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Post by Jimmy on Mar 20, 2009 14:01:12 GMT -5
NEVER stand on the middle rope with Undertaker in the corner. Whether you are punching him or taunting him, he will give you the Last Ride.
NEVER stagger to your feet with your head down when facing John Cena. You just know he's going to hit you with his top rope legdrop/fameasser.
NEVER try and powerbomb Kidman. He will reverse it into a facebuster.
NEVER try your finisher right by the ropes if it is one where you opponent is hunched over. He will backdrop you over the top.
NEVER give out an open challenge. It will be accepted by the person you least want, most likely Kane.
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JedsWorld
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Post by JedsWorld on Mar 20, 2009 14:06:01 GMT -5
NEVER be a Jackass to the steroids inspector when your having a Urine test, It will most likely end up you being buried with a loosing streak that goes on for Months.  .... Sorry your sig gave me inspiration for that one ! NEVER actually get up when you hear HBK Stomping his foot over the other side of the ring, It will end up in you receiving some Sweet chin Music ! |
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Post by HugoOne on Mar 20, 2009 14:24:29 GMT -5
I still do not understand WHY people go for the 10-punch on 'Taker and leave his arms down instead of draped over the ropes. Have these people never seen an Undertaker match?! From a kayfabe POV, it drives me nuts.
NEVER try to attack Hulk Hogan when he's running around the ring and slobbering; the match will be over in less than a minute.
NEVER touch Mike Knox's beard; it will eat you.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2009 14:24:45 GMT -5
Never let Sabu bring a chair in the ring , it usually ends with the triple jump moonsault
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Skittles McD
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Post by Skittles McD on Mar 20, 2009 14:28:07 GMT -5
If you are wrestling Rey Mysterio and he knocks you onto the middle rope, try to fall all they way down or the 619 is imminent.
Never kneel in front of Randy Orton.
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Post by machoking on Mar 20, 2009 14:32:17 GMT -5
NEVER forget to take a piss before facing Undertaker, his entrance is that long.
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Post by Mark on Mar 20, 2009 14:40:46 GMT -5
never forget to wear jeans to a streetfight match,
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Post by carly1988 on Mar 20, 2009 14:41:57 GMT -5
NEVER go anywhere near a Spanish announce table.....You will go through it
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Doctor Worm
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They Call me Doctor Worm, Good morning, How're you? I'm Dr.Worm.
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Post by Doctor Worm on Mar 20, 2009 14:45:11 GMT -5
Never Sign a contract with your opponent being John Cena ( Especially If you're a world champion
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Post by †hê Jå§ðñ Wïllïåm§ on Mar 20, 2009 14:45:47 GMT -5
Never climb onto the rafters and try to come down on a zipline at a non wrestlemania ppv. It wont end good.
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Jamal
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Post by Jamal on Mar 20, 2009 14:46:59 GMT -5
Yeah, the Undertakers last ride is beginning to get very predictable.
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Post by nelson0755 on Mar 20, 2009 14:53:30 GMT -5
Never climb onto the rafters and try to come down on a zipline at a non wrestlemania ppv. It wont end good.  A tad tasteless, but I suppose there has been worse written |
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Post by clifford on Mar 20, 2009 14:55:26 GMT -5
Never wrestle Triple H. You won't win.
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Post by JDSFullmetal on Mar 20, 2009 15:01:59 GMT -5
Big boobs + Blonde hair = soon to be women's/diva's champion......... Unless your name is Jillian Hall. NEVER interview the rock, he will make an ass out of you. Yes i know an oldie but a goodie  |
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Post by Mr.GT on Mar 20, 2009 15:03:20 GMT -5
Never let Sabu bring a chair in the ring , it usually ends with the triple jump moonsault .......Or a botch. |
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Post by JCF on Mar 20, 2009 15:10:12 GMT -5
NEVER run towards your opponent when he's standing against the ropes. You will likely get thrown over.  |
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Post by r44gz96 on Mar 20, 2009 15:10:28 GMT -5
NEVER wrestle John Cena n a title match,he will always win. NEVER  the bosses daughter,you'll end up getting pushed up the hole. |
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Post by carly1988 on Mar 20, 2009 15:16:24 GMT -5
NEVER wrestle John Cena n a title match,he will always win. NEVER the bosses daughter,you'll end up getting pushed up the hole.Something about that made me giggle |
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Post by layton on Mar 20, 2009 15:18:51 GMT -5
-Never try to whip Jeff Hardy into the corner. You will get a Whisper in the Wind.
-Don't get anywhere near Edge if you're World Champion. He will take it.
-Don't get scared if you're in the ring, and you hear a Legend's music start playing. It's just Charlie Haas.
-Never put your hair, manager, girlfriend, job, mask, ect. on the line against a title. You will probably lose it.
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Post by Lewscher on Mar 20, 2009 15:59:07 GMT -5
NEVER forget to take a piss before facing Undertaker, his entrance is that long. ROFL cake for the win good one  if youre rick flair, never go to the top rope, you'll get chucked off of it !!  |
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