Post by sonstuds on Mar 3, 2008 17:15:35 GMT -5
Loaded: In Your Face Like A Can of Mace
{The fans are roaring as WFWF Loaded is under way! The camera pans around looking at all the fans that are in the arena cheering at the top of their lungs. Just then, Unorthodox Manifesto by Dimmu Borgir hit’s the PA. The electronic yet tribal percussion line suddenly shakes the sound system. This repeats over several times, the thunderous crash of the music jolting everyone in their seats. Then, at what looks to be the point of sudden and harsh impact, a distortional descent tears through the line, flowing directly into the song itself. Calvin Lee follows and makes his way on to the entrance stage. Over his right shoulder is his brand new WFWF International Championship. As he walks down towards the ramp, in true Anointed fashion, gold sparks shoot up from the stage. After walking to the top of the ramp, he is consumed entirely by the pyrotechnics. The pace of his music suddenly picks up, prompting the sparks to cease fire and Calvin Lee to let out a primal scream and pose on the ramp. He walks down further for a moment, then locks into his pose once more. Following the even sharper turn towards speed of his music, the sparks once again begin to fly, this time lower on the apron. After several moments, the pyro ceases and Calvin Lee runs into the ring. Upon entry, he scans the area. Moments later, Calvin Lee walks over to the ropes and ascends to the middle turnbuckle. He poses for a brief second, showing off his championship, as he points to himself saying he‘s number one. Calvin Lee leaps down from the turnbuckle and asks for a mic. The fans have mixed reactions, not sure what really to expect.}
Calvin Lee: Finally! Two years in this business. And finally, I have something to call my own. Through the Johnny Michaels days, through the Kyzer and Drakz days. Rev, CBT, Wayne, and finally, now. Super Brawl V, I finally win the WFWF International Championship.
{Calvin raises the championship high in the air. The look of determination on his face explains it all.}
Calvin Lee: All my sweat, blood, hard work, courage, all my energy, everything went into winning this title. I have to admit, Johnny Valentine is a hell of a wrestler. He took me to my limits. He almost had me beat. But man, with the help of a little breakdown I won. I beat Johnny Valentine. I knew I could. I could have the first time, if Luther Castle didn’t get in the way. I just want you to know Johnny, you’re a hell of a guy. You will go places, but its not time for you to go places yet. It’s my time.
{Suddenly, the lighting dims and the entire arena is surrounded in darkness. Infamous sound bytes are heard over the loud speakers.}
“Here’s Michael at the foul line, the shot on Ehlo . . . good! The bulls win!”
“ . . . Lets it go, he’s got three people down there . . . the ball’s up in the air . . . caught! Touchdown! Incredible!”
“Branca throws . . . [sound of bat hitting ball] . . . there’s a long drive . . . it’s gonna be, I believe . . . The Giants win the Pennant! The Giants win the Pennant! The Giants win the Pennant!”
“Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!”
“The ball is still loose as they get it to Rogers . . . Oh the band is out on the field! . . . He’s gonna go into the end zone! He’s gone into the end zone! . . . The Bears . . . have won!”
“I don’t believe what I just saw!”
“Five seconds left in the game!”
“It’s over!”
“Do you believe in miracles!?”
“Unbelievable!”
“The S.O.S! He nailed it! This could be it! . . . [sound of hand hitting mat three times] . . . It’s over! It’s over! He did it! He did it! EBR did it!”
{The infamous overture from “Rocky” is heard as the crowd rise and cheer. As it reaches its climax, a gun shot is heard before smoothly transiting into “Made You Look” by Nas. EBR pushes the curtains apart before slowly stepping out onto the stage with the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder to another pop. He gradually strides down the ramp, looking around the ringside area before reaching the apron. He stands on the outside for a brief moment before swiftly sliding into the ring, immediately propping himself as he mounts the turnbuckle, “epically” in his own words. He stares into the crowd emotionlessly before hopping down and slightly pacing around the ring. The music gradually fades out as the lights go back to their normal settings, just as EBR stands in the middle of the ring.}
{He’s handed a microphone and waits several seconds for the crowd to die down. When they do he remains silent, encouraging another polite clap which is answered by the fans. When they again quiet down, he begins.}
EBR: What up, people?
