Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2006 19:52:51 GMT -5
WFWF Presents
MTS Centre, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
The show opens to the owner's office. Kyzer and Drakz are sat opposite each other as usual, and are damaging their lungs by choice as usual. However there is one difference to what we normally would see in their office. At the opposite end of the office to us stand 6 fully grown white males. All with crew cuts, all with stern facial expressions and all with a much more ripped body than either of the owners.
Kyzer - “You don't think he's good enough?”
Drakz - “I agree with you totally on this one.”
Drakz tokes his blunt and points at Kyzer with a smile.
Kyzer - “So we're gonna go ahead with the plan then?”
Drakz - “Do what you have to do to solve the problem.”
Kyzer - “I'm not gonna do diddley sh*t, I'll leave that to the Kyzerlings.”
Kyzer nods his head toward the group of men.
Kyzer - “Now you see why we get along so well? Cause we don't **** foot around. I'll catch you in a bit.”
Kyzer now leaves the room followed closely by his “Kyzerlings” and Drakz lays down shaking his head as he laughs. He takes out a lighter and sparks the end of the blunt again and puffs a huge cloud of smoke that smothers the room.
We now see the WFWF Odium arena with all of its pyro ablaze as this week's show kicks off.
Hayden: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to WFWF Odium. This week's show is shorter than normal but be sure that there will be just as much chaos and excitement as ever.
Crystal: Basicly what limp d*ck is trying to say is that Drakz and Kyzer have got it all covered even though half of their good for nothing roster wanted the week off to prepare for Superbrawl IV in a few weeks. I think they're just time wasting ass holes
Hayden: Those superstars come out here every week and put their bodies on the line I think they deserve a week off every now and then
Crystal: Whatever
While Hayden and Crystal have been chatting away our first 3 superstars of the night have made their way to the ring.
Internet title 3 way dance
Christian Shields versus The Bronx Bomber versus OKAMA
The match starts pretty quickly with a tie up between Bronx Bomber and OKAMA. Bomber with a whip into the ropes to OKAMA, right into a Christian Shields superkick.
Hayden: All 3 of these men are making their Odium debuts tonight after making it out of the house show circuit. You've gotta respect that. The owner's have high hopes for them all.
Crystal: I've got my eye on Sheilds!
Shields goes for a quick cover on the downed OKAMA, but the count is broken up by The Bronx Bomber following a stomp to the back of Christian Shields.
Shields and Bomber now up and a lock up. The two struggle for supremacy, with Shields eventually over powering Bomber. Shields with a whip into the ropes to Bomber, OKAMA tries the same strategy of Christian Shields from earlier, but Bomber goes right between the legs of OKAMA with a baseball slide. Bomber now behind OKAMA and he locks on a rear waist lock for an attempted German suplex, but he cannot get OKAMA up. Christian Shields comes from behind Bomber, grabbing him for a rear waist lock. Shields lifts Bomber up, who lifts OKAMA up, delivering a deadly German suplex chain.
Crystal: See I told you Shields is the man
Hayden: I've got to admit that was amazing
Christian Shields, the last man remaining, makes a cover on Bronx Bomber, but the count is broken at a count of two when Bomber gets his foot on the ropes. Shields is up and angry. OKAMA comes from behind with a roll up on Shields.
1.........2.........kick out!
Bomber breaks the pin with an elbow drop he then grabs OKAMA who is face down on the mat and throws him backward. He brings him into the air and throws him over head and nails a T-Bone suplex. He then hits a sharp kick to the face of Shields, who is on all fours, before making the cover on OKAMA.
1...........2...............3!
Winner & New Internet Champion – The Bronx Bomber
Crystal: Well for once I was wrong. Shields f*cking sucks!
Hayden: All 3 men gave it there all but it is the Bronx Bomber who is the newly crowned Internet champion.
Crystal: What's the internet bull about anyway? Anyone would think we were one of those gay e-feds or something.
Rather immediately, we are brought to a clearly planned promo with a navy blue backdrop and The Anointed of Calvin Lee, EBR, and Alex Sean standing in the center. From the waist up we see them, flexing with confidence and radiating with assuredness. Sean breathes in, as to speak, but slowly lets his breath out.
Calvin Lee: I’ve been in the WFWF for about half a year now in total. Through all this time, I have had to prove to everyone here that I was championship material, even though the truth is I have been championship material since day one. But finally after all this time, I have finally been given the opportunity I have truly deserved. I am getting my chance at the Ham Shank title at Superbrawl. But this is no ordinary match. The man I am against, did something that I think was devastating to hear, and I think everyone will agree with me. He destroyed the Ham Shank title, and replaced it with a title of his own. I don’t think that is being a worthy champion in my eyes. It looks like he doesn’t care about the title at all. I on the other hand, want to be the Ham Shank title. For one, I would make the title look better then anything in the federation, and for two I certainly won’t embarrass the title like Obo has. Come Superbrawl, I will become the new Ham Shank champion.
