Post by hulkrulz4ever on Jun 13, 2009 21:43:07 GMT -5
spam Destruction # 1
spam Destruction opens to pyro erupting throughout the arena and fans on their feet screaming. The camera pans around the arena as J.R. and Jerry Lawler begin to talk.
J.R. : Hello everyone and welcome to the debut of spam! Welcome to the debut of spam Destruction. My name is J.R. and I'm being joined here tonight by Jerry the king Lawler.
The King : What a night it is going to be! J.R. you can feel it in the air something special is on the horizon tonight!!!
Mr. McMahon welcomes everyone to Destruction
Mr. McMahon's theme plays as he makes his way down the ramp with a microphone. Mr. McMahon walks up the steps and into the ring.
Vince McMahon : Welcome everyone to spam!!! Welcome to spam Destruction!! Every week you will have the privilege of watching the spam superstars battle it out in this ring!! And tonight will be exception! In just three weeks World Championship Superstars (spam) will make its pay per view debut. In three weeks you will all bear witness to spam Ring of Passion!! Ring of Passion will be the biggest and most star studded pay per view of them all!! And what better way to kick things off then to crown a World Championship Superstars Heavyweight Champion! At Ring of Passion, an Elimination Chamber match will be held to determine who the first spam Heavyweight Champion will be. The only way you can compete in this Elimination Chamber is to win a qualifying match! So right here tonight were going to see Jeff Hardy versus Umaga and the immortal Hulk Hogan against the man they call Vader, with the winners of both matches qualifying.
Ultimate Warrior's theme sounds as the crowd erupts. Ultimate Warrior comes running down the ramp with a microphone and slides into the ring.
Ultimate Warrior : Listen Vince, this isn't the first time we have done business together! I know what your all about and so do all of these people know what your about! I came out here to tell you one thing and one thing only. You better make sure that you stay the hell out of my way.
Vince McMahon : Wait a damn second!!! First off you don't interrupt me! Secondly, I'm Mr. McMahon to you, not Vince!!! Warrior you just made your first mistake, you crossed the boss and we all know, you don't cross the boss!!! And tonight Warrior, you will pay and find out what happens when you cross the boss!
Warrior drops his microphone and grabs Vince by his suit jacket. Warrior then lifts Vince high above his head and is military pressing Vince in the middle of the ring as the crowd is on their feet. Suddenly, Ric Flair runs down the ramp with a led pipe and slides into the ring with the pipe and nails Warrior in the legs. Vince is dropped to the mat as Flair nails Warrior in the head with the pipe. Warrior is down on the mat. As Vince grabs the microphone and screams into it.
Mr. McMahon : That's it!!! Tonight in a qualifying match for the Elimination Chamber, Ric Flair will take on Ultimate Warrior!!!
Vince throws the mic down as the camera fads to a commercial.
commercial
Umaga Vs. Jeff Hardy
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, being led to the ring by Armondo Estrada, Umaga!!
Armondo Estrada comes walking down the ramp with Umaga close behind him. Estrada and Umaga step into the ring. Estrada grabs the microphone from Howard Finkel.
Armondo Estrada : Everybody listen to me!! My name es Armondo Ellajandro EEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSTRRRRADAA!! And this is the Samoan bull dozer, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Jeff Hardy's theme sounds. As his pyro goes off as he makes his way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Jeff Hardy!!
Hardy runs down the ramp and slides under the ropes and into the ring as Umaga runs over to Hardy and stomps away at him on the mat. Umaga grabs onto the top rope with both hands and stands on Hardy's back. The referee counts 1-2-3-4- and then forces Umaga to break the hold. Umaga grabs Hardy by the hair and whips Hardy into the ropes, as Hardy comes off the ropes, Umaga runs into the opposite set of ropes as Umaga hits a hard spinning heel kick in the middle of the ring. Hardy is down on the mat as Umaga gets to his feet and runs into the ropes to come off the ropes and hit a legdrop on Hardy. Umaga then runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to go for a banzai drop, but Hardy moves out of the way causing Umaga to crash and burn. Umaga is down on the mat in a sitting position. Hardy quickly gets to his feet and runs into the ropes to come off the ropes and hit a hard dropkick to the face of Umaga. Hardy gets to his feet and stalks Umaga signaling for the twist of fate. Umaga gets to his feet and turns around as Hardy kicks Umaga in the stomach and hooks him up for the twist of fate. Umaga reverses and sends Hardy into the ropes. As Hardy comes off the ropes, Umaga hits a huge super kick to the throat of Hardy. Hardy goes down to the mat. Estrada jumps on the apron and pulls out a cigar. Estrada breaks the cigar in half in front of Umaga, as Umaga pulls Hardy up by the hair. Umaga grabs Hardy by the chin and goes for the Samoan spike, but Hardy ducks and kicks Umaga in the stomach. Umaga is bent over in pain as Hardy hits the twist of fate.
J.R. : Hardy has taken the Samoan bulldozer off his feet!! Can Jeff Hardy capitalize!!
King : Look at this J.R., Jeff Hardy's getting ready to fly he's climbing to the top rope!!
J.R. : SWANTON BOMB!!
Hardy goes for the swanton bomb off the top rope, but Umaga moves out of the way causing him to crash and burn on the mat. Umaga quickly gets to his feet and runs into the ropes to come off the ropes and hit a big splash on Hardy. Umaga pins Hardy for the 1-2- Jeff gets his shoulder up. Umaga gets to his feet and pulls Hardy up by his hair. Umaga whips Hardy into the turnbuckle, but Hardy runs up the ropes and hits a whisper in the wind on Umaga. Suddenly, Goldust's theme hits as he walks out on the ramp. Goldust touches himself and taunts Hardy. Goldust blows a kiss to Hardy, as Hardy is focused on Goldust. Umaga quickly turns Hardy around and hits the Samoan spike out of nowhere. Hardy goes down to the mat hard, as Umaga makes the cover for the 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, advancing to the Championship Elimination Chamber Match, Umaga!!
Estrada jumps up and down in joy and raises Umaga's hand in victory. Hardy is down as Goldust looks on with concern.
