Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2009 1:13:03 GMT -5
Joey Styles: Well we are back at the UWS arena with the manager and my good friend, Tommy Dreamer!
Tommy seems to have a case ... it must have something important in it because let me tell you that Tommy isn't the kind of guy to be taking a briefcase along with him.
It seems that Tommy has some kind of a set up in the ring at the moment, I wonder who the other seats are for?
Tommy Dreamer: You see a few days back I saw 2 men who had some sort of an issue with one another...
Now you see around these parts battles aren't fought with words...
we do it in the ring like real men...
now you see the problem is that neither of these guys are signed...
Which is why tonight we are going to be having a contract signing for them to compete at Figamania!
Chris making his way into the ring.
Chris, if you'd take a seat...
Here comes his unofficial opponent John Morrision!
John if you'd do the same...
Both men are yet too take their eyes off each other, there is so much tension between thee two.
Now Chris if you'd sign first...
Chris not even bothering to read it, just shows how important this match is for him!
You might want to read the health policy part again...
John Morrision: Yeah, and you might to!
Whats John doing here...
John just flipping that table onto Chris as he turned to walk away!
What a cheap shot!
Now setting the table up again...
Now just grabbing Chris by the hair...
And just flinging him onto the table!
Chris getting to his feet, wait a minute - whats Morrison doing here!?
Morrison going for the cross body - this isn't going to end well for either man!
OH MY GOD, CODEBREAKER THROUGH THE FREAKING TABLE!
Neither of these men may even be able to make it to Figamania!
Their just laying there, lifeless, oh my...
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Joey Styles: Well we are here at the UWS arena for a special message from John Morrison?
And speaking of John Morrison here he is!
John Morrison: Yes that's right, your looking at the man...
the Sunday night delight!...
the A-list elitist...
the shaman of sexy...
John Morrison!
Now I'm not going to waste my time on all you morons who are not worthy of my greatness...
so I'm just going to state the obvious...
I am without a doubt going to have to carry this company on my back...
I am going to be the reason that everyone watchs UWS...
none of you can deny the fact that I am destined for greatness...
I have the look...
I am the most talented man here...
I will dominate whoever or whatever you put in front of me...
In fact I may as well be given all the titles right now..
Because we all know that no one that can even compete with me...
Because I am John Morrison!
Chris Jericho:Shut the hell up!
I hear you talking all this crap from the back...
I mean who are you...
I'm...
I'll tell you who you are...
your just some ass clown who hasn't done crap around here
Crowd: Ass clown, Ass clown...
Wait a minute...what's John doing here!?
Hits him straight in the face, Jericho may have a broken nose here!
Jericho grabbing the head...
Now Jericho on the attack with a fist straight to the jaw!
Wait a minute, here's he owner of UWS, Tommy Dreamer.
Tommy Dreamer: Guys, guys, guys...hey I'm all for a fight but you two aren't even contracted yet, so how about this, UWS is signed for a match at Figamania yet we don't even have a match, so how about the two of you in the same ring at Freedomania - no fancy stipulations, just a good old one on one match to see who's the better man...
Well, I guess I'm implied to unofficially announce that at figamania, it's going to be John Morrison taking on Chris Jericho!
More on this in the coming weeks.
Mod Edit - Changed the font colour to green so its readable.
Yeah so I figured that I'd do a couple promos before going into the match at freedomania just so that it isn't XXX vs XXX with no reasoning behind it, sorry about grammar, spelling errors and what not, going to be making a few more of these over the next couple days.
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