Post by thecrapper on May 12, 2009 15:15:57 GMT -5
Sunday Night Crap:
Repoman vs Billy Gunn
Winner: Repoman in 10:19 with a unprettier followed by the frog splash
Gillberg vs Meat
Winner: Gillberg in 2:41 with a Jackhammer in a Squash match
DJ Gabriel vs Damian Demento
Winner: Damian Demento in 5:54 with some kind of powerbomb
Show #161
TNCW Sewerside opens up with Vince Russo in the ring. He say that since Mothers Day is this month, he is taking this month off and the crowd cheers. He says to take my place for this month is the one, the only, the very sexy JUDY BAGWELL!!!!!!!! The crowd boos, and chants we want Russo. She comes out to Sunnys old theme "you know you want me". She says she is glad to be here tonight and the first thing she is going to do is make the main event. She says tonight for the TNCW World title it will be Lord Hugo defending the title against my son Buff Bagwell!! Russo tells her even though she is in charge tonight she can not make that a match. She asks Why not and Russo tells her two reasons he doesn't work for us and second he is too bad even for us in TNCW. She gets mad and says fine it will be Hugo defending against Zeus then. All of a sudden some weird music starts to play and out comes some guy in black tights and weird looking Zorro mask. Russo looks at Judy and says you've got to be kidding me. She says what? The masked man gets in the ring and hands Judy some flowers and hands Russo a replica of his mask. He introduces himself to Russo as The Handsome Stranger. Russo says you know what forget this and goes to the outside and grabs a chair. He goes back in to the ring and yells DAMN, you Buff Bagwell take off that stupid mask, this isn't the 80's. Handsome stranger says I don't know what your talking about, I am not this Buff guy that your talking about. Russo says fine and starts to walk away, but turns around and nails Handsome Stranger with the chair and then rips the mask off. Russo sees that it is Buff Bagwell and tosses him out of the ring. He then tells Judy to leave, and that he changed his mind about putting her in charge tonight and that he is staying. Right before she leaves the ring, Russo says one more thing before you leave, and smacks her in the head with the chair and the crowd chants Thank you Russo.
Black Scorpion and Papa Shango vs Kamala and Akeem(c) for the Tag Team titles
Winner: Black Scorpion and Papa Shango in 3:44 when Shango pinned Kamala with a shoulder breaker
David Arquette vs Jay Leno in a cage match
Winner: Jay Leno in 1:40 when he escaped
Leather Face vs Ken Patera
Winner: Ken Patera in 4:32 with a nail in the coffin on to the ring steps
Russo is walking through the hall when he is stopped by his assistant Big Josh. Josh tells Russo a very large black women in a wheel chair is waiting for him in his office. Russo does a face palm and says what does she want? Big Josh says she didn't say just that she wanted to talk to you about something important. Russo says fine and starts walking to his office as we go to commercial. When we come back from commercial. Russo is entering his office. He sees Mama Benjamin, He shakes her hand and asks what she is doing here, are you trying to get your son Shelton a job working here in TNCW because if you are you and I both know he is too good to be here in TNCW. Mama Benjamin laughs and says no, no, no not my baby. I have someone who is was big star in WWF back in the day and I want to bring him here and manage him to the top of this fine organization. Russo says fine who is it? She says let me call him in, and she yells Hey Baby!! come on it. The opens and in walk Kama, Russo says wait isn't that the guy who play the Godfath. . . . Mama Benjamin stops him and says not any more he is now my lover and we got married he is now known as Kama Benjamin. Russo say Mama and Kama Benjamin? oh god almighty. Ok fine come back next month and we'll try to work something out. Mama and Kama smile and they leave with Kama pushing Mama out of the room. When they leave Russo falls into his chair and says this is going to be bad isn't it? and shakes his head.
Eugene vs The Shockmaster (c) for the WTF title
Winner: The Shock Master in 7:56 the shock drop
123 Kid vs Arachnaman
Winner: Arachnaman in 6:05 with 2 brain busters
Heidenreich and Snitsky are shown in the back talking about how they haven't done anything in quite a while except fight on Sunday Night Crap. Snitsky say how they are prob the most dominant tag team the history of the company and that they should be treated like it. They say we need to go talk to Russo about this. They are shown walking in to Russo office. Russo is sitting in his chair still shaking his head and repeating Kama and Mama Benjamin. He looks up and see the two men standing there. He asks what they want and they say they want some respect and that they want a shot at the tag team titles. Russo say he can't do it this month or next because he already has a card booked for next month show. He tells them that they can have a shot at the July show.Snitsky and Heidenreich agree and leave. Just as Russo is about to leave, Big Josh enters the room and says there is an Al Wilson on the phone and wants to know if he could be the GM for the Fathers Day edition. The camera zooms in on Russo's face and he looks terrified.