J.R. : Umaga has officially earned himself a spot in the elimination chamber match, give the assist to Goldust!
King : Why would Goldust be out here? Not only is Goldust bizarre but this whole situation between him and Jeff Hardy looks bizarre also.
commercial
Billion Dollar Brotherhood
Million Dollar Man's theme sounds as a huge limo is driven down the ramp. The showfer gets out of the limo and opens the back door as The Million Dollar Man gets out first followed by JBL and Shelton Benjamin. All three men are dressed up in suits as they make their way into the ring. Million Dollar Man grabs a microphone.
Million Dollar Man : Shut up you peasants! I got something to say! I want you all to get a good look at the men in this ring. Get a good look at the future of this company! Get a look at the Billion Dollar Brotherhood. It doesn't get any better then this. First, we got the most athletic man to ever grace the squared circle. Every time he gets into the ring he makes sure its all about the benjamins! The one and only Shelton Benjamin! And then the biggest, baddest brawler of them all. Straight of the million dollar streets of wall street, Mister John Bradshaw Layfield!! And of course the leader of the pack! The richest of the rich, the Million Dollar Man himself!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Eugene's theme sounds as the crowd erupts. Eugene comes out in his white jacket waving at all the men in the ring. Eugene grabs a microphone.
Eugene : Hello, my name is Eugene! I wanna be in your club. I wanna be a billion dollar brother! And you know what they say everybody's got a price! Well Mr. Dibiase, even you hace a price. And Eugene is gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. I'm gonna pay you to be part of your brother hood. Hmmm.... Now lets see what I can pay you with. (Eugene puts his hand down his trunks and pulls out a dime and piece of lint) Here take it, every bodies got a price. Take it! Take it!
M$M backs away in disgust. Out of nowhere JBL runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a huge clothesline from hell on Eugene. Eugene goes down to the mat in a heap. JBL and Benjamin stomp away at Eugene as M$M barks out orders. Benjamin pulls Eugene up by his hair and hits the pay dirt on Eugene. Eugene is down on the mat. Suddenly, "What does everybody want!!" echoes throughout the arena. As Al Snow comes running down the ramp with head. The Billion Dollar Brotherhood runs out of the ring and up the ramp. Al Snow helps Eugene to his feet.
Big Daddy V Vs. Tajiri
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Being led to the ring, by his manager Slick, Big Daddy V!
Slick walks out and points to the entrance way as Big Daddy V walks out on the ramp. The crowd boos Big Daddy V as he walks down the ramp. Slick holds the ropes open as Big Daddy V steps into the ring. Suddenly, Tajiri's theme sounds.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent Tajiri!
Tajiri gets a huge pop from the crowd. Tajiri slides under the ropes and looks across the ring at Big Daddy V. The bell sounds as Big Daddy and Tajiri go face to face in the middle of the ring. Tajiri unloads with a series of chops and kicks on Big Daddy. But they have no effect as Big Daddy grabs Tajrir by the head and hits a huge headbutt taking Tajiri down to the mat. Big Daddy then leans on the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a huge legdrop on Tajiri. Big Daddy picks Tajiri up and whips him into the turnbuckle with all his might. Tajiri is in the turnbuckle as Big Daddy runs at Tajiri and hits a big splash on Tajiri in the turnbuckle. Tajiri comes out of the turnbuckle and is stunned as Big Daddy scoops him up in a bearhug. Big Daddy has got the bearhug locked in on Tajiri in the middle of the ring. The referee walks over to Tajiri and lifts his arm once and it lifelessly drops. Tajiri is completely out cold. The referee lifts Tajiri's arm for the second time and it drops again. Big Daddy now lets go of the bearhug and drops Tajiri to the mat. Big Daddy runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a big splash on Tajiri on the mat as the referee makes the count 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Big Daddy V!
Slick slides under the ropes and raises Big Daddy V's arm in victory. Tajiri slowly gets to his feet, as Slick is yelling at fans to respect Big Daddy V. Tajiri gets to his feet and walks over to Big Daddy V and spins him around to spit the green mist into Big Daddy V's face. Tajiri quickly runs out of the ring as Big Daddy V is blindly punching around the ring. Slick is trying to help him.
J.R. :Hahaha! Big Daddy V may have won the battle but he certainly didn't win the war!
King : Laugh now J.R. Because it wont be a laughing matter when Big Daddy V gets his revenge on Tajiri.
J.R. : Speaking of Big Daddy V. Next week it will be Big Daddy V versus the Undertaker with the winner advancing to the Elimination Chamber!
Vader Vs Hulk Hogan
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a qualifying match for the Elimination Chamber! Making his way to the ring first, the man they call Vader!
Vader's theme sounds as he makes his way through the curtain and down the ramp. Vader walks up the ring steps and into the ring. Hulk Hogan's theme sounds as the crowd erupts.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, The Immortal Hulk Hogan!
Hulk Hogan comes down the ramp as the crowd is on their feet. Hogan makes his way into the ring and points at Vader as he rips his shirt off and throws it to the crowd. Hogan flexes and poses for the crowd. Suddenly, Vader comes up from behind and nails Hogan with a forearm to the back of the head, knocking him to the mat. Vader stomps away at Hogan on the mat. Vader leans against the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a huge elbow drop on Hogan. Vader then gets to his feet and pulls Hogan up by the hair and whips him into the turnbuckle. Hogan is in the turnbuckle as Vader runs at him and tries to hit a big splash on Hogan in the turnbuckle, but Hogan moves out of the turnbuckle causing Vader to crash into the turnbuckle. Vader comes out of the turnbuckle and is stunned as Hogan runs at Vader and clotheslines him up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Vader is down on the arena floor and slowly gets to his feet. Hogan then steps through the ropes and onto the apron as Hogan jumps off the apron and attempts to hit a double ax handle. But Vader catches Hogan in his arms and slams Hogan back first into the ring post. Hogan is stunned as Vader grabs Hogan by the head and slams him head first off the apron. Vader then throws Hogan under the ropes and into the ring. Vader slides back in the ring also. Hogan pulls himself up on the ropes, as Vader whips Hogan into the ropes, as Hogan comes off the ropes, Vader scoops him up in the middle of the ring in a huge bear hug. Vader has got Hogan in a bear hug and is squeezing the life out of Hogan in the middle of the ring. Hogan has got nowhere to go. As the referee walks over and lifts Hogan's arm in the air as it drops the first time. The referee then lifts Hogan's arm for the second time as his arm drops again. The referee then lifts Hogan's arm for the third and final time and lets go of Hogan's arm, but this time Hogan's arm stays strong in the air. Hogan lifts his fist and pounds away with right hands to the head of Vader over and over again. Hogan breaks the hold, as Hogan grabs Vader and attempts to body slam the big man. Hogan lifts Vader up, but cannot hold him as he falls backwards causing Vader to land on Hogan hard on the mat. Vader is on Hogan in a pinning position for the 1-2- Hogan gets his shoulder up. Vader gets to his feet and walks over Hogan's body as Hogan is still down on the mat. Vader climbs up the ropes to the top rope. Vader then goes for a moonsault off the top rope, but Hogan moves out of the way causing Vader to crash and burn on the mat.
