Post by hulkrulz4ever on Jul 5, 2009 0:26:55 GMT -5
Destruction # 2
spam Destruction opens up to a screaming crowd and pyro exploding all over the arena.
J.R. : Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of Destruction! And tonight we will find out the last three men that will qualify for the Elimination Chamber match at Ring of Passion. Tonight The Undertaker will take on Bret "hit man" Hart for a qualifying spot in the Elimination Chamber.
King : And hopefully we'll have an update on the condition of the Ultimate Warrior after last weeks horrific events. Hopefully we'll get to the bottom of all this.
Vince McMahon explains himself
Vince McMahon's theme sounds as he makes his way to the ring with a microphone. Vince walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes.
Vince McMahon : I know what your all thinking. This whole week, one question has been on everyone's mind. And that is who drove that tractor trailer into the limo that the Ultimate Warrior was in? And to answer that question I have no idea. I was just as much shocked as all of you were. I'm just as much concerned for the well being of Ultimate Warrior as all of you. Hopefully, tonight we will have an update on his status.
Roddy Piper's theme sounds, As he makes his way down the ramp. Piper slides under the ropes and into the rings as Howard Finkel hands him a microphone.
Roddy Piper : You have no idea? You were just as shocked as all of us? Your concerned for the well being of Ultimate Warrior? And hopefully we'll have an update on his condition? Vince, quite playing games out here. You know who drove that tractor trailer!!! You probably set the whole thing up!! You know it, I know it, and all these people know it!! You had the most motivation behind hiring someone to drive that tractor trailer! Tonight your concerned for the Ultimate Warrior, but last week you screwed him out of a chance to be World Champion. Maybe its just me, but we seem to have a failure to communicate!! But I think you know more then what your telling us!!
Vince McMahon : How dare you!!! How dare you, Piper!!!! I had nothing to do with Ultimate Warrior being injured last week!! And Piper if I was you, I would watch my step before you get the boss angry! And Piper, we all know you don't cross the boss!!
Roddy Piper : What are you gonna do Vince? Drive a tractor trailer into my limo?
Vince nails Piper in the head with his microphone. Piper goes down to the mat. Vince throws the microphone to the mat and begins to walk towards the ropes. Until Piper gets to his feet and runs at Vince to nail him with a forearm to the back, knocking him through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Piper steps through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Piper hovers over Vince on the arena floor and unloads with hard right hands to the head of Vince. The crowd explodes as referees run down to the ring and pull Piper off Vince. Piper gets off Vince as Piper is lead to the back. Vince grabs the microphone in the ring and gets to his feet slowly.
Vince McMahon : That's it Piper!! Tonight, its official, you and me one on one in this ring! Vince McMahon versus Roddy Piper right here tonight!!!
The crowd erupts as the shot fades to a commercial.
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Shelton Benjamin Vs. Rob Van Dam
Howard FInkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for a spot in the Elimination Chamber!
Shelton Benjamin's theme sounds as he makes his way down the ramp to the sound of boos.
Howard Finkel : Introducing first, representing the Billion Dollar Brotherhood, Shelton Benjamin!!
Shelton Benjamin steps through the ropes and into the ring and taunts the crowd as they boo him. RVD's theme sounds as the boos turn to cheers.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Rob Van Dam!!!
RVD comes through the curtain and makes his way down the ramp. RVD hops onto the apron and points to himself and says "R-V-D" as the crowd mimics him. Meanwhile, Benjamin runs up behind him and nails with a high knee to the back, knocking RVD off the apron and onto the arena floor. RVD begins to get to his feet on the outside of the ring as Benjamin runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to jump up and over the top rope to hit a senton bomb over the ropes and onto the RVD. Both Benjamin and RVD are down on the arena floor. Benjamin gets to his feet first and pulls RVD up. Benjamin walks RVD over to the steel steps and slams him head first off the steel steps. Benjamin then rolls RVD back in the ring. Benjamin quickly follows behind. Benjamin picks RVD up and whips him into the turnbuckle. RVD is in the turnbuckle as Benjamin runs at RVD and attempts to monkey flip RVD out of the turnbuckle, but RVD lands on his feet. Benjamin runs at RVD as RVD hits a huge spinning heel kick, knocking Benjamin down to the mat. RVD runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to go for the rolling thunder, but Benjamin gets his knees up and drives his knees into RVD's back. Benjamin picks RVD up and unloads with right hands to the face, backing RVD against the ropes. Benjamin chops RVD across the chest and whips him into the ropes as Benjamins ducks down by the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. RVD comes off the ropes as Benjamin attempts to backbody drop RVD over the ropes, but RVD lands on the apron. Benjamin turns around as RVD hits a huge side kick to the head, stunning Benjamin. RVD then hooks Benjamin and suplexes him over the ropes and down the arena floor. Benjamin slowly gets to his feet and is stunned as RVD points to himself and says "R-V-D". RVD then jumps from the apron onto the top rope and attempts a springboard moonsault, but Benjamin moves out of the way and RVD crashes and burns on the arena floor. RVD is down on the arena floor.
J.R. : What a risk by Mr. Pay Per View! Rob Van Dam going for a springboard moonsault off the top rope, but nobody was home.
King : Van Dam went for an all or nothing move and that time, he got nothing.
Benjamin picks up RVD and rolls him back in the ring. RVD pulls himself up on the ropes as Benjamin hops onto the apron and then hops from the apron onto the ropes to hit a bulldog off the top rope on RVD. Benjamin turns RVD over and makes the cover for the 1-2- RVD gets his foot on the bottom rope. Benjamin pounds the mat and stalks RVD as he is getting ready to hit pay dirt. RVD gets to his feet as Benjamin runs at him and attempts to hit pay dirt, but RVD pushes Benjamin off and accidentally pushes Benjamin into the referee. The referee is down and out cold. Suddenly, Eugene runs down the ramp as RVD goes to the outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair. Eugene slides under the ropes and helps Benjamin to his feet as RVD slides in the ring with the steel chair. RVD throws the chair at Benjamin, but Benjamin moves out of the way and pulls Eugene in the way. Eugene goes down to the mat hard, as RVD bends down to the check on Eugene. Benjamin grabs the steel chair and comes up behind RVD and hits RVD in the back with the steel chair. Benjamin throws the steel chair down and hits the t-bone suplex on RVD on the steel chair. Benjamin has got RVD pinned in the middle of the ring with no referee. Benjamin gets off RVD and walks over to the referee and shakes him. The referee begins to move but still has his back to Benjamin. Benjamin turns around as Al Snow runs through the crowd and jumps over the control gate to slide into the ring with head. Al Snow nails Benjamin right in the head with his manican head. Benjamin goes down to the mat as Al Snow runs out of the ring and back through the crowd. The referee turns around and gets to his feet as RVD also gets to his feet. RVD walks over to the ropes and hops to the top rope and taunts the crowd as he says "R-V-D". RVD then hits the five star frogsplash off the top rope and onto Benjamin for the 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner and advancing to the Elimination Chamber match at Ring of Passion, Rob Van Dam!!!
J.R. : Is going to Ring of Passion, just two weeks away!! Van Dam has got an opportunity to become the world heavyweight champion!!
King : RVD is going to Ring of Passion in the Elimination Chamber match!
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Jeff Hardy Shrine
As we return Goldust is sitting in a dark room with candles all around him. He has pictures of Jeff Hardy on the wall as he rubs his hands over them.
Goldust : Jeff Hardy! Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy. My little rainbow haired monster. Jeff,my little rainbow haired warrior. Jeff I have watched from a far for so long. Flipping through the air, hitting your little swanton bombs. Well Jeff, in 2 weeks at Ring of Passion, I spoke to Vince McMahon and its official. Jeff Hardy against the one and only Goldust for the Intercontinental championship. The first Intercontinental champion will be crowned. In just two weeks you and I will go one on one with each other. And Jeff my sweet little rainbow haired warrior, you will remember the name of........ eeeewwwwwwwww........ Goldust.
Tajiri Vs. Rey Mysterio
The camera pans back to the ring as Tajiri's theme sounds. Tajiri makes his way down the ramp as the crowd cheers him on.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring, The Japanese Buzz saw, Tajiri.
Tajiri slides under the ropes and into the ring as Rey Mysterio's pyro goes off and Mysterio pops up from the ramp. As the crowd cheers.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Rey Mysterio.
