Post by veronicaaaahhhh on Jan 15, 2008 16:29:43 GMT -5
Backstage, we find Wayne McGurk standing outside the WFWF control room. A headset hangs over his head, as McGurk puffs the cigarette between his lips. Wayne blows away a cloud of smoke, as he flicks away the Camel.
As many of you know, it has been my job since May of last year to oversee the daily operations of the WFWF. It has been my privilege since to book the shows that you have been watching and to be in a different part of a sport that has given me so much.
Now, I come to you to admit that as owner of the WFWF, I have not done my job to the best I can, and for that I apologize. As in-ring competitor, as a father, as a husband, and as the forerunner for several business unrelated to the WFWF, I could not devote myself completely to the good of the company. Under my leadership, the WFWF has operated quite smoothly on its way to SuperBrawl V.
You see, ever since I've taken the spot as owner, it's been my responsibility to see the WFWF into SuperBrawl V and nothing else. SuperBrawl V and the roads to it, has been a vision that was set long before I assumed the position. So everything that I've conjured since I've got here has yet to see into fruition, with the exception of Loaded; but hell, even Loaded I see alive today is nothing compared to what I had invisioned.
I never had full control of the WFWF because of SuperBrawl and because of all the upper-management bull **** that I've had to put up. So Obo, if you're watching this, it was my ass that kept your job and the World title around your waist, and for that you owe me.
I promise you all, in the name of my father Frank, that once the WFWF has closed its door's on SuperBrawl V, I will bring a great change into this company. I will bring a great change to this sport. Because I promise that under my hand and my hand alone, the WFWF will see the rise of a new dawn; a new and glorious time in professional wrestling, a new and glorious time in the WFWF.
So, if you want to keep the memories of everything that has stood before this point here tonight, I want you to close your eyes and and breathe in what will now be past, because the new change starts tonight, and tonight we are LOADED!
We now pull ringside, as a packed crowd cheers in excitement. Ray Mano and Jesse Owens stand together in the center of the ring. Both men wait as the cheers of the crowd dwindle down.
Ray Mano:
Good evening Chicago, I am Ray Mano and beside me stands my broadcast colleague Jesse Owens. And tonight we come to you all heartbeats away from SuperBrawl, and stand before you all here tonight, LOADED!
WFWF Presents:
The sound of Wolfgang's “Atomica” rips away from the Loaded opening video and pulls into the jam packed UIC Pavilion. Pyro's erupt ringside as the arena crowd rises in excitement. AC/DC's "If You Want Blood" rips through the arena speakers, as Vanessa and Kat quickly make their way down into the ring; Kat sliding beneath the ropes, as Vanessa leaps over her. "I Wanna Be Bad" blares from the PA system as Candi Starlight makes her way into the ring. Once inside, she rises to the ropes and waves to the crowd; Vanessa keeping her eyes on her. "Mat-Eater" hits the speakers as Kargura Himecho leads her team, with Ayn Guish and Emily Star into the ring.
Opening Contest:
The Axis (Vanessa “Phoenix” McGurk & Kat Hamilton) & Candi Starlight vs. Kagura Himecho, Ayn Guish, and Emily Star.
Kat Hamilton and Ayn Guish started things off, with Ayn taken Kat into the ropes, Kat bounced back with a clothesline, but Ayn reversed it, locked herself around Kat and pushed herself into the ropes. Kat quickly took hold of the ropes as Ayn released; Ayn chaged back into Kat, only to be met with a slap across the cheeck, turning Ayn over enough for Kat to plant her with a reverse ddt; Kat covered her, but Ayn raised her arm at two. Ayn crawled to the ropes and tagged in Kargua Himecho, as Kat tagged in Vanessa. Both women circled the ring, before pulling in one another with a tie-up; Vanessa pushed Kagura way and nailed her in the chest with a chop; Vanessa sent her into the ropes, Kagura bounced back, connected with Vanessa and sent her into the mat with a flying head-sicssor. Vanessa rose to her feet as quickly as Kagura did; Kagura hit Vanessa with a boot across the mid-section; Kargura sent Vanessa into the ropes, but Vanessa quickly countered back with a springboard heel kick. Vanessa took Kagura by the hair sent her towards her corner and tagged in Candi Starlight. Candi shoved Kagura into the turnbuckle and hit her with a forearm across the jaw. Kagura lunged forward and hit Candi with a forearm of her own; Candi fired back with a stiff roundhouse, but Kagura managed to catch it, and used it to quickly plant Candi down with a dragon screw; Kagura Himecho went for the cover, but Candi Starlight kicked out at the two count. Kagura Himecho motioned to the corner quickly and tagged in Emily Star.