Alex Sean nods in approval to Calvin Lee then steps forward. EBR follows.
EBR: It’s weird. Two years ago I left this place; claimed I’d never come back. Leave the party before the party ends, you know? Well, I guess that was an empty promise. But why does it really matter? I’m sure the entire WFWF is thrilled that I’m back. Well, at least they would be if they knew who I was. See, I’m not someone who honestly believes they’re the legend that everyone remembers. I left before I could have surely become that. But see, in the long scheme of things I’ve still amounted to more then the majority ever will. I mean, I’m the first WFWF Undisputed Champion; I created history.
Sean and Lee nod in approval as EBR goes on.
EBR: Unfortunately, all that history was thrown away when the Undisputed Championship was retired. Why? Because flat out, the competition wasn’t what it should have been. The Undisputed Championship was the belt that was to be won by the best of the best. Instead, the belt was defended against the “pretty good”. When I think about it, it really hurts. I mean, I put a lot of sacrifice into making that title. Do you know I lost the WFWF:MP Heavyweight Championship in the XWA? I was told I had one chance to win it back. And you know what I did? I busted my ass and got it back, simply so I could eventually merge it with the other WFWF title. I didn’t do this for self recognition; I did it because I owed the WFWF that much. Someone had to pay my bills, and the WFWF did. So, about a year ago I hear through the grape vine that the WFWF Undisputed Championship was retired. It kills me to know all the work I put into making the belt was all for nothing. It lasted what? Two months? When I left the WFWF I never cared about being remembered. I knew the Undisputed Championship would be my legacy, and whether people knew my impact by name was irrelevant. But now, to know everything I ever accomplished in the WFWF is null, void, and forgotten... and that is what offends me.
EBR steps back, allowing Sean to stand front and centre.
Alex Sean: It wasn't long ago that I had my epiphany and subsequent revolution proclamation. But, in fact, it was even shorter when you all doubted us; The Anointed. I remember only four, five weeks ago stepping in the WFWF once again and hearing people talking me down; Hearing people curse my name; Hearing people ask who I was. That return was not the return I had planned on specifically. Hell, even I started to doubt myself after the rather... fluke'ish elimination in that battle royal. So you know, I lost that and even allowed CBT to get a win over me in the process. But times have certainly changed. In two weeks, The Anointed has stepped up and called out everyone on the roster. It took me one match, one week, one show to eliminate that weakling ZMaster and, simultaneously, establish my army in EBR and Calvin Lee. It was only a week later that we set forth our revolution strong by eliminating the supposed two best superstars in the WFWF in one match; Those being Jason Vieira and Reverend Shadow. Of course, that isn't even enough and we took out that putz, that never-been, that waste in MOD. In two weeks, The Anointed has begun it's warpath. The Anointed will hack and slash through all in their way until they, or more accurately we, are standing on an empty battleground.
EBR: Like the Highlander.
Alex Sean: ... Pardon?
EBR: There can only be one... In this case; Us.
Alex Sean: Exactly... err. But of course, we've decided to take this week off to, well, strategize. It's clear that I'll be facing MOD at SuperBrawl, but MOD, also recognize that while Calvin has his own mission to fulfill, I will have EBR by my side and by the laws of wrestling; This will be a handicap match. Why a handicap? Because, let's face it. Nobody will trust you, and nobody likes you. You're a leper. You're a diseased leper and were going to remove you so your disease doesn't spread.
Calvin Lee: This is... metaphorically speaking?
EBR: I certainly hope so.
Alex Sean: ... Yes, metaphorical. MOD, watch your back, because more likely than not, and sooner rather than later, we'll be there.
With this, we hear a man call for the end of the promo as The Anointed walk off frame and, shortly thereafter, we cut back to the Odium arena.
Crystal: All this Anointed stuff is b*llocks. There's no need to change anything in WFWF at the moment. We've got Drakz and Kyzer looking after us, what more could you ask for.
Hayden: I really don't know
Veronica vs. Mikayla
As the speakers blast "Because of You by Kelly Clarkson, the ever so lovely Mikayla comes out from the top of the titantron. She jumps up and down and waves to the crowd, a little too enthusiastically, and the crowd cheers.
Crystal: Well once again folks it's that boring part of our show where 2 dumpster sluts have at it in the WFWF ring. I'm sorry I'm not even going to commentate this cr*p.
Mikayla now walks to the ring and right up the metal stairs. She then stands on the ring apron, looks at all the fans, and blows them a kiss. She then goes in the ring through the middle of the rope, slowly. She then goes to her corner of the ring and prepares for her match, while at the same time yelling to the fans how much she loves them. Then she proceeds to warm up for her match as she begins to pray in the centre of the ring.
