Post by hiprophile on Jun 24, 2009 5:47:38 GMT -5
June 21st, 2009
Joe Louis Arena
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Take it and take it and take it and take it and take it all
Take it and take it and take it until you take us all
Smash it and crash it and thrash it and trash it
You're only toys
Try it you'll like it don't hide it don't fight it, just let it out
Steal and shoot it and kill it or take another route
Take it and take it and take it
You know they're only toys
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Pyros errupt over the stage; the usual Fight Night stage has been replaced by a 40 foot tall mesh of scaffolding and wall. The camera pans around showing the raucous crowd.
Devour Devour
Suffocate your own empire
Devour Devour
It's your final hour
Camera cuts in to the GWA announce team.
MS: Hello and welcome to GWA's first ever ppv, Seek and Destroy. I'm your host, "The Extreme Educator" Matt Striker; joined as always by my broadcasting colleagues Joey Styles and "The Human Suplex Machine" Tazz!
JS: And look at the matches we have scheduled for you tonight: The finals of the GWA Tag Team Title Tournament as xXx will take on Beer Money. Also, we'll see Edge take on Vampiro, stemming from their altercation at the gauntlet match on fight night two weeks ago.
MS: As an added bonus, Lance Storm has promised that we will see the debut of the Hart Foundation 2.0 in action tonight. And of course...
Tazz: The Samoan Submission Machine will take on Lance Storm in his quest to be the first ever GWA World's Champion. Sorry boss, but the gold is going home with Joe.
JS: Well, as always, there's only one way to find out....fight!
LG: The following contest is scheduled for a one fall with a 20 minute time limit and is an exhibition match.
You think you know me....
LG: Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; he stands 6'4" and weighs in at 240lbs, "The Rated R Superstar".....EDGE!
Edge appears at the top of the ramp in purple and black camouflage attire.
MS: He's come prepared to do battle here tonight but at what cost is he willing to do so?
LG: And his opponent....
Undead!
Undead!
Undead!
Undead!
Undead!
LG: Accompanied to the ring by "The Sinister Minister" Father James Mitchell, and fellow Knight of the Living Dead member Raven, from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada; he stands 6'2" and weighs in at 255lbs.....VAMPIRO!
Tazz: Talk about bringing a knife to a gun fight! Vampiro coming out with a full entourage for this match.
JS: I think that really says a lot though about his mindset. He knows Edge wants to win after being taken out of the gauntlet match by Vampiro and Raven.
MS: Edge charging at Vampiro as the bell rings, catching Vampiro off guard. Edge raining down on Vampiro with fists hitting anything covered in paint at this point which in Vampiro's case is just about everything on his body. Vampiro manages to get Edge off of him and rolls to the floor to restrategize as he heads over to Raven and Mitchell. Edge sees the three of them outside the ring now.......SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE BY EDGE!!
JS: My God! What a move by Edge!
MS: Edge tossing Vampiro back into the ring, stomping on the ribcage area of Vampiro while he's still down. This is a side of Edge we haven't really gotten the chance to see yet here in GWA.
Tazz: Lovin' the strategy by Edge thus far though. He's staying on the offense and not giving Vampiro any time to react here.
MS: James Mitchell gets up on the apron as Vampiro rolls out of the ring. Edge in hot pursuit of Vampiro as Vampiro tries to escape Edge by going around the ring.
JS: AHH!
MS: I think Edge just lost an eye from that as Raven drop toe hold'd Edge into the steel steps!
Tazz: Serves him right for trying to attack Raven who was merely watching outside the ring.
MS: Mitchell jumps down off the apron, the ref turns around as Vampiro tosses Edge back into the ring. The complexion of this match has completely changed after that move. Vampiro going for the pin on Edge now.
1
2
KICK OUT!
MS: The Rated R Superstar letting Vampiro know that he's still got some fight left in the tank. Vampiro picks Edge up now and connects with the Nail in the coffin. This one's got to be academic.
1
2
3!
LG: Here's your winner, VAMPIRO!
JS: Okay, you've won the match there's no need for that!
