1st Ever Loaded Results

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Theme Song: Wolfgang “Atomica” [/size]


Hardcore X Title Match
Loaded Weapons Match
(Weapons Will Be Loaded With Explosives)
Jake Slash vs. Trace Demon vs. Vinson Evorett vs. Casino vs. Daniel vs. Kevin Ray vs. Creation X vs. Johnny Valentine vs. Thomas Brewington vs Obo


Cut backstage where blood and dust is everywhere. A thick black dust. As if from explosions. Bodies lay everywhere, all soaked in blood, many with pieces of glass or barbed wire stuck in them. The bodies that litter the ground are hard to identify, especially considering most of them are nameless faceless spineless idiots, but they can be identified as participants of the Hardcore X title match, mostly just due to the fact that Obo stands over this carnage with a smirk on his face.

Obo: It’s so sad when fools cannot even make it to the ring. I suppose you could call it the big bang theory.. The screams of horror said I wasn’t playing by the rules.. But I change the rules midway through the game. I change the rules to my liking.. And I eliminate explosives from wrestling, because that’s dumb. I like things to explode.. But not me..

Cut back to the ring, where four remaining wrestlers stand in a ring filled with tampered weapons.

The lights come to a quick dim and the camera focuses up tightly on the big screen, blacking out the entire arena. Nothing is seen for a moment, until finally coming back up as the opening introduction of the song begins, scenes of violence flashing with it. Obo throws Reverend Shadow into the barbed wire ropes as the first chorous hits. With this, a quick scene of Obo nailing his tree of woe double stomp hits over the big screen before fading away, quickly replaced with a scene of a vicious Yakuza kick as the song echos through the arena Finally the vocals of the song begin and Obo makes his way through the curtain, the WFWF Heavyweight championship draped over his shoulder carelessly. Obo makes his way down the ramp and slides in under the bottom rope, hoping back to his feet and climbing to the second rope for a pose as "Bite the Hand that Bleeds" cuts off. Obo slides off and quickly stretches, handing the WFWF Heavyweight title off to the referee as the bell sounds, beginning this Hardcore X title match.

Hardcore X title match
Non-Exploding Weapons Rumble
Jake Slash versus Trace Demon versus Vinson Evorett versus Johnny Valentine versus Obo


Everyone grabs weapons and goes after Jake Slash. Evorett unloads with a vile barbed wire baseball bat shot and Demon a golf club which gets a collective moan from the crowd for overused props. Johnny Valentine opts for a grand father clock and absolutely drills Slash, splitting him wide open across his head from the thick glass. Obo watches on this carnage with a smirk. Slash is already losing a ton of blood but is determined to keep fighting. He bends over to grab a bundle of light tubes and it explodes, sending glass flying upwards into his stomach. Obo tosses away a remote as Slash goes to the ground. He’s trying to hold the blood into his face. Obo sends directions to Trace Demon, who scores an easy pin on Jake Slash

Elimination: Jake Slash

Johnny Valentine and Vinson Evorett begin to trade punches but Valentine scores a near knock out blow, which sends Evorett backwards onto a board covered in light tubes. Obo flies into the picture with a double stomp on Evorett and Valentine covers, eliminating Evorett with a count of three.

Elimination: Vinson Evorett

We’re already down to three thanks to a prematch attack and an inability for a bunch of worthless slacks to roleplay when they are booked on the main show IN A TITLE MATCH!, those being Johnny Valentine, Obo, and Trace Demon. It seems a mutual respect between Obo and Demon is quickly formed, because the two go after Johnny Valentine. Demon beats Valentine down in the corner while Obo fiddles in his pocket. He comes back out with something in his hand. He goes to Valentine’s chest and draws whatever he has to the stomach and blood begins to flow like a river from Johnny Valentine’s stomach. Obo tosses the item away and the camera gets a close up on the box cutter he just turned into a Throwback cutter. Trace Demon grabs Valentine by the leg and pulls him out from the corner, but is not paying attention to Obo. Obo into the ropes and back in, drilling Trace Demon in the back of the head with a deadly Yakuza kick. Demon falls forward into a roll up from Johnny Valentine for a count of three.

Elimination: Trace Demon

Two left but Johnny Valentine isn’t really left, instead bleeding massive amounts everywhere. Obo grabs a light tube and throws it down for a small explosion. He goes to the top rope and calls for a double stomp, BUT WHAT’S THIS?? Through the crowd comes Reverend Shadow. He grabs Obo, his opponent for later in the night’s foot and jams him down on the top turnbuckle. Obo down and he rolls out of the ring, where Reverend Shadow stomps him some more.

