Post by hulkrulz4ever on Jul 24, 2009 1:18:53 GMT -5
Destruction # 3
Pyro erupts and fans are screaming as Destruction opens.
J.R. : We are just one week away from Ring of Passion!! It is the last Destruction before Ring of Passion and everything and anything will and can happen here tonight!!
King : Your not kidding J,R., tonight Triple H takes on Bret "hit man" Hart one week before the big Last Man Standing match!
J.R. : And hopefully we'll have an update on the status of Hot Rod Rowdy Piper after last weeks horrific events. Also all six men will be in one ring a week before the Elimination Chamber as Undertaker, Rob Van Dam, and Hulk Hogan team up to take on Umaga, Taz, and Ric Flair in what promises to be one of the craziest six men tags in the history!
Taz Vows to Win
Pyro shoots up from the ramp as "War Machine" plays and Taz makes his way down the ramp. Taz hops onto the apron and steps through the ropes with a microphone.
Taz : Take a look into the future at the next spam champion! Next week at this time, I will have the World Heavyweight Championship around my waist. After years of blood, sweat, and tears I finally take my place in wrestling history at Ring of Passion! Ya see, no other man in that Elimination Chamber is as vicious and mentally insane as what I'm. At Ring of Passion, there will be 5 victims and only one survivor of the Elimination Chamber! So to my opponents I say win if you can and survive if I let you!!!
Armondo Estrada's voice is heard as he makes his way onto the ramp and walks down the ramp with Umaga.
Armondo Estrada : Hold it right there!! My name es Ermandooo Eljandroooo EEEEEESSSSSTTTRRRADDAAAA!!!! And you may be a thug Taz, but you are not a Samoan bulldozer, like UUUUUUUUMMMAAAAAGGGAAAAAAA!!!! Taz my Samoan bulldozer will not be a victim at Ring of Passion, but he will be a champion! That belt belongs to Umaga! And if you get in his way, hes going to take you out of his way, weather you like it or not.
Rob Van Dam's theme sounds. RVD makes his way down the ramp with a microphone. RVD rolls into the ring and stands in the ring with Umaga, Estrada, and Taz.
Rob Van Dam : The only champion in this ring, is the one and only Rob-Van-Dam!!! At Ring of Passion, I'm going to out shine and out preform all 5 competitors and prove once again that I'm the whole damn show! Ring of Passion is the biggest pay per view of the year and for that reason I will make history and prove to everyone why they call me, Mister Pay Per View!
"Real American" sounds as the crowd erupts. Hulk Hogan makes his way down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. Hogan walks up the stairs and into the ring with a microphone.
Hulk Hogan : Listen up brother! It doesn't matter if your Mister Pay Per View, a human suplex machine, or a Samoan bulldozer. Because for years on end, there is and forever will be only one immortal Hulk Hogan brother! Theres only one hulkster and theres only one hulkamania and its gonna run wild at Ring of Passion!! Next week, the 24 inch pythons are gonna come crashing down on 5 other men and the hulkster is gonna be walking out of Ring of Passion as the World Heavyweight Champion, brother!! And there is nothing any one of you can do about! But I wanna know, what these fans wanna know, is whacha gonna do when hulkamania runs wild on you!!!!
"Woooooo!" is heard throughout the arena as Ric Flair makes his way down the ramp. Flair steps into the ring.
Ric Flair : If there is one man in this ring or in this industry that knows about being a champion its the Nature Boy Ric Flair! Its the sixteen time World Heavyweight Champion of the world. I want everyone of you to listen very carefully. This Sunday, I will be stylin and profilin out of Ring of Passion with World Championship Superstars Heavyweight title around my waist. Woooooo!
The lights in the arena go out. The crowd erupts. The lights come back on as Undertaker is standing in the ring behind Umaga. Umaga turns around and runs at Undertaker as Undertaker grabs him by the throat and chokeslams Umaga to the mat. Umaga rolls to the outside of the ring as RVD superkicks Undertaker in the head, knocking him through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Taz then nails RVD in the back of the head with a forearm and stomps away at RVD on the mat. Meanwhile, Hogan and Flair are battling it out and exchanging right hands. Hogan blocks a right hand from Flair and hits a hard right hand to the face, knocking Flair to the mat. Hogan flexes as the crowd cheers him on as Flair nails Hogan with a low blow. Hogan is bent over in pain as Flair grabs him by the head and throws him up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. As Taz kicks RVD under the ropes and down to the arena floor. Flair runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to strut around the ring as he thinks he is the only one in the ring. Taz comes up behind him and locks him in the tazzmission. Taz has got Flair in the tazzmission as he chokes the life out of the Flair. Taz lets go of the hold as Flair is lifeless on the mat. Taz stands tall in the center of the ring.
J.R. : Taz is the last man standing! Last week it was Undertaker and this week its Taz!
King : This could very well be the sight of Ring of Passion next week! We could very well be looking at the first ever spam Heavyweight Champion in the human suplex machine, Taz. Well be back with more.
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Goldust Vs. Eugene
We return as pyor shoots up from the stage and the arena is gold. Gold glitter is falling from the ceiling.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, the bizarre, Goldust!
Goldust steps into the ring and pulls his wig off. Goldust takes off his robe in a seductive way as Eugene's theme hits.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Eugene!!
Eugene comes down the ramp waving to the fans. Eugene walks up the steps and into the ring and waves at the fans and undoes his jacket. The bell sounds as Eugen walks to the middle of the ring and extends his hand to Goldust. Goldust grabs his hand and pulls him in for a short clothesline. Goldust then stomps away at Eugene on the mat. Goldust picks Eugene up and nails him with a hard throat thrust, backing Eugene into the ropes. Goldust then chops Eugene across the chest. Goldust whips Eugene into the ropes, as Eugene comes off the ropes, Goldust jumps into the air and turns around to knock Eugene down with his rear end. Goldust picks Eugene up by his hair and then grabs him by the head and tosses him up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Eugene pulls himself up on the control gate as Goldust steps through the ropes and onto the apron. Goldust jumps off the apron and hits a double ax handle smash on Eugene. Goldust then grabs Eugene by his hair and slams him head first into the control gate. Goldust then grabs him by the arm and attempts to whip him into the steel steps, but Eugene reverses and sends Goldust into the steel steps. Eugene rolls in the ring as Goldust is slowly getting to his feet. Goldust slides under the ropes and into the ring. Eugene quickly walks over to him as Goldust pops up to his knees and punches Eugene in the stomach. Eugene is bent over in pain as Goldust drops to the mat on his back and nails Eugene with a hard right hand to the chin, knocking him to the mat. Goldust gets to his feet and walks over to Eugene and sling shots him into the turnbuckle. Eugene comes out of the turnbuckle and is stunned, Goldust attempts to whip him into the opposite turnbuckle, but Eugene reverses and sends Goldust into the turnbuckle. Goldust is in the turnbuckle as Eugene walks over and climbs to the second rope. Eugene unloads with a series of right hands to the head as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- Eugene mocks Goldust and touches himself and then hits 10. Eugene jumps off the second rope and jumps up and down and claps his hands as Goldust shakes off the cobwebs and runs at Eugene as Eugene hits an armdrag.on Goldust. Goldust is on his hands and knees as Eugene jumps on his back and rides around on his back as he smacks Goldust's rear end. Eugene goes around the whole ring on Goldust's back as Goldust smiles with enjoyment.
King : Hahahaha!! Look at this J.R., Eugene is spanking Goldust and Goldust is liking it! Hahahaha!
J.R. : Not only is Goldust bizarre, but he is crazy as a pet coon.
Eugene jumps off Goldust's back and gets on all fours as he crawls around the ring and headbutts Goldust on the mat. Eugene imitates Junkyard Dog as the crowd cheers him on. Eugene then gets to his feet and appears to be setting Goldust up for the stunner. Goldust gets up and Eugene kicks him in the stomach and hooks him for the stunner, but Goldust pushes him off. Goldust goes for a clothesline, but Eugene ducks and scoops Goldust up on his shoulders and spins Goldust around. Eugene hits an airplane spin on Goldust. Goldust hits a thumb to the eye of Eugene, as Eugene puts Goldust down on the mat. Eugene is dizzy and attempts to run at Goldust, but GOldust moves and Eugene runs into the referee. The referee gets knocked down and is stunned. Suddenly Al Snow runs through the crowd and jumps over the control gate with head in his hand. Al Snow slides under the ropes and into the ring and nails Goldust in the face with head. Goldust is stunned as Eugene kicks Goldust in the stomach and connects with the stunner. Al Snow runs to the outside of the ring as the referee gets to his feet. Eugene makes the cover as the referee makes the count 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Eugene!
Al Snow jumps in the ring and celebrates with Eugene in the ring. Eugene just looks at Al Snow with a confused look. Million Dollar Man runs down the ramp and into the ring and nails Snow with a forearm to the back of the head. Snow goes down to the mat as M$M stomps away at Snow on the mat. Eugene looks on and begins to stomp away at Snow on the mat also. Eugene and M$M are stomping away at Snow on the mat. M$M picks Snow up and locks in the million dollar dream as Eugene unloads with kicks to the stomach of Al Snow.Snow is losing consciousness. M$M lets go of Snow and allows him to lifelessly drop to the mat. M$M then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hundred dollar bill and sticks it Snow's mouth. M$M then turns to Eugene and nails Eugene with a hard right hand to the face, knocking Eugene to the mat. M$M's theme plays as he leaves the ring alone.
J.R. : The Million Dollar Man has laid out Al Snow and nearly took Eugene's head off with that stiff right hand. The Million Dollar Man has made it apparent he does not want Eugene anywhere near him or his Billion Dollar Brotherhood.
King : How is Al Snow going to respond at Ring of Passion, when he gets the Million Dollar Man one on one.
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We Want on the Card
We return to Destruction as Vince McMahon is sitting in his office on his cell phone, talking to someone.
Mr. McMahon : I know what I have to do. Tonight I'm going out to that ring and I'm going to set the record straight.
