Post by rjsbx1 on Jun 29, 2009 20:17:20 GMT -5
UWA opens up to a plentiful amount of pyro as graphics of show of 3 high quality matches tonight such as: Mr. Perfect vs. Eddie Guerrero; John Morrison & John Cena vs. Zach Ryder and Val Venis in a mixed up mash up match.
Backstage: Bobby Heenan + John Morrison
Morrison: I don’t understand this Heenan, what the hell is this Mix-Up Mash Up match! Why am I teaming with John Cena I’ve enough of?
Heenan: Cute joke, anyway it’s something I think the Fans will like, Mr. Monday Night Delight! I suggest you and Cena get on the same page…immediately.
(Morrison storms out of Heenan’s office in a huff, while a UWA president Jack Tunney comes in.)
Heenan: What do I owe your presence Tunney.
Tunney: Well Bobby that little thing I told you next week over the phone, well I want you to publicly announce it at the end of the show.
Heenan: (muttering) ..with pleasure.
A pre-taped backstage segment is shown of Reid Flair challenging Chris Benoit to a match to “cement his legacy in his third week in the company”.
Suprisingly, now elabortate entrance or hand written ring intro for Flair, he’s all business tonight.
Match 1: Chris Benoit vs. Reid Flair
The two started off with a feeling out process. Then, after a lengthy lock-up to jockey for position, Benoit and Flair settled into some back and forth wrist and hammer locks. This continued for the first few minutes, as it seemed they were gearing up for a battle of technical wits. Benoit ended up on the outside after snapping Flair’s neck over the top rope to gain first strike points. While on the outside, Benoit spotted Perfect standing there with his manager Grisham smirking, and given that the last two match finishes have involved the Radicalz, Benoit is eager to prove he doesn’t need any help. Benoit suplexs young Flair and goes out to where Perfect is and falls down! The ref proceeded to turn around and see Benoit on the ground with Perfect standing nearby, and decided to toss Perfect from the ringside area as Benoit waves goodbye to Perfect and Grisham.
Benoit and Flair are still going back and forth trading chops…and it continued for a few more minutes. Benoit eventually tried for the Crossface, but Flair countered into a rear chinlock. The Crippler escaped, though, and unleashed a few really load knife-Ryder chops. Flair finally gained some semblance of control when he tripped Benoit and sent him shoulder-first into the steel post. Reid then locked in a side headlock, but then Irish whipped him for a shoulder tackle. He tried to follow with a clothesline, but ended up nearly locked into the Crossface on consecutive occasions. Flair escaped, though, and headed outside the ring. Benoit brought him back to the apron and suplexed him into the ring. After another armbar, Benoit sat Flair the top turnbuckle and proceeded to chop the living hell out of him. He then went up for superplex, but Flair blocked it. The Crippler stayed on the offensive, though, and hit him with multiple headbutts that actually sent Randy off the top and crashing to the floor below. Reid comes back in and meets a hard dropkick to the face
Benoit was attempting to lock in the Sharpshooter, but was having some serious trouble. Reid finally battled out and hit two standing knee drops followed by a flying knee drop. The Crippler tried battling right back, but Flair gave him a quick barrage of right hands before settling into a sleeper hold. Benoit escaped the hold, but was soon after planted with a standing dropkick. Flair then settled into the rear chinlock again. Benoit then made a comeback, which was capped off by a Perfect Plex for a near fall. He then gave Flair several chops and went for the Sharpshooter again. This time, he was successful. Reid writhed in pain in the center of the ring, but eventually inched his way over to the ropes. The Crippler didn’t let up, hitting three consecutive German suplexes. He then went up for the Diving Headbutt, but missed on the attempt when Flair moved out of the way. Flair then threw Benoit into the turnbuckle but Benoit collides into Flair who also knocks out referee Brian Hebner. Flair then hit a backbreaker and poised himself for an tornado DDT attempt. However, just as he was about to strike Malenko came down and tried to interfere. Malenko made it as far as the apron before Flair punched him off. Flair finally got his tornado DDT attempt, but Benoit armdragged him from the turnbuckle and saw it countered into the Crossface!