Shadow has all his attack focused on Obo, but doesn’t realize what has snuck up behind him. A henchman in all black and a ski mask grabs Shadow’s left arm then quickly wraps a piano wire around The Reverend’s neck. Reverend fades as the man digs the wire deep into his neck. Obo kicks him for good measures before sliding into the ring. But the lights go down! "Money" by Pink Floyd begins to play. As the cash register sound ends and the music begins, the lights come back. Nothing happened.. But Obo is now laid out in the center of the ring and Johnny Valentine’s arm is across Obo’s chest. Reluctantly, the referee counts a count of three.

Winner and New Hardcore X Champion, Johnny Valentine



{After the match, we fade into the backstage area. In front of the WFWF logo is Stacy Grey, holding a microphone as EBR stands opposite of her.}

Stacy Grey: EBR, you requested this time.

EBR: Among booking 12 minutes in the ring, as well.

Stacy Grey: Oh…and what was it you’d like to say?

EBR: That I will be making an official announcement in the ring in about an hour’s time.

Stacy Grey:…Seriously?

EBR: An hour, give or take, you know?

Stacy Grey: You specifically booked this time, implying you had something to say, to just inform us in an hour you’ll actually have something to talk about?

EBR: Is that weird?

Stacy Grey: A little.

EBR: Hrm…well, you rarely get work anyways. At least this way you had something to do. I hear they’re talking about down-sizing, so just watch out for that. I’ll see you later.

{EBR pats her on the back and walks away.}

Stacy Grey: I’m not worried; I’ll keep my job longer than Luther Castle, if anything.

{We fade out.}

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In the back of the arena, Kurt Burton leans back against a rack of chairs. He sips on an herbal tea. He stares at the door, waiting for something. Wayne approaches. He looks confused.

Wayne: Hey, what's going on?

Kurt: I'm waiting for Thunder.

Wayne: Why?

Kurt: Cuz Thunder's going to pay.

Wayne laughs. Kurt keeps staring, and Wayne realizes it is not a joke.

Wayne: Come on, we got a match in a few minutes.

Kurt: I'll be there...

Wayne: Why the hell are you going to make Thunder pay?

Kurt: He put me out of action for five months. The actions he took in our last match cost me, and so he will pay!

Wayne: OK... see you out there.

Wayne walks away, rubbing the bridge of his nose. Kurt continues staring.

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Singles Match
Possessed Child vs. Reckless


The match kicked off with both men exchanging a series of chops across the chest; Reckless had found an opening and took Possessed Child’s charging arm and sent him into the ropes; Possessed Child evaded a back body drop, and instead took Reckless out with a modified neckbreaker. This would give Possessed Child the opening advantage he needed, as he remained on the offence until he had missed the Falling Cross from the top rope; seeing this, Reckless quickly hooked him onto an inside cradle, but Possessed Child kicked out at two. A knee to the face and a ddt would give Reckless the advantage he needed to nail the Possessed Child with the R-Driver Splash, but Possessed Child ducked away in time, rose quickly, and nailed Reckless with the X-Breed Powerbomb; Possessed Child hooked the leg, and scored the victory.

The Winner: Possessed Child

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{The lighting dims as the infamous overture from “Rocky” is heard over the loud speakers. As it reaches its climax, a gun shot is heard before smoothly transiting into “Made You Look” by Nas. EBR pushes the curtains apart before slowly stepping out onto the stage to cheers from the crowd. He gradually strides down the ramp, looking around the ringside area before reaching the apron. He stands on the outside for a brief moment before swiftly sliding into the ring, immediately propping himself up before mounting the turnbuckles slowly, in unintentional epic fashion. He stares into the crowd with a smirk before hopping down and slightly pacing around the ring. The music gradually fades out as the lights go back to their normal settings, just as EBR is handed a microphone.}

EBR: I won the Tag Team Titles with a lot of ill will. Be it having to defeat one man, having to beat him under the circumstances I did, or perhaps the most appropriate in this situation; winning them with the man I did. If I were to have honestly known I’d be joined at the hip with CBT…well…I probably wouldn’t have even shown up to Veni Vidi Vici, much less asked for a title shot. Yet, throughout the strange circumstances that surround itself it, here we are. And you know, I’m a bigger man than most, and personal dislike aside I’m sure I could have worked fool proof with CBT. But as suspected, CBT went ahead and turned dislike into animosity. He begins to attack me in our Title defenses, begins to mock my career, and to top it all off, books me in a match against him at Survival of the Fittest. Needless to say, I’m a little angry at this point in time. But I’m a professional, I keep my mouth shut, and I do my job. And in doing my job, I give CBT the biggest beat down in the history of his career.

{The crowd cheers, because they hate CBT. Boo CBT!}

EBR: There’s a reason no one talks about EBR vs. CBT; because it’s not worth talking about. One of those matches they’ll tuck away and never mention again, because really, what was accomplished other than a complete waste of what was deemed a dream match? Might as well throw that idea and match on future blooper reels.