The King : Nobody home for Vader! Ought oh!
J.R. : The Hulkster has got that crazy look in his eyes! Hogan beginning to shake as he gets to his feet!! And here he comes The Hulkster hulking up and the hulkamaniacs are on their feet!!
Vader gets to his feet as Hogan is hulking up. Vader goes to throw a punch, but Hogan blocks and unloads with multiple hard right hands to the face of Vader. Vader is stunned as Hogan runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes as Vader reverses and hits a huge belly to belly suplex on Hogan. Vader gets to his feet and signals for the vaderbomb. Vader then pulls Hogan up and kicks him the stomach as Hogan is bent over in pain. Vader hooks Hogan and is about to hit the vaderbomb, until the lights go out. Once the lights come back up, Sabu is standing on the apron with a chair in his hand. Sabu throws the chair in Vader's face. Vader is stunned as Hogan comes off the ropes and hits a huge clothesline on Vader. Vader is down on the mat as Hogan runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit the legdrop. Hogan then makes the cover for the 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner and entry into the Elimination Chamber, Hulk Hogan!
Hogan rolls out of the ring as Sabu jumps over the ropes and into the ring. Vader rolls over to the ropes and pulls himself up on the ropes as Sabu picks the steel chair up. Sabu unfolds the chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Sabu runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to jump onto the the chair and off of the chair to clothesline both himself and Vader over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Sabu picks Vader up and unloads with right hands to the face. Sabu then walks Vader over to the commentary table and slams him head first off the table. Sabu then chops Vader across the chest, knocking him onto the table. Sabu then slides under the ropes and points to the ceiling. Sabu runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to jump onto the chair and then from the chair to the top rope to hit a shooting star press off the top rope and onto Vader through the commentary table.
J.R. : GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! SABU JUST HIT A SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO VADER THROUGH OUR COMMENTARY TABLE!!!
King : There's no telling what's gonna happen when Sabu is around! Sabu just took out Vader with that shooting star press from the top rope!
J.R. : We'll be back with more action after this commercial break!
commercial
Bret Hart lays down a challenge!
We return to Destruction as Bret Hart's theme sounds. Bret Hart makes his way down the ramp as the crowd goes crazy. Bret has a microphone in his hand as he gets in the ring.
Bret Hart : Cut the music! I'm out here tonight because I have a challenge that I have been wanting to lay down for the past 12 years. I have a little ongoing feud with someone for the past 12 years. For the past 12 years everywhere I go, people have been asking me how I feel about this man. For the past 12 years I have been dealing with the anger of being screwed over by this man. So right now, I wanna call this person out to the ring. We got alot to talk about. So Shawn Michaels get out here right now or I'm coming back there.
D-generation X's theme sounds as Triple H comes walking out. HHH makes his way down to the ring with a microphone in his hand.
HHH : Bret! Bret! Bret! I think I speak for just about every single wrestling fan around the world, when I say stop! Stop the crying! Stop the moaning! Stop the groaning! It was 12 years ago. Bret move on with your life.
Bret Hart : Easy for you to say!! This comes from a guy who made it to the top of this profession by marrying the boss's daughter!! Some of us had to work our way to the top. And once we got to the top we got screwed over. And quite frankly Hunter, I'm finally ready to move on with my life. But before I do, I want your little d-generate buddy Shawn Michaels in the ring, just one last time. I want to show him that he may be a showstopper, but he is not the excellence of execution! So Hunter, you take the message back to Shawn Michaels that I'm challenging him to a match at Ring of Passion! That's right Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels one on one! So you tell Shawn Michaels that in 3 weeks at Ring of Passion, I will show the world that I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!!
Bret drops the microphone and sweeps HHH's legs out from under him. Bret then quickly locks in the sharpshooter on HHH in the middle of the ring. Bret is trying to break HHH's leg. Out of nowhere, Shawn Michaels slides under the ropes and into the ring to hit sweet chin music on Bret. Bret goes down to the mat and appears to be out. Shawn Michaels picks up the microphone and hovers over Bret.
Shawn Michaels : I accept!!! HBK and the excellence of execution, only one will be standing tall at Ring of Passion!!!!
commercial
Ric Flair Vs. Ultimate Warrior
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for a spot in the Elimination Chamber! Making his way to the ring, The Nature Boy, Ric Flair!!
Ric Flair makes his way out onto the ramp and spins as the crowd boos. Flair struts down the ramp. Flair walks up the steel steps and orders the referee to hold the ropes open for him as he steps through the ropes and into the ring. Suddenly, The Ultimate Warrior's theme sounds.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent the Ultimate Warrior!!!