Mysterio slides under the ropes and into the ring as the bell sounds. Tajiri and Mysterio go face to face in the middle of the ring as Mysterio extends his hand to Tajiri as the two shake hands out of respect. Both men walk away but don't take their eyes of each other. Tajiri and Mysterio lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Tajiri breaks the hold by putting Mysterio in a head lock takedown. Mysterio reverses by putting Tajiri in a head scissor. Tajiri reverses by bridging out of the head scissor. Mysterio reverses by sunset flipping Tajiri over for the 1-2- Tajiri reverses by rolling over and hooking Mysterio's legs for the 1-2- Mysterio rolls Tajiri back into a sunset flip for the 1-2-. Both men then get to their feet to a stand off. The crowd applauds both men. Mysterio runs at Tajiri as Tajiri hits an arm drag takedown. Mysterio quickly gets to his feet as Tajiri quickly hits a superkick to the side of Mysterio's head. Mysterio gets knocked through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Mysterio is stunned on the arena floor as Tajiri runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes and hits a plancha over the top rope and onto Mysterio. Tajiri gets to his feet and pulls Mysterio up by his mask and hits a huge snap suplex on Mysterio on the ramp. Tajiri picks Mysterio up and rolls him back in the ring. Tajiri slides back in the ring after Mysterio. Tajiri picks Mysterio up and chops him across the chest and backs him into the turnbuckle. Tajiri then perches Mysterio on the top rope and climbs to the top rope. Tajiri goes for a hurricanranna, but Mysterio reverses into a sit out powerbomb off the top rope for the 1-2- Tajiri gets his shoulder up.
J.R. : Tajiri gets his shoulder up at the last second!
King : Tajiri will not go down. But neither will Mysterio, neither man is going to budge in this one, J.R.
Mysterio picks Tajiri up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Tajiri is in the turnbuckle as Mysterio runs at him in the turnbuckle and monkey flips Tajiri out of the turnbuckle. Tajiri is down on the mat as Mysterio hits a standing shooting star press on Tajiri. Mysterio pulls Tajiri up by his hair and whips him into the ropes, Tajiri comes off the ropes as Mysterio goes for a clothesline, that Tajiri ducks and does a hand stand into the ropes to hit a springboard elbow on Mysterio. Tajiri then signals for the buzz saw kick. Mysterio is on his hands and knees as Tajiri goes for the kick, but Mysterio ducks the kick and hits a huge german suplex on Tajiri. Tajiri is down on the mat as Mysterio climbs to the top rope. Mysterio goes for a big splash off the top rope, but Tajiri gets his foot up to kick Mysterio in the face. Mysterio is stunned and falls against the ropes as Tajiri gets to his feet and locks in the tarantula on Mysterio. The referee makes the count 1-2-3-4-5- and then forces Tajiri to break the hold. Mysterio is stunned as Tajiri goes for a standing hurricanranna, until Mysterio pushes him backwards off his shoulders. Tajiri lands on his feet as Mysterio runs at Tajiri, but Tajiri hits a drop toe hold. Tajiri quickly gets to his feet and hits a legdrop on the back of Mysterio's head. Tajiri then turns Mysterio over and attempts to sling shot Mysterio into the ropes, but Mysterio lands on the second rope and attempts to hit a moonsault on Tajiri, but Tajiri moves out of the way as Mysterio lands on the mat. Tajiri then goes for the buzz saw kick again, but Mysterio ducks and dropkicks Tajiri in the back, knocking him across the second rope. While Tajiri is across the second rope, Mysterio runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit the 619 on Tajiri. Tajiri is stunned as Mysterio hits the west coast pop on Tajiri for the 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner Rey Mysterio!
J.R. : What a high flying, high impact match! Mysterio and Tajiri have put on one hell of a match!
King : And look at this, Rey Mysterio helping Tajiri to his feet. Oh wait a minute look out!!!!!
Big Daddy V runs down the ramp with Slick not far behind and slides under ropes and into the ring. Daddy V nails Mysterio with a forearm to the back of the head, taking him down to the mat. Big Daddy then headbutts Tajiri to the mat. Big Daddy stomps away at Mysterio on the mat and then rips Mysterio up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. Big Daddy then picks Tajiri up and whips him into the same turnbuckle. Both Mysterio and Tajiri are in the same turnbuckle as Big Daddy runs at them both and hits a big splash on both men in the turnbuckle. Slick continues to direct traffic. As Big Daddy leans against the ropes and comes off to hit a huge big splash on Tajiri. Big Daddy then picks up Tajiri and grabs him by the head to throw him up and over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Big Daddy then picks Mysterio up and bench presses him over his head and throws him over the ropes and down to the mat. Big Daddy pounds his chest in fury as he is the last man in the ring.
J.R. : Look at Slick! Slick is smiling at the destruction and chaos that Big Daddy V has left around this ring!!
King : Big Daddy V has made Slick one happy manager tonight! Hahaha. I think Mysterio and Tajiri are nothing more then stains on the mat after Big Daddy V got done with them! Big Daddy V has destroyed!
J.R. : Its gotta make you wonder, what does he have in store for the Undertaker, later on tonight! Folks we'll be right back after these messages!
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Bret Hart Calls Out Dx
We return to Destruction as Bret Hart's theme sounds. Bret makes his way down the ramp with a microphone. Bret rolls in the ring with his microphone.
Bret Hart : Cut my music. Shawn Michaels, last week you showed yourself to me and all these people. You showed yourself as being the true opportunist, by sweet chin musicing me. But you see Shawn, we've known each other for quite sometime. And while your scams and cheap shots may work with some in the business they don't work with me. Shawn, I have your number and at Ring of Passion, your gonna get called out. You see Shawn, you know it, I know it, and all the guys in the back know it, you made it to the top of this business, by screwing people over and being the true conniving s.o.b. that you really are. You see Shawn, it wasn't you that has to live with the fact of getting screwed over like I did. Ever since November of 1997, I can't walk out of my house without somebody bringing up the Montreal Screw job. And every time someone asks me about that night, it brings back all the pain. It brings back the feeling of rage and anger as I smashed tv monitors on the ground. It brings back the fury that I had when I slugged Vince McMahon in the face. And most of all it brings back the memory of my children looking disappointed. My children expected to see their father shine as the best their is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. But instead they saw their father get screwed over by some low life by the name of Shawn Michaels. I have waited twelve years to get my hands on you. And I'm not waiting any longer, so Shawn get out her now and bring that little degenerate Triple H! Get out here or I'm going back there!!
Bret throws the microphone down and starts to walk up the ramp. Until DX's theme hits as the crowd gives a mixed reaction.HHH walks out on the ramp and stares at Bret. As Bret runs up the ramp and HHH runs at Bret. The two meet in the middle of the ramp and exchange right hands on the ramp. Bret knees HHH in the stomach and unloads with clubbing forearms to the back of the head. As HHH makes his way up the ramp and towards the back. Bret follows him to the back as Shawn Michaels pops out from behind the curtain and nails Bret with the sweet chin music, knocking him to the ramp. HHH and HBK stomp away at Bret on the mat. HBK hovers over him and unloads with hard right hands to the face as referees run out on the ramp and pull HBK off Bret. HBK and HHH both make an X with their arms and walk to the back. Referees help Bret as the camera fads to a commercial.
Ring of Passion Commercial : It will be a night like a no other. A night when the superstars of the spam will lay it all on the line. Two bitter rivals will look to be the last man standing. As "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels will take on his long time rival Bret "hit man" Hart in a Last Man Standing Match. Then inside the demonic structure called the Elimination Chamber, six spam superstars will battle with one goal in mind. Making professional wrestling history and being the first ever spam champion! Ring of Passion, 2 weeks away!!!
We return as J.R. and King are sitting at the commentary table.
J.R. : Moments ago, D-generation X struck again! Both Shawn Michaels and Triple H lured Bret Hart into a trap that led to him getting the sweet chin music and being attacked by HBK.
King : But next week, Bret Hart gets his opportunity to get his hands one half of DX! Bret Hart versus Triple H, next week on Destruction.
J.R. : But right now lets send it up to ring announcer Howard Finkel!
Sabu Vs. Taz
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for a spot in the Elimination Chamber Match! Making his way to the ring first, the human suplex machine, Taz.
"War Machine" sounds as Taz makes his way down the ramp with a black towel over his head. Taz rolls in the ring and pulls his black towel off and stands in the turnbuckle and folds his arms as he waits for the arrival of Sabu. The lights go out.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, death defying, Sabu!
The lights come back up as Sabu's theme sounds and he is standing at the top of the ramp with a chair. Sabu makes his way down the ramp and throws the chair in the ring and slides under the ropes. Taz runs at Sabu and stomps away at him on the mat. As the referee calls for the bell. Taz picks Sabu up and unloads with right hands to the head, backing Sabu against the ropes. Taz then chops Sabu across the chest multiple times with all his might. Taz then whips Sabu into the ropes, as Sabu jumps on the second rope and comes off the second rope with a full head of steam to drive his elbow into Taz's head. Sabu now stomps away at Taz on the mat. Sabu then picks Taz up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Taz is in the turnbuckle as Sabu runs at him and attempts to hit a big splash on Taz, but Taz moves and Sabu crashes into the turnbuckle. Sabu comes out of the turnbuckle and is stunned, as Taz goes behind Sabu and hooks him around the waist to german suplex Sabu up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. The crowd chants ECW! ECW! ECW! Sabu pulls himself up on the control gate as Taz steps through the ropes and onto the apron. Taz attempts to hit a double ax handle smash, as Sabu moves out of the way and punches Taz in the stomach. Sabu then slams Taz head first off the control gate. Taz is stunned as Sabu backs up and points to the ceiling. Sabu then hops onto the control gate and runs on the control gate to jump off and hit a hurricanranna on Taz on the outside of the ring. Sabu picks up Taz and rolls him in the ring, Sabu follows him behind. Sabu picks up the steel chair that he threw in the ring and unfolds the chair in the middle of the ring. Taz is down on the mat, as Sabu runs at the chair, jumps on the steel chair, and then jumps from the chair onto the top rope, as Taz quickly gets up and runs into the ropes, causing Sabu to land on the top rope. Sabu is stunned on the top rope as Taz climbs to the top rope with Sabu. Taz grabs Sabu and t-bone suplexes Sabu off the top rope and through the steel chair below. Sabu is down and screaming in pain as the steel chair is crushed under him. The crowd erupts ECW! ECW! ECW!