Shelton Benjamin and JBL come breaking into Mr. McMahon's office. Mr. McMahon hangs up the phone.
Mr. McMahon : Who the hell do you think you are? Breaking into my office while I'm on the phone!
JBL : Mister McMahon, Shelton and I are very sorry. I no way did we mean to disrespect you. But we have a favor to ask. Ring of Passion is the first spam pay per view and myself and Shelton Benjamin aren't on the card. We want on the card. How can you have a pay per view without a wrestling God!
Shelton Benjamin : And the gold standard!
Mr. McMahon : I'll tell you what. You both do something tonight that proves to me you deserve to be on the card at Ring of Passion and I'll put you both on the card. Only if you impress me.
Vader Vows to go Extreme
Vader's theme sounds as he steps through the curtain and onto the ramp with a microphone in his hand. Vader walks down the ramp and steps into the ring.
Vader : Cut my music!! Last week you all saw first hand, just how extreme I can get. Last week, I took out Sabu! I layed him out across that commentary table and hit a flying moonsault off the top rope and right through him and the commentary table. Ever since the match was announced, that I would face Sabu in an extreme rules match. People have been coming up to me, asking me if I'm afraid to step through the ropes and get in the ring with the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, death defying Sabu!! And to all them I answer to them, I don't have to be homicidal, suicidal, or genocidal, I'm the man they call Vader!!! And at Ring of Passion, when that bell rings and Sabu and I go extreme, its gonna be Vader TIME!!!!
Sabu's theme sounds. Vader quickly looks to the entrance way as Sabu limps down the ramp with a steel chair in his hand. Sabu throws the chair over the ropes and into the ring. Sabu slides under the ropes and into the ring as he runs at Vader and spears him to the mat. Sabu is on top of Vader unloading with a series of hard right hands to the head of Vader on the mat. Referee's run out and try to pull Sabu off Vader. The referees pull Sabu off Vader, as Vader gets to his feet and nails Sabu with a hard right hand, knocking him to the mat as Vader tries to kick Sabu on the mat. As referees try to get in between the two. Referees take Vader out of the ring as Sabu gets to his feet and unfolds the steel chair near the ropes. Vader is on the outside of the ring as Sabu taunts Vader to get back in the ring and then points to the ceiling. Sabu runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hop onto the chair and then jumps from the chair onto the top rope. Sabu then hits a huge shooting star press off the top rope and onto Vader and all the referees around him. Sabu, Vader, and all the referees are all down and scattered all over the arena floor.
J.R. : My God King, did you see that? Sabu just hit a huge shooting star press on Vader and those referees!!! Good God Almighty!!!
King : At this rate theres no telling if either man will be able to make it to Ring of Passion!
J.R. : Well one thing is for sure in 1 week, these men are going to throw caution to the wind and go extreme when they get in the ring together at Ring of Passion!!!
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Ring of Passion Commercial : It all began in 1997. One man felt his long and illustrious career was tainted to buy a screw job. And professional wrestling would never be the same. Both men will lay it all on the line to be the last man standing at the end of this war. Shawn Michaels battles Bret "hit man" Hart. spam Ring of Passion, just one week away.
Big Daddy V Vs. Tajiri & Rey Mysterio
We return to Destruction as Big Daddy V's theme sounds. Slick makes his way through the curtain as Big Daddy V follows behind.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a handicap match. Making his way to the ring first, being accompanied by Slick, Big Daddy V!
Big Daddy V walks up the steel steps and into the ring as Slick stays on the outside and taunts the fans. Tajiri's theme sounds as Tajiri makes his way down the ramp to a pop from the crowd.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, The Japanese Buzz saw, Tajiri.
Tajiri stops at the bottom of the ramp and points to the entrance way. Rey Mysterio's pyro shoots up as Mysterio pops up from the ramp. The crowd gives Mysterio a nice ovation as he makes his way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And his tag team partner, Rey Mysterio!
Mysterio taps Tajiri on the shoulder as both men slide under the ropes and into the ring. Big Daddy runs at both men and attempts a clothesline as both Tajiri and Mysterio duck the clothesline. Tajiri and Mysterio unload with stiff chops across the chest of Big Daddy. Big Daddy is backed against the ropes. Tajiri and Mysterio backs away from big Daddy as Tajiri runs at Big Daddy, he backbody drops him up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Big Daddy then runs at Mysterio and clotheslines him to the mat in the ring. Big Daddy leans against the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit an elbow drop on Mysterio. Big Daddy then gets up and leans against the ropes again and comes off the ropes and attempts to hit a banzai drop on Mysterio, but he moves out of the way, causing Big Daddy to land hard on the mat. Big Daddy is down in a sitting position as Mysterio runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a dropkick to the head of Big Daddy. Big Daddy is down flat on the mat as Mysterio hits a standing shooting star press for the 1-2- Big Daddy pushes Mysterio off him and sends him flying through the air. Mysterio gets to his feet as does Big Daddy, Big Daddy hits a huge shoulder block, knocking Mysterio through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Big Daddy distracts the referee as Slick runs over to Mysterio and unloads with kicks to the stomach over and over again. Tajiri then runs over as Slick runs away. Tajiri helps Mysterio up to his feet as Big Daddy walks over to the ropes and reaches over the ropes and grabs Mysterio by his mask. Big Daddy pulls Mysterio onto the apron and then grabs him under his arm and by his head as he tosses Mysterio over the ropes and into the ring. Big Daddy walks over to Mysterio and pulls him up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. Mysterio is in the turnbuckle as Big Daddy runs at Mysterio in the turnbuckle, as Mysterio moves out of the way, causing Big Daddy to slam into the turnbuckle. Big Daddy is stunned as Mysterio hops to the top rope and hits a missile dropkick off the top rope on Big Daddy. Big Daddy goes down to the mat as Tajiri sticks his arm out and rallies behind Mysterio for the tag. Mysterio inches towards Tajiri as Big Daddy gets to his feet and starts walking towards Mysterio. Big Daddy grabs Mysterio's leg as Mysterio gets to his feet and hits an enzuguri on Big Daddy. He is stunned but still on his feet as Mysterio tags in Tajiri. Tajiri hops over the top rope and into the ring.
J.R. : Mysterio gets the tag! And in comes Tajiri!
King : Tajiri's a fresh man, he is yet to be in the ring.
Tajiri unloads with chops to chest of Big Daddy. Tajiri backs Big Daddy against the ropes as Tajiri locks in the tarantula on Big Daddy on the ropes as the referee counts 1-2-3-4- Slick runs by and kicks Tajiri in the head, to break the hold. Big Daddy lifts Tajiri off the mat and bench presses him above his head in the middle of the ring. Big Daddy walks over to the ropes and drops Tajiri down throat first across the top rope. Tajiri is down on his back as Big Daddy steps on Tajiri's stomach and steps over his body. Big Daddy picks Tajiri up and hooks him in a bearhug in the middle of the ring. Big Daddy squeezes the life out of Tajiri in the middle of the ring as the referee lifts Tajiri's arm in the air as it lifelessly drops for the first time, the referee then lifts Tajiri's arm for the second time as it lifelessly drops for the second time. The referee lifts Tajiri's arm for the third and final time as Tajiri spits the green mist into Big Daddy's eyes to break the hold. Tajiri runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to attempt to hit a crossbody takedown, but Big Daddy catches Tajiri in mid air. Tajiri makes a blind tag to Mysterio. Mysterio climbs to the top rope and attempts to hit a crossbody takedown, but Big Daddy also catches Mysterio. Big Daddy is walking around the ring with both Mysterio and Tajiri in his arms and hits a powerslam in the middle of the ring. Both Tajiri and Mysterio are down on the mat, one on top of the other. Big Daddy then runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a big splash on Mysterio and Tajiri both on the mat. The referee makes the count 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Big Daddy V!
Slick jumps in the ring and rises Big Daddy's arms in victory. Mysterio and Tajiri get to their feet behind him. Tajiri spins Big Daddy around and hits a huge buzz saw kick on Big Daddy, knocking him across the second rope. Mysterio runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a 619 on Big Daddy. Big Daddy goes down to the mat and rolls to the outside of the ring. Slick runs out to check on Big Daddy. Mysterio's theme plays as he and Tajiri celebrate in the ring. Out of nowhere Shelton Benjamin and JBL show up in the ring. JBL runs into the ring and comes off the ropes to hit the clothesline from hell on Tajiri as Benjamin hits the pay dirt on Mysterio. JBL stomps away at Tajiri as Benjamin stomps away at Mysterio. JBL picks Tajiri up and hits a huge powerbomb on him in the middle of the ring. Benjamin picks up Mysterio and hits a t-bone suplex on Mysterio. Both Tajiri and Mysterio are laid out in the middle of the ring as Shelton Benjamin and JBL stand tall.
J.R. : Well I guess this is what JBL and Shelton Benjamin had in mind to impress Mister McMahon! Its all a damn plan to get on the card at Ring of Passion!
King : Well I don't know if Mister McMahon will be impressed, but I sure am. Hahaha
J.R. : Still to come tonight, the six man tag, Umaga, Ric Flair, and Taz versus Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, and Rob Van Dam! We'll be back with more Destruction!
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Mr. McMahon Sets the Record Straight
"No Chance in Hell" hits as Vince McMahon struts down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. Vince McMahon walks up the steps and into the ring.
Mr. McMahon : Alright lets get right down to business. We are one week away from Ring of Passion. First things first, earlier on tonight, Shelton Benjamin and John Bradshaw Layfield asked me about being on the card for Ring of Passion. And to you both congratulations, your both on the card. Now the question is what kind of match will you be competing in. And the answer to that is quite simple, both JBL and Shelton Benjamin will be part of the Money in the Bank ladder match. Six men will compete in a ladder match to grab the briefcase hanging above the ring and secure an opportunity to challenge any champion for the respective championship at any time. It will be Shelton Benjamin, JBL, Rey Mysterio, Tajiri, Big Daddy V, and a mystery opponent to compete in the Money in the Bank ladder match! Now not only will you see a Money in the Bank match at Ring of Passion. But you will also bear witness to the Elimination Chamber, where the winner will become the first ever spam Heavyweight champion. I will personally be at ringside for this match and will personally award the winner his Championship title in the middle of the ring. But onto the mysterious question of who has been behind all of the recent attacks on spam superstars? Well quite frankly, I don't know. I don't know who it was that drove a tractor into the limo that Ultimate Warrior was in, I don't know who exploded that trailer that Roddy Piper was in. All I do know is that I had absolutely nothing to do with it! And at Ring of Passion, I will begin an investigation to prove that I had nothing to do with it and to reveal who it is that is behind all of this. Ring of Passion will be an unforgettable night, I guarantee it!!!!