Ultimate Warrior comes running down the ramp as the crowd explodes. Warrior runs up the steel steps and shakes the ropes as pyro shoots up from the ring posts. Warrior steps through the ropes and into the ring and shakes the ropes in the ring. As Flair runs at Warrior and nails him with a forearm to the back of the head knocking Warrior through the ropes and onto the arena floor. The bell sounds as Flair steps through the ropes and onto the arena floor as he stomps away at Warrior on the arena floor. Flair picks Warrior up and walks him over to the steel steps and slams him head first off the steel steps. Flair then rolls Warrior back in the ring. Flair rolls under the ropes and into the ring as he walks over to Warrior, hovers over him, and unloads with hard right hands to the face of Warrior over and over again on the mat. Flair then gets off Warrior and runs into the ropes, Flair comes off the ropes and attempts to hit a kneedrop as Warrior rolls out of the way, causing Flair to drive his knee into the mat. Warrior unloads with hard right hands to the face of Flair numerous times, backing Flair into the turnbuckle. Warrior chops Flair across the chest in the turnbuckle and then whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Warrior then runs at Flair and clotheslines him in the turnbuckle. Flair walks out of the turnbuckle and drops to the mat in a heap. Warrior pounds his chest as the crowd cheers him on. Warrior picks Flair up by his hair and whips him into the ropes as Flair comes off the ropes, Warrior hits a huge backbody drop. Flair quickly rolls over to the ropes and pulls himself up on the ropes as Warrior runs at Flair and clotheslines him over the ropes and onto the arena floor. Flair gets to his feet and kicks the steel steps in a fit of anger as Warrior challenges him to get back in the ring. Flair gets back in the ring as Warrior raises a hand and calls for a test of strength. Flair answers by reaching his hand up and grabbing Warrior's hand. Flair and Warrior lock up in the middle of the ring in a test of strength. Warrior begins to gain the leverage and overpowers Flair, sending Flair to his knees. Flair screams in pain as he is on his knees. Flair pulls his hand away from Warrior and hits a thumb to the eye on Warrior. Flair hits a snap suplex on Warrior on the mat. Flair lifts Warrior's leg and kicks Warrior in the back of the leg. Flair hits an elbow drop on Warriors leg. Flair then pulls Warrior over to the ringpost and slides under the ropes and slams Warrior's leg against the ringpost. Warrior yells in pain. Flair slides back in the ring and whips Warrior into the turnbuckle. Flair walks over to the turnbuckle and spreads Warrior's left leg against the second rope. Flair then violently kicks Warriors leg over and over again. Warrior gets out of the turnbuckle and grabs his knee in pain as Flair hits a ddt on Warrior. Warrior is down on the mat as Flair runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a knee drop to the head of Warrior. Flair then walks over to Warrior's legs and lifts his leg as he gets set to lock in the figure four leg lock. Flair dances around and locks in the figure four leg lock on Warrior in the middle of the ring. Warrior screams in pain as the crowd rallies behind Warrior. Warrior is fighting to get to the ropes. Warrior is moving closer and closer towards the ropes. Warrior is almost there as he reaches out his hand and is about to grab the ropes until Flair pulls him back to the middle of the ring. Flair pulls Warrior all the way to the opposite side of the ring as Flair reaches up and grabs the top rope. The referee turns around and Flair quickly lets go of the top rope. Flair grabs onto the top rope again when the referee is not looking. Warrior lifts his hand and is about to tap, until the referee looks up and sees Flair holding onto the top rope. The referee quickly makes the count 1-2-3-4- and then forces Flair to break the hold. Flair breaks the hold and argues with the referee. Warrior gets to his feet and appears to be limping as Flair runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes behind Warrior and hits a chopblock on Warrior from behind. Flair then lifts Warrior's leg and looks to lock in the figure four for the second time. As Flair turns around to lock it in, Warrior kicks Flair in the rear end sending him into the referee. The referee is knocked out.
J.R. : The referee is down!
King : Just about everything and anything is liable to happen here!
Flair goes to the apron and climbs to the top rope as Warrior gets to his feet and limps over to Flair and slams Flair off the top rope to the mat. Flair is down on the mat as he slowly gets to his feet. Warrior lifts Flair in the air and military presses him in the air. Warrior then drops Flair behind for the gorilla slam. Flair is down on the mat Warrior runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit the big splash as the crowd goes nuts. Warrior has got Flair pinned, but the referee is down. Vince McMahon comes running down the ramp with a steel chair in his hand. Vince slides under the ropes and nails Warrior with a chair shot to the back to break up the pin. Warrior gets off Flair and gets to his feet. Vince swings the chair at Warrior's head, but he grabs the chair and blocks the chair shot. Vince kicks Warrior in the injured leg. Warrior is bent over in pain as Vince smashes Warrior in his injured leg with the steel chair. Warrior goes down to the mat, clutching his leg in pain. Flair quickly grabs Warrior's leg and locks in the figure four leglock. Vince takes his suit coat off, to reveal he is wearing a referee shirt. Flair has got the figure four locked in as Vince calls for the bell. Vince yells at Howard Finkel.
Howard Finkel : Your winner by submission and advancing to the Elimination Chamber, Ric Flair!!
Flair lets go off the figure four and slides to the outside of the ring. Flair celebrates up the ramp. Meanwhile, Vince McMahon celebrates in the ring. Ultimate Warrior gets to his feet, behind Vince McMahon. Warrior picks up the steel chair and swings it at McMahon. Vince ducks and runs out of the ring as Warrior chases him out of the ring. McMahon runs up the ramp and to the back as Warrior chases him with the steel chair in hand. Vince runs backstage as Warrior throws the chair in Vince's direction. Vince dodges the bullet as Warrior continues to chase after him. Vince runs out the back door and into the parking lot. Vince hops into the back seat of his limo and slams the door shut. The limo is not moving, as Warrior grabs onto the door and rips the door off its hinges. Warrior jumps into the backseat of the limo. Vince opens the other door and gets out of the other side of the limo. Vince backs away from the limo, while Warrior is still in it. Out of nowhere a speeding spam tractor trailer slams into the limo causing a huge explosion. The limo goes up into a ball of flame. Vince McMahon backs away from the flame in shock.
J.R. : WHAT THE HELL!!!
King : The Ultimate Warrior is in that limo!!! What did we just witness!!!??!?!
