Post by thecrapper on Jun 10, 2009 16:52:36 GMT -5
Sunday Night Crap
Braden Walker vs Nailz
Winner: Nailz in 6:15 with the Death Penalty
Scotty 2 Hotty/Grandmaster Sexy vs Meat and Big Dick Johnson
Winner: Meat and BDJ in 2:24 when Meat pinned scotty after hitting a running powerslam
Gillberg vs King Booger
Winner: Gillberg in 1:59 in a squash match with a jackhammer
#162
Damian Demento vs 1-2-3 Kid
Winner: Damian Demento in 4:31 with a PowerBomb
David Arquette vs The Shockmaster(c) for the WTF title
Winner: Arquette in 7:15 with a Superkick
Ken Patera is in the back talking with a few of the wrestlers. He talks about how no one wants to step up from any of the Hardcore companies and accept his Hard invitational, especially what he did to leatherface last month. All of a sudden, when the guys talking to Patera get a strange look in their face and run away. Ken Patera says what??? My breath isn't that bad. Patera jump up in pain screaming. He turns around to see what just hurt him. We see Terry Funk holding a branding iron and it is hot. Terry Funk tries to brand Ken again but Ken runs away screaming like a little girl. Funk says I'll see you in the ring. He turns around and burns Akeem right on the ass before walking off.
Terry Funk vs Ken Patera in the Ken Patera Hardcore Invitational
Winner: Ken Patera in 12 min with the nail in the coffin
Kamala and Akeem vs Papa Shango and Black Scorpion(c) for the Tag Team titles
Winner: Shango and Scorpion in 10:25 when Shango pinned Kamala with a shoulder Breaker
DJ Gabriel is shown strutting in the back with the song "Stayin Alive" playing. All of a sudden, loud hip hop music is heard and DJ gets mad and storms in to a locker room that it is coming from. We see all three members of 2 Cool dancing and DJ Kicks over the CD player. Scotty and Grandmaster get pissed and get in his face. As DJ is backing up he trips and falls up against a wall. Scotty and Grandmaster hold him as Rikishi gives him the sting face. As the 3 men leave, DJ vomits.
Super Porky vs Rikishi
Winner: Super Porky in 7:57 with the X-factor
Jay Leno vs Lord Hugo(c) for the World Title
Winner: Lord Hugo in 7:10 with the Dominator
Arquette and Shatner are watching a tv monitor in the back, The Leno match ends and Arquette and Shatner both start to laugh. Arquette goes on about how he was able to win a title tonight and Leno wasn't. Just then the door kicks open and its Gillberg, Shatner asks what he wants, and Gillberg replies Arquette YOUR NEXT!!!!!!!!! and rushes into the room spearing Shatner, Arquette runs out dropping the belt. Gillberg picks the title up and smiles. Shatner gets up slowly and gets hit by the belt. Show Ends.
TNCW:X # 22
The Large Lovers come out for their match against Team Jackass. Chris Master was supposed to be with the Large Lovers for this 6-man tag but he is finalizing the paperwork to return to WWE. Team Jackass mow has a handicap match. Team Jackass come out in fat suits to mock the Larger Lovers.
The Large Lovers vs Team Jackass(Dunn,Steve-o/Pomtus)
Winner: Team Jackass in 7:16 when Pontius pinned Viscera with the Money Shot.
Lodi vs Boogeyman
Winner: Lodi in 1:52 with a Shoulder breaker
Arnold vs Steve Blackman
Winner: Arnold in 7min with the Pumphandle slam
Khali can't make it for the tag team title defense. He tells Mantaur that he has someone just as charismatic as he is to take his place. Doink the Clown comes into the locker room. Doink sprays seltzer water everywhere and Khali yells at Mantaur for making a mess. Mantaur just whimpers.
Kiss Demon vs A-train
Winner: Kiss Demon in 5:07 with a roll-up
Mantaur and Doink(taking the place for Khali) (c) vs Johnny Polo and Adam Bomb for the Tag Belts
Winner: Mantaur and Doink in 3:42 when doink pinned bomb
Karl Malone vs Dennis Rodman(cage match)
Winner: Karl Malone in 2:56 when he climbed out
Mr.America is shown training for his title shot. He does a Rocky like montage where Mene Gene carries him up some steps. Mr.America then gets kicked out of a butchers shop. He runs down by the docks w/ Brian Knobbs on an electic wheelchair while Jimmy Hart yells at them through the mega phone.