J.R. : Good God almighty, Sabu just broke that chair in half!! Sabu's body and that chair is broken in half!!!
King : Taz might have just destroyed Sabu! I don't know if its humanly possible to get up from that.
Taz rolls over and makes the pin for the 1-2- Sabu gets his shoulder up at the last minute. Taz hovers over Sabu on the mat and unloads with forearms to the head of Sabu on the mat. Taz pulls Sabu up by his hair and hits a belly to belly suplex. Taz then steps on Sabu's throat and holds onto the top rope for leverage as the referee counts 1-2-3-4- and then forces Taz to break the hold. Taz backs away and signals for the tazmission. Sabu begins to slowly get to his feet as Taz runs at him as Sabu hits a hard superkick on Taz out of nowhere. Taz goes down to the mat. Sabu grabs the crushed chair and steps through the ropes with it and climbs to the top rope. Sabu has the chair on the top rope and attempts to hit the arabian skull crusher, but Taz moves out of the way, causing Sabu to crash and burn on the mat. Sabu is in a sitting position on the mat as Taz comes up behind him and locks in the tazmission. Sabu is whaling his arms around as Taz is choking out Sabu. The referee goes to check on Sabu and sees that Sabu is out as the referee calls for the bell.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Taz!
Taz raises his hand in victory. Suddenly, Vader comes running down the ramp as Sabu is down and out on the mat. Vader slide into the ring and hits a big splash on Sabu on the mat. Vader picks Sabu up and unloads with hard right hands to the body and head of Sabu. Vader then kicks Sabu in the stomach and hits a vader bomb on Sabu. Sabu is down and out on the mat. Vader pulls a lifeless Sabu to his feet and throws him up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Vader steps through the ropes and onto the arena floor as he walks over to the commentary table and pulls the top of the table off. Vader then pulls out the tv monitors as J.R. and King try to talk Vader out of doing anything crazy. Vader picks Sabu up and lays him out across the commentary table. Sabu is down and out on the table as Vader looks at the top rope. Vader hops onto the apron and climbs to the top rope with his back to Sabu. Vader then hits a moonsault off the top rope and onto Sabu and through the commentary table. Sabu and Vader are both down and out in the middle of the pieces of the broken commentary table. The crowd goes insane chanting HOLY SHI**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! Referees and medics immediately rush the scene.
J.R. : GOOD GOD! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE! VADER AND SABU ARE BOTH DOWN AT OUR FEET! VADER JUST CAME CRASHING THROUGH SABU AND OUR TABLE!
King : Vader is about 350 pounds and he just came flying through the air and right through our announce table! Sabu may never fly or move again after that one!
J.R. : Well be right back as we get things squared away out here!
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We return as J.R. and the King are sitting in the midst of the broken pieces of the table.
J.R. : We are back here on Destruction and were trying to get things squared away out here after Vader came flying off that top rope and through both our table and Sabu. There is no word on the condition of Sabu or Vader, we'll try to get an update before the night is over.
Goldust's shrine
The camera pans backstage as Goldust is still sitting in his shrine. Goldust picks up a candle and drips hot wax on Jeff Hardy's poster and rubs his hand over his poster. Suddenly someone turns on the lights and Jeff Hardy jumps on Goldust, taking him down to the floor. Jeff unloads with right hands on Goldust on the floor. Jeff rips all the posters down and tears them up. Jeff picks Goldust up and kicks him in the stomach to hit the twist of fate on Goldust. Jeff then picks up Goldust and grabs him by the head and throws him through the wall. Goldust is down and out as he is layed out in the middle of the broken pieces of the wall. The camera pans back to J.R. and the King.
King : Jeff Hardy has really taken things to the extreme this time. Goldust has got to be hurt!
J.R. : Speaking of getting hurt, later on tonight Roddy Piper takes on Mr. McMahon and someone is bound to get hurt in that one. But coming next, Big Daddy V takes on The Undertaker with the winner taking the last spot in the Elimination Chamber match.
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Elimination Chamber Commercial :
We return to Destruction as Howard Finkel is standing in the center of the ring.
Big Daddy V Vs. Undertaker
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for the last spot remaining in the Elimination Chamber!! Making his way to the ring first, being accompanied by Slick, Big Daddy V!
Slick walks out on the ramp as Big Daddy V walks out and makes his way down the ramp. Big Daddy V is booed by the fans as he makes his way to the ring. Slick steps through the bottom rope as Big Daddy V steps through the ropes. Slick raises Big Daddy V's hand as the lights go out in the arena. The crowd explodes. A gong sounds as fire shoots up from the ramp as Undertaker walks out on the ramp as smoke fills the entrance way.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, The Undertaker!
Undertaker walks down the ramp and up the steps as he raises his arms and lights come back on. Undertaker steps over the ropes and into the ring as he locks his eyes on Big Daddy. Undertaker removes his hat and coat and gives it to the referee as the bell sounds. Undertaker and Big Daddy go face to face in the middle of the ring. Undertaker nails Big Daddy with a hard right hand to the face as Big Daddy chops Undertaker across the chest. Undertaker replies with a right hand to the head as Big Daddy chops Undertaker again. Big Daddy knees Undertaker in the stomach and then unloads with right hands to the head. Big Daddy backs Undertaker against the ropes and whips him into the ropes as Undertaker comes off Big Daddy hits a spinning heel kick. Undertaker goes down to the mat as Big Daddy runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to attempt a big splash, but Undertaker moves out of the way causing Big Daddy to crash and burn on the mat. Big Daddy gets up and is stunned as Undertaker runs at him and clotheslines him up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Slick runs over to Big Daddy as Undertaker looks down on him with fury. Undertaker steps through the ropes and onto the apron as Undertaker jumps off the apron and attempts a double ax handle as Big Daddy catches him in mid air and rams Undertaker back first into the ring post. Undertaker is layed out against the ring post as Big Daddy walks away and then runs at Undertaker and hits a big splash on Undertaker against the ring post. Undertaker's eyes roll into the back of his head as Big Daddy walks over and irish whips Undertaker into the steel steps knees first, causing Undertaker to flip over the steps and onto the arena floor. Big Daddy rolls back in the ring as Slick immediately runs over and unloads with kicks to the stomach of Undertaker. Slick stomps away at Undertaker on the arena floor. Slick then pulls Undertaker up by his hair and rolls him back in the ring. Undertaker is down on the mat as Big Daddy walks over and steps on Undertaker's chest and then walks over his chest, putting all of his weight on Undertaker's chest. Big Daddy pulls Undertaker to hit feet and whips him into the ropes, Undertaker comes off the ropes as Big Daddy hits a huge samoan drop on Undertaker in the middle of the ring. Big Daddy makes the pin as the referee makes the count 1-2- Undertaker gets his shoulder up at the last minute. Slick and Big Daddy both look on in amazement. Slick grabs a steel chair and hands it to Big Daddy. Big Daddy raises the chair and is about to hit Undertaker until the referee stands in front of him and orders Big Daddy to drop the chair. Meanwhile, Slick grabs a chair off his own and slides in the ring behind the referee's back and nails Undertaker with a chair shot to the head, knocking him to the mat. Slick unloads with chair shots to Undertaker behind the referee's back. Slick runs out of the ring with the chair as the referee turns around. Undertaker is down and out on the mat, as Big Daddy runs into the ropes and comes off to attempt to hit a legdrop, but Undertaker sits up at the last minute. Big Daddy gets to his feet as he is favoring his leg. Undertaker unloads with hard right hands to the face, backing Big Daddy into the ropes. Undertaker whips Big Daddy into the ropes as Undertaker runs into the ropes also, both men meet in the middle of the ring as Undertaker hits a flying clothesline on Big Daddy. Undertaker quickly gets back to his feet as Big Daddy rolls to the outside of the ring. Slick runs over to Big Daddy and stands behind him and pats him on the back. Meanwhile, Undertaker runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to attempt to hit a diving crossbody takedown over the top rope and onto Big Daddy, but he moves and Undertaker lands the crossbody takedown on Slick.
King : Oh No!!! Look out Slick!!!!
J.R. : The Undertaker just took out Slick! The Undertaker just hit that huge dive over the ropes and onto Slick!! Slick is down and by God he is out on the arena floor!!
