number one contender for the Sluterific Title, I thought we could work together.
Wayne: Sluterific? Is that what that bitch is calling it now?
Kyzer: No, that is just the most accurate adjective to describe her. Anyways. I want that title off of her, but it wouldn’t be in my interest to just strip her of the title. I want her to hurt for it.
Wayne: Why?
Kyzer: No particular reason, I just really don’t like her.
Wayne: I understand that, but I was going to do that anyways, why did you ask for me and my wife to come here?
Kyzer: Well it seems several people are not happy here in the WFWF. They don’t seem to like the Kyzer Drakz regime.
Drakz: It is Drakz Kyzer regime.
Kyzer looks over at Drakz annoyed.
Kyzer: No we agreed my name came first.
Drakz: The f*ckwe did. I am first, not some American tosser.
Kyzer: Look here you ugly f*cking welshy, Kyzer comes first, it sounds better.
Drakz: Have you been at my acid again because you definitely sound like you are tripping there.
Wayne tired of their drugged up bull sh*t interrupts.
Wayne: HEY! Can we get back to what we were talking about?
Kyzer looks away from Drakz with a bit of scorn.
Kyzer: Yeah anyways, where do you stand amongst all the dissension in this place.
Wayne: I don’t stand with anyone. Vanessa and I stand together without anyone else.
Kyzer: Well, Wayne, you will have to choose. Everyone will have to choose. Either us or the asshats. We can definitely make it worth your while to stand with us. We are the bosses and all.
Wayne takes a minute to think about it. It is Vanessa who first says something though.
Vanessa: We stand with you two.
Wayne: I guess so.
Kyzer: Good, glad we cleared that up for us. You will definitely see the benefits soon.
Wayne and Vanessa leave as Kyzer and Drakz go back to arguing.
Hayden: Well it looks like the owner's army is looking for new recruits and Wayne and Vanessa are the newest.
Crystal: Yeah they needed some brainless oaths to do the fighting for them
The focal point of the show switches to a backstage corridor, where we see recently the recently returned Trent Draven walking through a corridor, a look of contempt and disgust on his face. He stops, bends over, and picks up a broken coke bong, surrounded by stamped out joints. He shakes his head in disgust.
Trent: So this is what my vision for this place has turned to, eh? The equivalent of the morning after a frat party? Kyzer and Drakz can go ahead and have their little fun, because as far as I'm concerned, It's not going to last very long. They will never get away with what they did, I promise that I will not let it happen. If I have to tear their throats out with my own bare hands, they will not survive long enough to even regret what they did.
Trent hurls the paraphernalia at the ground and continues down the hallway.
Crystal: What's wrong with that little ho?
Hayden: I don't think he's pleased about the owner's favourite pastime
Crystal: He needs to quit his bitching
Yukio Blaze vs Kurt Burton & Manny C
The light's goes out in the arena, then the begining note of "Miseria Cantare" play's over the P.A. Smoke start's to fill the entrance way. The drum beat start's to play and Yukio Blaze come's out from the titan tron to a standing ovation while the crown still sing's.
Crystal: Well here comes another slut who doesn't seem to like Drakz and Kyzer. BOO! F*CK YOU!
Hayden: Crystal don't get too up in his face or he may come over here and kick your ass
Crystal: He couldn't kick my ass, he probably couldn't even
it
Hayden: Sorry viewers
Yukio drop's down to his knee's then look's around the arena at the fan's. He get's off the ground and take's his time to get in the ring and admire's the crown in the process. Get's in the ring and walk's over the a turnbuckle and climb's all the way up and raises his right arm in the air. Then wait's for his opponent. The music blares over the speakers as video clips of riots and destruction play on the big screen. The music PAUSES, the stage is lit up by a pyro. Kurt Burton and Manny C emerge, carrying their handy lead pipes to the ring. They brandish the pipes at the crowd, and Kurt bangs his head, as Manny keeps walking to the ring. Kurt runs to the ring with Manny C right beside him. They charge Yukio with their pipes. He quickly gets out of the ring. He grabs a chair as the ref tries to get this match started. Yukio slides back into the ring with the chair as the bell rings. Manny charges with the pipe and swings it at Yukio. Yukio blocks the chair and drops the chair. He nails Manny with a quick dropkick and quickly gets back to his feet. Kurt meets him with a shot to the head from his pipe. Kurt drops the pipe and grabs the chair. He drives the end of the chair into the ribs of Yukio.
Crystal: Oh yeah! Give it to him boys!