J.R. : WHO WAS DRIVING THAT TRACTOR??!?!?! Thank you for joining us folks, tune in next week and bear witness to the Destruction!!!
spam Destruction opens to pyro erupting throughout the arena and fans on their feet screaming. The camera pans around the arena as J.R. and Jerry Lawler begin to talk.
J.R. : Hello everyone and welcome to the debut of spam! Welcome to the debut of spam Destruction. My name is J.R. and I'm being joined here tonight by Jerry the king Lawler.
The King : What a night it is going to be! J.R. you can feel it in the air something special is on the horizon tonight!!!
Mr. McMahon welcomes everyone to Destruction
Mr. McMahon's theme plays as he makes his way down the ramp with a microphone. Mr. McMahon walks up the steps and into the ring.
Vince McMahon : Welcome everyone to spam!!! Welcome to spam Destruction!! Every week you will have the privilege of watching the spam superstars battle it out in this ring!! And tonight will be exception! In just three weeks World Championship Superstars (spam) will make its pay per view debut. In three weeks you will all bear witness to spam Ring of Passion!! Ring of Passion will be the biggest and most star studded pay per view of them all!! And what better way to kick things off then to crown a World Championship Superstars Heavyweight Champion! At Ring of Passion, an Elimination Chamber match will be held to determine who the first spam Heavyweight Champion will be. The only way you can compete in this Elimination Chamber is to win a qualifying match! So right here tonight were going to see Jeff Hardy versus Umaga and the immortal Hulk Hogan against the man they call Vader, with the winners of both matches qualifying.
Ultimate Warrior's theme sounds as the crowd erupts. Ultimate Warrior comes running down the ramp with a microphone and slides into the ring.
Ultimate Warrior : Listen Vince, this isn't the first time we have done business together! I know what your all about and so do all of these people know what your about! I came out here to tell you one thing and one thing only. You better make sure that you stay the hell out of my way.
Vince McMahon : Wait a damn second!!! First off you don't interrupt me! Secondly, I'm Mr. McMahon to you, not Vince!!! Warrior you just made your first mistake, you crossed the boss and we all know, you don't cross the boss!!! And tonight Warrior, you will pay and find out what happens when you cross the boss!
Warrior drops his microphone and grabs Vince by his suit jacket. Warrior then lifts Vince high above his head and is military pressing Vince in the middle of the ring as the crowd is on their feet. Suddenly, Ric Flair runs down the ramp with a led pipe and slides into the ring with the pipe and nails Warrior in the legs. Vince is dropped to the mat as Flair nails Warrior in the head with the pipe. Warrior is down on the mat. As Vince grabs the microphone and screams into it.
Mr. McMahon : That's it!!! Tonight in a qualifying match for the Elimination Chamber, Ric Flair will take on Ultimate Warrior!!!
Vince throws the mic down as the camera fads to a commercial.
commercial
Umaga Vs. Jeff Hardy
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, being led to the ring by Armondo Estrada, Umaga!!
Armondo Estrada comes walking down the ramp with Umaga close behind him. Estrada and Umaga step into the ring. Estrada grabs the microphone from Howard Finkel.
Armondo Estrada : Everybody listen to me!! My name es Armondo Ellajandro EEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSTRRRRADAA!! And this is the Samoan bull dozer, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Jeff Hardy's theme sounds. As his pyro goes off as he makes his way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Jeff Hardy!!
Hardy runs down the ramp and slides under the ropes and into the ring as Umaga runs over to Hardy and stomps away at him on the mat. Umaga grabs onto the top rope with both hands and stands on Hardy's back. The referee counts 1-2-3-4- and then forces Umaga to break the hold. Umaga grabs Hardy by the hair and whips Hardy into the ropes, as Hardy comes off the ropes, Umaga runs into the opposite set of ropes as Umaga hits a hard spinning heel kick in the middle of the ring. Hardy is down on the mat as Umaga gets to his feet and runs into the ropes to come off the ropes and hit a legdrop on Hardy. Umaga then runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to go for a banzai drop, but Hardy moves out of the way causing Umaga to crash and burn. Umaga is down on the mat in a sitting position. Hardy quickly gets to his feet and runs into the ropes to come off the ropes and hit a hard dropkick to the face of Umaga. Hardy gets to his feet and stalks Umaga signaling for the twist of fate. Umaga gets to his feet and turns around as Hardy kicks Umaga in the stomach and hooks him up for the twist of fate. Umaga reverses and sends Hardy into the ropes. As Hardy comes off the ropes, Umaga hits a huge super kick to the throat of Hardy. Hardy goes down to the mat. Estrada jumps on the apron and pulls out a cigar. Estrada breaks the cigar in half in front of Umaga, as Umaga pulls Hardy up by the hair. Umaga grabs Hardy by the chin and goes for the Samoan spike, but Hardy ducks and kicks Umaga in the stomach. Umaga is bent over in pain as Hardy hits the twist of fate.
J.R. : Hardy has taken the Samoan bulldozer off his feet!! Can Jeff Hardy capitalize!!
King : Look at this J.R., Jeff Hardy's getting ready to fly he's climbing to the top rope!!
J.R. : SWANTON BOMB!!
Hardy goes for the swanton bomb off the top rope, but Umaga moves out of the way causing him to crash and burn on the mat. Umaga quickly gets to his feet and runs into the ropes to come off the ropes and hit a big splash on Hardy. Umaga pins Hardy for the 1-2- Jeff gets his shoulder up. Umaga gets to his feet and pulls Hardy up by his hair. Umaga whips Hardy into the turnbuckle, but Hardy runs up the ropes and hits a whisper in the wind on Umaga. Suddenly, Goldust's theme hits as he walks out on the ramp. Goldust touches himself and taunts Hardy. Goldust blows a kiss to Hardy, as Hardy is focused on Goldust. Umaga quickly turns Hardy around and hits the Samoan spike out of nowhere. Hardy goes down to the mat hard, as Umaga makes the cover for the 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, advancing to the Championship Elimination Chamber Match, Umaga!!
Estrada jumps up and down in joy and raises Umaga's hand in victory. Hardy is down as Goldust looks on with concern.