Big Daddy looks over at Slick and is enraged. Undertaker gets to his feet as Big Daddy runs at Undertaker and nails him with a hard forearm to the back of the head, knocking Undertaker to the arena floor. Big Daddy pulls Undertaker up and rolls him back in the ring. Big Daddy slides back in the ring and leans against the ropes and comes off the ropes to drop an elbowdrop into Undertaker's chest. Big Daddy picks Undertaker up by his hair and hits a snap suplex. Undertaker is down on the mat as Big Daddy hops to the second rope. Big Daddy taunts the crowd for the big splash. Big Daddy jumps off the second rope and goes for the big splash, but Undertaker moves out of the way causing Big Daddy to land hard on the mat. Big Daddy gets up but is stunned as Undertaker stands behind him and signals for the chokeslam. Big Daddy turns around as Undertaker wraps his hand around Big Daddy's neck and chokeslams him to the mat. The crowd erupts at the sight of Undertaker getting Big Daddy off the ground. Big Daddy is on the mat as Undertaker runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to lift both legs off the mat to hit a high impact double legdrop. Undertaker coves Big Daddy for the 1-2- Big Daddy gets his shoulder up. Undertaker argues with the referee as Big Daddy rolls to the outside of the ring. Big Daddy grabs a steel chair from around ringside and slides back in the ring with the steel chair. Undertaker has his back to Big Daddy as he is still arguing with the referee. Big Daddy runs at Undertaker and swings the chair as Undertaker and the referee duck, causing the steel chair to hit the top rope and bounce off the ropes and into Big Daddy's face. Big Daddy is stunned as Undertaker nails Big Daddy with a big boot to the face, knocking Big Daddy onto the second rope. The referee grabs the chair and is in the process of throwing it out of the ring, as Rey Mysterio comes running through the crowd and jumps off the control gate. Mysterio grabs onto the ringpost and hits a 619 on Big Daddy from the outside of the ring. Big Daddy goes flying off the second rope and is stunned, as Undertaker picks him up on his shoudler and hits a huge tombstone piledriver on Big Daddy. Undertaker folds Big Daddy's arms across his chest for the 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, The Undertaker!!!
Big Daddy rolls to the outside of the ring along side Slick. Undertaker rolls his straps down and raises his arms in victory. Out of nowhere, Umaga runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. As Undertaker turns around, Umaga hits a huge samoan drop on Undertaker. Umaga taunts the crowd as Rob Van Dam runs in the ring behind Umaga with a steel chair. Umaga turns around as RVD nails Umaga with a hard chair shot to the head, taking him to the mat. RVD lays the chair across Umaga's chest and then walks over to the ropes and hops to the top rope and hits a huge five star frogsplash on Umaga. RVD is favoring his stomach on the mat, as Taz slides into the ring. He quickly goes over to RVD and locks in the tazzmission. RVD taps out in pain. Hulk Hogan then comes running down the ramp to a huge reception. Taz lets go of the tazzmission and taunts Hogan. Hogan slides into the ring as Taz takes a swing at him. Hogan ducks and unloads with right hands of his own on Taz. Hogan backs Taz against the ropes and then whips Taz into the ropes. Taz comes off the ropes as Hogan hits a big boot, as Taz goes down to the mat and rolls to the outside of the ring. Ric Flair now runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Flair spins Hogan around and nails him with a right hand to the head. Hogan responds with a right hand of his own. Flair and Hogan are batteling it out in the middle of the ring exchanging right hands. Undertaker then sits up and walks up to the side of Flair and Hogan. Both men turn towards Undertaker, as Undertaker grabs both Hogan and Flair by the throat. Undertaker then chokeslams both men to the mat. Everyone is down as Undertaker stands tall and his theme hits.
J.R. : Look at the wreckage all around the ring! And only one man stands tall, the deadman!!!
King : The Undertaker is going to be a force to be reckon with in that Elimination Chamber!! There is no telling what lengths these men will go to at Ring of Passion!!!
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We return as J.R. and King are sitting around their broken table.
J.R. : Moments ago, we witnessed The Undertaker advance to the Elimination Chamber. And then all hell broke lose.
King : Yea but amongst all those men, The Undertaker was standing last and chokeslamed Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan at the same time!!
Ring of Passion Card
J.R. : Well it is now official, The Undertaker has advanced to the Elimination Chamber Match. Ring of Passion is just two weeks away and what a night it is going to be. It has just been added to the card that the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase will represent the Billion Dollar Brotherhood to take on Al Snow, representing the JOB Squad. Plus we learned earlier on tonight, that the first ever Intercontinental Champion will be crowned as Jeff Hardy takes on the bizzare Goldust!
King : If Jeff Hardy isn't extreme enough, things are going to get even more extreme. Just announced straight from Mr. McMahon's desk, Sabu will take on Vader in an extreme rules match! There is no telling if either man will make it out alive! And thats not enough the bitter rival of Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart comes to a head. The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels takes on the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, Bret Hart in a Last Man Standing match!!
J.R. : Then the grand daddy of em all!! The Elimination Chamber with the spam Heavyweight Title on the line!! Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, Rob Van Dam, Taz, Umaga, and The Undertaker step into the Elimination Chamber with the common goal of becoming the Heavyweight Champion!!! We are just two weeks away from Ring of Passion!!! And next week right here on Destruction, Bret "hit man" Hart will take on The Game Triple H!!
Ric Flair breaks the news to Umaga
The camera pans backstage as Armondo Estrada is talking to Umaga. Suddenly, Ric Flair walks in as Umaga immediately raises his fist and goes face to face with Flair.
Ric Flair : Tell your man to back off, Estrada! Because next week were going to be partners. Mr. McMahon sent me in here to let you know, next week on Destruction. Theres going to be a six man tag match. Umaga, Ric Flair, and Taz against Rob Van Dam, Hulk Hogan, and The Undertaker. So you better not screw up or get in my way. Either one of you!!!
Flair turns around and walks out as Umaga looks at Flair with rage. Estrada stands side by side with Umaga.
The camera pans to a split screen where Roddy Piper is walking down the hallway and Vince McMahon is walking down the hallway on the other side of the screen.
J.R. : Mr. McMahon battles Hot Rod Roddy Piper up next!!
Roddy Piper Vs. Mr. McMahon
We return to Destruction as Vince McMahon's theme souds as he makes his way to the ring. The crowd erupts into a sea of boos.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring, the owner of spam, Mr. McMahon!!
Mr. McMahon walks up the steps and steps through the ropes and into the ring. McMahon taunts the crowd. Until Roddy Piper's theme hits and the crowd erupts.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper!!
Piper gets a huge ovation as he makes his way down the ramp. Piper slides into the ring and takes his kilt and shirt off as he stares across the ring at McMahon. The bell sounds as both men go face to face in the middle of the ring. McMahon slaps Piper across the face. Piper backs away and touvhrd his face. He then turns around and tackles McMahon to the mat and unloads with right hands to the face of McMahon on the mat. Pipper pulls McMahon up to his feet by his hair and then grabs onto McMahon's head and throws him up and over the top rope and down to the outside of the ring. Piper goes to the outside of the ring and grabs the wire from the camera man's camera. He runs over to McMahon and puts the wire around McMahon's throat and chokes him out on the outside of the ring. Piper lets go of the choke and then whips McMahon across the back with the wire over and over again. McMahon is running away from Piper in fear. Piper is chasing after McMahon up the ramp. McMahon goes to the backstage area as Piper chases after him. McMahon is now heading for the exit door as Piper is walking up behind him. McMahon goes to the outside of the arena and runs for his limo that is parked near the Production Truck. Piper runs after McMahon and nails him with a huge forearm to the back of the head knocking him to the ground. Piper picks McMahon up and walks him over to the limo and slams him head first off the hood of the limo. McMahon is stunned as Piper unloads with jabs to the face, knocking McMahon onto the hood of the car. Piper jumps onto the hood of the limo and goes for an elbowdrop, but McMahon moves out of the way. McMahon walks towards the Production Truck. McMahon walks up the steps and into the truck and screams at everyone to get out of the truck. Piper runs up the steps and into the truck as he nails McMahon with a forearm from behind. McMahon crawls over to the door and pulls himself up on the door of the truck. Piper picks up a laptop computer and nails McMahon in the head with the computer, knocking McMahon through the door and down the steps. McMahon is layed out on the ground. Explosions start going off all around the truck. Until the entire Production Truck burst into the flames and explodes. The truck is engulfed in flames as McMahon is layed out on the ground. Security rushes the scene with fire extinguishers and tries to put out the fire.
J.R. : GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!! THAT PRODUCTION TRUCK IS ON FIRE AND RODDY PIPER IS IN IT!!!
King : PIPERS IN THE TRUCK!!! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!! Last week it was Ultimate Warrior and this week its Roddy Piper!
J.R. : WE NEED HELP FOR RODDY PIPER IMMEDIATELY!!! JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR MORE DESTRUCTION!!!
The show ends to the shot fading with the flames beginning to be extinguished.