He drops the chair as Manny C gets to his feet. They grab Yukio and deliver a vicious double powerbomb. Manny grabs one of the pipes and begins choking Yukio out. Kurt rolls out of the ring and pulls a table out from under it. Manny releases the choke and pulls Yukio up as Kurt slides the table into the ring. Manny irish whips Yukio into the ropes. Manny goes for a clothesline, but Yukio ducks. Yukio springboards up onto the ropes and over onto Kurt. Manny slides out as Yukio starts to get to his feet. Manny grabs Yukio who drops him with a jawbreaker. Yukio slides into the ring to catch his breath as Kurt starts to get to his feet.
Hayden: It looks like Yukio is gaining the upper hand
Crystal: F*ck that, Burton and Manny are just taking a rest
Kurt slides into the ring and Yukio nails forearm to the face of Kurt and irish whips him into the ropes. Yukio catches Kurt off the return with a tilt a whirl into a fall away slam. Yukio gets to his feet and turns. Manny springboards off the top rope and nails a flying clothesline to Yukio.
Crystal: Told you
Manny gets to his feet and sets up the table. He grabs a groggy Yukio and nails a T-Bone Suplex. Kurt begins to get to his feet and makes his way over. They grab Yukio and place him on the top rope. Kurt and Manny climb up as well and set up for a double superplex. Kurt and Manny lift him and all three end up hitting the table. Manny is the first to get to his feet. He pulls Yukio over to the middle of the ring. Manny makes his way over to the top turnbuckle and climbs up. He flies off going for a frog splash. Yukio gets his knees up at the last second and Manny bounces off and rolls out of the ring holding his ribs.
Crystal: Sh*t sh*t sh*t
Kurt starts to get to his feet as does Yukio. Yukio suddenly runs at Kurt and nails a shining wizard. Everyone is down. Yukio grabs the ropes and tries to get to his feet. He turns and Manny slides into the ring. Yukio runs and hits a shining wizard on Manny. Yukio rolls out of the ring. He grabs another chair and slides back into the ring. He waits for a rising Kurt Burton. Kurt turns and the chair cracks his head open. Kurt falls down bleeding. Yukio drops down to cover him but Manny grabs him and pulls him off before the ref can count.
Hayden: It's all about the numbers here folks
Both men get to their feet and Manny delivers a vicious kick to the groin of Yukio. Manny grabs Yukio and nails a double arm DDT on the chair. Manny rolls out of the ring and grabs one of the orgy titles and rolls back into the ring. He picks Yukio up and irish whips him into the ropes. He grabs the title and goes to hit Yukio with it. Yukio ducks, and rebounds off the ropes. Manny turns and Yukio nails a sick spear. Yukio covers Manny.
1…2…3!!!
Winner - Yukio Blaze
Crystal: NOOOOOO
Hayden: Yukio did it! I can't believe it, he looked doomed in there for a second but he turned things around.
Crystal: Oh well I'm sure this win wont go unnoticed by the bosses. Yukio is really in for it now.
The cameras switch to the backstage. Meg is walking through the halls with a gym bag over one arm. She finds her locker room and opens the door. She stops in her tracks as in front of her sits many, many fish bowls, all of them contain a single goldfish. She drops her bag furious. A hand grabs her shoulder and she turns face to face with the bunghole himself, Michael Kyzer. Meg stares coldly at him saying nothing. Kyzer only grins.
Kyzer: I thought after last week you may be heart broken that your goldfish got taken away so I got you 69 of them.
Before she can raise her fist, a young man jumps between them and nails Kyzer in the face with a punch. Kyzer staggers back and just looks up grinning still.
Kyzer: This must be that fruity little brother of yours that has come to watch your back. He is definitely one stupid sh*t.
Kyzer laughs as he walks off. Meg and Morgan only look at each other as he leaves.
Crystal: Incest anyone?
Hayden: Crystal!
Justin Tyme vs Xavier Kreuger
Open Your Eyes blares out over the Speakers as Xavier appears in the entrance ramp. His eyes are set with deadly purpose as he makes his way down to the ring with Murdock following close behind him. He is waving a chain back and forth, as he pounds down the entrance ramp.
Hayden: Here he comes, the German phenomenon yet to prove himself here in the WFWF
Crystal: He's just a washed up, angry porn star
Hayden: You've met?
Crystal: F*ck you
He steps into the ring, and growls at the audience, Murdock takes the chain away and steps outside the ring. The music dies out, as Pump it from the black eyed peas blares over the speakers. Justin Tyme runs down to the ring, and hurls himself through the bottom ropes. As he Hits his somersault, he is levelled by a clothesline from Xavier.
