Post by thecrapper on Jul 4, 2009 14:38:46 GMT -5
Sunday Night Crap:
DJ Gabriel vs Rikishi
Winner: DJ Gabriel in 2:50 with the stroke
Tugboat vs Tank Abbott
Winner: Tank Abbott in 6:47 with the nail in the coffin
Meat/Big Dick Johnson vs Too Cool
Winner: Meat and BDJ in 6:56 when meat pinned Grandmaster with a powerslam
#163
Vince Russo is shown outside, he is shooting off fire works for the 4th of July. All is going well until Snitsky comes to see what is going on. Russo lets him shoot of some fireworks. Snitsky shoots a firecracker and it ends up lighting the arena on fire. Snitsky yells Not Again!!!! It wasn't my fault and runs off crying. Firebreaker Chip is there and goes to put out the fire, Doink hands him a fire extinguisher. It ends up being a fake and the fire starts to spread faster. Firebreaker chip chases after doink with an ax. Russo looks puzzled, he asks Lord Hugo why they have a Chippendale dancer as a firefighter to put out the fire, Hugo Shrugs and walks away.
Gillberg vs David Arquette(c) for the WTF Championship
Winner: Gillberg in 6:16 with a Death Valley Driver
Kama vs Damian Demento
Winner: Demento in 4:29 with a top rope moonsault
Eugene is back with a 4th of July edition of Chef Boya- dee-dee-dee. He is going to cook some BBQ. He throws some Hotdogs on and some ribs. He pours a whole bottle of lighter fluid on the food and the grill, when he should have done this before hand. He lights a match and BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! an explosion happens and we see Eugene completely on fire as he is running around screaming he is being yelled at to stop, drop, and roll. He yells back I already have the hotdog rolls. He ends up stop, drop, and rolling but it is on to some very oily rags. This causes the entire kitchen to catch fire and everybody runs out. Russo walks by and says Jesus Christ, can we get threw one holiday without burning down the arena. Firebreaker chip runs by with a hose to put out the fire, Russo looks at the camera and says I still want to know why we have a Chippendale dancer as our firefighter and just walks off pissed.
Ken Patera Hardcore Invitational
Ken Patera vs Sabu
WInner: Sabu in 9:25 with the arabian facebuster
Papa Shango and Black Scorpion vs Heidenreich and Snitsky(c) for the Tag Team Titles
Winner: Heidenreich and Snitsky in 9:40 when Snitsky pinned Scorpion with Spike Drive
Ken Patera is shown walking in the back. He is going to Eugenes BBQ to get some food. When he sees it is closed due to the fire. He gets pissed and throws a boulder into the cafeteria and it ends up hitting the fryer and cause it to catch fire which leads to a massive explosion and Firebreaker chip who is already there putting out the last fire, he looks at the fire and says forget this and leaves.Arena is burned to the ground. Rest of the event takes place at a nearby gym.
Eugene vs Ludvig Borga
Winner: Borga in 10:33 with a Pumphandle Slam
The Shockmaster vs Lord Hugo(c) for the World Title
Winner: The Shockmaster in 9:19 with the Shockbottom
X: #23
Mantaur/Great Khali(c) vs The Karate Kommandos for the Tag titles
Winner: Mantaur and Khali in 5:47 when Mantaur pinned Blackman with a spike piledriver
Bam Margera vs Chris Masters
Winner": Chris Masters in 4:39 with a perfectplex
Khali is having a BBQ with a few of the other wrestlers. Team Jackass are shooting fireworks out of Steve-os ass, which scares Mantaur and causes him to pisses on Lazertrons boots. Lazertron yells at Mantaur which causes Khali to give him the brain chop. Ryan Dunn takes a bite of the burger and spits it out yelling what did you put on these. Khali looks back smiling holding one up and says curry!!!!! Steve-O vomits.
Ice Train vs Berzerker
Winner: Ice Train in 6:29 with a sitdown powerbomb
Taped earlier today, Berzerker's how to throw a 4th of July party. He says first you have to get some food. Him and Ken Patera rob a Burger King with Berzerker holding people back with swords point. 2nd, Invitations, He goes to a local strip club. He backs his car right threw the building and starts throwing strippers into his trunk as they are screaming for help, Last thing you need for a good party is crunk juice. We see Berzerker walk on to a Lil' Jon video set and yell Get Crunk!!! HUSSS!!!!!!!!! Lil' Jon Yells Yeah!!!!!!!! we then see the Lil'Jon and Berzerker in a limo drinking 40s. Berzerker yells this is how you party!!!!!! Husss!!!!!!!!!!! and Lil'John yells YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Lodi vs Triple B
WinnerTriple B in 3:45 with a tazplex
A-train vs Pirate Paul Burchill
Winner: A-train in 5:56 with a backdrop
Mr.America is shown out by the pool. He looks into the camera and says I'm not hulk Hogan, I'm Mr. America Brothers! and welcome to my annual Pool party Blowout!!!!!!!!!!! We see a bunch of overweight people walking into the pool area in speedos(two of which are Brian Knobbs and Big show) Mr. America sees this, gets excited and runs over and starts bodyslaming them all into the pool one by one yelling brother!!! as he does it. All of a sudden a car drives threw the gate and into the pool. Mr.America yells NICK, NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!! We see its actually Rowdy Piper drunk again yelling about Halloween saftey. Mr.America says thank god its only Rowdy Piper again gives the thumbs up and say Happy 4th of July.