J.R. : Mr. McMahon denies being involved with any altercations that have gone on that past two weeks.
King : What do you mean denies J.R.? Mr. McMahon told you he had nothing to do with Roddy Piper or the Ultimate Warrior being injured! Are you calling Mr. McMahon a liar?
J.R. : Only time will tell if Mister McMahon can uncover who has been behind these life threatening attacks!
Al Snow Tries to Enlighten Eugene
The camera pans backstage as Eugene as walking around, holding his jaw in pain. Al Snow runs over to him,
Al Snow : Eugene! What was that all about before? You and the Million Dollar Man attacking me before. I have been trying to do nothing more but show you, how corrupt and ridiculous the Billion Dollar Brotherhood really is. Million Dollar Man doesn't care about you, hes gonna do nothing more but use to help him win matches and then throw you to the wolves when hes had enough of you. You need to come with me and join the JOB Squad, where you really belong.
Eugene : I....I.....I don't want your help! Just leave me alone! Your just jealous because the Billion Dollar Brotherhood doesn't like you, like they like me. The Million Dollar Man is my friend and your jealous that hes not yours. The Billion Dollar Duo is my new friends, I don't need you or your stupid head!
Eugene walks away as Al Snow looks on with a look of disappointment. A graphic appears of Triple H and Bret Hart with the words "up next" underneath it.
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Bret "hit man" Hart Vs. Triple H
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, Bret "hit man" Hart!
Bret Hart walks out on the ramp to a nice ovation from the fans. Bret gives his sunglasses to a fan around ringside and then steps into the ring. Until Triple H's theme sounds.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, representing D-generation X, The Game, Triple H!
Triple H makes his way down the ramp to a nice ovation from the fans. HHH spits his water out at the top of the ramp and makes his way to the ring. HHH then walks to the ring and hops onto the apron and spits his water out as he raises his arms. HHH then steps through the ropes and into the ring. The bell sounds as Bret and HHH go face to face in the middle of the ring. Bret slaps HHH across the face, but HHH responds by unloading with hard hands to the face of Bret, backing him against the ropes. HHH bends Bret over the ropes and chops him across the chest with all his might. HHH whips Bret into the ropes as Bret comes off the ropes, HHH picks him up and goes for a spinebuster, but Bret reverses into a tornado ddt. HHH rolls over to the ropes and pulls himself up on the ropes as Bret runs at HHH and clotheslines him over the ropes and onto the arena floor. HHH goes down to the arena floor as Bret taunts the crowd and gets a nice reception from the fans. HHH slowly gets to his feet as Bret runs into hte ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a suicide dive through the ropes and onto HHH on the outside of the ring. Bret takes HHH down to the arena floor and unloads with right hands to the head of HHH on the arena floor. Bret gets off HHH and begins to walk towards the ring. Bret hops onto the apron and is about to get back in the ring, until HHH gets to his feet and walks over to Bret and hits a chopblock on Bret, knocking him off the apron and down onto the arena floor. HHH now pulls Bret up by his hair and whips him into the ringpost shoulder first. HHH then pulls Bret off the ringpost and walks Bret over to the ramp and snap suplexes Bret on the ramp. HHH then pulls Bret up and rolls him back in the ring as HHH slides back in the ring with him. Bret slowly gets to his feet as HHH whips Bret into the ropes, as HHH ducks his head in the middle of the ring. Bret comes off the ropes and kicks HHH in the chin, followed by a stiff clothesline, taking HHH down to the mat. Bret stomps away at HHH on the mat. Bret pulls HHH up by his hair, looks him in the eye and smacks him across the face, Bret then whips HHH into the turnbuckle. HHH is in the turnbuckle as Bret runs at him in the turnbuckle and clotheslines HHH in the turnbuckle, Bret then attempts to bulldog HHH out of the turnbuckle, but HHH counters and pushes Bret away. Bret turns around and runs at HHH, but HHH hits a huge high knee to Bret. HHH makes the cover for the 1-2- Bret gets his shoulder up. HHH gets off Bret and then lifts his leg and kicks Bret in the back of the leg on the mat. HHH then hits an elbowdrop to the leg of Bret. HHH then gets up and pulls Bret to the middle of the ring and locks in the indian deathlock on Bret. HHH has got the submission hold locked in and Bret has nowhere to go in the middle of the ring. Bret is screaming in pain and is beginning to move himself towards the ropes. Bret is inching closer and closer to the ropes. HHH is shaking his head in fear. Bret reaches out for the bottom rope, as HHH pulls him back to the middle of the ring and applies more pressure. Bret is screaming in pain as the referee asks him if he wants to tap out. Bret shakes his head no and tries to make his way to the ropes again. HHH applies more and more pressure as Bret moves closer and closer to the ropes. Bret reaches out and this time grabs the bottom rope as the referee counts 1-2-3-4- HHH breaks the hold. HHH gets to his feet and stalks Bret for the pedigree. Bret slowly gets to his feet as HHH turns Bret around kicks him in the stomach and sets him up for the pedigree, Bret reverses and backbody drops HHH to the mat. Bret then slingshots HHH up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Bret is down on the mat inside the ring as HHH is down on the arena floor on the outside of the ring. Half of the crowd is behind HHH and chanting his name, while the other half is behind Bret Hart and chanting his name.
J.R. : Listen to the ovation from this crowd! Half of this arena is rallying behind the game, Triple H, while the other half is behind Bret "hit man" Hart!
King: This crowd can't make up their mind J.R.
J.R. : We are seeing a slobber knocker here tonight. Wait a minute!!! That's Shawn Michaels!!! Shawn Michaels is on the ramp!! Look on at Bret Hart and HHH!
Bret gets to his feet and spots HBK at the top of the ramp. Bret walks over to the ropes and yells at HBK, as HHH comes back in the ring and goes behind Bret and nails him with a forearm to the back of the head. HHH then whips Bret into the ropes as Bret comes off the ropes HHH hits a spinebuster on Bret. HHH then runs into the ropes and comes of the ropes to tell Bret to "suck it" and then attempts to hit a kneedrop, but Bret moves out of the way. HHH gets to his feet and is favoring his knee as Bret gets to his feet. Bret hits an inadvertent atomic drop on HHH. Bret then whips HHH into the turnbuckle. Bret then chops HHH across the chest and then perches him on the top rope. Bret climbs to the second rope and hits a huge suplex on HHH off the top rope. Both Bret and HHH are down on the mat as Bret gets to his feet first and then hops to the second rope and hits a flying forward elbow drop off the second rope. Bret then walks over to HHH's legs and lifts his legs and is about to lock in the sharpshooter, but first he stares at HBK. HHH pushes Bret backwards into the turnbuckle, Bret comes out of the turnbuckle stunned, as HHH gets to his feet, kicks Bret in the stomach, and has Bret set for the pedigree. But Bret reverses and sweeps HHH's legs out from under him and locks in the sharpshooter in the middle of the ring. Bret has his eyes locked on HBK as Bret tries to break HHH's legs. HHH is in the middle of the ring and has nowhere to go and taps out in the middle of the ring.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Bret "hit man" Hart!!
J.R. : Bret Hart has defeated one half of D-generation X, will he be able to defeat the other half at Ring of Passion!!
King : Only time will tell! Hold on! Shawn Michaels is making his way down to the ring!!! Look at this we may not have to wait to Ring of Passion!!!! HART AND MICHAEL'S RIGHT HERE!!!!
HBK is making his way down the ramp as Bret invites him into the ring. Meanwhile, HHH rolls out of the ring and goes under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer. HHH slides back in the ring as HBK slides under the ropes. HHH runs at Bret from behind with the sledge hammer, but Bret quickly turns around and ducks the sledgehammer shot. Bret kicks HHH in the stomach causing him to drop the sledgehammer. Bret ddts HHH to the mat. Bret quickly grabs the sledgehammer and threatens HBK with it. HBK falls to the mat in a sitting position and pleads with Bret not to hurt him. Bret raises the sledgehammer above his head, until HHH hits a low blow on Bret causing him to drop the sledge hammer. HBK quickly grabs the sledge hammer as Bret is bent over in pain. HBK has got the sledgehammer and nails Bret right in the head with the sledge hammer, turning Bret inside out and causing him to land hard on the mat. Bret is knocked out cold in the middle of the ring as HBK drops the sledge hammer and stands over him to make an X with his arms. Paramedics and referees rush the ring.
J.R. : WHAT A SICKENING SHOT TO THE HEAD OF BRET HART!!! SHAWN MICAHELS HAS TAKEN OUT BRET HART TONIGHT!! WILL HE BE ABLE TO DO IT AT RING OF PASSION!?!?!?!
King : Well theres no questions about it. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is the last man standing tonight!! Could this be the sight of Ring of Passion!!!?!?!
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Jeff Hardy Interview
We return as Mean Gean is standing by with Jeff Hardy.
Mean Gean : Welcome back to Destruction, right now I'm standing by with Jeff Hardy. The man who could possibly be the next Intercontinental Champion. Jeff, what is your strategy for Ring of Passion?
Jeff Hardy : My strategy is simple. My strategy is do to whatever it takes to go down in history as the first ever Intercontinental Champion. Last week I threw Goldust through a wall and at Ring of Passion, I'm gonna finish what I started. Goldust, you may be bizarre but your not extreme and you wont be the first ever Intercontinental Champion, as long as I have anything to say about it!!