J.R. : Umaga has officially earned himself a spot in the elimination chamber match, give the assist to Goldust!
King : Why would Goldust be out here? Not only is Goldust bizarre but this whole situation between him and Jeff Hardy looks bizarre also.
commercial
Billion Dollar Brotherhood
Million Dollar Man's theme sounds as a huge limo is driven down the ramp. The showfer gets out of the limo and opens the back door as The Million Dollar Man gets out first followed by JBL and Shelton Benjamin. All three men are dressed up in suits as they make their way into the ring. Million Dollar Man grabs a microphone.
Million Dollar Man : Shut up you peasants! I got something to say! I want you all to get a good look at the men in this ring. Get a good look at the future of this company! Get a look at the Billion Dollar Brotherhood. It doesn't get any better then this. First, we got the most athletic man to ever grace the squared circle. Every time he gets into the ring he makes sure its all about the benjamins! The one and only Shelton Benjamin! And then the biggest, baddest brawler of them all. Straight of the million dollar streets of wall street, Mister John Bradshaw Layfield!! And of course the leader of the pack! The richest of the rich, the Million Dollar Man himself!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Eugene's theme sounds as the crowd erupts. Eugene comes out in his white jacket waving at all the men in the ring. Eugene grabs a microphone.
Eugene : Hello, my name is Eugene! I wanna be in your club. I wanna be a billion dollar brother! And you know what they say everybody's got a price! Well Mr. Dibiase, even you hace a price. And Eugene is gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. I'm gonna pay you to be part of your brother hood. Hmmm.... Now lets see what I can pay you with. (Eugene puts his hand down his trunks and pulls out a dime and piece of lint) Here take it, every bodies got a price. Take it! Take it!
M$M backs away in disgust. Out of nowhere JBL runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a huge clothesline from hell on Eugene. Eugene goes down to the mat in a heap. JBL and Benjamin stomp away at Eugene as M$M barks out orders. Benjamin pulls Eugene up by his hair and hits the pay dirt on Eugene. Eugene is down on the mat. Suddenly, "What does everybody want!!" echoes throughout the arena. As Al Snow comes running down the ramp with head. The Billion Dollar Brotherhood runs out of the ring and up the ramp. Al Snow helps Eugene to his feet.
Big Daddy V Vs. Tajiri
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Being led to the ring, by his manager Slick, Big Daddy V!
Slick walks out and points to the entrance way as Big Daddy V walks out on the ramp. The crowd boos Big Daddy V as he walks down the ramp. Slick holds the ropes open as Big Daddy V steps into the ring. Suddenly, Tajiri's theme sounds.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent Tajiri!
Tajiri gets a huge pop from the crowd. Tajiri slides under the ropes and looks across the ring at Big Daddy V. The bell sounds as Big Daddy and Tajiri go face to face in the middle of the ring. Tajiri unloads with a series of chops and kicks on Big Daddy. But they have no effect as Big Daddy grabs Tajrir by the head and hits a huge headbutt taking Tajiri down to the mat. Big Daddy then leans on the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a huge legdrop on Tajiri. Big Daddy picks Tajiri up and whips him into the turnbuckle with all his might. Tajiri is in the turnbuckle as Big Daddy runs at Tajiri and hits a big splash on Tajiri in the turnbuckle. Tajiri comes out of the turnbuckle and is stunned as Big Daddy scoops him up in a bearhug. Big Daddy has got the bearhug locked in on Tajiri in the middle of the ring. The referee walks over to Tajiri and lifts his arm once and it lifelessly drops. Tajiri is completely out cold. The referee lifts Tajiri's arm for the second time and it drops again. Big Daddy now lets go of the bearhug and drops Tajiri to the mat. Big Daddy runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a big splash on Tajiri on the mat as the referee makes the count 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Big Daddy V!
Slick slides under the ropes and raises Big Daddy V's arm in victory. Tajiri slowly gets to his feet, as Slick is yelling at fans to respect Big Daddy V. Tajiri gets to his feet and walks over to Big Daddy V and spins him around to spit the green mist into Big Daddy V's face. Tajiri quickly runs out of the ring as Big Daddy V is blindly punching around the ring. Slick is trying to help him.
J.R. :Hahaha! Big Daddy V may have won the battle but he certainly didn't win the war!
King : Laugh now J.R. Because it wont be a laughing matter when Big Daddy V gets his revenge on Tajiri.
J.R. : Speaking of Big Daddy V. Next week it will be Big Daddy V versus the Undertaker with the winner advancing to the Elimination Chamber!
Vader Vs Hulk Hogan
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a qualifying match for the Elimination Chamber! Making his way to the ring first, the man they call Vader!
Vader's theme sounds as he makes his way through the curtain and down the ramp. Vader walks up the ring steps and into the ring. Hulk Hogan's theme sounds as the crowd erupts.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, The Immortal Hulk Hogan!
Hulk Hogan comes down the ramp as the crowd is on their feet. Hogan makes his way into the ring and points at Vader as he rips his shirt off and throws it to the crowd. Hogan flexes and poses for the crowd. Suddenly, Vader comes up from behind and nails Hogan with a forearm to the back of the head, knocking him to the mat. Vader stomps away at Hogan on the mat. Vader leans against the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a huge elbow drop on Hogan. Vader then gets to his feet and pulls Hogan up by the hair and whips him into the turnbuckle. Hogan is in the turnbuckle as Vader runs at him and tries to hit a big splash on Hogan in the turnbuckle, but Hogan moves out of the turnbuckle causing Vader to crash into the turnbuckle. Vader comes out of the turnbuckle and is stunned as Hogan runs at Vader and clotheslines him up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Vader is down on the arena floor and slowly gets to his feet. Hogan then steps through the ropes and onto the apron as Hogan jumps off the apron and attempts to hit a double ax handle. But Vader catches Hogan in his arms and slams Hogan back first into the ring post. Hogan is stunned as Vader grabs Hogan by the head and slams him head first off the apron. Vader then throws Hogan under the ropes and into the ring. Vader slides back in the ring also. Hogan pulls himself up on the ropes, as Vader whips Hogan into the ropes, as Hogan comes off the ropes, Vader scoops him up in the middle of the ring in a huge bear hug. Vader has got Hogan in a bear hug and is squeezing the life out of Hogan in the middle of the ring. Hogan has got nowhere to go. As the referee walks over and lifts Hogan's arm in the air as it drops the first time. The referee then lifts Hogan's arm for the second time as his arm drops again. The referee then lifts Hogan's arm for the third and final time and lets go of Hogan's arm, but this time Hogan's arm stays strong in the air. Hogan lifts his fist and pounds away with right hands to the head of Vader over and over again. Hogan breaks the hold, as Hogan grabs Vader and attempts to body slam the big man. Hogan lifts Vader up, but cannot hold him as he falls backwards causing Vader to land on Hogan hard on the mat. Vader is on Hogan in a pinning position for the 1-2- Hogan gets his shoulder up. Vader gets to his feet and walks over Hogan's body as Hogan is still down on the mat. Vader climbs up the ropes to the top rope. Vader then goes for a moonsault off the top rope, but Hogan moves out of the way causing Vader to crash and burn on the mat.