"I Wanna Be Bad" by Willa Ford hits and one of Veronica's bare legs pop out from backstage. She then brings out the other leg and walks to the ring like she has a purpose. Once reaching the ring, Veronica jumps onto the apron and sticks her head above the middle rope. This leads to her in a ninety degree angle with her bottom, much to the general audience's appeal, sticking very far our. She then somersaults into the ring.
Both ladies stand in front of each other while they wait for the toll of the bell to sound for the match to begin. As it does both ladies lock up quickly and just as quick as they locked up, Veronica got the upper hand and manoeuvred Mikayla's head into a headlock. Veronica put a little pressure upon it and then was surprised to find herself being shoved into the ropes. Veronica hit the ropes and came bouncing back where she was greeted with a hard clothesline right to the chest that sent her flipping over and onto the ground with a huge smack.
Hayden: Ouch that was impressive
Crystal: *Yawn*
Though Veronica had just endured that huge clothesline, she made her way back to her feet in no time and was posed and ready to fight once again. Mikayla stood there waiting for Veronica's next move and soon found out what it was as Veronica went for another lock up. Mikayla obliged her with the want but she was sadly mistaken as Veronica had faked her out and Mikayla was me with a huge knee to the gut that sent her bending over gasping for air. Veronica then locked Mikayla's head beneath her arm and sent Mikayla up and back down with a perfectly executed suplex. Mikayla didn't move much and seemed to be trying to catch her breath but Veronica made sure she didn't have the time. Veronica quickly latched onto Mikayla's right leg and started to lock on the Figure Four Leg Lock, but as she went to wrap it, Mikayla used her other foot to break free by pushing Veronica forward. Mikayla quickly kipped-up and took hold of Veronica's midsection from behind and then with all her strength and adrenaline she launched Veronica backwards with a textbook German Suplex. As Veronica hit, she raised her midsection up in the air as she yelled out in pain of what Mikayla had just done. Mikayla then flipped Veronica over and pulled her to the middle of the ring by her leg. When Mikayla had her right where she wanted her she locked on the ankle lock and Veronica began to scream and yell while scratching and pulling, trying to break free and get to the ropes. The ref rushed over and ask her if she was ready to give up but Veronica screamed the answer NO! to him as loud as she could while still struggling. Veronica eventually got a little nearer to the ropes but Mikayla made all of her struggle in vain as she pulled Veronica right back to the middle and then applied even more pressure to the hold.
Hayden: It could be over right here folks. Mikayla is not letting go!
Crystal: Who cares?
Veronica then with all the energy she could muster up, flipped herself half way over and sent her foot flying directly into Mikayla's face. Mikayla quickly let go of the hold and was sent flying backwards and even fell over the top of the ropes and hit the ground outside the ring with a huge thud. Both girls were hurt and they both took a few minutes making their way back up from what all had just transpired between them. Mikayla rolled back into the ring slowly where Veronica had been standing waiting for her but she herself was limping along as well. Veronica slowly made her way over to Mikayla who was just now getting ready to stand up, Veronica then decided to capitalize on the situation by helping her up and then sending her back down, driving Mikayla's head into the mat hard with a DDT. Veronica then hobbled over and quickly pinned Mikayla.
1...........2...........kick out!
The ref almost hit the three but before his hand connected with the mat below it, Mikayla got the shoulder up and broke the count. Veronica rolled off of Mikayla still a bit dazed and started to make her way back to her feet. Before Veronica was all the way up, Mikayla quickly grabbed the injured ankle and pulled it out from under her and sent Veronica down face first into the mat. Then Mikayla slowly made her way up and she went back to for the legs of Veronica but this time she had a different in mind. She grasped a hold of Veronica's right leg and then soon after locked on a perfect Sharpshooter and once again Veronica was helpless and in more pain then she could handle. She clawed the mat and screamed as loud as she could as she tried he best to make her way over the ropes. This time luckily for her Mikayla had not thought of dragging her to the middle of the ring and Veronica was able to latch upon the bottom rope and break the hold but sadly the damage from it had already been done. Mikayla, after letting go of the hold, stood up and made her way over the Veronica and pulled her up by her hair. Mikayla then threw Veronica at the corner turnbuckle but Veronica's ankle and legs didn't allow her much movement and she hit the mat with a sickening thud before she even made it to the corner. Mikayla made her way over to Veronica and began to pick her up once again but this time was caught off guard but a low blow from Veronica. Mikayla bent over and then was met with a huge right hand from Veronica that sent Mikayla falling backwards to the ground. Veronica, using the ropes next to her, made her way up as quick as she could the injuries she had sustained during the match. She then pulled Mikayla up and threw her into the corner which was very close by so Veronica didn't have to move to much to make it over to it. She then with the strength that she could put together, Pulled Mikayla up and sat her down on the top turnbuckle. Veronica then made her way up slowly, trying to keep the wait off the injured ankle. She then locked onto Mikayla and pulled her to her feet on the top of the turnbuckle. Then in an amazing display she executed a huge superplex and both ladies hit the ground hard and the sound echoed throughout the arena. The ref after a few moments then initiated the count.