{The crowd cheers because EBR asked them a question.}
EBR: So, I figure I could come out here and bask in my own glory in a selfish and conceited nature . . .
{He glares at Calvin.}
Calvin Lee: Hey man, you didn’t have to come out.
EBR: I’m the new World Heavyweight Champion. I’m supposed to open the show.
Calvin Lee: I don’t really know about that-
EBR: Yes I do.
{The crowd agrees with EBR, as Calvin rolls his eyes and quiets down.}
EBR: As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted . . .
{Another glare towards Calvin as the crowd boos him, to which Calvin throws up his arms in frustration.}
Calvin Lee: Are you kidding me? Really?
EBR: . . . I could stand here and tell you all how I’m better than everyone else, especially Calvin because I’m the World Heavyweight Champion and he’s only the International Champion. The International Champion who won because someone helped him, nonetheless . . .
{Calvin glares.}
EBR: . . . I could do that but what’d be the point?
Calvin Lee: Kind of disrespectful to me, for starters.
EBR: People are only as good as their opportunities. I have no reason to verbally elevate myself over anyone else. Every wrestler in the back is someone that I truly respect because we’re all one in the same.
{The crowd cheers because EBR shows class and respect.}
EBR: To stand here and hype myself up is really quite trivial in the grand scheme of things. What separates me from everyone else is that I encourage the aforementioned opportunities. I want everyone to experience the success that I currently have. Hence tonight, my first act as champion is to give someone else that chance. I am hereby creating the EBR “Land of Opportunity” match. Now, I’m sure you’re all asking what exactly the “Land of Opportunity” is.
Calvin Lee: What’s the “Land of Opportunity”?
EBR: That’s a great question, Calvin.
Calvin Lee: Thanks man.
EBR: It’s me, as champion, giving someone else an opportunity. How many men get to face the World Heavyweight Champion? I’m giving one man that chance.
Calvin Lee: Sorta like Rocky.
EBR: Indeed. And the recipient that I have chosen is none other than David Williams. Why you ask?
{Everyone looks at Calvin.}
Calvin: Oh . . . why?
EBR: Because I need to give the every day man an opportunity. I’m sure there’s thousands of people in the world named David Williams. It’s just easier to use a basic name as a metaphor for the majority.
Calvin Lee: I have a regular name; why not give it to me?
{The arena goes silent.}
EBR: . . . Anyways, the match stands tonight “Land of Opportunity: David Williams”. As you can see I am not in the headline because this is David Williams’ chance to shine.
{The crowd cheers because EBR is selfless.}
Calvin Lee: I take it the Heavyweight Championship is on the line.
EBR: Nah, that’s crazy. He hasn’t earned that right.
Calvin Lee: But you just said you based it off Rocky.
EBR: Yeah, but he didn’t win the title in the first one.
Calvin Lee: And wait, weren’t you already scheduled to face David Williams this week?
EBR: Well Calvin, I’m sorry to hear that you hate freedom.
Calvin Lee: What?
{The crowd boos Calvin because he’s a communist.}
EBR: The title is secondary to all of this. After all, I’m the champion and I had to earn my title shot. The laws of the WFWF I’m sure state that everyone else must do the same.
{“God’s Gonna Cut You Down” interrupts the champion as the newly crowned WFWF Tag Team Champions entrance music hits the PA accompanied by the jubilation of the crowd. The claps and bass sound as Obo emerges from the back quickly followed by Pierce Deville. Both men don the Tag title around their waist. Deville is also carrying the National Title over his shoulder.}
{In the ring, EBR looks amused while Lee looks irate at the interruption. Deville and Obo continue to make their way to the ring. They walk as a team but each man’s face suggests their own agenda. Without even acknowledging the crowd or parading their tag titles overhead, Deville pulls a microphone from his breast pocket while Obo is signaling the crew to cut the music with a right hand slashing across his throat.}
The Deville: I’m not exactly sure where we’re at, right now . . . but if I did know, I just thought I should inform you that I would yell the city name out very loudly. You all would then follow that with a cheer of retardation. I would then say something like look who’s standing in the ring with all the gold . . . alluding to the fact that myself, Obo, EBR and Calvin Lee basically owned the living **** out of Super Brawl. Then I would wait for you guys to quiet down. But I’m not doing all of that . . . because it takes you far too long to quiet down . . . and I’m not keen on wasting my breath.
