ROA SMACKDOWN 1 "The New Era has arrived"

Dark Match Matt Hardy versus Eric Escobar
The bell rings as both wrestlers lock up; Matt Hardy wins the lockup and puts Escobar into a headlock. The headlock is quickly followed by arm whip and instead of jumping back up Hardy goes in for an arm lock. Eric quickly escapes and springs himself back up; he takes his knee and rams it into Matt Hardy. This match quickly became dominated by Eric but in the end Matt Hardy nailed a twist of fate for the win.
Winner at 5:10 Matt Hardy

A black screen comes on as a picture of Steve “Dr. Death” Williams comes on. The text says REST IN PEACE.

The SMACKDOWN! Introduction video plays and when it is offer we see the audience in attendance many with signs displaying “HAPPY NEW YEARS!” The camera then changes to Don West and Michael Cole. The amazing fireworks display begins and the lights begin to do a mini light show in honor of SMACKDOWN!

Cole: Welcome everyone to the first ever SMACKDOWN! And a Happy New Years!

West: Can you believe it’s already 2010 folks, I can’t! Happy New Years!

Cole: Fans at the ROA Universe tonight you are going to have one heck of a show!

West: But let’s cut backstage folks where Samoa Joe is waiting!

The titantron shows Samoa Joe in a red shirt that has a picture of him doing a Muscle Buster on it. He is sitting in a chair and the camera is focused on his face.

Samoa Joe: As many of you all know, I am Samoa Joe and tonight on the first edition of SMACKDOWN! We are having The Cruiserweight Championship belt tournament matches. (Pause and rolls his eyes) for some reason tonight I am not in the matches. I don’t know about next week either, but I cannot wait that long. So tonight someone better watch out unless they want this (flexes muscles).

We cut back to the arena as CM Punk’s entrance theme hits the arena. The audience cheers for Punk as smoke gathers around the entrance, Punk walks out and does his fist taunt proposing his image of being Straight Edge. He jogs down the ramp going to the sidelines and touching all the fan’s hands while he is walking down.

Cole: Don’t forget tonight we have an eight man battle royal to crown the new Heavyweight Champion.

CM Punk goes to the steps and walks up the ramp slowly, he taunts before entering the ring. Then once he is in the ring he stands in the middle. Quickly Ron “The Truth” Killings “What” theme song plays in the arena. He comes out dancing like usual and runs to the ring, but before he begins touching all the fan’s hands.

Tony Chimmel: This match is a Cruiserweight Championship qualification match, the winner’s of all the matches will go to a Battle Royal at Genesis Rumble to crown the Cruiserweight Champion.

Ron steps into the ring and shake’s Punk’s hand as the bell rings.

The match begins with a lockup as Ron hits Punk in the back of the neck, Punk crunches up due to the pain as Ron grabs Punk’s head and slings him over his shoulder. Punk is now sitting in a normal position on the mat, Ron takes advantage and does a dropkick to Punk. Punk rolls over and gets up quickly, he ducks an incoming clothesline by Truth and hits an arm sling over his shoulder. Ron quickly springs himself back up and Punk nails a clothesline, as Ron waltz back up Punk hits a Yazaka kick into the head of Truth. Punk goes for a pin (1…2). Truth rolls himself over and springs up quickly and they lockup again, this time Ron gets the upper hand as he chops Punk into the chest, he drops low and springs his whole body into Punk’s legs as Punk falls to the ground. Ron rolls over him and puts Punk into an arm lock. Punk is hurting as he is in trouble trying to get out, Ron lets go and stomps Punk in his arm to weaken it. Ron looks at the fans and taunts as he waits for Punk to get up, as Punk does he ducks and locks Truth into a Devil’s Lock DDT. Punk nails it and rolls over quickly for the pin (1…2…) the pin is so close the fans have already yelled three, Punk can’t believe it and runs to the ropes. With momentum he runs back and jumps up in the air dropping a leg drop. Punk signals for Ron to get up and as he does Punk nails a knee to the gut, he does an Irish Whip as Ron leaps up in the air with his elbow extended and lands on Punk’s body. (1…) Ron is frustrated but keeps on fighting, he points to the sky and picks Punk up in a grapple. Punk reverses into an Irish whip but as Ron is running to the turnbuckle he jumps landing on the turnbuckle with his hands and legs up in the air. Punk runs under it, Ron does a backflip and Punk runs for the clothesline. Ron does an incredible move of agility and does a split, as Punk turns around he is hit with a kick to the head. (1…2..)