As Flair looked as if he might tap, Perfect came back down to the ring and tried to interfere. He was as successful as Malenko was, as Benoit released the submission hold and whacked the Number 1 contender. When Benoit turned around, though, he was met with a impaler DDT …but Benoit countered into the Crossface again! Reid tried to escape, but tapped out! Unfortunately, the ref was still out of commission, forcing Benoit to release the hold and try to revive the official. Perfect stalked Benoit planning to Perfect Plex him, but Perry Saturn comes from under the ring looking to Perfect with Benoit’s title but Perfect ducks and Benoit gets clocked with the title accidently as Perfect and Saturn brawl outside the ring. Hebner is revived and sees Flair’s arm draped on Benoit 1..2..3! Reid Flair is now 3-0 in UWA with a big non-title victory over the champion. Perfect walks back with Flair smiling his head off and Flair is celebrating like there is no tommorow.
The Cutting Highlight Reel for the Peeps:
Only Chris Jericho is out for this segment.
Jericho: As Captain of the Cool Canadians, I requested that Edge stay at home and take the night off. Last week, a curve ball was given to us, Haruski is joining DX for one night only! (Crowd cheers). Much to the delight of these grubby, transitioning bastard-breeding losers, it’ll be Triple H, the man who exemplifies the motto “Behind every bitchy man, is a rich billion dollar princess!”. Next, Shawn Michaels, the very bane of my existence, the man who spat in the face of Canadian] wrestlers everywhere, in the name of the Hart family, I will kick your as this Sunday! Now Haruski, this Kane rip-off pretending to be some monster heel, yeah I’m so afraid of a man who’s last name is Jindrak…and was a Natrual Born Thillers…(fans boo). Did I let the cat out of the bag, and mention who Haruski is?! Did I break kayfabe huh? I DON’T CARE! This is the new Chris Jericho, Version 2009! I honestly don’t care about you idiots, I don’t care about anyone else in the back, I care about myself! What can Barrack Obama do for Chris Jericho! What can UWA management do for Chris Jericho! More importantly what will Chris Jericho do for Chris Jericho! After I pin Triple H at Retaliation in the Captain Fall Match, then it’s career climax for Chris Jericho, and UWA will never eeeeeeever be the same again!
Jericho drops the mic and poses and the fans boo him mercilessly.
Interview: Todd Pettegill + Reid Flair
Todd: Reid Flair, what an impressive victory over the UWA Champion-
Flair: Shh! Todd let it all soak in, how good I am! How great I am! How legendary I will become! (chuckles) Reid Flair is greatness!
Match 2: Brock Lesnar w/Red Berry vs. Bobby Lashley
Lashley stared down Lesnar before they locked up. Lesnar hit a thumb to the eye and sent Lashley head first to the corner. Lashley came back with right hands and kicks on Lesnar in the corner. Lashley hit some shoulders to the mid section and then sent him to the corner and charged in but Brock got his boot up. Brock sent Lashley down but Lashley came back and knocked Lesnar down with a shoulder block. Lashley hit some knees to the mid section as Berry watched on at ringside. Lashley hit a back body drop on Lesnar and then an elbow drop. Lashley hits his up and under back drop and then Brock bailed to the outside. Lashley went after Lesnar but he put Berry in front of him and raked his eyes. Lashley blocked Lesnar trying to send him into the ring steps, and sent Lesnar into the steps himself. Berry nailed Lashley in the back with his cane to no effect. Lashley hit a belly to belly on the outside and then sent Lesnar back inside for two. Lashley went for a suplex and had trouble getting him over but did so with raw power. Lesnar came back sending Lashley through the ropes to the outside.