Zeus vs Lord Hugo(c) for the World title
Winner: Lord Hugo in 4:54 with a small package
TNCW: X #21
Khali arrives at the the arena with Mantaur on a leash. Virgil comes up and informs him that he has two matches tonight. Both of his titles are on the line. Mantaur growls at him and chases him off. Khali runs after them, yelling "Bad Doggie" Then he runs into Mr.America. America says "Brother, Sid may have put me through hell the last couple monthes. Now I'm back and I want that belt. Khali gives him the brain chop and runs off after Mantaur again.
Khali/Mantaur(c) vs Flairs Little Ponies for the Tag Team Titles
Winner: Khali and Mantaur when Mantaur pinned Roma with a Slam in 6:37
Mr.America vs Johnny Polo vs Jason the Terrible(winner faces the King of the Crap in the main events, the 2 loser face each other later in the night to see who will face the King of the crap next month)
Winner: Johnny Polo in 17:07 when Johnny Polo got the roll-up on Jason the Terrible
Double J runs in B.A.L.S.A.C-X. K-fed makes fun of Jarretts country roots. Jarrett says that he hates everything B.A.L.S.A.C. stands for. Jarrett turns to Rodman and says he knows some one who wants to take him out. He then says Me and my buddy vs Nimrod and K-Dork tonight. K-fed says Careful what you wish for. Then B.A.L.S.A.C-X beats Double J up and teabags him.
Berzerker vs Lodi
Winner: Lodi in 4:56 with the Stunner
Arnold vs NWO Sting
Winner: Arnold in 7:24 with a chokeslam
K-fed/Rodman vs Double J and Karl Malone
Winner: Double J and Malone in 7:32 when Jeff pinned K-fed with a German suplex bridge
The Large Lovers and Chris Master go into their locker room. There is a knock at the door. Steve-O is poorly disguised with a bad mustache. He hands them some brownies, he say they are from Tony Atlas. No one realizes its him. They eat the brownies. Then realize they have laxatives in them. They run to the bathroom but the bathroom's are all closed. They run from bathroom to bathroom while Benny Hill chase music plays. The segment ends when Viscera craps his pants.
I.R.S vs Ice Train
Winner: IRS in 6:55 with a Back Side Slam
Mr.America vs Jason the Terrible(winner dfaces the King of the Crap champ next month)
Winner: Mr.America in 6:25 with a Full Nelson Slam
The Great Khali(c) vs Johnny Polo for the King of the Crap Title
Winner: The Great Khali in 8:13 with a Powerbomb
Repoman vs Billy Gunn
Winner: Repoman in 10:19 with a unprettier followed by the frog splash
Gillberg vs Meat
Winner: Gillberg in 2:41 with a Jackhammer in a Squash match
DJ Gabriel vs Damian Demento
Winner: Damian Demento in 5:54 with some kind of powerbomb
Show #161
TNCW Sewerside opens up with Vince Russo in the ring. He say that since Mothers Day is this month, he is taking this month off and the crowd cheers. He says to take my place for this month is the one, the only, the very sexy JUDY BAGWELL!!!!!!!! The crowd boos, and chants we want Russo. She comes out to Sunnys old theme "you know you want me". She says she is glad to be here tonight and the first thing she is going to do is make the main event. She says tonight for the TNCW World title it will be Lord Hugo defending the title against my son Buff Bagwell!! Russo tells her even though she is in charge tonight she can not make that a match. She asks Why not and Russo tells her two reasons he doesn't work for us and second he is too bad even for us in TNCW. She gets mad and says fine it will be Hugo defending against Zeus then. All of a sudden some weird music starts to play and out comes some guy in black tights and weird looking Zorro mask. Russo looks at Judy and says you've got to be kidding me. She says what? The masked man gets in the ring and hands Judy some flowers and hands Russo a replica of his mask. He introduces himself to Russo as The Handsome Stranger. Russo says you know what forget this and goes to the outside and grabs a chair. He goes back in to the ring and yells DAMN, you Buff Bagwell take off that stupid mask, this isn't the 80's. Handsome stranger says I don't know what your talking about, I am not this Buff guy that your talking about. Russo says fine and starts to walk away, but turns around and nails Handsome Stranger with the chair and then rips the mask off. Russo sees that it is Buff Bagwell and tosses him out of the ring. He then tells Judy to leave, and that he changed his mind about putting her in charge tonight and that he is staying. Right before she leaves the ring, Russo says one more thing before you leave, and smacks her in the head with the chair and the crowd chants Thank you Russo.