MS: Vampiro mercilesly pounding away at Edge's face, focusing on the orbital area of Edge. The blood is flowing now and I'm hoping that it's from the area around the eye rather than the eye itself!
JS: IT'S CHRISTIAN! Christian storming to the ring to try and save Edge! Vampiro exits the ring as Christian enters.
Tazz: Vampiro had no reason to remain in the ring as his work was done. He got the victory and left a little something extra for Edge.
MS: The medics coming to the ring now to examine Edge. There's no telling what kind of damage was done to Edge!
Camera cutsto the GWA interview area where "Mean Gene" Okerlund is standing by.
MG: I'm here tonight and about to be joined by the Hart Foundation 2.0's DH Smith, Tyson Kidd and Natalya Niedhart. Tonight, DH and Tyson are slated for in ring competition, but who are you against?
NN: Gene, in honestly doesn't matter. Two weeks ago, we were taken out of the Tag Team Title Tournament by Lance Storm, however, he is giving us an opportunity tonight to prove that the experience was something for us to grow from. Gene, our bloodline alone speaks volumes, and over time, we're only going to keep getting better.
MG: Can we at least get a clue as to whom they'll be facing?
NN: Of course you can. Just not from us.
The Hart Foundation 2.0 walk out of the scene as the camera returns to the ring.
LG: The following match up is the finals of the GWA World Tag Team Title Tournament and is scheduled for a........
MS: Why did she stop?
"Well I'm a black rainbow and I'm an ape of God..."
LG: And is an elimination match! Introducing team #1, at a combined weight of 402lbs, representing xXx, the Warrior Low Ki and the Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels!
Daniels and Low Ki pose at the top of the ramp, the white attire being replaced with black and gold.
LG: Team #2.....
*fizz
"Beer!"
"Money! "
LG: at a combined weight of 459lbs, the Tennesee Cowboy James Storm and Robert Roode....Beer Money Incorporated!
Storm and Roode start making their way to the ring now in dark green attire.
LG: And their opponents....
JS: There's more?!
Sharpshooter by Rascalz hits over the pa system.
LG: Being accompanied to the ring by Natalya, at a combined weight of 446lbs, the team of DH Smith and Tyson Kidd....the Hart Foundation 2.0!
JS: But they weren't even in the tournament!
Tazz: Sure they were, didn't you see the tournament brackets? They were scheduled to have a match against Beer Money and here they are having a match against Beer Money.
JS: But Beer Money is in a match against xXx for the tag team titles right now.
Tazz: Which is what this tournament is all about. I don't really see what the problem is and neither does the ref as he just called for the bell.
MS: xXx's Low Ki to start the match off against Beer Money's Robert Roode.
JS: I still don't like it. There's no reason for Kidd and Smith to be in this match.
Tazz: Wrong. There is no reason for them to not be in this match. Did any team make them submit in the tournament? No. Did any team pin them? No. Therefore, they are still in it to win it.
MS: Roode taking control now with a top wrist lock but Low Ki cart wheels out of it and lands a roundhouse onto Roode. Ki springboards off the ropes and connects with a guillitine legdrop!
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2
MS: Nope, far too early for that.
Tazz: Still, a good way to get in your opponents head and let them know you've got their number.
JS: I thought you were rooting for the Hart Foundation?
Tazz: No, I'm rooting for a great match.
MS: Roode makes the tag in to Storm. Ki cartwheels in towards Storm but Storm dodges off to the side, grabs Low Ki and Irish whips him into the corner. Storm charges the corner and connects with a clothesline. Low Ki makes his way out of the corner dazed, only to be super kicked by Storm. Storm in for the cover....
1
2
And the fall is broken up by Daniels.
JS: And Team 3D has made their way down to the ring.
Tazz: I'm sure they are just as interested as the rest of us to find out who's going to take home the tag straps.
MS: Well, if this keeps up it's going to be the team of Beer Money then as Storm sends a groggy Low Ki into the ropes....but Low Ki springboarding back with the Tidal Wave! Low Ki picks Storm up and connects with a Ki Crusher 99! The ref goes to make the count as Devon hoists Roode off the ring apron....3D! Brother Ray just caught him in a 3D off the apron.