ICW and WCWA I will def. replyot both of your shows when I get a chance. A reply is on the way for you both.
spam Destruction opens up to a screaming crowd and pyro exploding all over the arena.
J.R. : Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of Destruction! And tonight we will find out the last three men that will qualify for the Elimination Chamber match at Ring of Passion. Tonight The Undertaker will take on Bret "hit man" Hart for a qualifying spot in the Elimination Chamber.
King : And hopefully we'll have an update on the condition of the Ultimate Warrior after last weeks horrific events. Hopefully we'll get to the bottom of all this.
Vince McMahon explains himself
Vince McMahon's theme sounds as he makes his way to the ring with a microphone. Vince walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes.
Vince McMahon : I know what your all thinking. This whole week, one question has been on everyone's mind. And that is who drove that tractor trailer into the limo that the Ultimate Warrior was in? And to answer that question I have no idea. I was just as much shocked as all of you were. I'm just as much concerned for the well being of Ultimate Warrior as all of you. Hopefully, tonight we will have an update on his status.
Roddy Piper's theme sounds, As he makes his way down the ramp. Piper slides under the ropes and into the rings as Howard Finkel hands him a microphone.
Roddy Piper : You have no idea? You were just as shocked as all of us? Your concerned for the well being of Ultimate Warrior? And hopefully we'll have an update on his condition? Vince, quite playing games out here. You know who drove that tractor trailer!!! You probably set the whole thing up!! You know it, I know it, and all these people know it!! You had the most motivation behind hiring someone to drive that tractor trailer! Tonight your concerned for the Ultimate Warrior, but last week you screwed him out of a chance to be World Champion. Maybe its just me, but we seem to have a failure to communicate!! But I think you know more then what your telling us!!
Vince McMahon : How dare you!!! How dare you, Piper!!!! I had nothing to do with Ultimate Warrior being injured last week!! And Piper if I was you, I would watch my step before you get the boss angry! And Piper, we all know you don't cross the boss!!
Roddy Piper : What are you gonna do Vince? Drive a tractor trailer into my limo?
Vince nails Piper in the head with his microphone. Piper goes down to the mat. Vince throws the microphone to the mat and begins to walk towards the ropes. Until Piper gets to his feet and runs at Vince to nail him with a forearm to the back, knocking him through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Piper steps through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Piper hovers over Vince on the arena floor and unloads with hard right hands to the head of Vince. The crowd explodes as referees run down to the ring and pull Piper off Vince. Piper gets off Vince as Piper is lead to the back. Vince grabs the microphone in the ring and gets to his feet slowly.
Vince McMahon : That's it Piper!! Tonight, its official, you and me one on one in this ring! Vince McMahon versus Roddy Piper right here tonight!!!
The crowd erupts as the shot fades to a commercial.
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Shelton Benjamin Vs. Rob Van Dam
Howard FInkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for a spot in the Elimination Chamber!
Shelton Benjamin's theme sounds as he makes his way down the ramp to the sound of boos.
Howard Finkel : Introducing first, representing the Billion Dollar Brotherhood, Shelton Benjamin!!
Shelton Benjamin steps through the ropes and into the ring and taunts the crowd as they boo him. RVD's theme sounds as the boos turn to cheers.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Rob Van Dam!!!
RVD comes through the curtain and makes his way down the ramp. RVD hops onto the apron and points to himself and says "R-V-D" as the crowd mimics him. Meanwhile, Benjamin runs up behind him and nails with a high knee to the back, knocking RVD off the apron and onto the arena floor. RVD begins to get to his feet on the outside of the ring as Benjamin runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to jump up and over the top rope to hit a senton bomb over the ropes and onto the RVD. Both Benjamin and RVD are down on the arena floor. Benjamin gets to his feet first and pulls RVD up. Benjamin walks RVD over to the steel steps and slams him head first off the steel steps. Benjamin then rolls RVD back in the ring. Benjamin quickly follows behind. Benjamin picks RVD up and whips him into the turnbuckle. RVD is in the turnbuckle as Benjamin runs at RVD and attempts to monkey flip RVD out of the turnbuckle, but RVD lands on his feet. Benjamin runs at RVD as RVD hits a huge spinning heel kick, knocking Benjamin down to the mat. RVD runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to go for the rolling thunder, but Benjamin gets his knees up and drives his knees into RVD's back. Benjamin picks RVD up and unloads with right hands to the face, backing RVD against the ropes. Benjamin chops RVD across the chest and whips him into the ropes as Benjamins ducks down by the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. RVD comes off the ropes as Benjamin attempts to backbody drop RVD over the ropes, but RVD lands on the apron. Benjamin turns around as RVD hits a huge side kick to the head, stunning Benjamin. RVD then hooks Benjamin and suplexes him over the ropes and down the arena floor. Benjamin slowly gets to his feet and is stunned as RVD points to himself and says "R-V-D". RVD then jumps from the apron onto the top rope and attempts a springboard moonsault, but Benjamin moves out of the way and RVD crashes and burns on the arena floor. RVD is down on the arena floor.
J.R. : What a risk by Mr. Pay Per View! Rob Van Dam going for a springboard moonsault off the top rope, but nobody was home.
King : Van Dam went for an all or nothing move and that time, he got nothing.
Benjamin picks up RVD and rolls him back in the ring. RVD pulls himself up on the ropes as Benjamin hops onto the apron and then hops from the apron onto the ropes to hit a bulldog off the top rope on RVD. Benjamin turns RVD over and makes the cover for the 1-2- RVD gets his foot on the bottom rope. Benjamin pounds the mat and stalks RVD as he is getting ready to hit pay dirt. RVD gets to his feet as Benjamin runs at him and attempts to hit pay dirt, but RVD pushes Benjamin off and accidentally pushes Benjamin into the referee. The referee is down and out cold. Suddenly, Eugene runs down the ramp as RVD goes to the outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair. Eugene slides under the ropes and helps Benjamin to his feet as RVD slides in the ring with the steel chair. RVD throws the chair at Benjamin, but Benjamin moves out of the way and pulls Eugene in the way. Eugene goes down to the mat hard, as RVD bends down to the check on Eugene. Benjamin grabs the steel chair and comes up behind RVD and hits RVD in the back with the steel chair. Benjamin throws the steel chair down and hits the t-bone suplex on RVD on the steel chair. Benjamin has got RVD pinned in the middle of the ring with no referee. Benjamin gets off RVD and walks over to the referee and shakes him. The referee begins to move but still has his back to Benjamin. Benjamin turns around as Al Snow runs through the crowd and jumps over the control gate to slide into the ring with head. Al Snow nails Benjamin right in the head with his manican head. Benjamin goes down to the mat as Al Snow runs out of the ring and back through the crowd. The referee turns around and gets to his feet as RVD also gets to his feet. RVD walks over to the ropes and hops to the top rope and taunts the crowd as he says "R-V-D". RVD then hits the five star frogsplash off the top rope and onto Benjamin for the 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner and advancing to the Elimination Chamber match at Ring of Passion, Rob Van Dam!!!
J.R. : Is going to Ring of Passion, just two weeks away!! Van Dam has got an opportunity to become the world heavyweight champion!!
King : RVD is going to Ring of Passion in the Elimination Chamber match!
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Jeff Hardy Shrine
As we return Goldust is sitting in a dark room with candles all around him. He has pictures of Jeff Hardy on the wall as he rubs his hands over them.
Goldust : Jeff Hardy! Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy. My little rainbow haired monster. Jeff,my little rainbow haired warrior. Jeff I have watched from a far for so long. Flipping through the air, hitting your little swanton bombs. Well Jeff, in 2 weeks at Ring of Passion, I spoke to Vince McMahon and its official. Jeff Hardy against the one and only Goldust for the Intercontinental championship. The first Intercontinental champion will be crowned. In just two weeks you and I will go one on one with each other. And Jeff my sweet little rainbow haired warrior, you will remember the name of........ eeeewwwwwwwww........ Goldust.
Tajiri Vs. Rey Mysterio
The camera pans back to the ring as Tajiri's theme sounds. Tajiri makes his way down the ramp as the crowd cheers him on.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring, The Japanese Buzz saw, Tajiri.
Tajiri slides under the ropes and into the ring as Rey Mysterio's pyro goes off and Mysterio pops up from the ramp. As the crowd cheers.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Rey Mysterio.