{Briefly stopping, EBR chews on the inside of his mouth and lightly sighs.}

EBR: But if the match proved anything, it’s that I do respect CBT.

{The crowd is confused. They murmur. Boo CBT!}

EBR: I make him my bitch for about twenty minutes, yet never does he complain. Never does he make excuses for his lost like all my other opponents tend to do the following week. He just accepts it. And you know what, I can ride with that.

{The crowd is very confused. Boo CBT!}

EBR: I’m not telling any of you to like him. I don’t like him. Just give credit where credit’s due.

{Suddenly, the lights are turned down, and the sounds of "Hate Me Now" by Nas are heard through the Arena speakers. After the first chorus, Tha CBT makes his way down to the ring, complete with Singapore cane. A self-sufficient look on his face. A cocky smirk, as he takes in the crowds reaction, whether good or bad. Taunting the fans who boo him, getting in there face, even physically provoking them. Once in the ring he's casual, looking face to face with the man who holds the other half of the Tag Team Titles.}

EBR: That was a pretentious entrance, but ‘tever, that’s your deal and that’s cool. But I’m kind of glad you’re out here. See, we’re undefeated-

CBT: 4-0.

EBR: Don’t interrupt me. As I was saying, we’re undefeated, never once even going as far as to see eye-to-eye. Yet here we are, still Tag Team Champions. And even though I beat you up two weeks ago-

CBT: It was a twenty minute match and I did almost beat you, but you were fictorious…

EBR: Yeah, yeah. Of course you did. {Smirks and rolls his eyes.} Even though I beat you up two weeks ago I don’t think it’s far to say our little tag team experiment is already broken. We beat Master of Destruction and Total Apocalypse. I’m pretty sure they’re lined up next to me in the Hall of Fame. We beat, at the time, the consensus number two Tag Team in the WFWF when we retained our titles against Calvin Lee and Luther Castle. And to cap it off we beat Wayne McGurk and Thunder. We’re pretty good.

CBT: And we beat Yukio Blaze.

EBR: But that was two against one and kind of lame overall.

CBT: That’s true. But a win’s a win. Even if it's over Yukio Blaze.

EBR: Yeah, whatever…but man, we’re a good team. And even though I think you’re overrated, a twit, a punk, a douche bag, moronic, idiotic, incompetent, lazy, stupid, dumb, boring, conceited, a snob, impotent, useless, dull, awkward, contrived, demanding, difficult, egotistical, bossy, smug, self satisfied, homo-erotic…

CBT: E…

EBR:…atrocious, overbearing, presumptuous, high handed, self-possessed, unimpressive…

{CBT lightly hits EBR in the arm and shrugs.}

EBR:…Among many others, we work well together. So I’m giving you the option on whether or not you want to continue this team. Of course, we’re Tag Team Champions so it’s not really up to us and to only be deciding this now is really irresponsible, but that’s neither here nor there.

{Briefly hesitating, CBT nods his head and both men shake hands as the fans give a mixed reaction. Boo CBT!}

CBT: The era of Anointed Authority begins…ergh…officially begins!

EBR: No. We’re not calling ourselves that.

{CBT inches over and whispers.}

CBT: Why not, it's a well thought up, and respectable name.

EBR: “Anointed Authority”? Are you five? Or just uncreative? I’m adding that one to the list.

CBT: Well you're the one who anointed me as the guy with the talent, the charisma, poise, physique, intelligence, youth...

{Pushing CBT away, EBR address the crowd.}

EBR: So folks, you now have official Tag Team champions.

CBT: Even though we were already official…

{EBR sharply glares at CBT, quitting him down. Boo CBT!}

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Wayne finds Kurt in the Same spot.

Wayne: What are you doing, we have a match.

Kurt: I'll be there.

Wayne: NOW!

Kurt: What?

Wayne: Now, we have a match now!!!

Kurt: ****... just like that boy to be late.

Wayne: Let's go.

Kurt: Alright...

Kurt walks off with Wayne. He turns, and looks at the door one more time.

Wayne : NOW!

Kurt scrambles after Wayne.

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Tag Team Turmoil Match for the Tag Team Heritage Cup
Double Mayhem (Jay and Kay Mayhem) vs. The Survivors (Flamez and Shawn) vs The Independent Scene (Shields and Spider) vs. Luther Castle and Calvin Lee vs. (The Axis) Wayne McGurk and Kurt Burton vs. David Williams and BJ Rocker vs. Dane Christian and High Horror

This is the Tag Team Turmoil Match for the Tag Team Heritage Cup. The rules are simple as two teams start and once one team is eliminated, another comes to the ring and so on until the winners are crowned. It appears that Dane and Horror will be starting it off against Jay and Kay Mayhem.