LG: Beer Money Incorporated have been eliminated!
MS: Chris Sabin running down to ring side. You can see Chris still a little bandaged up from his attack but now fairing better than No Limit who were taken out of the tournament in their second chance by xXx.
JS: Sabin talking to 3D now, he's shaking his head, points at xXx and shakes his head. Is he saying he was attacked by xXx and not Beer Money?
Tazz: I thought it was supposed to be Haas and Benjamin that attacked them?
Daniels jumps off the apron to confront Sabin leaving Low Ki in the ring. Smith locks in a full nelson on Low Ki as Kidd connects with the Hart Attack however Smith delivers an overhead release suplex at the same point. Kidd slides out of the ring as the ref turns around.
MS: Daniels needs to get in there right now if he hopes to save this one for xXx!
JS: 2....
Tazz: 3! And to think Lance was worried that they wouldn't be ready in time!
JS: Daniels tossed Sabin head first into the barricade! And now he's exiting through the crowd with 3D in hot pursuit!
MS: You wouldn't go after the guy that cost you your spot in the history books?
Tazz: But Daniels never even touched 3D!
LG: Here's your winners AND NEW GWA World's Tag Team Champions, Tyson Kidd....DH Smith....THE HART FOUNDATION 2.0!
MS: Well, I think that just about solves that mystery. Now onto the real question: Samoa Joe....Lance Storm....who will come out on top?!
Tazz: Without a doubt, I'm pulling for my man Joe. He's got the size advantage on Lance but still has the speed to keep up with Storm.
JS: I'm kind of leaning towards Storm on this one Tazz. The veteran has been in there against men of Joe's size before and has come out on top. Let's not forget his WCW run, holding three titles at once. He was to the point where he was giving those titles away like parade candy!
MS: We're only one match away now from finding out, and that match is Lance Storm taking on Samoa Joe, and it's now!
LG: The following contest is scheduled for a one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the GWA World's Title. Introducing first....
(Song: "To my face" - Tribal Ink)
It was nothing but a fantasy (I knew it)
But I had a lot of fun before (I blew it)
Isn't that what everybody says
That you can't eat the cake if you piss on it
I put my money on a card roulette
And I kept my smile as I placed my bet
I knew what I did when I went on the ride
It's a 5-align credit on the wild side
LG: From American Samoa, he stands 6'3" and weighs in at 280lbs, he is "The Samoan Submission Machine"....SAMOA JOE!
Joe is at this point already in the ring taunting to the crowd in his two tone blue and black attire.
LG: And his opponent....
(Song: "El Phantasmo & The Chicken Run Blastorama" - White Zombie)
Yeah! I penetrate the demons
Their teardrops burn away my eyes
I love the paper-thin cry of the locust
Is there any other way to die
Storm taunts to the crowd from the ramp before making his way to the ring.
LG: From Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he stands 6'0" and weighs in at 228lbs......LANCE STORM!
MS: The time keeper calls for the bell and this one's underway. For those of you just joining us, two things: 1. Storm in the red and black in the left part of your screen and Joe's in the blue and black in the right part of your screen. 2. Why did you order a ppv and only watch the last half hour?!
Tazz: Joe's gonna do what he does best as you can see by sticking with a ground and pound submission based style. And judging by the fact he's got Storm on the mat right now in a sleeper, I'd say it's working pretty good.
JS: But Storm manages to wriggle his way out of the hold and is quick to get some distance between himself and Joe, but Joe's in hot pursuit of him. Storm into the ring, Joe goes to follow but is met with a baseball slide dropkick to the face by Storm.
MS: Storm whips Joe in the corner....or at least tries to as Joe reverses it and sends Storm into the corner instead. Joe comes charging at Storm with a forearm smash but misses as Storm gets out of the way in time. Storm charges at Joe as he turns around, sandwiching Joe between the corner and himself as Storm connects with a stinger splash!