Star came forward with a clothesline, but Candi ducked beneath and kicked Emily Star with a roundhouse. Emily Star went down and Candi exploded off the ropes and planted Emily Star with a dropkick across the face. Candi tagged in Kat Hamilton, who sent Candi instructions and laid Emily Star in the bottom turnbuckle. Candi motioned out the ring, took possesion of both of Emily Star’s arms and pulled it against the steel of the corner. Kat Hamilton paced back, Vanessa distracting the referee; Kat Hamilton chraged forward and hit Emily Star with the Lap Dance; Vanessa tagged herself in and crashed into Emily Star with a springboard moonsault, Vanessa hokked Emily’s legs for the cover, but the count was broken up by Ayn Guish, who pulled Vanessa, by the hair, away from Star; Kagura sent Hamilton into the outside. Vanessa tried to recover, but suffered a beat down at the hands of Ayn Guish and Kagura Himecho. Vanessa tried to fight off both women, but they just seemed to overpower Vanessa; Vanessa held Ayn Guish by the tights as she drove her head into Ayn’s midsection. Ayn motioned away for recovery, as Vanessa slowly rose back to her feet, but Kagura Himecho sent her back down with spining ddt. Kagura took Vanessa’s legs and locked her in the sharpshooter; Kat Hamilton shoved Kagura off Vanessa with a springboard dropkick from out of nowhere. Vanessa rolled out of the ring, as Kat quickly applied the Cat’s Meon onto Kargura Himecho, leading her into submission.
The Winners: The Axis & Candi Starlight.
“Trip Hopin” fills the arena as the referee raises Kat Hamilton’s arm in victory. Candi Starlight enters the ring and raises her hand in Kat’s.
Ray Mano:
What a way to kick of Loaded with that amazing six-woman tag team open. We going to cut away from live action for a moment, as earlier today our camera’s caught up with the enigma that is perhaps the fastest rising star in WFWF history, Pierce Deville.
Earlier Today
The Jumbotron lights up with the angry face of Eleanor Kannon-Hall, who is glaring petulantly down her nose at Pierce Deville's back. Seated on a bench, petting his Chihuahua with his leather gloves, Deville shakes his head in a put-upon way as the tirade seemingly continues. Eleanor's eyes flare even wider at the gesture, feeling an indignation beyond the scope of Ellie~!.
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: You have to tell him! He has a right to know!
She is explaining herself with exasperation suitable for trying to explain to a dehydrated person that you hold a glass of water, only for them to slap your hand away without looking. Playing his part, Deville continues shaking his head.
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: The thing bit him! He was bleeding! This is a life or death situation!
As the dog begins to bite at the fingertips of Pierce's hand-warmers, Deville twists his body and looks up with a bland expression, then stands. Looming over the much smaller Eleanor, he keeps the poker face.
Pierce Deville: So?
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: So? So! So you need to warn him before it's too late!
She starts wringing her hands, pacing in front of him, biting her lower lip. When she speaks again, it's half to herself.
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: He's already showing symptoms . . . It might be too late already.
Pierce Deville: So what if it is? It's his own damn fault for screwing with me in the first place. We have a match at Super Brawl . . . great. Doesn't mean he had to come after you. If he had never done that he wouldn't be in this mess. Lesson learned, don't you think?
Eleanor stops pacing and stares at Deville. For a long torturous moment it's all she can do, stare and marvel.
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: Lesson learned? Lesson learned?! What the hell is wrong with you?! You're the one that brought the dog in! You're the one who told me to throw it at him if he came near m-!
Pierce Deville: Lesson learned.
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: Oh, this is such bull ****!
Advancing on Deville threateningly, Eleanor jabs a finger up into his face.
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: You have to tell him! And you have to tell Mr. Parker! We're going to have to do a goddamn press release because of this! If you don't tell them, I'm going to!
Eleanor turns and storms out of the locker room, leaving Deville to look after her with a pained, innocent expression.
