Post by thecrapper on Feb 25, 2009 1:43:44 GMT -5
Sunday Night Crap:
Tank Abbott vs Gillberg
Winner:Tank in 17:23 with a leg lock submission
Damian Demento vs Lobsterman
Winner: Demento in 18:42 with a kick to the head
Lenny/Johnny B Badd vs Snitsky/Heidenreich
Winner: Snitsky/Heidenreich in 18:31 when Heidenreich pinned Johnny with a Shoulder Breaker
Show #158
The show begins with Vince Russo sitting at his desk. He says that TNCW is no longer going to be around. He says due to the economy, the owner of TNCW is unable to pay all the wrestlers, staff, and everybody else working for this great company. He says I hope all the people who wanted to see us go away happy. He starts to cry and walks off but not before saying enjoy our last show. Just as he leaves the camera just keeps on the door and just as the camera is about to shutoff Vince Russo busts in smiling saying you've just been Russo Swerved, TNCW isnt going any where and to the people that want us to go away I have just 2 words for you Lobster Roll'd!!! All of a sudden a video of Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up being sung by Lobsterman comes on the screen. The camera shows Russo shaking his head and saying Why did I decide to show that? and walks out of the room.
Meat vs Tugboat
Winner: Tugboat in 23:58 with a running splash
Zeus vs Shockmaster(c) for the WTF title
WInner: Shockmaster in 13:12 with a powerslam
Footage is shown from after last months show, Shatner and Arquette are laughing about what happend in the match with Leno. They are walking out to their car when they are met by Vince Russo who is standing next to their car. Arquette yells at Russo to get away from his car. Russo says Not so fast, You guys screwed Leno and i'm not putting up with this crap, so next week they'll be a re-match between Shatner vs Leno with the same stipulation of if Leno lose he is banned from ever fighting or touching B.A.L.S.A.C. Russo says also Arquette is banned from the ringside. Arquette flips out and yells at Shatner to get in the car. So on tonights show Shatner vs Leno.
Shango/Scorpion vs Kamala/Akeem(c) for the Tag Belts
Winner: Kamala and Akeem when Kamala pinned scorpion following a neckbreaker
Nailz and Mountie are backstage and they have asked for our backstage interview Terri for an interview, Mountie says that him and Nailz have alot in common they both feuded with the Big Boss Man, and that they both love to win. They say that they have demanded Russo give them a shot at the titles and he gave us it, after me and Nails "Politely" persuaded him into giving us the match. Nailz just sits there smiling and noding his head evily. Mountie says Akeem and Kamala better be ready to hand them belts over next month because it will be the last time that they ever will hold them because once were champs were never going to let go of them. Mountie laughs and Walks off not before Nails shoves Terri to the grounds.
William Shatner vs Jay Leno
Winner: Jay Leno in 9:12 with the Leno Slam
Super Porky vs Ludvig Borga
Winner: Ludvig Borga in 17:45 with a stomp to the face
Damian Demento is shown at his house pacing back and forth, he picks up the phone and decides to call the 555-crap. He gets a recording that says this number has been disconnected, please try your call again later. Damian laughs and says to the camera oh well I guess this angle has been dropped. He leaves.
Lord Hugo vs King Booger(c) for the World Title
Winner: Lord Hugo in 12:58 with the Boston Crab
TNCW:X #19
The Great Khali is shown walking Mantaur before the show outside the arena. Mantaur starts to go crazy when some lady starts to mock them. Mantaur gets loose and runs away Khali chases after. Mantaur mauls the lady. A guy and Girl start to yell at Khali and they keep yelling at him saying he sucks and whatnot. Khali flips out and gives the girl the chop and the girls Boyfriend charges at khali and Khali gives the guy the brain chop as well. Khali starts to yell at security about making sure they do their job or that's what I think he was saying he could of asked to get him some food. Khali picks mantaur up and carries him into the arena.
Lodi vs Chris Pontius
Winner: Chris Pontius
Rodman/Arnold vs Karate Kommandos
Winner:Rodman/Arnold
Ryan Dunn vs Johnny Polo
Winner:Johnny Polo
Chris Masters and Mark Henry are shown in a gym trying to see whos stronger. The Camera zooms over and we see team jackass watching and laughing. Bam Margera says were going to get these muscle bound meat heads. Party Boy runs up to where they are and starts to dance and strips. Henry and Masters get mad and chase after him. When they turn the corner they are met by the entire jackass squad who have paint ball guns. They open fire and shoot masters in the balls. Mark Henry runs but does so slowly and keeps getting shot in the ass by wee-man who is chasing after him with the jackass crew laughing at wee-man chasing Henry. Before the segment ends they shoot masters in the balls again.
Karl Malone vs Mongo Mcmichael
Winner:Karl Malone
IRS vs Steve-O
Winner:Steve-O
Adam Bomb vs Doink
Winner:Adam Bomb
Triple B vs B.Brian Blair w/ special guest ref: Iron Sheik
Winner: Triple B when Blair argues with Sheik, sheik pushes Blair and Triple B hits Blair with a northern lights suplex to pick up the victory.
