Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2009 0:23:23 GMT -5
EPW #103!
Undead by Hollywood Undead
Tyler Black walks out with the EPW Championship on his shoulder and a microphone in hand.
Tyler Black: Not to come off as a dick but the lack of talent is unreal! There's really no one I feel is worthy for my championship. Anyways onto other topics. Since Aries wanted to attack me in the Parking Lot last week I got us a Parking Lot Brawl later. I've had enough of you Aries.
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One On One
Elijah Burke vs. John Morrison
Burke and Morrison had a great match. Burke went for a Dropkick and Morrison moved out of the way. Morrison picks Burke up when Burke started throwing punches at John Morrison. Morrison Toe Kicked Burke and then Irish Whipped him into the turnbuckle. Morrison runs at Burke with a running Clothesline but Burke moved out of the way as Morrison hits his head on the turnbuckle.
Burke hits the Elijah Experience on John Morrison and then he went for the pin 1 .. 2 . KICK OUT! Elijah Burke picked up John Morrison and pulled him over to the turnbuckle and put on top of the turnbuckle. Morrison was facing the crowd. Elijah Burke ran from the one turnbuckle to the other and hit the Elijah Express on John Morrison. Elijah Burke pinned John Morrison 1 .. 2 .. 3!! DING DING DING!
Winner: Elijah Burke at 9:35
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Evan Bourne walks into the office of Eric Bischoff with Christian behind him.
Evan Bourne: How do I have a match against Christian at Death Highway? AND MY DAMN JOB IS ON THE LINE!!
Eric Bischoff: Evan, you signed a contract. A contract is commitment that cannot be broken.
Evan Bourne: I DIDN'T SIGN ANYTHING!!! Wait... OH MAN! I signed something of Dragon Kid's. That little bastard got me to sign a contract to wrestle you with our jobs on the line. Oh he's dead.
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One On One
Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk
Jericho and Punk went to the limit. Punk went for a GTS when Chris Jericho reversed it sending Punk's face into his knee. Chris Jericho then went for the Codebreaker but Punk held Jericho in the air and ran at the turnbuckle and threw Jericho against the turnbuckle, back first. CM Punk picked Chris Jericho up when Jericho grabbed CM Punk's legs and attempted to put him in the Walls Of Jericho went CM Punk flipped Chris Jericho out of the ring.
CM Punk ran and jumped over the ropes and onto Chris Jericho. The referee was counting as both men were knocked out. The referee had counted to 6 when CM Punk started pulling himself up Chris Jericho pulled Punk back down. Chris Jericho then started tying a rope around Punk's leg and tied it to the ring post. Chris Jericho slid back in the ring as the referee had counted to 10 and Chris Jericho won by Count out.
Winner: Chris Jericho via Count out at 16:51
CM Punk is still stuck there as New Jack walks down to the ring. New Jack has a Barbed Wire 2x4. New Jack lights it on fire. New Jack then takes a swing at CM Punk. Punk is screaming in pain as New Jack hits him over and over. Security comes down to break it up.
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Parking Lot Brawl
Tyler Black vs. Austin Aries
Tyler Black and Austin Aries are walking around. Aries has a crowbar in hand as Black has a car rim in his hand. Aries runs over and takes a swing at Black but Black moves out of the way and hits the windshield of a car. Black hits Aries in the forehead with the car rim. Aries is bleeding already from the hit to the head. Tyler Black opens the hood of a car. Black picks up Aries and puts him under the hood. Tyler Black climbs on top of a truck next to the car and jumps on the hood of the car putting Aries in a lot of pain. Tyler Black picks Aries up and throws him on top of the car. Tyler Black picks Austin Aries up. Aries suplexes Black off the car onto the concrete. Aries and Black are sitting there in pain. Aries gets down off the car. Austin Aries throws Tyler Black into a car. Aries gets into another car and backs up. Aries go's full speed at the car Black is in. Aries crashes into that car. Both car's are smashed the f**k up! Austin Aries hit his head on the car steering wheel. Aries is bleeding badly. Aries gets out of the car and looks in the car Black was in. Black is not in there.
Austin Aries turns around as Tyler Black hits Austin Aries with a car. Austin Aries flips onto the car busting the windshield. Tyler Black gets on top of the car and leg drops Austin Aries through the windshield. Tyler Black tries to pin Aries but he can't pull him out. Black walks away. Tyler Black gets into another car and go's full speed at the car Austin Aries in but Aries jumped at Black's car and puts his feet through the windshield kicking Black in the face and shattering glass at it. Aries rips the car door off and starts beating Black with it. Tyler Black is crawling away as Aries grabs his leg and starts to pull him back. Black pushes Aries with his feet sending Aries back first into the grill of a car. Black picks up the car door and hits Aries in the head with the corner. Black then DDT's Aries on top of the car door. Black is looking down at Aries when Black turns around and Edge spears him onto a car through a windshield. Edge pulls Aries up and puts his hand over Black. 1 .. 2 .. 3!!! DING DING DING!