JS: Storm's going to have to use his wealth of knowledge and speed advantage here if he wants to beat Joe who is just two powerful for Storm to take in a standard wrestling match.
MS: With Joe on the mat, Storm wearing away at the leg of Joe, repeatedly stomping on it. Smart strategy, if Joe can't catch you, he can't hurt you. Plus, it sets Joe up for the Maple Leaf later on.
Tazz: What you seem to forget though is that Joe is a real student of the game and as such, has seen the Maple Leaf before and has a counter in his arsenal for it.
MS: Joe kicking Storm away from him now allowing Joe to at least get to a knee but Storm charging back at Joe with a drop kick sending Joe crashing to the outside. Storm now the aggressor in this match as he goes after Joe on the outside. Storm picks up Joe but gets whipped into the guardrail for his troubles.
Tazz: And just like that Joe has turned the tables on Storm. He's caught up to Storm and devastating him with hay makers. Joe picking up a chair from the crowd now and sets it up before placing Storm on it.
GWA Crowd: OOOOLE, OLE, OLE OLE! OOLE, OOLE!
JS: Right they are as Joe connects his boot to Storms face but Joe had too much power on it and hooked his own leg on the guardrail. Storm falls off the chair and onto the floor but still has enough presence of mind to kick Joe's other leg so that Joe's leg connects with the still vertical chair. I just noticed this now but the ref started counting when Joe grabbed the chair. He's up to 4....no 5 now!
MS: Both men groggy but Joe the more alert of the two can at least drag himself to the ring and he's in as the ref reaches 7. Storm stirring now, realizes he's got to get in. The ref is at 9 now....
And Storm's back in!
Tazz: Joe maintaining his offense here, sends Storm into the turnbuckles. He lifts Storm onto the top turnbuckle and it looks like it's gonna be muscle buster time!
MS: But Storm still has some life left in him. Battling back now, he sends Joe back reeling. Storm to the top turnbuckle and comes flying at Joe with a Super kick!
JS: COVER HIM! COVER HIM!
Tazz: Brown noser.
JS: I...
Tazz: AND JOE GETS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE 3! ATTA BOY JOE!
MS: Smith, Niedhart and Kidd come to ringside now.
Tazz: I suppose they are just here to cheer on Lance? Awfully suspicious don't you think that the Hart Foundation 2.0 somehow debuts during the tag title match? They might have stole the tag titles, but I won't let them steal the world title.
JS: Tazz where are you going?!
MS: And there goes Tyson Kidd flying into DH Smith as Tazz launches him with a belly to belly suplex. Tazz trying to hold his own against the tag champs. The ref sees what's going on and doesn't want a repeat of the tag title match distraction sends everyone to the back.
JS: Petey Williams?!
MS: And he's got a hockey stick!
JS: Joe grabs the hockey stick out of Petey's hands and tosses it out of the ring. He clocks Williams with a forearm sending him to the floor. Joe turns around to face Storm but catches a devastating superkick to the face. Storm falls on top of Joe as the ref turns his attention back to the ring.
MS: 1!
JS: 2!
MS: 3!
JS: I hate to say it but Lance Storm has stolen this one!
LG: Here is your winner, and NEW GWA World's Champion, LANCE STORM!
MS: Lance Storm grabbing the mic from Lillian, it looks like he's not quite done for the night.
LS: I would like to thank all my fans in the crowd tonight for believing in me, without you all, this would not be possible.
The fans boo louder now and proceed to hurl things into the ring other than insults.
LS: Oh, if you guys liked the Hart Foundations tag title win and my world title win then you're going to love this one. Just because they have already proven their dominance elsewhere in their respective fields, Petey Williams is your NEW GWA TV CHAMPION and your Women's champion is NATALYA. If anyone has a problem with that, they can bring it up on the next Fight Night, right after you all get your chance to pay homage to Team Canada by joining us in a singing of the Canadian National Anthem.
MS: So two titles were stolen and two titles were outright given away?! There's going to be a lot of pissed off people in that locker room and a lot more pissed off in that crowd here tonight. For Tazz, Joey Styles and myself, good night everybody.