Lashley got on the apron but Lesnar hit a boot sending him to the floor. Lesnar slammed Lashley face first into the ring steps as the crowd chanted “Stone Cold!” Lesnar sent Lashley into the ring steps again and then got back into the ring to break the count. Lesnar sent Lashley back inside, and then hit an elbow drop off the top rope for two. Lesnar clubbed at the back of Lashley and then kicked away at him in the corner. Lesnar nailed a military press slam. The fans chanted “Let’s go Lashley!” as Lesnar went to work with a series of elbow drops and then covered for two. Lashley came back with a right hand, and they traded shots but then Lesnar locked in a sleeper hold. Lashley backed LESNAR into the corner but Lesnar kept a hold of the sleeper. Lashley faded and dropped down to the canvas and then rolled into a cover for two. Lesnar kicked Lashley in the head and is in full control here. Lesnar taunted the crowd to loud boos by doing Austin’s middle finger salute. Lesnat hit’s a belly to belly suplex and stalks Lashley for the F-5. Lashley tried to wiggle out of it but gets planted with it regardless for the 3 count.
After, Lesnar grabs Lashley and does his version of a Stunner and nails Lashley with it and mocks Stone Cold as fans boo to no avail.
Backstage: Eddie Guerrero is shown laid out bleeding with a steel pipe near his head as EMT attend to him.
Match 3: Mix-Up/Mash-Up Match: John Cena & John Morrison vs. Zach Ryder & Val Venis w/ CM Punk
Cena and Morrison glare at eachother as Morrison opts to start, and the other end Venis wants to go first but Ryder blind tags him already and gives him a cocky smile telling him to get back to the corner. Morrison and Ryder started it off. The crowd chanted for Cena and Venis. Morrison locked in a headlock and switched to a hammerlock. Ryder elbowed his way out, as the crowd chanted for Venis. Morrison scored with a knife chop, blocked a leapfrog attempt, and scored another knife edge chop. Morrison applied an arm lock, but Ryder bodyslammed him and slapped Venis which constituted as a tag. Venis went for a jumping knee drop, but Morrison moved and tagged Cena. Cena scored a lot of quick offense, including a Fisherman’s suplex for a near fall. Venis came back and blasted Cena in the back of the head with a dropkick. Ryder got the tag and continued to build momentum for the two competitors of the U.S. Title Match. The crowd chanted for Cena as Ryder had a sleeper hold on Cena. When Cena powered out of it Venis gave Cena a cheap shot. Ryder kicked Cena in the gut and said, “I am the man!” (Venis rolled his eyes at this). Venis tagged in and scored with a European uppercut and a barrage of hard right hands. The crowd again chanted for Cena. Venis and Cena traded blows in the middle of the ring, but Venis got the better end of the stick. Ryder tagged back in and continued the assault. The crowd again chanted for Cena. Venis tagged back in and missed a splash in the corner. Cena scored with a running one-handed facebuster and inched toward his corner. Morrison got the tag and dominated Venis with several aerial assualts. He went to the top rope for a superstar press and drilled it. He gave Ryder an inverted atomic drop when he tried to interfere. Cena grabbed Ryder and threw him over the top rope. Morrison went for a spinning wheel kick on Venis, but Val ducked and nearly hit Cena. Cena caught Morrison’s foot and stared him down and were about to come to blows and Venis pushed Cena into Morrison and tagged Ryder.
Morrison and Ryder are duking it out. Ryder took control and placed Morrison in a surfboard stretch. Morrison battled out of the hold and back to his feet, but Ryder dropped him with a inverted impaler. Venis tagged in and stomped away at Morrison. He scored with a jumping knee drop to the spine and locked on a choke hold. Morrison eventually got back to his feet and escaped the hold, but Venis scored with his signature spin-out powerbomb for a near fall. Ryder tagged back in and locked on a sleeper hold. Morrison battled back again and back suplexed Ryder onto (crotching him on) the top rope. Morrison inched toward his corner. Ryder did the same. Venis got the tag, but so did Cena. The champ cleaned house with a diving shoulder tackle and Prototype spinning back drop on Venis.
He connected with the Five Knuckle Shuffle and went for the FU, but Ryder grabbed Venis and prevented the finisher. Ryder then shoved Cena into Choida and when he fell and all hell broke loose. Morrison ended up on the outside with Venis, leaving Ryder alone with Cena to attempt the Ryder From Hell. However, Cena hoisted him for the FU in counter. Morrison came back in the ring and blasted Ryder with Venis’ U.S. title! Cena is angry at Morrison and the two are arguing. Venis comes back into the ring and pushes Morrison into Cena. Cena gets pissed and F-U’s Morrison and leaves the ring. Choida awakens and Venis hits the Money Shot and goes to cover until Ryder grabs Venis and throws him off of Morrison and gets the victory!