Winner: Austin Aries at 32:21
Undead by Hollywood Undead
Tyler Black walks out with the EPW Championship on his shoulder and a microphone in hand.
Tyler Black: Not to come off as a dick but the lack of talent is unreal! There's really no one I feel is worthy for my championship. Anyways onto other topics. Since Aries wanted to attack me in the Parking Lot last week I got us a Parking Lot Brawl later. I've had enough of you Aries.
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One On One
Elijah Burke vs. John Morrison
Burke and Morrison had a great match. Burke went for a Dropkick and Morrison moved out of the way. Morrison picks Burke up when Burke started throwing punches at John Morrison. Morrison Toe Kicked Burke and then Irish Whipped him into the turnbuckle. Morrison runs at Burke with a running Clothesline but Burke moved out of the way as Morrison hits his head on the turnbuckle.
Burke hits the Elijah Experience on John Morrison and then he went for the pin 1 .. 2 . KICK OUT! Elijah Burke picked up John Morrison and pulled him over to the turnbuckle and put on top of the turnbuckle. Morrison was facing the crowd. Elijah Burke ran from the one turnbuckle to the other and hit the Elijah Express on John Morrison. Elijah Burke pinned John Morrison 1 .. 2 .. 3!! DING DING DING!
Winner: Elijah Burke at 9:35
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Evan Bourne walks into the office of Eric Bischoff with Christian behind him.
Evan Bourne: How do I have a match against Christian at Death Highway? AND MY DAMN JOB IS ON THE LINE!!
Eric Bischoff: Evan, you signed a contract. A contract is commitment that cannot be broken.
Evan Bourne: I DIDN'T SIGN ANYTHING!!! Wait... OH MAN! I signed something of Dragon Kid's. That little bastard got me to sign a contract to wrestle you with our jobs on the line. Oh he's dead.
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One On One
Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk
Jericho and Punk went to the limit. Punk went for a GTS when Chris Jericho reversed it sending Punk's face into his knee. Chris Jericho then went for the Codebreaker but Punk held Jericho in the air and ran at the turnbuckle and threw Jericho against the turnbuckle, back first. CM Punk picked Chris Jericho up when Jericho grabbed CM Punk's legs and attempted to put him in the Walls Of Jericho went CM Punk flipped Chris Jericho out of the ring.
CM Punk ran and jumped over the ropes and onto Chris Jericho. The referee was counting as both men were knocked out. The referee had counted to 6 when CM Punk started pulling himself up Chris Jericho pulled Punk back down. Chris Jericho then started tying a rope around Punk's leg and tied it to the ring post. Chris Jericho slid back in the ring as the referee had counted to 10 and Chris Jericho won by Count out.
Winner: Chris Jericho via Count out at 16:51
CM Punk is still stuck there as New Jack walks down to the ring. New Jack has a Barbed Wire 2x4. New Jack lights it on fire. New Jack then takes a swing at CM Punk. Punk is screaming in pain as New Jack hits him over and over. Security comes down to break it up.
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Parking Lot Brawl
Tyler Black vs. Austin Aries
Tyler Black and Austin Aries are walking around. Aries has a crowbar in hand as Black has a car rim in his hand. Aries runs over and takes a swing at Black but Black moves out of the way and hits the windshield of a car. Black hits Aries in the forehead with the car rim. Aries is bleeding already from the hit to the head. Tyler Black opens the hood of a car. Black picks up Aries and puts him under the hood. Tyler Black climbs on top of a truck next to the car and jumps on the hood of the car putting Aries in a lot of pain. Tyler Black picks Aries up and throws him on top of the car. Tyler Black picks Austin Aries up. Aries suplexes Black off the car onto the concrete. Aries and Black are sitting there in pain. Aries gets down off the car. Austin Aries throws Tyler Black into a car. Aries gets into another car and backs up. Aries go's full speed at the car Black is in. Aries crashes into that car. Both car's are smashed the f**k up! Austin Aries hit his head on the car steering wheel. Aries is bleeding badly. Aries gets out of the car and looks in the car Black was in. Black is not in there.
Austin Aries turns around as Tyler Black hits Austin Aries with a car. Austin Aries flips onto the car busting the windshield. Tyler Black gets on top of the car and leg drops Austin Aries through the windshield. Tyler Black tries to pin Aries but he can't pull him out. Black walks away. Tyler Black gets into another car and go's full speed at the car Austin Aries in but Aries jumped at Black's car and puts his feet through the windshield kicking Black in the face and shattering glass at it. Aries rips the car door off and starts beating Black with it. Tyler Black is crawling away as Aries grabs his leg and starts to pull him back. Black pushes Aries with his feet sending Aries back first into the grill of a car. Black picks up the car door and hits Aries in the head with the corner. Black then DDT's Aries on top of the car door. Black is looking down at Aries when Black turns around and Edge spears him onto a car through a windshield. Edge pulls Aries up and puts his hand over Black. 1 .. 2 .. 3!!! DING DING DING!
Winner: Austin Aries at 32:21
