Post by Jimmy on Jun 20, 2009 17:38:03 GMT -5
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Our savior knows his music is the best.
RYDER = THE MAN
Wednesday, June 17, 2009, 08:50 PM EST [General]
WOO WOO WOO! Welcome to my first blog since being drafted back to ECW. I have decided that I'm going to try to make my blogs more like Q&A sessions. If you have any questions for The Man (me), just send me a message and I'll answer the best questions each week. I'll kick things off by answering the questions that people have been asking me on a daily basis.
WHY DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?
Once I was drafted to ECW, I knew that I needed a fresh look. All of my boys from Long Island have the same haircut that I do now. The ladies love my new haircut. You want proof of that? The week I cut my hair, I had over 3,000 friend requests on facebook. I only accepted the hot chicks.
HOW DO YOU GET SO TAN?
Tanning is one of my hobbies. I want to be the tannest guy in any club that I go to. My tanning routine is easy to follow. I spend my mornings at the beach. Long Island beaches are great for picking up ladies. I just flex a little bit and they attack me like seagulls attacking your lunch. Then I drive right to the tanning salon. I listen to some BSB or NKOTB to pass the time. If I feel that I'm not tan enough, I'll lay in my pool for another hour or so.
WHAT ARE THE LYRICS TO YOUR AMAZING ENTRANCE MUSIC?
Do I not have the best entrance music ever? I LOVE IT! I'm not going to type out all of the lyrics. Find out for yourself by clicking here... www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/entrancevideo/2009/june15-21/10553708
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO PICK UP A GIRL IN A CLUB?
I just stand there and they approach me. You'll never see Zack Ryder go up to a girl. I'm like anti-perspirant deodorant. I don't sweat...chicks. Girls are always coming up to me and giving me their numbers. Most of the time I pretend to put them in my phone just to seem nice. 90% of the ladies on this planet are NHE for Zack Ryder. NHE = NOT HOT ENOUGH!
WHAT DOES WOO WOO WOO MEAN?
Wouldn't YOU like to KNOW...IT?
Wednesday, June 17, 2009, 08:50 PM EST [General]
WOO WOO WOO! Welcome to my first blog since being drafted back to ECW. I have decided that I'm going to try to make my blogs more like Q&A sessions. If you have any questions for The Man (me), just send me a message and I'll answer the best questions each week. I'll kick things off by answering the questions that people have been asking me on a daily basis.
WHY DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?
Once I was drafted to ECW, I knew that I needed a fresh look. All of my boys from Long Island have the same haircut that I do now. The ladies love my new haircut. You want proof of that? The week I cut my hair, I had over 3,000 friend requests on facebook. I only accepted the hot chicks.
HOW DO YOU GET SO TAN?
Tanning is one of my hobbies. I want to be the tannest guy in any club that I go to. My tanning routine is easy to follow. I spend my mornings at the beach. Long Island beaches are great for picking up ladies. I just flex a little bit and they attack me like seagulls attacking your lunch. Then I drive right to the tanning salon. I listen to some BSB or NKOTB to pass the time. If I feel that I'm not tan enough, I'll lay in my pool for another hour or so.
WHAT ARE THE LYRICS TO YOUR AMAZING ENTRANCE MUSIC?
Do I not have the best entrance music ever? I LOVE IT! I'm not going to type out all of the lyrics. Find out for yourself by clicking here... www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/entrancevideo/2009/june15-21/10553708
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO PICK UP A GIRL IN A CLUB?
I just stand there and they approach me. You'll never see Zack Ryder go up to a girl. I'm like anti-perspirant deodorant. I don't sweat...chicks. Girls are always coming up to me and giving me their numbers. Most of the time I pretend to put them in my phone just to seem nice. 90% of the ladies on this planet are NHE for Zack Ryder. NHE = NOT HOT ENOUGH!
WHAT DOES WOO WOO WOO MEAN?
Wouldn't YOU like to KNOW...IT?
Our savior knows his music is the best.
ing god with this gimmick
