Dat guy ova der
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Post by Dat guy ova der on Oct 11, 2009 20:56:08 GMT -5
granted, but in your first match, you botch a move and snap your opponents neck. Depressed after finding out that he will be paralized forever, you end your own life...
I wish that I had a magic Ipod that had every song that I would ever like, can never be broken, I can't lose it, It won't cause my death, and it doesn't need to be charged.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2009 20:58:36 GMT -5
granted, but in your first match, you botch a move and snap your opponents neck. Depressed after finding out that he will be paralized forever, you end your own life... I wish that I had a magic Ipod that had every song that I would ever like, can never be broken, I can't lose it, It won't cause my death, and it doesn't need to be charged. Granted but you go bankrupt getting it and you end your life. I wish I had a unbreakable, latex, super thin condom. Corrup that And a girlfriend to go with it  |
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Post by MC2 on Oct 11, 2009 21:33:57 GMT -5
granted, but in your first match, you botch a move and snap your opponents neck. Depressed after finding out that he will be paralized forever, you end your own life... I wish that I had a magic Ipod that had every song that I would ever like, can never be broken, I can't lose it, It won't cause my death, and it doesn't need to be charged. Granted but you go bankrupt getting it and you end your life. I wish I had a unbreakable, latex, super thin condom. Corrup that And a girlfriend to go with it Granted, but it hasn't been tested and it explodes and your dick is vaporized. I wish that Mattels MOC figures are good |
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Post by kayos on Oct 11, 2009 21:34:25 GMT -5
Granted, but they are horrible quality and all of them break.
I wish I had more water.
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Post by MC2 on Oct 11, 2009 21:37:14 GMT -5
Granted, But its actually Mexican Water and you get sick
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Post by kayos on Oct 11, 2009 21:43:49 GMT -5
No wish?
I wish for 10 Million Dollars. Without having to pay tax on it.
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Post by JDSFullmetal on Oct 12, 2009 14:40:51 GMT -5
Granted but you get robbed after getting the money. I wish for a pony  |
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 12, 2009 14:44:20 GMT -5
Granted but it eats your parents and shoots you with a bazooka.
I wish for drakerko to die. And you're not allowed to corrupt it with "He cumz bak az a zumby lulz." or anything of that nature.
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Albus Voldemort
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 12, 2009 16:57:02 GMT -5
Granted. But there is an uprising and the world turns upside down.
I wish for three more wishes.
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Dat guy ova der
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Post by Dat guy ova der on Oct 12, 2009 17:22:54 GMT -5
Granted, but you waste the first two, and the third results in you dieing.
I wish I was in jail, and no one ever touched me.
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 12, 2009 17:34:01 GMT -5
Granted, But some one sneaks a gun in and pops a cap in yo' ass!
I wish Skins series 4 would hurry up!
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 12, 2009 18:12:38 GMT -5
Granted with no corruption as I feel the same.
I wish for Scrubs season 9 to hurry up so I can decide whether a 9th season was a good idea.
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Albus Voldemort
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 12, 2009 19:17:25 GMT -5
Cant corrupt that, I feel the same again  I wish JD would be in more than just the first six episodes of Series 9. |
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Post by kayos on Oct 18, 2009 15:16:21 GMT -5
Granted but the series is canceled and you explode.
I wish the Simpsons was off the air for good.
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 22, 2009 17:54:54 GMT -5
Granted but you fall off a bridge the day before so you never find out it gets canceled.
I wish for 500 more episodes of the Simpson's.
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Post by Angel Beast on Oct 25, 2009 1:08:27 GMT -5
Granted but you fall off a bridge the day before so you never find out it gets canceled. I wish for 500 more episodes of the Simpson's. Granted but Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are all grown up and lame. I wish The Simpson's would come out with a video game that wasnt so short. |
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Post by JDSFullmetal on Oct 28, 2009 10:36:23 GMT -5
Granted but its only made for the DS  I wish THQ stop making it so you can't put logos on a divas chest(Damn pervs who put nipples on the diva CAW's) |
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Post by johncena12 on Oct 28, 2009 16:27:28 GMT -5
granted but u cannot put any logos on a diva at all.
i wish that Mw2 would come out today
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 28, 2009 18:00:26 GMT -5
Granted, But you died yesterday.
I wish to die when I'm 64
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Post by Angel Beast on Oct 28, 2009 23:11:16 GMT -5
Granted but you fall a sleep the day before your birthday, when your still 63. Then at midnight, still asleep, your turn 64 and die never knowing its coming.
I wish to live for ever.
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