Singles Match:
Special Referee DC
Justin Tyme vs. Jake Slash
DC is the special guest referee for this match and as of late has beef with Jake Slash, but the reason behind it is because DC and Slash are the top runners in the upcoming Superbrawl match, the Motor City Mayhem match. Tyme entered the ring and raised the Moneyshot Title high in the air as DC sounded the bell and Slash immediately speared Tyme, cutting him in half. Slash covered Tyme as DC dropped down and counted, but Slash only got a two count. Slash started yelling at DC as he thought DC was counting very slowly. Slash pushed DC, DC stepped back and then nailed a stiff left jab to the jaw that made Slash stumble back, but Tyme kipped up off the mat and nailed his version of the cutter, Tyme Now Over, TNO and covered Slash. DC did the unthinkable and slapped his hands down very quickly for the 1, 2, 3. Tyme has won due to DC's politics.
The Winner: Justin Tyme
Tyme signaled for his title and the timekeeper handed it to him as DC exited the ring through the crowd and Slash rolling himself out of the ring. Tyme celebrated in the ring with the title high in the air, then the lights went out. 10 seconds later, the lights came on and standing behind Tyme was Dead Idol. Tyme walked around and Idol drove both his knees into Tyme face with a reverse lungblower. Tyme fell to the mat and Idol grabbed the Moneyshot title, to only spit on it as the WFWF cuts to a commercial.
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WFWF returns to live action.
Jesse Owens:
What the hell was that?
Ray Mano:
A little slander from the number once contender.
Singles Match:
High Horror vs. Luther Castle
Both men had already made their enterants before commercial, and before the sound of the bell, Luther Castle began his assualt on the High Horror, by Horro came at him well prepared as he charged into Castle, ducking the clothesline and wiping him into the mat with a swining STO. Luther Castle slowly motioned to his feet, as the High Horror bounced off the ropes and came lunging back with a big boot acorss the face of Castle. Horror set him up and silenced him with the Hangman’s Horror for the victory.
The Winner: High Horror
Backstage of the WFWF greets the eye, as Obo sits comfortably in a solid steel chair in the center of a rather crowded locker room. The room seemingly has room to get dressed and not much more.
Obo: The former glory of an entire league. It was once all mine. But now, it’s dominated by incohesive units and formerly by one man. It’s a pity. But when such becomes old and out dated.. Occasionally it needs a shake up. A face lift. A modernization. Kurt Burton and Wayne McGurk cannot present this. I believe that I have shown the weaknesses of the McGurks in the past.. Wayne still suffers from the physical agony of my wars.. While lovely Vanessa gets the mental scars.. And Kurt Burton.. A lone drunk.. How could a lone drunk be left in charge of the dynasty?
Obo: Which brings up the question.. What exactly is to be done? Am I going to sabotage the Axis in favor of a bunch of embolic imbeciles like Chemical Reaction, or the fake future of the already futile Flamez and his darling brother?
Obo: Superbrawl V.. Let’s see how far we’ve come.. Let's see how far we'll go..
Quick cut back to ringside.
"Numb" by Linkin Park starts to play as a red ultraviolet light shins on the arena. Smoke comes up from the stage and Flamez emerges with his fist raised high in the air. He walked down the ramp staring at his opponent with that sick smile of his. Flamez reaches the ring apron and jumps on it grabbing the second rope. He enters through the second rope and runs to the turnbuckle, pointing to the crowd smiling. This smile is quickly dimmed as the lights black out.
The lights come to a quick dim and the camera focuses up tightly on the big screen, blacking out the entire arena. Nothing is seen for a moment, until finally coming back up as the opening introduction of the song begins, scenes of violence flashing with it. Obo throws Reverend Shadow into the barbed wire ropes as the first chorus hits. With this, a quick scene of Obo throwing Wayne McGurk off a ridiculously high scaffold hits over the big screen before fading away, quickly replaced with a scene of a vicious Yakuza kick as the song echoes through the arena. Finally the vocals of the song begin and Obo makes his way through the curtain. Loosely dangling off his body is a sleeveless anarchy symbol t-shirt. Obo makes his way down the ramp and slides in under the bottom rope, hoping back to his feet and climbing to the second rope for a pose as "Bite the Hand that Bleeds" cuts off. Obo slides off and quickly stretches, tossing his t-shirt aside.
Ray Mano: This is a hell of an opportunity for Flamez here, as he has the chance to..
Jesse Owens: Die?
Ray Mano: Well, yes, but also has the opportunity to possibly beat the two time former WFWF Tag Team, and former Heavyweight champion of the World, Obo.
Jesse Owens: He also has the chance to die.
Ray Mano: Formerly, this match had little meaning and was a cluster of bad booking, but with the official formation of.. “Team F*ck You” and their entrant into the Tag team titles match at Superbrawl.. This match has very high stakes for both sides.. Flamez could have a hell of a lot of momentum going into Superbrawl.
Jesse Owens: Or he could die.
