Post by WCWA Online on May 14, 2009 12:50:46 GMT -5
WCWA Synthetic Episode 7
Koenig-Pilsner Arena - Oberhausen, Germany
Feburary 9th 2006[/color]
Special Tag Team Match
Arsenal & Chris Mordetsky (1)
versus
Nate Webb & Tyler Black (0)
To say Nate Webb has been down on his luck lately would be the under statement of the century. On the last episode of Revolution, he was knocked completely unconscience after a home run style barbed wire baseball bat shot to the head from Necro Butcher. This week on Synthetic, Nate hopes to turn his luck around, as he teams with WCWA newcomer Tyler Black, to do battle with "The One Man Walking War" Arsenal & "The Masterpiece" Chris Mordetsky. Mordetsky & Arsenal already have their first point for tag team contention, so a win here will put them VERY close to a tag team title shot.
Ménage Et Trois Second Round Match
Allison Danger
versus
Michael Nakazawa
versus
SeXXXy Eddy
In the player's choice for "awkward match of the year", "The Triple X Sex Express" SeXXXy Eddy, "The Japanese Oil Man" Michael Nakazawa, and the only woman still in Ménage Et Trois, Allison Danger, do battle. Considering the sexual overtones both Nakazawa & Eddy expend, as well as their former partnership (dubbed by insiders "Sweaty Oily Sex"), Allison Danger may have a very long and hard night ahead of her on Synthetic. One person will advance to the finals of Ménage Et Trois, while the other two are sent packing.
WCWA World Television Title Match
Marty Jannetty ©
versus
Joker[/color]
Marty Jannetty does not deserve the World Television title. Period. He has a win-loss ratio of around 0.004, at best. Of all the matches Marty Jannetty has wrestled in WCWA, he's only won two matches, and one of those was by a reverse decision due to excessive punishment! His opponent, Joker, has a similar situation to Jannetty, with a WCWA record of 0-1, but to say Joker has been more of a force in WCWA would be an under statement.. he's a homicidal killing machine! Jannetty better bring the Army, the Navy, the Marines, the Coast Guard, and half of the NYPD if he plans to survive Joker. Winning really isn't even an option.
Intergender Tag Team Match
Jimmy Jacobs & Lacey (0)
versus
Beef Wellington & Kylie Pierce (0)[/color]
Intergender Tag Team action, as Lacey and the demonic Jimmy Jacobs do battle with "The Jake the Snake of Eating Cake" Beef Wellington and his "friend" Kylie Pierce. Jimmy has made it his personal mission to make Beef's life a living hell in the last few weeks. At Trial & Error, Beef will go one on one with Jacobs, but on Synthetic, they will do battle with each other in this intergender match, with tag points on the line.
Six Person Tag Team Match
Mickie Knuckles, Emil Sitoci, & Vries Kastelein
versus
Necro Butcher, The Messiah, & JC Bailey[/color]
Chris Hero has laid a legacy for himself as a trainer of young wrestlers, with many of his students past and present being a part of WCWA. By proxy, his students have become a heat magnet. The sins of the father are passed to the child, they say. In this case, the sins have been carried out by the child, too. Vries Kastelein, posing as a member of the German Athletic Counsil, stopped a hardcore match involving The Messiah, due to bloodloss. Unheard of in WCWA! On the next episode of Synthetic, The Messiah and two of the most hardcore S.O.B.s in WCWA, The Necro Butcher & JC Bailey get their chance to get revenge on the group of Hero students in this unique six person tag team match.
One on One match
Eddie Kingston
versus
Drake Younger
Drake Younger, an ally of Chris Hero, has joined the Kings of Wrestling team for Trial & Error, making it perfectly clear that he's not just out to win the match for the Kings of Wrestling team, but bring home the title for himself. Eddie Kingston, the leader of the opposing BLK Out team, has problems with this. On this Synthetic, two of the hardest strikers in WCWA do battle, with one man walking out with a distinct lead going into Trial & Error.
MAIN EVENT
Ménage Et Trois Second Round Match
WCWA Junior Heavyweight title match
Ruckus
versus
Jack Evans (c)
versus
Scotty Vortekz
From the outset, one has to see that Scotty Vortekz is at a distinct disadvantage in this match, coming in as not only the challenger for the title, but also against two stablemates in BLK Out's Jack Evans & Ruckus. One man will advance in this second round Ménage Et Trois match, and that man will take with him to the finals the WCWA Junior Heavyweight title. Will Vortekz be able to do the impossible and beat both BLK Out members, or will there be a split among the ranks? How will this match effect the Torneo Cibernetico match at Trial & Error?
