Post by RatedWWEF on Apr 3, 2009 8:50:55 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentleman we are 5 days removed from the grandest stage of them all Wrestlemania. What a night of action it was and we hoped you enjoyed it as well. Tonight we are debuting on WF.com and we hope you enjoy tonight.
So then as it all begins over again to the road to Wrestlemania 26, what will happen tonight, well we know Shawn Michaels will be celebrating his Championship victory, so lets hope it’s a good show.
Well here comes John Cena, the man that cut Triple H’s job short and defeating him in a loser leaves WWEF match.
He seems moved but putting on a brave face here tonight John Cena.
“Well what can I say, Wrestlemania was such a great night, Wrestlemania 25 will be remembering as the event that Triple H lost his job and was the man that was beaten by JOHN CENA”.
“Moving on, you ask what is my next move well I will tell you, we have Backlash coming over the rising sun and I’m telling you know I will be in that main event for the world title and I will walk out new champion, god its been so long since I said that”.
“Cena, Cena, Cena…. Seriously don’t get your hopes up because me Randy Orton wants in with this championship match picture, if you want that match to happen you’re going to have to go through me”
“Next week Cena, you and me one on one and whoever wins gets a shot at the title at Backlash, oh and I forgot to mention it will be a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH!!!”.
What the hell, next week here on raw we are going to see a last man standing match for number one contendership at Backlash, I cannot wait.
Well that has come to shock for Cena, but is he ready for it.
Hey its Matt Hardy, he lost his title on Sunday against Mr Kennedy plus he lost his record for longest running holder of the title.
“Oh hey Matt, I just came to see how you’re doing you seem a little tense. Oh also I nearly forgot to ask you, do you want a rematch for this title so that I can embarrass you again in front of all these WWEF fans?”.
“Mr Kennedy, firstly do you seriously think that you embarrassed me at Wrestlemania really by rights it was me, I think you need to go and watch the match, secondly it was a fluke win, and finally I don’t want a shot at that title”.
Well you heard it here first, Matt Hardy doesn’t want a rematch for the intercontinental championship.
Well folks next is a tag team match for the world tag team championships.
Well that’s a surprise Jesse and Festus getting a title shot, what an upset that would be if they won it.
Its good to have them back after being out for a while.
Here comes the world’s greatest tag team Haas and Benjamin.
Look at them showing off their titles
Here we go as it looks like Festus is going to start.
Here comes Haas now clubbing Festus on the back, it doesn’t seem to affect him though.
Look at the intensity of Festus as he turns around.
Festus grabbing hold of Haas now.
And pushing across the ring, what force.
Festus hitting Haas now with those big like shovel hands.
Festus taking a few steps away from Haas.
Goes for the splash but Haas somehow manages to move out the way.
Haas begins to club at Festus’s back.
But it still doesn’t seem to be affecting him.
Festus starting to walk towards Haas as Haas starts to back off.
Festus now has Haas up on his shoulder, what could he possibly do.
WOW, a big powerslam there by Festus.
Jesse calling for the tag gets it and in he comes.
Goes for the quick pin here, 1….2….
Benjamin breaking it up hitting Jesse on the back of the head.
The ref telling Benjamin to get out whilst Haas tries to get up.
Haas going for the tag but Jesse grabbing hold of his leg.
Look at this Jesse has put Haas into a sort of half boston crab.
Haas turning it around quickly kicking Jesse off.
Can Haas get the tag here just inches away?
He gets it and in comes Benjamin.
Clobbering Jesse on the back here with those forearms.
Benjamin hitting Jesse on the chest there with some more forearms.
Lining Jesse up now.
Shelton hitting Jesse with like a cross body splash.
Benjamin climbing to the top as he waits for Jesse to get to his feet.
Hey wait what the hell, its John Morrison and The Miz.
The ref calling for the bell as Morrison seems to be happy with himself, and Miz beating Haas up outside the ring.
Look at this Morrison beating down on Benjamin as Miz beating Haas on the floor.
I don’t like the look of this, here comes the reality check, the knee to the face.
And the neckbreaker.
Miz now whats he up to.
The Friday night delight John Morrison hits his moonlight drive on Shelton Benjamin.
Look at this for disrespect, laying the titles on their broken body’s.
Miz and Morrison making a statement here tonight, Jesse and Festus win the match but not the titles.
Well here comes the man that returned at Wrestlemania and won money in the bank.
Listen to the crowd shout along with RVD, ‘Rob Van Dam’.
“Sunday night was great event, the silver anniversary of Wrestlemania what a time to make a return and an impact winning the money in the bank”.
“your all now wondering when will I cash in the contract, well”.
“HEY, RVD, shut up, on Sunday you cheated me out of winning money in the bank, and now I want my own back”.
“later tonight Rob Van Dam, you and me in that ring one on one, and I will show everybody in this arena and worldwide why I should of won Money in the bank”.
“CM Punk I accept your challenge and I look forward to it”.