Hayden: That about took his head off.
Crystal: No it didn't, that head's too big to get knocked off.
Xavier follows up with some stomps, as the ref calls for the bell. Xavier stomps at his opponents chest, as Tyme struggles to get away.
Hayden: The size advantage here definitely belongs to Xavier. The only Hope Tyme has is to get to his feet, and begin mounting a quick paced offence
Crystal: I think Xavier has seen enough male on male mounting for a while
Tyme reaches the bottom rope, and he kicks Xavier dead in the Knee. He reaches to the top rope, pulls himself up, and uses the ropes to pull himself backwards, securing his legs around Xaviers head. He then dumps The German wrecking machine onto the arena floor. Standing on the ring apron, he moonsaults back onto his dazed opponent.
Crystal: Looks like the rich boy can wrestle
Hayden: Tyme has already proved that here in the WFWF how can you doubt him?
Crystal: Cause he's a puss
Both men stand up, as Tyme erupts on Xavier with a flurry of kicks and punches. Xavier takes them all and smiles. He grabs Tyme, and delivers a crushing headbutt to the skull. Tyme crumples, as Murdock barks out orders at Xavier, signalling to get the match back into the ring. Xavier slides Tyme back in, and follows him. Tyme rises to his feet, and Xavier grabs him, Irish whipping him into the corner. He backs up, and runs with a full head of steam, delivering a crushing spear to Tyme. Tyme's body crumples in the corner, as Xavier Begins to choke him with a boot on the throat. Xavier pulls back on the ropes for leverage. The referee begins admonishes Xavier, and has him break the hold. Xavier goes for a quick cover
1....2....kick out!
And Tyme raises a shoulder. Xavier picks Tyme up, and Tyme delivers a knee to the groin. Xavier doubles over in pain, as Tyme takes the opportunity to bounce on the ropes, delivering a flying right hand. Xavier struggles to keep his balance, as Tyme hits the ropes again, with another flying right hand. Xavier is getting wobbly. Tyme runs back into the ropes, and runs to Xavier, he nails the monster with a Shining Wizard. Xavier Drops face first on the ground. Tyme runs up the turnbuckle to the top rope, and signals for the Tyme's up.
Hayden: This may be too early in the match up... Wait a minute.
Murdock jumps on the ring apron and shakes the top rope. Justin crotches himself on the top rope. He yells in agony. Xavier gets up and climbs the turnbuckle. He grabs Justin around the head, and begins a superplex. Justin blocks the attempt, and Xavier tries again. Justin blocks once more. And starts trying to punch his way out. Xavier returns fire. Out of desperation, Tyme grabs Xavier around the waist, and performs a belly to belly release suplex out to the ring apron. Both men hit the concrete hard.
Crystal: That was the dumbest move I've ever seen. That hurt him as much as his opponent. What a dumb ass!
The ref begins the count as Murdock rushes over to check on Xavier.
1...
2...
Xavier coughs, and a little blood trickles from his mouth. Murdock helps Xavier to his feet.
3...
4...
Tyme stumbles to his feet, and runs full force at Murdock and Xavier. He launches into a cross body, all three men crashing to the floor.
5...
6...
Tyme steps onto the ring apron, and drops a leg off the apron. On to Xavier's throat.
7...
8...
Xavier recovers a little, and begins to get to his feet. Tyme grabs him, and delivers the Super Happy Fun Slide.
9...
Tyme slides back into the ring
10!!!!!
The ref calls for the bell
Winner – Justin Tyme
Tyme rises up and the referee raises his arm.
Hayden: It looks like Tyme's losing streak is over!
Crystal: Beating that sweaty Nazi lout means nothing.
We now see the owner's office with Kyzer and Drakz sat on the leather sofas talking to one another whilst smoking a blunt each. The room is thick with smoke but Drakz and Kyzer don't seem to be aware.
Kyzer - “The best part about it though is that we could stamp them out at any point.”
Drakz - “Yeah but what would be the fun in that?”
Kyzer - “True, true. How many of them is there now?”
Drakz - “Erm......Yukio, Trent's made a big thing about coming back to get us and Meg didn't seem to pleased about your little joke. HAHA.”
Kyzer - “Yeah what the hell are we gonna do about Yukio then? We've gotta get that bitch angry.”
Drakz - “I love the way he thinks he is about to lead the whole fed into battle with us. Captain Yukio.”
Kyzer - “HAHA”
Drakz - “In fact I'm gonna go throw a cat amongst the pigeons right now.”