Jeff Hardy walks away as the shot fades to J.R. and The King sitting at ringside.
Ring Of Passion Card
J.R. : What a night it is going to be in 1 week, at Ring of Passion! The card is staked and the stage is set for an unforgettable night. At Ring of Passion, we will see the leader of the Billion Dollar Brotherhood, The Million Dollar Man take on Al Snow. We saw Al Snow try to talk some sense into Eugene for the past few weeks. Then we heard just announced tonight, the Money in the Bank Ladder Match with the winner securing a title shot at any belt at any time. In that one we will see Big Daddy V, Rey Mysterio, Tajiri, Shelton Benjamin, JBL, and a mystery man.
King : Well you can expect the unexpected in that match. And according to Jeff Hardy you can expect the unexpected when he takes on Goldust for the Intercontinental Championship. Then we go from extreme to extremest as Vader takes on Sabu in an extreme rules match! Sabu and Vader are arguably two of the most hardcore wrestlers in this industry and they will go all out in 1 week at Ring of Passion!
J.R. : Then one of the biggest rivals in the history of professional wrestling, Shawn Michaels battles Bret "hit man" Hart!! Anything can and will happen in that one! And finally the big one, the Elimination Chamber for the spam Heavyweight Title. It will be Ric Flair, Rob Van Dam, Taz, Umaga, Undertaker, and Hulk Hogan in an Elimination Chamber match for the Heavyweight Championship! Who will Mr. McMahon present the championship title to at the end of the night?!?! We will find out at Ring of Passion! But up next Ric Flair, Taz, and Umaga team to take on Hulk Hogan, Rob Van Dam, and The Undertaker in a six man tag match. Up next!
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Umaga & Ric Flair & Taz Vs. Undertaker, Rob Van Dam, and Hulk Hogan
Six Man Tag Match
Howard Finkel : The following contest is a six man tag match. Introducing first being led to the ring by Armando Estrada, the Samoan bulldozer, Umaga!
Estrada leads Umaga to the ring as Umaga looks angry. Umaga walks up the steps and into the ring as Estrada gets in the ring also. Estrada grabs the microphone.
Armando Estrada : My name es ERMANDO EEEELLLLL.........
Estrada is interrupted by an explosion and Taz's theme song. Taz walks through the curtain and out onto the ramp as he makes his way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And his tag team partner, the human suplex machine, Taz!!
Taz slides under the ropes and into the ring as he stares at Umaga. Ric Flair's theme sounds as Flair makes his way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And their tag team partner, Ric Flair!!
Flair slides into the ring and struts over to Umaga and Taz. All three man look at each other with a cautious look. Hulk Hogan's theme hits as Hogan makes his way onto the ramp as the crowd erupts. Hogan gets in the ring and rips his shirt off and throws it to the crowd as Umaga nails him with a forearm to the back of the head knocking him to the mat. Flair and Taz stomp away at Hogan on the mat. RVD then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. RVD grabs Taz and unloads with right hands to the face of Taz. RVD backs Taz against the ropes and then clotheslines Taz over the ropes. RVD backs away from the ropes and then runs at the ropes to hit a plancha over the top rope and onto Taz on the arena floor. Umaga and Flair are stomping away at Hogan. The lights go out and a gong sounds. When the lights go back on, Undertaker is behind Umaga and Flair. Flair turns around to a huge throat thrust taking Flair to the mat. Umaga then runs at Undertaker to get a big boot to the face. Flair then runs at Undertaker as Undertaker backbody drops Flair up and over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Undertaker steps over the ropes and onto the arena floor as he goes after Flair. Hogan is trying to pull himself up on the ropes as Umaga walks over to him and chips him across the chest. Umaga whips Hogan into the ropes, as Hogan comes off the ropes, Umaga hits him with a huge superkick to the chin, knocking him to the mat. Umaga and Hogan are the two legal men as Taz and Flair go to one corner, as RVD and Undertaker go to the opposite corner of the ring. Umaga leans against the ropes and comes off the ropes to drop to the mat and hit a headbutt on Hogan. Umaga pulls Hogan up and whips him into the turnbuckle that Flair and Taz are at. Umaga walks over and kicks Hogan in the stomach multiple times. Umaga then smacks Taz across the face to tag him in. Taz steps through the ropes with anger and unloads with a seies of kicks to the stomach of Hogan. Hogan slumps to the bottom turnbuckle. Taz sticks his boot in Hogan's throat as he chokes Hogan out in the bottom turnbuckle with his boot as the referee counts 1-2-3-4- and then forces Taz to break the hold. Taz turns around and argues with the referee. Hogan pulls himself up as Taz walks over to him and attempts to nail Hogan with a right hand but Hogan blocks the right hand and unloads with right hands on Taz of his own. Hogan backs Taz into the ropes as Hogan attempts to whip Taz into the ropes, Taz reverses and sends Hogan into the ropes, as Hogan comes off the ropes, Taz locks in a sleeper hold on Hogan. Hogan reverses by grabbing Taz from behind and hitting a side slam on Taz. Both men are down as Taz tries to make his way to his corner and Hogan attempts to make his way towards his corner. Flair and Umaga reach out as Taz pulls himself up and chops Flair across the chest to tag Flair. Flair and Taz lock eyes as Flair steps into the ring. Hogan is still inching towards Undertaker and RVD. Flair turns his attention to Hogan and runs at Hogan to pull him to the center of the ring.
King : Hulk Hogan has got to make the tag.
J.R. : Hogan has been the legal man since this match began he has got to be running out of gas.
Flair stomps away at Hogan's back. Flair then turns Hogan over and hovers over him on the mat and unloads with right hands to the head of Hogan on the mat. Flair picks Hogan up and chops him across the chest. Flair unloads with chops to the chest of Hogan, backing him into the turnbuckle. Flair whips Hogan into the opposite turnbuckle as Hogan comes out of the turnbuckle stunned. Flair hits a snapermare takedown and a kick to the back. Hogan is down on the mat as Flair runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a kneedrop to the face. Flair then gets up and walks over to Hogan's legs and lifts Hogan's leg and woooos! Flair steps over Hogans leg and is about to put him in the figure four. Suddenly Hogan kicks Flair in the rear end sending him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Hogan gets to one knee and begins to shake. Flair walks over to Hogan and nails him with a right hand to the head, but it has no effect on Hogan as he continues to shake. Hogan gets to his feet and is shaking as the crowd rallies behind him as he hulks up. Flair goes to hit Hogan with a right hand, but Hogan blocks the right hand and unloads with hard right hands to the face. Hogan unloads of Flair with a series of right hands to the face, backing Flair into the ropes. Hogan whips Flair into the ropes, as Flair comes off the ropes Hogan nails him with a big boot to the face. Flair is down on the mat as Hogan signals for the legdrop. Hogan runs into the ropes as Undertaker slaps him on the back making a blind tag. Hogan and Undertaker argue in the middle of the ring. Flair sneaks up behind Undertaker and hits a low blow on Undertaker. Undertaker is bent over in pain as Flair hits a ddt on Undertaker. Flair gets to his feet and stomps away at Undertaker's leg. Flair then steps out of the ring and climbs to the top rope. Undertaker gets to his feet and walks over to Flair. Undertaker grabs Flair and slams him off the top rope and down to the mat. Undertaker signals for the tombstone as Flair slowly gets to his feet. Flair gets to his feet as Undertaker scoops him up and has him up for the tombstone, but Taz reaches out and tags the back of Flair's boot. Meanwhile Undertaker hits the tombstone on Flair. Undertaker makes the cover, but Taz comes in from behind and kicks Undertaker in the back. Taz hovers over Undertaker and lifts his chin up as Taz unloads with forearms to the side of the head. Taz pulls Undertaker up by his hair. Taz whips Undertaker into the ropes as Undertaker comes off the ropes, Taz goes for a clothesline that Undertaker ducks under and comes off the opposite ropes to hit a flying clothesline on Taz. Undertaker gets to his feet and raises his hand to signal for the chokeslam as Taz is down on the mat. Meanwhile, RVD tags Undertaker's hand to tag himself in. RVD hops to the top rope and jumps over Undertaker's head to hit the 5 star frog splash on Taz. RVD hooks the leg for the 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winners, The Undertaker, Hulk Hogan, and Rob Van Dam!
RVD raises his arms in victory as Undertaker stares at him in confusion. RVD turns around as Undertaker grabs him by the throat and chokeslams RVD in the middle of the ring. RVD is down in the middle of the ring as Hogan comes in behind Undertaker and clotheslines him up and over the top rope. Taz comes up behind Hogan and locks him in the tazmission, until Flair drops to his knees and low blows Taz in the middle of the ring. Flair then grabs him by the head and throws Taz up and over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Flair turns around as Hogan and Flair lock eyes in the middle of the ring. Flair chops Hogan as Hogan responds with a right hand to the head. Both men go back and forth battling it out, until Hogan unloads with more and more right hands and backs Flair into the ropes. Hogan whips Flair into the ropes as Flair comes off the ropes, Hogan hits a big boot on Flair. Flair is down on the mat as Hogan runs into the ropes as Hogan comes off the ropes and hits a legdrop on Flair. Umaga comes through the ropes and into the ring as Umaga turns Hogan around and goes for the Samoan spike. Hogan ducks and grabs Umaga and has Umaga up and is about to slam him, but hogan falls backwards with Umaga on top of him. Hogan is down on the mat as Umaga picks him up and hits the Samoan spike on Hogan. Umaga stands tall as all the other man are on the mat and arena floor around him.
J.R. : Last week it was The Undertaker to stand tall, earlier on it was Taz, and right now it is the Samoan bulldozer, Umaga! But who will be the man to stand tall at Ring of Passion!?!?! Who will survive the Elimination Chamber?!?! And who will be crowned the first ever spam Heavyweight Champion?!?! We'll find out at Ring of Passion!!!! Tune in next week and bear witness to the destruction!!!
Ring of Passion will be up Saturday.
Pyro erupts and fans are screaming as Destruction opens.
J.R. : We are just one week away from Ring of Passion!! It is the last Destruction before Ring of Passion and everything and anything will and can happen here tonight!!