Mysterio slides under the ropes and into the ring as the bell sounds. Tajiri and Mysterio go face to face in the middle of the ring as Mysterio extends his hand to Tajiri as the two shake hands out of respect. Both men walk away but don't take their eyes of each other. Tajiri and Mysterio lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Tajiri breaks the hold by putting Mysterio in a head lock takedown. Mysterio reverses by putting Tajiri in a head scissor. Tajiri reverses by bridging out of the head scissor. Mysterio reverses by sunset flipping Tajiri over for the 1-2- Tajiri reverses by rolling over and hooking Mysterio's legs for the 1-2- Mysterio rolls Tajiri back into a sunset flip for the 1-2-. Both men then get to their feet to a stand off. The crowd applauds both men. Mysterio runs at Tajiri as Tajiri hits an arm drag takedown. Mysterio quickly gets to his feet as Tajiri quickly hits a superkick to the side of Mysterio's head. Mysterio gets knocked through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Mysterio is stunned on the arena floor as Tajiri runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes and hits a plancha over the top rope and onto Mysterio. Tajiri gets to his feet and pulls Mysterio up by his mask and hits a huge snap suplex on Mysterio on the ramp. Tajiri picks Mysterio up and rolls him back in the ring. Tajiri slides back in the ring after Mysterio. Tajiri picks Mysterio up and chops him across the chest and backs him into the turnbuckle. Tajiri then perches Mysterio on the top rope and climbs to the top rope. Tajiri goes for a hurricanranna, but Mysterio reverses into a sit out powerbomb off the top rope for the 1-2- Tajiri gets his shoulder up.
J.R. : Tajiri gets his shoulder up at the last second!
King : Tajiri will not go down. But neither will Mysterio, neither man is going to budge in this one, J.R.
Mysterio picks Tajiri up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Tajiri is in the turnbuckle as Mysterio runs at him in the turnbuckle and monkey flips Tajiri out of the turnbuckle. Tajiri is down on the mat as Mysterio hits a standing shooting star press on Tajiri. Mysterio pulls Tajiri up by his hair and whips him into the ropes, Tajiri comes off the ropes as Mysterio goes for a clothesline, that Tajiri ducks and does a hand stand into the ropes to hit a springboard elbow on Mysterio. Tajiri then signals for the buzz saw kick. Mysterio is on his hands and knees as Tajiri goes for the kick, but Mysterio ducks the kick and hits a huge german suplex on Tajiri. Tajiri is down on the mat as Mysterio climbs to the top rope. Mysterio goes for a big splash off the top rope, but Tajiri gets his foot up to kick Mysterio in the face. Mysterio is stunned and falls against the ropes as Tajiri gets to his feet and locks in the tarantula on Mysterio. The referee makes the count 1-2-3-4-5- and then forces Tajiri to break the hold. Mysterio is stunned as Tajiri goes for a standing hurricanranna, until Mysterio pushes him backwards off his shoulders. Tajiri lands on his feet as Mysterio runs at Tajiri, but Tajiri hits a drop toe hold. Tajiri quickly gets to his feet and hits a legdrop on the back of Mysterio's head. Tajiri then turns Mysterio over and attempts to sling shot Mysterio into the ropes, but Mysterio lands on the second rope and attempts to hit a moonsault on Tajiri, but Tajiri moves out of the way as Mysterio lands on the mat. Tajiri then goes for the buzz saw kick again, but Mysterio ducks and dropkicks Tajiri in the back, knocking him across the second rope. While Tajiri is across the second rope, Mysterio runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit the 619 on Tajiri. Tajiri is stunned as Mysterio hits the west coast pop on Tajiri for the 1-2-3.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner Rey Mysterio!
J.R. : What a high flying, high impact match! Mysterio and Tajiri have put on one hell of a match!
King : And look at this, Rey Mysterio helping Tajiri to his feet. Oh wait a minute look out!!!!!
Big Daddy V runs down the ramp with Slick not far behind and slides under ropes and into the ring. Daddy V nails Mysterio with a forearm to the back of the head, taking him down to the mat. Big Daddy then headbutts Tajiri to the mat. Big Daddy stomps away at Mysterio on the mat and then rips Mysterio up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. Big Daddy then picks Tajiri up and whips him into the same turnbuckle. Both Mysterio and Tajiri are in the same turnbuckle as Big Daddy runs at them both and hits a big splash on both men in the turnbuckle. Slick continues to direct traffic. As Big Daddy leans against the ropes and comes off to hit a huge big splash on Tajiri. Big Daddy then picks up Tajiri and grabs him by the head to throw him up and over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Big Daddy then picks Mysterio up and bench presses him over his head and throws him over the ropes and down to the mat. Big Daddy pounds his chest in fury as he is the last man in the ring.
J.R. : Look at Slick! Slick is smiling at the destruction and chaos that Big Daddy V has left around this ring!!
King : Big Daddy V has made Slick one happy manager tonight! Hahaha. I think Mysterio and Tajiri are nothing more then stains on the mat after Big Daddy V got done with them! Big Daddy V has destroyed!
J.R. : Its gotta make you wonder, what does he have in store for the Undertaker, later on tonight! Folks we'll be right back after these messages!
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Bret Hart Calls Out Dx
We return to Destruction as Bret Hart's theme sounds. Bret makes his way down the ramp with a microphone. Bret rolls in the ring with his microphone.
Bret Hart : Cut my music. Shawn Michaels, last week you showed yourself to me and all these people. You showed yourself as being the true opportunist, by sweet chin musicing me. But you see Shawn, we've known each other for quite sometime. And while your scams and cheap shots may work with some in the business they don't work with me. Shawn, I have your number and at Ring of Passion, your gonna get called out. You see Shawn, you know it, I know it, and all the guys in the back know it, you made it to the top of this business, by screwing people over and being the true conniving s.o.b. that you really are. You see Shawn, it wasn't you that has to live with the fact of getting screwed over like I did. Ever since November of 1997, I can't walk out of my house without somebody bringing up the Montreal Screw job. And every time someone asks me about that night, it brings back all the pain. It brings back the feeling of rage and anger as I smashed tv monitors on the ground. It brings back the fury that I had when I slugged Vince McMahon in the face. And most of all it brings back the memory of my children looking disappointed. My children expected to see their father shine as the best their is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. But instead they saw their father get screwed over by some low life by the name of Shawn Michaels. I have waited twelve years to get my hands on you. And I'm not waiting any longer, so Shawn get out her now and bring that little degenerate Triple H! Get out here or I'm going back there!!
Bret throws the microphone down and starts to walk up the ramp. Until DX's theme hits as the crowd gives a mixed reaction.HHH walks out on the ramp and stares at Bret. As Bret runs up the ramp and HHH runs at Bret. The two meet in the middle of the ramp and exchange right hands on the ramp. Bret knees HHH in the stomach and unloads with clubbing forearms to the back of the head. As HHH makes his way up the ramp and towards the back. Bret follows him to the back as Shawn Michaels pops out from behind the curtain and nails Bret with the sweet chin music, knocking him to the ramp. HHH and HBK stomp away at Bret on the mat. HBK hovers over him and unloads with hard right hands to the face as referees run out on the ramp and pull HBK off Bret. HBK and HHH both make an X with their arms and walk to the back. Referees help Bret as the camera fads to a commercial.
Ring of Passion Commercial : It will be a night like a no other. A night when the superstars of the spam will lay it all on the line. Two bitter rivals will look to be the last man standing. As "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels will take on his long time rival Bret "hit man" Hart in a Last Man Standing Match. Then inside the demonic structure called the Elimination Chamber, six spam superstars will battle with one goal in mind. Making professional wrestling history and being the first ever spam champion! Ring of Passion, 2 weeks away!!!
We return as J.R. and King are sitting at the commentary table.
J.R. : Moments ago, D-generation X struck again! Both Shawn Michaels and Triple H lured Bret Hart into a trap that led to him getting the sweet chin music and being attacked by HBK.
King : But next week, Bret Hart gets his opportunity to get his hands one half of DX! Bret Hart versus Triple H, next week on Destruction.
J.R. : But right now lets send it up to ring announcer Howard Finkel!
Sabu Vs. Taz
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for a spot in the Elimination Chamber Match! Making his way to the ring first, the human suplex machine, Taz.
"War Machine" sounds as Taz makes his way down the ramp with a black towel over his head. Taz rolls in the ring and pulls his black towel off and stands in the turnbuckle and folds his arms as he waits for the arrival of Sabu. The lights go out.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, death defying, Sabu!
The lights come back up as Sabu's theme sounds and he is standing at the top of the ramp with a chair. Sabu makes his way down the ramp and throws the chair in the ring and slides under the ropes. Taz runs at Sabu and stomps away at him on the mat. As the referee calls for the bell. Taz picks Sabu up and unloads with right hands to the head, backing Sabu against the ropes. Taz then chops Sabu across the chest multiple times with all his might. Taz then whips Sabu into the ropes, as Sabu jumps on the second rope and comes off the second rope with a full head of steam to drive his elbow into Taz's head. Sabu now stomps away at Taz on the mat. Sabu then picks Taz up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Taz is in the turnbuckle as Sabu runs at him and attempts to hit a big splash on Taz, but Taz moves and Sabu crashes into the turnbuckle. Sabu comes out of the turnbuckle and is stunned, as Taz goes behind Sabu and hooks him around the waist to german suplex Sabu up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. The crowd chants ECW! ECW! ECW! Sabu pulls himself up on the control gate as Taz steps through the ropes and onto the apron. Taz attempts to hit a double ax handle smash, as Sabu moves out of the way and punches Taz in the stomach. Sabu then slams Taz head first off the control gate. Taz is stunned as Sabu backs up and points to the ceiling. Sabu then hops onto the control gate and runs on the control gate to jump off and hit a hurricanranna on Taz on the outside of the ring. Sabu picks up Taz and rolls him in the ring, Sabu follows him behind. Sabu picks up the steel chair that he threw in the ring and unfolds the chair in the middle of the ring. Taz is down on the mat, as Sabu runs at the chair, jumps on the steel chair, and then jumps from the chair onto the top rope, as Taz quickly gets up and runs into the ropes, causing Sabu to land on the top rope. Sabu is stunned on the top rope as Taz climbs to the top rope with Sabu. Taz grabs Sabu and t-bone suplexes Sabu off the top rope and through the steel chair below. Sabu is down and screaming in pain as the steel chair is crushed under him. The crowd erupts ECW! ECW! ECW!