Flamez center ring calling for the lock up. In for the lock up is Obo, but he quickly breaks the lock up with a kick to the mid section. Obo into the ropes. Flamez ducks down for a back drop, but Obo puts on the breaks and drills Flamez in the face with a deadly toe kick. Flamez up and Obo runs in for a lariat and a pin attempt, but it scores him only a two count.
Ray Mano: It seems Obo may have been under rating Flamez a little bit here in the early goings..
Jesse Owens: Or he didn’t kick him hard enough..
Obo drags Flamez back to a vertical base with a handful of hair. Flamez tries to fight off with some blows to the mid section, but Obo sends Flamez into the ropes with a hard Irish Whip. Obo comes running at Flamez, but Flamez catches Obo and drops him hard on the buckle with a chin buster. Flamez weasels out of the corner and hooks Obo with a rear waist lock. Obo with some elbows and a standing switch and right into a Russian leg sweep.
Ray Mano: Excellent Russian leg sweep from the former Heavyweight champion of the world, Obo..
Jesse Owens: He knows where you live, doesn’t he?
Ray Mano: What?
Jesse Owens: It’s okay, you’re a disposable character anyways..
Obo back on the rebound on Flamez, dragging him back up. Flamez with an elbow to the gut of The King of Gore and he spins out of the front headlock. Kick to the mid section from Flamez and a DDT! The crowd gives a slight reaction and Flamez goes for a cover, 1.…2.… kick out at the last possible second and the crowd comes alive!
Ray Mano: FLAMEZ almost just pinned Obo! What in the world is going on?? FLAMEZ JUST GOT A NEAR FALL ON OBO!
Jesse Owens: Ehh.. Just stalling until he dies..
Ray Mano: You don’t understand! FLAMEZ ALMOST JUST BEAT OBO!
Flamez up to his feet and he takes off to the far ropes. Obo slow to his feet and Flamez passes him with a criss cross. Obo up completely and he turns as Flamez is coming back in. Flamez with a dive, but he dives right into a hellacious Yakuza kick from Obo! Flamez’ neck snaps back violently as he whips around the foot of Obo. Flamez crumbles to the mat.
Ray Mano: Jesus Christ!
Jesse Owens: Told you he was going to die..
Flamez is down momentarily.. But what’s this?? Trent Draven is coming down the ramp! Obo lets off of Flamez for a moment and goes to see Draven, who has a chair in hand. Flamez from behind with a school boy and a quick count of two.
Ray Mano: FLAMEZ ALMOST JUST BEAT OBO AGAIN!!
Jesse Owens: And for the first time in almost a year.. Trent Draven is live and in the flesh on WFWF Television.. What in the world is going on?!?
Obo back on Flamez with vile kicks to the face, one right to the nose. A fountain of blood begins to pour from Flamez’s nose, slightly splattered to his face now. Draven slides into the ring. Flamez is up and examining his face, his hands immediately filling with thick crimson. Draven with a wild swing of the steel chair, but Obo ducks and the referee takes a walloping!
Ray Mano: And now our referee for this match is out cold!
Draven throws down his chair and immediately makes a lunge for Obo, who drops him with a drop toe hold. Obo with a quick float over and he grinds Draven’s face into the mat. Flamez back up to his feet, his face an absolute mess, his nose obviously broken. Flamez takes a couple of wild kicks at Obo, who lets off Draven to nail Flamez with a second Yakuza kick. Draven lifts the chair to his face, but is met with a spinning heel kick to the chair which sends him stumbling to the outside.
Jesse Owens: I’m not saying Obo smokes pot or anything..
Ray Mano: What?
Jesse Owens: Hey, he doesn’t know where I live.. I don’t have to watch my words..
Obo to Flamez, lifting him back to his feet and VIOLENTLY whipping him into the corner. Flamez flips upside down upon impact, accidentally hooking himself into a tree of woe position. Obo grabs the steel chair that was brought into play from Draven and sets it up under the head of Flamez. Flamez courageously tries to free himself from the ropes as Obo exits to the ring apron. Obo quickly scales the top rope and dives off, stomping Flamez’s head right through the seat of the steel chair.
Ray Owens: OH JESUS CHRIST!!
Jesse Owens: Told you Flamez was going to die..
Obo with a cover and the referee is slowly recovering. Obo tosses the mangled steel chair out of the ring as the referee starts the count, 1.………2.………3!
The Winner: Obo
Ray Owens: He could have counted to 153.. Flamez is out of it..