{Deville makes this face >=) because he just made a joke that went over Horror’s head.}
The Deville: EBR . . . I respect your position on opportunity. After all I, too, am a firm believer that the meek will never inherit the earth and that Darwin guy was a genius. It’s only fair that we give certain people chances in order to better the community as a whole. If not, WFWF would be filled with the same old recycled crap with the same great wrestlers always coming out on top.
{The crowd is silent. One of Yukio’s final acts as someone of notoriety was to buy his entire family tickets to the show . . . so the arena is filled with a bunch of inbred morons.}
The Deville: Take Super Brawl for instance. Each and every one of us won our respective matches because we were superior to our opponents. So when Calvin asks you for a title shot . . . I get it. He sort of does deserve it and it would make for a great show. Don’t get me wrong . . . I respect giving the every day man their shot but . . . let’s face it . . . what me and Obo did to The Axis and Chemical Reaction and The Survivors . . . that was a perfect example of what happens when every day men try and tackle extraordinary men. CBT, the most perfect example of an everyday man . . . he didn’t even show up because he already KNEW what was going to happen.
{The crowd cheers because he also had rabies.}
The Deville: And when you took on Thunder . . . well hell, friend . . . we both know that match should have never happened. The every day man should be given opportunities but when the every day man wins Survival of the Fittest it makes for a terrible Super Brawl.
{The crowd doesn’t know if they should boo or not because they think Thunder might actually be weather phenomena.}
{Calvin looks confused because that’s what he does best.}
Calvin Lee: Uh . . . excuse me . . . but what the hell does that have to do with anything we were talking about.
{Calvin emphasizes “we” as in . . . this was an “A” and “B” conversation so “C” your way out.}
The Deville: Remember the dog!? Look at the ing dog!!!
{The crowd cheers for rabies.}
Calvin Lee: What does a dog have to do-
The Deville: BECAUSE PLEBE! It proves my infinite superiority and unless management wants another champion vs. an every day man, which is what they’d get if they endorsed EBR vs. Calvin Lee . . . I want MY title shot!
{The crowd gets anxious because EBR and Deville are sort of friends and Deville just got in EBR’s face a little bit. They are also nervous because Obo has stood there the entire time doing nothing except scratch his butt but now his face lights up because he wants a title shot, too.}
The Deville: I know the Axis is weak, E, but seriously . . . we scratched your back and helped keep their rabies away from you . . . I think you owe me.
Obo (producing his own microphone box, quickly discarding the WFWF box in favor of an OBO box, earning him a glare of disproval from EBR): Through the trials and tribulations, the self loathing and the sacrifice, the pedophilia and the Kamardo, one thing has remained the same. I am the MVP of WFWF. From carrying the company on my back for seven months, to putting the cancer that nearly killed the WFWF back into remission.
[The Deville makes a movie camera motion and Calvin fights to stifle his laughter]
Obo: I am the MVP. I am the savior. Not you [pointing to Calvin] who fumbled in lower mid card with Jay Mayhem, and lost.. Not you [turning the attention to EBR] who went on some ghost chase to restore the dignity that was distorted, or something.. And not you [pointing the Obo microphone at Deville, which earns him a raised hands of innocence]. You see, Piercy, what have you really accomplished? You beat up a bunch of house showers. A lot. [Deville nods in agreement]. But when the time to step up. You dropped the ball.
The Deville: Dropped the ball? I took the same Wayne McGurk that you spent five months trying to get rid of and slapped him around so hard that he's gone . . . forever . . . I beat Thunder one on one . . . you know the guy that took the belt from you . . . I invented the wheel!
