Post by Kyzer on Aug 24, 2006 1:12:23 GMT -5
The screen fades in from static. The grinning face of Drakz appears. It fades out. The grinning face of Kyzer appears, and promptly fades out. The cameras fade in to the locker room of the esteemed bosses. Kyzer and Drakz sit comfortably on a couple of couches as Wayne McGurk stands before them. The Kyzerlings mill around behind Kyzer and Drakz.
McGurk: I think it is only fair that since Calvin got to pick a stipulation, I get to pick one also.
Kyzer: That is a marvelous idea.
McGurk: I want it to be a chains match also.
Drakz: Sh*t, we will go one further and put Vanessa in as your special ref for you match at Super Brawl.
Kyzer: Works for me.
McGurk smiles and leaves.
Kyzer: I hope he destroys that little er Obo.
Drakz: Calvin is a little piece of sh*t too.
Kyzer: He is getting more tolerable since hanging out with Alex Sean.
Drakz: F*ck Alex Sean. That piece of trash doesn’t deserve our time.
Kyzer: HAHA! I happen to like Sean.
Drakz: Give me some of those shrooms you are eating.
Kyzer: We got a visitor.
They turn and look who stands before them, little old Tha CBT. Neither one of the owners say anything to him. He stands there for a minute before he realizes that they are waiting on him.
CBT: Now Super Brawl will be the night that Tha CBT makes history and breaks that glass ceiling that has been sitting above him for over a year now. And I wants to break through that ceiling with a legendary match with legendary Zmaster. I even want that match to have a legendary stipulation since it will be such a legendary match.
Kyzer: Anything to get you to shut the f*ck up.
CBT doesn’t really say anything for a moment.
CBT: An iron match with no DQs or count outs.
Kyzer: To hell with that. I am not watching you wrestle for an hour.
Drakz: Let’s give him thirty minutes.
Kyzer: Fine. Zmaster will kick your ass anyways.
A grin comes across the face of CBT as the announcement.
CBT: It will definitely be a legendary night.
Kyzer: Shut the f*ck up and get out!
CBT turns and leaves happy as a school girl at the announcement.
Kyzer: I hate him.
O.K.A.M.A vs. Nick Cash vs. "Autopsy" CJR
The cameras fade into the ring as the first match of this edition of Odium is about to hit the airwaves. All the competitors are in the ring awaiting the match. The bell sounds and right away O.K.A.M.A and Cash begin to brawl viciously whilst CJR stays out of the way, O.K.A.M.A bends Cash over and begins to lay some shots across his back before turning around to Cash’s back to take him down with a German suplex. O.K.A.M.A gets back up after the move but as he stands CJR races off the ropes and strikes with a low dropkick to the back of ’s Cash’s knee joint knocking him down to the mat. CJR then gets right back up and runs off the ropes once more this time to catch O.K.A.M.A with a Tiger bomb CJR pulls O.K.A.M.A to his feet and aims for a Angel’s wings but before he can try to hit the move Cash dives into CJR with a leaping knee to his face knocking down both CJR and O.K.A.M.A. Cash Cash then makes a coverfor a two count. Cash releases the cover as he sees O.K.A.M.A leap off of the top rope looking to break the cover, O.K.A.M.A knocks Cash outside of the ring and attempts his own cover.Cash kicks out on one and both men quickly return to their feet, once up CJR try’s for a clothesline on the returning Cash but Cash ducks the effort and then catches CJR with a arm drag, CJR hits the mat and rolls over before getting back to his feet, right away he runs at Cash but finds that to be a mistake as Cash locks up around CJR’s waist and slams him down with a belly to belly suplex. He goes for a pinfall. But O.K.A.M.A dives across and breaks the pin. CJR knocks O.K.A.M.A down and goes for a Hangman's Clutch. Cash is unable to break the hold as O.K.A.M.A taps out.
Winner: Autopsy CJR
Promo #1
“Is this on?”