Black Scorpion and Papa Shango vs Kamala and Akeem(c) for the Tag Team titles
Winner: Black Scorpion and Papa Shango in 3:44 when Shango pinned Kamala with a shoulder breaker
David Arquette vs Jay Leno in a cage match
Winner: Jay Leno in 1:40 when he escaped
Leather Face vs Ken Patera
Winner: Ken Patera in 4:32 with a nail in the coffin on to the ring steps
Russo is walking through the hall when he is stopped by his assistant Big Josh. Josh tells Russo a very large black women in a wheel chair is waiting for him in his office. Russo does a face palm and says what does she want? Big Josh says she didn't say just that she wanted to talk to you about something important. Russo says fine and starts walking to his office as we go to commercial. When we come back from commercial. Russo is entering his office. He sees Mama Benjamin, He shakes her hand and asks what she is doing here, are you trying to get your son Shelton a job working here in TNCW because if you are you and I both know he is too good to be here in TNCW. Mama Benjamin laughs and says no, no, no not my baby. I have someone who is was big star in WWF back in the day and I want to bring him here and manage him to the top of this fine organization. Russo says fine who is it? She says let me call him in, and she yells Hey Baby!! come on it. The opens and in walk Kama, Russo says wait isn't that the guy who play the Godfath. . . . Mama Benjamin stops him and says not any more he is now my lover and we got married he is now known as Kama Benjamin. Russo say Mama and Kama Benjamin? oh god almighty. Ok fine come back next month and we'll try to work something out. Mama and Kama smile and they leave with Kama pushing Mama out of the room. When they leave Russo falls into his chair and says this is going to be bad isn't it? and shakes his head.
Eugene vs The Shockmaster (c) for the WTF title
Winner: The Shock Master in 7:56 the shock drop
123 Kid vs Arachnaman
Winner: Arachnaman in 6:05 with 2 brain busters
Heidenreich and Snitsky are shown in the back talking about how they haven't done anything in quite a while except fight on Sunday Night Crap. Snitsky say how they are prob the most dominant tag team the history of the company and that they should be treated like it. They say we need to go talk to Russo about this. They are shown walking in to Russo office. Russo is sitting in his chair still shaking his head and repeating Kama and Mama Benjamin. He looks up and see the two men standing there. He asks what they want and they say they want some respect and that they want a shot at the tag team titles. Russo say he can't do it this month or next because he already has a card booked for next month show. He tells them that they can have a shot at the July show.Snitsky and Heidenreich agree and leave. Just as Russo is about to leave, Big Josh enters the room and says there is an Al Wilson on the phone and wants to know if he could be the GM for the Fathers Day edition. The camera zooms in on Russo's face and he looks terrified.
Zeus vs Lord Hugo(c) for the World title
Winner: Lord Hugo in 4:54 with a small package
TNCW: X #21
Khali arrives at the the arena with Mantaur on a leash. Virgil comes up and informs him that he has two matches tonight. Both of his titles are on the line. Mantaur growls at him and chases him off. Khali runs after them, yelling "Bad Doggie" Then he runs into Mr.America. America says "Brother, Sid may have put me through hell the last couple monthes. Now I'm back and I want that belt. Khali gives him the brain chop and runs off after Mantaur again.
Khali/Mantaur(c) vs Flairs Little Ponies for the Tag Team Titles
Winner: Khali and Mantaur when Mantaur pinned Roma with a Slam in 6:37
Mr.America vs Johnny Polo vs Jason the Terrible(winner faces the King of the Crap in the main events, the 2 loser face each other later in the night to see who will face the King of the crap next month)
Winner: Johnny Polo in 17:07 when Johnny Polo got the roll-up on Jason the Terrible
Double J runs in B.A.L.S.A.C-X. K-fed makes fun of Jarretts country roots. Jarrett says that he hates everything B.A.L.S.A.C. stands for. Jarrett turns to Rodman and says he knows some one who wants to take him out. He then says Me and my buddy vs Nimrod and K-Dork tonight. K-fed says Careful what you wish for. Then B.A.L.S.A.C-X beats Double J up and teabags him.
Berzerker vs Lodi
Winner: Lodi in 4:56 with the Stunner
Arnold vs NWO Sting
Winner: Arnold in 7:24 with a chokeslam
K-fed/Rodman vs Double J and Karl Malone
Winner: Double J and Malone in 7:32 when Jeff pinned K-fed with a German suplex bridge
The Large Lovers and Chris Master go into their locker room. There is a knock at the door. Steve-O is poorly disguised with a bad mustache. He hands them some brownies, he say they are from Tony Atlas. No one realizes its him. They eat the brownies. Then realize they have laxatives in them. They run to the bathroom but the bathroom's are all closed. They run from bathroom to bathroom while Benny Hill chase music plays. The segment ends when Viscera craps his pants.
I.R.S vs Ice Train
Winner: IRS in 6:55 with a Back Side Slam
Mr.America vs Jason the Terrible(winner dfaces the King of the Crap champ next month)
Winner: Mr.America in 6:25 with a Full Nelson Slam
The Great Khali(c) vs Johnny Polo for the King of the Crap Title
Winner: The Great Khali in 8:13 with a Powerbomb