{As both continue their game of apparent one-upsmanship, EBR steps in.}
EBR: ‘Fellas, relax. Look, I’m a fair guy and I won’t forget you guys having my back the last month. And you know, you both probably deserve title shots and I’d like to give you those title shots, I really would. But it’s just . . . well, there’s only one of me and two of you. So logically, with one man holding a title and two looking for a title shot . . .
Calvin Lee: Three, actually.
EBR: Shut it.
Calvin Lee: That was really unnecessary . . .
EBR: I think there’s really only one solution . . .
{The crowd buzzes with anticipation.}
EBR: You two decide amongst yourselves who gets a title shot and get back to me, kay?
{“Made You Look” begins to play as EBR slides out of the ring as Calvin stands alone with Deville and Obo. Soon thereafter Calvin exits as well, leaving Deville and Obo in the ring as we fade to a commercial back.}
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Steven Nyangel & Jay Mayhem vs. Trace Demon & The Revolting Blob
Lock up center ring between Nyangal and Demon. Demon with a go behind waist lock out of the lock up. Nyangal elbows out of it into a rear waist lock of his own, but Demon with the standing switch into a take down, then the float over. Back to his feet, Nyangal comes running, but is caught with a Trace Demon deep arm drag into an arm bar. Demon works his way over to a tag to Blob, who fumbles and doesn’t retain the arm bar. Nyangal scrambles to tag Mayhem.
Mayhem in for a house of fire, knocking Blob down quickly. Blob rolls to the outside and grabs a hot dog. Blob chows down quickly and rolls back into the ring and is leg dropped by Mayhem. Mayhem with a cover and it’s enough for 2.99. Blob tags back out to Demon, who abruptly beheads Mayhem with a mafia kick of death. Demon tags back out to Blob as Mayhem slowly makes the tag to Nyangal.
Nyangal with some clubbing lefts and rights as he re-enters the match. Blob tries to fight him off and catches a stunning head butt that knocks him off his feet. The ref goes down to check on him, but Blob is back up at 4. Nyangal knocks him back down with too much stalling and locks in a Texas clover leaf, to which Blob quickly taps out.
Winners: Steven Nyangel & Jay Mayhem
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Backstage in Jonathan Parker’s office, Kurt Burton is seated with the president. Parker finishes up on the phone and hangs up.
Parker: What can I do for you Burton?
Burton: Well, I just wanted to say, thank you for this opportunity tonight.
Parker: You are welcome.
Burton: I mean, a chance to actually prove myself as a singles wrestler. Kurt Burton versus Pierce Deville for the National title.
Parker: It’s not for the title Kurt.
Burton withdraws. He looks a little shocked.
Burton: What do you mean it’s not for the title?
Parker leans back relaxed and calm.
Parker: It is a non title match.
Burton: But you always specify when it’s a non-title match. You didn’t specify.
Parker: I am sorry Burton. It is not for the title.
Kurt laughs, and brings himself back down a notch. He strokes his hair.
Kurt: Well that’s ok, because when I beat him, I get a shot right?
Kurt looks at Parker intently.
Parker: I do apologize, but the plan is to put you back in contention for the tag team titles. We understand that Possessed Child is back from Japan.
Burton stands up.
Burton: No. I am out of the tag division. I have been in the tag division for almost two ing years. I am done. I am out. Wayne promised me…
Parker: Look around Mr. Burton. Wayne McGurk is no longer employed with this company. But you however are. And so you are under contractual obligation to perform in the manner which we see fit. Now if you will please.
Parker motions towards the door as Burton glares at him. Unphazed, Parker begins looking over some paper work in front of him.
With a huge growl, Burton pounds his fist through the desk. He has Parker’s attention.
Burton: You think this is over Johnny Boy? This is not over! I am going to get what I deserve. I am going to get an opportunity at one of those singles titles. Or else you… your stockholders… and every member of this roster is going to suffer. Got it?
Burton steps away, and walks through the office door.