So says the man in front of us, known specifically as Alex Sean, sitting down clearly in front of a blue screen. He shifts uncomfortably, tired and worn looking, dark circles formed around his eyes. Sean sits alone in front of our view. Behind us stands Matthew Werner, a young filmmaker with an unbridled passion towards professional wrestling.
Matthew Werner: Yep, you’re all set.
Alex Sean: It’s weird… Wrestling. Wrestling’s a strange industry to be a part of you. Wrestling’s almost like… I don’t know, I mean, they take you when you’re young… 22 for me, younger for others. You’ve got kids coming in at 16, 18, so on… They grab you while you’re young and teach you all this shit. They teach you how to punch, they teach you how to lock up with a guy and be able to hook him ninety eight percent of the time, fuck, they teach you how to talk, look, and behave in public. It’s all part of a strategy, because really, they breed you like you would an animal. Like one of those show dogs or something. They teach you to flip and sit for the judges and you trust them and then you’re theirs and they own you. They own your name, they own your accomplishments, your house, your life… your family… They own all of it.
Matthew Werner: What happens then?
Alex Sean: They own you… and you either do… well there’s two options. The first, is you take the easy way and you listen. You follow all the rules and you make good money and you’re celebrated. But then there’s the road you take when you wise up and you decide to… hahaha… you decide to make your own decisions and be a man… And that’s fucking stupid. You know what they do to those people?
Matthew Werner: What?
Alex Sean: They tell you… “Sure, do your thing kid, but we own your name. And we own your history. We own everything you fucking dead. All the scar tissue on your face that makes people look away, that’s ours. We own all of that.” They fucking tell you that you aren’t shit and you probably aren’t… But I dunno… I guess I’ve made something of myself since then. I suppose. Maybe.
In sweeping, large text a banner draped on the center of our view reads “The Werner Wrestling Study; Alex Showtime Tapes”. This brings us outside at night to Alex Sean and Matthew Werner, wind blowing strongly in their faces. Sean seems rushed, walking at a feverish pace that makes our vision shake and blur while trying to keep up. Werner follows shortly behind, holding luggage in his arms and a scarf blowing rapidly around his neck.
Matthew Werner: I don’t see why we’re in such a hurry to go… where are we going!?
Alex Sean: Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing.
Matthew Werner: Okay but I am following you aren’t I? So it’s what we’re doing!
Werner’s scarf blows off behind him stopping him in mid-motion. He drops his luggage and tries to retrieve the scarf however it has been lost in the strong winds. He turns around to meet directly, eye to eye with Alex Sean.
Alex Sean: Look.
Matthew Werner: Y-Yes?
Alex Sean: You’re my guest. I invited you to come and watch me be… me. This is what I do. I go places. I have something important to do right now, but I welcome your cameras and attention. Alright?
Matthew Werner: Yes sir… I understand.
Alex Sean: Alright, cool. Now let’s get going, they look to be in quite a rush.
Matthew Werner: Who? Who’s in a rush?
Alex Sean: The pilots, of course.
Our view pans to our ending point; A private jet, more likely than not paid for by the XWA’s money. Sean and Werner enter as our view rapidly changes angle… then… black.
Chris "The Bomb" Sanchez vs Brady Cool
The lights dim in the arena, as Suicide Solution begins to play. Chris "The Bomb" Sanchez struts out from behind the curtain. A set of pyro's pop, as the lights turn blue. His cockiness oozes from his body as he struts to the ring. He slides into the ring, and raises both hands in the air. The music slowly dies away.
Die Motherf*cker Die blares over the PA. Red lights roll around the arena. The song speeds up and Red Pyro Goes of at the front of the stage. Brady Cool runs out, and looks at the ground, then Jumps, clenching his fist. Sending more Red Pyro off, he then starts walking down the center of the ramp, then faded of into the right and claps a few hands, and climbs up the steps, walks over to the center of the outside of the ring and looks at fans, and gets in to ring, and runs into the ropes, holding onto them and then going up on the Turnbuckle pointing to fans. He then hops off and stands in the corner.
