Post by thecrapper on Jan 19, 2009 12:51:02 GMT -5
Sunday Night Crap
Lobsterman vs The Mountie
Winner: Lobsterman in 13:37 with the Lobsterslam
Rikishi vs Meat
Winner: Rikishi in 9:35 with the Hip Drop
Tank Abbott vs Zeus
Winner" Tank Abbott in 25:03 with an armlock submission
Sewerside #157
Crap Wars: The winner faces the World Champ in the main event for the belt
Super Porky vs Snitsky vs Heidenreich vs Test vs Lord Hugo vs Ludvig Vorga
Winner: ludvig Borga in 15:55
Vince Russo comes out to the ring and congradulates Borga. Borga flips him off and leaves.Russo says well its a new year in TNCW and what great action we have for all of you. He is then interupted by Damian Demento. He is pissed and wants to know who gave out his damn number? Russo says screw this and leaves. Demento says he is not leaving until the person who gave out his number comes out. All of a suddenon the toilet tron the phone number 555-crap appears. Demento gets out his cell phone and calls it. He puts his cell phone up to the mic on speaker phone and we hear a recorded messeage. It say Now you have my number. Damian Demento says what the Hell is is this, we go to commercial with demento looking confused.
Arachnaman vs Ken Patera
Winner: Ken Patera in 15:55 with an airplane spin
Footage is shown from the night before The Tonight Show, Leno is interviewing Miley Cyrus. When all of a sudden yelling is heard coming from the crowd. Arquette and Shatner are coming down the steps. Arquette gets in Lenos face. Arquette and Leno start to brawl and Shatner cheers on Arquette. Miley Cyrus low-blows Shatner. The crowd laughs thinking its all a joke. Arquette busts Leno in the head with a chair and then grabs Miley Cyrus and gives her the pedigree. Arquette tells the unconcious Leno that in the match tomorrow if you lose you will never get a match with me.
Johnny B Badd/Lenny vs Kamala and Akeem(c) for the tag titles
WInner: Kamala and Akeem in 10:08 when Kamla pinned Johnny B Badd
Black Scorpion vs The Shockmaster(c) for the WTF title
Winner: Shockmaster in 11:21 with a running splash
Mountie/Nailz are shown talking to each other in the back, but they see the camera and kick the camera man out of their locker room.
Jay Leno vs William Shatner
Winner: Shatner in 19:10 when Arquette hit Leno with a Chair when the ref was knocked down and shatner then hit the rock bottom.
Outback Jack and Skinner are on the hunt for the rare spider known as arachnaman. They ask Kamala if he's seen it, Kamala freeks out and runs away screaming and smacking his belly. They ask Eugene who says no, but I saw spiderman and starts singing the theme song and acting like spiderman. They then set up a trap and hide behind a wall. Alarge boom is heard after a few seconds they run out excited only to find out they acctually caught Zeus who is now pissed. They look over to see Arachnaman swinging down the hall away from them. Zeus bust out and kicks Outback jack and Skinners asses.
Ludvig Borga vs King Booger(c) for the world title
Winner: King Booger in 16:23 with the Royal Booger Flick
TNCW X # 18
Chris Masters is in the ring. He is tired of being overbookers and disrespected. Triple B(Big Bully Busick) comes out w/ a nat and lays Masters out. He then calls out the masked man who attacked him a few weeks back. Instead of the attacker, Iron Sheik comes out. Sheik says he wants the masked man. Sheik then goes on a profanity-laden tirade until security makes him leave. Triple B says enough of this BS. Where is the masked man? Sheik who is almost up the ramp yells "oh, Brian Blair! No Good mother
er, punk son of a bitch!" Triple B puts it all together "rian Blair, Killer Bee ?" The masked man comes out and removes the mask, revealing that it is B.Brian Blair. He says you finally got it, huh? B.Brian Blair, Triple B! I am the real Triple B! You've been making money off my namesake for years! now I've come to finish you off, he then leaves.
The Large Lovers(c) vs Khali/Mantaur for the tag team belts
Winner: Khali and mantaur in 7:25 when Khali pinned Henry with a powerbomb
IRS vs Lodi
Winner: IRS in 17:50 with a drop kick
Ice Train vs Nathan Jones
Winner: Nathan Jones 11:04 with a biig boot
Khali is running frantivally around the arena, he is calling for mantaur, who has run away. Khali runs into ryan dunn who says that his dog is down the hall. Khali finds Mantaur humping Steve-O legs. Steve-O is laughing. Khali smacks mantaur with a newspaper.
Mexicools vs Chris Pontious and Ryan Dunn
Winner: Team Jackass in 16:47 when Pontious pinned Crazy with a diving heattbutt
Adam Bomb vs Paul "Pirate" Burchill
Winner: Adam Bomb in 28:30 with a back drop
Mr.America vs Arnold S
Winner: Mr.America in 7min with a leg drop
Doink vs Bam Margera
Winner: Bam Margera in 10:44 with a superkick
Mongo is inviting people to him Super Bowl party. Karl Malone refuses him. He says Screw football. Mongo attacks him and challenges him for next show.