After, Venis has a confused look on his face, Ryder then taunts Venis until CM Punk comes from behind and ambushes Venis. Ryder and Punk lay the boots to Venis, but Venis pushes them both off. Venis hits a hard spine buster on Punk. Ryder then scurries out of the ring, and Venis hits the Money Shot on Punk.
Backstage: Perry Saturn is found with a baseball cracked over his back and he is also incapacitated. Not too far, Malenko is found with tied up and as EMT’s are all over the scene.
Match 4: Mr. Perfect vs. Eddie Guerrero
Mr. Perfect w/Todd Grisham comes out for his “match” with Guerrero, GM Bobby Heenan is on the titantron screen.
Heenan: Curt, we go back many years, but I never knew you would have a vicious mean streak like this.
Perfect: What the hell are you talking about you cooky old man? I was with Todd Grisham watching highlight tapes!
Heenan: Then why is Eddie Guerrero, Dean Malenko and Perry Saturn all taking trips to the local hospital?
Perfect: I honestly don’t know! I may hate them but I didn’t att-
Chris Benoit comes from under the ring apron and gives Perfect 10 consecutive German Suplexes! Grisham tries to attack Benoit but ends up getting a belly to belly suplex and locks him in the cross face! Perfect grabs a chairs smashes it to the skull of Benoit! Perfect is setting up for the Perfect Plex but a 3 masked men comed rom the crowd and ambush Perfect. They all take of their masks and it’s the Radicalz with no scars on them! Saturn grabs Perfect and gives him the Moss–Covered Three–Handled Family Credenza, Guerrero goes on the top and nails the Frog Splash. Malenko then gives Grisham the Cloverleaf as Grisham is writhing in pain! Benoit gets up and grabs a microphone and is pissed!
Benoit: (angirly) You guys! You guys are…(Benoit then starts smiling)..my ..best..friends!
All 4 of them start hugging!
Benoit: You see, we all fooled you morons! There were no “attacks”, you see, with Eddie, he cut him self just a bit and smeared it on his face..and then bam, place the steel pipe as he plays unconscious. Next, we get to Saturn, the ol’ broken bat trick! And then Malenko being tied up how genius! You see, I was in on all of this many, many, many weeks ago! It just came to fruition! Soon the Radicalz will be the most destructive force in the UWA!
Fans boo loudly as the Radicalz retreat to the back as they all smile!
UWA runs down the card for Retaliation:
UWA Championship Match
Chris Benoit w/Radicalz (c) vs. Mr. Perfect w/Todd Grisham
Captain Fall 6-Man Tag Match
DX (Captain Triple H & Shawn Michaels & Haruski ) vs. Cool Canadians (Captain Chris Jericho & Edge & Christian Cage)
Street Fight
John Morrison vs. John Cena
"Legend vs. Next Big Thing"
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs. "Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar
UWA United States Championship
Val Venis (c) vs. Zack Ryder w/ CM Punk
UWA Tag Team Championship
The Youngbloods (Kenny Doane & Orlando Jordan) (c) vs. Brothers of Destruction (Kane and Undertaker)
Reid Flair Open Challenge-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
GM Bobby Heenan comes out and has a microphone
Heenan: Ladies and gentleman, by the request on my boss UWA president Jack Tunney, he would like to inform you that at the next PPV after Retaliation…the next PPV being Total Control, there will be a 10 Man Barbwire Man Hell in the Cell Match for the UWA Championship. In light of this announcement, the winner of Cena/Morrison; The winning team of Cool Canadians/DX & Haruski; Venis/Ryder and Austin/Lesnar matches will advance into the Cell tournament. Along with Perfect and Benoit!
Jack Tunney comes out and has a microphone as well.
Tunney: Heenan you have also forgot my other announcement that…on the UWA Offical Thread, we want to hear the fan suggestions for the special guest referee for the Hell in the Cell Match! It can be any personnel from anywhere! You decide! Hey, and Bobby…cherish your job while you can, they might be some interview for a soon to be vacant GM position in UWA! Goodnight folks!