Jason the Terrible vs NWO Sting(Number 1 contenders match for the King of the Crap)
Winner: Jason in 7:26 with a roll-up
Mr.America vs The Great Khali(c) for the King of the Crap
Winner: The Great Khali in 5:59 with a reverse ddt
Braden Walker vs Nailz
Winner: Nailz in 6:15 with the Death Penalty
Scotty 2 Hotty/Grandmaster Sexy vs Meat and Big Dick Johnson
Winner: Meat and BDJ in 2:24 when Meat pinned scotty after hitting a running powerslam
Gillberg vs King Booger
Winner: Gillberg in 1:59 in a squash match with a jackhammer
#162
Damian Demento vs 1-2-3 Kid
Winner: Damian Demento in 4:31 with a PowerBomb
David Arquette vs The Shockmaster(c) for the WTF title
Winner: Arquette in 7:15 with a Superkick
Ken Patera is in the back talking with a few of the wrestlers. He talks about how no one wants to step up from any of the Hardcore companies and accept his Hard invitational, especially what he did to leatherface last month. All of a sudden, when the guys talking to Patera get a strange look in their face and run away. Ken Patera says what??? My breath isn't that bad. Patera jump up in pain screaming. He turns around to see what just hurt him. We see Terry Funk holding a branding iron and it is hot. Terry Funk tries to brand Ken again but Ken runs away screaming like a little girl. Funk says I'll see you in the ring. He turns around and burns Akeem right on the ass before walking off.
Terry Funk vs Ken Patera in the Ken Patera Hardcore Invitational
Winner: Ken Patera in 12 min with the nail in the coffin
Kamala and Akeem vs Papa Shango and Black Scorpion(c) for the Tag Team titles
Winner: Shango and Scorpion in 10:25 when Shango pinned Kamala with a shoulder Breaker
DJ Gabriel is shown strutting in the back with the song "Stayin Alive" playing. All of a sudden, loud hip hop music is heard and DJ gets mad and storms in to a locker room that it is coming from. We see all three members of 2 Cool dancing and DJ Kicks over the CD player. Scotty and Grandmaster get pissed and get in his face. As DJ is backing up he trips and falls up against a wall. Scotty and Grandmaster hold him as Rikishi gives him the sting face. As the 3 men leave, DJ vomits.
Super Porky vs Rikishi
Winner: Super Porky in 7:57 with the X-factor
Jay Leno vs Lord Hugo(c) for the World Title
Winner: Lord Hugo in 7:10 with the Dominator
Arquette and Shatner are watching a tv monitor in the back, The Leno match ends and Arquette and Shatner both start to laugh. Arquette goes on about how he was able to win a title tonight and Leno wasn't. Just then the door kicks open and its Gillberg, Shatner asks what he wants, and Gillberg replies Arquette YOUR NEXT!!!!!!!!! and rushes into the room spearing Shatner, Arquette runs out dropping the belt. Gillberg picks the title up and smiles. Shatner gets up slowly and gets hit by the belt. Show Ends.
TNCW:X # 22
The Large Lovers come out for their match against Team Jackass. Chris Master was supposed to be with the Large Lovers for this 6-man tag but he is finalizing the paperwork to return to WWE. Team Jackass mow has a handicap match. Team Jackass come out in fat suits to mock the Larger Lovers.
The Large Lovers vs Team Jackass(Dunn,Steve-o/Pomtus)
Winner: Team Jackass in 7:16 when Pontius pinned Viscera with the Money Shot.
Lodi vs Boogeyman
Winner: Lodi in 1:52 with a Shoulder breaker
Arnold vs Steve Blackman
Winner: Arnold in 7min with the Pumphandle slam
Khali can't make it for the tag team title defense. He tells Mantaur that he has someone just as charismatic as he is to take his place. Doink the Clown comes into the locker room. Doink sprays seltzer water everywhere and Khali yells at Mantaur for making a mess. Mantaur just whimpers.
Kiss Demon vs A-train
Winner: Kiss Demon in 5:07 with a roll-up
Mantaur and Doink(taking the place for Khali) (c) vs Johnny Polo and Adam Bomb for the Tag Belts
Winner: Mantaur and Doink in 3:42 when doink pinned bomb
Karl Malone vs Dennis Rodman(cage match)
Winner: Karl Malone in 2:56 when he climbed out
Mr.America is shown training for his title shot. He does a Rocky like montage where Mene Gene carries him up some steps. Mr.America then gets kicked out of a butchers shop. He runs down by the docks w/ Brian Knobbs on an electic wheelchair while Jimmy Hart yells at them through the mega phone.
Jason the Terrible vs NWO Sting(Number 1 contenders match for the King of the Crap)
Winner: Jason in 7:26 with a roll-up
Mr.America vs The Great Khali(c) for the King of the Crap
Winner: The Great Khali in 5:59 with a reverse ddt