J.R. : Good God almighty, Sabu just broke that chair in half!! Sabu's body and that chair is broken in half!!!
King : Taz might have just destroyed Sabu! I don't know if its humanly possible to get up from that.
Taz rolls over and makes the pin for the 1-2- Sabu gets his shoulder up at the last minute. Taz hovers over Sabu on the mat and unloads with forearms to the head of Sabu on the mat. Taz pulls Sabu up by his hair and hits a belly to belly suplex. Taz then steps on Sabu's throat and holds onto the top rope for leverage as the referee counts 1-2-3-4- and then forces Taz to break the hold. Taz backs away and signals for the tazmission. Sabu begins to slowly get to his feet as Taz runs at him as Sabu hits a hard superkick on Taz out of nowhere. Taz goes down to the mat. Sabu grabs the crushed chair and steps through the ropes with it and climbs to the top rope. Sabu has the chair on the top rope and attempts to hit the arabian skull crusher, but Taz moves out of the way, causing Sabu to crash and burn on the mat. Sabu is in a sitting position on the mat as Taz comes up behind him and locks in the tazmission. Sabu is whaling his arms around as Taz is choking out Sabu. The referee goes to check on Sabu and sees that Sabu is out as the referee calls for the bell.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Taz!
Taz raises his hand in victory. Suddenly, Vader comes running down the ramp as Sabu is down and out on the mat. Vader slide into the ring and hits a big splash on Sabu on the mat. Vader picks Sabu up and unloads with hard right hands to the body and head of Sabu. Vader then kicks Sabu in the stomach and hits a vader bomb on Sabu. Sabu is down and out on the mat. Vader pulls a lifeless Sabu to his feet and throws him up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Vader steps through the ropes and onto the arena floor as he walks over to the commentary table and pulls the top of the table off. Vader then pulls out the tv monitors as J.R. and King try to talk Vader out of doing anything crazy. Vader picks Sabu up and lays him out across the commentary table. Sabu is down and out on the table as Vader looks at the top rope. Vader hops onto the apron and climbs to the top rope with his back to Sabu. Vader then hits a moonsault off the top rope and onto Sabu and through the commentary table. Sabu and Vader are both down and out in the middle of the pieces of the broken commentary table. The crowd goes insane chanting HOLY SHI**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! Referees and medics immediately rush the scene.
J.R. : GOOD GOD! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE! VADER AND SABU ARE BOTH DOWN AT OUR FEET! VADER JUST CAME CRASHING THROUGH SABU AND OUR TABLE!
King : Vader is about 350 pounds and he just came flying through the air and right through our announce table! Sabu may never fly or move again after that one!
J.R. : Well be right back as we get things squared away out here!
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We return as J.R. and the King are sitting in the midst of the broken pieces of the table.
J.R. : We are back here on Destruction and were trying to get things squared away out here after Vader came flying off that top rope and through both our table and Sabu. There is no word on the condition of Sabu or Vader, we'll try to get an update before the night is over.
Goldust's shrine
The camera pans backstage as Goldust is still sitting in his shrine. Goldust picks up a candle and drips hot wax on Jeff Hardy's poster and rubs his hand over his poster. Suddenly someone turns on the lights and Jeff Hardy jumps on Goldust, taking him down to the floor. Jeff unloads with right hands on Goldust on the floor. Jeff rips all the posters down and tears them up. Jeff picks Goldust up and kicks him in the stomach to hit the twist of fate on Goldust. Jeff then picks up Goldust and grabs him by the head and throws him through the wall. Goldust is down and out as he is layed out in the middle of the broken pieces of the wall. The camera pans back to J.R. and the King.
King : Jeff Hardy has really taken things to the extreme this time. Goldust has got to be hurt!
J.R. : Speaking of getting hurt, later on tonight Roddy Piper takes on Mr. McMahon and someone is bound to get hurt in that one. But coming next, Big Daddy V takes on The Undertaker with the winner taking the last spot in the Elimination Chamber match.
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We return to Destruction as Howard Finkel is standing in the center of the ring.
Big Daddy V Vs. Undertaker
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for the last spot remaining in the Elimination Chamber!! Making his way to the ring first, being accompanied by Slick, Big Daddy V!
Slick walks out on the ramp as Big Daddy V walks out and makes his way down the ramp. Big Daddy V is booed by the fans as he makes his way to the ring. Slick steps through the bottom rope as Big Daddy V steps through the ropes. Slick raises Big Daddy V's hand as the lights go out in the arena. The crowd explodes. A gong sounds as fire shoots up from the ramp as Undertaker walks out on the ramp as smoke fills the entrance way.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, The Undertaker!
Undertaker walks down the ramp and up the steps as he raises his arms and lights come back on. Undertaker steps over the ropes and into the ring as he locks his eyes on Big Daddy. Undertaker removes his hat and coat and gives it to the referee as the bell sounds. Undertaker and Big Daddy go face to face in the middle of the ring. Undertaker nails Big Daddy with a hard right hand to the face as Big Daddy chops Undertaker across the chest. Undertaker replies with a right hand to the head as Big Daddy chops Undertaker again. Big Daddy knees Undertaker in the stomach and then unloads with right hands to the head. Big Daddy backs Undertaker against the ropes and whips him into the ropes as Undertaker comes off Big Daddy hits a spinning heel kick. Undertaker goes down to the mat as Big Daddy runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to attempt a big splash, but Undertaker moves out of the way causing Big Daddy to crash and burn on the mat. Big Daddy gets up and is stunned as Undertaker runs at him and clotheslines him up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Slick runs over to Big Daddy as Undertaker looks down on him with fury. Undertaker steps through the ropes and onto the apron as Undertaker jumps off the apron and attempts a double ax handle as Big Daddy catches him in mid air and rams Undertaker back first into the ring post. Undertaker is layed out against the ring post as Big Daddy walks away and then runs at Undertaker and hits a big splash on Undertaker against the ring post. Undertaker's eyes roll into the back of his head as Big Daddy walks over and irish whips Undertaker into the steel steps knees first, causing Undertaker to flip over the steps and onto the arena floor. Big Daddy rolls back in the ring as Slick immediately runs over and unloads with kicks to the stomach of Undertaker. Slick stomps away at Undertaker on the arena floor. Slick then pulls Undertaker up by his hair and rolls him back in the ring. Undertaker is down on the mat as Big Daddy walks over and steps on Undertaker's chest and then walks over his chest, putting all of his weight on Undertaker's chest. Big Daddy pulls Undertaker to hit feet and whips him into the ropes, Undertaker comes off the ropes as Big Daddy hits a huge samoan drop on Undertaker in the middle of the ring. Big Daddy makes the pin as the referee makes the count 1-2- Undertaker gets his shoulder up at the last minute. Slick and Big Daddy both look on in amazement. Slick grabs a steel chair and hands it to Big Daddy. Big Daddy raises the chair and is about to hit Undertaker until the referee stands in front of him and orders Big Daddy to drop the chair. Meanwhile, Slick grabs a chair off his own and slides in the ring behind the referee's back and nails Undertaker with a chair shot to the head, knocking him to the mat. Slick unloads with chair shots to Undertaker behind the referee's back. Slick runs out of the ring with the chair as the referee turns around. Undertaker is down and out on the mat, as Big Daddy runs into the ropes and comes off to attempt to hit a legdrop, but Undertaker sits up at the last minute. Big Daddy gets to his feet as he is favoring his leg. Undertaker unloads with hard right hands to the face, backing Big Daddy into the ropes. Undertaker whips Big Daddy into the ropes as Undertaker runs into the ropes also, both men meet in the middle of the ring as Undertaker hits a flying clothesline on Big Daddy. Undertaker quickly gets back to his feet as Big Daddy rolls to the outside of the ring. Slick runs over to Big Daddy and stands behind him and pats him on the back. Meanwhile, Undertaker runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to attempt to hit a diving crossbody takedown over the top rope and onto Big Daddy, but he moves and Undertaker lands the crossbody takedown on Slick.
King : Oh No!!! Look out Slick!!!!
J.R. : The Undertaker just took out Slick! The Undertaker just hit that huge dive over the ropes and onto Slick!! Slick is down and by God he is out on the arena floor!!