King : Your not kidding J,R., tonight Triple H takes on Bret "hit man" Hart one week before the big Last Man Standing match!
J.R. : And hopefully we'll have an update on the status of Hot Rod Rowdy Piper after last weeks horrific events. Also all six men will be in one ring a week before the Elimination Chamber as Undertaker, Rob Van Dam, and Hulk Hogan team up to take on Umaga, Taz, and Ric Flair in what promises to be one of the craziest six men tags in the history!
Taz Vows to Win
Pyro shoots up from the ramp as "War Machine" plays and Taz makes his way down the ramp. Taz hops onto the apron and steps through the ropes with a microphone.
Taz : Take a look into the future at the next spam champion! Next week at this time, I will have the World Heavyweight Championship around my waist. After years of blood, sweat, and tears I finally take my place in wrestling history at Ring of Passion! Ya see, no other man in that Elimination Chamber is as vicious and mentally insane as what I'm. At Ring of Passion, there will be 5 victims and only one survivor of the Elimination Chamber! So to my opponents I say win if you can and survive if I let you!!!
Armondo Estrada's voice is heard as he makes his way onto the ramp and walks down the ramp with Umaga.
Armondo Estrada : Hold it right there!! My name es Ermandooo Eljandroooo EEEEEESSSSSTTTRRRADDAAAA!!!! And you may be a thug Taz, but you are not a Samoan bulldozer, like UUUUUUUUMMMAAAAAGGGAAAAAAA!!!! Taz my Samoan bulldozer will not be a victim at Ring of Passion, but he will be a champion! That belt belongs to Umaga! And if you get in his way, hes going to take you out of his way, weather you like it or not.
Rob Van Dam's theme sounds. RVD makes his way down the ramp with a microphone. RVD rolls into the ring and stands in the ring with Umaga, Estrada, and Taz.
Rob Van Dam : The only champion in this ring, is the one and only Rob-Van-Dam!!! At Ring of Passion, I'm going to out shine and out preform all 5 competitors and prove once again that I'm the whole damn show! Ring of Passion is the biggest pay per view of the year and for that reason I will make history and prove to everyone why they call me, Mister Pay Per View!
"Real American" sounds as the crowd erupts. Hulk Hogan makes his way down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. Hogan walks up the stairs and into the ring with a microphone.
Hulk Hogan : Listen up brother! It doesn't matter if your Mister Pay Per View, a human suplex machine, or a Samoan bulldozer. Because for years on end, there is and forever will be only one immortal Hulk Hogan brother! Theres only one hulkster and theres only one hulkamania and its gonna run wild at Ring of Passion!! Next week, the 24 inch pythons are gonna come crashing down on 5 other men and the hulkster is gonna be walking out of Ring of Passion as the World Heavyweight Champion, brother!! And there is nothing any one of you can do about! But I wanna know, what these fans wanna know, is whacha gonna do when hulkamania runs wild on you!!!!
"Woooooo!" is heard throughout the arena as Ric Flair makes his way down the ramp. Flair steps into the ring.
Ric Flair : If there is one man in this ring or in this industry that knows about being a champion its the Nature Boy Ric Flair! Its the sixteen time World Heavyweight Champion of the world. I want everyone of you to listen very carefully. This Sunday, I will be stylin and profilin out of Ring of Passion with World Championship Superstars Heavyweight title around my waist. Woooooo!
The lights in the arena go out. The crowd erupts. The lights come back on as Undertaker is standing in the ring behind Umaga. Umaga turns around and runs at Undertaker as Undertaker grabs him by the throat and chokeslams Umaga to the mat. Umaga rolls to the outside of the ring as RVD superkicks Undertaker in the head, knocking him through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Taz then nails RVD in the back of the head with a forearm and stomps away at RVD on the mat. Meanwhile, Hogan and Flair are battling it out and exchanging right hands. Hogan blocks a right hand from Flair and hits a hard right hand to the face, knocking Flair to the mat. Hogan flexes as the crowd cheers him on as Flair nails Hogan with a low blow. Hogan is bent over in pain as Flair grabs him by the head and throws him up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. As Taz kicks RVD under the ropes and down to the arena floor. Flair runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to strut around the ring as he thinks he is the only one in the ring. Taz comes up behind him and locks him in the tazzmission. Taz has got Flair in the tazzmission as he chokes the life out of the Flair. Taz lets go of the hold as Flair is lifeless on the mat. Taz stands tall in the center of the ring.
J.R. : Taz is the last man standing! Last week it was Undertaker and this week its Taz!
King : This could very well be the sight of Ring of Passion next week! We could very well be looking at the first ever spam Heavyweight Champion in the human suplex machine, Taz. Well be back with more.
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Goldust Vs. Eugene
We return as pyor shoots up from the stage and the arena is gold. Gold glitter is falling from the ceiling.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, the bizarre, Goldust!
Goldust steps into the ring and pulls his wig off. Goldust takes off his robe in a seductive way as Eugene's theme hits.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Eugene!!
Eugene comes down the ramp waving to the fans. Eugene walks up the steps and into the ring and waves at the fans and undoes his jacket. The bell sounds as Eugen walks to the middle of the ring and extends his hand to Goldust. Goldust grabs his hand and pulls him in for a short clothesline. Goldust then stomps away at Eugene on the mat. Goldust picks Eugene up and nails him with a hard throat thrust, backing Eugene into the ropes. Goldust then chops Eugene across the chest. Goldust whips Eugene into the ropes, as Eugene comes off the ropes, Goldust jumps into the air and turns around to knock Eugene down with his rear end. Goldust picks Eugene up by his hair and then grabs him by the head and tosses him up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Eugene pulls himself up on the control gate as Goldust steps through the ropes and onto the apron. Goldust jumps off the apron and hits a double ax handle smash on Eugene. Goldust then grabs Eugene by his hair and slams him head first into the control gate. Goldust then grabs him by the arm and attempts to whip him into the steel steps, but Eugene reverses and sends Goldust into the steel steps. Eugene rolls in the ring as Goldust is slowly getting to his feet. Goldust slides under the ropes and into the ring. Eugene quickly walks over to him as Goldust pops up to his knees and punches Eugene in the stomach. Eugene is bent over in pain as Goldust drops to the mat on his back and nails Eugene with a hard right hand to the chin, knocking him to the mat. Goldust gets to his feet and walks over to Eugene and sling shots him into the turnbuckle. Eugene comes out of the turnbuckle and is stunned, Goldust attempts to whip him into the opposite turnbuckle, but Eugene reverses and sends Goldust into the turnbuckle. Goldust is in the turnbuckle as Eugene walks over and climbs to the second rope. Eugene unloads with a series of right hands to the head as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- Eugene mocks Goldust and touches himself and then hits 10. Eugene jumps off the second rope and jumps up and down and claps his hands as Goldust shakes off the cobwebs and runs at Eugene as Eugene hits an armdrag.on Goldust. Goldust is on his hands and knees as Eugene jumps on his back and rides around on his back as he smacks Goldust's rear end. Eugene goes around the whole ring on Goldust's back as Goldust smiles with enjoyment.
King : Hahahaha!! Look at this J.R., Eugene is spanking Goldust and Goldust is liking it! Hahahaha!
J.R. : Not only is Goldust bizarre, but he is crazy as a pet coon.
Eugene jumps off Goldust's back and gets on all fours as he crawls around the ring and headbutts Goldust on the mat. Eugene imitates Junkyard Dog as the crowd cheers him on. Eugene then gets to his feet and appears to be setting Goldust up for the stunner. Goldust gets up and Eugene kicks him in the stomach and hooks him for the stunner, but Goldust pushes him off. Goldust goes for a clothesline, but Eugene ducks and scoops Goldust up on his shoulders and spins Goldust around. Eugene hits an airplane spin on Goldust. Goldust hits a thumb to the eye of Eugene, as Eugene puts Goldust down on the mat. Eugene is dizzy and attempts to run at Goldust, but GOldust moves and Eugene runs into the referee. The referee gets knocked down and is stunned. Suddenly Al Snow runs through the crowd and jumps over the control gate with head in his hand. Al Snow slides under the ropes and into the ring and nails Goldust in the face with head. Goldust is stunned as Eugene kicks Goldust in the stomach and connects with the stunner. Al Snow runs to the outside of the ring as the referee gets to his feet. Eugene makes the cover as the referee makes the count 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Eugene!
Al Snow jumps in the ring and celebrates with Eugene in the ring. Eugene just looks at Al Snow with a confused look. Million Dollar Man runs down the ramp and into the ring and nails Snow with a forearm to the back of the head. Snow goes down to the mat as M$M stomps away at Snow on the mat. Eugene looks on and begins to stomp away at Snow on the mat also. Eugene and M$M are stomping away at Snow on the mat. M$M picks Snow up and locks in the million dollar dream as Eugene unloads with kicks to the stomach of Al Snow.Snow is losing consciousness. M$M lets go of Snow and allows him to lifelessly drop to the mat. M$M then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hundred dollar bill and sticks it Snow's mouth. M$M then turns to Eugene and nails Eugene with a hard right hand to the face, knocking Eugene to the mat. M$M's theme plays as he leaves the ring alone.
J.R. : The Million Dollar Man has laid out Al Snow and nearly took Eugene's head off with that stiff right hand. The Million Dollar Man has made it apparent he does not want Eugene anywhere near him or his Billion Dollar Brotherhood.
King : How is Al Snow going to respond at Ring of Passion, when he gets the Million Dollar Man one on one.
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Ring of Passion Commercial : It will be a night like a no other. A night when the superstars of the spam will lay it all on the line. Two bitter rivals will battle it out. As "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels will take on his long time rival Bret "hit man" Hart. Then inside the demonic structure called the Elimination Chamber, six spam superstars will battle with one goal in mind. Making professional wrestling history and being the first ever spam champion! Ring of Passion, 1 week away!!!
We Want on the Card
We return to Destruction as Vince McMahon is sitting in his office on his cell phone, talking to someone.