Drakz stands up and walks across the room. He places his blunt in his teeth and opens the office door. He then begins to tamper with the office door but we can't see exactly what he is doing.
Kyzer - “What the f*ck?”
Drakz talks but it is hard to understand him with a cigar in-between his lips.
Drakz - “akin deh sign o.”
Kyzer - “What?”
We hear a crunch and Drakz shouts before racing off down the corridor.
Drakz - “Fun fun fun!”
Kyzer shakes his head and lays back on the sofa to smoke his blunt in peace.
Crystal: Oooooh I wonder what he's got planned?
Hayden: I dread to think
Crystal: Don't you think Kyzer looks hot when he smokes?
Hayden: Not really
Crystal: What the hell is wrong with you?
Location: Belle Centre--Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Another week of Odium begins! The fans in attendance scream and the lights flash bright over the ring and crowd. However unlike the normal event, rather than pyro going off the opening of "The Gentle Art of Making Enemies" thunders over the speakers.
Hayden: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to this weeks instalment of WFWF Odium. What a night it's going to be tonight.
Crystal: You bet your ass on it. I wanna see some action.
Hayden: Me too.
Crystal: You haven't seen any action for years, cept your hand of course.
Hayden: Shut up Crystal, it looks like Alex Sean is making his way down to the ring.
Almost on exact cue, Alex Sean rushes towards the ring, paying no mind to any sort of spectacular entrance. He slides in the ring under the bottom rope, grabs the microphone from the ring announcer, and pats the top to make sure it's working.
Alex Sean: I told you all I would force revolution into the WFWF. I made the claim that it all will change right before your eyes. Today I stand here confident. I am confident because I know that I will beat ZMaster and that my army, as of today, is stronger than it has ever been. From soldiers like Frost to Zero to Slayer, never have I had the sheer alliance and kinship that I do now with my army. So that brings me to my point, I want to introduce you all to the first member of The Anointed... Calvin Lee!
"DEESSSTROOOYYY!!!!" Screams over the loudspeakers as "Unorthodox Manifesto" blares. Calvin Lee casually walks out on stage, taking his time to enter the ring. He takes the time to walk up the steps, enters through the ropes, and politely grabs the microphone from Alex Sean.
Calvin Lee: I thank Alex Sean for this opportunity to speak and be involved in something like this. But truth be told, I feel sorry for every one of you out there. You don't fight for a cause like I do. You don't care about something like I do. I serve The Anointed because the cause is pure and reasonable. You all just coast, you coast like Wayne McGurk and come SuperBrawl, the HamShank Champion.
Sean grabs the Microphone from Lee.
Alex Sean: With all that being said, I have my army in place and my cause is stronger than ever. And, as ZMaster and Wayne McGurk will find out tonight, those who get in our way will be vanquished.
"The Gentle Art of Making Enemies" once again blares as Sean and Lee exit the ringside area.
Crystal: I don't mean to judge but in all seriousness, can you really have an army with just two people?
Hayden: I think it's quite possible Sean's bit off more than he can chew here.
Crystal: Absolutely. We'll be right back!
We now see an empty arena. There are no signs of life in it but the sound of a dull heartbeat can be heard. PUMP. PUMP. The arena flashes and we see a milisecond of footage of in ring action. Then the dead arena is back. the heartbeat continues, louder now. PUMP. PUMP. The screen flashes again to the bleeding face of Tha CBT and then the silent arena once more. the heartbeat continues to get louder and faster. PUMP PUMP PUMP. The screen flashes again this time to Drakz celebrating with his newly won heavyweight championship at Distance. Hayden's voice can be heard shouting over the top of the fans roars. "This is what WFWF is all about!" The screen now flicks through a large amount of seperate action footage featuring many different WFWF superstars. Deadstar assembly's "Send me and angel" plays along with the footage and the edits get faster and faster until finnaly the music cuts and the screen freezes on Michael Kyzer and Drakz staring at the screen. The camera zooms out and the recognisable Superbrawl IV poster animates to build itself up. the superstars pose before freezing. Alex Sean and EBR flash onto the screen and the PPV's tag line hammers over the top of it all. "Revolution has never been quite this cold!"