Steve-o/Chris Pontious vs The Large Lovers
Winner: Team Jackass in 2:37 when Steve-O pinned Mark Henry
Mr.America vs Kiss Demon
Winner: Kiss Demon in 7:15 with a Super Kick
Jason the Terrible vs The Great Khali(c) for the King of the crap title
Winner: The Great Khali in 12:50 with a powerbomb
DJ Gabriel vs Rikishi
Winner: DJ Gabriel in 2:50 with the stroke
Tugboat vs Tank Abbott
Winner: Tank Abbott in 6:47 with the nail in the coffin
Meat/Big Dick Johnson vs Too Cool
Winner: Meat and BDJ in 6:56 when meat pinned Grandmaster with a powerslam
#163
Vince Russo is shown outside, he is shooting off fire works for the 4th of July. All is going well until Snitsky comes to see what is going on. Russo lets him shoot of some fireworks. Snitsky shoots a firecracker and it ends up lighting the arena on fire. Snitsky yells Not Again!!!! It wasn't my fault and runs off crying. Firebreaker Chip is there and goes to put out the fire, Doink hands him a fire extinguisher. It ends up being a fake and the fire starts to spread faster. Firebreaker chip chases after doink with an ax. Russo looks puzzled, he asks Lord Hugo why they have a Chippendale dancer as a firefighter to put out the fire, Hugo Shrugs and walks away.
Gillberg vs David Arquette(c) for the WTF Championship
Winner: Gillberg in 6:16 with a Death Valley Driver
Kama vs Damian Demento
Winner: Demento in 4:29 with a top rope moonsault
Eugene is back with a 4th of July edition of Chef Boya- dee-dee-dee. He is going to cook some BBQ. He throws some Hotdogs on and some ribs. He pours a whole bottle of lighter fluid on the food and the grill, when he should have done this before hand. He lights a match and BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! an explosion happens and we see Eugene completely on fire as he is running around screaming he is being yelled at to stop, drop, and roll. He yells back I already have the hotdog rolls. He ends up stop, drop, and rolling but it is on to some very oily rags. This causes the entire kitchen to catch fire and everybody runs out. Russo walks by and says Jesus Christ, can we get threw one holiday without burning down the arena. Firebreaker chip runs by with a hose to put out the fire, Russo looks at the camera and says I still want to know why we have a Chippendale dancer as our firefighter and just walks off pissed.
Ken Patera Hardcore Invitational
Ken Patera vs Sabu
WInner: Sabu in 9:25 with the arabian facebuster
Papa Shango and Black Scorpion vs Heidenreich and Snitsky(c) for the Tag Team Titles
Winner: Heidenreich and Snitsky in 9:40 when Snitsky pinned Scorpion with Spike Drive
Ken Patera is shown walking in the back. He is going to Eugenes BBQ to get some food. When he sees it is closed due to the fire. He gets pissed and throws a boulder into the cafeteria and it ends up hitting the fryer and cause it to catch fire which leads to a massive explosion and Firebreaker chip who is already there putting out the last fire, he looks at the fire and says forget this and leaves.Arena is burned to the ground. Rest of the event takes place at a nearby gym.
Eugene vs Ludvig Borga
Winner: Borga in 10:33 with a Pumphandle Slam
The Shockmaster vs Lord Hugo(c) for the World Title
Winner: The Shockmaster in 9:19 with the Shockbottom
X: #23
Mantaur/Great Khali(c) vs The Karate Kommandos for the Tag titles
Winner: Mantaur and Khali in 5:47 when Mantaur pinned Blackman with a spike piledriver
Bam Margera vs Chris Masters
Winner": Chris Masters in 4:39 with a perfectplex
Khali is having a BBQ with a few of the other wrestlers. Team Jackass are shooting fireworks out of Steve-os ass, which scares Mantaur and causes him to pisses on Lazertrons boots. Lazertron yells at Mantaur which causes Khali to give him the brain chop. Ryan Dunn takes a bite of the burger and spits it out yelling what did you put on these. Khali looks back smiling holding one up and says curry!!!!! Steve-O vomits.
Ice Train vs Berzerker
Winner: Ice Train in 6:29 with a sitdown powerbomb
Taped earlier today, Berzerker's how to throw a 4th of July party. He says first you have to get some food. Him and Ken Patera rob a Burger King with Berzerker holding people back with swords point. 2nd, Invitations, He goes to a local strip club. He backs his car right threw the building and starts throwing strippers into his trunk as they are screaming for help, Last thing you need for a good party is crunk juice. We see Berzerker walk on to a Lil' Jon video set and yell Get Crunk!!! HUSSS!!!!!!!!! Lil' Jon Yells Yeah!!!!!!!! we then see the Lil'Jon and Berzerker in a limo drinking 40s. Berzerker yells this is how you party!!!!!! Husss!!!!!!!!!!! and Lil'John yells YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Lodi vs Triple B
WinnerTriple B in 3:45 with a tazplex
A-train vs Pirate Paul Burchill
Winner: A-train in 5:56 with a backdrop
Mr.America is shown out by the pool. He looks into the camera and says I'm not hulk Hogan, I'm Mr. America Brothers! and welcome to my annual Pool party Blowout!!!!!!!!!!! We see a bunch of overweight people walking into the pool area in speedos(two of which are Brian Knobbs and Big show) Mr. America sees this, gets excited and runs over and starts bodyslaming them all into the pool one by one yelling brother!!! as he does it. All of a sudden a car drives threw the gate and into the pool. Mr.America yells NICK, NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!! We see its actually Rowdy Piper drunk again yelling about Halloween saftey. Mr.America says thank god its only Rowdy Piper again gives the thumbs up and say Happy 4th of July.
Steve-o/Chris Pontious vs The Large Lovers
Winner: Team Jackass in 2:37 when Steve-O pinned Mark Henry
Mr.America vs Kiss Demon
Winner: Kiss Demon in 7:15 with a Super Kick
Jason the Terrible vs The Great Khali(c) for the King of the crap title
Winner: The Great Khali in 12:50 with a powerbomb