The Great Khali vs Jason the Terrible(c) for the King of the Crap title
Winner: Great Khali is the new world champ so he in now one half of the tag champs and the world champ
Tank Abbott vs Gillberg
Winner:Tank in 17:23 with a leg lock submission
Damian Demento vs Lobsterman
Winner: Demento in 18:42 with a kick to the head
Lenny/Johnny B Badd vs Snitsky/Heidenreich
Winner: Snitsky/Heidenreich in 18:31 when Heidenreich pinned Johnny with a Shoulder Breaker
Show #158
The show begins with Vince Russo sitting at his desk. He says that TNCW is no longer going to be around. He says due to the economy, the owner of TNCW is unable to pay all the wrestlers, staff, and everybody else working for this great company. He says I hope all the people who wanted to see us go away happy. He starts to cry and walks off but not before saying enjoy our last show. Just as he leaves the camera just keeps on the door and just as the camera is about to shutoff Vince Russo busts in smiling saying you've just been Russo Swerved, TNCW isnt going any where and to the people that want us to go away I have just 2 words for you Lobster Roll'd!!! All of a sudden a video of Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up being sung by Lobsterman comes on the screen. The camera shows Russo shaking his head and saying Why did I decide to show that? and walks out of the room.
Meat vs Tugboat
Winner: Tugboat in 23:58 with a running splash
Zeus vs Shockmaster(c) for the WTF title
WInner: Shockmaster in 13:12 with a powerslam
Footage is shown from after last months show, Shatner and Arquette are laughing about what happend in the match with Leno. They are walking out to their car when they are met by Vince Russo who is standing next to their car. Arquette yells at Russo to get away from his car. Russo says Not so fast, You guys screwed Leno and i'm not putting up with this crap, so next week they'll be a re-match between Shatner vs Leno with the same stipulation of if Leno lose he is banned from ever fighting or touching B.A.L.S.A.C. Russo says also Arquette is banned from the ringside. Arquette flips out and yells at Shatner to get in the car. So on tonights show Shatner vs Leno.
Shango/Scorpion vs Kamala/Akeem(c) for the Tag Belts
Winner: Kamala and Akeem when Kamala pinned scorpion following a neckbreaker
Nailz and Mountie are backstage and they have asked for our backstage interview Terri for an interview, Mountie says that him and Nailz have alot in common they both feuded with the Big Boss Man, and that they both love to win. They say that they have demanded Russo give them a shot at the titles and he gave us it, after me and Nails "Politely" persuaded him into giving us the match. Nailz just sits there smiling and noding his head evily. Mountie says Akeem and Kamala better be ready to hand them belts over next month because it will be the last time that they ever will hold them because once were champs were never going to let go of them. Mountie laughs and Walks off not before Nails shoves Terri to the grounds.
William Shatner vs Jay Leno
Winner: Jay Leno in 9:12 with the Leno Slam
Super Porky vs Ludvig Borga
Winner: Ludvig Borga in 17:45 with a stomp to the face
Damian Demento is shown at his house pacing back and forth, he picks up the phone and decides to call the 555-crap. He gets a recording that says this number has been disconnected, please try your call again later. Damian laughs and says to the camera oh well I guess this angle has been dropped. He leaves.
Lord Hugo vs King Booger(c) for the World Title
Winner: Lord Hugo in 12:58 with the Boston Crab
TNCW:X #19
The Great Khali is shown walking Mantaur before the show outside the arena. Mantaur starts to go crazy when some lady starts to mock them. Mantaur gets loose and runs away Khali chases after. Mantaur mauls the lady. A guy and Girl start to yell at Khali and they keep yelling at him saying he sucks and whatnot. Khali flips out and gives the girl the chop and the girls Boyfriend charges at khali and Khali gives the guy the brain chop as well. Khali starts to yell at security about making sure they do their job or that's what I think he was saying he could of asked to get him some food. Khali picks mantaur up and carries him into the arena.
Lodi vs Chris Pontius
Winner: Chris Pontius
Rodman/Arnold vs Karate Kommandos
Winner:Rodman/Arnold
Ryan Dunn vs Johnny Polo
Winner:Johnny Polo
Chris Masters and Mark Henry are shown in a gym trying to see whos stronger. The Camera zooms over and we see team jackass watching and laughing. Bam Margera says were going to get these muscle bound meat heads. Party Boy runs up to where they are and starts to dance and strips. Henry and Masters get mad and chase after him. When they turn the corner they are met by the entire jackass squad who have paint ball guns. They open fire and shoot masters in the balls. Mark Henry runs but does so slowly and keeps getting shot in the ass by wee-man who is chasing after him with the jackass crew laughing at wee-man chasing Henry. Before the segment ends they shoot masters in the balls again.
Karl Malone vs Mongo Mcmichael
Winner:Karl Malone
IRS vs Steve-O
Winner:Steve-O
Adam Bomb vs Doink
Winner:Adam Bomb
Triple B vs B.Brian Blair w/ special guest ref: Iron Sheik
Winner: Triple B when Blair argues with Sheik, sheik pushes Blair and Triple B hits Blair with a northern lights suplex to pick up the victory.
The Great Khali vs Jason the Terrible(c) for the King of the Crap title
Winner: Great Khali is the new world champ so he in now one half of the tag champs and the world champ