The ref looks to both competitors, and signals for the match to begin. The two lock up collar to elbow, pushing for an advantage. It is Chris Sanchez who gains the advantage. He slides around behind Brady, and pulls off a German suplex. Before the dust has settled his boot is in Brady's face. He grinds his sole into the opponent's jaw, and Brady begins to kick around. Finally, he gets the boot off his face, and springs to his feet. Sanchez charges him, and is dropped by a Mexican Armdrag. Again, and another arm drag. He charges once more, and is caught in a powerslam. The ring barely moves for the two small competitors, but the Bomb definetely feels the effect.
Cool gets a fool head of steam, bounces back, and slides boot first into his opponents face. He stands at the turnbuckle, waiting for his opponent to rise. The moment he does, Cool drops him with a shining wizard. The Bomb drops with a thud face first on the mat. Cool flies to the turnbuckle, springs to the top rope, and delivers a devastating corkscrew moonsault to his opponents back. The Bomb writhes around in pain. Cool goes for the cover
1....
2....
And The Bomb kicks out. Brady wastes no time, bringing his opponent to his feet. A hard irish whip to the ropes is followed by a quick duck by Cool. The bomb rebounds again. Once more Cool simply dodges, but this time takes off as well. Both men, running, about to collide, and a slap fills the arena as Brady Cool unleashes a spinning wheel kick. The Bomb recovers quickly, and is back on his feet, but Brady grabs him from behind, bringing him down with a backcracker. Sanchez writhes around in pain, and Brady pops to his feet immediately. He signals for the end. He pulls Sanchez to his feet. Brady locks his opponent, lifting him high in the air for a vertical suplex, but quickly changes the momentum, bringing Sanchez down into a rock bottom.
Face announcer: The Call of the Cool... I had heard rumor of it...
Brady Cool covers his opponent nonchalantly... as the ref makes the count.
1....
2.....
3!!!!!
Winner: Brady Cool
Cool pops up in celebration. He jumps up and down in celebration as his theme music plays once again. Before he knows what is happening... He is blind sided by Burton with the belt. Kurt calls for a microphone. A pretty little ring girl brings the mic over, handing it to Kurt in the ring.
Kurt: Listen up. That man right there may have just won, but he is nothing, just like the Revolution's opponents at Superbrawl. A big fat steaming pile of nothing!
The crowd boos him.
Kurt: Now, I want a challenge. Not little Slutty Mc Slut Slut and her deranged brother... not two jobbers banding together at the last second because they have nothing better to do. No! I'm thinking of only one thing right now. Three self-righteous jerk offs in the lockerroom who want to belittle the Revolution.
The crowd boos again.
Kurt: You want to talk about stupid names... Annointed Ones. How the hell did you get that name... did you annoint each other with your sperm? Now, I don't know who you think you were talking about, but listen up now, the Revolution has done nothing but thrash through this roster since it's inception. So I saw after Superbrawl, you three putzes better come down to this ring, and face the combined might of Kurt Burton, Manny C, and our third man. And don't worry, Annointed Nuns, you'll find out who our third man is soon enough. Unlike other places, we won't drag our third man around for two months. You'll get to find out, August 13th, at Superbrawl!!!!
The scene opens to a room where CBT and Reverend sit across from eachother in two seperate chairs while conversationalizing. As the camera makes its way into the room they turn their attention to the visitor and CBT begins to speak.
CBT: Today marks a new day in the world of Innovation and Sports Entertainment! I spoke with the Reverend last week about some of the things that go on in the WFWF and about our rights as members of the federation and we both agreed on a number of issues. Some of these issues directly effected us in some way and some were just annoyances AKA The Anal-Ointment or whatever there name is. Well further more were just here to tell you that from now on we will talking every week about another subject in hopes of really enlightening you fans about the things that go on. Now this is strickly off the record sort of stuff that only directly effects those who have no life but to take things to heart. Anyways this is your first Public Announcement from something we would like to call The Higher Authority please stay tuned for others to come.