Dane gets the early advantage as he takes down Kay with a running lariat that turns Kay inside out. He goes over to pin him to end it early, but it was only a two count. Kay kips up and Dane starts messing with the crowd by yelling at him, while Horror looks on in disgust. Dane picks Kay back up and goes for a brainbuster, but Kay reversed it into a DDT. Kay hurries with a roll through to tag in Jay who immediately starts pounding on the downed Dane. Horror gets in the ring and has a few words with Jay, but then helps Dane up to only give him the High Boot. Horror then rolls out of the ring as Jay climbs to one of the ropes, Kay does the same, but he comes crashing down on Dane with a Flipping Leg Drop and Jay does a 3 Star Frog Splash. It was the All Out Mayhem and then he covers Dane, 1....2....3.


Eliminated, Dane Christian and High Horror


Jay appears to want to start this off as Christian Shields and Spider comes to the ring in a fast set up and they both take down Jay with a Double Team Spear as Kay comes into play, but Spider quickly takes him down with a Superkick to the mush that makes Kay stumble out of the ring. Shields stalks Jay, waiting for him to get up, but gives him a sick Buzzsaw type of kick. Spider takes care of Kay on the outside as Shields pins Jay, 1.....2.....3.


Eliminated, Jay and Kay Mayhem


Spider and Shields are cheering each other as they are one step closer become the only team to capture the Tag team Heritage Cup twice, but the lights go out in the arena and when they come back on. The ref is on the outside looking around and Shields and spider is laid out in the center of the ring with Williams and Rocker standing above them, but on the ramp are two folded up chairs. Williams dives on Shields with a Standing Shooting Star and Rocker gives Spider a standing moonsault. The ref comes back in and does a duel pin, 1....2.....3.


Eliminated, Spider and Christian Shields


Luther Castle runs to the ring trying to get the early advantage, while Calvin stays on the outside. Luther gives Rocker a Burning Lariat that damn near takes his head off. Williams then jumps on Luther taking him down with modified Lou Thez, but then Calvin comes back into the ring and kicks Williams in the head with a Stomp Kick. Lee then picks Williams up onto his shoulders and looks to give him the Chapter 11, but Luther gets up up holding his head in a daze and accidentally bumps into Lee, which Williams falls onto him with a cradle pin as Luther is still stumbling around, 1....2.....3.


Eliminated, Luther Castle and Calvin Lee


Rocker is slowly getting to his feet with the help of the ropes, while Williams sits up on the mat in the corner. The Project Hardcore theme song plays across the speakers as Flamez and his Brother are the next ones out. Flamez and Shawn hit the ring and both look confident, but Shawn the hard headed one, runs at Williams and gives him a baseball slide dropkick in the corner. Flamez starts to yell at him, but then Shawn runs at Rocker and gives him a sick chop block the back on the knee. Flamez continues to yell at him with he pummels on Rocker, but Flamez intervenes by grabbing Flamez up by his neck. Flamez then smacks Shawn in the face, but then Shawn gives Flamez a uppercut to the jaw, followed with a Stunner type of jaw breaker. Rocker is still down as Shawn walks over to Williams, picks him back up, but then gives him a front body slam. Shawn scales the ropes and comes down with a shooting star, but somehow Williams moves out of the way and Shawn lands very dangerously on his right knee. Shawn starts to hold his knee and screaming in pain as Williams cradles him into a pin, 1.....2.....3.


Eliminated, Flamez and Shawn Roberts


There will be new cup holders as the Survivors have just been eliminated. Flamez along with a few EMT's help Shawn up, but Flamez gives Shawn a very serious eye and then smacks him in the face. Williams and Rocker stumble to their feet as they know who are the last entrants in this match. Rocker holds his left elbow and Williams looks up the ramp to see Kurt Burton and Wayne McGurk taking their time to get to the ring. Burton slides under first, followed by McGurk who jumps over the top rope. Rocker wasting no time runs at McGurk, but McGurk extends his foot and Rocker eats a size 14 boot. Rocker falls to the mat as Williams then starts to brawl with Burton, but Burton has a trick up his sleeve as he pokes Williams in the eye and then gives him a neckbreaker. Rocker tries to make it to his feet, but McGurk takes him down with a left hook. Burton hoist Williams up on his shoulders, McGurk bounces off the ropes and connects a Boot on Williams, but then Burton drops Williams down with a Samoan Drop. That was the Tilt Axis as Burton pins Williams, 1......2........3.


Final Elimination, David Williams and BJ Rocker. Winners and Final Tag Team Heritage Cup Winners, Wayne McGurk and Kurt Burton


Burton is the first man in the history of the WFWF to have won the then Orgy Titles, Tag Team Titles, and now the Tag Team Heritage Cup. McGurk is looking at the cup as they are now scheduled to face Tha CBT and EBR at Scars and Stripes. It will be one war of a match.

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