Well there we have it our main event for tonight, CM Punk vs RVD that should be interesting.
MVP vs Domino
Well here we go for our second match of the night.
MVP had a good go in the money in the bank match, as he performs his ‘ballin’
Domino didn’t really have a big impact on money in the bank but it was a good debut for him.
These two have a history and this should be a good match.
Both men now locking up at the sound of the bell.
MVP taking it to the corner here.
OH MY WHAT A PUNCH, WHAT IMPACT.
That has really taken it out of Domino that punch.
Domino staggering all over the place.
There is that drive by boot by MVP.
Domino is out, he is completely out of this match.
Where is MVP going, this isn’t a no dq MVP.
Oh come on MVP, what are you getting from under the ring?
WHAT, a ladder?
MVP bringing the ladder into the ring as the ref tries to prevent it from happening.
MVP now lifting Domino.
Into the air.
OH MY GOD, A SUPERLEX ONTO THE LADDER WHAT IMPACT.
MVP goes for the pin, 1…..2…..3. its all over.
Well the match is over but MVP doesn’t think it is.
MVP lining Domino up now, surely he isn’t going to.
OH MY GOD, MVP nailing Domino right between the eyes with those ladders.
Domino falls out the ring and is completely out.
MVP making a statement here tonight.
Well on Sunday we saw the last ever fight for the innovator of violence Tommy Dreamer, what a match it was, an extreme rules match against Jeff Hardy, well we are going to have a celebration of his career next.
Here he comes, everyone standing on their feet.
Tommy seems to be fit for more matches but he decided to carry on and retire.
“Sunday night was such a great night, and hopefully you would agree with me. People will be talking about Triple H leaving WWEF, people will be talking about Shawn Michaels winning the world heavyweight championship, people will be talking about Mr Kennedy beating Matt Hardy for the intercontinental championship, but the main thing people will be talking about will be how Tommy Dreamer beat Jeff Hardy on his last fight ever in an extreme rules match, I enjoyed every moment of that match even if I was getting hurt and I would just like to thank everyone who saw it unfold”.
Hey wait a minute, Jeff Hardy’s music has hit.
Here he comes the enigma himself Jeff Hardy.
“Hey come on Tommy, seriously do you think these fans are the only people that want to say thank you back, well your wrong, backstage there are a few that want to say thank you”.
“for the first person”.
“Trevor Murdoch”.
“Lance Cade”.
“John Cena, the man that called you back”.
John Cena showing his appreciation.
“The Animal Batista”
“Thank you Batista for coming”.
“My brother Matt Hardy”.
“Rey Mysterio”.
“Most importantly from your old ECW days, ROB VAN DAM”.
Look at this as both RVD and Dreamer look at each other.
There we go, two big friends hug each other for respect of each other.
“Come on peeps, hip hip”
“HORRAY”
Hey wait a minute.
Shane O Mac, well he couldn’t go a miss could he.
“Tommy, don’t think your leaving without saying goodbye to me, I tried to stop you from leaving but I didn’t win so your set free and I wish you good luck”.
Look at that Shane O Mac hugging Dreamer after all that happened.
Shane raising Dreamers hand in success.
One last pose from Tommy as all the fans are chanting ‘thank you Tommy, thank you Tommy’
Here we go, Rey Mysterio’s music has hit. I wonder who his opponent will be tonight.
Rey was also in the money in the bank he had a good go at it but unfortunately didn’t come out on top.
Paul Burchill, this is going to be interesting as he will be debuting in that ring tonight.
Burchill seems to be warning Mysterio here.
The bell has gone and look at Burchill going right at Rey with those closed fists.
Burchill now has Rey’s head under his arm.
And a huge head take over, with quickness.
Burchill is just ruthless as he carries on with the beat down to Mysterio with those fists.
Referee warning him here.
Burchill going back to work on Rey with big kicks to the back.
Mysterio now falling to the outside on the mats.
Look at Burchill not letting it go as he exits the squared circle.
A few big punches here to Rey, a bit like the punch we saw from MVP earlier tonight.
Burchill now picking Rey up, what has he got planned.
OH MY GOD, Paul Burchill ramming Mysterio’s back right into the steel ring post there.
Burchill climbing back into the ring to break the count.
Burchill hitting Rey with those forearms that has to hurt.
Burchill now what’s he up to.
Whipping Rey right into those steels steps my god, we may need some help out here as bone met steel.
Burchill taking Rey back into the ring now.
Goes for the quick pin here, 1…..2…..
Mysterio kicks out, there is still life in Mysterio after all.
Burchill now this may be his finisher.
TWISTING NECKBREAKER, that’s it surely.
Goes for the pin, 1…..2…..3. There you have it.
Paul Burchill wins his first ever fight here on Raw.
HEY WHAT THE HELL, BURCHILL ATTACKING MYSTERIO NOW.
A brutal attack there by Burchill, there was no need what so ever, just look at that smirk he has on his face.