Joe Louis Arena
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Take it and take it and take it and take it and take it all
Take it and take it and take it until you take us all
Smash it and crash it and thrash it and trash it
You're only toys
Try it you'll like it don't hide it don't fight it, just let it out
Steal and shoot it and kill it or take another route
Take it and take it and take it
You know they're only toys
============================================================
Pyros errupt over the stage; the usual Fight Night stage has been replaced by a 40 foot tall mesh of scaffolding and wall. The camera pans around showing the raucous crowd.
Devour Devour
Suffocate your own empire
Devour Devour
It's your final hour
Camera cuts in to the GWA announce team.
MS: Hello and welcome to GWA's first ever ppv, Seek and Destroy. I'm your host, "The Extreme Educator" Matt Striker; joined as always by my broadcasting colleagues Joey Styles and "The Human Suplex Machine" Tazz!
JS: And look at the matches we have scheduled for you tonight: The finals of the GWA Tag Team Title Tournament as xXx will take on Beer Money. Also, we'll see Edge take on Vampiro, stemming from their altercation at the gauntlet match on fight night two weeks ago.
MS: As an added bonus, Lance Storm has promised that we will see the debut of the Hart Foundation 2.0 in action tonight. And of course...
Tazz: The Samoan Submission Machine will take on Lance Storm in his quest to be the first ever GWA World's Champion. Sorry boss, but the gold is going home with Joe.
JS: Well, as always, there's only one way to find out....fight!
LG: The following contest is scheduled for a one fall with a 20 minute time limit and is an exhibition match.
You think you know me....
LG: Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; he stands 6'4" and weighs in at 240lbs, "The Rated R Superstar".....EDGE!
Edge appears at the top of the ramp in purple and black camouflage attire.
MS: He's come prepared to do battle here tonight but at what cost is he willing to do so?
LG: And his opponent....
Undead!
Undead!
Undead!
Undead!
Undead!
LG: Accompanied to the ring by "The Sinister Minister" Father James Mitchell, and fellow Knight of the Living Dead member Raven, from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada; he stands 6'2" and weighs in at 255lbs.....VAMPIRO!
Tazz: Talk about bringing a knife to a gun fight! Vampiro coming out with a full entourage for this match.
JS: I think that really says a lot though about his mindset. He knows Edge wants to win after being taken out of the gauntlet match by Vampiro and Raven.
MS: Edge charging at Vampiro as the bell rings, catching Vampiro off guard. Edge raining down on Vampiro with fists hitting anything covered in paint at this point which in Vampiro's case is just about everything on his body. Vampiro manages to get Edge off of him and rolls to the floor to restrategize as he heads over to Raven and Mitchell. Edge sees the three of them outside the ring now.......SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE BY EDGE!!
JS: My God! What a move by Edge!
MS: Edge tossing Vampiro back into the ring, stomping on the ribcage area of Vampiro while he's still down. This is a side of Edge we haven't really gotten the chance to see yet here in GWA.
Tazz: Lovin' the strategy by Edge thus far though. He's staying on the offense and not giving Vampiro any time to react here.
MS: James Mitchell gets up on the apron as Vampiro rolls out of the ring. Edge in hot pursuit of Vampiro as Vampiro tries to escape Edge by going around the ring.
JS: AHH!
MS: I think Edge just lost an eye from that as Raven drop toe hold'd Edge into the steel steps!
Tazz: Serves him right for trying to attack Raven who was merely watching outside the ring.
MS: Mitchell jumps down off the apron, the ref turns around as Vampiro tosses Edge back into the ring. The complexion of this match has completely changed after that move. Vampiro going for the pin on Edge now.
1
2
KICK OUT!
MS: The Rated R Superstar letting Vampiro know that he's still got some fight left in the tank. Vampiro picks Edge up now and connects with the Nail in the coffin. This one's got to be academic.
1
2
3!
LG: Here's your winner, VAMPIRO!
JS: Okay, you've won the match there's no need for that!