Mr. McMahon : I know what I have to do. Tonight I'm going out to that ring and I'm going to set the record straight.
Shelton Benjamin and JBL come breaking into Mr. McMahon's office. Mr. McMahon hangs up the phone.
Mr. McMahon : Who the hell do you think you are? Breaking into my office while I'm on the phone!
JBL : Mister McMahon, Shelton and I are very sorry. I no way did we mean to disrespect you. But we have a favor to ask. Ring of Passion is the first spam pay per view and myself and Shelton Benjamin aren't on the card. We want on the card. How can you have a pay per view without a wrestling God!
Shelton Benjamin : And the gold standard!
Mr. McMahon : I'll tell you what. You both do something tonight that proves to me you deserve to be on the card at Ring of Passion and I'll put you both on the card. Only if you impress me.
Vader Vows to go Extreme
Vader's theme sounds as he steps through the curtain and onto the ramp with a microphone in his hand. Vader walks down the ramp and steps into the ring.
Vader : Cut my music!! Last week you all saw first hand, just how extreme I can get. Last week, I took out Sabu! I layed him out across that commentary table and hit a flying moonsault off the top rope and right through him and the commentary table. Ever since the match was announced, that I would face Sabu in an extreme rules match. People have been coming up to me, asking me if I'm afraid to step through the ropes and get in the ring with the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, death defying Sabu!! And to all them I answer to them, I don't have to be homicidal, suicidal, or genocidal, I'm the man they call Vader!!! And at Ring of Passion, when that bell rings and Sabu and I go extreme, its gonna be Vader TIME!!!!
Sabu's theme sounds. Vader quickly looks to the entrance way as Sabu limps down the ramp with a steel chair in his hand. Sabu throws the chair over the ropes and into the ring. Sabu slides under the ropes and into the ring as he runs at Vader and spears him to the mat. Sabu is on top of Vader unloading with a series of hard right hands to the head of Vader on the mat. Referee's run out and try to pull Sabu off Vader. The referees pull Sabu off Vader, as Vader gets to his feet and nails Sabu with a hard right hand, knocking him to the mat as Vader tries to kick Sabu on the mat. As referees try to get in between the two. Referees take Vader out of the ring as Sabu gets to his feet and unfolds the steel chair near the ropes. Vader is on the outside of the ring as Sabu taunts Vader to get back in the ring and then points to the ceiling. Sabu runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hop onto the chair and then jumps from the chair onto the top rope. Sabu then hits a huge shooting star press off the top rope and onto Vader and all the referees around him. Sabu, Vader, and all the referees are all down and scattered all over the arena floor.
J.R. : My God King, did you see that? Sabu just hit a huge shooting star press on Vader and those referees!!! Good God Almighty!!!
King : At this rate theres no telling if either man will be able to make it to Ring of Passion!
J.R. : Well one thing is for sure in 1 week, these men are going to throw caution to the wind and go extreme when they get in the ring together at Ring of Passion!!!
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Ring of Passion Commercial : It all began in 1997. One man felt his long and illustrious career was tainted to buy a screw job. And professional wrestling would never be the same. Both men will lay it all on the line to be the last man standing at the end of this war. Shawn Michaels battles Bret "hit man" Hart. spam Ring of Passion, just one week away.
Big Daddy V Vs. Tajiri & Rey Mysterio
We return to Destruction as Big Daddy V's theme sounds. Slick makes his way through the curtain as Big Daddy V follows behind.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a handicap match. Making his way to the ring first, being accompanied by Slick, Big Daddy V!
Big Daddy V walks up the steel steps and into the ring as Slick stays on the outside and taunts the fans. Tajiri's theme sounds as Tajiri makes his way down the ramp to a pop from the crowd.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, The Japanese Buzz saw, Tajiri.
Tajiri stops at the bottom of the ramp and points to the entrance way. Rey Mysterio's pyro shoots up as Mysterio pops up from the ramp. The crowd gives Mysterio a nice ovation as he makes his way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And his tag team partner, Rey Mysterio!
Mysterio taps Tajiri on the shoulder as both men slide under the ropes and into the ring. Big Daddy runs at both men and attempts a clothesline as both Tajiri and Mysterio duck the clothesline. Tajiri and Mysterio unload with stiff chops across the chest of Big Daddy. Big Daddy is backed against the ropes. Tajiri and Mysterio backs away from big Daddy as Tajiri runs at Big Daddy, he backbody drops him up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Big Daddy then runs at Mysterio and clotheslines him to the mat in the ring. Big Daddy leans against the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit an elbow drop on Mysterio. Big Daddy then gets up and leans against the ropes again and comes off the ropes and attempts to hit a banzai drop on Mysterio, but he moves out of the way, causing Big Daddy to land hard on the mat. Big Daddy is down in a sitting position as Mysterio runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a dropkick to the head of Big Daddy. Big Daddy is down flat on the mat as Mysterio hits a standing shooting star press for the 1-2- Big Daddy pushes Mysterio off him and sends him flying through the air. Mysterio gets to his feet as does Big Daddy, Big Daddy hits a huge shoulder block, knocking Mysterio through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Big Daddy distracts the referee as Slick runs over to Mysterio and unloads with kicks to the stomach over and over again. Tajiri then runs over as Slick runs away. Tajiri helps Mysterio up to his feet as Big Daddy walks over to the ropes and reaches over the ropes and grabs Mysterio by his mask. Big Daddy pulls Mysterio onto the apron and then grabs him under his arm and by his head as he tosses Mysterio over the ropes and into the ring. Big Daddy walks over to Mysterio and pulls him up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. Mysterio is in the turnbuckle as Big Daddy runs at Mysterio in the turnbuckle, as Mysterio moves out of the way, causing Big Daddy to slam into the turnbuckle. Big Daddy is stunned as Mysterio hops to the top rope and hits a missile dropkick off the top rope on Big Daddy. Big Daddy goes down to the mat as Tajiri sticks his arm out and rallies behind Mysterio for the tag. Mysterio inches towards Tajiri as Big Daddy gets to his feet and starts walking towards Mysterio. Big Daddy grabs Mysterio's leg as Mysterio gets to his feet and hits an enzuguri on Big Daddy. He is stunned but still on his feet as Mysterio tags in Tajiri. Tajiri hops over the top rope and into the ring.
J.R. : Mysterio gets the tag! And in comes Tajiri!
King : Tajiri's a fresh man, he is yet to be in the ring.
Tajiri unloads with chops to chest of Big Daddy. Tajiri backs Big Daddy against the ropes as Tajiri locks in the tarantula on Big Daddy on the ropes as the referee counts 1-2-3-4- Slick runs by and kicks Tajiri in the head, to break the hold. Big Daddy lifts Tajiri off the mat and bench presses him above his head in the middle of the ring. Big Daddy walks over to the ropes and drops Tajiri down throat first across the top rope. Tajiri is down on his back as Big Daddy steps on Tajiri's stomach and steps over his body. Big Daddy picks Tajiri up and hooks him in a bearhug in the middle of the ring. Big Daddy squeezes the life out of Tajiri in the middle of the ring as the referee lifts Tajiri's arm in the air as it lifelessly drops for the first time, the referee then lifts Tajiri's arm for the second time as it lifelessly drops for the second time. The referee lifts Tajiri's arm for the third and final time as Tajiri spits the green mist into Big Daddy's eyes to break the hold. Tajiri runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to attempt to hit a crossbody takedown, but Big Daddy catches Tajiri in mid air. Tajiri makes a blind tag to Mysterio. Mysterio climbs to the top rope and attempts to hit a crossbody takedown, but Big Daddy also catches Mysterio. Big Daddy is walking around the ring with both Mysterio and Tajiri in his arms and hits a powerslam in the middle of the ring. Both Tajiri and Mysterio are down on the mat, one on top of the other. Big Daddy then runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a big splash on Mysterio and Tajiri both on the mat. The referee makes the count 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Big Daddy V!
Slick jumps in the ring and rises Big Daddy's arms in victory. Mysterio and Tajiri get to their feet behind him. Tajiri spins Big Daddy around and hits a huge buzz saw kick on Big Daddy, knocking him across the second rope. Mysterio runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a 619 on Big Daddy. Big Daddy goes down to the mat and rolls to the outside of the ring. Slick runs out to check on Big Daddy. Mysterio's theme plays as he and Tajiri celebrate in the ring. Out of nowhere Shelton Benjamin and JBL show up in the ring. JBL runs into the ring and comes off the ropes to hit the clothesline from hell on Tajiri as Benjamin hits the pay dirt on Mysterio. JBL stomps away at Tajiri as Benjamin stomps away at Mysterio. JBL picks Tajiri up and hits a huge powerbomb on him in the middle of the ring. Benjamin picks up Mysterio and hits a t-bone suplex on Mysterio. Both Tajiri and Mysterio are laid out in the middle of the ring as Shelton Benjamin and JBL stand tall.
J.R. : Well I guess this is what JBL and Shelton Benjamin had in mind to impress Mister McMahon! Its all a damn plan to get on the card at Ring of Passion!
King : Well I don't know if Mister McMahon will be impressed, but I sure am. Hahaha
J.R. : Still to come tonight, the six man tag, Umaga, Ric Flair, and Taz versus Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, and Rob Van Dam! We'll be back with more Destruction!
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Mr. McMahon Sets the Record Straight
"No Chance in Hell" hits as Vince McMahon struts down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. Vince McMahon walks up the steps and into the ring.