Hayden: Ladies and gentlemen Superbrawl IV coming to the world July 30th
Crystal: I can't wait
Hayden: Now back to the match at hand
Scratch Cat vs Vanessa McGurk vs The Black Widow
WFWF Gyno title match
The 3 women are in the ring for tonight's Gyno title match. The bell rings, and we are underway. Vanessa steps back to the turnbuckle as Scratch Cat and Black Widow lock up. Black Widow pushes The Cat back into a turnbuckle and delivers a knife-edged chop to her chest. As S-cat recoils, she has another devastating chop delivered to her. She drops to her knees. Phoenix takes the opportunity, running full speed into Widow knocking her crotch first into Cat's head. Both ladies tumble over.
Crystal: I bet she enjoyed that the slut
Hayden: You really don't like any of the women in the WFWF do you?
Crystal: Why would I? They're all dirty skanks!
Phoenix capitalizes, stomping the Widow while she is down. She turns and delivers a sliding dropkick into Cat's face. Cat rolls away, and under the ring rope. Black Widow gets to her feet, and Phoenix is there. She grabs Widow by the arm, and Irish whips her hard, over the tope rope, and into Scratch Cat.
Hayden: Phoenix McGurk is a house of fire tonight.
Crystal: Ooooooh great joke there. D*ck.
The two ladies recover slowly, and Phoenix runs, bounces off the ropes, and with a full head of steam, sails over the top ropes in a Shooting Star press. Widow is hit hardest, knocking her back into the guardrail. Scratch cat falls to the ground with Phoenix on top of her. Phoenix tosses Scratch Cat into the turnbuckle, and delivers a monkey flip sending her halfway across the ring. Scratch Cat hits hard, and screams. However, there has been a wardrobe malfunction.
Hayden: Oh my...
Crystal: This proves it, the women in this federation are just a bunch of sluts.
Scratch Cat, adjusts herself, and Vanessa moves in, she puts on the Mexican Armbreaker. Scratch Cat screams in agony, as Vanessa wrenches back on the arm. The referee moves in to check on the champion. Black widow, walks off her daze after finally recovering from the Shooting Star press.
Scratch Cat reaches the rope, and Phoenix breaks the hold. She runs up the turnbuckle, and delivers a 900 degree splash from the top rope.
Hayden: What the f*ck!
Vanessa goes for the pin.
1....
2....
3!!!!!
Winner – Vanessa “Phoenix” McGurk
She pops up and raises a fist in the air as the referee hands her the belt. She kisses it and begins to show it off to the crowd.
Hayden: Vanessa McGurk displayed awesome athletic ability. I bet that belt doesn't leave her waist for a long time
Crystal: She was lucky! And she was fighting two terrible opponents.
Hayden: What a match to kick off Odium. A title change already! What a show and we have only had one match so far
Crystal: I want more Kyzer and Drakz action!
The camera switch to the backstage, more particularly the offices of Michael Kyzer and Drakz. The two are sitting around enjoying a few lines of something when there is a knock at the door.
Drakz: Come in.
Wayne and Vanessa McGurk walk into the office. The bosses seem happy to see the married couple.
Wayne: What do you want?
Kyzer: So broody. I like that.
Drakz laughs at the lame remark.
Kyzer: Anyways, since you are the number one contender for the Sluterific Title, I thought we could work together.
Wayne: Sluterific? Is that what that bitch is calling it now?
Kyzer: No, that is just the most accurate adjective to describe her. Anyways. I want that title off of her, but it wouldn’t be in my interest to just strip her of the title. I want her to hurt for it.
Wayne: Why?
Kyzer: No particular reason, I just really don’t like her.
Wayne: I understand that, but I was going to do that anyways, why did you ask for me and my wife to come here?
Kyzer: Well it seems several people are not happy here in the WFWF. They don’t seem to like the Kyzer Drakz regime.
Drakz: It is Drakz Kyzer regime.
Kyzer looks over at Drakz annoyed.
Kyzer: No we agreed my name came first.
Drakz: The f*ckwe did. I am first, not some American tosser.
Kyzer: Look here you ugly f*cking welshy, Kyzer comes first, it sounds better.
Drakz: Have you been at my acid again because you definitely sound like you are tripping there.
Wayne tired of their drugged up bull sh*t interrupts.
Wayne: HEY! Can we get back to what we were talking about?
Kyzer looks away from Drakz with a bit of scorn.
Kyzer: Yeah anyways, where do you stand amongst all the dissension in this place.
Wayne: I don’t stand with anyone. Vanessa and I stand together without anyone else.
Kyzer: Well, Wayne, you will have to choose. Everyone will have to choose. Either us or the asshats. We can definitely make it worth your while to stand with us. We are the bosses and all.
Wayne takes a minute to think about it. It is Vanessa who first says something though.
Vanessa: We stand with you two.