MS: Vampiro mercilesly pounding away at Edge's face, focusing on the orbital area of Edge. The blood is flowing now and I'm hoping that it's from the area around the eye rather than the eye itself!
JS: IT'S CHRISTIAN! Christian storming to the ring to try and save Edge! Vampiro exits the ring as Christian enters.
Tazz: Vampiro had no reason to remain in the ring as his work was done. He got the victory and left a little something extra for Edge.
MS: The medics coming to the ring now to examine Edge. There's no telling what kind of damage was done to Edge!
Camera cutsto the GWA interview area where "Mean Gene" Okerlund is standing by.
MG: I'm here tonight and about to be joined by the Hart Foundation 2.0's DH Smith, Tyson Kidd and Natalya Niedhart. Tonight, DH and Tyson are slated for in ring competition, but who are you against?
NN: Gene, in honestly doesn't matter. Two weeks ago, we were taken out of the Tag Team Title Tournament by Lance Storm, however, he is giving us an opportunity tonight to prove that the experience was something for us to grow from. Gene, our bloodline alone speaks volumes, and over time, we're only going to keep getting better.
MG: Can we at least get a clue as to whom they'll be facing?
NN: Of course you can. Just not from us.
The Hart Foundation 2.0 walk out of the scene as the camera returns to the ring.
LG: The following match up is the finals of the GWA World Tag Team Title Tournament and is scheduled for a........
MS: Why did she stop?
"Well I'm a black rainbow and I'm an ape of God..."
LG: And is an elimination match! Introducing team #1, at a combined weight of 402lbs, representing xXx, the Warrior Low Ki and the Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels!
Daniels and Low Ki pose at the top of the ramp, the white attire being replaced with black and gold.
LG: Team #2.....
*fizz
"Beer!"
"Money! "
LG: at a combined weight of 459lbs, the Tennesee Cowboy James Storm and Robert Roode....Beer Money Incorporated!
Storm and Roode start making their way to the ring now in dark green attire.
LG: And their opponents....
JS: There's more?!
Sharpshooter by Rascalz hits over the pa system.
LG: Being accompanied to the ring by Natalya, at a combined weight of 446lbs, the team of DH Smith and Tyson Kidd....the Hart Foundation 2.0!
JS: But they weren't even in the tournament!
Tazz: Sure they were, didn't you see the tournament brackets? They were scheduled to have a match against Beer Money and here they are having a match against Beer Money.
JS: But Beer Money is in a match against xXx for the tag team titles right now.
Tazz: Which is what this tournament is all about. I don't really see what the problem is and neither does the ref as he just called for the bell.
MS: xXx's Low Ki to start the match off against Beer Money's Robert Roode.
JS: I still don't like it. There's no reason for Kidd and Smith to be in this match.
Tazz: Wrong. There is no reason for them to not be in this match. Did any team make them submit in the tournament? No. Did any team pin them? No. Therefore, they are still in it to win it.
MS: Roode taking control now with a top wrist lock but Low Ki cart wheels out of it and lands a roundhouse onto Roode. Ki springboards off the ropes and connects with a guillitine legdrop!
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2
MS: Nope, far too early for that.
Tazz: Still, a good way to get in your opponents head and let them know you've got their number.
JS: I thought you were rooting for the Hart Foundation?
Tazz: No, I'm rooting for a great match.
MS: Roode makes the tag in to Storm. Ki cartwheels in towards Storm but Storm dodges off to the side, grabs Low Ki and Irish whips him into the corner. Storm charges the corner and connects with a clothesline. Low Ki makes his way out of the corner dazed, only to be super kicked by Storm. Storm in for the cover....
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2
And the fall is broken up by Daniels.
JS: And Team 3D has made their way down to the ring.
Tazz: I'm sure they are just as interested as the rest of us to find out who's going to take home the tag straps.
MS: Well, if this keeps up it's going to be the team of Beer Money then as Storm sends a groggy Low Ki into the ropes....but Low Ki springboarding back with the Tidal Wave! Low Ki picks Storm up and connects with a Ki Crusher 99! The ref goes to make the count as Devon hoists Roode off the ring apron....3D! Brother Ray just caught him in a 3D off the apron.