Mr. McMahon : Alright lets get right down to business. We are one week away from Ring of Passion. First things first, earlier on tonight, Shelton Benjamin and John Bradshaw Layfield asked me about being on the card for Ring of Passion. And to you both congratulations, your both on the card. Now the question is what kind of match will you be competing in. And the answer to that is quite simple, both JBL and Shelton Benjamin will be part of the Money in the Bank ladder match. Six men will compete in a ladder match to grab the briefcase hanging above the ring and secure an opportunity to challenge any champion for the respective championship at any time. It will be Shelton Benjamin, JBL, Rey Mysterio, Tajiri, Big Daddy V, and a mystery opponent to compete in the Money in the Bank ladder match! Now not only will you see a Money in the Bank match at Ring of Passion. But you will also bear witness to the Elimination Chamber, where the winner will become the first ever spam Heavyweight champion. I will personally be at ringside for this match and will personally award the winner his Championship title in the middle of the ring. But onto the mysterious question of who has been behind all of the recent attacks on spam superstars? Well quite frankly, I don't know. I don't know who it was that drove a tractor into the limo that Ultimate Warrior was in, I don't know who exploded that trailer that Roddy Piper was in. All I do know is that I had absolutely nothing to do with it! And at Ring of Passion, I will begin an investigation to prove that I had nothing to do with it and to reveal who it is that is behind all of this. Ring of Passion will be an unforgettable night, I guarantee it!!!!
J.R. : Mr. McMahon denies being involved with any altercations that have gone on that past two weeks.
King : What do you mean denies J.R.? Mr. McMahon told you he had nothing to do with Roddy Piper or the Ultimate Warrior being injured! Are you calling Mr. McMahon a liar?
J.R. : Only time will tell if Mister McMahon can uncover who has been behind these life threatening attacks!
Al Snow Tries to Enlighten Eugene
The camera pans backstage as Eugene as walking around, holding his jaw in pain. Al Snow runs over to him,
Al Snow : Eugene! What was that all about before? You and the Million Dollar Man attacking me before. I have been trying to do nothing more but show you, how corrupt and ridiculous the Billion Dollar Brotherhood really is. Million Dollar Man doesn't care about you, hes gonna do nothing more but use to help him win matches and then throw you to the wolves when hes had enough of you. You need to come with me and join the JOB Squad, where you really belong.
Eugene : I....I.....I don't want your help! Just leave me alone! Your just jealous because the Billion Dollar Brotherhood doesn't like you, like they like me. The Million Dollar Man is my friend and your jealous that hes not yours. The Billion Dollar Duo is my new friends, I don't need you or your stupid head!
Eugene walks away as Al Snow looks on with a look of disappointment. A graphic appears of Triple H and Bret Hart with the words "up next" underneath it.
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Bret "hit man" Hart Vs. Triple H
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, Bret "hit man" Hart!
Bret Hart walks out on the ramp to a nice ovation from the fans. Bret gives his sunglasses to a fan around ringside and then steps into the ring. Until Triple H's theme sounds.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, representing D-generation X, The Game, Triple H!
Triple H makes his way down the ramp to a nice ovation from the fans. HHH spits his water out at the top of the ramp and makes his way to the ring. HHH then walks to the ring and hops onto the apron and spits his water out as he raises his arms. HHH then steps through the ropes and into the ring. The bell sounds as Bret and HHH go face to face in the middle of the ring. Bret slaps HHH across the face, but HHH responds by unloading with hard hands to the face of Bret, backing him against the ropes. HHH bends Bret over the ropes and chops him across the chest with all his might. HHH whips Bret into the ropes as Bret comes off the ropes, HHH picks him up and goes for a spinebuster, but Bret reverses into a tornado ddt. HHH rolls over to the ropes and pulls himself up on the ropes as Bret runs at HHH and clotheslines him over the ropes and onto the arena floor. HHH goes down to the arena floor as Bret taunts the crowd and gets a nice reception from the fans. HHH slowly gets to his feet as Bret runs into hte ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a suicide dive through the ropes and onto HHH on the outside of the ring. Bret takes HHH down to the arena floor and unloads with right hands to the head of HHH on the arena floor. Bret gets off HHH and begins to walk towards the ring. Bret hops onto the apron and is about to get back in the ring, until HHH gets to his feet and walks over to Bret and hits a chopblock on Bret, knocking him off the apron and down onto the arena floor. HHH now pulls Bret up by his hair and whips him into the ringpost shoulder first. HHH then pulls Bret off the ringpost and walks Bret over to the ramp and snap suplexes Bret on the ramp. HHH then pulls Bret up and rolls him back in the ring as HHH slides back in the ring with him. Bret slowly gets to his feet as HHH whips Bret into the ropes, as HHH ducks his head in the middle of the ring. Bret comes off the ropes and kicks HHH in the chin, followed by a stiff clothesline, taking HHH down to the mat. Bret stomps away at HHH on the mat. Bret pulls HHH up by his hair, looks him in the eye and smacks him across the face, Bret then whips HHH into the turnbuckle. HHH is in the turnbuckle as Bret runs at him in the turnbuckle and clotheslines HHH in the turnbuckle, Bret then attempts to bulldog HHH out of the turnbuckle, but HHH counters and pushes Bret away. Bret turns around and runs at HHH, but HHH hits a huge high knee to Bret. HHH makes the cover for the 1-2- Bret gets his shoulder up. HHH gets off Bret and then lifts his leg and kicks Bret in the back of the leg on the mat. HHH then hits an elbowdrop to the leg of Bret. HHH then gets up and pulls Bret to the middle of the ring and locks in the indian deathlock on Bret. HHH has got the submission hold locked in and Bret has nowhere to go in the middle of the ring. Bret is screaming in pain and is beginning to move himself towards the ropes. Bret is inching closer and closer to the ropes. HHH is shaking his head in fear. Bret reaches out for the bottom rope, as HHH pulls him back to the middle of the ring and applies more pressure. Bret is screaming in pain as the referee asks him if he wants to tap out. Bret shakes his head no and tries to make his way to the ropes again. HHH applies more and more pressure as Bret moves closer and closer to the ropes. Bret reaches out and this time grabs the bottom rope as the referee counts 1-2-3-4- HHH breaks the hold. HHH gets to his feet and stalks Bret for the pedigree. Bret slowly gets to his feet as HHH turns Bret around kicks him in the stomach and sets him up for the pedigree, Bret reverses and backbody drops HHH to the mat. Bret then slingshots HHH up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Bret is down on the mat inside the ring as HHH is down on the arena floor on the outside of the ring. Half of the crowd is behind HHH and chanting his name, while the other half is behind Bret Hart and chanting his name.
J.R. : Listen to the ovation from this crowd! Half of this arena is rallying behind the game, Triple H, while the other half is behind Bret "hit man" Hart!
King: This crowd can't make up their mind J.R.
J.R. : We are seeing a slobber knocker here tonight. Wait a minute!!! That's Shawn Michaels!!! Shawn Michaels is on the ramp!! Look on at Bret Hart and HHH!
Bret gets to his feet and spots HBK at the top of the ramp. Bret walks over to the ropes and yells at HBK, as HHH comes back in the ring and goes behind Bret and nails him with a forearm to the back of the head. HHH then whips Bret into the ropes as Bret comes off the ropes HHH hits a spinebuster on Bret. HHH then runs into the ropes and comes of the ropes to tell Bret to "suck it" and then attempts to hit a kneedrop, but Bret moves out of the way. HHH gets to his feet and is favoring his knee as Bret gets to his feet. Bret hits an inadvertent atomic drop on HHH. Bret then whips HHH into the turnbuckle. Bret then chops HHH across the chest and then perches him on the top rope. Bret climbs to the second rope and hits a huge suplex on HHH off the top rope. Both Bret and HHH are down on the mat as Bret gets to his feet first and then hops to the second rope and hits a flying forward elbow drop off the second rope. Bret then walks over to HHH's legs and lifts his legs and is about to lock in the sharpshooter, but first he stares at HBK. HHH pushes Bret backwards into the turnbuckle, Bret comes out of the turnbuckle stunned, as HHH gets to his feet, kicks Bret in the stomach, and has Bret set for the pedigree. But Bret reverses and sweeps HHH's legs out from under him and locks in the sharpshooter in the middle of the ring. Bret has his eyes locked on HBK as Bret tries to break HHH's legs. HHH is in the middle of the ring and has nowhere to go and taps out in the middle of the ring.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Bret "hit man" Hart!!
J.R. : Bret Hart has defeated one half of D-generation X, will he be able to defeat the other half at Ring of Passion!!
King : Only time will tell! Hold on! Shawn Michaels is making his way down to the ring!!! Look at this we may not have to wait to Ring of Passion!!!! HART AND MICHAEL'S RIGHT HERE!!!!
HBK is making his way down the ramp as Bret invites him into the ring. Meanwhile, HHH rolls out of the ring and goes under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer. HHH slides back in the ring as HBK slides under the ropes. HHH runs at Bret from behind with the sledge hammer, but Bret quickly turns around and ducks the sledgehammer shot. Bret kicks HHH in the stomach causing him to drop the sledgehammer. Bret ddts HHH to the mat. Bret quickly grabs the sledgehammer and threatens HBK with it. HBK falls to the mat in a sitting position and pleads with Bret not to hurt him. Bret raises the sledgehammer above his head, until HHH hits a low blow on Bret causing him to drop the sledge hammer. HBK quickly grabs the sledge hammer as Bret is bent over in pain. HBK has got the sledgehammer and nails Bret right in the head with the sledge hammer, turning Bret inside out and causing him to land hard on the mat. Bret is knocked out cold in the middle of the ring as HBK drops the sledge hammer and stands over him to make an X with his arms. Paramedics and referees rush the ring.
J.R. : WHAT A SICKENING SHOT TO THE HEAD OF BRET HART!!! SHAWN MICAHELS HAS TAKEN OUT BRET HART TONIGHT!! WILL HE BE ABLE TO DO IT AT RING OF PASSION!?!?!?!
King : Well theres no questions about it. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is the last man standing tonight!! Could this be the sight of Ring of Passion!!!?!?!
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Jeff Hardy Interview
We return as Mean Gean is standing by with Jeff Hardy.
Mean Gean : Welcome back to Destruction, right now I'm standing by with Jeff Hardy. The man who could possibly be the next Intercontinental Champion. Jeff, what is your strategy for Ring of Passion?
Jeff Hardy : My strategy is simple. My strategy is do to whatever it takes to go down in history as the first ever Intercontinental Champion. Last week I threw Goldust through a wall and at Ring of Passion, I'm gonna finish what I started. Goldust, you may be bizarre but your not extreme and you wont be the first ever Intercontinental Champion, as long as I have anything to say about it!!