Heenan has a concerned look on his face as fans chant “Na Na Na, Hey Hey” at Heenan! As UWA fades to black.
Backstage: Bobby Heenan + John Morrison
Morrison: I don’t understand this Heenan, what the hell is this Mix-Up Mash Up match! Why am I teaming with John Cena I’ve enough of?
Heenan: Cute joke, anyway it’s something I think the Fans will like, Mr. Monday Night Delight! I suggest you and Cena get on the same page…immediately.
(Morrison storms out of Heenan’s office in a huff, while a UWA president Jack Tunney comes in.)
Heenan: What do I owe your presence Tunney.
Tunney: Well Bobby that little thing I told you next week over the phone, well I want you to publicly announce it at the end of the show.
Heenan: (muttering) ..with pleasure.
A pre-taped backstage segment is shown of Reid Flair challenging Chris Benoit to a match to “cement his legacy in his third week in the company”.
Suprisingly, now elabortate entrance or hand written ring intro for Flair, he’s all business tonight.
Match 1: Chris Benoit vs. Reid Flair
The two started off with a feeling out process. Then, after a lengthy lock-up to jockey for position, Benoit and Flair settled into some back and forth wrist and hammer locks. This continued for the first few minutes, as it seemed they were gearing up for a battle of technical wits. Benoit ended up on the outside after snapping Flair’s neck over the top rope to gain first strike points. While on the outside, Benoit spotted Perfect standing there with his manager Grisham smirking, and given that the last two match finishes have involved the Radicalz, Benoit is eager to prove he doesn’t need any help. Benoit suplexs young Flair and goes out to where Perfect is and falls down! The ref proceeded to turn around and see Benoit on the ground with Perfect standing nearby, and decided to toss Perfect from the ringside area as Benoit waves goodbye to Perfect and Grisham.
Benoit and Flair are still going back and forth trading chops…and it continued for a few more minutes. Benoit eventually tried for the Crossface, but Flair countered into a rear chinlock. The Crippler escaped, though, and unleashed a few really load knife-Ryder chops. Flair finally gained some semblance of control when he tripped Benoit and sent him shoulder-first into the steel post. Reid then locked in a side headlock, but then Irish whipped him for a shoulder tackle. He tried to follow with a clothesline, but ended up nearly locked into the Crossface on consecutive occasions. Flair escaped, though, and headed outside the ring. Benoit brought him back to the apron and suplexed him into the ring. After another armbar, Benoit sat Flair the top turnbuckle and proceeded to chop the living hell out of him. He then went up for superplex, but Flair blocked it. The Crippler stayed on the offensive, though, and hit him with multiple headbutts that actually sent Randy off the top and crashing to the floor below. Reid comes back in and meets a hard dropkick to the face
Benoit was attempting to lock in the Sharpshooter, but was having some serious trouble. Reid finally battled out and hit two standing knee drops followed by a flying knee drop. The Crippler tried battling right back, but Flair gave him a quick barrage of right hands before settling into a sleeper hold. Benoit escaped the hold, but was soon after planted with a standing dropkick. Flair then settled into the rear chinlock again. Benoit then made a comeback, which was capped off by a Perfect Plex for a near fall. He then gave Flair several chops and went for the Sharpshooter again. This time, he was successful. Reid writhed in pain in the center of the ring, but eventually inched his way over to the ropes. The Crippler didn’t let up, hitting three consecutive German suplexes. He then went up for the Diving Headbutt, but missed on the attempt when Flair moved out of the way. Flair then threw Benoit into the turnbuckle but Benoit collides into Flair who also knocks out referee Brian Hebner. Flair then hit a backbreaker and poised himself for an tornado DDT attempt. However, just as he was about to strike Malenko came down and tried to interfere. Malenko made it as far as the apron before Flair punched him off. Flair finally got his tornado DDT attempt, but Benoit armdragged him from the turnbuckle and saw it countered into the Crossface!