Wayne: I guess so.
Kyzer: Good, glad we cleared that up for us. You will definitely see the benefits soon.
Wayne and Vanessa leave as Kyzer and Drakz go back to arguing.
Hayden: Well it looks like the owner's army is looking for new recruits and Wayne and Vanessa are the newest.
Crystal: Yeah they needed some brainless oaths to do the fighting for them
The focal point of the show switches to a backstage corridor, where we see recently the recently returned Trent Draven walking through a corridor, a look of contempt and disgust on his face. He stops, bends over, and picks up a broken coke bong, surrounded by stamped out joints. He shakes his head in disgust.
Trent: So this is what my vision for this place has turned to, eh? The equivalent of the morning after a frat party? Kyzer and Drakz can go ahead and have their little fun, because as far as I'm concerned, It's not going to last very long. They will never get away with what they did, I promise that I will not let it happen. If I have to tear their throats out with my own bare hands, they will not survive long enough to even regret what they did.
Trent hurls the paraphernalia at the ground and continues down the hallway.
Crystal: What's wrong with that little ho?
Hayden: I don't think he's pleased about the owner's favourite pastime
Crystal: He needs to quit his bitching
Yukio Blaze vs Kurt Burton & Manny C
The light's goes out in the arena, then the begining note of "Miseria Cantare" play's over the P.A. Smoke start's to fill the entrance way. The drum beat start's to play and Yukio Blaze come's out from the titan tron to a standing ovation while the crown still sing's.
Crystal: Well here comes another slut who doesn't seem to like Drakz and Kyzer. BOO! F*CK YOU!
Hayden: Crystal don't get too up in his face or he may come over here and kick your ass
Crystal: He couldn't kick my ass, he probably couldn't even
itHayden: Sorry viewers
Yukio drop's down to his knee's then look's around the arena at the fan's. He get's off the ground and take's his time to get in the ring and admire's the crown in the process. Get's in the ring and walk's over the a turnbuckle and climb's all the way up and raises his right arm in the air. Then wait's for his opponent. The music blares over the speakers as video clips of riots and destruction play on the big screen. The music PAUSES, the stage is lit up by a pyro. Kurt Burton and Manny C emerge, carrying their handy lead pipes to the ring. They brandish the pipes at the crowd, and Kurt bangs his head, as Manny keeps walking to the ring. Kurt runs to the ring with Manny C right beside him. They charge Yukio with their pipes. He quickly gets out of the ring. He grabs a chair as the ref tries to get this match started. Yukio slides back into the ring with the chair as the bell rings. Manny charges with the pipe and swings it at Yukio. Yukio blocks the chair and drops the chair. He nails Manny with a quick dropkick and quickly gets back to his feet. Kurt meets him with a shot to the head from his pipe. Kurt drops the pipe and grabs the chair. He drives the end of the chair into the ribs of Yukio.
Crystal: Oh yeah! Give it to him boys!
He drops the chair as Manny C gets to his feet. They grab Yukio and deliver a vicious double powerbomb. Manny grabs one of the pipes and begins choking Yukio out. Kurt rolls out of the ring and pulls a table out from under it. Manny releases the choke and pulls Yukio up as Kurt slides the table into the ring. Manny irish whips Yukio into the ropes. Manny goes for a clothesline, but Yukio ducks. Yukio springboards up onto the ropes and over onto Kurt. Manny slides out as Yukio starts to get to his feet. Manny grabs Yukio who drops him with a jawbreaker. Yukio slides into the ring to catch his breath as Kurt starts to get to his feet.
Hayden: It looks like Yukio is gaining the upper hand
Crystal: F*ck that, Burton and Manny are just taking a rest
Kurt slides into the ring and Yukio nails forearm to the face of Kurt and irish whips him into the ropes. Yukio catches Kurt off the return with a tilt a whirl into a fall away slam. Yukio gets to his feet and turns. Manny springboards off the top rope and nails a flying clothesline to Yukio.
Crystal: Told you
Manny gets to his feet and sets up the table. He grabs a groggy Yukio and nails a T-Bone Suplex. Kurt begins to get to his feet and makes his way over. They grab Yukio and place him on the top rope. Kurt and Manny climb up as well and set up for a double superplex. Kurt and Manny lift him and all three end up hitting the table. Manny is the first to get to his feet. He pulls Yukio over to the middle of the ring. Manny makes his way over to the top turnbuckle and climbs up. He flies off going for a frog splash. Yukio gets his knees up at the last second and Manny bounces off and rolls out of the ring holding his ribs.