LG: Beer Money Incorporated have been eliminated!
MS: Chris Sabin running down to ring side. You can see Chris still a little bandaged up from his attack but now fairing better than No Limit who were taken out of the tournament in their second chance by xXx.
JS: Sabin talking to 3D now, he's shaking his head, points at xXx and shakes his head. Is he saying he was attacked by xXx and not Beer Money?
Tazz: I thought it was supposed to be Haas and Benjamin that attacked them?
Daniels jumps off the apron to confront Sabin leaving Low Ki in the ring. Smith locks in a full nelson on Low Ki as Kidd connects with the Hart Attack however Smith delivers an overhead release suplex at the same point. Kidd slides out of the ring as the ref turns around.
MS: Daniels needs to get in there right now if he hopes to save this one for xXx!
JS: 2....
Tazz: 3! And to think Lance was worried that they wouldn't be ready in time!
JS: Daniels tossed Sabin head first into the barricade! And now he's exiting through the crowd with 3D in hot pursuit!
MS: You wouldn't go after the guy that cost you your spot in the history books?
Tazz: But Daniels never even touched 3D!
LG: Here's your winners AND NEW GWA World's Tag Team Champions, Tyson Kidd....DH Smith....THE HART FOUNDATION 2.0!
MS: Well, I think that just about solves that mystery. Now onto the real question: Samoa Joe....Lance Storm....who will come out on top?!
Tazz: Without a doubt, I'm pulling for my man Joe. He's got the size advantage on Lance but still has the speed to keep up with Storm.
JS: I'm kind of leaning towards Storm on this one Tazz. The veteran has been in there against men of Joe's size before and has come out on top. Let's not forget his WCW run, holding three titles at once. He was to the point where he was giving those titles away like parade candy!
MS: We're only one match away now from finding out, and that match is Lance Storm taking on Samoa Joe, and it's now!
LG: The following contest is scheduled for a one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the GWA World's Title. Introducing first....
(Song: "To my face" - Tribal Ink)
It was nothing but a fantasy (I knew it)
But I had a lot of fun before (I blew it)
Isn't that what everybody says
That you can't eat the cake if you piss on it
I put my money on a card roulette
And I kept my smile as I placed my bet
I knew what I did when I went on the ride
It's a 5-align credit on the wild side
LG: From American Samoa, he stands 6'3" and weighs in at 280lbs, he is "The Samoan Submission Machine"....SAMOA JOE!
Joe is at this point already in the ring taunting to the crowd in his two tone blue and black attire.
LG: And his opponent....
(Song: "El Phantasmo & The Chicken Run Blastorama" - White Zombie)
Yeah! I penetrate the demons
Their teardrops burn away my eyes
I love the paper-thin cry of the locust
Is there any other way to die
Storm taunts to the crowd from the ramp before making his way to the ring.
LG: From Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he stands 6'0" and weighs in at 228lbs......LANCE STORM!
MS: The time keeper calls for the bell and this one's underway. For those of you just joining us, two things: 1. Storm in the red and black in the left part of your screen and Joe's in the blue and black in the right part of your screen. 2. Why did you order a ppv and only watch the last half hour?!
Tazz: Joe's gonna do what he does best as you can see by sticking with a ground and pound submission based style. And judging by the fact he's got Storm on the mat right now in a sleeper, I'd say it's working pretty good.
JS: But Storm manages to wriggle his way out of the hold and is quick to get some distance between himself and Joe, but Joe's in hot pursuit of him. Storm into the ring, Joe goes to follow but is met with a baseball slide dropkick to the face by Storm.
MS: Storm whips Joe in the corner....or at least tries to as Joe reverses it and sends Storm into the corner instead. Joe comes charging at Storm with a forearm smash but misses as Storm gets out of the way in time. Storm charges at Joe as he turns around, sandwiching Joe between the corner and himself as Storm connects with a stinger splash!