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2.................
3.................
4.................
5.................
There was a bit of movement from both the ladies at this point and time and seemed that they were both struggling hard to get up as quickly as they could before the ref got to the ten.
6................
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Mikayla and Veronica were both back to their feet and right in front of one another. Veronica hit Mikayla with a right hand and Mikayla gave it right back to her just a few moments after the first connected. They both began to exchange blows back and forth until eventually Veronica blocked one and sent a huge knee to the gut that caught Mikayla off guard and sent to her to ground. Veronica made her way slowly over to Mikayla's legs and carefully locked on a Figure Four so that she did not put to much pressure on her ankle. Then just as Veronica, Mikayla began to yell and writhe in the agony of the pressure that Veronica was putting on the manoeuvre. Mikayla then somehow flipped over the manoeuvre and now once again Veronica was feeling the pain that she had grown so accustomed to in this match. Veronica then got her bearings and flipped the hold back in her favour and Mikayla once again was screaming and yelling and trying to grasp the ropes that were not that far away. The out of all of this Mikayla stretched her arm out and grabbed a hold of the ropes and Veronica let go and both ladies lie there on the mat breathing hard and trying to get the strength to continue. Veronica is up first and she spits on her hand as Mikayla staggers to an upright position. Veronica now swings looking to hit her finishing slap but Mikayla ducks and catches her arm. She pulls it behind her back in a hammer lock and then grabs her other hand and pulls it around her neck. Veronica has herself locked in a sleeper hold but she is then dropped backward and slammed into the mat. Mikayla goes for the pin.
1.........2...........3!
Winner – Mikayla
Crystal: Thank f*ck for that
Hayden: That match was great how can you say any different?
Crystal: Keep it down ass hole
Hayden: I appreciate the quality of wrestling going on in that ring nothing more
Crystal: That's not what the bulge in your pants is telling me
Mikalya rolls out of the ring after beating Veronica, suddenly the Kyzerlings run down and slam Mikayla into the side of the ring. The slide into the ring and attack Veronica. One throws her up in the air, another catches her on his shoulder and gives her a vicious powerslam. They roll Mikalya into the ring and they descend like jackals Kyzer walks out onto the stage. The Kyzerlings grabs the women and pull them up to the stage. Kyzer produces a microphone out of thin air.
Kyzer: Things are changing. With change comes results. Results equal KAV’s. Kyzer Acts of Violence. Let these twats be the first to witness them.
One of the Kyzerlings lifts Veronica as another lifts Mikayla. They run and toss them off the stage onto the sound equipment below. Sparks and sh*t fly everywhere. Kyzer laughs as people rush to check on them. Kyzer and the Kyzerlings depart.
Crystal: Well bugger me with a pike I wasn't expecting that
Hayden: Me neither. Christ that was brutal
Crystal: Good job though. Man I love our owners
Hayden: A little too much I think
Crystal: Shut up! I want more Drakz action!
We now see a locker room door with the name “Yukio Blaze” written on it. Drakz struts up to the door and looks at the camera. He puts his index finger to his lips.
Drakz - “Shhhhh”
Drakz then opens the door and walks in and we hear Blaze shout.
Yukio - “Get the f*ck out! Get out of my locker room you c*nt!”
Drakz bends double with laughter and shakes his head.
Drakz - “B*tch I own this fed and I own you I am not going to be taking any orders from you within the next millennium.”
Yukio - “Why are you here?”
We now enter the locker room and see Yukio Blaze sat with bandages around his face and hands covering his bee stings from last week.
Drakz - “A proposition”
Yukio - “What kind?”
Drakz - “Next week. Me and you. 1 on 1.”
Blaze stands up and smiles
Yukio - “A warm up for Superbrawl IV?”
Drakz - “HAHA Bitch please! You don't even nearly have the balls to take that slot! My match at Superbrawl is going to blow your sh*t out of the water!”
Yukio looks on in shock
Yukio - “W.....w...what is it?”
Drakz - “HAHAHA F*ck off!”
Drakz now leaves the locker room and slams the door behind him.
Crystal: See if you get on the good side of the owners you get what you want
Hayden: Hmmmmm
Crystal: And right now I want to see a german porn star get beaten down by one of Kyzer & Drakz's little friends. Oh would you look at that!