As Flair looked as if he might tap, Perfect came back down to the ring and tried to interfere. He was as successful as Malenko was, as Benoit released the submission hold and whacked the Number 1 contender. When Benoit turned around, though, he was met with a impaler DDT …but Benoit countered into the Crossface again! Reid tried to escape, but tapped out! Unfortunately, the ref was still out of commission, forcing Benoit to release the hold and try to revive the official. Perfect stalked Benoit planning to Perfect Plex him, but Perry Saturn comes from under the ring looking to Perfect with Benoit’s title but Perfect ducks and Benoit gets clocked with the title accidently as Perfect and Saturn brawl outside the ring. Hebner is revived and sees Flair’s arm draped on Benoit 1..2..3! Reid Flair is now 3-0 in UWA with a big non-title victory over the champion. Perfect walks back with Flair smiling his head off and Flair is celebrating like there is no tommorow.
The Cutting Highlight Reel for the Peeps:
Only Chris Jericho is out for this segment.
Jericho: As Captain of the Cool Canadians, I requested that Edge stay at home and take the night off. Last week, a curve ball was given to us, Haruski is joining DX for one night only! (Crowd cheers). Much to the delight of these grubby, transitioning bastard-breeding losers, it’ll be Triple H, the man who exemplifies the motto “Behind every bitchy man, is a rich billion dollar princess!”. Next, Shawn Michaels, the very bane of my existence, the man who spat in the face of Canadian] wrestlers everywhere, in the name of the Hart family, I will kick your as this Sunday! Now Haruski, this Kane rip-off pretending to be some monster heel, yeah I’m so afraid of a man who’s last name is Jindrak…and was a Natrual Born Thillers…(fans boo). Did I let the cat out of the bag, and mention who Haruski is?! Did I break kayfabe huh? I DON’T CARE! This is the new Chris Jericho, Version 2009! I honestly don’t care about you idiots, I don’t care about anyone else in the back, I care about myself! What can Barrack Obama do for Chris Jericho! What can UWA management do for Chris Jericho! More importantly what will Chris Jericho do for Chris Jericho! After I pin Triple H at Retaliation in the Captain Fall Match, then it’s career climax for Chris Jericho, and UWA will never eeeeeeever be the same again!
Jericho drops the mic and poses and the fans boo him mercilessly.
Interview: Todd Pettegill + Reid Flair
Todd: Reid Flair, what an impressive victory over the UWA Champion-
Flair: Shh! Todd let it all soak in, how good I am! How great I am! How legendary I will become! (chuckles) Reid Flair is greatness!
Match 2: Brock Lesnar w/Red Berry vs. Bobby Lashley
Lashley stared down Lesnar before they locked up. Lesnar hit a thumb to the eye and sent Lashley head first to the corner. Lashley came back with right hands and kicks on Lesnar in the corner. Lashley hit some shoulders to the mid section and then sent him to the corner and charged in but Brock got his boot up. Brock sent Lashley down but Lashley came back and knocked Lesnar down with a shoulder block. Lashley hit some knees to the mid section as Berry watched on at ringside. Lashley hit a back body drop on Lesnar and then an elbow drop. Lashley hits his up and under back drop and then Brock bailed to the outside. Lashley went after Lesnar but he put Berry in front of him and raked his eyes. Lashley blocked Lesnar trying to send him into the ring steps, and sent Lesnar into the steps himself. Berry nailed Lashley in the back with his cane to no effect. Lashley hit a belly to belly on the outside and then sent Lesnar back inside for two. Lashley went for a suplex and had trouble getting him over but did so with raw power. Lesnar came back sending Lashley through the ropes to the outside.
Lashley got on the apron but Lesnar hit a boot sending him to the floor. Lesnar slammed Lashley face first into the ring steps as the crowd chanted “Stone Cold!” Lesnar sent Lashley into the ring steps again and then got back into the ring to break the count. Lesnar sent Lashley back inside, and then hit an elbow drop off the top rope for two. Lesnar clubbed at the back of Lashley and then kicked away at him in the corner. Lesnar nailed a military press slam. The fans chanted “Let’s go Lashley!” as Lesnar went to work with a series of elbow drops and then covered for two. Lashley came back with a right hand, and they traded shots but then Lesnar locked in a sleeper hold. Lashley backed LESNAR into the corner but Lesnar kept a hold of the sleeper. Lashley faded and dropped down to the canvas and then rolled into a cover for two. Lesnar kicked Lashley in the head and is in full control here. Lesnar taunted the crowd to loud boos by doing Austin’s middle finger salute. Lesnat hit’s a belly to belly suplex and stalks Lashley for the F-5. Lashley tried to wiggle out of it but gets planted with it regardless for the 3 count.