The King : Nobody home for Vader! Ought oh!
J.R. : The Hulkster has got that crazy look in his eyes! Hogan beginning to shake as he gets to his feet!! And here he comes The Hulkster hulking up and the hulkamaniacs are on their feet!!
Vader gets to his feet as Hogan is hulking up. Vader goes to throw a punch, but Hogan blocks and unloads with multiple hard right hands to the face of Vader. Vader is stunned as Hogan runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes as Vader reverses and hits a huge belly to belly suplex on Hogan. Vader gets to his feet and signals for the vaderbomb. Vader then pulls Hogan up and kicks him the stomach as Hogan is bent over in pain. Vader hooks Hogan and is about to hit the vaderbomb, until the lights go out. Once the lights come back up, Sabu is standing on the apron with a chair in his hand. Sabu throws the chair in Vader's face. Vader is stunned as Hogan comes off the ropes and hits a huge clothesline on Vader. Vader is down on the mat as Hogan runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit the legdrop. Hogan then makes the cover for the 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner and entry into the Elimination Chamber, Hulk Hogan!
Hogan rolls out of the ring as Sabu jumps over the ropes and into the ring. Vader rolls over to the ropes and pulls himself up on the ropes as Sabu picks the steel chair up. Sabu unfolds the chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Sabu runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to jump onto the the chair and off of the chair to clothesline both himself and Vader over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Sabu picks Vader up and unloads with right hands to the face. Sabu then walks Vader over to the commentary table and slams him head first off the table. Sabu then chops Vader across the chest, knocking him onto the table. Sabu then slides under the ropes and points to the ceiling. Sabu runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to jump onto the chair and then from the chair to the top rope to hit a shooting star press off the top rope and onto Vader through the commentary table.
J.R. : GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! SABU JUST HIT A SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO VADER THROUGH OUR COMMENTARY TABLE!!!
King : There's no telling what's gonna happen when Sabu is around! Sabu just took out Vader with that shooting star press from the top rope!
J.R. : We'll be back with more action after this commercial break!
commercial
Bret Hart lays down a challenge!
We return to Destruction as Bret Hart's theme sounds. Bret Hart makes his way down the ramp as the crowd goes crazy. Bret has a microphone in his hand as he gets in the ring.
Bret Hart : Cut the music! I'm out here tonight because I have a challenge that I have been wanting to lay down for the past 12 years. I have a little ongoing feud with someone for the past 12 years. For the past 12 years everywhere I go, people have been asking me how I feel about this man. For the past 12 years I have been dealing with the anger of being screwed over by this man. So right now, I wanna call this person out to the ring. We got alot to talk about. So Shawn Michaels get out here right now or I'm coming back there.
D-generation X's theme sounds as Triple H comes walking out. HHH makes his way down to the ring with a microphone in his hand.
HHH : Bret! Bret! Bret! I think I speak for just about every single wrestling fan around the world, when I say stop! Stop the crying! Stop the moaning! Stop the groaning! It was 12 years ago. Bret move on with your life.
Bret Hart : Easy for you to say!! This comes from a guy who made it to the top of this profession by marrying the boss's daughter!! Some of us had to work our way to the top. And once we got to the top we got screwed over. And quite frankly Hunter, I'm finally ready to move on with my life. But before I do, I want your little d-generate buddy Shawn Michaels in the ring, just one last time. I want to show him that he may be a showstopper, but he is not the excellence of execution! So Hunter, you take the message back to Shawn Michaels that I'm challenging him to a match at Ring of Passion! That's right Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels one on one! So you tell Shawn Michaels that in 3 weeks at Ring of Passion, I will show the world that I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!!
Bret drops the microphone and sweeps HHH's legs out from under him. Bret then quickly locks in the sharpshooter on HHH in the middle of the ring. Bret is trying to break HHH's leg. Out of nowhere, Shawn Michaels slides under the ropes and into the ring to hit sweet chin music on Bret. Bret goes down to the mat and appears to be out. Shawn Michaels picks up the microphone and hovers over Bret.
Shawn Michaels : I accept!!! HBK and the excellence of execution, only one will be standing tall at Ring of Passion!!!!
commercial
Ric Flair Vs. Ultimate Warrior
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for a spot in the Elimination Chamber! Making his way to the ring, The Nature Boy, Ric Flair!!
Ric Flair makes his way out onto the ramp and spins as the crowd boos. Flair struts down the ramp. Flair walks up the steel steps and orders the referee to hold the ropes open for him as he steps through the ropes and into the ring. Suddenly, The Ultimate Warrior's theme sounds.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent the Ultimate Warrior!!!