Jeff Hardy walks away as the shot fades to J.R. and The King sitting at ringside.
Ring Of Passion Card
J.R. : What a night it is going to be in 1 week, at Ring of Passion! The card is staked and the stage is set for an unforgettable night. At Ring of Passion, we will see the leader of the Billion Dollar Brotherhood, The Million Dollar Man take on Al Snow. We saw Al Snow try to talk some sense into Eugene for the past few weeks. Then we heard just announced tonight, the Money in the Bank Ladder Match with the winner securing a title shot at any belt at any time. In that one we will see Big Daddy V, Rey Mysterio, Tajiri, Shelton Benjamin, JBL, and a mystery man.
King : Well you can expect the unexpected in that match. And according to Jeff Hardy you can expect the unexpected when he takes on Goldust for the Intercontinental Championship. Then we go from extreme to extremest as Vader takes on Sabu in an extreme rules match! Sabu and Vader are arguably two of the most hardcore wrestlers in this industry and they will go all out in 1 week at Ring of Passion!
J.R. : Then one of the biggest rivals in the history of professional wrestling, Shawn Michaels battles Bret "hit man" Hart!! Anything can and will happen in that one! And finally the big one, the Elimination Chamber for the spam Heavyweight Title. It will be Ric Flair, Rob Van Dam, Taz, Umaga, Undertaker, and Hulk Hogan in an Elimination Chamber match for the Heavyweight Championship! Who will Mr. McMahon present the championship title to at the end of the night?!?! We will find out at Ring of Passion! But up next Ric Flair, Taz, and Umaga team to take on Hulk Hogan, Rob Van Dam, and The Undertaker in a six man tag match. Up next!
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Umaga & Ric Flair & Taz Vs. Undertaker, Rob Van Dam, and Hulk Hogan
Six Man Tag Match
Howard Finkel : The following contest is a six man tag match. Introducing first being led to the ring by Armando Estrada, the Samoan bulldozer, Umaga!
Estrada leads Umaga to the ring as Umaga looks angry. Umaga walks up the steps and into the ring as Estrada gets in the ring also. Estrada grabs the microphone.
Armando Estrada : My name es ERMANDO EEEELLLLL.........
Estrada is interrupted by an explosion and Taz's theme song. Taz walks through the curtain and out onto the ramp as he makes his way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And his tag team partner, the human suplex machine, Taz!!
Taz slides under the ropes and into the ring as he stares at Umaga. Ric Flair's theme sounds as Flair makes his way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And their tag team partner, Ric Flair!!
Flair slides into the ring and struts over to Umaga and Taz. All three man look at each other with a cautious look. Hulk Hogan's theme hits as Hogan makes his way onto the ramp as the crowd erupts. Hogan gets in the ring and rips his shirt off and throws it to the crowd as Umaga nails him with a forearm to the back of the head knocking him to the mat. Flair and Taz stomp away at Hogan on the mat. RVD then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. RVD grabs Taz and unloads with right hands to the face of Taz. RVD backs Taz against the ropes and then clotheslines Taz over the ropes. RVD backs away from the ropes and then runs at the ropes to hit a plancha over the top rope and onto Taz on the arena floor. Umaga and Flair are stomping away at Hogan. The lights go out and a gong sounds. When the lights go back on, Undertaker is behind Umaga and Flair. Flair turns around to a huge throat thrust taking Flair to the mat. Umaga then runs at Undertaker to get a big boot to the face. Flair then runs at Undertaker as Undertaker backbody drops Flair up and over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Undertaker steps over the ropes and onto the arena floor as he goes after Flair. Hogan is trying to pull himself up on the ropes as Umaga walks over to him and chips him across the chest. Umaga whips Hogan into the ropes, as Hogan comes off the ropes, Umaga hits him with a huge superkick to the chin, knocking him to the mat. Umaga and Hogan are the two legal men as Taz and Flair go to one corner, as RVD and Undertaker go to the opposite corner of the ring. Umaga leans against the ropes and comes off the ropes to drop to the mat and hit a headbutt on Hogan. Umaga pulls Hogan up and whips him into the turnbuckle that Flair and Taz are at. Umaga walks over and kicks Hogan in the stomach multiple times. Umaga then smacks Taz across the face to tag him in. Taz steps through the ropes with anger and unloads with a seies of kicks to the stomach of Hogan. Hogan slumps to the bottom turnbuckle. Taz sticks his boot in Hogan's throat as he chokes Hogan out in the bottom turnbuckle with his boot as the referee counts 1-2-3-4- and then forces Taz to break the hold. Taz turns around and argues with the referee. Hogan pulls himself up as Taz walks over to him and attempts to nail Hogan with a right hand but Hogan blocks the right hand and unloads with right hands on Taz of his own. Hogan backs Taz into the ropes as Hogan attempts to whip Taz into the ropes, Taz reverses and sends Hogan into the ropes, as Hogan comes off the ropes, Taz locks in a sleeper hold on Hogan. Hogan reverses by grabbing Taz from behind and hitting a side slam on Taz. Both men are down as Taz tries to make his way to his corner and Hogan attempts to make his way towards his corner. Flair and Umaga reach out as Taz pulls himself up and chops Flair across the chest to tag Flair. Flair and Taz lock eyes as Flair steps into the ring. Hogan is still inching towards Undertaker and RVD. Flair turns his attention to Hogan and runs at Hogan to pull him to the center of the ring.
King : Hulk Hogan has got to make the tag.
J.R. : Hogan has been the legal man since this match began he has got to be running out of gas.
Flair stomps away at Hogan's back. Flair then turns Hogan over and hovers over him on the mat and unloads with right hands to the head of Hogan on the mat. Flair picks Hogan up and chops him across the chest. Flair unloads with chops to the chest of Hogan, backing him into the turnbuckle. Flair whips Hogan into the opposite turnbuckle as Hogan comes out of the turnbuckle stunned. Flair hits a snapermare takedown and a kick to the back. Hogan is down on the mat as Flair runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a kneedrop to the face. Flair then gets up and walks over to Hogan's legs and lifts Hogan's leg and woooos! Flair steps over Hogans leg and is about to put him in the figure four. Suddenly Hogan kicks Flair in the rear end sending him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Hogan gets to one knee and begins to shake. Flair walks over to Hogan and nails him with a right hand to the head, but it has no effect on Hogan as he continues to shake. Hogan gets to his feet and is shaking as the crowd rallies behind him as he hulks up. Flair goes to hit Hogan with a right hand, but Hogan blocks the right hand and unloads with hard right hands to the face. Hogan unloads of Flair with a series of right hands to the face, backing Flair into the ropes. Hogan whips Flair into the ropes, as Flair comes off the ropes Hogan nails him with a big boot to the face. Flair is down on the mat as Hogan signals for the legdrop. Hogan runs into the ropes as Undertaker slaps him on the back making a blind tag. Hogan and Undertaker argue in the middle of the ring. Flair sneaks up behind Undertaker and hits a low blow on Undertaker. Undertaker is bent over in pain as Flair hits a ddt on Undertaker. Flair gets to his feet and stomps away at Undertaker's leg. Flair then steps out of the ring and climbs to the top rope. Undertaker gets to his feet and walks over to Flair. Undertaker grabs Flair and slams him off the top rope and down to the mat. Undertaker signals for the tombstone as Flair slowly gets to his feet. Flair gets to his feet as Undertaker scoops him up and has him up for the tombstone, but Taz reaches out and tags the back of Flair's boot. Meanwhile Undertaker hits the tombstone on Flair. Undertaker makes the cover, but Taz comes in from behind and kicks Undertaker in the back. Taz hovers over Undertaker and lifts his chin up as Taz unloads with forearms to the side of the head. Taz pulls Undertaker up by his hair. Taz whips Undertaker into the ropes as Undertaker comes off the ropes, Taz goes for a clothesline that Undertaker ducks under and comes off the opposite ropes to hit a flying clothesline on Taz. Undertaker gets to his feet and raises his hand to signal for the chokeslam as Taz is down on the mat. Meanwhile, RVD tags Undertaker's hand to tag himself in. RVD hops to the top rope and jumps over Undertaker's head to hit the 5 star frog splash on Taz. RVD hooks the leg for the 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winners, The Undertaker, Hulk Hogan, and Rob Van Dam!
RVD raises his arms in victory as Undertaker stares at him in confusion. RVD turns around as Undertaker grabs him by the throat and chokeslams RVD in the middle of the ring. RVD is down in the middle of the ring as Hogan comes in behind Undertaker and clotheslines him up and over the top rope. Taz comes up behind Hogan and locks him in the tazmission, until Flair drops to his knees and low blows Taz in the middle of the ring. Flair then grabs him by the head and throws Taz up and over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Flair turns around as Hogan and Flair lock eyes in the middle of the ring. Flair chops Hogan as Hogan responds with a right hand to the head. Both men go back and forth battling it out, until Hogan unloads with more and more right hands and backs Flair into the ropes. Hogan whips Flair into the ropes as Flair comes off the ropes, Hogan hits a big boot on Flair. Flair is down on the mat as Hogan runs into the ropes as Hogan comes off the ropes and hits a legdrop on Flair. Umaga comes through the ropes and into the ring as Umaga turns Hogan around and goes for the Samoan spike. Hogan ducks and grabs Umaga and has Umaga up and is about to slam him, but hogan falls backwards with Umaga on top of him. Hogan is down on the mat as Umaga picks him up and hits the Samoan spike on Hogan. Umaga stands tall as all the other man are on the mat and arena floor around him.
J.R. : Last week it was The Undertaker to stand tall, earlier on it was Taz, and right now it is the Samoan bulldozer, Umaga! But who will be the man to stand tall at Ring of Passion!?!?! Who will survive the Elimination Chamber?!?! And who will be crowned the first ever spam Heavyweight Champion?!?! We'll find out at Ring of Passion!!!! Tune in next week and bear witness to the destruction!!!
Ring of Passion will be up Saturday.