After, Lesnar grabs Lashley and does his version of a Stunner and nails Lashley with it and mocks Stone Cold as fans boo to no avail.
Backstage: Eddie Guerrero is shown laid out bleeding with a steel pipe near his head as EMT attend to him.
Match 3: Mix-Up/Mash-Up Match: John Cena & John Morrison vs. Zach Ryder & Val Venis w/ CM Punk
Cena and Morrison glare at eachother as Morrison opts to start, and the other end Venis wants to go first but Ryder blind tags him already and gives him a cocky smile telling him to get back to the corner. Morrison and Ryder started it off. The crowd chanted for Cena and Venis. Morrison locked in a headlock and switched to a hammerlock. Ryder elbowed his way out, as the crowd chanted for Venis. Morrison scored with a knife chop, blocked a leapfrog attempt, and scored another knife edge chop. Morrison applied an arm lock, but Ryder bodyslammed him and slapped Venis which constituted as a tag. Venis went for a jumping knee drop, but Morrison moved and tagged Cena. Cena scored a lot of quick offense, including a Fisherman’s suplex for a near fall. Venis came back and blasted Cena in the back of the head with a dropkick. Ryder got the tag and continued to build momentum for the two competitors of the U.S. Title Match. The crowd chanted for Cena as Ryder had a sleeper hold on Cena. When Cena powered out of it Venis gave Cena a cheap shot. Ryder kicked Cena in the gut and said, “I am the man!” (Venis rolled his eyes at this). Venis tagged in and scored with a European uppercut and a barrage of hard right hands. The crowd again chanted for Cena. Venis and Cena traded blows in the middle of the ring, but Venis got the better end of the stick. Ryder tagged back in and continued the assault. The crowd again chanted for Cena. Venis tagged back in and missed a splash in the corner. Cena scored with a running one-handed facebuster and inched toward his corner. Morrison got the tag and dominated Venis with several aerial assualts. He went to the top rope for a superstar press and drilled it. He gave Ryder an inverted atomic drop when he tried to interfere. Cena grabbed Ryder and threw him over the top rope. Morrison went for a spinning wheel kick on Venis, but Val ducked and nearly hit Cena. Cena caught Morrison’s foot and stared him down and were about to come to blows and Venis pushed Cena into Morrison and tagged Ryder.
Morrison and Ryder are duking it out. Ryder took control and placed Morrison in a surfboard stretch. Morrison battled out of the hold and back to his feet, but Ryder dropped him with a inverted impaler. Venis tagged in and stomped away at Morrison. He scored with a jumping knee drop to the spine and locked on a choke hold. Morrison eventually got back to his feet and escaped the hold, but Venis scored with his signature spin-out powerbomb for a near fall. Ryder tagged back in and locked on a sleeper hold. Morrison battled back again and back suplexed Ryder onto (crotching him on) the top rope. Morrison inched toward his corner. Ryder did the same. Venis got the tag, but so did Cena. The champ cleaned house with a diving shoulder tackle and Prototype spinning back drop on Venis.
He connected with the Five Knuckle Shuffle and went for the FU, but Ryder grabbed Venis and prevented the finisher. Ryder then shoved Cena into Choida and when he fell and all hell broke loose. Morrison ended up on the outside with Venis, leaving Ryder alone with Cena to attempt the Ryder From Hell. However, Cena hoisted him for the FU in counter. Morrison came back in the ring and blasted Ryder with Venis’ U.S. title! Cena is angry at Morrison and the two are arguing. Venis comes back into the ring and pushes Morrison into Cena. Cena gets pissed and F-U’s Morrison and leaves the ring. Choida awakens and Venis hits the Money Shot and goes to cover until Ryder grabs Venis and throws him off of Morrison and gets the victory!
