Albus Voldemort
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2009 UK Slammy Award Winner - Best new member: Just a Fool
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Sept 30, 2009 16:45:53 GMT -5
Granted, but Michael Jackson rises as a zombie.
I wish Michael Jackson would rise as a zombie.
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Post by inrogers29 on Sept 30, 2009 16:47:37 GMT -5
Granted, but he now can never die and will continue the alleged deeds he did...
I wish that my wish would not be corrupted.
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Albus Voldemort
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2009 UK Slammy Award Winner - Best new member: Just a Fool
Joined on: Feb 26, 2009 8:15:05 GMT -5
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Sept 30, 2009 16:49:13 GMT -5
Granted, But you fall into a black hole.
I wish to be able to wake up earlier.
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Post by King Bálor (CM)™ on Sept 30, 2009 16:55:09 GMT -5
Granted, But you fall into a black hole. I wish to be able to wake up earlier. Granted, but you will wake up next to a 500lbs fat and hairy man asking for breakfast. I wish The Rock would come back to wrestling. |
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Post by lancewiget on Sept 30, 2009 17:00:46 GMT -5
Granted, but then one of those Futurama time skips happens and we jump to the night after his career ending injury.
I wish to not be the Resident intellectually- disabled person anymore. I became this before SvR 09 came out. It's been almost a year and I believe I'm smart enough to struggle in society instead of being completely outcast.
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Albus Voldemort
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2009 UK Slammy Award Winner - Best new member: Just a Fool
Joined on: Feb 26, 2009 8:15:05 GMT -5
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Sept 30, 2009 17:04:34 GMT -5
Granted, but you get deleted.
I wish for a cake.
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Sept 30, 2009 17:07:48 GMT -5
Granted, but I thought the salt was sugar.
I wish I could be legend on here.
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Albus Voldemort
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2009 UK Slammy Award Winner - Best new member: Just a Fool
Joined on: Feb 26, 2009 8:15:05 GMT -5
Posts: 1,215
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Sept 30, 2009 17:09:23 GMT -5
Granted, But you get to legend and the board closes down due to virus'
I wish you didn't mix the salt and sugar up.
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Sept 30, 2009 17:22:03 GMT -5
Granted.
I didn't but I actually used WAY to much sugar, you develop Instant Intense Diabetes,it hurts you to pee and it causes you to be short with your family. You can't sleep at night. You stub your toe and take it out on the dog. You run out of Vanilla ice cream and strike your wife, but your wife's been dead for 4 years. Who the hell did you hit?? Wilford Bremley & Liberty Medical can't even help you. (Die-a-beat-us)
I wish I could help you and your diabetes, and not contract it myself.
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Albus Voldemort
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2009 UK Slammy Award Winner - Best new member: Just a Fool
Joined on: Feb 26, 2009 8:15:05 GMT -5
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Sept 30, 2009 17:28:55 GMT -5
Granted, but you die.
I wish you were sane.
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Post by Kurt Burton: Script Doctor! on Sept 30, 2009 17:39:12 GMT -5
Granted, but you die. I wish you were sane. Granted, but you develop an extreme case of dissociative personal disorder, and spend all day bickering with a 36 year old lesbian chain smoker, a 95 year old transexual, an alien from Galaxia, and a dog, who are all actually yourself. I wish for a giant stack of pizzas. |
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Sept 30, 2009 17:59:04 GMT -5
Granted, but you die. I wish you were sane. Granted, but you develop an extreme case of dissociative personal disorder, and spend all day bickering with a 36 year old lesbian chain smoker, a 95 year old transexual, an alien from Galaxia, and a dog, who are all actually yourself. I wish for a giant stack of pizzas. Granted, but you eat them all and become Morbidly Obese. I wish these posts upped my post count! |
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Post by Kurt Burton: Script Doctor! on Sept 30, 2009 18:30:53 GMT -5
Granted, but you develop an extreme case of dissociative personal disorder, and spend all day bickering with a 36 year old lesbian chain smoker, a 95 year old transexual, an alien from Galaxia, and a dog, who are all actually yourself. I wish for a giant stack of pizzas. Granted, but you eat them all and become Morbidly Obese. I wish these posts upped my post count! Granted, but you are banleted the next day. I wish I could have multiple girlfriends with no consequences. |
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Sept 30, 2009 18:39:13 GMT -5
Granted, but you eat them all and become Morbidly Obese. I wish these posts upped my post count! Granted, but you are banleted the next day. I wish I could have multiple girlfriends with no consequences. Granted, but by default, you're catorgorized as Mormon, and you become friends with all of The Osmonds. I wish I could meet Natalya dressed as she is in my sig. |
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Post by Angel Beast on Sept 30, 2009 19:49:02 GMT -5
Granted, but you are banleted the next day. I wish I could have multiple girlfriends with no consequences. Granted, but by default, you're catorgorized as Mormon, and you become friends with all of The Osmonds. I wish I could meet Natalya dressed as she is in my sig. Granted but you dont remember it. I wish I could meet Daffney and remember every second of it. |
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Sept 30, 2009 21:06:34 GMT -5
Granted, but by default, you're catorgorized as Mormon, and you become friends with all of The Osmonds. I wish I could meet Natalya dressed as she is in my sig. Granted but you dont remember it. I wish I could meet Daffney and remember every second of it. Granted, but she beats the  out of you, Jericho style. I wish I didn't have to put up with the Kimbo Slice hype on my TV and he can go back to just being a bum. |
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Post by MC2 on Sept 30, 2009 21:12:51 GMT -5
Granted but he wins the lottery and comes back on your tv screen.
I wish I wish I had a fish.
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Post by inrogers29 on Sept 30, 2009 21:41:29 GMT -5
Granted, but its a gay fish yo.
I wish i had a heterosexual fish
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Sept 30, 2009 21:51:29 GMT -5
Granted, but its a gay fish yo. I wish i had a heterosexual fish Granted, but he goes on a drunken rant about gay fish and gets the both of you into all kinds of trouble. I wish I really WAS the son of Nick Bockwinkel. |
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Post by Angel Beast on Sept 30, 2009 21:59:00 GMT -5
Granted, but its a gay fish yo. I wish i had a heterosexual fish Granted, but he goes on a drunken rant about gay fish and gets the both of you into all kinds of trouble. I wish I really WAS the son of Nick Bockwinkel. Granted but you're adopted. I wish I was related to Eliza Dushku. |
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