Crystal: Sh*t sh*t sh*t
Kurt starts to get to his feet as does Yukio. Yukio suddenly runs at Kurt and nails a shining wizard. Everyone is down. Yukio grabs the ropes and tries to get to his feet. He turns and Manny slides into the ring. Yukio runs and hits a shining wizard on Manny. Yukio rolls out of the ring. He grabs another chair and slides back into the ring. He waits for a rising Kurt Burton. Kurt turns and the chair cracks his head open. Kurt falls down bleeding. Yukio drops down to cover him but Manny grabs him and pulls him off before the ref can count.
Hayden: It's all about the numbers here folks
Both men get to their feet and Manny delivers a vicious kick to the groin of Yukio. Manny grabs Yukio and nails a double arm DDT on the chair. Manny rolls out of the ring and grabs one of the orgy titles and rolls back into the ring. He picks Yukio up and irish whips him into the ropes. He grabs the title and goes to hit Yukio with it. Yukio ducks, and rebounds off the ropes. Manny turns and Yukio nails a sick spear. Yukio covers Manny.
1…2…3!!!
Winner - Yukio Blaze
Crystal: NOOOOOO
Hayden: Yukio did it! I can't believe it, he looked doomed in there for a second but he turned things around.
Crystal: Oh well I'm sure this win wont go unnoticed by the bosses. Yukio is really in for it now.
The cameras switch to the backstage. Meg is walking through the halls with a gym bag over one arm. She finds her locker room and opens the door. She stops in her tracks as in front of her sits many, many fish bowls, all of them contain a single goldfish. She drops her bag furious. A hand grabs her shoulder and she turns face to face with the bunghole himself, Michael Kyzer. Meg stares coldly at him saying nothing. Kyzer only grins.
Kyzer: I thought after last week you may be heart broken that your goldfish got taken away so I got you 69 of them.
Before she can raise her fist, a young man jumps between them and nails Kyzer in the face with a punch. Kyzer staggers back and just looks up grinning still.
Kyzer: This must be that fruity little brother of yours that has come to watch your back. He is definitely one stupid sh*t.
Kyzer laughs as he walks off. Meg and Morgan only look at each other as he leaves.
Crystal: Incest anyone?
Hayden: Crystal!
Justin Tyme vs Xavier Kreuger
Open Your Eyes blares out over the Speakers as Xavier appears in the entrance ramp. His eyes are set with deadly purpose as he makes his way down to the ring with Murdock following close behind him. He is waving a chain back and forth, as he pounds down the entrance ramp.
Hayden: Here he comes, the German phenomenon yet to prove himself here in the WFWF
Crystal: He's just a washed up, angry porn star
Hayden: You've met?
Crystal: F*ck you
He steps into the ring, and growls at the audience, Murdock takes the chain away and steps outside the ring. The music dies out, as Pump it from the black eyed peas blares over the speakers. Justin Tyme runs down to the ring, and hurls himself through the bottom ropes. As he Hits his somersault, he is levelled by a clothesline from Xavier.
Hayden: That about took his head off.
Crystal: No it didn't, that head's too big to get knocked off.
Xavier follows up with some stomps, as the ref calls for the bell. Xavier stomps at his opponents chest, as Tyme struggles to get away.
Hayden: The size advantage here definitely belongs to Xavier. The only Hope Tyme has is to get to his feet, and begin mounting a quick paced offence
Crystal: I think Xavier has seen enough male on male mounting for a while
Tyme reaches the bottom rope, and he kicks Xavier dead in the Knee. He reaches to the top rope, pulls himself up, and uses the ropes to pull himself backwards, securing his legs around Xaviers head. He then dumps The German wrecking machine onto the arena floor. Standing on the ring apron, he moonsaults back onto his dazed opponent.
Crystal: Looks like the rich boy can wrestle
Hayden: Tyme has already proved that here in the WFWF how can you doubt him?
Crystal: Cause he's a puss
Both men stand up, as Tyme erupts on Xavier with a flurry of kicks and punches. Xavier takes them all and smiles. He grabs Tyme, and delivers a crushing headbutt to the skull. Tyme crumples, as Murdock barks out orders at Xavier, signalling to get the match back into the ring. Xavier slides Tyme back in, and follows him. Tyme rises to his feet, and Xavier grabs him, Irish whipping him into the corner. He backs up, and runs with a full head of steam, delivering a crushing spear to Tyme. Tyme's body crumples in the corner, as Xavier Begins to choke him with a boot on the throat. Xavier pulls back on the ropes for leverage. The referee begins admonishes Xavier, and has him break the hold. Xavier goes for a quick cover
1....2....kick out!