After, Venis has a confused look on his face, Ryder then taunts Venis until CM Punk comes from behind and ambushes Venis. Ryder and Punk lay the boots to Venis, but Venis pushes them both off. Venis hits a hard spine buster on Punk. Ryder then scurries out of the ring, and Venis hits the Money Shot on Punk.
Backstage: Perry Saturn is found with a baseball cracked over his back and he is also incapacitated. Not too far, Malenko is found with tied up and as EMT’s are all over the scene.
Match 4: Mr. Perfect vs. Eddie Guerrero
Mr. Perfect w/Todd Grisham comes out for his “match” with Guerrero, GM Bobby Heenan is on the titantron screen.
Heenan: Curt, we go back many years, but I never knew you would have a vicious mean streak like this.
Perfect: What the hell are you talking about you cooky old man? I was with Todd Grisham watching highlight tapes!
Heenan: Then why is Eddie Guerrero, Dean Malenko and Perry Saturn all taking trips to the local hospital?
Perfect: I honestly don’t know! I may hate them but I didn’t att-
Chris Benoit comes from under the ring apron and gives Perfect 10 consecutive German Suplexes! Grisham tries to attack Benoit but ends up getting a belly to belly suplex and locks him in the cross face! Perfect grabs a chairs smashes it to the skull of Benoit! Perfect is setting up for the Perfect Plex but a 3 masked men comed rom the crowd and ambush Perfect. They all take of their masks and it’s the Radicalz with no scars on them! Saturn grabs Perfect and gives him the Moss–Covered Three–Handled Family Credenza, Guerrero goes on the top and nails the Frog Splash. Malenko then gives Grisham the Cloverleaf as Grisham is writhing in pain! Benoit gets up and grabs a microphone and is pissed!
Benoit: (angirly) You guys! You guys are…(Benoit then starts smiling)..my ..best..friends!
All 4 of them start hugging!
Benoit: You see, we all fooled you morons! There were no “attacks”, you see, with Eddie, he cut him self just a bit and smeared it on his face..and then bam, place the steel pipe as he plays unconscious. Next, we get to Saturn, the ol’ broken bat trick! And then Malenko being tied up how genius! You see, I was in on all of this many, many, many weeks ago! It just came to fruition! Soon the Radicalz will be the most destructive force in the UWA!
Fans boo loudly as the Radicalz retreat to the back as they all smile!
UWA runs down the card for Retaliation:
UWA Championship Match
Chris Benoit w/Radicalz (c) vs. Mr. Perfect w/Todd Grisham
Captain Fall 6-Man Tag Match
DX (Captain Triple H & Shawn Michaels & Haruski ) vs. Cool Canadians (Captain Chris Jericho & Edge & Christian Cage)
Street Fight
John Morrison vs. John Cena
"Legend vs. Next Big Thing"
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs. "Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar
UWA United States Championship
Val Venis (c) vs. Zack Ryder w/ CM Punk
UWA Tag Team Championship
The Youngbloods (Kenny Doane & Orlando Jordan) (c) vs. Brothers of Destruction (Kane and Undertaker)
Reid Flair Open Challenge-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
GM Bobby Heenan comes out and has a microphone
Heenan: Ladies and gentleman, by the request on my boss UWA president Jack Tunney, he would like to inform you that at the next PPV after Retaliation…the next PPV being Total Control, there will be a 10 Man Barbwire Man Hell in the Cell Match for the UWA Championship. In light of this announcement, the winner of Cena/Morrison; The winning team of Cool Canadians/DX & Haruski; Venis/Ryder and Austin/Lesnar matches will advance into the Cell tournament. Along with Perfect and Benoit!
Jack Tunney comes out and has a microphone as well.
Tunney: Heenan you have also forgot my other announcement that…on the UWA Offical Thread, we want to hear the fan suggestions for the special guest referee for the Hell in the Cell Match! It can be any personnel from anywhere! You decide! Hey, and Bobby…cherish your job while you can, they might be some interview for a soon to be vacant GM position in UWA! Goodnight folks!
Heenan has a concerned look on his face as fans chant “Na Na Na, Hey Hey” at Heenan! As UWA fades to black.