Jesse Owens: Flamez is dead..
“Bite The Hand that Bleeds” by Fear Factory begins to play over the loud speakers as Obo quickly exits out of the ring.
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As many of you know, it has been my job since May of last year to oversee the daily operations of the WFWF. It has been my privilege since to book the shows that you have been watching and to be in a different part of a sport that has given me so much.
Now, I come to you to admit that as owner of the WFWF, I have not done my job to the best I can, and for that I apologize. As in-ring competitor, as a father, as a husband, and as the forerunner for several business unrelated to the WFWF, I could not devote myself completely to the good of the company. Under my leadership, the WFWF has operated quite smoothly on its way to SuperBrawl V.
You see, ever since I've taken the spot as owner, it's been my responsibility to see the WFWF into SuperBrawl V and nothing else. SuperBrawl V and the roads to it, has been a vision that was set long before I assumed the position. So everything that I've conjured since I've got here has yet to see into fruition, with the exception of Loaded; but hell, even Loaded I see alive today is nothing compared to what I had invisioned.
I never had full control of the WFWF because of SuperBrawl and because of all the upper-management bull **** that I've had to put up. So Obo, if you're watching this, it was my ass that kept your job and the World title around your waist, and for that you owe me.
I promise you all, in the name of my father Frank, that once the WFWF has closed its door's on SuperBrawl V, I will bring a great change into this company. I will bring a great change to this sport. Because I promise that under my hand and my hand alone, the WFWF will see the rise of a new dawn; a new and glorious time in professional wrestling, a new and glorious time in the WFWF.
So, if you want to keep the memories of everything that has stood before this point here tonight, I want you to close your eyes and and breathe in what will now be past, because the new change starts tonight, and tonight we are LOADED!
We now pull ringside, as a packed crowd cheers in excitement. Ray Mano and Jesse Owens stand together in the center of the ring. Both men wait as the cheers of the crowd dwindle down.
Ray Mano:
Good evening Chicago, I am Ray Mano and beside me stands my broadcast colleague Jesse Owens. And tonight we come to you all heartbeats away from SuperBrawl, and stand before you all here tonight, LOADED!
WFWF Presents:
The sound of Wolfgang's “Atomica” rips away from the Loaded opening video and pulls into the jam packed UIC Pavilion. Pyro's erupt ringside as the arena crowd rises in excitement. AC/DC's "If You Want Blood" rips through the arena speakers, as Vanessa and Kat quickly make their way down into the ring; Kat sliding beneath the ropes, as Vanessa leaps over her. "I Wanna Be Bad" blares from the PA system as Candi Starlight makes her way into the ring. Once inside, she rises to the ropes and waves to the crowd; Vanessa keeping her eyes on her. "Mat-Eater" hits the speakers as Kargura Himecho leads her team, with Ayn Guish and Emily Star into the ring.
Opening Contest:
The Axis (Vanessa “Phoenix” McGurk & Kat Hamilton) & Candi Starlight vs. Kagura Himecho, Ayn Guish, and Emily Star.
Kat Hamilton and Ayn Guish started things off, with Ayn taken Kat into the ropes, Kat bounced back with a clothesline, but Ayn reversed it, locked herself around Kat and pushed herself into the ropes. Kat quickly took hold of the ropes as Ayn released; Ayn chaged back into Kat, only to be met with a slap across the cheeck, turning Ayn over enough for Kat to plant her with a reverse ddt; Kat covered her, but Ayn raised her arm at two. Ayn crawled to the ropes and tagged in Kargua Himecho, as Kat tagged in Vanessa. Both women circled the ring, before pulling in one another with a tie-up; Vanessa pushed Kagura way and nailed her in the chest with a chop; Vanessa sent her into the ropes, Kagura bounced back, connected with Vanessa and sent her into the mat with a flying head-sicssor. Vanessa rose to her feet as quickly as Kagura did; Kagura hit Vanessa with a boot across the mid-section; Kargura sent Vanessa into the ropes, but Vanessa quickly countered back with a springboard heel kick. Vanessa took Kagura by the hair sent her towards her corner and tagged in Candi Starlight. Candi shoved Kagura into the turnbuckle and hit her with a forearm across the jaw. Kagura lunged forward and hit Candi with a forearm of her own; Candi fired back with a stiff roundhouse, but Kagura managed to catch it, and used it to quickly plant Candi down with a dragon screw; Kagura Himecho went for the cover, but Candi Starlight kicked out at the two count. Kagura Himecho motioned to the corner quickly and tagged in Emily Star.