Ladies and gentleman you have all been wondering what is that new board for on the WWEF website well, I ‘am happy to announce that WWEF will be doing a show called WWEF Heritage, where you will be able to view all past matches that have never been seen when WWEF was a text federation, anyway here is the poster.
I cannot wait it should be good.
Well we hear Chris Jericho’s music playing so here we go.
There he is the man that beat the chairman of the board at Wrestlemania.
“WELCOME TO RAW IS JERICHO, at Wrestlemania I went one on one with the chairman of the board in a street fight and I am the man that stands tall over the deceased body of Vincent Kennedy McMahon, well not deceased but broken and bruised body”.
“Chris, you know what ever since the end of Wrestlemania I have been thinking, I have been thinking about wiping that stupid little smile of your face”.
“So come on Chris let’s have a Wrestlemania rematch, you and me come on, you and me, come on Chris”.
WOW, Vince taking a cheap shot hitting Jericho in the head with that microphone.
MR McMahon now taking advantage of Jericho and hitting him with closed fists.
Finally we have someone to break this up.
“Jericho, you go around the back acting as though you can beat anyone you want”.
“I can beat you Chris your just another no body”.
“So here Chris try beating this man”.
“UMAGA”.
“Try beating me now Jericho, come on”.
Umaga now attacking Jericho with those big heavy punches.
I don’t like the look of this now, Umaga lining him up.
OH MY GOD, Umaga attacking Jericho with the hip of Umaga.
My GOD, Chris Jericho is out, he is out cold.
Umaga now going for his Samoan Spike.
That has to destroy the throat of Jericho my god.
“How does that feel Chris, huh, does that hurt, well I’m going to tell you something that’s going to hurt you even more”.
“Chris Jericho, YOUR FIRED!!!!!”.
OH MY GOD, Vince has just fired Jericho’s ass.
Vince seems happy that he has just fired Jericho.
Well we seem to be going into the main event as RVD is making his way out here.
ROB VAN DAM, how great it is to see him back in that ring.
RVD’s opponent tonight, CM Punk.
RVD taunting CM Punk here just as the bell goes.
A big punch there by CM Punk.
And then a quick clothesline.
Knocking RVD to the floor.
RVD getting up pretty quickly here.
CM Punk fell right into that one as RVD pulls the ropes down.
RVD begins the taunting again here.
Look at this, RVD hitting Punk with that baseball slide.
RVD standing on the apron here lining up Punk.
RVD went for a cross body I think but CM punk has caught him.
OH MY, CM Punk just tosses RVD over the top of him, the impact of RVD hitting the floor was just horrible.
Punk adding insult to injury slamming RVD’s head into the steel steps there.
Now just putting RVD back into the ring.
RVD seems hurt holding his back there as CM Punk stands out on the ring apron stalking him.
CM Punk going to fly as he is on the top rope here.
A huge flying clothesline there by CM Punk.
He goes for the cover, 1…..2…..
RVD kicking out at a near fall.
Both Punk and RVD locking up here.
RVD going to the back of Punk.
But Punk reverses it and pulls RVD to the canvas.
Punk now.
Went for his knee to face, bulldog combination but RVD somehow moved out the way.
What’s RVD up to here now.
Here comes the somersault.
But CM Punk moves out the way as RVD comes crashing down to the canvas.
Punk now stalking RVD shades of Randy Orton.
And finally CM Punk manages to hit his knee to face combination.
Going for the bulldog now…..
He hits hit, could this match be over for RVD.
Don’t adjust your computer screens its Punk taunting RVD now.
Here we go, one GTS coming right up.
HEY, RVD COUNTERING IT AND PULLING PUNK DOWN WITH A CRUCIFIX PIN, 1…..2…..3.
RVD GOT THE PIN, WHAT A COUNTER, OH MY.
CM Punk is not happy at all by the decision as RVD holds that contract above his head.
Punk is really pissed off you can see it.
Here is the heartbreak kid Shawn Michaels the man that won the world heavyweight championship at Wrestlemania.
Its been a while since Shawn Michaels has held a championship title.
“well guys and gals, its time to celebrate, celebrate me winning this title laying on my shoulder”.
“a surprise of some pyrotechnics”.
There’s only one thing that you can do at this point in time, and that is clap.
“CUT IT, STOP IT”.
“Shawn, Shawn, Shawn, you did a marvelous job on Sunday beating not only me but the deadman the Undertaker for that title, so yeah well done, oh and before I go, I WANT MY REAMTCH, and you cant say no because I’m able to use my rematch clause in my contract, so you pick a date and I will be there”.
“You’re on Edge and how about for the date we say, NEXT WEEK!!!”.
“OH MY, so next week not only will we see John Cena facing randy Orton in a last man standing match we will see Shawn Michaels putting his title on the line against Edge”.
Here comes the pyro again.
Thanks for watching folks this has been WWEF RAW.
