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Post by Kurt Burton: Script Doctor! on Sept 30, 2009 22:10:58 GMT -5
Granted, but he goes on a drunken rant about gay fish and gets the both of you into all kinds of trouble. I wish I really WAS the son of Nick Bockwinkel. Granted but you're adopted. I wish I was related to Eliza Dushku. Granted, but you're her great-grandson and she's super old and crusty now. I wish Seth MacFarlane was crushed by a rogue piece of the skylab space station. |
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Sept 30, 2009 22:27:29 GMT -5
Granted but you're adopted. I wish I was related to Eliza Dushku. Granted, but you're her great-grandson and she's super old and crusty now. I wish Seth MacFarlane was crushed by a rogue piece of the skylab space station. Granted, but its the day you're balsy enough to go ahead and murder him yourself, you get crushed also. I wish Blossom would return to TV. |
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 1, 2009 4:30:15 GMT -5
Granted... but Buttercup and Bubbles arrive with her too.
I wish Limpy came back.
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Post by JDSFullmetal on Oct 1, 2009 6:15:51 GMT -5
Granted but he leaves an hour latter.
I Wish Katie Lea was wwe woemn's champion
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 1, 2009 7:31:23 GMT -5
Granted, but she falls over and cries, then get fired and is forced to live on the streets until Bill Gates rapes her and locks her into the facebook server causing even more crashes.
I wish face book would sort it self out!
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Post by Kurt Burton: Script Doctor! on Oct 1, 2009 14:56:56 GMT -5
Granted... but it becomes sentient and plots to take over the world, destroying all humans.
I wish I had the winning lottery ticket.
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Post by MC2 on Oct 1, 2009 15:13:42 GMT -5
Granted but on your way to pick it up the ticket flies out your open window and it lands in the ocean.
V2:
Granted but after taxes, your winnings are only $45
I wish school didn't seem so long.
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 1, 2009 15:56:53 GMT -5
Granted, but mitch :/ I wish this  ing cough would go away, its been a week now :@ |
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Oct 1, 2009 16:40:24 GMT -5
Granted, but mitch :/ I wish this ing cough would go away, its been a week now :@ Granted, it goes away, but its replaced by loud farts. I wish I didn't have to work today on my day off. |
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 1, 2009 16:54:37 GMT -5
Granted, But you get extra money  I wish I would get more hours at my work. |
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Post by kayos on Oct 5, 2009 15:23:28 GMT -5
Granted, but your pay becomes less.
I wish for The Simpsons to be gone foeever
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 5, 2009 16:11:21 GMT -5
Granted, But Futurama takes over the world.
I wish to hear a joke that will make me laugh for an hour.
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Post by kayos on Oct 5, 2009 16:14:25 GMT -5
Granted, but you suffocate while laughing and die.
I wish for John Cena to stop wrestling
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 5, 2009 17:46:22 GMT -5
Granted, but wrestling is made illegal.
I wish it was illegal for men to shave their legs.
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 6, 2009 13:16:53 GMT -5
Granted, but every man in the world contracts alopecia of the legs via breathing.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
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Post by JDSFullmetal on Oct 6, 2009 15:22:17 GMT -5
Granted.... But it doesn't come true  Then you get raped by a bear  I wish i didn't see a bear rape a person |
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 6, 2009 17:17:36 GMT -5
Granted, but you get raped by a whale, who later is tested for H.I.V and it is possitive, there is no cure and you die a slow and painful death. And know one seems to care, not even your parents.
I wish for my dads cancer results to come back negative tomorrow!
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Post by JDSFullmetal on Oct 7, 2009 12:59:43 GMT -5
Granted but...................... F**K IT i hope its granted I wish/hope for the same thing for you Corrupt that bitches  |
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 7, 2009 13:22:41 GMT -5
Granted but the world ends hours later. See... his dad is cancer free but he can't enjoy it.
I wish I'd never cheated, thus I'd not have been divorced.
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Post by JDSFullmetal on Oct 7, 2009 13:29:06 GMT -5
Granted but carrie underwood still bashes the $#!+ out of your truck.
I wish John Cena would leave RAW ;D
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