The Scene fades out as Reverend and CBT continue there conversation. The opening guitar strums hit of “Shoot To Thrill” By AC/DC hit as the crowd erupts into cheers. From out behind the curtains walks the Hometown boy, Justin Tyme. Justin isn’t dressed to compete yet as he is still wearing his new Winged JT shirt and blue jeans. Justin speed walks to the ring, slapping a few of the ravenous Edmonton fans hands. Justin somersaults into the ring as the fans erupt. Justin walks over to the far right corner and climbs up the turnbuckle. Justin raises his arms in the air before doing a back flip. Justin requests a microphone as an enormous “Platinum” chant erupts followed by an “M.E.M” chant and finishing with a “Welcome Home” chant. Justin grins from ear to ear as he begins to lift the mic to his mouth.
Justin Tyme: Platinum doesn’t just mean I’m better than gold, it also means I am better than you!
The fans again erupt into cheers as a massive “JT” chant starts ringing through the arena. Justin soaks it all in as he again lifts the mic to his mouth
Justin Tyme: Man, it is actually over a year since the last time the Platinum Superstar set foot in Rexall Place in a WFWF ring. But we truly need to come back here a lot more often... Not because you fans are awesome but because I get top billing when ever we come here. Now I don’t see why it only happens in Edmonton, it should be anywhere the WFWF goes I get top billing because it is so blatantly obvious that I am the biggest superstar in the WFWF... Infact, in Edmonton I am like a god to you people... not hard to imagine as even Obo could be considered a savior to the lot of you.
The fans boo Justin but it is more out of respect for his comments then for the legitimate hate he recieves elsewhere. Justin smiles again and continues talking.
Justin Tyme: Now I don’t know if you noticed last week but due to my cult like following I have developed these last few months across Canada, I can no longer ignore it. I get Futureaddicts coming up to me in restaurants but I get people coming up to me when I’m getting my car checked on, when I’m going grocery shopping, when I go to the gym. Hell, I was heading down to Red Deer last night to check up on the Red Deer Rebels because I appreciate a team capable of winning and next thing I know I have a huge throng of people following me down the Queen E highway. It has gotten to the point where I can no longer ignore it... Now I present to you the newest, most reliable religion there is... Tymeism. You can purchase the book according to Justin Tyme on WFWF Shop starting next week and you can actually send in 20 bucks and you get an official Tymeism T-Shirt and Membership Identification... but enough shill about that I have important news. Last week in that Triple Threat match, I never got pinned it was Jerk McGurk that lost that match for me. But that isn’t what is bothering me it is what happened after the match that particularily frustrated me. Let’s take a look on the obscenely expensive LookToTheFuturevision TV and see what went down.
The Tymeism logo flashes on the screen before showing the after math of the Triple Threat match on Odium last week.
Suddenly the lights go out. After a few moments a crash is heard in the ring and the lights come back up. Tyme is lying in a hole in the middle of the mat.
Justin Tyme looks fuming mad now as he was staring at the screen.
Justin Tyme: OK I am going to cut to the chase, who ever in the bluest of blue hell that was, I am not asking I am demanding that you march your ass down the ramp or I will march my ass up the ramp to find you. You have broken one of my commandments, Thou Shalt not Steal my Spotlight. And for that the search warrant hath been issued and an ass shalt be kickethed. You have 10 seconds. 10...1, Time is up.
Justin drops the mic and walks out of the ring heading up the ramp. All of a sudden, the lights go off like they did the week before and a struggle on the steps can be heard. The lights come on again and Justin Tyme is laying unconcious on the floor beside the stage with no sign of whoever did this to be in sight. The Money Shot Title Justin Tyme covets so much lays beside him.
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