Ron taunts as he is gaining the upper edge of the fans, Punk is recovering in the corner and Ron decides to run as fast as he can to Punk. He jumps for a body splash but Punk was playing possum and hits Ron with a clothesline. Punk rolls out of the ring and touches some fan’s hands, he reaches into the ring and grabs Ron’s legs. (1..2..) he then pulls Ron into him and Ron’s groin area is smashed into the steel post. Ron screams in pain. (2..3..4) Punk turns around and some fan’s touch him as he rolls back into the ring. Punk yells “COME ON!’ as loud as he can to Ron. As Ron steps up Punk runs to him and Ron ducks as Punk goes over him. Punk switches his body in mid air and lands on the ring apron. He hits Ron in the head from behind, and pulls his hair into him. He slams his head into Ron’s gut and steps into the ring. Punk pulls Ron’s air and pulls him into the turnbuckle. Punk steps on the ropes and climbs up, with his strength he pulls Ron onto the second top rope. Punk stands on the top rope as fans are going crazy cheering for Punk. Then in a split second Punk leaps off and does an insane Pepsi Plunge. (1…2…3)

Punk rolls over as the referee raises his arm for victory, Punk is holding onto his knees as he is still in pain. He slowly gets up and raises his arm into the air as the fans are cheering for him. Meanwhile as Ron is getting up Punk extends his hand and helps Ron get up. Then out of no-where Punk kicks Ron in the guts and picks him up for a signature move of his called ‘Welcome to Chicago” as he does the fans cheers turn to boo’s as people are throwing stuff into the ring. Punk laughs at Ron and taunts again.

We come back to the show as Paul London is sitting in a chair putting on a white shirt, the background is a locker room. He puts on some wrist tape and all of a sudden a steel chair smacks Paul in his head. Paul falls over as Samoa Joe is standing behind him. Paul tries to crawl away from Joe but gets another chair shot to Paul’s leg. Joe repeats as Paul is screaming in pain. Kung Fu Naki then walks behind Joe, Samoa Joe turns around and does a moon walk. Then an awkward silence occurs. Joe then puts the chair in the air quickly as if he is about to strike him and Kung Fu Naki runs away. Samoa Joe drops the chair on London and stares at the camera.

We cut back to SMACKDOWN! As in the ring a couch is set up in the middle of the ring. Kung Fu Naki is in the ring with a microphone.

Naki: Hello Hello Everyone! Happy New Year’s and what a way to kick off the show with none other the Kung Fu Naki talk show! Featuring Jimmy Yang Wang.

Jimmy Yang Wang’s cowboy theme music plays as he has a cowboy hat on, this time he is riding a green tractor. He slowly drives his tractor down to the ramp. He gets out and turns the tractor off and slides into the ring. He takes a seat before cheering to the fans.

Naki: Hello Jimmy Yang Wang, glad to have you and nice tractor!

Wang: Oh yes I saved my money up for this one and I am glad to be here Happy New Year’s for everyone.

Naki: Okay Wang, next week you have a match against Paul London for the Cruiserweight Championship Tournament!!

Wang: Yes I sure do I am confident I can beat Paul, I was watching earlier on and Samoa Joe was banging him with a chair. Poor guy he doesn’t need to get so many beatings.

Naki: Well you know how beetin’s will continue until walrus get’s his title back!

Wang: Well he never lost it and Samoa Walrus Joe?

Naki: Yes.

(Sudden pause)

Suddenly Edge’s theme music hits the arena, Edge is pissed and is dressed in a red EDGE shirt with a microphone. He resists to touch any fan’s hands and slides into the ring.

Edge: For God sakes will you two homosexuals get on with it? No one cares about this stupid crap.

Naki: Who do you think you are? Invading my show

Edge: Shut up, I think I am Edge who tonight will win the battle royal and be crowned the NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Jimmy Yang Wang stands up, Edge thinks Jimmy is going to strike him and kicks Jimmy in the gut. Edge does the Edge-A-Cution. Kung Fu Naki is shocked and Edge kicks him and does the same. Edge grabs the couch and throws it out of the ring, he jumps over the rope and picks the couch up. He then lifts the couch into the fans area and a fan is going wild because Edge just threw a couch into his area.

Tony Chimmel is in the ring with a nice tuxedo on with a microphone in hand.