And Tyme raises a shoulder. Xavier picks Tyme up, and Tyme delivers a knee to the groin. Xavier doubles over in pain, as Tyme takes the opportunity to bounce on the ropes, delivering a flying right hand. Xavier struggles to keep his balance, as Tyme hits the ropes again, with another flying right hand. Xavier is getting wobbly. Tyme runs back into the ropes, and runs to Xavier, he nails the monster with a Shining Wizard. Xavier Drops face first on the ground. Tyme runs up the turnbuckle to the top rope, and signals for the Tyme's up.
Hayden: This may be too early in the match up... Wait a minute.
Murdock jumps on the ring apron and shakes the top rope. Justin crotches himself on the top rope. He yells in agony. Xavier gets up and climbs the turnbuckle. He grabs Justin around the head, and begins a superplex. Justin blocks the attempt, and Xavier tries again. Justin blocks once more. And starts trying to punch his way out. Xavier returns fire. Out of desperation, Tyme grabs Xavier around the waist, and performs a belly to belly release suplex out to the ring apron. Both men hit the concrete hard.
Crystal: That was the dumbest move I've ever seen. That hurt him as much as his opponent. What a dumb ass!
The ref begins the count as Murdock rushes over to check on Xavier.
1...
2...
Xavier coughs, and a little blood trickles from his mouth. Murdock helps Xavier to his feet.
3...
4...
Tyme stumbles to his feet, and runs full force at Murdock and Xavier. He launches into a cross body, all three men crashing to the floor.
5...
6...
Tyme steps onto the ring apron, and drops a leg off the apron. On to Xavier's throat.
7...
8...
Xavier recovers a little, and begins to get to his feet. Tyme grabs him, and delivers the Super Happy Fun Slide.
9...
Tyme slides back into the ring
10!!!!!
The ref calls for the bell
Winner – Justin Tyme
Tyme rises up and the referee raises his arm.
Hayden: It looks like Tyme's losing streak is over!
Crystal: Beating that sweaty Nazi lout means nothing.
We now see the owner's office with Kyzer and Drakz sat on the leather sofas talking to one another whilst smoking a blunt each. The room is thick with smoke but Drakz and Kyzer don't seem to be aware.
Kyzer - “The best part about it though is that we could stamp them out at any point.”
Drakz - “Yeah but what would be the fun in that?”
Kyzer - “True, true. How many of them is there now?”
Drakz - “Erm......Yukio, Trent's made a big thing about coming back to get us and Meg didn't seem to pleased about your little joke. HAHA.”
Kyzer - “Yeah what the hell are we gonna do about Yukio then? We've gotta get that bitch angry.”
Drakz - “I love the way he thinks he is about to lead the whole fed into battle with us. Captain Yukio.”
Kyzer - “HAHA”
Drakz - “In fact I'm gonna go throw a cat amongst the pigeons right now.”
Drakz stands up and walks across the room. He places his blunt in his teeth and opens the office door. He then begins to tamper with the office door but we can't see exactly what he is doing.
Kyzer - “What the f*ck?”
Drakz talks but it is hard to understand him with a cigar in-between his lips.
Drakz - “akin deh sign o.”
Kyzer - “What?”
We hear a crunch and Drakz shouts before racing off down the corridor.
Drakz - “Fun fun fun!”
Kyzer shakes his head and lays back on the sofa to smoke his blunt in peace.
Crystal: Oooooh I wonder what he's got planned?
Hayden: I dread to think
Crystal: Don't you think Kyzer looks hot when he smokes?
Hayden: Not really
Crystal: What the hell is wrong with you?
: No matter how much I try, I can never let go. I tried so hard. Too hard. I don’t want to go back, I can’t go back. …But I have to. I just don’t know why. Embarrassment, humiliation, that’s what I’m going back to. But why? I’m a forgotten soul by now; there is no need to rekindle my flare. I left for a reason, just simply walked away from it all. The name I made for myself, the money, the women…the glory. I thought it was over. It was over. Stored into my past only to be forgotten. Now, now I’m getting pulled, literally dragged back in. I struggle but it’s no use. Nothing left to do but give in. Something is telling me to turn back; I just need to turn back. I’m locked in until I succeed, and climb my way to the top.
the lack of credits hurts my feelings.. I wrote the violently disgusting Meg versus Percy match.. 
) and congrats go to the writers on these amazing results. Good job.
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