Ultimate Warrior comes running down the ramp as the crowd explodes. Warrior runs up the steel steps and shakes the ropes as pyro shoots up from the ring posts. Warrior steps through the ropes and into the ring and shakes the ropes in the ring. As Flair runs at Warrior and nails him with a forearm to the back of the head knocking Warrior through the ropes and onto the arena floor. The bell sounds as Flair steps through the ropes and onto the arena floor as he stomps away at Warrior on the arena floor. Flair picks Warrior up and walks him over to the steel steps and slams him head first off the steel steps. Flair then rolls Warrior back in the ring. Flair rolls under the ropes and into the ring as he walks over to Warrior, hovers over him, and unloads with hard right hands to the face of Warrior over and over again on the mat. Flair then gets off Warrior and runs into the ropes, Flair comes off the ropes and attempts to hit a kneedrop as Warrior rolls out of the way, causing Flair to drive his knee into the mat. Warrior unloads with hard right hands to the face of Flair numerous times, backing Flair into the turnbuckle. Warrior chops Flair across the chest in the turnbuckle and then whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Warrior then runs at Flair and clotheslines him in the turnbuckle. Flair walks out of the turnbuckle and drops to the mat in a heap. Warrior pounds his chest as the crowd cheers him on. Warrior picks Flair up by his hair and whips him into the ropes as Flair comes off the ropes, Warrior hits a huge backbody drop. Flair quickly rolls over to the ropes and pulls himself up on the ropes as Warrior runs at Flair and clotheslines him over the ropes and onto the arena floor. Flair gets to his feet and kicks the steel steps in a fit of anger as Warrior challenges him to get back in the ring. Flair gets back in the ring as Warrior raises a hand and calls for a test of strength. Flair answers by reaching his hand up and grabbing Warrior's hand. Flair and Warrior lock up in the middle of the ring in a test of strength. Warrior begins to gain the leverage and overpowers Flair, sending Flair to his knees. Flair screams in pain as he is on his knees. Flair pulls his hand away from Warrior and hits a thumb to the eye on Warrior. Flair hits a snap suplex on Warrior on the mat. Flair lifts Warrior's leg and kicks Warrior in the back of the leg. Flair hits an elbow drop on Warriors leg. Flair then pulls Warrior over to the ringpost and slides under the ropes and slams Warrior's leg against the ringpost. Warrior yells in pain. Flair slides back in the ring and whips Warrior into the turnbuckle. Flair walks over to the turnbuckle and spreads Warrior's left leg against the second rope. Flair then violently kicks Warriors leg over and over again. Warrior gets out of the turnbuckle and grabs his knee in pain as Flair hits a ddt on Warrior. Warrior is down on the mat as Flair runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a knee drop to the head of Warrior. Flair then walks over to Warrior's legs and lifts his leg as he gets set to lock in the figure four leg lock. Flair dances around and locks in the figure four leg lock on Warrior in the middle of the ring. Warrior screams in pain as the crowd rallies behind Warrior. Warrior is fighting to get to the ropes. Warrior is moving closer and closer towards the ropes. Warrior is almost there as he reaches out his hand and is about to grab the ropes until Flair pulls him back to the middle of the ring. Flair pulls Warrior all the way to the opposite side of the ring as Flair reaches up and grabs the top rope. The referee turns around and Flair quickly lets go of the top rope. Flair grabs onto the top rope again when the referee is not looking. Warrior lifts his hand and is about to tap, until the referee looks up and sees Flair holding onto the top rope. The referee quickly makes the count 1-2-3-4- and then forces Flair to break the hold. Flair breaks the hold and argues with the referee. Warrior gets to his feet and appears to be limping as Flair runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes behind Warrior and hits a chopblock on Warrior from behind. Flair then lifts Warrior's leg and looks to lock in the figure four for the second time. As Flair turns around to lock it in, Warrior kicks Flair in the rear end sending him into the referee. The referee is knocked out.
J.R. : The referee is down!
King : Just about everything and anything is liable to happen here!
Flair goes to the apron and climbs to the top rope as Warrior gets to his feet and limps over to Flair and slams Flair off the top rope to the mat. Flair is down on the mat as he slowly gets to his feet. Warrior lifts Flair in the air and military presses him in the air. Warrior then drops Flair behind for the gorilla slam. Flair is down on the mat Warrior runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit the big splash as the crowd goes nuts. Warrior has got Flair pinned, but the referee is down. Vince McMahon comes running down the ramp with a steel chair in his hand. Vince slides under the ropes and nails Warrior with a chair shot to the back to break up the pin. Warrior gets off Flair and gets to his feet. Vince swings the chair at Warrior's head, but he grabs the chair and blocks the chair shot. Vince kicks Warrior in the injured leg. Warrior is bent over in pain as Vince smashes Warrior in his injured leg with the steel chair. Warrior goes down to the mat, clutching his leg in pain. Flair quickly grabs Warrior's leg and locks in the figure four leglock. Vince takes his suit coat off, to reveal he is wearing a referee shirt. Flair has got the figure four locked in as Vince calls for the bell. Vince yells at Howard Finkel.
Howard Finkel : Your winner by submission and advancing to the Elimination Chamber, Ric Flair!!
Flair lets go off the figure four and slides to the outside of the ring. Flair celebrates up the ramp. Meanwhile, Vince McMahon celebrates in the ring. Ultimate Warrior gets to his feet, behind Vince McMahon. Warrior picks up the steel chair and swings it at McMahon. Vince ducks and runs out of the ring as Warrior chases him out of the ring. McMahon runs up the ramp and to the back as Warrior chases him with the steel chair in hand. Vince runs backstage as Warrior throws the chair in Vince's direction. Vince dodges the bullet as Warrior continues to chase after him. Vince runs out the back door and into the parking lot. Vince hops into the back seat of his limo and slams the door shut. The limo is not moving, as Warrior grabs onto the door and rips the door off its hinges. Warrior jumps into the backseat of the limo. Vince opens the other door and gets out of the other side of the limo. Vince backs away from the limo, while Warrior is still in it. Out of nowhere a speeding spam tractor trailer slams into the limo causing a huge explosion. The limo goes up into a ball of flame. Vince McMahon backs away from the flame in shock.
J.R. : WHAT THE HELL!!!
King : The Ultimate Warrior is in that limo!!! What did we just witness!!!??!?!
J.R. : WHO WAS DRIVING THAT TRACTOR??!?!?! Thank you for joining us folks, tune in next week and bear witness to the Destruction!!!