Star came forward with a clothesline, but Candi ducked beneath and kicked Emily Star with a roundhouse. Emily Star went down and Candi exploded off the ropes and planted Emily Star with a dropkick across the face. Candi tagged in Kat Hamilton, who sent Candi instructions and laid Emily Star in the bottom turnbuckle. Candi motioned out the ring, took possesion of both of Emily Star’s arms and pulled it against the steel of the corner. Kat Hamilton paced back, Vanessa distracting the referee; Kat Hamilton chraged forward and hit Emily Star with the Lap Dance; Vanessa tagged herself in and crashed into Emily Star with a springboard moonsault, Vanessa hokked Emily’s legs for the cover, but the count was broken up by Ayn Guish, who pulled Vanessa, by the hair, away from Star; Kagura sent Hamilton into the outside. Vanessa tried to recover, but suffered a beat down at the hands of Ayn Guish and Kagura Himecho. Vanessa tried to fight off both women, but they just seemed to overpower Vanessa; Vanessa held Ayn Guish by the tights as she drove her head into Ayn’s midsection. Ayn motioned away for recovery, as Vanessa slowly rose back to her feet, but Kagura Himecho sent her back down with spining ddt. Kagura took Vanessa’s legs and locked her in the sharpshooter; Kat Hamilton shoved Kagura off Vanessa with a springboard dropkick from out of nowhere. Vanessa rolled out of the ring, as Kat quickly applied the Cat’s Meon onto Kargura Himecho, leading her into submission.
The Winners: The Axis & Candi Starlight.
“Trip Hopin” fills the arena as the referee raises Kat Hamilton’s arm in victory. Candi Starlight enters the ring and raises her hand in Kat’s.
Ray Mano:
What a way to kick of Loaded with that amazing six-woman tag team open. We going to cut away from live action for a moment, as earlier today our camera’s caught up with the enigma that is perhaps the fastest rising star in WFWF history, Pierce Deville.
Earlier Today
The Jumbotron lights up with the angry face of Eleanor Kannon-Hall, who is glaring petulantly down her nose at Pierce Deville's back. Seated on a bench, petting his Chihuahua with his leather gloves, Deville shakes his head in a put-upon way as the tirade seemingly continues. Eleanor's eyes flare even wider at the gesture, feeling an indignation beyond the scope of Ellie~!.
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: You have to tell him! He has a right to know!
She is explaining herself with exasperation suitable for trying to explain to a dehydrated person that you hold a glass of water, only for them to slap your hand away without looking. Playing his part, Deville continues shaking his head.
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: The thing bit him! He was bleeding! This is a life or death situation!
As the dog begins to bite at the fingertips of Pierce's hand-warmers, Deville twists his body and looks up with a bland expression, then stands. Looming over the much smaller Eleanor, he keeps the poker face.
Pierce Deville: So?
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: So? So! So you need to warn him before it's too late!
She starts wringing her hands, pacing in front of him, biting her lower lip. When she speaks again, it's half to herself.
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: He's already showing symptoms . . . It might be too late already.
Pierce Deville: So what if it is? It's his own damn fault for screwing with me in the first place. We have a match at Super Brawl . . . great. Doesn't mean he had to come after you. If he had never done that he wouldn't be in this mess. Lesson learned, don't you think?
Eleanor stops pacing and stares at Deville. For a long torturous moment it's all she can do, stare and marvel.
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: Lesson learned? Lesson learned?! What the hell is wrong with you?! You're the one that brought the dog in! You're the one who told me to throw it at him if he came near m-!
Pierce Deville: Lesson learned.
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: Oh, this is such bull ****!
Advancing on Deville threateningly, Eleanor jabs a finger up into his face.
Eleanor Kannon-Hall: You have to tell him! And you have to tell Mr. Parker! We're going to have to do a goddamn press release because of this! If you don't tell them, I'm going to!
Eleanor turns and storms out of the locker room, leaving Deville to look after her with a pained, innocent expression.
Singles Match:
Special Referee DC
Justin Tyme vs. Jake Slash
DC is the special guest referee for this match and as of late has beef with Jake Slash, but the reason behind it is because DC and Slash are the top runners in the upcoming Superbrawl match, the Motor City Mayhem match. Tyme entered the ring and raised the Moneyshot Title high in the air as DC sounded the bell and Slash immediately speared Tyme, cutting him in half. Slash covered Tyme as DC dropped down and counted, but Slash only got a two count. Slash started yelling at DC as he thought DC was counting very slowly. Slash pushed DC, DC stepped back and then nailed a stiff left jab to the jaw that made Slash stumble back, but Tyme kipped up off the mat and nailed his version of the cutter, Tyme Now Over, TNO and covered Slash. DC did the unthinkable and slapped his hands down very quickly for the 1, 2, 3. Tyme has won due to DC's politics.