K-fed vs Jason the Terrible(c) for the King of the Crap title
Winner: Jason the Terrible in 16:45 with a powerbomb
Lobsterman vs The Mountie
Winner: Lobsterman in 13:37 with the Lobsterslam
Rikishi vs Meat
Winner: Rikishi in 9:35 with the Hip Drop
Tank Abbott vs Zeus
Winner" Tank Abbott in 25:03 with an armlock submission
Sewerside #157
Crap Wars: The winner faces the World Champ in the main event for the belt
Super Porky vs Snitsky vs Heidenreich vs Test vs Lord Hugo vs Ludvig Vorga
Winner: ludvig Borga in 15:55
Vince Russo comes out to the ring and congradulates Borga. Borga flips him off and leaves.Russo says well its a new year in TNCW and what great action we have for all of you. He is then interupted by Damian Demento. He is pissed and wants to know who gave out his damn number? Russo says screw this and leaves. Demento says he is not leaving until the person who gave out his number comes out. All of a suddenon the toilet tron the phone number 555-crap appears. Demento gets out his cell phone and calls it. He puts his cell phone up to the mic on speaker phone and we hear a recorded messeage. It say Now you have my number. Damian Demento says what the Hell is is this, we go to commercial with demento looking confused.
Arachnaman vs Ken Patera
Winner: Ken Patera in 15:55 with an airplane spin
Footage is shown from the night before The Tonight Show, Leno is interviewing Miley Cyrus. When all of a sudden yelling is heard coming from the crowd. Arquette and Shatner are coming down the steps. Arquette gets in Lenos face. Arquette and Leno start to brawl and Shatner cheers on Arquette. Miley Cyrus low-blows Shatner. The crowd laughs thinking its all a joke. Arquette busts Leno in the head with a chair and then grabs Miley Cyrus and gives her the pedigree. Arquette tells the unconcious Leno that in the match tomorrow if you lose you will never get a match with me.
Johnny B Badd/Lenny vs Kamala and Akeem(c) for the tag titles
WInner: Kamala and Akeem in 10:08 when Kamla pinned Johnny B Badd
Black Scorpion vs The Shockmaster(c) for the WTF title
Winner: Shockmaster in 11:21 with a running splash
Mountie/Nailz are shown talking to each other in the back, but they see the camera and kick the camera man out of their locker room.
Jay Leno vs William Shatner
Winner: Shatner in 19:10 when Arquette hit Leno with a Chair when the ref was knocked down and shatner then hit the rock bottom.
Outback Jack and Skinner are on the hunt for the rare spider known as arachnaman. They ask Kamala if he's seen it, Kamala freeks out and runs away screaming and smacking his belly. They ask Eugene who says no, but I saw spiderman and starts singing the theme song and acting like spiderman. They then set up a trap and hide behind a wall. Alarge boom is heard after a few seconds they run out excited only to find out they acctually caught Zeus who is now pissed. They look over to see Arachnaman swinging down the hall away from them. Zeus bust out and kicks Outback jack and Skinners asses.
Ludvig Borga vs King Booger(c) for the world title
Winner: King Booger in 16:23 with the Royal Booger Flick
TNCW X # 18
Chris Masters is in the ring. He is tired of being overbookers and disrespected. Triple B(Big Bully Busick) comes out w/ a nat and lays Masters out. He then calls out the masked man who attacked him a few weeks back. Instead of the attacker, Iron Sheik comes out. Sheik says he wants the masked man. Sheik then goes on a profanity-laden tirade until security makes him leave. Triple B says enough of this BS. Where is the masked man? Sheik who is almost up the ramp yells "oh, Brian Blair! No Good mother
er, punk son of a bitch!" Triple B puts it all together "rian Blair, Killer Bee ?" The masked man comes out and removes the mask, revealing that it is B.Brian Blair. He says you finally got it, huh? B.Brian Blair, Triple B! I am the real Triple B! You've been making money off my namesake for years! now I've come to finish you off, he then leaves.The Large Lovers(c) vs Khali/Mantaur for the tag team belts
Winner: Khali and mantaur in 7:25 when Khali pinned Henry with a powerbomb
IRS vs Lodi
Winner: IRS in 17:50 with a drop kick
Ice Train vs Nathan Jones
Winner: Nathan Jones 11:04 with a biig boot
Khali is running frantivally around the arena, he is calling for mantaur, who has run away. Khali runs into ryan dunn who says that his dog is down the hall. Khali finds Mantaur humping Steve-O legs. Steve-O is laughing. Khali smacks mantaur with a newspaper.
Mexicools vs Chris Pontious and Ryan Dunn
Winner: Team Jackass in 16:47 when Pontious pinned Crazy with a diving heattbutt
Adam Bomb vs Paul "Pirate" Burchill
Winner: Adam Bomb in 28:30 with a back drop
Mr.America vs Arnold S
Winner: Mr.America in 7min with a leg drop
Doink vs Bam Margera
Winner: Bam Margera in 10:44 with a superkick
Mongo is inviting people to him Super Bowl party. Karl Malone refuses him. He says Screw football. Mongo attacks him and challenges him for next show.
K-fed vs Jason the Terrible(c) for the King of the Crap title
Winner: Jason the Terrible in 16:45 with a powerbomb