Tony Chimmel: Ladies and gentlemen the following match is the Main Event. This is a Battle Royal for the Heavyweight Championship of the world. The rules are every minute their will be an entry to the battle royal, to be eliminated you must be thrown over the ropes and both feet must touch the floor in order to be eliminated.

The first entrant Dolph Ziggler music hits as he looks around and taunts, he walks down the ramp and into the ring. The second entrant Batista music blasts the speakers. The fans are going wild as they love Batista, he goes to the middle of the ramp and does his signature taunt before the pyrotechnics go off displaying an amazing showcase of great workmanship. He is pumped up and steps into the ring, the bell rings. Both of the stars lock up as Batista pushes Dolph into the ropes. Dolph springs back and his head is nearly took off with a clothesline. Batista picks him up by his head and delivers a sharp kick to the head of Dolph, Dolph rolls over in pain. Batista waits for Dolph to get up and as Dolph does he runs forward. Dolph does a head butt to Batista’s gut and then a scoop slam. The next entrance music hits, Finlay runs down the ramp. Finlay slides into the ring and kicks Dolph in the head. Finlay and Batista begin talking to each other and decide on something. Batista picks up Dolph and holds him, Finlay strikes Dolph in the head and Batista let’s go. Finlay picks up Dolph and nails a suplex. Batista and Finlay then pick Dolph up and Irish Whip him into the ropes. Finlay ducks and sends Dolph overhead and Batista catches Dolph and delivers another suplex. The next entrant music plays as Mike Knox’s theme hits. He runs into the ring and the fans are paying much attention to him. Immediately Knox delivers a big boot to Finlay as Batista goes after Knox, he ducks and Knox delivers a big boot to Batista. Dolph Ziggler is waiting in the corner and does a rugby style tackle to Knox. But the tackle isn’t strong enough to take Knox down as all it does is send him in to the corner where Dolph shoves his head into Knox’s gut.

Behind him Batista pulls Dolph off of Knox and they both throw Dolph out of the ring. Dolph Ziggler is eliminated. As they both turn around Finlay jumps up at both of them but Batista and Knox both punch him, they send him over the ring. Finlay is eliminated. Batista signals for rest as Knox agrees. Suddenly the general manager Eric Bischoff is seen walking down the ramp, and then the next entrant JTG music plays. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring only to get boots to the back. JTG tries to get up but the power house of Knox delivers a bare fist into the back of JTG. JTG pushes Knox off and delivers a scoop slam; meanwhile Batista is sizing up JTG for a spear. The next entrant Shad comes down the ramp. Shad quickly spots Batista waiting for JTG to turn around and runs into the ring. He takes the spear head on while JTG turns around and is confused. Mike Knox kicks JTG in the gut and delivers a massive power bomb. JTG is so weak after the power bomb Batista and Knox elimate him and Shad. JTG and Shad are eliminated. Batista taunts and as he turns around Knox is coming at him, Batista ducks and sends Knox flying out of the ring! Mike Knox is eliminated. Eric Bischoff is watching the match with the commentators. The next entrant Edge comes in. He runs down the ramp still mad after what happened earlier. He slides into the ring as Batista and him share punches, Edge Irish whips Batista into the ropes and does a leg trip. Batista falls over and Edge locks in an arm lock. Batista quickly counters as Batista punches Edge in the head, as Batista gets up Edge nails a suplex. Suddenly an old theme blasts the arena.

The fans make a loud pop, possibly one of the loudest. Brock Lesnar’s theme music plays in the speaker as Edge and Batista are shocked. Batista rolls over to the ropes and signal’s Brock to come in. Edge notices a trick and throws Batista over the rope. Batista is eliminated. Brock Lesnar clothesline Batista as he slides into the ring, Edge runs to Brock but Brock pushes Edge off of him. Eric Bischoff then comes up from behind and pulls on Edge’s leg, as Edge looks over Brock pushes him out of the ring. Eric runs into the ring fast with the belt.

Brock Lesnar and Eric are in the ring as Edge slides into the ring, Eric ducks as Brock kicks Edge in the stomach and lift him up on his shoulders. F-5! Brock’s theme plays again as Eric gives Brock the title belt. Eric also has a microphone.
Eric: THE NEW ERA OF SMACKDOWN HAS ARRIVED AND YOU ARE LOOKING AT HIM!

Eric hold’s Brock’s arm in the air as the fan’s don’t know to clap or boo.

The show ends