The Winner: Justin Tyme
Tyme signaled for his title and the timekeeper handed it to him as DC exited the ring through the crowd and Slash rolling himself out of the ring. Tyme celebrated in the ring with the title high in the air, then the lights went out. 10 seconds later, the lights came on and standing behind Tyme was Dead Idol. Tyme walked around and Idol drove both his knees into Tyme face with a reverse lungblower. Tyme fell to the mat and Idol grabbed the Moneyshot title, to only spit on it as the WFWF cuts to a commercial.
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Jesse Owens:
What the hell was that?
Ray Mano:
A little slander from the number once contender.
Singles Match:
High Horror vs. Luther Castle
Both men had already made their enterants before commercial, and before the sound of the bell, Luther Castle began his assualt on the High Horror, by Horro came at him well prepared as he charged into Castle, ducking the clothesline and wiping him into the mat with a swining STO. Luther Castle slowly motioned to his feet, as the High Horror bounced off the ropes and came lunging back with a big boot acorss the face of Castle. Horror set him up and silenced him with the Hangman’s Horror for the victory.
The Winner: High Horror
Backstage of the WFWF greets the eye, as Obo sits comfortably in a solid steel chair in the center of a rather crowded locker room. The room seemingly has room to get dressed and not much more.
Obo: The former glory of an entire league. It was once all mine. But now, it’s dominated by incohesive units and formerly by one man. It’s a pity. But when such becomes old and out dated.. Occasionally it needs a shake up. A face lift. A modernization. Kurt Burton and Wayne McGurk cannot present this. I believe that I have shown the weaknesses of the McGurks in the past.. Wayne still suffers from the physical agony of my wars.. While lovely Vanessa gets the mental scars.. And Kurt Burton.. A lone drunk.. How could a lone drunk be left in charge of the dynasty?
Obo: Which brings up the question.. What exactly is to be done? Am I going to sabotage the Axis in favor of a bunch of embolic imbeciles like Chemical Reaction, or the fake future of the already futile Flamez and his darling brother?
Obo: Superbrawl V.. Let’s see how far we’ve come.. Let's see how far we'll go..
Quick cut back to ringside.
"Numb" by Linkin Park starts to play as a red ultraviolet light shins on the arena. Smoke comes up from the stage and Flamez emerges with his fist raised high in the air. He walked down the ramp staring at his opponent with that sick smile of his. Flamez reaches the ring apron and jumps on it grabbing the second rope. He enters through the second rope and runs to the turnbuckle, pointing to the crowd smiling. This smile is quickly dimmed as the lights black out.
The lights come to a quick dim and the camera focuses up tightly on the big screen, blacking out the entire arena. Nothing is seen for a moment, until finally coming back up as the opening introduction of the song begins, scenes of violence flashing with it. Obo throws Reverend Shadow into the barbed wire ropes as the first chorus hits. With this, a quick scene of Obo throwing Wayne McGurk off a ridiculously high scaffold hits over the big screen before fading away, quickly replaced with a scene of a vicious Yakuza kick as the song echoes through the arena. Finally the vocals of the song begin and Obo makes his way through the curtain. Loosely dangling off his body is a sleeveless anarchy symbol t-shirt. Obo makes his way down the ramp and slides in under the bottom rope, hoping back to his feet and climbing to the second rope for a pose as "Bite the Hand that Bleeds" cuts off. Obo slides off and quickly stretches, tossing his t-shirt aside.
Ray Mano: This is a hell of an opportunity for Flamez here, as he has the chance to..
Jesse Owens: Die?
Ray Mano: Well, yes, but also has the opportunity to possibly beat the two time former WFWF Tag Team, and former Heavyweight champion of the World, Obo.
Jesse Owens: He also has the chance to die.
Ray Mano: Formerly, this match had little meaning and was a cluster of bad booking, but with the official formation of.. “Team F*ck You” and their entrant into the Tag team titles match at Superbrawl.. This match has very high stakes for both sides.. Flamez could have a hell of a lot of momentum going into Superbrawl.
Jesse Owens: Or he could die.