JS: Storm's going to have to use his wealth of knowledge and speed advantage here if he wants to beat Joe who is just two powerful for Storm to take in a standard wrestling match.
MS: With Joe on the mat, Storm wearing away at the leg of Joe, repeatedly stomping on it. Smart strategy, if Joe can't catch you, he can't hurt you. Plus, it sets Joe up for the Maple Leaf later on.
Tazz: What you seem to forget though is that Joe is a real student of the game and as such, has seen the Maple Leaf before and has a counter in his arsenal for it.
MS: Joe kicking Storm away from him now allowing Joe to at least get to a knee but Storm charging back at Joe with a drop kick sending Joe crashing to the outside. Storm now the aggressor in this match as he goes after Joe on the outside. Storm picks up Joe but gets whipped into the guardrail for his troubles.
Tazz: And just like that Joe has turned the tables on Storm. He's caught up to Storm and devastating him with hay makers. Joe picking up a chair from the crowd now and sets it up before placing Storm on it.
GWA Crowd: OOOOLE, OLE, OLE OLE! OOLE, OOLE!
JS: Right they are as Joe connects his boot to Storms face but Joe had too much power on it and hooked his own leg on the guardrail. Storm falls off the chair and onto the floor but still has enough presence of mind to kick Joe's other leg so that Joe's leg connects with the still vertical chair. I just noticed this now but the ref started counting when Joe grabbed the chair. He's up to 4....no 5 now!
MS: Both men groggy but Joe the more alert of the two can at least drag himself to the ring and he's in as the ref reaches 7. Storm stirring now, realizes he's got to get in. The ref is at 9 now....
And Storm's back in!
Tazz: Joe maintaining his offense here, sends Storm into the turnbuckles. He lifts Storm onto the top turnbuckle and it looks like it's gonna be muscle buster time!
MS: But Storm still has some life left in him. Battling back now, he sends Joe back reeling. Storm to the top turnbuckle and comes flying at Joe with a Super kick!
JS: COVER HIM! COVER HIM!
Tazz: Brown noser.
JS: I...
Tazz: AND JOE GETS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE 3! ATTA BOY JOE!
MS: Smith, Niedhart and Kidd come to ringside now.
Tazz: I suppose they are just here to cheer on Lance? Awfully suspicious don't you think that the Hart Foundation 2.0 somehow debuts during the tag title match? They might have stole the tag titles, but I won't let them steal the world title.
JS: Tazz where are you going?!
MS: And there goes Tyson Kidd flying into DH Smith as Tazz launches him with a belly to belly suplex. Tazz trying to hold his own against the tag champs. The ref sees what's going on and doesn't want a repeat of the tag title match distraction sends everyone to the back.
JS: Petey Williams?!
MS: And he's got a hockey stick!
JS: Joe grabs the hockey stick out of Petey's hands and tosses it out of the ring. He clocks Williams with a forearm sending him to the floor. Joe turns around to face Storm but catches a devastating superkick to the face. Storm falls on top of Joe as the ref turns his attention back to the ring.
MS: 1!
JS: 2!
MS: 3!
JS: I hate to say it but Lance Storm has stolen this one!
LG: Here is your winner, and NEW GWA World's Champion, LANCE STORM!
MS: Lance Storm grabbing the mic from Lillian, it looks like he's not quite done for the night.
LS: I would like to thank all my fans in the crowd tonight for believing in me, without you all, this would not be possible.
The fans boo louder now and proceed to hurl things into the ring other than insults.
LS: Oh, if you guys liked the Hart Foundations tag title win and my world title win then you're going to love this one. Just because they have already proven their dominance elsewhere in their respective fields, Petey Williams is your NEW GWA TV CHAMPION and your Women's champion is NATALYA. If anyone has a problem with that, they can bring it up on the next Fight Night, right after you all get your chance to pay homage to Team Canada by joining us in a singing of the Canadian National Anthem.
MS: So two titles were stolen and two titles were outright given away?! There's going to be a lot of pissed off people in that locker room and a lot more pissed off in that crowd here tonight. For Tazz, Joey Styles and myself, good night everybody.
