Albus Voldemort
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2009 UK Slammy Award Winner - Best new member: Just a Fool
Joined on: Feb 26, 2009 8:15:05 GMT -5
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 7, 2009 16:44:54 GMT -5
Granted, But he returns a week later, and is booked for every match for a whole month.
I wish WWE would become good again.
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Post by wwfepenguin on Oct 7, 2009 19:30:06 GMT -5
Granted but your girlfriend wants to talk more, rather than watch wwe
I wish my Social Studies teacher would retire already, dammit!
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Post by mikehawk on Oct 7, 2009 23:56:29 GMT -5
Granted but your girlfriend wants to talk more, rather than watch wwe I wish my Social Studies teacher would retire already, dammit! Granted, but an even worse Social Studies teacher takes her/his place. I wish that Chavo Guerrero would get the push he deserves. |
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 8, 2009 7:29:39 GMT -5
Granted but carrie underwood still bashes the $#!+ out of your truck.I wish John Cena would leave RAW ;D What the hell sort of corruption is that? And to the next guy, granted, but his WWE Championship match is interfered in by Hornswoggle and we are back at square one again. I wish my corruption involves Liverpool FC, Chuck Norris, a Nissan 350Z, and Mark Speight. |
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Albus Voldemort
Main Eventer
2009 UK Slammy Award Winner - Best new member: Just a Fool
Joined on: Feb 26, 2009 8:15:05 GMT -5
Posts: 1,215
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 9, 2009 17:17:49 GMT -5
Granted, But Jack Bauer blow's them all up afterward's.
I wish my college course was good.
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 9, 2009 17:34:09 GMT -5
Granted, But Jack Bauer blow's them all up afterward's. I wish my college course was good. You didn't grant my wish at all, prick.  (I kid... you're not supposed to lmao) Granted, but you still fail anyway. I wish THAT YOU LITERALLY corrupt my wish with Liverpool FC, Chuck Norris, a Nissan 350Z and Mark Speight. |
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Albus Voldemort
Main Eventer
2009 UK Slammy Award Winner - Best new member: Just a Fool
Joined on: Feb 26, 2009 8:15:05 GMT -5
Posts: 1,215
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 9, 2009 17:49:16 GMT -5
Granted, But Jack Bauer blow's them all up afterward's. I wish my college course was good. You didn't grant my wish at all, prick. (I kid... you're not supposed to lmao) Granted, but you still fail anyway. I wish THAT YOU LITERALLY corrupt my wish with Liverpool FC, Chuck Norris, a Nissan 350Z and Mark Speight. Granted, Chuck Norris goes to watch liverpool play Chelsea, but the game ends 0-0 so he kills all the players. his getaway driver is Mark Speight and he is driving a Nissan 350Z, they escape the police, by killing them all. I wish for you to be happy with that. |
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 9, 2009 18:37:41 GMT -5
You didn't grant my wish at all, prick. (I kid... you're not supposed to lmao) Granted, but you still fail anyway. I wish THAT YOU LITERALLY corrupt my wish with Liverpool FC, Chuck Norris, a Nissan 350Z and Mark Speight. Granted, Chuck Norris goes to watch liverpool play Chelsea, but the game ends 0-0 so he kills all the players. his getaway driver is Mark Speight and he is driving a Nissan 350Z, they escape the police, by killing them all. I wish for you to be happy with that. Granted, but I lose all fascination with it in 5 seconds. (Corruption aside...  ing brilliant) I wish my life was better. |
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Albus Voldemort
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2009 UK Slammy Award Winner - Best new member: Just a Fool
Joined on: Feb 26, 2009 8:15:05 GMT -5
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 9, 2009 18:56:08 GMT -5
Granted, but as it gets good Liverpool gets demoted, and Mark Speight becomes there new manager. Just after there demotion, Chuck Norris turns up in a Nissan 350Z, and runs you over, you get up to escape, but he round-house kicks you into next week.
I wish to hear some chuck Norris jokes.
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 9, 2009 19:13:56 GMT -5
Granted, but as it gets good Liverpool gets demoted, and Mark Speight becomes there new manager. Just after there demotion, Chuck Norris turns up in a Nissan 350Z, and runs you over, you get up to escape, but he round-house kicks you into next week. I wish to hear some chuck Norris jokes. Just for the record... I only included Speight because he's been dead for almost two years. Granted... but it's all the lame ones like Chuck Norris never blinks. Ever. or Chuck Norris' beard contains a third fist.I wish for somebody else to corrupt my wish. |
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Post by wwfepenguin on Oct 10, 2009 14:20:47 GMT -5
Granted but i delete my post and JAF corrupts your wish.
I wish for a wish that wouldn't be corrupted
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Post by JDSFullmetal on Oct 10, 2009 14:39:13 GMT -5
Granted but someone else wishes for something bad to happen to you and that gets granted too  I wish people would guit leaving in mid game on L4D!! |
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Albus Voldemort
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2009 UK Slammy Award Winner - Best new member: Just a Fool
Joined on: Feb 26, 2009 8:15:05 GMT -5
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 10, 2009 14:41:11 GMT -5
Granted, but they lose internet connection instead.
I wish my wireless would start working properly.
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 10, 2009 15:22:22 GMT -5
Granted but both your Xbox and Computer die, leaving your possession of a Wi-Fi connection utterly pointless.
I wish I could legally kill a swan.
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Post by MC2 on Oct 10, 2009 15:40:14 GMT -5
Granted, but then you see its family and you feel bad for doing it and over the next few weeks you are struck by depression and guilt and you kill yourself. I wish Gatorade didn't taste icky |
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Albus Voldemort
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2009 UK Slammy Award Winner - Best new member: Just a Fool
Joined on: Feb 26, 2009 8:15:05 GMT -5
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Oct 10, 2009 17:46:05 GMT -5
Granted, But it starts to taste sickly.
I wish to be eating a slice of a biscuit that is also covered in sugar.
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Post by kayos on Oct 10, 2009 20:01:16 GMT -5
Granted, but the sugar was mixed with salt, and you shrivel up because you alos magically became a slug.
I wish I knew the meaning of life.
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Post by lancewiget on Oct 10, 2009 20:08:57 GMT -5
Granted, but when you find out, it's changed.
I wish for *blank*. Haha... corrupt that, bitches.
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Post by wwfepenguin on Oct 10, 2009 21:18:44 GMT -5
You might have killed this thread.
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Post by kayos on Oct 11, 2009 6:31:03 GMT -5
Granted, but when you find out, it's changed. I wish for *blank*. Haha... corrupt that, bitches. Granted, but *blank* turns into a Deathclaw and rips off your face. I wish I was a wrestler. |
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