Flamez center ring calling for the lock up. In for the lock up is Obo, but he quickly breaks the lock up with a kick to the mid section. Obo into the ropes. Flamez ducks down for a back drop, but Obo puts on the breaks and drills Flamez in the face with a deadly toe kick. Flamez up and Obo runs in for a lariat and a pin attempt, but it scores him only a two count.
Ray Mano: It seems Obo may have been under rating Flamez a little bit here in the early goings..
Jesse Owens: Or he didn’t kick him hard enough..
Obo drags Flamez back to a vertical base with a handful of hair. Flamez tries to fight off with some blows to the mid section, but Obo sends Flamez into the ropes with a hard Irish Whip. Obo comes running at Flamez, but Flamez catches Obo and drops him hard on the buckle with a chin buster. Flamez weasels out of the corner and hooks Obo with a rear waist lock. Obo with some elbows and a standing switch and right into a Russian leg sweep.
Ray Mano: Excellent Russian leg sweep from the former Heavyweight champion of the world, Obo..
Jesse Owens: He knows where you live, doesn’t he?
Ray Mano: What?
Jesse Owens: It’s okay, you’re a disposable character anyways..
Obo back on the rebound on Flamez, dragging him back up. Flamez with an elbow to the gut of The King of Gore and he spins out of the front headlock. Kick to the mid section from Flamez and a DDT! The crowd gives a slight reaction and Flamez goes for a cover, 1.…2.… kick out at the last possible second and the crowd comes alive!
Ray Mano: FLAMEZ almost just pinned Obo! What in the world is going on?? FLAMEZ JUST GOT A NEAR FALL ON OBO!
Jesse Owens: Ehh.. Just stalling until he dies..
Ray Mano: You don’t understand! FLAMEZ ALMOST JUST BEAT OBO!
Flamez up to his feet and he takes off to the far ropes. Obo slow to his feet and Flamez passes him with a criss cross. Obo up completely and he turns as Flamez is coming back in. Flamez with a dive, but he dives right into a hellacious Yakuza kick from Obo! Flamez’ neck snaps back violently as he whips around the foot of Obo. Flamez crumbles to the mat.
Ray Mano: Jesus Christ!
Jesse Owens: Told you he was going to die..
Flamez is down momentarily.. But what’s this?? Trent Draven is coming down the ramp! Obo lets off of Flamez for a moment and goes to see Draven, who has a chair in hand. Flamez from behind with a school boy and a quick count of two.
Ray Mano: FLAMEZ ALMOST JUST BEAT OBO AGAIN!!
Jesse Owens: And for the first time in almost a year.. Trent Draven is live and in the flesh on WFWF Television.. What in the world is going on?!?
Obo back on Flamez with vile kicks to the face, one right to the nose. A fountain of blood begins to pour from Flamez’s nose, slightly splattered to his face now. Draven slides into the ring. Flamez is up and examining his face, his hands immediately filling with thick crimson. Draven with a wild swing of the steel chair, but Obo ducks and the referee takes a walloping!
Ray Mano: And now our referee for this match is out cold!
Draven throws down his chair and immediately makes a lunge for Obo, who drops him with a drop toe hold. Obo with a quick float over and he grinds Draven’s face into the mat. Flamez back up to his feet, his face an absolute mess, his nose obviously broken. Flamez takes a couple of wild kicks at Obo, who lets off Draven to nail Flamez with a second Yakuza kick. Draven lifts the chair to his face, but is met with a spinning heel kick to the chair which sends him stumbling to the outside.
Jesse Owens: I’m not saying Obo smokes pot or anything..
Ray Mano: What?
Jesse Owens: Hey, he doesn’t know where I live.. I don’t have to watch my words..
Obo to Flamez, lifting him back to his feet and VIOLENTLY whipping him into the corner. Flamez flips upside down upon impact, accidentally hooking himself into a tree of woe position. Obo grabs the steel chair that was brought into play from Draven and sets it up under the head of Flamez. Flamez courageously tries to free himself from the ropes as Obo exits to the ring apron. Obo quickly scales the top rope and dives off, stomping Flamez’s head right through the seat of the steel chair.
Ray Owens: OH JESUS CHRIST!!
Jesse Owens: Told you Flamez was going to die..
Obo with a cover and the referee is slowly recovering. Obo tosses the mangled steel chair out of the ring as the referee starts the count, 1.………2.………3!
The Winner: Obo
Ray Owens: He could have counted to 153.. Flamez is out of it..
Jesse Owens: Flamez is dead..
“Bite The Hand that Bleeds” by Fear Factory begins to play over the loud speakers as Obo quickly exits out of the ring.
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