Big Daddy looks over at Slick and is enraged. Undertaker gets to his feet as Big Daddy runs at Undertaker and nails him with a hard forearm to the back of the head, knocking Undertaker to the arena floor. Big Daddy pulls Undertaker up and rolls him back in the ring. Big Daddy slides back in the ring and leans against the ropes and comes off the ropes to drop an elbowdrop into Undertaker's chest. Big Daddy picks Undertaker up by his hair and hits a snap suplex. Undertaker is down on the mat as Big Daddy hops to the second rope. Big Daddy taunts the crowd for the big splash. Big Daddy jumps off the second rope and goes for the big splash, but Undertaker moves out of the way causing Big Daddy to land hard on the mat. Big Daddy gets up but is stunned as Undertaker stands behind him and signals for the chokeslam. Big Daddy turns around as Undertaker wraps his hand around Big Daddy's neck and chokeslams him to the mat. The crowd erupts at the sight of Undertaker getting Big Daddy off the ground. Big Daddy is on the mat as Undertaker runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to lift both legs off the mat to hit a high impact double legdrop. Undertaker coves Big Daddy for the 1-2- Big Daddy gets his shoulder up. Undertaker argues with the referee as Big Daddy rolls to the outside of the ring. Big Daddy grabs a steel chair from around ringside and slides back in the ring with the steel chair. Undertaker has his back to Big Daddy as he is still arguing with the referee. Big Daddy runs at Undertaker and swings the chair as Undertaker and the referee duck, causing the steel chair to hit the top rope and bounce off the ropes and into Big Daddy's face. Big Daddy is stunned as Undertaker nails Big Daddy with a big boot to the face, knocking Big Daddy onto the second rope. The referee grabs the chair and is in the process of throwing it out of the ring, as Rey Mysterio comes running through the crowd and jumps off the control gate. Mysterio grabs onto the ringpost and hits a 619 on Big Daddy from the outside of the ring. Big Daddy goes flying off the second rope and is stunned, as Undertaker picks him up on his shoudler and hits a huge tombstone piledriver on Big Daddy. Undertaker folds Big Daddy's arms across his chest for the 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, The Undertaker!!!
Big Daddy rolls to the outside of the ring along side Slick. Undertaker rolls his straps down and raises his arms in victory. Out of nowhere, Umaga runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. As Undertaker turns around, Umaga hits a huge samoan drop on Undertaker. Umaga taunts the crowd as Rob Van Dam runs in the ring behind Umaga with a steel chair. Umaga turns around as RVD nails Umaga with a hard chair shot to the head, taking him to the mat. RVD lays the chair across Umaga's chest and then walks over to the ropes and hops to the top rope and hits a huge five star frogsplash on Umaga. RVD is favoring his stomach on the mat, as Taz slides into the ring. He quickly goes over to RVD and locks in the tazzmission. RVD taps out in pain. Hulk Hogan then comes running down the ramp to a huge reception. Taz lets go of the tazzmission and taunts Hogan. Hogan slides into the ring as Taz takes a swing at him. Hogan ducks and unloads with right hands of his own on Taz. Hogan backs Taz against the ropes and then whips Taz into the ropes. Taz comes off the ropes as Hogan hits a big boot, as Taz goes down to the mat and rolls to the outside of the ring. Ric Flair now runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Flair spins Hogan around and nails him with a right hand to the head. Hogan responds with a right hand of his own. Flair and Hogan are batteling it out in the middle of the ring exchanging right hands. Undertaker then sits up and walks up to the side of Flair and Hogan. Both men turn towards Undertaker, as Undertaker grabs both Hogan and Flair by the throat. Undertaker then chokeslams both men to the mat. Everyone is down as Undertaker stands tall and his theme hits.
J.R. : Look at the wreckage all around the ring! And only one man stands tall, the deadman!!!
King : The Undertaker is going to be a force to be reckon with in that Elimination Chamber!! There is no telling what lengths these men will go to at Ring of Passion!!!
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We return as J.R. and King are sitting around their broken table.
J.R. : Moments ago, we witnessed The Undertaker advance to the Elimination Chamber. And then all hell broke lose.
King : Yea but amongst all those men, The Undertaker was standing last and chokeslamed Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan at the same time!!
Ring of Passion Card
J.R. : Well it is now official, The Undertaker has advanced to the Elimination Chamber Match. Ring of Passion is just two weeks away and what a night it is going to be. It has just been added to the card that the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase will represent the Billion Dollar Brotherhood to take on Al Snow, representing the JOB Squad. Plus we learned earlier on tonight, that the first ever Intercontinental Champion will be crowned as Jeff Hardy takes on the bizzare Goldust!
King : If Jeff Hardy isn't extreme enough, things are going to get even more extreme. Just announced straight from Mr. McMahon's desk, Sabu will take on Vader in an extreme rules match! There is no telling if either man will make it out alive! And thats not enough the bitter rival of Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart comes to a head. The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels takes on the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, Bret Hart in a Last Man Standing match!!
J.R. : Then the grand daddy of em all!! The Elimination Chamber with the spam Heavyweight Title on the line!! Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, Rob Van Dam, Taz, Umaga, and The Undertaker step into the Elimination Chamber with the common goal of becoming the Heavyweight Champion!!! We are just two weeks away from Ring of Passion!!! And next week right here on Destruction, Bret "hit man" Hart will take on The Game Triple H!!
Ric Flair breaks the news to Umaga
The camera pans backstage as Armondo Estrada is talking to Umaga. Suddenly, Ric Flair walks in as Umaga immediately raises his fist and goes face to face with Flair.
Ric Flair : Tell your man to back off, Estrada! Because next week were going to be partners. Mr. McMahon sent me in here to let you know, next week on Destruction. Theres going to be a six man tag match. Umaga, Ric Flair, and Taz against Rob Van Dam, Hulk Hogan, and The Undertaker. So you better not screw up or get in my way. Either one of you!!!
Flair turns around and walks out as Umaga looks at Flair with rage. Estrada stands side by side with Umaga.
The camera pans to a split screen where Roddy Piper is walking down the hallway and Vince McMahon is walking down the hallway on the other side of the screen.
J.R. : Mr. McMahon battles Hot Rod Roddy Piper up next!!
Roddy Piper Vs. Mr. McMahon
We return to Destruction as Vince McMahon's theme souds as he makes his way to the ring. The crowd erupts into a sea of boos.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring, the owner of spam, Mr. McMahon!!
Mr. McMahon walks up the steps and steps through the ropes and into the ring. McMahon taunts the crowd. Until Roddy Piper's theme hits and the crowd erupts.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper!!
Piper gets a huge ovation as he makes his way down the ramp. Piper slides into the ring and takes his kilt and shirt off as he stares across the ring at McMahon. The bell sounds as both men go face to face in the middle of the ring. McMahon slaps Piper across the face. Piper backs away and touvhrd his face. He then turns around and tackles McMahon to the mat and unloads with right hands to the face of McMahon on the mat. Pipper pulls McMahon up to his feet by his hair and then grabs onto McMahon's head and throws him up and over the top rope and down to the outside of the ring. Piper goes to the outside of the ring and grabs the wire from the camera man's camera. He runs over to McMahon and puts the wire around McMahon's throat and chokes him out on the outside of the ring. Piper lets go of the choke and then whips McMahon across the back with the wire over and over again. McMahon is running away from Piper in fear. Piper is chasing after McMahon up the ramp. McMahon goes to the backstage area as Piper chases after him. McMahon is now heading for the exit door as Piper is walking up behind him. McMahon goes to the outside of the arena and runs for his limo that is parked near the Production Truck. Piper runs after McMahon and nails him with a huge forearm to the back of the head knocking him to the ground. Piper picks McMahon up and walks him over to the limo and slams him head first off the hood of the limo. McMahon is stunned as Piper unloads with jabs to the face, knocking McMahon onto the hood of the car. Piper jumps onto the hood of the limo and goes for an elbowdrop, but McMahon moves out of the way. McMahon walks towards the Production Truck. McMahon walks up the steps and into the truck and screams at everyone to get out of the truck. Piper runs up the steps and into the truck as he nails McMahon with a forearm from behind. McMahon crawls over to the door and pulls himself up on the door of the truck. Piper picks up a laptop computer and nails McMahon in the head with the computer, knocking McMahon through the door and down the steps. McMahon is layed out on the ground. Explosions start going off all around the truck. Until the entire Production Truck burst into the flames and explodes. The truck is engulfed in flames as McMahon is layed out on the ground. Security rushes the scene with fire extinguishers and tries to put out the fire.
J.R. : GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!! THAT PRODUCTION TRUCK IS ON FIRE AND RODDY PIPER IS IN IT!!!
King : PIPERS IN THE TRUCK!!! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!! Last week it was Ultimate Warrior and this week its Roddy Piper!
J.R. : WE NEED HELP FOR RODDY PIPER IMMEDIATELY!!! JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR MORE DESTRUCTION!!!
The show ends to the shot fading with the flames beginning to be extinguished.
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